I‘m an ESL teacher out in China. I havent missed a video since finding this channel. I was in class the other day and the computer wouldnt turn on. without even thinking, i said out loud "this computer is a SANDO" One of the kids asked me "whats a sando?" Not wanting to go down the gambling road, i answered "its when something is bad" and left it at that. About 10 minutes later I asked one of the kids a question, which he got wrong. Another kid stood up and said..... "teacher, hes a sando" which made all the other kids burst out laughing. So now we have 10 year old Chinese kids running around calling each other sandos. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
These suckers lose $10K on average per day and are already down like $3M - $4M this year. If they keep this up for another five years, they'll have to sell their properties. Poor E.J. will have nothing to inherit. Playing big on high negative EV will bankrupt you much faster.
@@WadsPlay If you really got a brain, you'd realize that $10K is about right. A new Porsche is just equivalent to their 15 days' losses. It has nothing to do with whether they are fine or not.
The 12.5 bonus recalls the the immortal words of Marty the Blackjack dealer in "Vegas Vacation", "Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet? Then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
Hah! That's great, thank you for reminding me of that funny moment in that scene. One of my favorites of Chevy's is when Fletch says to the plane mechanics: Maybe you boys need a refresher course Then he puts his forearm on the still-hot engine or part of the plane and says: Haaaiyiy! ROFL that part in that film kills me with laugher every time I see it ; I literally with laughter the first time I saw that part
Best wrap up yet, Vegas Matt. I was rollin, holding my side, with tears in my eyes. Sorry about your loss, but you’ll get a big one soon. I just know it. Positive vibes sent your way from Texas.
Innage is actually a frequently ussed maritime term, especially on tankers. Innage is used to describe the amount of liquid in a tank from the tank bottom to level of the liquid. Conversely, ullage refers to the amount of empty space in the tank and is measured from the liquid level to the tank top.
I knew I had heard that before. My daddy drove a tanker truck when I was like 6 years old on the AlCan hiway when it was gravel for hundreds of miles. I'm pretty sure I heard him say it on the phone.
I found your channel about 2 months ago and i haven't missed a video since. It also helped me gained a different perspective because the positivity and of how sure yall are. Instead of "if" or maybe now it's "when" and "wlll so thanks for that
@@trip8159no Actually you will win gambling , wins are inevitable, the thing is not giving the money back lol. That's why people "always lose" the thing is betting within your limits so you have enough ammo and a better yet playing table games with much better odds like bacaratt, playing slots once in awhile and once you win something good YOU STOP. Book the win. The reason people always lose is because they keep playing they can't stop when they're up. If you play a lot over the long term yes you will lose. But if you're very smart with your playing and book every win you can . You can and will win. But when you come back you don't gamble with the last money you won. You start over with a little bit and see if you win again, if you don't you leave and wait a little and try again later . Not chase wins or bonuses. Again, the longer you play the worse your odds of coming out on top.
@@Tom-u3m unbeatable lol , it's called luck they do pay out , it's just not playing them alot or your will lose over time. That's why every once in awhile you okay a slot to see if it gives you a huge bonus on the first 25 spins. Then leave .. much better to play bacaratt. Best odds in the casinos . But slots are the only thing that will give you a crazy big win off a proportionatly small bet ! But it's all about booking the wins you get and not giving it back . Not continuing to play and not going back next day and loading on up all your winnings in a slot trying to win again.. same with baccarat get Incan get out once you're up. You lose a few hands you get out and come back with 20-100$ not all your winnings and start betting big with it.. and not chasing losses with doubling down. That's how people give it all back
I hope !everybody got to see the very tail end of your hilarious wrap-up today! You bust me up Matt. Well actually you all do! Thanks for the daily entertainment. Love you all!
Thanks for exciting content Vegas Matt and team! I was really excited for this one and praying you guys would hit something epic. Next time will be better because it definitely can't be any worse!
Tough luck fellas. Love to see Vegas Matt handling these setbacks with all the grace he can muster. That's where the channel's true appeal lies, and why you guys will be at a million subscribers soon. Eventually, VM will be tops in the category, or are you already?
