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- I'M NAKED NOW?! | Octodad #3
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"I'd rather do the jungle gym again rather than talk to an angry wife" -Daniel Middleton
Lol
Mhm
Now that he is actually a dad it makes it more funny
*HIS NAME ISN'T DAN?!?!*
Dan is short for Daniel bro
Watching this after 6 years and it’s still great
Ikr do you jam out to the intro aswell or is it just me lol
I jam out as well
i agree
Same 😌✨
I come back to this series every year, and I remenisce about the good times. This and a few other favourite series of mine from dan. Never gets old.
Same
Literally me too
When 'Octdan's arm gets stuck on things its looks really funny. Also when the guy on the ship said to swap the deck and raise the anchor maybe that's what the captain told him to tell any new people to do those chores. I love this series plus do more!
True!
Yeah it a great video
I remember Markiplier would rage so hard but Dan is just going pass it easily
Who Wants Dan To Wear Makeup For a Whole Video??
me
Me!!
ME!!!!!!
Me to!!!
Me
Octdad:*tries to be a human*
The people watching him:👁👄👁
👁️👄👁️
Dan: you chopped off my flipping cloths me: laughing so hard
I remember when Dan used to say Dailey minecraft videos like if you remember that
*daily sorry just wanted to point it out :3
I know he hasn't been doing that much mine craft lately and he's doing a lot of other stuff. I'm scared!!!!😰
he's really busy sometimes
daily*
FluffyKitty :3 its ok I cant spell
Where did Build Battle, Pixel Painters, the lab, and about 10 more mini games go?!?????
I know right
because he's playing other things now, and perhaps the likes on those videos weren't very high
Ryan , Don't Hate, He Wants To Play What He Likes Playing Or He Just Forget Or Dosnt Have The Time
Let him be
Yeah we're did they go they were the best
xD " HE CHOPPED OFF MY FLIPPIN' CLOTHES!!!" IM DEAD xD
And its expensive 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tommy:*pushes button*
Dan:SON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? YOU TURNED ME INTO A WASHING MACHINE!!!!!
Me. Hahahahahahahahahahaha Dan. Don't laugh at me
Richard Smith making me laugh and I just got past it I am at the 🚢 .-.
Wow
Dan: I need to use my super hero squid human strength
woW sO fUnNy
MOOOOOOOOORE OCTODAD
btw octodad is old
+weliton silva he knows 😑
u mean "MOOOOOOORE OCTODAN"
Your right
yes
2:45 Tommy pushed a kid down slide.
"HE CHOPPED OFF MY FLIPPING CLOTHS!" -DanTDM 2016
12:47 “your hat looks so stupid” I FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING
MikoTrasheii Studios XD
His hat is not stupid
If an octopus and a women married, they should have a child with tentacles or something like that.
ikr
+Anna Sofia Barrera no dey didn't!!!!!!!!!
I once saw ihascupquake play this and she said the wife is a cheater
a child with 4 arms
Wait how do they have kids and how dose she not know he is a octopus
Despite my age, 20, I still love watching these fun games you play Dan. Love the variety. Now I just wish I knew how to put some type of cool emoji in here. :D
crazy but i remember seeing this comment 6 years ago. i came back for a fix of nostalgia and just got flashbacks
you are now 27 :D
@@zigster1325ikr 😢
you press the windows button and the dot button at the same time to get the choice of an emoji
listen i know this comment is old but i just wanted to say that
Guy: i hope I don’t see any octopuses.
Other guy: why?
Guy: I just...
Guy: I just hate them
Guy: so much
Dan: aye I hate u
yeah u have a NICE and FUNNY comment
Nice cleaning sim avatar from Roblox XD
@@handlehandlehandlehandlehand they’re quoting the game
I’ve been thinking about this for a while.
The chef asked why everyone was a fish.
Does that mean that the chef not only Octodad was a fish, but everybody was a fish?
Good thing the chef was suspicious of Octodad and chopped off his clothes other then some other person.
OMG DAN THERE IS A TRY NOT TO LAUGH VIDEO DANTDM EDITION
Where can I find it?!?!?😱
I want to watch it
its not funny
I WANNA WATCH IT!!!!😂😂😂😂
Holy crap! I just realized Dan is getting a DIAMOND play button soon! (That he deserves in every way possible) Keep up the good work, Dan!!!! :D
hello from 7 years later :)
“We need a key for the locker room so we can be less naked.”
Me: *laughs uncontrollably.*
Here is a present 😁 from itsfunnehs infection smile its a creepy smile
?
