I am the youngest of 5 siblings. I am 63 years old. When we were growing up, it was common to have large families. We are blessed....all 5 of us still going strong.
I’m one of five as well, but we were considered a small family! Both of my aunts had seven. One summer my gramma was sick and my aunt went to nurse her, leaving her kids with us. And then my other aunt got sick and her kids came to us as well! 19 kids under ten years old! Three babies in diapers! All summer! Lol! Best summer ever. I couldn’t understand why my mom was stressed. Lol!
I love the jokes about your family. It obvious you're proud of them and you should be. Great kids come from great parenting. Thanks for the laughs today.
My grandma had 13 children and when people would comment on her family size she would say "... well if your husband was as much fun as mine" lol I miss her, she was an amazing strong woman and believed in being open to life. When she passed she had over 40 grandchildren and many great grandchildren who all respected and loved her, she and my grandfather built a legacy through family. I wish society would respect the choice to have a big family more, it's a wonderful thing when done with love.
When I die I want this video played at my Wake so no one will be able to be sad. No one can deliver jokes like you Jim. Thank you for choosing comedy for your career.
I love this family and am so glad I found this channel. His videos have made me laugh during these grim days. His children are so articulate and well behaved. His wife is also funny. I love the house where they are staying this summer. He is so nice to invite all of us to dinner every night with his family!
Ron White: My wife says "That dog loves you more than me!" I looked down at the dog & she whispered "I CAN HAVE ALL YOUR BABIES AT THE SAME TIME!" LOL!!
Jim, you are by FAR, THE BEST Comedian today. Period. Why?? You( and your brilliant secret writing Partner that you just happen to be martied to!) are just Blazing through Simple yet profound LIFE Observations. No need to resort to the crutch of sexual filth and curse words, when you have a tandem of True CREATIVE GENIUS at work. I can honestly say this: I Love you Jim Gaffigan. Everything that YOU, your Wife, and Kids stand for. I am sure you and your family have challenges and moments of things not being right. You are doing great work with all your being so open with your private life. You are GIVING so much. I feel you are a living testament to more happiness being found in Giving, than in receiving. Those moments of things not being right become less and less( almost non existent even), when you give to the degree that you do!!! Keep Perfecting that Formula of Happiness. You HELP people in ways that you don't even know. Trust me. You have Helped Me!!! Thank you beyond Words.
I just discovered your standup a few days ago (live in Thailand) and was blown away. A constant stream of tears from laughter and then re-watch because of that. Hilarious!
I mean, they're not as closely related as enjoying stand-up comedy and having the comedic awareness to recognize a joke that directly plays off the routine being commented on, but sure.
Mr. Gaffigan please, your wife has impeccable taste. She picked you for good reasons. 5 are cutie pies. You are a good person. You entertain us and we love you and your family. Thank you, sir.
Of course Jim would be inside the closest mumbling incoherently to himself and eating ice cream...but everyone has their own coping skills @@MamatripleABargains
We had a family of eight and only one small income. People would always ask" How do you feed them?" I always answered " Around a table full of home cooked meals and happy conversation."
This was so freaking funny, I literally had to take a break from laughing so hard!😆🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣 My eyes are watering, saliva coming... sometimes maybe even a little uncomfortably funny.🤷
Le fait est de femme et des autres filles de femme et qui a une bonne nouvelle et qui ne peut être 9mois et la raison pour lesquelles il ne sait rien du monde ou des armes de la femme est un acte d'amour qui a des êtres de femme qui sont dans le pays de dieu qui a une âme de ce qui est une religion et qui ne 7ans est plus une personne et la femme que nous avons vécu avec elle pour nous faire comprendre et
This isn't from the _Mr. Universe_ comedy special; Jim only had four kids at the time of the _Mr. Universe_ comedy special. I remember because he opened that special with, "I just became a father for the *fourth* time". This is from _Obsessed:_ the special after _Mr. Universe._
@@ascetic3312 --LOL! Very funny, & why I read comments under Gaffigan's videos. He mostly attracts people who have the same sense of humor as me. I must admit that a few of his fans are just a little bit too "NICE"! You know what I mean?
I'm from a family with 6 kids and want at least 5. Your big family makes it so easy to relate and your definitely my favorite comedian! Hope to see you in Oregon in September!
Jim Gaffigan is an absolute American treasure. We love him. The jokes in this one about the plethora of children are especially endearing to me. It’s true that nowadays five kids smells like Duggar to a lot of people because our post modern society is so 1984. But in REALITY, children are a heritage of the LORD. They are an absolute blessing, and frankly, one of the best things about the entire human experience. They are the natural product of a normal, monogamous, man and wife. It’s that simple. It’s weird that the common groupthink today is that children should be avoided. It’s really sad. So many sex worshippers literally have only that to look forward to. As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD, and enjoy a lifetime with our children and grandchildren.
