HANNAH SIMONE: Bathroom Trash is Private | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 มิ.ย. 2024
- Jake, Gareth and special guest Hannah Simone talk to callers about getting called out for being too high by the neighborhood kids and a mother-in-law seeing some private toys. Later, the guys chat with Hannah about her early days as an actor and behind the scenes at New Girl.
00:00 Intro - Hannah Simone
03:52 First Caller - I Took a Heroic Dose
31:22 Sponsored by Squarespace
32:53 Sponsored by Kleenex
34:45 Second Caller - My MIL Found Our Sex Toys
1:01:03 Sponsored by Aura Frames
1:03:10 Hannah Simone's Hollywood Story
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Self-Reliance) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, also on New Girl) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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But how do we call in?! I need serious help 😭
Need Lamorne and Hannah on again for a classic HELP AROUND
classic cece winston mess around
Epic idea
@@user-df4wr7qp2d congrats on getting the pun
So now that all of the main New Girl cast members have been on individually, we HAVE to get them all on together! Reunion episode. Pretty pleaseeeeee 🥺
Which episode was Zooey Deschanel?
Use me as your Justice for Princess Mononoke button
This, but Howls moving castle ❤
Thank you for this haha
WILD to me they didn’t know what it was 😂
I was like “someone has to have commented about how crazy it is that they don’t know Ghibli movies.” And of course that’s what the top comment was lol
I'm actually having a hard time listening to the rest of the pod now
Hannah not doing podcasts except for her own and then doing Jake’s a favor by doing his is such a Cece thing.
Is the new girl rewatch over??
@@CM-pf1xcI second this question!!!!!!
@@CM-pf1xcit stopped due to the writers strike but hopefully it'll be back one day
Crazy it's been just about a year since the last new ep
"I walked into your cockroom there was a toilet!!" Was passed over way too quick. It was so funny. I see you Gareth!
Princess Mononoke is one of the best animes ever. It's a timeless masterpiece. It's not just a cartoon 😅
I just reached that moment in the episode and I’m livid at the response from Gareth-that’s Japanese Gareth, yes not English, and a bit rude to disparage a behemoth of a movie studio and culture! I grew up with studio Ghibli and my dad was from Japan. I grew up being teased for my name and the things around Japanese culture so it bugs me a bit. I know you’re comedians but come on! I forgive you lol do go and watch the movies though guys, they are so good!
@@LoveIsAll88relax man they had no idea what it was, no reason to take offense to it
@@haphapp7282 I understand, I love these guys. I have just had so many people respond that way to things in my life, like just because it’s a language they don’t recognize they use humor to deflect their discomfort in not knowing rather than wanting to learn. I am sure I responded more strongly than needed. 🙏🏼
All due respect to Zooey and Max but some of my favorite stuff Hannah ever did on New Girl was with Lamorne.
Recently re watched the ep when they make Coach and Schmidt think they can be models. Technically their first mess around...
A classic CeCe and Winston mess around
Hopefully she will go on The Lamorning after
Glad to see Hannah as a guest on this. Long overdue 😊
I can't believe I found a new podcast in 2024 that is this good. I'm constantly cracking up!
The fact that they don't know Studio Ghibli is a crime against film 💀💀
Who
“That happened during new girl” IM DEADDDD AHAHAHAHA
This one is another instant classic. 10/10 Hannah Simone MVP!!
Hannah brings a good chill vibe to the pod. Great guest.
Love the new format with the post call interviews - they bring the best of both worlds - we get to enjoy the calls and get to hear more stories about the “guest helpers” (although maybe that title needs more workshopping)
“I’m high”
“I mean hi”
💀💀💀💀💀💀LMAOOOOO
Hannah seems like such a beautiful person inside and out! She was sooo good as CeCe and a perfect contrast and complement Jess.
The ending interview was great. Whole episode was hilarious. Would be a great repeat guest. Well all the cast are great repeat guests
Jake's face when Hannah says you gotta go MJ Michael jackson man in the mirror 😮 hahahahahahah 😂😂😂
This episode was 10/10 Chef's Kiss. The format with the interview at the end was awesome. Really enjoyed this episode!
This show has definitely never made me cry before, but thank you Hannah, I feel so validated. I wish I could have heard stuff like this when I was younger ❤
I have to say as a 420 friendly person and a mom Jake Johnson's advice for TJ was solid.
