YTP: The Great Big Windmill Conspiracy (Special)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ต.ค. 2014
- (I have a Facebook page, by the way. It's a good place to ask me anything you'd like or tell me to get gud fgt. / chickenpika )
This is what you've been waiting for, right? RIIIIGHT?
Anyway, as I said at the end of the video, I decided to stop it there for now, since I wasn't making any progress and I wanted to get more pooping done without worrying about this one. So yeah. - ตลก
The ChickenPika's guide to asking a girl out:
1: Look her in the eyes
2: Fiddle your diddle
It worked for my current girlfriend.
Could it work for me?
Thedarkassassin88
I guess. I'm not interested in asking you out, though. No offense.
ChickenPika It's not the first time someone friendzoned me XD
Thedarkassassin88
I was in love with my best friend (knew her back in grade 4), we tried going out for about a month, but she just wanted to be friends. I still loved her for another four years or so, and I tried asking her out once or twice more. We're still best friends, and she has a beautiful baby boy now (no, it's not mine). He's my godson, and he's about three at the moment. Now I'm with a woman who matches my personality perfectly, and I can't imagine anyone better.
It's not always a bad thing.
"I tried my best pickup line....'I've got money'." xD I love how he looks so proud of himself after saying that.
2:34 what was that b saying?
Best pickup line: "I've got money."
I've got snatch
+Consural I've got plums
Noice.
Or this: “I can make u rich with me”
Actually the best pickup line is the F150
"Trying to make one eye KILL the other eye"
Holy shit lol
😂
Lol
I get out of that awful place, and I go to that school
"but everything was tighter than eleven year old"
"Am I going to be okay?" and the doctor started snorting away like mad. *BWBGBWGBHGB* "LOL nope! You can't live very long with your *veins bursting*"
And then I looked him in the eyes and began to fiddle my diddle
Kpoom dead HA
100th like
After a few months of staring at a white wall trying to make one eye kill the other eye.
@@ultimatediamondminer5799 (•.•)
(•o•) (•.•) (•o•)
"I look her in the eyes and fiddle my diddle"
And nobody nobody at all had an orgasm
"I looked her straight in the eyes and fiddled my diddle"
Gotta try that next time
She won't take any notice of your se DUCK tion
More like your sedicktion I'll see myself out now
@@maogu1999 but that’s probably for the b-b-b-best
I came here for the windmills.
There wasn't any.....
Rusedby Chicken
ALPHACKER2
weren't
@@MoofEMP and everything was lovely once again
@@mudzbe8414 Thank you for correcting him.
"With bottles full of lemon stuff BUT(sex)" I'll be 100% honest... that one caught me off guard xD
"She was really hot"
Like the fire that killed her parents?
sick burn.
+Evil EyeDen completely roasted
DoYouWantAFireCookie thats a new level of roast
No windmills 0/10
...jk, this was awesome; well worth the wait. :D
Max Payne The tulips, you mean? Yes, they were very tasty, thank you. :)
***** What? If someone gives me tulips what am I supposed to do but eat them? :P
RootNegativeSixteen i love rootnegativesixteen
Max Payne Payne wat r u duin lol
Max Payne
Feel the rhythm of YOUR VEINS... BURSTING...
Then I said "Who the fuck is Jack?!"
And the doctor said..."I DUNNO"
You might even say...
That doctor doesn't know Jack.
*ba dum tiss*
ChickenPika What you did there, I see it. A clever pooper you are.
"The trip to Chocolate Island."
You are absolutely goddamn fantastic.
3:54 "I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your parents" XDD
It was at 3:58
69th like
I used my best pick up line, "I got money."
"The skies go dim". With that death song, that is the most strangely cathartic thing I have heard in a long time and I just keep playing it over and over again.
It's from Resident Evil 4
So then I woke up in the hos-pi-tal. Shhhhit
OMG DYING
Wow, you certainly have mastered the arts of beautiful sentence mixing! Pair that with genius jokes as usual and we have ChickenPika back and better than ever. Magnificent! **joins the standing ovation**
Thanks! That means a lot coming from one of my favourite poopers.
When the Plamz tells you this shit, that's instant cred boost.
Seriously. I actually think ChickenPika is equally good if not better than cs188. This channel should be verified by now. If you don't like these Rosen poops, you won't like any youtube poops!
Fat Max I think many channels like ChickenPika's should be verified and given more praise and attention. Unfortunately, cs188 is the only one getting enough credit and hype that others deserve.
ThePlamzJoker I don't like many of cs188 poops I prefer foglume and chickenpika
"the doctor said good lord he survived" that wasn't very reassuring
nice poop but I didnt hear anything about a windmill
It was just one of his tricks...