I solved the sugar dilemma by using date puree for everything. Nature's sweetener packed with antioxidants and fiber. Fruit is actually something we NEED. 👍
GAFFIGANS!!!! My mom is your biggest fan! She has seen all of your episodes about 10 times each! It’s her 60th birthday on Thursday 23 July, please wish her a happy birthday in your next episode! Her name is Joan! Love you guys and stay safe!!!!!!
the way he jokes about his crowded “apartment” I thought they are packed in 2 bedrooms. mate you have 3 different furnished dining areas with a 24 seat dining table like a king )))
Funny! My parents had 5 kids, all close to together like Jim and Jeanine. They would understand what your going through, if they were alive to hear it!
Jim is the funniest guy I know. If I knew I had 10 minutes left on the planet I’d like to go laughing with Jim.
Best comment!
Please please please take me with you. 😂😂😂
hell yeah!! I'm going with you
Jim just makes me happy. That is all.
You and me both sister
amen!
Watched him at Notre dame in 2013. Never realized I was watching one of my future favorite comedians
Yep
I am the youngest of 5 siblings. I am 63 years old. When we were growing up, it was common to have large families. We are blessed....all 5 of us still going strong.
Both my mom and dad had 9 brothers and sisters each. Yup, large families were super common way back then.
DMS But that’s because they needed plenty of back up kids in the days when things like an infected paper cut could kill you.
@@richardvinsen2385 or...no good form of contraception
I’m one of five as well, but we were considered a small family! Both of my aunts had seven. One summer my gramma was sick and my aunt went to nurse her, leaving her kids with us. And then my other aunt got sick and her kids came to us as well! 19 kids under ten years old! Three babies in diapers! All summer! Lol! Best summer ever. I couldn’t understand why my mom was stressed. Lol!
Robert Mechling
That’s true too
I love the jokes about your family. It obvious you're proud of them and you should be. Great kids come from great parenting. Thanks for the laughs today.
He is hilarious. Love him.
5-10 minutes of daily Gaffigan keeps the Covid19 blues away..
Signed, number 7 of 8 kids
How do you know?
@@evanpatterson6998
What do you mean?
i’m 1 of 9
🙌🏻 Yes it does. I can confirm this fact. I’ve been dependent on Jim for the past year. It’s kept me alive. 🙏🏻🥰
Yes. 🙌
“ I killed grandma.” Dude you killed me😂
Grandma? Is that you?
Brilliant!
10/10
When I need to literally laugh out loud, I go Gaffigan. Works every time. 🙏🏻💖
How in the world could you dislike this video it’s absolutely hilarious. Keep them coming Jim.
I love his humor! He’s hysterical 😂😂😂
Thanks Jim Gaffigan for all the laughter & I never once have to wince due to inappropriate language. So cool. So refreshing.
My grandma had 13 children and when people would comment on her family size she would say "... well if your husband was as much fun as mine" lol I miss her, she was an amazing strong woman and believed in being open to life. When she passed she had over 40 grandchildren and many great grandchildren who all respected and loved her, she and my grandfather built a legacy through family. I wish society would respect the choice to have a big family more, it's a wonderful thing when done with love.
Love you and your beautiful country I mean family, Jim. I watched you for many years and laughed my ass off. Howdy from Texas!
As a father of seven, I can relate to everything you just said. Great clip!!
I just love waking up to Jim Gaffigan in the morning.
When I die I want this video played at my Wake so no one will be able to be sad. No one can deliver jokes like you Jim. Thank you for choosing comedy for your career.
I’m from a family of 16. My wife and I had one! We learned!
I'm the youngest of nine. Sadly, five have died. We had great times,tho. You go Jim!I feel children are proof of love.
We LOVE you, Jim!!! And Jeannie, of course. Keep healthy!!! ❣️💝💖
I love this family and am so glad I found this channel. His videos have made me laugh during these grim days. His children are so articulate and well behaved. His wife is also funny. I love the house where they are staying this summer. He is so nice to invite all of us to dinner every night with his family!
Gaffghanistan! Just spit out my coffee. Again.
Jim you are a comedic genius! You make me laugh every time I click one of your videos.
Ron White: My wife says "That dog loves you more than me!" I looked down at the dog & she whispered "I CAN HAVE ALL YOUR BABIES AT THE SAME TIME!"
LOL!!
I like this guy's comedy so much I hear it over and over again - never happened before...
I ❤️ this man.