If a fish fell in love with a bird, their child would be a flying fish
Flying fish already exist
The chef looked like he farted
Lol yeah!!
now that you menchen it
yeah at 23:18
Did you call me?
hahaha i said that alll the time so stop copyer you said what i said copyer
Who else thinks Dan deserves the Diamond Play Buttong
Button
he just did not get it yet
Subscribe to me and I will make a cardboard play button.
+Alex Sin What did you say?!? You made no sense
when do you get an emerald one even Pewdiepie dosnt have one
Did he not notice octo dad son just pushed a girl in the slide and said "This is for ur own good!"
22:39 “that’s how the rivalry began” actually that’s more of a hunt than of a rivalry
like if agree should Dan do Minecraft battle mode on his Xbox at least could he try it #Tryit
Yess!!
Yeah Dan do battle mode!
#TryIt
#Tryit
+Kyung Johnson fake
Every time his intro plays I sing the DanTDM sings his intro thing : OH-OH-OH-OH- OH MY GOODNESS - OH -OH
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
k
Lol me too :P
omg yass! XS
I though i was the only one
Butcher: about to end Octodad
Dan: *titles the video that he's naked*
He he
game:a free trip to the aquiarium!
you:WE PAYED TO GET IN HERE
lol
taww2wwokgp9
Those dance moves for the jig were just 👌👌👌
AngelGaming lol
I love when dan plays octodad! it is fun to watch and great entertainment
OMG DID YOU HEAR YOUR SON IN KELP WORLD HE SAID "This is for your own good!"
yep
L0zer he pushed down a kid on the slide
Ya
i love how he said oh whoo hoo
Dan In tomadachi life make a mario or harry potter!!!
You're the best youtuber ever!!! You deserve more subs =D
Harry potter would be awsome😊😊
He should do Voldemort
+Bailey Hanberry and when I looked it up, the website would result to: vefaap3382. vefaap3250. vefaap2690. vefaap2690. vefaap4289. vefaap0328. vefaap3508. vefaap3562. vefaap0349.
Scammer/reported
agree
yeah thats a great idea
dantdm is better than pewdeipie
I agree
Pewdiepie is just a show off
You do know he has 45 million subs right?
+Galaxy Christian // Galaxy Starboy 45 million click bait subs
I agree. Pewdiepie swears and that's why I can't watch him. I don't even care if Pewdiepie has a lot of subs than Dan. Dan is one of my favorite TH-camrs
Me:hi octodan!
DanTDM:why did u call me octodan
Me:because it rhymes with octodad
DanTDM:wow LOL
Hurija Kuljancic it most definetly DOES NOT rhyme with octodad silly
Geoffrey Sprigle yea ikr it dose not even RHYME:/
No it doesn't dad and Dan don't ryhme there is a d in the end of dad and there is a n in the end of dan
XD
Octo Dan and dad. Dose not rhyme one single BIT.
"the bananas are killing me"
DanTDM 2016
Logan Geoseph your cool
octodan is so clever
Cyndi Mark u r right
Dan, please put one of your pugs on your head...
Yashhhhhhhh!!!!!! .... pls
yes that would be amazing
Lime
yes it would super super funny!
you now you cant push him to do what he doesnt want tobedoing
9:51 did anyone notice his voice crack then!? 😂😂😂
Yeah...
“this is HoRrIfIC”
this is why he got up there so fast there
is a place in the left all the way and it s
ays only for kids octodan.
dan you are the best youtuber ever!you dont need the diamond play button every team TDM member knows this!keep up the good work dan! guys like so dan can see this
no he need it
its a reward for reaching 10M Subscribers
ya dan dont listen to those stupid haters like they only want attention ignore them i luv u dan dont listen to those damn haters
+Mohammad Ghulam Azam Khan no he needs it on my other channel i got 11M subs and thats has been for that las 2weeks then i got my diamond play button
True but you deserve a diamond play button
Yes he dose
Dan, thanks for inspiring me to start TH-cam! I just started and hope to entertain and inspire as many as you do!
:D
good luck, i subbed!
...
please don't advertise your channel :( not trying to be mean or anything though
That's a lie, u have 4,000 subscribers!😡
this is amazing hope you make more!!!
He did
I love these series! The're so funny and fun! 🤣
Dan! I LOVE your voice! When I see a brand new video I always smile! Congrats on 1100,000 or something subs! Keep it up and always know!Keep calm and kiss Dan! Lol
Give me 7 likes if you agree
+TheRubia1979 true
i aGREES!!
more octodan pls
what a coincidince! i have a octopus mug filled with coffee on my face and yet im watching this!
