“I don’t want your friendship.” The gentlemen doth protest too much, methinks. “I don’t want contact with people.” Okay, broski, whatever you say. “Even you, I expect to be distant.” Yeah, we’ll see about that 😏 “You are nothing to me.” We’ll see about that when part 5 rolls around, mister!
@@chrysalism7375 I can't yeah but I can offer my words of wisdom: you are gonna suck shit when you start out. and that's toatally ok, it's how everyone starts. you start out bad and you keep drawing untill one (1) tiny thing you like gets better. now you are a little less bad. just keep doing that for forever. ps being bad isn't a bad thing. it's great. it means hard work and improvement. embrace the badness. cringe culture is dead. yeehaw.
Me: (Lives in Colorado in the Mountains and gets snowed in in the winter) Cardlin: You'll learn to like living on the mountain. This is Colorado, surely the idea of snow is not a surprise. Me: Oh shit I'm out of my league in this new environment like whoa
Me on the video: sassy as hell Me on real life: CONCERN ABOUT THAT COUGH! “Dude are you okay?” The man: “We are not going to be friends...” Me: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!?! Soooo good Cardlin and Alodia! Can’t wait to see what you both have in store!💜
Enfin!!! ça fait longtemps que j'attendais de voir si il y avait des français par ici..... Je me sens moins seule d'un coup😏😏 et t'habite dans quelle ville?🤔🤔🤔 g vie a Paris 😜
I'm not sure which is more shocking... How informal and sarcastic this version of me is being on her first day... Or what grumpy old man Cardlin is like😳
“I don’t want your friendship” mmmm yea that’s not gonna work for me, you see I already made friendship bracelets, and I have already prepared my life backstory, and heartbreak stories, sooooo we have an issue here
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caaan you guys say coLORADOO!
“i’M a GiRaFfE!!”
YEEEESSSSS
YAS
I see your a person of culture
Yessss
me when i hear anybody mention colorado
“I don’t want your friendship.”
The gentlemen doth protest too much, methinks.
“I don’t want contact with people.”
Okay, broski, whatever you say.
“Even you, I expect to be distant.”
Yeah, we’ll see about that 😏
“You are nothing to me.”
We’ll see about that when part 5 rolls around, mister!
Corina Chance I like you, hahahahaha
😏😏😏😏 yeah
Right?! Lol
We will be besties whether you want it or not good sir !!! xD
Well, let's find out😁😁😁😁😁😁
I love this dialogue so much 😂 😂
wow I looked at that art and it kicked me in the throat. I adore it.
also: DAYMMMMMMMMMMMM
Right
*someone teach me to draw.*
@@chrysalism7375 I can't yeah but I can offer my words of wisdom: you are gonna suck shit when you start out. and that's toatally ok, it's how everyone starts. you start out bad and you keep drawing untill one (1) tiny thing you like gets better. now you are a little less bad. just keep doing that for forever. ps being bad isn't a bad thing. it's great. it means hard work and improvement. embrace the badness. cringe culture is dead. yeehaw.
Give me your profile picture right now!!!!
TELL THAT ARTIST THAT THEIR SKILL IS ILLEGAL. IT'S TOO GOOD 😭😭😭💕💕
Ikr
It’s shybluesky on deviant
And ikr it’s so good!
Agreed. Sintastein IS a god
Cardlin: "It is rude to ask prying questions..."
Me: "I'm aware, but can I ask one more? May I add "Find boss a sense of humor" to my duties?"
Lol I had the same thought
Lol
Ooh the shade
An amount of sass I can be proud of 💙 lol
Ok boomer (for the old man cardlin)
"I'm much older than I look"
Me: "omg he's a vampire"
No. I guess werewolf.
Why are we always forbidden from the West Wing ☹️
Extreme Otaku ^ oOooO um... *thats scary.*
The rose
I mean he is a beast lol
IT IS FORBIDDEN
Ikr
Cardlin: " i am older than I look."
Me: " man, he giving me some vampire vibes."
Me: (Lives in Colorado in the Mountains and gets snowed in in the winter)
Cardlin: You'll learn to like living on the mountain. This is Colorado, surely the idea of snow is not a surprise.
Me: Oh shit I'm out of my league in this new environment like whoa
Good to see another Colorado buddy 😂
I'm from CO too! I was Shook
I'm crying laughing rn like wth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cardlin: “qualifications”
My sleep-drunk brain: *giggling uncontrollably* koala-fications
I don’t know why! I’ll go back to the lurker area now.