Absolutely love the banter! “Oh, I thought we had that!” I can’t stop watching! And can’t wait to try to get to a meet up! Love the slots and I’m in Vegas a few times a year.
QOTD - On Golden Drums, why play $100/spin when the machine is cold vs dropping down to $25 until it warms up? Similarly with any of the must pay counters - run them up with low bets then fire it in.
I think it's fair to say that there is no such thing as a cold machine. RNG's are just that random, so as humans we look for patterns and try to discern the future from them. We think that a previous win will lead to more wins, and sometimes randomly they do, sometimes they don't.
I just wanted to tell you guys, you're the highlight of my day. I rush home jump in the shower. Sit down a 1/2 hour before your videos start and spend the next hour. Relaxing Thanks so much for all the great content. This year, hope you have a wonderful holiday all of you
Hey Vegas Matt and EJ, we are two new subscribers from Australia. 🇦🇺 We love watching you guys gamble and all your lingo is addictive. We find ourselves using "sando" and "cow bell of poverty" way too often. We have also been inspired for a payout that is worse than a Sando, we call it a "DC".....diarrhoea cake. 💩🎂 as per your charming story the other day. Lol. Have fun, we really enjoy your show. Regards Bill and Sam
Man I got to tell u guys I'm a army vet that has seen the worst but watching u guys every day makes my day you guys are a savior and are hilarious thank you for what u do
Vegas Matt gives off angry/disappointed dad vibes when you’re losing. Starts making me uncomfortable which may be something I should talk to a counselor about 😂
First, hope everyone is in good health. Wishing you all a safe and Merry Christmas. Do any of you of you have big plans for Christmas? Vegas Matt will you and Vegas Mom be spending Christmas with Remi? And second I absolutely love the content, I look forward to watching the daily show when I get home from work. Honestly it has become like an actual show. Meeting all of you is on my bucket list. So thank you for your channel and all the work that you guys do for my daily dose of laughter, banter and gambling.
I enjoy when y’all play $5,000 an episode just as much as when yall play $35,000 in a single episode. Don’t ever feel obligated to play more the bigger you get to draw a bigger audience, just be yourselves and play and have fun. Yall play at a level most people dream of! Much love Vegas Matt, Ej, WBG, and W2Jesus
I did this today here in the single A minor leagues of slots at $35.00 and did 8 attempts. I had alot of fun, really looking forward to these Huge buy a bonuses. Good luck guys.
Rule number one:don't ever play anymore that stupid game, drums. Rule number two:don't ever listen anymore to your son, he always has some stupid ideas!
EJ is in control of content, so he decides what games to play, what bet size etc because he believes that is what the viewing public want to see but then he's the first to moan, like with the game a couple of days ago, he wanted to quit and they won $10K - he is focused purely on what he perceives the TH-cam followers want, without actually doing any research into what we actually want.
@LynneLeo Jesus i was screaming at the TV saying leave that damn game, they always say they want to start leaving when a machine is cold but never do and proceeded to do 2 12.5k bonuses that flopped 😂
@@nichollsboy11 yet EJ balks when Matt says he wants to raise a bet to $100 a spin. Double standards. When it works for EJ then it's good. When it doesn't, he whinges.
Feels the absolute worst when he loses, but…. Hey is his money, I’m almost having a breakdown just cause my credit card is up to $5,000 dollars on red. But he just lost $35,000 and ready to come back tomorrow to do it again
Golden Drums is great evidence that machines "cycle." I've played it countless times and it is always consistent and let's you play or outright murders you. This machine was in a cold cycle.
You guys are just the best and I absolutely LOVE your videos!! 🙌🏼***Question of the day*** Thinking about the whole “word of the day” and considering you do a lot of side bets (which I love) Would you guys consider doing a SECRET word of the day? Hear me out.. let’s say Vegas Matt is the first person with the secret word and his word is “pockets” - he has to try and get one of you guys to say that word amongst the hilarious banter between you fine gentleman. If he’s able to get one of you to say that word.. you owe him $100 and by the end if he’s not then he owes you all $100 🙃😂
Well, this BLOWS GOATS !!! I was really looking forward to seeing you SCORE on the 12.5k buy in. Time to hit up the spa and help you "martinize" yourself for tomorrow. And maybe I'll get to see yall this evening if you're still out on the floor !