I still watch this and never stop watching 😂
DAN HOW ABOUT YOUR SIMS 2 SERIES????!!!!!!!! IS IT GONE OR SOMETHING????
Yes
I KNOW RIGHT
I know I keep on thinking about that
+Crazy Rainbow Gamer KCaitlyn Me to
I know
Please do more octodad!
When he says a woooohoooo I laugh soooo hard
19:09 we might be the next titanic
Your imige is a titanic
I WANT MORE OF THIS! (it's amazing)
I love this series thumbs up if you agree!! :)
yep
dan are you saying bad words because im a kid im now 8 years old and i tingk some kids is waching you so do not say bad words even on the vlog ?
👍👍
+Plaridel Labago sub and ill sub back just type done
+iiKoolaid sub and ill sub back just type done
Why does the octopus when he’s walking only have 6 legs?
This was just practice, now Dan is a real dad. He will look back to this game for guidance.
Yea I guess so
Octodad more like Octodan get it :) :)
XD
*Slowly claps.
Omg Nice :D
Really that is so rude
good one
The chef wasn't swimming he was farting.
XD I saw that XD
+Kittycat Pikachu Where
Ive been crying fot the past five minutes, and this video made me smile.
who is watching this video in 2019 when dan just said he is having a kid
Me
Watching video and scrolling through coments
same
Meeeeee
MEEEEEEEE
i was expecting a crazy craft vid today but maybe tomorrow i love his vids tho
Hi, I've got a new channel, and it would be great if you could sub to me please
Hello I'm a fan dans channel so why not subscribe to him subscribe to my channel for more info
Hi
dan can you please make costom mode adventure please
Yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is not a kid he is trying to make is laugh who agrees
he already went over that it's really stressful and takes too long to make. he's human not a robot
+Austin Moore |YEAH!!!!!
He said that it takes 10-12 hours to make one so he just wanted to take a break so he could make vids and also have time to himself. He said he'd bring me back though
Love this series keep it up
Me after the wife at the shark tank scene was shown ;
WAIT
If he’s a squid..
How did they have kids ?
OMG SO TRUE
She cheated on him :O
Or they adopted
THANK you
Dan idk if u know this but ur the best youtuber IN THE INTIRE WORLD ! btw ive been watching u for almost 3 years strait .dan ur the best ! P.S u don't swear :) so thank you :)
omg u r so right u couldn't be wrong!!!!! DAN IS BEST TH-camR EVER!!!!!!!
no pewdiepie is he has 45 million subs
IKR
No u haven't been watching his view for three years,cuz if u have (which u haven't) than u would rknow that he swears in older vids,HA got I have cought u losing LIAR.
LOOK OTHER PEOPLE THAT HIS/HERS OPINOUIN AN IF #DANISDABEST
Dear dan. I love your channel and every time I watch a vid I smile and laugh because of octodan
Plz read this for ryc
My christmas gift to myself is... Nostalgia. Sorry myself, you aren't getting an iPad this year.
DanTDM you are hilarious XD you make my day
Who thinks Dan should bring back draw ur comments
me!!!
Me
Like if he should
Omg! This really doesn't work! I didn't receive 22,500 robux! You just have to do it to believe it.
i think so!
Octodad actually is a squid. He has 6 legs
YEAH GOOD EYE BRAVO
the muastash is a leg to
+TheTerrariaPro - Terraria and more! who knew that scams are not only in ROBLOX but they are in youtube 😐
i think it's a mistake bc in the suit, u would see 2 legs on each leg and to act as hands, 1 leg left, 1 leg right, so 2×2= 4, 4+2=8. but when he is naked, he has 6
+Judi Farrag 4+2=6...
I’ve been watching u for 5yrs hope u hav good vids
After all these years I still remember what happened in these videos lol
Same
Dan pls continue the diamond dimensions im missing that series
Yea..
Notebook 9999988777766666555t44443332221111100999987777010101f010
Dear Dan, I just wanted to say that I watch your vids every day. And when I'm not home for the weekend, I'm always thinking " I wonder what Dan's new vids are about?" When somebody hates you Dan, ignore them and keep making subscribers! Sencierley, your #1 fan.
Like if u agree!
