Greatest Asian of ALL time! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 132

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  • @NoPreshNetwork
    @NoPreshNetwork  ปีที่แล้ว +19

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    • @H3H3HEE
      @H3H3HEE ปีที่แล้ว

      Pimp not bleeping the address is very pimp

    • @Zackaria_sMax
      @Zackaria_sMax ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How's the Intermittent Poverty™ going Chrissy?

    • @bertusbob
      @bertusbob ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BetterHelp is sharing consumers' health data, including sensitive information about mental health challenges, with third parties for marketing and ad targeting!!!!!!

    • @bertusbob
      @bertusbob ปีที่แล้ว

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      @bertusbob ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @cyninin1346
    @cyninin1346 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I thought Sal was going to cry even knowing Chris was joking 😂

  • @sarahcotterswank4251
    @sarahcotterswank4251 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I knew it!! As soon as I heard Chris starting to get serious, I knew we had reached the end of the episode!! 😂😂

    • @907Tia
      @907Tia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol... classic... "and this has been Hey Babe".

  • @bcrow
    @bcrow ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Obviously it’s common knowledge that podcasters sit down and crank out multiple eps in a day but what I think is overlooked is the ability to bring interest and intensity to hour long conversations, stop, breathe, and do it all again. Keep up the great work babes, God Bless.

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Chrissy knows all about underspending when he's practicing poverty.

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Sal's take on the finally of Succession without giving it up was amazing!
    I love how Sal conversates ALWAYS! I dont think there is many more people as comfortable to listen to. Just such a wholesome lovable babe!
    I actually love this bloke! Even when he is on mad crazy offence on Taste Buds... I just love him more at those moments
    But I would be remised if I didnt mention Chrissy! I am a long time Hyena fan with no fumes.... LOVE YOU ALL! You too Pimpy!

  • @jukappa
    @jukappa ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Obviously Kane Tanaka

  • @michiganrealty
    @michiganrealty ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Time is one of the hardest realities that any of us have to deal with. Love you guys.

  • @davidjacquez965
    @davidjacquez965 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As soon as Chris started talking about the doctor, I checked the time and said, "This has been Hey Babe." 😆

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Everything has Beauty, but not everyone sees it."
    - Chrissy Confucius

  • @mariesunday535
    @mariesunday535 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It was absolutely beautiful when Chrissy said "I know it's more money, it's lost time though." That's all I need to hear to know that he is Golden. Stay blessed! ✨❤️💫🙈🙉🙊

  • @ho_ray_shi_ohhh
    @ho_ray_shi_ohhh ปีที่แล้ว +109

    It’s funny that Chris figures out the basics of life and thinks he had a life changing experience lol

    • @LoloFbabyy
      @LoloFbabyy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right!!! Like welcome to us regular folk lives 😂😂

    • @andrewfernandez7410
      @andrewfernandez7410 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lots of people never realize these things. I appreciate his earnestness.

    • @ho_ray_shi_ohhh
      @ho_ray_shi_ohhh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like, my kid is crying, that’s her communicating, she probably wants something, pooped, or is hungry 😂

    • @eli469
      @eli469 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you havent figured out eating in moderation.

    • @three.6.monica
      @three.6.monica ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the whole human experience is p much a series of learning the basics of life tho

  • @Christalnichole
    @Christalnichole ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Adhd facts from sal is my therapy. You guys are hilarious but very insightful.

  • @joshnorko5586
    @joshnorko5586 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Yolannnnnnda Vega hand crank lottery machine really ties the set together

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We all saw the end coming... But Sal's cheeky grin at the end topped it!
    I LOVE YOU BABES! My fav pod!
    Please somehow try to make a Australian tour. Just the 3 main east coast cities

  • @hilariousgas
    @hilariousgas ปีที่แล้ว +4

    having everyone working together as a family is the most wholesome thing i've ever heard, now i'm tearing up

  • @katiecivitello7857
    @katiecivitello7857 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hey babes ! The only thing getting me through this week are these two 🤪

  • @mallorynelson3459
    @mallorynelson3459 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sal originally said Musk and Chrissy thinking he said Mosque 🤣🤣

  • @h.e.pennypacker4728
    @h.e.pennypacker4728 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Chris is clearly starting to live like a poor man complaining about stacks of oats.

