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Techno: / technothepig
VoiceoverPete: / premintel
Ph1LzA: / ph1lza
Wilbur Soot: / @wilburplays
TommyInnit: / @tommyinnit
Skeppy: / @skeppy
jschlatt: / @jschlatt
TheBestGinger: / thebestginger13
Hanna Peyton: / @hannapeyton - เกม
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First
@@imtiaza7783 Literally no one cares. He's just self-promoting. I mean, seriously. This guy wants to make money to feed his family??? UNACCEPTABLE.
@@ianboyer2224 unacceptable of how rude you are, kiddo
@@candycanekazoo r/woooosh
Hell no you just leach off TH-camrs for content you don’t deserve any subs
honorable mention:
Skeppy: "you can't just keep bullying people on the internet"
Techno: "that's what my teacher said and then I made it a career"
700 likes and no comment bruh
@@SannasCuliao idk why that's weird? I've had people comment like this before and I'm ...? I don't understand. sometimes people just don't have anything to say. the original comment just said it all. /lh
@@sepiasmith5065 clickbait comment because I've nothing to say either
I don't know what to say.
what vid was that
“So many resources in Africa, i can’t get them all”
*The British Empire would like to know your location*
Comrade SKYSVR He said: “...It’s hard to steal all of them, but I must” there’s a big difference in meaning
Tom Pirovano but there’s no difference in the truth, both conquered that place as if there was gold on the trees.
Location: Africa
Technoblade never dies -> The Queen never dies
Theres oil there aswell... America intensifies
Techno: “dibs on the planet”
Everyone else: well I guess he owns the world now
Gary The Snail Techno: actually claims the world
Everyone: *suprised pikachu*
ah, Gary is with us :D
Dibs on the whole universe
*Understandable, have a nice day.*
Mom said it’s my turn with the planet >:(
The part where Techno says "I wouldn't say I'm a competitive person" after Wilbur just explained to Nikki the Great Potato war cracks me up every time
IKR
Yup same
Wilbur is actually handsome lol
I can’t seem to find that clip in Wilburs compilation :/
Perfect timing
i was dying of laughter when he said im like batman but with parents XDDD
i am also like batman, but i dont wear a stupid costume
6 months later...
Shit.
2:10
Blue Squid92, so you are rich, name Bruce, live in a mansion as a superhero, have a butler, have no parental figures, but don’t wear a stupid outfit
FUCK LMAO
Techno: Slavery is cringe.
Also Techno: _Shhhh, I need cobblestone._
“It’s not slavery when I do it”
lol
Ok listen, as a guy who just graduated college, Techno is absolutely right, college students need lasagna. And Stouffer's party size lasagna is like $15 for 12 servings of lasagna. Just a pro tip for you guys in college.
If you wish to get a degree, study for another 500 years!
I’m in middle school, and I eat more than Garfield eats lasagna
We all need lasagna
What vid/stream is that?
Jasmine technoblades TH-cam video that’s called “grown man stabs children while talking about soap” honestly I live for techno’s commentary videos lol
E
This was posted 8 minutes ago, and I gained more likes than I got subs in a year
@@Sparemethestrike literally 5 likes *f.*
This has more likes than subs on my channel, that’s as sad as what happened to the orphans
Layal Saleh, this has 260 likes?
Anna Henrichsen I swear I see you everywhere
Oh man the part when he said, "I'm an atheist but I want God to at least hesitate before I go to hell" would be perfect in this vid.
I'm an atheist but when god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.
A similar yet opposing energy to Christian's who know they are going to hell and just sort of accept it
@@somaniradhika i dont think he wi be abel to send me 2 hell cause he not real
@@breadlord7839 Is hell even real?
omg that’s such a raw freaking line
the only time technoblade has ever cried is when wilbur got him to kill the ravager he spawned in wiburs newest video, and rhyt didnt add it. This is so sad.
f in the chat
Also didn't include technoswear
What are you guys talking about?
@@georgeofhamilton a stream that happened on wilburs twitch ages ago
its the rat one
could you gentleman please post the link to the stream
Hey- I call dibs on the planet
Love your account pic so much ever since I saw it in the hunger games
Dangit, i cant believ he just did that
Again, wasn’t as bad as when he sat in the wrong chair, he got lucky they didn’t kill him
I call dibs on whatever you called dibs on
Well shit what are we gonna do now
Do Technoblade not putting on better armor despite visibly having it in his inventory for 1 hour straight
iron helmet is not better than gold or chain helmet you potato
@@myrech it is though
@@myrech I think he means those times where he was wearing iron armor when there is diamond armor just laying around in his inventory
@@myrech iron kinda is
They give the same amount of armour, the only slight difference would be durability, which doesn't come into play in the games he plays.
