Jerma feeling like he got hit in the eye after he got attacked by the dragon is like when the people ran out of the movie theater when the movie with the train in it was shown, but I guess that's what happens when your over a 100 years old.
I mean, he isn’t wrong. The last time I was at an eyes wide shut party, we drank the blood of a virgin and oh man it was gross. Tasted like freaking pennies bro.
2:52 I think I’d be a werewolf. I think so, too. King of the junj-uh, the junjle when I transform, but also can like, just hang out as me, and then there’s a full moon, and I just like, URRRRGH, and I become social and ferocious
of course jerma would want to be the mythological creature that once every full moon goes on a murderous rampage and has no memory of it the following morning
The best part of this stream was when Jerma fell asleep while playing Elden Ring and then his soul crawled out of his mouth and gave the finger to the camera while descending to hell
Not too bad if you have enough burst damage to kill the jumpy dual sword spam guy before he gets a chance to do anything. If you’re not strong enough to do that, yeah, it’s pretty rough.
The best I could do was use a Bewitching Branch to turn one of the knights friendly and let him kill the other &/o distract Niall while I do it instead
So happy to see more highlights of Elden Sus! he even dressed up as beloved character Red from Among Ring for occasion, because he wanted all of us to know he's the Sus Guy, keep up the good job and can't wait to see the Amoghus fight 💪
Tip for the viewers and Jerma: if your game hangs, you can still alt tab over to task manager using the windows that pop up to choose task manager once you hit alt tab. Even though it falls behind the hung-up game, it's still chosen, and you can navigate down the process list using the down arrow key, and hit delete on the process. Hold alt tab again to make sure you got the right program highlighted, before you hit delete if you want. Hope this helps somebody!
in Task Manager you can select "Always on top" in the options tab which makes task manager show in front of anything no matter what, so if a fullscreen program freezes and you open task manager, it'll show in front of it
I love it when Jerma is delusional about his childhood heroes being added to Fortnite, makes his meltdowns even better when he realizes he isn't living in the 1930's.
5:49 Through this whole joke I thought it was just a bit Jerma was doing. Add a mic jpeg to his facecam, put on a laughing track. The whiplash I got when he paused it and I realized that no, he didn't change his shirt and go back to Volcano Manor had me reeling.
I keep forgettiing just the sheer size of the backlog of games and streams 2ndJerma has to make hilights of, so when i see these pop up i keep thinking that Jerma is streaming ER again.
"That seems unbearable as a melee only character" It is. I remember that he has one really easy punish window, but overall that fight to me was mostly a whole lot of running.
What he fails to realize at the end is that as a strength/agility user I only had to land like 2/3 strong attacks per guy to get them out of the fight, and every strong attack of mine staggers. They run at you at the beginning and I could usually finish 1 before Neil even got involved. After that the other one runs and neil walks so just put some distance and take them one a time.
Jerma is a good person, don't let the internet tell you otherwise. Okay, I'll be the first to admit, I'm not a historian. All I have to go off of are different stories about him, and now, his biopic. Jerma was the son of Gypsy Rose Lee. According to different stories, he was born from her extra marital affairs. Jerma is the oldest child of Lee's with her ex-husband, Abe Rosenthal. In my own research, I was surprised to find out that Jerma died in 1985, a couple of years before I knew that Lee was murdered. In my attempt to find out more about Jerma, I learned that in my opinion, Jerma is one of the best comedians that ever lived. I haven't read the official biography. But from reading other blogs and stories, it seems that Jerma was a pretty funny guy. In one story I read, Jerma played piano with Sammy Davis Jr. He's the second comedian with the last name Rosenthal to die. Other comedians that have the last name Rosenthal are Bob Burns (aka Tutti Frutti), Morris Abony and Markie Rosenthal. For a guy who supposedly died with nothing, there are a lot of stories and stuff about him. Did you know that Jerma was a cross-dresser? It turns out that at one point, Jerma was a woman. When his father died, he grew up to be a cross-dresser. Jerma was a pretty neat guy to think about. There's also a story that he broke up a bar fight with someone. There are stories about him getting caught selling drugs and getting arrested. On the first night of one of his live shows, someone threw toilet tissue at him. In some accounts, he was in the middle of a story. The story goes, the toilet paper was thrown at him at the end of a story. The people in the audience loved it, so the whole story was changed into one about toilet paper. According to my research, Jerma was a real funny man. According to my research, he only had one bad thing to say. When his girlfriend, Evelyn McKay died, he said, "She was too beautiful to stay in one place." I'm really sorry that I just had to find out some random information about a guy who is no longer with us. That was the funniest story I read. Well, that's my story about Jerma Rosenthal. I really don't know if he's the funniest comedian of all time. But I do know that some stories are just hilarious. Once again, there are so many things I didn't know about him. I do know that I'm sad that he's gone. But I'm also sad that I didn't know him sooner. I hope that someday, the comedian community will dedicate a comedy festival to him. Well, at least I know now that my dad can be funny. I'll have more things to talk about about at the next father-daughter story time. Ha. Look out for more stories about comedians in the coming weeks. Just like, I hope that all of you will also leave a comment and tell me if you have a funny story about some of your funny friends. Have a funny story to share? Drop me a comment
the incessant cesspool of “jokes” that is chat is bored, and when chat is bored, they do anything from spamming porn codes, talking about literal feces, to making up the wildest possible stories they can! the sus face, catboy and dead jerma stuff is all products of people with too much time - I’d hate to think what these armchair comedians will do when the day actually comes…
Jerma feeling like he got hit in the eye after he got attacked by the dragon is like when the people ran out of the movie theater when the movie with the train in it was shown, but I guess that's what happens when your over a 100 years old.