+ChickenPika How the hell did Michael get access to Katawa Shoujo 2
+TheJoJmaster :O
"I'm gonna tell you something that will... Ehm... Nevermind."
Genius. I aplaud you.
I couldn't bare to see Haneko crying so I ate her pizza..
Jeez that'll sure help...
This is like when he didn’t want to give anyone in class food and then he ate a pizza
"And I'm gonna tell you something that'll... nevermind."
I fucking lost it.
"I can't bear seeing hanako crying, so I begin to eat a pizza" my experience playing hanako's route
Just wanted to say thanks for making these, ChickenPika. It's videos like these that continue to put a smile on my face, and have helped me overcome suicidal thoughts and personal loss over the last year. Thanks dude. Don't ever stop being,
Click.... Noice.
Holy shit, I had no idea I could help with that.
Well, I'm glad I did.
You're very, very welcome.
ChickenPika u r a legend m8. You can do anything. U always make me happy when my days been utter shit
ChickenPika (nearly every day)
:)
Blimey... That sounds HORRIBLE. Don't GIvE uP and don't KNEEL OVER AND DIE.
"I've got money"
10/10 Would bang.
A better sentence mix than I could ever manage. Good work matey.
333% worth the weight.
That means a lot coming from one of the people I count as an inspiration for starting YTP in the first place.
that part with the hospital (1:16) cracked me open
"i woke up in the hospiTal, shiT"
Just wanted to mention - this guy's videos helped me deal with depression for a very long time. Dunno if he still reads comments or remembers me talking about suicidal ideation but humour can heal in a way that some people don't recognise, thanks so much for your incredible content over the years :) hope all is well with ya ChickenPepe
2:13
The "Sex" in the background made me laugh really hard.
'Then everything was tighter than an 11 year old '
oh jeez XD
0:36
>Says Reddit
>Shows Twitter logo
r/facepalm
That part about Pizza... Brilliant!
"I couldn't bear to see her cry, so I began to eat a pizza!"
Worthy of a quotebook!
"And everything was tight and eleven years old"
Holy shit, that sent me down to my knees xD
" *BUTT* ˢᵉˣ"
I had to go in the back.
And this is a big BUTT.
You've gotten so good at this.
"I look her straight in the eye and fiddle my diddle" I died when I first heard that
Tried to make her my girlfried...I mean girlfriend ROFL Amazing Rosen poop keep up the good work XD
Slowing down are you? hah! no, he's back, ChickenPika tries very hard not to look proud, well you should be this is fantastik!
OH MY GOD THAT BURN MY EAR PART WAS PERFECT
EnigmaHood uh... who exactly are you talking to?
Jacob Penrod Eh, he's mad cause he was arguing with someone on another comment I made, and I said "stfu" and disabled comments.
Oh. Nevermind then.
I only figured out why he stopped rapping until the 2nd time I watched this video. Damn good realization. Fucking great.
Anyone who hasn't played or heard of Katawa Shoujo was probably really confused, but this was a pretty accurate representation of the game and really funny.
albeit a choice of words that would end you up with the manly picnic ending, but still surprisingly accurate xD without the feels that is, if you play the game, the feels will get you...
I didn’t play it and I don’t get it
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little lemons around.
This makes me so mad and sad but it's so funny I can't help but laugh, which just makes me madder and sadder. What are you doing to me, man?
From the information you've given me, I'm genuinely not sure.
you don't fuck with a man's feels, man.
ahbeef
Judging by what you're saying, I apparently do it quite well.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMG. IM SO ANGRY
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"anyways after a few months staring at a white wall trying to make one eye kill the other eye." HAHAHAH
***** After that Mick went to PRIZZUN for burger, eheeh I mean murder.
That fucking "in the hospital... Shit." Line is truly brilliant. Just like this intire ytp!
How did i miss this amount of genious for an entire year?
This is state of the art ytp, well done sir!
A hahaha, halfway through the bumping I realized that was his heart and burst out laughing
Shhhhit. This was fucking genius, welcome back good sir! :D
Love the subtlety. I don't quite get all of it, but it's really clever.
after a few months of staring at a white wall, trying to get one eye to kill the other eye
This was so funny, I spit my aater out laughing. Great work! Haha
"after the trip to Chocolate island was over, everyone came'
s-subtle
You are ridiculously good at making these. Your videos are my favorite.
"Let down" ? You're off your nut, CP, that was some of the best storytelling I've ever seen in a Rosen YTP
ChickenPika, your videos always bring me up on a bad day :) and for that I thank you sincerely.
I always say, I make them for my own personal enjoyment, and it's great when other people like them.