A question for the day Matt? What was your favorite Christmas memry as a kid growing up? Also, please tell us about a few of your memories of EJ and your family memories. W2 and WBG same? Merry Christmas to all of you!
Matt is waiting until one of the casinos starts sponsoring him, but in my opinion the casinos hate him. This video is a great example. He just lost $35K and killed the urge to gamble in hundreds of thousands of gamblers watching him 😅 imagine how many more losses he just prevented 😂
Po folk chiming in here. When its in the bonus, you have to let it stop paying out before you reroll. Too quick a reroll shuts off the bonus. At least, count to five before you reroll. In the pennies I play, that's how those bonuses work for me. Going slow, let's the drums fall more often. You have to slow roll the bonus. Also, you started at $100 a roll and the machine was very hot. As soon as you backed down to fifty, that damn machine went dead to sleep. When I'm hitting on a certain denom, I never change around. But 35 grand is indeed what I make a year. I wish you guys better games tomorrow. That was tough. Better luck tomorrow guys.
Oh mylanta” is an expression that originated from the antacid medication Mylanta. The phrase is said to have come about from the feeling of great relief that people experienced after taking the medication.
WBG Question Of The Day? Open Floor Question: What percentage of the time do you win the Raffle/Ticket, Bonus ball at the casino? The one that you earn with VALUABLE!, Player Points. (Some casinos may not participate, I know, but how frequent is it?) Has your name ever been called? If so, What did you win? (Name some prizes if not) I Love the Vegas Matt team and a BIG WBG fan👌 hope he reads out my QOTD 1 day. I'll keep watching/posting 😁 From 🏴
I know yal got recked but i respect yal for still posting this video. Most TH-cam gamblers will only post wins but Vegas Matt and the crew post wins and losses showing the realness in gambling. God bless yal, must respect
VM: That's always discourageing when that happens. Very rarely does that happen. Me: Define "rarely" VM: Somewhat often Me: How often? VM: Very often. Me: Every day? VM: At least once every day. Me: Okay then; let's gamble. 🙃
The term 'shit sandwich' is used in England somewhat commonly, over here it's an expression used when giving someone good news, bad news then good news again, for example- we are really happy with how well you are fitting in with your colleagues, unfortunately you haven't hit your targets this month, but we were really impressed with how you talk with customers on the phone
Ouch, so sorry...I know how you feel, I truly do. Shake it off. Tomorrow is another day. You know, why not get back to gambling a week from now & enjoy your Christmas season? Some well deserved time off. We would certainly understand, then again, you would all probably get bored....lol. 😘 Merry Christmas Vegas Matt, EJ, WBG, W2Jesus & all of your families. Much love from St Catharines, Ont, Canada (Niagara Falls)🇨🇦❤️🥰🎅🤶☃️❄️🎺🦌
You guys are legends, I appreciate you even when you’re putting diarrhea on top of Sandos!!!! $445 on $12,500??? Well shoot. See you tomorrow! Thanks for the constant laughs and thrills!!!
Crazy!!! I seriously starting sweating and my heart was pounding. I had flashbacks of me loading $100's into Dragon Link only to win 3 total sando's. Heartbreaking disappointment. You guys definitely swung for the fences and even basically tried every buy bonus. I salute you and hope you Win Big tomorrow!!
Question of the day? Do you guys think you’ll ever share the channels current gambling standings again? I’ve been watching for quite a while now and remember when Matt discussed how much the channel started with and the current win/loss during that time. The wins and losses have gotten much more dramatic over the year and I think many of us are curious.
Question of the day from Indonesia for you guys is… a food question, what are your favorite starters, mains and deserts, for a bonus, what’s your favorite snacks whilst play the slots 🙏
I come on here all the time begging for him to knock it off. I can’t stand it. His dad was doing it about a year ago and finally stopped and then EJ picked it up. It’s so uncomfortable to listen to
I‘m an ESL teacher out in China. I havent missed a video since finding this channel. I was in class the other day and the computer wouldnt turn on. without even thinking, i said out loud "this computer is a SANDO" One of the kids asked me "whats a sando?" Not wanting to go down the gambling road, i answered "its when something is bad" and left it at that. About 10 minutes later I asked one of the kids a question, which he got wrong. Another kid stood up and said..... "teacher, hes a sando" which made all the other kids burst out laughing. So now we have 10 year old Chinese kids running around calling each other sandos. Its the gift that keeps on giving.