I love you guys
The MIL was snooping and wanted to shame her, so she came up with the lie of cleaning. The end.
Cece wasn't meant to be one of the super funny characters on New Girl, but Hanna is hilarious. Glad we get to see it
Yay Hannah! Her and the fashion is one of the primary reasons to watch "Not Dead Yet." Aside from it being a great show to begin with. Can already tell this ep. is gonna be so FIREEE and fun!!
What about Ricky on the loose glassman
Was reminded through this that there's a New Girl re-watch podcast with Hannah and Lamorne and it's totally going on the playlist!
Awesome episode, so cool Hannah Simone agreed to guest, hope she'll return sometime!
Wow, we are LOLing at that story! Glad to hear the caller is washing her willy clone properly though, we bet the mother-in-law will think twice about surprise cleaning next time 😂 Jake, Gareth, and Hannah, we'd love to send you all cloning kits so you can see them for yourselves!!
God I wish we could have Schmidt there educating them on what they so flippantly named a "cartoon", that would have been a hoot.
I like that jake calls him teej.❤ It reminds me of the show the challenge.
TJ and his 150mg is the funniest call I've ever heard 😂
As a 33F who started watching new girl while I was in college and related most to Jess… who then rewatched the series multiple times in my 20s as my comfort background giggle show… and who over the course of 10 years somehow evolved into a female Nick… I obviously stopped being able to afford streaming services and keep watching… and I’ve missed my comfort show! I’m so happy to find your podcast thanks to seeing Jake on Bobby Lee 🥹😁 love you guys!
Just found this podcast. LOVE it!! Been listening through the past eps. Can’t get enough! Love you guys laughing so sincerely together and picking at each other
I've been waiting for Cece to show up
Anyone else hear Garf say "dil-dont" in the background? 😂 55:30
I love to believe that Hannah walked onto set and reminded them about ambient lighting 😂❤made me love this episode a bit more! The cherry on top
I was like so sure that that one caller's name said her name was Blake but Jake called her "Lake" the whole segment so now I don't know 💀💀
''Woah, this is me'' TOOK ME OUT. TJ You're awesome my man.
I’m so in love with her posts on instagram, she is so real & down to earth & validates my anxieties in life 😂❤
Hannah Simone is a gem! This epsiode was a joy!
“You’re the drunkie not me mom” LMAOOOO AHHAAHA
Was watching on my tv and had to come to my phone to comment cuz omg Hannah!!!!! Finally!! And looking gorgeous as always ❤ come back soon !
Hannah needs to be a permanent member to his podcast!!
Yaaaaassss🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Here for itttt
incredible. frickin love you guys
Hannah is so much fun, hope u guys bring her back!
2nd call was a ride
While I understand the poor daughter-in-law's reaction to her mother-in-law, as well as her husband's unwillingness to "explain" what was in her and her husband's bathroom --- which she explicitly advised her MIL to avoid --- the fact is that the MIL has NO BUSINESS having any concern/involvement about her son's and daughter's relationship, and the caller ought to have been advised along those lines. The caller has no responsibility with the MIL's "implied" reaction to what she is believed to have seen in a bathroom that she wasn't supposed to be invading in the first place...
12:50 is such a relatable story 😂😂
Great ep 😁
Great episode
Finally! Cece!! ❤
They are hilarious. This is soooo dang funny!!!! 😂😂😂😂
I was dying laughing. Jake was on one
I will always watch something if Hannah is on it.. she is fkn hilarious.
“Let that disease live within their family” 🤣🤣🤣
Hannah is just so cool
The first caller was definitely just paranoid LMFAOOOOOOOL
I remember I got high one time in my nanas bathroom. I was listening to music and showering. A song with a siren came on and I thought the police were outside getting ready to arrest me. So I quickly cleaned up everything and started spraying the bathroom down with pinesol to get rid of the smell.
Holy sht the way the second call evolved and heightened had me on the floor dying laughing at the gym. Watching Hannah’s reactions to Jake’s suggestions makes it doubly hilarious. Also does Jake know he doesn’t have to hold the mic arm?
I swear some people just call to tell their stories because some of these callers questions for advice are wilddd and don’t even make sense lol it’s almost always things you can easily just move on from
Can you guys make a series of tshirts with various episode titles on them please I’d buy them all and wear them proudly people would have so many questions
No one picked up that TJ was on the pod from his OFFICE CONFERENCE ROOM!!!!