....To quote Doctor Who, do people normally slap you?
A FELLOW WHOVIAN. THANK YOU.
WHOVIANS UNITE
@Monica Sherman TENNANT AND CAPALDI! DON'T BLINK, DON'T FORGET, AND COUNT THE SHADOWS! GERRONIMOOOO!!!
@@inkyowl6199 Are you my mummy?
who team? gang? fam!
Me: New series?! WHAT?!
*clicks as fast as possible*
Also me: oh, this is written by Alodia Thaliel?
Well, this is going to be... interesting... ;)
Me on the video: sassy as hell
Me on real life: CONCERN ABOUT THAT COUGH!
“Dude are you okay?”
The man: “We are not going to be friends...”
Me: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!?!
Soooo good Cardlin and Alodia!
Can’t wait to see what you both have in store!💜
Maid, west wing, Château, living in a secluded area and snowed in, our employer is demanding and rude...Yep, Beauty and the Beast vibes
Vampire/ cursed/ broken hearted or betrayed creature/
VIBES all the way !
@@zeynab8330 I agree, but u
nfortunately this being a vampire piece is unlikely- Cardlin doesn't perform scripts with vampires.
Hopefully he'll be less abusive
All we need now is to have him save us from a pack of wolves
Are we going to find a magic rose in the west wing???
"The amount of eye contact you've been giving me is unSEEmly." Idk if you meant to put that pun in there, but I got it.😂😂😂
I giggled. whoooooii tf did i giggle
i'm not sure what the listener got themselves into this time but I can't wait to hear more!
Our father stole from him.
Hehe seeing elegant Cardlin getting peeved sounds cute.
Okay, elegant Cardlin, I "will not be following around" while I'm working for you. lol
0:00
Me: I LOVE IT
Nothing happened yet 😐
@@teddy6234 it’s saying how she loves it even without him talking (the whole thing)
Cardlin: *takes big breaths*
Me: *takes a step closer to my homework on my desk that I have to do*
When he said:
-remember perfection........
I died laughing, i was me oh no no nononononono no😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same I can't give perfection and I'm a perfectionist
Him: I'm not interested in your friendship
Me:😣😥.... You don't to make friendships bracelets on my Hydroflask??? 😕
“I don’t want your friendship” IS THAT A CHALLENGE
*Challenge Accepted*
CHALLENGE
Artwork by Sintastein? Why do I feel like there's going to be some spicy coming from this series?
I have never felt such coldness from such a deep soothing voice! It feels like this is going to turn into Scrooge or something of that nature.
“Hurricane Katrina?! MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA-“
Love how your voice sounds when in a serious tone....😍
The ART OMG IT'S AMAZING
“i hope you are paying attention” nope, at work multitasking while listening lol
Woah now.... That thumbnail and art is illegal. I can't want to click on the video because of a hot guy on the front
Me: Well imma do my best. 😁
Cardlin: I'm not interested in your best, I'm interested in perfection.
Me: Boy you get what ya get. 😤
Omg only Spice audios are allowed to make me feel like this how dare you
This is a thriller indeed. Love the art, the story and the voice :)
Just when I thought I had finally escaped Colorado! Nooooooo!!!! Twenty years wasn't enough!?
Him: this is Colorado
Me: *I M A G I R A F F E*
Lmao-
New series?! Whew thanks Alodia!
Thank you Cardlin.
Because I'm French, and listening your audios help me so much to learn english !!!
Pauline Bonjour. Ça va?
@@insanecrazy2487 Oui et toi ?
Enfin!!! ça fait longtemps que j'attendais de voir si il y avait des français par ici..... Je me sens moins seule d'un coup😏😏 et t'habite dans quelle ville?🤔🤔🤔 g vie a Paris 😜
@@phylis3234 j'habite a coté de Nancy ( dans le 54 ) !
@@pauline7712 et ça fait depuis combien de temp que t'est abonné a Cardlinaudio ?moi ça fait genre un mois....
I look forward to this series. I'm hooked already.
I'm not sure which is more shocking... How informal and sarcastic this version of me is being on her first day...
Or what grumpy old man Cardlin is like😳
A comment that came to my head is "Im only human and we make mistakes all the time bucko!"
The illustration is absulutly wonderful
Cardlin: my business is none of your concern.