From one educator to another, that made my day!!
Sando revolution about to hit
Cute story. Why do I have a feeling you are a great teacher? I bet the kids love you. ❤
You do know “sando” is short for shit sandwhich. I don’t think teaching kids that is funny..
If I was a teacher, I would be like you! 😊
“This is the worst day of our lives.” Lol can’t stop laughing.
That was rough sorry guys
These suckers lose $10K on average per day and are already down like $3M - $4M this year. If they keep this up for another five years, they'll have to sell their properties. Poor E.J. will have nothing to inherit. Playing big on high negative EV will bankrupt you much faster.
@@nomearodtheres a podcast that they said they are down $100-$150k this year
@@nomearod losing 10k per day seems like made up numbers. The guy just bought a new Porsche I think he’ll be fine
@@WadsPlay If you really got a brain, you'd realize that $10K is about right. A new Porsche is just equivalent to their 15 days' losses. It has nothing to do with whether they are fine or not.
"This is the worst day of our life."
This is the kind of humor I come here for... :D
diarrhea cake, a vegas matt special recipe😆
There are things worse than losing 35,000 dollars, BUT not a lot!
Yes, losing $37,000@@plaidjoker1321
That return was criminal. Thanks again Matt for doing it for us so we don’t have to, you’ve saved me thousands I wouldn’t have been able to afford!
You going to be a Hilarious Grandpa 😂I can picture you down in the floor saying all kinds of funny stuff to Grandbaby 😂😂😂😂
WBG: " I get knocked down, but I get up again"
VM: Sugar Ray?
WBG: No. Chumbawumba.
😂😂😂😂😂
That killed me too.. sugar ray? 😂
W2J
The “let’s do that again” absolutely killed me😂
Same 🤣 I “loled” so hard
I would like to request a tshirt with that phrase
Same
Yep just came to see this comment 🤣🤣
The 12.5 bonus recalls the the immortal words of Marty the Blackjack dealer in "Vegas Vacation", "Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet? Then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
Hah! That's great, thank you for reminding me of that funny moment in that scene. One of my favorites of Chevy's is when Fletch says to the plane mechanics: Maybe you boys need a refresher course
Then he puts his forearm on the still-hot engine or part of the plane and
says: Haaaiyiy! ROFL that part in that film kills me with laugher every time I see it ; I literally with laughter the first time I saw that part
🤣🤣🤣❤💯
😂😂😂😂
I think that's what happened!
So funny !!!
Best wrap up yet, Vegas Matt. I was rollin, holding my side, with tears in my eyes. Sorry about your loss, but you’ll get a big one soon. I just know it. Positive vibes sent your way from Texas.
“Diarrhea on the Cake” “Worst day of my life”! Lord thanks for the entertainment…. Great laughs
3:58 “It says right there.” I don’t know why I found that hilarious. 😂
Diarrhea on the cake absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
🍮
Innage is actually a frequently ussed maritime term, especially on tankers. Innage is used to describe the amount of liquid in a tank from the tank bottom to level of the liquid. Conversely, ullage refers to the amount of empty space in the tank and is measured from the liquid level to the tank top.
I knew I had heard that before. My daddy drove a tanker truck when I was like 6 years old on the AlCan hiway when it was gravel for hundreds of miles. I'm pretty sure I heard him say it on the phone.
As soon as I seen you lost 12K on a buy a bonus I couldn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes 😂
Love to see Matt perk up after those raw dogs!.. the authenticity of Matt's emotion (up and down) is what makes this show great. Big fan!
That $ 12,500 bonus was breathtaking
Better way to describe it as a waste of money, imagine all the families that money could have benefited this Christmas, just sad
@@Marsha-m7k EXACTLY!!! GREED & VANITY... GETS THEM EVERY TIME!