Jerma really is an old-timey lad . A modern day Charlie Chaplain
Jerma zerked on stream
You're*
@@MrTheBigNoze who?
Go watch jacob geller, he talked a bit about that in one of his recent vids
2:52 just saying "ew blood is digusting I would never drink that" is the first thing a vampire would say when accused of being a vampire
I mean, he isn’t wrong. The last time I was at an eyes wide shut party, we drank the blood of a virgin and oh man it was gross. Tasted like freaking pennies bro.
@@RonaldMcdonaldKills what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@RonaldMcdonaldKills bro what
@@RonaldMcdonaldKills did you get hep-c?
I did not know how much I needed jerma with a laugh track
that bit straight up became a sitcom scene with it
that's just called chat
Here's the laugh track edit on its own btw: th-cam.com/video/y3GOXlPbIao/w-d-xo.html
It’s also the same Drake and Josh audience
Idk how, but I forgot he fantasized about being a werewolf on stream
Selective memory as a mechanism for healing Jerma-induced trauma
glad your eyes were opened again. please escape while you still have your own memory.
Oh the misery, you longer have any memory
2:52
I think I’d be a werewolf. I think so, too. King of the junj-uh, the junjle when I transform, but also can like, just hang out as me, and then there’s a full moon, and I just like, URRRRGH, and I become social and ferocious
Furry Andy
there you are
And with it
This psycho gets his werewolf knowledge from a FUCKED UP version of TWILIGHT
@@igotcrabsyeup klownzinger andy
"it goes straight" "You're fucking lying" - man while his camera is at least 15 degrees off center
of course jerma would want to be the mythological creature that once every full moon goes on a murderous rampage and has no memory of it the following morning
The only thing that would change is that he would be in a wolf fur suit when he’s doing it
@@Riverrocks777 So nothing would change
11:19 I legit thought Jerma was gonna ask “would you guys still love me if I was a worm?”
slimecicle elden ring reference
@@kell_0741 charborg reference
The best part of this stream was when Jerma fell asleep while playing Elden Ring and then his soul crawled out of his mouth and gave the finger to the camera while descending to hell
The predecessor of the Scorn Incident
Jerma “I refuses to upgrade health until 35% into the game” 985, I mean you gotta love him
*until 98.5% into the game
Parasocial Andy
You dont need health if you never get hit.
@@Luminousreign I had like 15 vigor until I fought fire giant on my 3nd run
@@disappointingperson9162 ok
His scented candles routine made me rupture 18 organs from laughing so much!
heh, “streamer transplants extra organs into viewers body in order to rupture them through indirect comedy-related organ failure!”
"How are you supposed to do that as a melee character it seems impossible" yes
Not too bad if you have enough burst damage to kill the jumpy dual sword spam guy before he gets a chance to do anything. If you’re not strong enough to do that, yeah, it’s pretty rough.
The poise potion just trivializes the entire fight
The best I could do was use a Bewitching Branch to turn one of the knights friendly and let him kill the other &/o distract Niall while I do it instead
rivers of blood
that fight sucked so much fucking ass even once I got his two buddies down, melee life is a struggle
22:40 my god that look when he realizes the boss summons the exact same guy
His life bar is shorter than him
So happy to see more highlights of Elden Sus! he even dressed up as beloved character Red from Among Ring for occasion, because he wanted all of us to know he's the Sus Guy, keep up the good job and can't wait to see the Amoghus fight 💪
We're getting dangerously close to The Malenia Arc
the what
@@oliwyrm he lost his mind while fighting her
@@alexanderherzog3064 who didn't
A wise man once said "they call him a death rite bird because he dies rite away"
That boss is so tough wdym, i beat malenia no summons melee build, but I still haven’t beaten the bird
Tip for the viewers and Jerma: if your game hangs, you can still alt tab over to task manager using the windows that pop up to choose task manager once you hit alt tab. Even though it falls behind the hung-up game, it's still chosen, and you can navigate down the process list using the down arrow key, and hit delete on the process. Hold alt tab again to make sure you got the right program highlighted, before you hit delete if you want. Hope this helps somebody!