+Dan Webster everybody is a number 1 fan accept the hater
Me, I don't ignore the haters. I use what they say to improve the channel unless it's something I don't trust or don't want to do. If it's to make everyone happy, sure I'll do it! But if it's changing who I am or playing a game I hate, I'd never do it! If only haters weren't haters but... inspiration. Right? They say: "Alex, you better fix the Pinkie Pie morph code video or I won't be a subscriber anymore!" And I reply: "I'll try my best to fix it soon, I know it's hard to see the codes and I'm happy to have so many views on my Fluttershy one. I do realize this and will fix it!" Others say: "Wow, you call that a microphone? I can barely hear you!" Me: "I use the mic on screen recording. There is an option to make it louder, but I think it's WAY too loud!" Even I try to be as nice as I can to the 'haters' or inspiration. So don't say they're wrong unless they say "I hate your hair color! You better change it back as it was before!" or "Play more Minecraft you've been of it for years!" Even then, reply something understandable that they might not be so rude at. Don't hate haters because some haters don't hate. If mlp didn't play the theme song once, I'd be a hater for them to forget. But I'd hate myself for hating it because I hate the theme song that short it's better extended or so I personally believe. I'm not exactly a hater. If a hate myself, is that a hater???? Not of anyone around me but me. So, they're not to bad.
@@sixistires7963 uhm I totally read all that
@@notshilo..gacha3 same
Blowing your mind and your blowing to the ceiling
A WOOHOOO lol he says that a lot and I luv it
Octodad has a son named Octodan. Octodan's mum is October. Octodan has two pet starfish, one is Ellie, I don't remember the other one. Octodan has a lover named Octojenna ( I think ). And has more personal information, that only Octodan and Octojenna know about... mostly Octodan. Thank you for tuning in, and... GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Dan's outdo... is the goodbye part... )
Melody & Friends
Melody & Friends it's Jemma not jenna
Melody & Friends if you were smart you would know it's OctoJemma and his dogs names would be Ellie and Darcie idk how to spell Darcie I think this is how you spell it Darcie
lol that makes sence because tere all close tho octodad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Darcie
#stopfakedanTDM
like if you agree
This isn't the fake one!
+xXCre3perGirl777Xx's Channel there is a fake one in the comments. Dan only reads comments not reply!
He's not fake
Yeah
Dan keeps calling it a squid 🤣🤣
I just noticed that on the dorr for the world of kelp it said "Beh Old" as in Be Old, that's what I got out of it XD
Also when you remove the b and put m it would be MEH OLD KELP kelp world is strange
TOMODACHI LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!! PLEASE! you haven't done one since last week! It aint good Dan! :( Please consider doing it again!
+1 it's so Bad I must wait 7 days for it! annoying
he does it every week to wait for it today or tomorrow
+Matthew shinn Thank you for saying that
u pissed for that i wanted diamond dimensions
+Mikhil Yadav hey don't say the p word on this channel : (
"Son! You turned me into a washing machine!" - DanTDM 2016
The Gold Griefer Does it say that in the video - I haven't watched the whole thing yet lol
THIS IS SO SILLY I LOVE IT!
When I saw this I was really tempted to watch it xD
SEEMS LIKE 885 PEOPLE ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE DISLIKE BUTTON
887 people accidentally hit 👎
+Ollie Overland i replied to myself
+Ollie Overland i did it again lol
Yeh, I think they acted like "Dis I like".
HA HA !
the parkour(playground) part took me like an hour
"You've turned me into a washing machine!" 😭
I love it when u did the captain's jig
Where's the crazy craft Dan?
yeah dan
Ike right he to lazy to get his butt an make one
What about sims.
@david jr aguilar don't be mean!!!!
Well if you were a real TDM fan then you would know he trys his best
Octo dan for the WIN LOLOLOLOL
The bananas are killing me guys -Dantdm 2016
Tommy: *starts throwing urchins at Dan*
Dan: So- Son, what did I tell you about throwing urchins at your dad!
*2 minutes later*
Dan: So- son, I need you to throw down an urchin... Da-dads in big trouble..
*30 seconds later*
Dan: I’m so upse- STOP IT! Stop throwing things at me please 😫
Dan: *climbing on the trampoline things*
Also Dan: *almost falls off but is hanging on with a tentacle*
Dan again: No, don’t fall off, don’t ruin my dreams now...
🤣
In the world of kelp when your son went down the slide he pushed someone down lol so funny
Jacey Baker
Yeah twice
Jacey B07 white people,s are dum these days
kristy lee u are too
Same Person Twice
Donesha Lindsey Some people, (Donesha Lindsey) are racist. ;)
pls do more octodad i love it
Dan please may you finish this series because I love it there is suppost to have been a new update to this so there is more octodad story line
I “learned” a “lot” from this episode