@@Marsha-m7k shut up dude
@@Marsha-m7k people who work hard can spend their money how they please.
More like MONEYtaking.
I was drinking at 21:00 when i heard "wow that was bad, lets go it again" I nearly choked from laughter.
I found your channel about 2 months ago and i haven't missed a video since. It also helped me gained a different perspective because the positivity and of how sure yall are. Instead of "if" or maybe now it's "when" and "wlll so thanks for that
brother they are joking you will lose lol
@@trip8159no Actually you will win gambling , wins are inevitable, the thing is not giving the money back lol. That's why people "always lose" the thing is betting within your limits so you have enough ammo and a better yet playing table games with much better odds like bacaratt, playing slots once in awhile and once you win something good YOU STOP. Book the win. The reason people always lose is because they keep playing they can't stop when they're up. If you play a lot over the long term yes you will lose. But if you're very smart with your playing and book every win you can . You can and will win. But when you come back you don't gamble with the last money you won. You start over with a little bit and see if you win again, if you don't you leave and wait a little and try again later . Not chase wins or bonuses. Again, the longer you play the worse your odds of coming out on top.
“When” does not change the unbeatable math of a slot machine lol
@@Tom-u3m unbeatable lol , it's called luck they do pay out , it's just not playing them alot or your will lose over time. That's why every once in awhile you okay a slot to see if it gives you a huge bonus on the first 25 spins. Then leave .. much better to play bacaratt. Best odds in the casinos . But slots are the only thing that will give you a crazy big win off a proportionatly small bet ! But it's all about booking the wins you get and not giving it back . Not continuing to play and not going back next day and loading on up all your winnings in a slot trying to win again.. same with baccarat get Incan get out once you're up. You lose a few hands you get out and come back with 20-100$ not all your winnings and start betting big with it.. and not chasing losses with doubling down. That's how people give it all back
True
I hope !everybody got to see the very tail end of your hilarious wrap-up today! You bust me up Matt. Well actually you all do! Thanks for the daily entertainment. Love you all!
Thanks for exciting content Vegas Matt and team! I was really excited for this one and praying you guys would hit something epic. Next time will be better because it definitely can't be any worse!
D. J. Tanner from the sitcom Full House said “Oh Mylanta!”
Ahhh memories
🔥🔥🔥
Brian Christopher says it all the time too and its like nails on a chalk board to me
How wude!
@@michaelpalmer8499 thank god we have much more adult entertainment now.
Thanks for all your comedy and content!!!
laughed my ass off the whole time !!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS
Tough luck fellas. Love to see Vegas Matt handling these setbacks with all the grace he can muster. That's where the channel's true appeal lies, and why you guys will be at a million subscribers soon. Eventually, VM will be tops in the category, or are you already?
Absolutely love the banter! “Oh, I thought we had that!” I can’t stop watching! And can’t wait to try to get to a meet up! Love the slots and I’m in Vegas a few times a year.
The commentary on this slot channel is 2nd to none
QOTD - On Golden Drums, why play $100/spin when the machine is cold vs dropping down to $25 until it warms up? Similarly with any of the must pay counters - run them up with low bets then fire it in.
I think it's fair to say that there is no such thing as a cold machine. RNG's are just that random, so as humans we look for patterns and try to discern the future from them. We think that a previous win will lead to more wins, and sometimes randomly they do, sometimes they don't.
If you change your bet amount the counter changes
they are determined by random number generators so……
Slot machines don’t work like that.
I just wanted to tell you guys, you're the highlight of my day. I rush home jump in the shower. Sit down a 1/2 hour before your videos start and spend the next hour. Relaxing
Thanks so much for all the great content. This year, hope you have a wonderful holiday all of you
Hey Vegas Matt and EJ, we are two new subscribers from Australia. 🇦🇺 We love watching you guys gamble and all your lingo is addictive. We find ourselves using "sando" and "cow bell of poverty" way too often. We have also been inspired for a payout that is worse than a Sando, we call it a "DC".....diarrhoea cake. 💩🎂 as per your charming story the other day. Lol. Have fun, we really enjoy your show. Regards Bill and Sam
Man I got to tell u guys I'm a army vet that has seen the worst but watching u guys every day makes my day you guys are a savior and are hilarious thank you for what u do
We can blame this one on EJ. Everyone wanted to jump and do it, but EJ wanted spins. Matt was probably right wanting to do it then 😅
Yup...EJ was 100% this time, 100% wrong! 😆
21:23 truly depressing watching that
Can't wait for W2Jesus' "Baby Doll" 😂
Love that !!
