[加州大火---究責該找誰.................(甩鍋找誰背鍋)] 「美國政客們大可不必為了甩鍋給中國而操碎了心、打結了腦筋，畢竟中國早就自動跳出來認領這口鍋啦！有些中國網站上的人已經道歉了，他們說：『抱歉啦，這都是我們的錯。因為中國人買了開心果，所以加州人就不得不種開心果。但問題是，開心果樹喝掉了加州92%的水，所以山火一來，根本沒水救火，這才釀成大禍。Oops！』 所以，要解決山火問題，方法簡直再清楚不過了：聯邦政府只要宣布開心果危害國家安全就好啦！接著讓總統下令禁止開心果出口中國，一切問題迎刃而解！加州立馬成為無水荒、無山火的開心果禁區天堂。多簡單啊！」 American politicians don’t need to stress out or twist themselves into knots blaming China-China’s already claimed the blame themselves! Some folks on Chinese websites have apologized, saying, Sorry, it’s our fault. Chinese people bought pistachios, so Californians had to grow pistachios. But pistachio trees drank 92% of California’s water, so when wildfires hit, no water was left to fight them. Oops. So, if we want to stop wildfires, the solution is obvious: the federal government needs to declare pistachios a national security threat. Then the president can ban selling pistachios to China, and poof-problem solved! Make the state a No water shortage, no wildfires, just a pistachio-free paradise. Easy, right?"
[加州大火---究責該找誰.................(甩鍋找誰背鍋)]
「美國政客們大可不必為了甩鍋給中國而操碎了心、打結了腦筋，畢竟中國早就自動跳出來認領這口鍋啦！有些中國網站上的人已經道歉了，他們說：『抱歉啦，這都是我們的錯。因為中國人買了開心果，所以加州人就不得不種開心果。但問題是，開心果樹喝掉了加州92%的水，所以山火一來，根本沒水救火，這才釀成大禍。Oops！』
所以，要解決山火問題，方法簡直再清楚不過了：聯邦政府只要宣布開心果危害國家安全就好啦！接著讓總統下令禁止開心果出口中國，一切問題迎刃而解！加州立馬成為無水荒、無山火的開心果禁區天堂。多簡單啊！」
American politicians don’t need to stress out or twist themselves into knots blaming China-China’s already claimed the blame themselves! Some folks on Chinese websites have apologized, saying, Sorry, it’s our fault. Chinese people bought pistachios, so Californians had to grow pistachios. But pistachio trees drank 92% of California’s water, so when wildfires hit, no water was left to fight them. Oops.
So, if we want to stop wildfires, the solution is obvious: the federal government needs to declare pistachios a national security threat. Then the president can ban selling pistachios to China, and poof-problem solved! Make the state a No water shortage, no wildfires, just a pistachio-free paradise. Easy, right?"
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