Wow i needed this you kind soul
If you have multiple monitors just tab into Task Manager and use Windows+Left/Right to move it to another monitor. Much, much easier.
in Task Manager you can select "Always on top" in the options tab which makes task manager show in front of anything no matter what, so if a fullscreen program freezes and you open task manager, it'll show in front of it
Just close stuff at random you cowards.
@@Luminousreign just cut the breaker you coward
Jerma looks like a teenager in a Netflix show.
Move application to different monitor:
Windows+Shift+Left
Windows+Shift+Right
Very nicely done...
Glad to see the Elden Ring highlights flowing again!
Not too surprised to learn Jerma's fantasies include reading at an 11th grade level.
4:11 is so fucking funny for some reason
"DYEEIS AHUHU" love you jermly
I love it when Jerma is delusional about his childhood heroes being added to Fortnite, makes his meltdowns even better when he realizes he isn't living in the 1930's.
And he ate that shoe. He died on a hill that insisted that a long dead property would be in one of the most trendy zoomer games of this decade.
He ate a shoe because Sans Undertale was in Smash, the three stooges is a different bet
we can still hope
Jerma needs an extension that allows chat to translate "+2" and "-2" into live audience reactions
5:49 Through this whole joke I thought it was just a bit Jerma was doing. Add a mic jpeg to his facecam, put on a laughing track. The whiplash I got when he paused it and I realized that no, he didn't change his shirt and go back to Volcano Manor had me reeling.
I keep forgettiing just the sheer size of the backlog of games and streams 2ndJerma has to make hilights of, so when i see these pop up i keep thinking that Jerma is streaming ER again.
Jerma trying to get onto that cathedral monster and getting stuck and refusing to look at its feet is so god damn painful to watch
I love it
I hate that clip at the beginning so much when I heard that in the stream I got sucked into my couch
damn i cant believe jerma paid off the editor to not include the "your chin is too pointy" comment when he was talking about being batman
jeremy "he's right behind me, isn't he?" elbertson
24:20 Yes, that's exactly how that feels.
yeah commander niall as a greatsword user was a painful experience, spirit ashes saved my fucking life
Its a tough boss, it took me a long time with Radahn’s greatsword to beat him
TF2 Scout plays Elden Ring: Part 7: Double jump?!?
1:50 Christian Bale batman
Can this freak stop appearing in my room at 4 am...
when the ring is elden 😳‼️
Jerma 24:26 : that must be unbearable as a strength user.
Me with +10 mimic tear clone: **Giggles in blood loss and poise-break**
This guy’s off his rocker!
The fact that Jerma is convinced that The Three Stooges is relevant to contingency of the average Fortnite gamer is beyond psychotic.
7:40 this part was absolutely insane I literally screamed
Commander Niall? More like Commander play-a-different-game-for-like-3-days-until-your-blood-pressure-regulates
Handsome Andy.
19:28
HE BROUGHT OUT THE SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOO
I hope jerma doesn't have to dodge a dual wielding battle axe guy
oh DUDE I GOT AN *ELDEN RING*
"I would be a werewolf"
Also Jerma: I am Jeremy, Blade of Edward
22:43 most american pronunciation I have ever heard.
If you “were” a vampire… would you tell us? 😊
Im concerned for his health
Watching this live was so good ❤
"That seems unbearable as a melee only character" It is. I remember that he has one really easy punish window, but overall that fight to me was mostly a whole lot of running.
8:04 You're lost on a straight line
15:55 genuinely the most odd thing I have ever heard jerma say!
11:18 darksydephil
What you basically said was you want to be a bloodborne werewolf.
dlen ring
What he fails to realize at the end is that as a strength/agility user I only had to land like 2/3 strong attacks per guy to get them out of the fight, and every strong attack of mine staggers. They run at you at the beginning and I could usually finish 1 before Neil even got involved. After that the other one runs and neil walks so just put some distance and take them one a time.
Jerma has got to be one of the platformers of all time
24:21
they're weak to pierce so what i do is i run up to the guy on the left (shield) and 2 tap him then the guy on the right comes and i do the same
This one was unhinged even for jerma.