"no, I am very alone"
truly is my spirit animal
He says calmly
Mood lol
Techno: dude these orphans are getting destroyed.
RandomHumanYT: my spirit animal oWo~
My spirit animal oWo
8:43 the build up to "I wouldn't say Im competive" was priceless.
It was🤣
1:33 slavery not cool
*Breaking News: slavery drops to %0*
+1 slavery is indeed not cool
slavery is *Cringe*
slavery cringe _hides the children in my basement_ slavery is cringe and ceiling gang
9Maha9 ツ Now my parents are looking at me weird because of my laugh
@Evan Scammell also techno in potato war video: If you have a problem, slavery is the answer
6:05
guys
Technoblade has his own videos in his recommended
that's how big his ego is
Brother?
...Probably because he was looking at his own videos to show those clips
And tf2
it was pure luck that i got here somewhat early lol
also the fact that techno completed smpearth and then got charged of "completing smpearth" as a crime is hilarious
Isn’t as bad as when he sat in the wrong chair
@@Sparemethestrike even hitler wouldn't do that.
As morty states “you’re like hitler, but even hitler liked Germany or something”
Techno: *Farms potatoes for months on end just to reach number one and bully the kid he beat into second, because he could*
Also Techno: "I wouldn't say i'm competitive..."
Wilbur: Hey, take this. We finally found our ruler. *Gives crown*
Techno: Here, take this sharp one thousand sword. *Gives sword*
Wilbur: Oy ya... *Dies laughing inside*
"You got, like, a girl or something?"
"No I'm very alone"
Need I say more?
Techno: dibs on the planet
Everyone: haha ok sure
*claims the Earth*
Everyone:
_you weren’t supposed to do that_
0:34 “Brief soap on the wrist”
soap box
@@Username-1939t9 I thought I commented lol
"Slavery not cool"
"If hypixel has taught me anything its that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery."
hmmm yes
2b2t: and what he said is correct!
"i'm like *BATMAN!"*
_"except i _*_still have parents!"_*
"give me drugs or give me death."
"We can give him drugs!; should we can give him drugs?"
"we can give him death."
Gosh, I miss him already.
Fly high, potato king.
Your legend lives on, rest easy
This makes me go Yes. (Subscription earned).
No replies and pinned?
Rip the legend himself.
Rest in peace Technoblade you will be missed be lots
“usually- no i’m very alone- usually...”
*the boys dying of laughter*
“usually my sleep schedule gets destroyed and it just like alternates every week but minecraft monday is ruining this for me i have to like actually- stop laughing at my loneliness!”
Girl: "Who's your spirit animal?"
Me: "It's god himself."
Girl: "Oh, so you're religious?"
Me: "Yes, but actually no. It's Technoblade."
Girl: "You're a keeper then."
Hey YOU
HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?
AGAIN
I glad you watch technoblade comment God
i’ve seen you more times than i’ve seen my father you’re everywhere
5:22
marking for future use
Smart move, love how they said “am or pm”
nice pfp
Its from Jschlatt's SMPLive stream of the talent show
Im looking for the original, like where is that from?
5:24 this clip made me die of laughter but it was also really relatable 😂😂
"Slavery is bad"
Techno playing skyblock: *looks away*
Someone was saying something about harry potter houses so i quoted Techno- "Anyone who stans harry potter is ravenclaw by definition"
Techno: “Stop laughing at my loneliness”
Schlatt: “HAHAHAH-“
“These orphans are getting destroyed” best line techno has ever said
The way he is so happy on these clips, makes me cry and smile at the same time.
Techno in May: "Slavery is not cool"
Now: USES SLAVES TO PRODUCE 80 MILLION POTATOS
Alternate title:
"Technoblade being my spirit animal for 10 minutes and half a stack
Technoblade is so good at comedic timing that he can create the best bit without even realizing he’s about to create a bit
6:20 that perfectly cut scream was the best perfectly cut scream I have ever heard 🤣
0:27
poor Josh, all he wanted was for Charlie to sit with him :(
9:08 you can hear james charles’ laugh
why'd you have to do this to me-?
W-why?