  • @charlottestinebaugh8015
    @charlottestinebaugh8015 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I need a Hey Babe intro to the tune of New Girl 🫣

  • @1Chatty2Connie3
    @1Chatty2Connie3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Chris" conversation transitions are incredible. Also, genuinely loved the LBJ/MJ talk

  • @johnmannino3100
    @johnmannino3100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I became a Don Rickles fan only three years ago when I accidentally started binging his Carson appearances during the beginning of Covid. And even though I only started listening to him three years after he died, I still think its awesome that Sal really appreciated and valued his comedy.

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That picture of Bobby Lee in the Thumbnail is *WILD!*
    Hey Babe.

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    remember the episode a while back when Chris put on Sal's stupidly small hat he ordered online? that was the funniest shit ever

    • @racheldozier1285
      @racheldozier1285 ปีที่แล้ว

      That lives rent free in my head 🔥

    • @Zackaria_sMax
      @Zackaria_sMax ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You 'member the episode of South Park about member berries called "Member Berries"? that was the funniest shit ever, 'member?

    • @Cyxz666
      @Cyxz666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zackaria_sMax I 'member

  • @RonToothaker-kz2ej
    @RonToothaker-kz2ej ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy Babesday babes! Woke up at 3am for work and the only thing getting me through the day was knowing I had Chris and Sal to watch

  • @sarahwilliams4055
    @sarahwilliams4055 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Raymor and Flannagin 😂🎉 priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mollyuppstrom7105
    @mollyuppstrom7105 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Chris is such a good dad

  • @LuizHenriquePinho87
    @LuizHenriquePinho87 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Babe Sal Vulcano you are Best and Chris too Happy Thursday Babes

  • @Tac0maAr0ma
    @Tac0maAr0ma ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The great Robert E. Lee from Poway, CA of course.

  • @ivanvergara4019
    @ivanvergara4019 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew the "This has been Hey Babe" was coming up but I still was still holding back tears at the end there

  • @Brokefarm
    @Brokefarm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best way to describe Sal is " delightful". He's the best conversationalist in history.

  • @clamsoup
    @clamsoup ปีที่แล้ว

    There is something between Sal's concern with mortality and Chris' live in the moment philosophy.
    Lately I've been touching base with childhood friends, and it is truly therapeutic to remind those old folks how much fun they were as kids..... Leaves me smiling.

  • @EmceeCommon55
    @EmceeCommon55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you listen to this podcast with headphones on, all you hear are sirens in the background. New York sounds like a wonderful place to live.

  • @Balxandr
    @Balxandr ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s always funny to me how this is a comedy podcast but Chris and Sal are Low key two of the actual wisest people I’ve ever heard speak but then also say the most atrocious things

  • @mrsssmlllaie4402
    @mrsssmlllaie4402 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to give Sal a panic attack "death is not in the distant future. we are dying everyday. "

  • @ben7867
    @ben7867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s interesting how stories they’ve told on previous hey babe podcasts (such as Chris’s pet bunny story) change every time they tell them

  • @swiftvixxen
    @swiftvixxen ปีที่แล้ว

    I am genuinely loving the zen that Chris is bringing. You got this, young grasshopper

  • @Bota29ayo
    @Bota29ayo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fav podcast ever but omg the background colors now make me so anxious 💀💀 they’re so jarring lmfao

  • @danielwilhelm3445
    @danielwilhelm3445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris you're a wonderful father and you continue to improve and learn how to be better love ya babe

  • @greta_van_fleet2842
    @greta_van_fleet2842 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you want Gatorade in a glass bottle, your gonna need to TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!!!!

  • @filledepieuvre
    @filledepieuvre ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cracking up at Sal almost having to piss but evaluating his sensation level and backing off the feels

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris looks like he’ll storm the capital with that hat.😂

  • @amymayhugh8946
    @amymayhugh8946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Babes! You guys get me thru every day working from my home office. You guys have such a great connection. #brolove

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor Sal has amazing fish stories... Or fish tails
    The poor fish that was cryogenically frozen :) HAHAHAHA

  • @becster0902
    @becster0902 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Theres only so many times I can come to this channel to check for another video, thank fucking God.
    Thanks for the hour escape

    • @samo7804
      @samo7804 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here I’m like, “I hope they posted an episode today” and they always do when I need it!!