Me: this man is either an escort or a fricken wizard, those are the only two options!
Pov: you've been as professional and nice as you can be and then Cardlin yells at you for being unprofessional
him: Katrina...
me: hurricane Katrina?
*_More like Hurricane Tortilla_*
👏👏👏
Honestly, the whole not wanting to deal with people thing, is ridiculously relatable
I haven't been this ready for a series since desk dates
This reminds me of the beauty and the beast
OMFG WHEN HE SAID "is everything clear?" I deadass just fucking said "yes, sir" aloud beCAUsE he's liTeRALLy eNGlisH proFessOr
okay wow wow there's like such a small reverb that really shows the size of the house and this is amazing i wow how who???? it's like perfect
Haven’t watched it yet but I know I’ll love it!
That artwork has me choking
What's up with that coughing, Cardlin? What kind of lovely trouble has the listener gotten herself in this time?
Getting a beauty and the beast/ the shinning feel idk why.
New artwork is ON FIREEEEEE
*used my Cogsworth impression* stay awAY FROM THE WEST WING
I spent the entire video staring at the art omg that’s gorgeous
“I don’t want your friendship”
mmmm yea that’s not gonna work for me, you see I already made friendship bracelets, and I have already prepared my life backstory, and heartbreak stories, sooooo we have an issue here
I love the Royal Blue coloring. It's so lovely
Can't wait to see what's going on with the boss. So many things forbidden. Makes me want to find out what's being hidden.
Excuse me, *sir*, but I'm going to get you a sense of humor if it kills me ;3
Every time he says "Katrina", for some reason I can only think
Hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane TORTILLA!
I mean if he was matpat (which he’s clearly not) he would be recording in a closet, and that’s where that vine came from. A closet 😂.
Me: *Alright! Time to blow up another kitchen!*
I have to admit... I’m very intrigued. Can’t wait to see where this goes next!
Why when the coughing happened all I could picture was that cat coughing meme
Woah.. look at that art!!! Looking good cardibear😊
there were 2 vine references in less than 30 seconds,, thank you cardlin
The new art made me choke on my-
Holy shit that art! Oh my somebody call an ambulance I'm having a heart attack!
I screeched when I heard Colorado. I live there!!
Oh my GOODNESS!!! Gorgeous!
Just looking at the thumbnail makes me think this is gonna be a very interesting series.
*lenny face*
Your face and profile pic is just perfect and everything!;;
Wow. Just wow every video of cardlin as a WOW🥺💘
The art is 10/10👌👌👌👌
Omg Colorado is beautiful I've been there and the snow on the mountains makes everything so beautiful
I love the way how I was just reading Wuthering Heights and this video fell down right on my lap with the best mr. Heathcliff vibes.
That art is HOLY
Not getting paid enough never was so true 🤣
Me: lives on the front range of Co:
Snow on the mountains? Yes. Snow on the plains? No.
Ayyyyy the big CO!!! Welcome to mountain country
0:32
My mind: *HURRICANE KATRINA*
More like... hurricaaaine torrrtillaaa
Cardlin: *coughs*
Me: “AYO bro this 2021 we don’t do that here🧍🏽♀️”
Loosen up dude. I mean ma’am.... no wait master. Hold up god dammit Sir. XD
The way my heart nearly stopped when, within the first minute, the story is set in Colorado where I'm from and has a character name Katrina... 💘
Me: *snorts* ha okay miranda priestly
My God, that artwork is beautiful
Can’t wait for part 2
Beauty and the beast vibes ✨
This makes me unbelievably happy because I am from Colorado!
I WHEEZED WHEN YOU WHEEZED IT WAS SO LOUD IN MY EAR I'M SORRY GRAMPS
🙏🏻I shall praise this binder🙏🏻
Can't wait to see where this story goes. Great audio
Can't wait for this to become a series, Love you cardi bear ! ❤🐻
cardlin: we are not going to be friends
me, a hufflepuff: is that a challenge i see?
the artwork & graphics look so beautiful! 💗
I love this video. This hits home (born and raised from Colorado)
Him: I only expect Perfect
Me: Well I'm sorry, but NO ONE is perfect sir
Him: My rooms are in the east wing of the Cháteau
Me: In the shithole?
I panicked so hard when he said denver lmaooo i was like hes here??????
The Shining meets Beauty and the Beast?
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