Jim, you are by FAR, THE BEST Comedian today. Period. Why?? You( and your brilliant secret writing Partner that you just happen to be martied to!) are just Blazing through Simple yet profound LIFE Observations. No need to resort to the crutch of sexual filth and curse words, when you have a tandem of True CREATIVE GENIUS at work.
I can honestly say this: I Love you Jim Gaffigan. Everything that YOU, your Wife, and Kids stand for. I am sure you and your family have challenges and moments of things not being right. You are doing great work with all your being so open with your private life. You are GIVING so much. I feel you are a living testament to more happiness being found in Giving, than in receiving. Those moments of things not being right become less and less( almost non existent even), when you give to the degree that you do!!! Keep Perfecting that Formula of Happiness. You HELP people in ways that you don't even know. Trust me. You have Helped Me!!! Thank you beyond Words.
Brian Regan is just as funny
This 9 minutes was so funny, listened to it twice in a row immediately. Priceless!! 💖👏💖👏💖😘😙
I just discovered your standup a few days ago (live in Thailand) and was blown away. A constant stream of tears from laughter and then re-watch because of that. Hilarious!
Haha! I had to watch this one twice! That cancer bit was too funny. Also, thanks for the Happy Birthday text, Jim. It's been a great day!
Hey Jim: I am so glad you post every day, I look forward to these videos. They really do make my day.
"Is that still going on?" 🤣
Even the guy putting faces on a mountain knew to stop at four.
Because sculpting and parenting are basically the same thing
I mean, they're not as closely related as enjoying stand-up comedy and having the comedic awareness to recognize a joke that directly plays off the routine being commented on, but sure.
Oooh. Good one! ;)
Ok, he shoulde definitely steal this one 😂 kudos
Yeah, so did I! They're all teens! Fun and chaotic
Mr. Gaffigan please, your wife has impeccable taste. She picked you for good reasons. 5 are cutie pies. You are a good person. You entertain us and we love you and your family. Thank you, sir.
so true. i listen to jim gaffigan for therapeutic reasons before I go to bed. i fall asleep so happy and fast!
I’m tenth of twelve. You’re not even half way there yet Jim.😉
That was great. The touchy subject of the devil and cancer was priceless. Mount Rushmore..very current and hilarious
You got me with the Cancer and crabs joke! 😂😂😂😂😂 You're pretty funny when you're putting yourself down! 😜
That's so cute, Jim, that you think you have a big family. :) Love your stuff!
We have 7 kids and my favorite line from an elderly person is, “You know what causes that?” 😶
What?😳
@@brettrobinson2901 A lack of something in his diet, specifically the word "NO" served to him by his wife/girlfriend/partner
Brett Robinson Well, Brett...when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Daniel Parker
Nothing good on TV and no internet.
@@richardvinsen2385 That's when they get the matching shoulder tattoos saying " Wuv you sugahbear? "
I’m the oldest of 5. We had a lot of fun growing up. My husband is second of 6. 😁
I got 5 the youngest is 30, the early years are hard work but having the joy of a great clan is wonderful as you get older.
Note to self: Don't leave peanut butter out.
You guys are such good parents you need at least 3 more kids. Seriously. :)
😂😂😂❤❤❤
Of course Jim would be inside the closest mumbling incoherently to himself and eating ice cream...but everyone has their own coping skills @@MamatripleABargains
The Amish would tell you "five is a nice start, but you should really pick up the pace."
😂😂
This was funny to me! I’m not Amish but I do come from a family of 12 😂
One of the funniest series of jokes I’ve heard from him. Good job, Jim!
Thanks
jimgaffigan Wow! Thanks for responding. Hope you’re doing well.
We had a family of eight and only one small income. People would always ask" How do you feed them?" I always answered " Around a table full of home cooked meals and happy conversation."
You are beautiful...thank you for keeping our babies precious.
Beautiful comment..❤❤
Breastfeeding baby looks at the Dad "What're you gonna do about it?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Jim!!! Look forward to your standup every day!!!!! I'm afraid you're going to run out of videos!
LOVE LOVE LOVE JIM GAFFIGAN❤️ HE IS HYSTERICAL 😂
I grew up with 7 siblings and we were a small family! The farmers in the area had 12-14 kids - little helpers on the farm. :)
Jim G is the best!❤️
This was so freaking funny, I literally had to take a break from laughing so hard!😆🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣 My eyes are watering, saliva coming... sometimes maybe even a little uncomfortably funny.🤷
Definitely send Jim my medical bill because I suffocated laughing at this one.
Funniest man alive! Just what we need....
We had 55 kids on our block. Twelve houses.
You’re awesome, Jim! Thank you for all the laughs… you really are great. You keep me sane.