Some say he was executive producer of the movie Baby Doll with Nicole Kidman and the new hot guy kid
Vegas Matt gives off angry/disappointed dad vibes when you’re losing. Starts making me uncomfortable which may be something I should talk to a counselor about 😂
First, hope everyone is in good health. Wishing you all a safe and Merry Christmas. Do any of you of you have big plans for Christmas? Vegas Matt will you and Vegas Mom be spending Christmas with Remi? And second I absolutely love the content, I look forward to watching the daily show when I get home from work. Honestly it has become like an actual show. Meeting all of you is on my bucket list. So thank you for your channel and all the work that you guys do for my daily dose of laughter, banter and gambling.
QOTD What on earth possesses you to wager $12500 on a buy bonus when the machine is already kicking you in the nuts?
Smith Barney commercial with John Houseman..."They make money the old-fashioned way. They earn it."
They also SPEND money the old-fashioned way... THEY BURN IT!!!!
@@dethaddr 🔥FIRE IT IN THERE! 🔥
@@YaWantTaters LOL yeah something like that!
1:34 matt is killing me sometimes laughing 😂
Yes! Vegas Matt Uncensored!! Love to see you guys out here every day posting more awesome videos. Hope you all have a fantastic holiday season
Matt's wrapping up speech was hilarious! He should definitely go into stand up comedy 😂😅
I enjoy when y’all play $5,000 an episode just as much as when yall play $35,000 in a single episode. Don’t ever feel obligated to play more the bigger you get to draw a bigger audience, just be yourselves and play and have fun. Yall play at a level most people dream of! Much love Vegas Matt, Ej, WBG, and W2Jesus
I did this today here in the single A minor leagues of slots at $35.00 and did 8 attempts. I had alot of fun, really looking forward to these Huge buy a bonuses. Good luck guys.
How did you do?
@702Gambler several break evens, 1 got wrecked and 2 were close to a double up. It was fun.
@@702GamblerI made $55 😂 actually did ok
@@702Gambler ive bought the $35 pig bonus and got $5 returns so be weary
Rule number one:don't ever play anymore that stupid game, drums.
Rule number two:don't ever listen anymore to your son, he always has some stupid ideas!
I agree, don’t listen to EJ. Between chasing the counters and those damn spins 😂
EJ is in control of content, so he decides what games to play, what bet size etc because he believes that is what the viewing public want to see but then he's the first to moan, like with the game a couple of days ago, he wanted to quit and they won $10K - he is focused purely on what he perceives the TH-cam followers want, without actually doing any research into what we actually want.
@LynneLeo Jesus i was screaming at the TV saying leave that damn game, they always say they want to start leaving when a machine is cold but never do and proceeded to do 2 12.5k bonuses that flopped 😂
@@nichollsboy11 yet EJ balks when Matt says he wants to raise a bet to $100 a spin. Double standards. When it works for EJ then it's good. When it doesn't, he whinges.
Wow the EJ slander Is unreal . These slots are random, no one can make the right call , you guys get that right?
I love you guys so much!! I’m so sorry it was a disaster but I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so hard 😅😅
Everybody’s got an opinion about what do, but none of them have balls like y’all. Good video
You've outdone yourself. Bravo!
I hate negative comments but come on leave the fricken game it’s horrible to watch
@@NathanHamilton-g9w I cringe every time he buys the bonuses. It’s like putting your foot in a doorway and watch it get slammed.
Feels the absolute worst when he loses, but…. Hey is his money, I’m almost having a breakdown just cause my credit card is up to $5,000 dollars on red.