Jerma is a good person, don't let the internet tell you otherwise.
Okay, I'll be the first to admit, I'm not a historian. All I have to go off of are different stories about him, and now, his biopic.
Jerma was the son of Gypsy Rose Lee. According to different stories, he was born from her extra marital affairs. Jerma is the oldest child of Lee's with her ex-husband, Abe Rosenthal.
In my own research, I was surprised to find out that Jerma died in 1985, a couple of years before I knew that Lee was murdered. In my attempt to find out more about Jerma, I learned that in my opinion, Jerma is one of the best comedians that ever lived.
I haven't read the official biography. But from reading other blogs and stories, it seems that Jerma was a pretty funny guy. In one story I read, Jerma played piano with Sammy Davis Jr.
He's the second comedian with the last name Rosenthal to die. Other comedians that have the last name Rosenthal are Bob Burns (aka Tutti Frutti), Morris Abony and Markie Rosenthal.
For a guy who supposedly died with nothing, there are a lot of stories and stuff about him.
Did you know that Jerma was a cross-dresser?
It turns out that at one point, Jerma was a woman. When his father died, he grew up to be a cross-dresser. Jerma was a pretty neat guy to think about.
There's also a story that he broke up a bar fight with someone.
There are stories about him getting caught selling drugs and getting arrested.
On the first night of one of his live shows, someone threw toilet tissue at him. In some accounts, he was in the middle of a story.
The story goes, the toilet paper was thrown at him at the end of a story. The people in the audience loved it, so the whole story was changed into one about toilet paper.
According to my research, Jerma was a real funny man.
According to my research, he only had one bad thing to say.
When his girlfriend, Evelyn McKay died, he said, "She was too beautiful to stay in one place."
I'm really sorry that I just had to find out some random information about a guy who is no longer with us.
That was the funniest story I read.
Well, that's my story about Jerma Rosenthal. I really don't know if he's the funniest comedian of all time. But I do know that some stories are just hilarious.
Once again, there are so many things I didn't know about him.
I do know that I'm sad that he's gone.
But I'm also sad that I didn't know him sooner.
I hope that someday, the comedian community will dedicate a comedy festival to him.
Well, at least I know now that my dad can be funny.
I'll have more things to talk about about at the next father-daughter story time.
Ha.
Look out for more stories about comedians in the coming weeks.
Just like, I hope that all of you will also leave a comment and tell me if you have a funny story about some of your funny friends.
Have a funny story to share?
Drop me a comment
What the fuck did I just generate
Yes...
Dr. Jerma and Mr. Sus
great video jeremy
Mr Jerma when your game crashes you can press windows + tab and create a new desktop window where you can launch or drag task manager
WHAATS GHE MOVIE CLIP IN THE BEGGING
Bro what did they do to the mobile overlay on TH-cam
Fighting Naill as str only was mainly just dps the adds down first and then fight big boy
Funny man scream
finally more elden ring content!!!
It's so funny to me that he thinks there's a big overlap in the Venn Diagram of Fortnite players and Three Stooges fans
jerma telling his chat he knows how to do the mausoleum and they're wrong as he fails over and over again legitimately pisses me off insanely
Founding Rain of Stars is really good against big enemies like dragons and the ulcerated tree spirits
we demand the Mogh stream
Good Seinfeld edit.
*cough*
Amogh Us
Werewolves also eat humans, as there Farrell.
Jermafeld
Jerma why does everyone think you're dead
the incessant cesspool of “jokes” that is chat is bored, and when chat is bored, they do anything from spamming porn codes, talking about literal feces, to making up the wildest possible stories they can!
the sus face, catboy and dead jerma stuff is all products of people with too much time - I’d hate to think what these armchair comedians will do when the day actually comes…
@@we-must-live haha yeah i figured, i saw the jerma funeral tribute video and i was confused at first thanks man
OMG 2ndJerma video
wait i actually watched the live stream of this one
finally elden ring
unga and bunga
😀
08:40
dual wielding cold blades with bloodhound step is a great way to get through most things. Royal greatsword for most anything else.
Sure, if you dislike fun.
@@RottenHeretic for pve it's great pvp not as fun
eldeb ring:)
This video is desynchronized with the audio
Is the debt arc no longer pursued?
The Furry Episode
hi guys
hey charlie
@@gnaat Hi gnat
another scornlike?
Unlock your door
what is wrong with him
jerma is a furry confirmed
God that castle is so annoying
Yeah this game is very friendly to us melee onlys. Unless you’re using a mega ultra powerful strength build I imagine.
16:00 Evangelion Moment
someone has GOT to inform jerma about what poise means