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Sal thinks he's still gonna be a father someday but he's already terrified at the idea of having to be awake every morning at 5am and he can't even keep a fish alive 🥲

  • @megdevries5616
    @megdevries5616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why isn't pimp laughing so much in the latest episodes like he used to-so loved hearing his laugh

  • @jenaeestelle3032
    @jenaeestelle3032 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bang on timing to lift my spirits 👏

  • @nicog5479
    @nicog5479 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Star spangled banner the hey babe version needs to happen

  • @mathewwoods
    @mathewwoods ปีที่แล้ว

    Earliest I’ve ever been!!! I’m not getting notified when the Babes upload😭😭

  • @HowlingEcko
    @HowlingEcko ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Are we about to have another week of "Chris gives advice he himself follows for three weeks then quits"?

    • @mrsssmlllaie4402
      @mrsssmlllaie4402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder how his intermittent fasting is going 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Newportbanking
    @Newportbanking ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s my hey babe and I need it now!

  • @miggzy13
    @miggzy13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when Chris is counting down the time with a story so interesting to end it with "And this has been hey babe" 😂😂😂😂

  • @bknobeef5578
    @bknobeef5578 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you guys record back to back eps, Chris and Sal should just switch to the each others shirts and see if anyone notices 😂

  • @kevv13b
    @kevv13b ปีที่แล้ว

    Had me damn near in tears at the end until you said "this has been hey babe"

  • @godxzero
    @godxzero ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the end got me. Thank God you're okay, Chris

  • @thea1560
    @thea1560 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would have loved to watch succession finale with sal

  • @Augwa
    @Augwa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sal or anyone suffering from reading and retaining info due to ADHD. I was the same way for years, I would read and after about the second sentence I was still reading but thinking of something totally different and not even paying attention to what I read.
    Thing that works for me, Put on some music and tap along with my fingers while reading. fixed my problem.

  • @katieb4314
    @katieb4314 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Ryan holiday shoutout!! Always loved his writing

  • @907Tia
    @907Tia ปีที่แล้ว

    We love Solstice in Alaska!!! Sun goes "down" at like 3am and comes back up at 5:00am. 🌞🌞🌞🌞

  • @ArdPulaStudios
    @ArdPulaStudios ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sal please talk about Howie Mandel panicking on the crane in the Impractical jokers live special

  • @geezuschristsleftfoot2503
    @geezuschristsleftfoot2503 ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me at the end, I was actually worried for him for a minute hahah

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett ปีที่แล้ว

    18:13 My gran RIP... Summed this up for me when I was about 12. I was looking forward to getting something and it felt like forever...
    She said that the older you get the more you have experienced things and are not waiting for them like you were when you could just get it now. BOOM!
    I understood right away. My grandparents taught me a lot

    • @JaiPritchett
      @JaiPritchett ปีที่แล้ว

      OH SHIT! Pimpy just pulled up some crazy neuro shit!

  • @twalters6551
    @twalters6551 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't realize impractical jokers was on HBO max made my day being able to watch the new season hope they keep going

  • @Zackaria_sMax
    @Zackaria_sMax ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:26 I think he means he wants to go see that new movie "The Machine", the hilarious new movie written and starring his friend and peer Burp KryShart... especially since a fellow comedians movie about his most famous bit doing well might finally get that Tubber-ware movie greenlit...

  • @Zackaria_sMax
    @Zackaria_sMax ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:00 Ty Sal! I was worried I might have to come drop the Lawless on him.... Lalalalalalalala

  • @malisarasar263
    @malisarasar263 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Sal said, “he’s not real like the Easter bunny” baaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa😂

  • @jpettaway21
    @jpettaway21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chrissy's Adderall must've when off between shooting eps cause gahddamn sal couldn't get a word in. Chrissy cutoffs today😂😂😂

  • @ninjawatchdog
    @ninjawatchdog ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta be the best "this has been Hey Babe" of all time

  • @samuelschmidtcomedy
    @samuelschmidtcomedy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best way to start the day.

  • @dannybriglia8919
    @dannybriglia8919 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone please tell Sal thank you. I know for a FACT, HE put that rear table leg DEAD CENTER on the paint line lmao my OCD appreciates it

  • @seanharrison3504
    @seanharrison3504 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another quality sesh. Good job fellas.

  • @RowdyRussian
    @RowdyRussian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn I forgot today was hey baby, I’ll skip Chris. Hey sal, you killed it on Take your shoes off!