But he just lost $35,000 and ready to come back tomorrow to do it again
He can afford it, is a multi millionaire
Golden Drums is great evidence that machines "cycle." I've played it countless times and it is always consistent and let's you play or outright murders you. This machine was in a cold cycle.
No it’s in Reno . Reno is a sand
God bless you all 😂😂😂 I can’t keep from laughing 😂😂😂Vegas Matt you so dam funny
You guys are just the best and I absolutely LOVE your videos!! 🙌🏼***Question of the day***
Thinking about the whole “word of the day” and considering you do a lot of side bets (which I love)
Would you guys consider doing a SECRET word of the day? Hear me out.. let’s say Vegas Matt is the first person with the secret word and his word is “pockets” - he has to try and get one of you guys to say that word amongst the hilarious banter between you fine gentleman. If he’s able to get one of you to say that word.. you owe him $100 and by the end if he’s not then he owes you all $100 🙃😂
Lol😂😂 when W2 says ," I want such and such...", and Matt replies so quickly with ,"Buy it!". LMAO
Well, this BLOWS GOATS !!! I was really looking forward to seeing you SCORE on the 12.5k buy in. Time to hit up the spa and help you "martinize" yourself for tomorrow. And maybe I'll get to see yall this evening if you're still out on the floor !
A question for the day Matt? What was your favorite Christmas memry as a kid growing up? Also, please tell us about a few of your memories of EJ and your family memories. W2 and WBG same? Merry Christmas to all of you!
31:37 yeah come night time I gather up my 2/6 year olds and we watch Vegas Matt our family show 😂
Seems like EJ calls the shots. Maybe he should use his money instead of Matts.
Don't you know it's EJ's channel. 😂😂
Wbg gets more sus about EJ everyday…
Matt is waiting until one of the casinos starts sponsoring him, but in my opinion the casinos hate him. This video is a great example. He just lost $35K and killed the urge to gamble in hundreds of thousands of gamblers watching him 😅 imagine how many more losses he just prevented 😂
Hello from Montreal, you are so right , after I'd lose 35,000 I would nit encourage gambling
Awesome spoiler bro
Stop giving spoilers.
21:24 I lol'd (sorry). It was the way you said "wow... we lost $12,000 on that".
Po folk chiming in here. When its in the bonus, you have to let it stop paying out before you reroll. Too quick a reroll shuts off the bonus. At least, count to five before you reroll. In the pennies I play, that's how those bonuses work for me. Going slow, let's the drums fall more often. You have to slow roll the bonus. Also, you started at $100 a roll and the machine was very hot. As soon as you backed down to fifty, that damn machine went dead to sleep. When I'm hitting on a certain denom, I never change around. But 35 grand is indeed what I make a year. I wish you guys better games tomorrow. That was tough. Better luck tomorrow guys.
How do you keep being so original?
Its not difficult😂
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By not being fake? It’s probably the easiest thing to do..
Just be you! Without caring what other people think 🤔
Welcome to comments from a bot that clearly is linked to p0rn sites.
1 mediocre game for 90% of the video is crazy
I have nothing nice to say so I won’t say anything! A total SANDO!
Matt's wrapups when taking a kick in the teeth are fantastic.
Sorry for the loss guys but that wrap up monologue was one of you best Matt!
Imagine XAI105K at $1 now and $15 next year. That’s why I’m all in-no brainer!
Shut up about this fake pump and dump shit. Bots trying to hype it to dump it when it rises.
It seems that Matt is always in a hurry to push that button. It’s way too fast. Change your rhythm and see what happens.
Agree and then we can’t enjoy the bonuses because it goes so dam fast 😅
LFG!
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Why are you all so funny. Even the losing brings comedy with you guys!
Matt “what happened??” Kills me every time!!😂😂😂
It’s actually my least favorite besides the grunting from them
Oh mylanta” is an expression that originated from the antacid medication Mylanta. The phrase is said to have come about from the feeling of great relief that people experienced after taking the medication.
Vegas Matt..you crack me up..All your sayings 😂😂😂😂
WBG Question Of The Day?
Open Floor Question:
What percentage of the time do you win the Raffle/Ticket, Bonus ball at the casino?