I'm laughing so hard😂 at bathroom trash 🗑️ is private
Today is a day I could use advise from my guys.... instead I'll listen to this in hopes of distraction 😅
"You ever seen Flatliners?" hahahahaha
Hahaha, favorite episode! 😂🤣
I can’t imagine taking that much, I took 10mg once and sounds were wavy lmao
It's always a pleasure, Lady and Gentlemen...
i love you guys soooo much been binge watching since i found u the other day! would love to see Jake Johnson have Zoeey Deschanel as a guest and collab with Brooke and Connor Have a Podcast since they are like the real life nick and jess🩷💚
we neeeeed her to come back to welcome to our show!!!
“How good is water?” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHAAHA
Awesome
Where can I get Hannah’s sweater? And by that, I mean a super discounted version of that beautiful sweater 🤔
“I’m in my late 20s you geezers” LMAOOOOOO
Edit: This is what happens when I comment before finishing the episode. Completely agree, Jake. Go nuclear.
Was MIL not snooping? Who is like, you know what will really help out... emptying their bathroom garbage.
My brain goes to her searching for pregnancy tests, medications, etc.
Next time I'd plant interesting stuff to find in various places to see how far the snooping went.
the being too high and paranoid is TOO real. been there a couple times. i was so high one night i thought someone was trying to kill me and my friends so for a couple days after i watched my back everywhere i went.
Okay but wait so what is Hannah's podcast then so I can listen to all the Prince stories?????? 😫
Seems like the first call really should have been sponsored by Puffs.
Some real Cece/Nick vibes! Gareth is Winston. 😂
safe space, then proceeds to laugh lol
I think Garf let too much slip with the "mouth key" reference ...
❤ Hannah
My man had himself in a paranoia blender in that bathroom.
Kevin's bringing the boss energy 😂
You obviously give each kid 150mg of gummies and then they will understand
I’m bummed out her newer show was cancelled. ‘Not dead yet’ with Gina Rodriguez and Rick Glassman was so good 😢
Now all new girl cast members have been checked off the list.
Has Zooey been yet?
Missing megan fox :)
@@i_Gotcha_ oh yes. Non video podcast
I wanna see David Walton/Sam ... starting to wonder if there's a real rivalry there??
The whole New Girl series was just a ramp up to the introduction of Brian the Security Guard.
Hannah looks straight into the camera that's on the cutting room floor.
I wanna see it though!
Jake is such a boy. I love him
"you wanna go sniffing around my addict, ill give you something to see" 50:50 only right answer in my book
Drug stories make me laugh so hard! Omg 😂😂😂
I just want to point out that it's insane to me that they wouldn't think New Girl would last forever or that it wasn't that popular until streaming. I watched it on Hulu I believe when the FIRST episode came out and always watched it through streaming. What a fantastic show. One of the funniest shows i've ever seen. It was genuinely disappointing when it ended.
I didn’t even know he was on the show
I can't even fathom taking a dose like that, but then again I'm one of those unfortunate people who when I get "too high" I begin cyclically vomiting. And I reach that at 15 mgs
Dont feel too bad, I can do 500mg and not feel a thing. I've gotten to the point where it just feels really wasteful to eat edibles. Now I just do the Joey Diaz move and tell friends that "you'll be fine" and eat a few in front of them for "reassurance". Then watch their descent into madness.
I'd have a panic attack and probably pass out since I live alone
This just tells me that Jake is Nick - they were the same person on that show
I’m absolutely baffled that no one addressed the fact that in the first call the guy was in his HOME, and the kids were watching him through his WINDOW. i’m sorry but the only people in the wrong here are the people who are spying on someone through their window. that guy had nothing to be worried or ashamed about, you are more than welcome to get as high as you please in your own home. Especially if weed is legal where you live.
Les goooooo
I was the 420th like ❤️✨
Shes so good at this she should be at least monthly guest or something, I know it won't happen but it'd be super fun. They really do need a woman on the couch
7:30 turns out someone just paused a movie.
For real the Mononoke dissrespect is unreal. Ghibli should be required material to work in film smh
“Don’t pretend you haven’t done drugs hannah you drug addict” LMAOOOOO AGGAAHAHAH
If Hanna doesn't make her way to TYSO...