  • @sarahlindsay8847
    @sarahlindsay8847 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love waking up to a new episode❤

  • @savannah5756
    @savannah5756 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not to get dark, but as someone who had a traumatic childhood with a mother who cannot emotionally regulate herself and expected me to be able to as a small child or she would scream at and hit me, it makes me really happy to hear how you treat your kids and make time for them Chris! Im sure your kids will be closer to you when they’re older and value you because you treat them well ❤ its absurd how many parents expect kids to be able to articulate their emotions or stop themselves when they’re overwhelmed, having a tantrum etc, when most parents cannot regulate their own emotions.

  • @libbzkazoo
    @libbzkazoo ปีที่แล้ว

    1:02:34 One of my FAVORITE Impractical Jokers bits was Sal going around offering “loose candies” in the Mommy & Me painting class🤣

  • @violetsparkles8527
    @violetsparkles8527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love these guys!, Poor Sal. The best way to rid yourself of the fear of dying is to listen to NDE stories. It helps you to understand that we are eternal and never actually cease to exist.

  • @ajp2121
    @ajp2121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy D the type of guy to buy an AP Royal Oak (~40k), but also be concerned with the weekly oatmeal budget

  • @JerseyfreshXx
    @JerseyfreshXx ปีที่แล้ว

    I had an Ad for Dietz and Watson but it was also Chris😂

  • @raydelapaz8968
    @raydelapaz8968 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:35 "Yea Yea, Bang!" lmfaooo!

  • @Sbsenpai
    @Sbsenpai ปีที่แล้ว +1

    40:20 LMAO pimps chuckle , he knowsss

  • @Smartalex08
    @Smartalex08 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as Chrissy started talking about going to the doctor I knew what was happening 😂

  • @BallerTWashington
    @BallerTWashington ปีที่แล้ว

    “I wanna shee shum shexxx” - Chrissy D 😂😅

  • @SerDunk
    @SerDunk ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 love the new intro lol Aliens blowing rings

  • @Samptamp8698
    @Samptamp8698 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just a list off the top of my head lol:
    White/Tan: Jesus
    Black: Mansa Musa
    Asian: Genghis Khan
    Woman: Marie Curie

  • @Auslinlive
    @Auslinlive ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfaooo that ending😂😂😂😂

  • @JaiPritchett
    @JaiPritchett ปีที่แล้ว

    26:43 "You dont this flock of sheep?" ..SLIDES PIC
    "How about me in kindergarten?" I had to pause to recover from laughing! :P :P

  • @Eriey3
    @Eriey3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy has had a hat on twice on this podcast. This episode and the one where Sal had him try on that one child’s size hat 😂

  • @MP-qq7cl
    @MP-qq7cl ปีที่แล้ว

    I SCREAMED AT THE END😂😂

  • @josephcaruso267
    @josephcaruso267 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even though I know Chrissy was setting up that this has been hey babe punchline, he proved he can act and deserves a sitcom

  • @sammypiexx
    @sammypiexx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You have done the jingle!! Episode 55

  • @4superman3
    @4superman3 ปีที่แล้ว

    35:38 Chrissy talking about Clyde Drexler, made me feel like I was listening to History Hyenas all over again!!!! 🥹😭

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:01:48 It’s the same as when you spill a drink on your shirt. You just weren’t paying attention.😂

  • @Anything.for.Salinaaas
    @Anything.for.Salinaaas ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish sal would get into the “downer” topics a bit deeper. When I first found tiger belly I really liked it bc Bobby would talk about trauma - which now I know may or may not be true lol - but it’s nice to hear other people be really real in all aspects. I was on antidepressants for years and just recently stopped. Felt super strange and almost went manic lol but I think I’m coming out the other side now. Best of luck with your mental sal.

    • @brit4719
      @brit4719 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really value Sal speaking about his ADHD. When he said he was not able to sit down and read (something I have struggled with my whole life) and how it's mental torture not being able to do something like that. It has such an impact on someone else who suffers. So, thank you, Sal ❤

  • @brianmariano4793
    @brianmariano4793 ปีที่แล้ว

    Duuuuuude. That ending 😮😂

  • @MELMELHB
    @MELMELHB ปีที่แล้ว

    Immediately thought Chris was going to talk about Pocahontas and was SO LET DOWN he didn’t. Lol

  • @cindyo6298
    @cindyo6298 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg, the Butterfly Effect 😂😂

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato675 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂 Taxonomy is NOT taxidermy!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @dilltip
    @dilltip ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO at the outro. Chrissy De Niro

  • @chucklecucker
    @chucklecucker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy needs to take the older two kids to see the new Spider-Man and get over the hesitation.