The one that you earn with VALUABLE!, Player Points. (Some casinos may not participate, I know, but how frequent is it?) Has your name ever been called? If so, What did you win? (Name some prizes if not)
I Love the Vegas Matt team and a BIG WBG fan👌 hope he reads out my QOTD 1 day. I'll keep watching/posting 😁 From 🏴
That was a legit Sandalorian, guys! Hang in there - see you tomorrow :)
This was possibly the best closing Matt has ever given us 😂😂😂. Bravo sir.
I know yal got recked but i respect yal for still posting this video. Most TH-cam gamblers will only post wins but Vegas Matt and the crew post wins and losses showing the realness in gambling. God bless yal, must respect
You guys will always be the best because you show the good days AND bad ones!! We feel it with you ❤
VM: That's always discourageing when that happens. Very rarely does that happen.
Me: Define "rarely"
VM: Somewhat often
Me: How often?
VM: Very often.
Me: Every day?
VM: At least once every day.
Me: Okay then; let's gamble. 🙃
The term 'shit sandwich' is used in England somewhat commonly, over here it's an expression used when giving someone good news, bad news then good news again, for example- we are really happy with how well you are fitting in with your colleagues, unfortunately you haven't hit your targets this month, but we were really impressed with how you talk with customers on the phone
Omg. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 That was the best gamblers Anonymous ad I've ever seen.
The diarrhea comment was so funny. I was laughing so much. What a session.
Love the ending....Vegas Matt, we love your wrap ups, for real! Catch a *HUGE WIN* on the next go round! ❤😜😝🤑🤑
Ouch, so sorry...I know how you feel, I truly do. Shake it off. Tomorrow is another day. You know, why not get back to gambling a week from now & enjoy your Christmas season? Some well deserved time off. We would certainly understand, then again, you would all probably get bored....lol. 😘 Merry Christmas Vegas Matt, EJ, WBG, W2Jesus & all of your families. Much love from St Catharines, Ont, Canada (Niagara Falls)🇨🇦❤️🥰🎅🤶☃️❄️🎺🦌
Your a champ matt .with your perspectives on the gambling..family night gambling priceless still havent stopped laughing....
I know why Vegas Matt always thinks a line pay should be more than it is is because he comes from the old school when a line pay was everything.
A diarrhea cake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Matt is Hilarious
"Diarrhea on the cake" earned a like. Sorry about the loss. Love you guys.
That was a real kick in the nuts! We love you guys! Thanks for the massive entertainment.
Good luck VM and crew! Love watching you guys!
Omg! Sooooo EXCITING!!! 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
You guys are legends, I appreciate you even when you’re putting diarrhea on top of Sandos!!!! $445 on $12,500??? Well shoot. See you tomorrow! Thanks for the constant laughs and thrills!!!
Crazy!!! I seriously starting sweating and my heart was pounding. I had flashbacks of me loading $100's into Dragon Link only to win 3 total sando's. Heartbreaking disappointment. You guys definitely swung for the fences and even basically tried every buy bonus. I salute you and hope you Win Big tomorrow!!
Question of the day?
Do you guys think you’ll ever share the channels current gambling standings again? I’ve been watching for quite a while now and remember when Matt discussed how much the channel started with and the current win/loss during that time. The wins and losses have gotten much more dramatic over the year and I think many of us are curious.
20:28 when they buy the $12,500 bonus
Question of the day from Indonesia for you guys is… a food question, what are your favorite starters, mains and deserts, for a bonus, what’s your favorite snacks whilst play the slots 🙏
Bro said what’s front street ? and Raw dogs said “ITS ME”😂💀
Matt’s commentary during the “half time” report had me rolling 😂
When that kid ej grunts he sound like a fairy that likes it up the apple lmfaoo
I come on here all the time begging for him to knock it off. I can’t stand it. His dad was doing it about a year ago and finally stopped and then EJ picked it up. It’s so uncomfortable to listen to
A short compilation of y’all’s funniest moments over the past 2 years would result in a abnormal amount of views and subscribers. One would think.
I absolutely love you Vegas Matt. Tomorrow will be better. Time for a huge grand. Sending positive vibes.
I just laugh so hard at your session analysis. You crack me up!!!