But comments like these hold a special place in my heart. I'm not sure of the exact location, but it's one of the valves that deals with warm fuzzies.
This was hilarious man! :D
Kabuum, dead HAH!.... anyway after a few months of staring at a white wall trying to make one eye kill the other eye.
Deadly Tiger Flipin loved that line XD
i lost my shit at that part.
kepwndeadHA!
lmao
Holy shit, that was just fantastic! Great work, ChickenPika; worth the wait!
Dude you are a god, keep making these amazing videos!!
It's here! Albeit not completely finished, but that's just details. Was amazing! Makes me wanna replay Katawa Shoujo again. The best was when a woman called Hanako is sitting there. Really good!
Oh man, this was really good. The like direct references to certain things in the game. Dude
Everything youve done has been perfect and will always be perfect you are my favourite youtuber and youtubepooper love you man.
*sees ChickenPika video*
Where did my pants just go?!
That was a great video, it was worth the wait. Haven't laughed so much in a long time. Good job :)
So happy I actually played it, made this even funnier.
Katawa Shoujo memes never get old.
I liked this one a lot. Great mixing and concept.
I was waiting for a Kenji part though.
Seriously, that was surprisingly good, like really really good!!
*Click*, noice.
Did it happen to be really *several continuous lipsmacks followed by four nices and an excessively deep noice*
5 minutes of brilliant sentence mixing was far from a let-down in my opinion. Can't wait for the other stuff you have in reserve ^^
This was amazing ChickenPika! Please never stop pooping! (I think you know what I mean) And please, always keep your videos funny and continue with the Michael Rosen ones, because they're the best!! Love you! (No homo)
As a long time fan and lurker, I have to say - please don't apologize. Don't feel that you in some way owe it us to us. We are greatful for everything you put up. The fact that you are doing this entirely for free shows us nothing but how truly generous you are. If the video was blocking you from your artistic freedom then just leave it at that and move on. Do what you think is best and keep on pooping, brother!
1:17 best part
I shouldn't watch your videos whilst I'm ill. I'm coughing so hard from all the laughing. Especially the goddamn extra-crispy-Hanako jokes.
you are an extremely skilled sentence mixer, subbed. 2:18 had me in stitches!
That Gaben reference... I can't believe nobody made that connection before. Brilliant!
''And then I woke up in the hos-pi-tal. *SHT*''
There’s something about Michael Rosen suddenly saying dead that always cracks me up
The Katawa Shoujo jokes in here are top notch.
Second, who the fuck is Jack?!
... I dunno..!
I didn't find it anticlimactic. Great job, had a good laugh, that's what I subbed for.
Thanks for the Katawa Shoujo story man ;)
"I tried my best pickup line I've got money," I m in tears XD
ChickenPika is a legendary sentence mixer.
The sentence mixing in this poop is just fuckin' beautiful.
At first I thought it said "you can't live very long without your veins!" Instead of the bursting being added at the end...it was kinda funnier before my brain brain-ed and heard the crucial word...
My best pickup line. "I've got money"
You’re no doubt one of four of my favorite Poopers, I would love to sample some of your content. 🧠💡
this is sad, but this sums up the game relatively well.
"I'm 12 years old, and what is this?"
"I couldn't bear to see Hanako crying, so I bought a pizza." Classic Rosenite problem-solving
Fuck yeah, another video!
Take your time man, love your work
Staring at a white wall... trying to make one eye kill the other eye.
It’s the faces he makes whilst he’s saying that, god it’s amazing 😂
"KI-PUH
Dead
Hah!"
Even if ChickenPika would be gone forever... I'd still remember the great pooper out there who makes amazing shit...
Its easy to tell a lot of effert went into this one. Respect for that!
I can't foresee myself ever stopping.
ChickenPika I can :)
We're all going to KEEWL over and DIIIE, some day... :)
ChickenPika ..........................But thats probably for the BEEESTTSEEBsssebsebbeessebss
*****
Eh, I'd like to live for 200 years, but that'd probably be the lot.
ChickenPika Mmmmhhh...... You're right.. Quite right.. So do I..
Hey, I don't blame you for wanting to switch to working on something else; it must be tiring having to add more content to a 5 hour YTP.
In other news; this was still worth the wait. :D
EDIT: 5 *minute* YTP. a 5 hour YTP would be pretty interesting though....
Ah! here it is! I've been looking for this!
"I got a letter from Hanako's sister."
SUPRISE BRIT! NO ONE EVER EXPECTS BALALAIKA!
Happy birthday to Michael Rosen 🎉🤟🏼
Good job with the heart attack part!
Pika my throat tickles from laughing too much goddamnit
10/10 and a bottle of lemon stuff