I-....you just made my day :DD
Literally no one:
Techno’s: if you wish to defeat me train for another 200 hundred years
“I’m like BATMAN!! Except I still have parents-“ LMFAOOOOOO
"Technoblade encouraging slavery"
This is my substitute for techno not posting
That laugh at 3:42 is the greatest. He truly sounded like a blood-thirsty psychotic god of anarchy and I love it.
Never thought I'd find out my true Spirit Animal
0:35 "Brief soap on the wrist"
Techno: i got fallen kingdom on loop
everyone: why?!?
Me: king
7:44
me explaining to my parent how i got the lowest score in the math test
Friend: What’s you’re spirit animal?
Me: It’s complicated.
"Stop laughing at my lonelyness" is literally me
This reason fully explains why I will miss him
Just because he's dead doesn't mean he stopped being my spirit animal.
4:22 I still love how right after he opens chat to type about breaking the rules, the staff start RUSHING him
8:58 Littlw boy? He’s going to university and your calling him little boy
His name is squid kid so wilbur assumed he was a child
@@LisianthusLeigh i mean. Skys userbsme in gamr was skythekid or somethinglike that. I think the dude made a sky vs squid refrence in his username.
3:26 just... listen to him laughing for a second- I... it truely warms my heart, I fuckin’ love this pig
Techno: *steals resources from Africa*
Europeans:"first time?"
"This is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans" always gets me
Man, there will never be another TH-camr quite like Technoblade, will there. It’s great that we have all of the content he made while he was still here.
Spirit trait:
-Chaotic
-Orphan's eternal fear
-Fear of tnt
-Never dies
-Can easily break a diamond block
-And much more
WILBURS LAUGH IN THAT CLIP IS EVERYTHING
RIP Technoblade
Techno: STOP LAUGHING AT MY LONELINESS.
Schlatt: BAH!
We need a compilation of every "hey guys" at the start of technoblades streams
nononoonon its starting the streeaaaaam~~
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blood for the blood god
I like how it says a brief soap on the wrist
50% of them were me
Grinch sim?
3:55 gave me flashbacks to the final episode of evangelion
same
“Slavery is Cringe” - Technoblade
Wilbur describing the potato war, and then unmuting to Techno saying how he isn’t competitive KILLED me
Imma be honest, him ranting about his lasagna is probably the most relatable thing ever
3:55 was so wholesome
0:11
Europe during the 1880's
Technoblade: 'group hug'
*proceeds to slaughter everybody in the so called group hug*
Rest easy legend
9:08 that is the most genuine laughter I've ever heard come from Wilbur oh my god
6:29 Don’t mind me I’m just putting it here fo no reason
Technoblade: I ate the lasagna and it was gone
14 yr old college students: so moving
3:54 can someone link to this video/live stream? Seems fun
This is not a stream, its a very old video of his when he got his YT rank on Hypixel back when he had 23k Subs
@Crimz0n Ragersaures I literally watched this yesterday lol what was included was pretty much it but here you go! m.th-cam.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/w-d-xo.html
@@catsarenice19 omg why
Is that a rick roll I don't want to click the link
ok here's the actual video
th-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/w-d-xo.html
Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 26. It's the ending
“Stop laughing at my loneliness”
5:35 is pretty much a convo I literally had with my friends a week ago
This is making me tear up now. I hope he gets better
may he rest in peace.
anyone have a link to the vid at 3:55? seems so wholesome
replying so I can see the link
It’s called “Getting TH-cam Rank The dream
Replying so i see the link
th-cam.com/video/zQMtDL5M9k8/w-d-xo.html
Techno legit sounds like he's about to cry
I like how all of smp earth got mad a technoblade for doing the thing he said he was going to do
6:28 is an amazing perfectly cut scream and i've gone full tea kettle mode every time i hear it :D
"I'm like batman but I still have parents" damn techno can't even keep his personal lore straight, I thought orphans ripped his parents limb from limb in front of his very eyes.
Poor techno :((
techno drag queen am i right technosimps
God I love how he doesn’t take hardly anything seriously and when he does, it’s in the most memeing way possible
When Technoblade stops uploading and you can only resort to watching randomhumanYT compalations of techno
6:13 is the best part of this video
"No I'm very alone"- Techno
GOD this is so sad
"I used to rule the world" ah yes that brings back memories
Technoblade can be so relatable at times.
(3:47)
new laugh unlocked! :
Chicken
2:05 his hands are smooth