I have 5 kids & I have this routine memorized 😂😂
He was years ahead on the Mt. Rushmore joke
Le fait est de femme et des autres filles de femme et qui a une bonne nouvelle et qui ne peut être 9mois et la raison pour lesquelles il ne sait rien du monde ou des armes de la femme est un acte d'amour qui a des êtres de femme qui sont dans le pays de dieu qui a une âme de ce qui est une religion et qui ne 7ans est plus une personne et la femme que nous avons vécu avec elle pour nous faire comprendre et
LOVE YOUR BIG FAMILY
Every year when my wife has her annual baby...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Corvo@AZ I think so. I have 4
Great for the planet, thank you !
You’re a absolutely legendary- so clever so funny and clean- that’s premium 👍🙌🏻🙏👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💕
I love your videos. I look forward to the laughs everyday. Keep up the good work. You make my day :D
5 kids! It’s for the perks and all the cookies of course. Seriously, awesome!!!
God has blessed you and your ever loving.
Bless Your Heart!
Funny guy! Like his shows.
This isn't from the _Mr. Universe_ comedy special; Jim only had four kids at the time of the _Mr. Universe_ comedy special. I remember because he opened that special with, "I just became a father for the *fourth* time". This is from _Obsessed:_ the special after _Mr. Universe._
Speaking of being obsessed. This guy, am I right?
JK.
Correct.
@@ascetic3312 --LOL! Very funny, & why I read comments under Gaffigan's videos. He mostly attracts people who have the same sense of humor as me. I must admit that a few of his fans are just a little bit too "NICE"! You know what I mean?
Love ya, Jim. I mean, enough to subscribe...
I love this bit.
Soooo awesome!
This was even more hilarious than usual!
I'm from a family with 6 kids and want at least 5.
Your big family makes it so easy to relate and your definitely my favorite comedian! Hope to see you in Oregon in September!
I'm all for Gaffganistan
I'm a cancer too Jim. Welcome to the club
Jim Gaffigan is an absolute American treasure. We love him. The jokes in this one about the plethora of children are especially endearing to me. It’s true that nowadays five kids smells like Duggar to a lot of people because our post modern society is so 1984.
But in REALITY, children are a heritage of the LORD. They are an absolute blessing, and frankly, one of the best things about the entire human experience. They are the natural product of a normal, monogamous, man and wife. It’s that simple. It’s weird that the common groupthink today is that children should be avoided. It’s really sad. So many sex worshippers literally have only that to look forward to.
As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD, and enjoy a lifetime with our children and grandchildren.
I was number 10 in our family. By the time they got to me, they had to go through all of the children’s names!
Strong material. 😄
God bless this guys humor he is so funny 😂
I vote for five more babies for Jim gaffigan
Me laughing my ass off bc I'm one of ten kids😂😂😂😂
I can really relate to Jim's humor
Eileen Halliwell I like that it’s clean
You make me laugh so hard! What a delight- thank you♡♡♡
I solved the sugar dilemma by using date puree for everything. Nature's sweetener packed with antioxidants and fiber. Fruit is actually something we NEED. 👍
Funnnnn! Some new (to TH-cam) material in this one. Only Jim could pull off jokes about cancer! 🤣😂
GAFFIGANS!!!! My mom is your biggest fan! She has seen all of your episodes about 10 times each! It’s her 60th birthday on Thursday 23 July, please wish her a happy birthday in your next episode! Her name is Joan! Love you guys and stay safe!!!!!!
Hilarious!!! I laughed till I cried. I'm subscribing definetly...and gonna binge watch every video on his channel!
Gaffganistan ! ------------------Love it.-------------------------WolfSky9, 73 y/o
I laughed throughout the whole clip.
Very good of you to make us laugh in this stupid time!
Omg! This comic is Amazing! 🤣
OMG Gafghanistan! 😆🤣😂🤣
I am number 7 of 16 kids. That’s a lot
After the 7th or 8th kid, I think your mother was just showing off.
😲
Your poor mom :-(
Your poor mother. That’s horrible existence of drudgery for her :(
I am the only daughter with 2 brothers. The more the merrier. Would have liked to have had more siblings!
the way he jokes about his crowded “apartment” I thought they are packed in 2 bedrooms. mate you have 3 different furnished dining areas with a 24 seat dining table like a king )))
5 kids! Did you figure out what's causing that yet? 🤣
😒
Love this guy’s humor
Excellent
Awesome as always!
Funny! My parents had 5 kids, all close to together like Jim and Jeanine. They would understand what your going through, if they were alive to hear it!
Family friends have six children. Not Mormon or Catholic.
Jim Gaffigan in his falsetto voice:
“Bet they had their hands full!”
Gaffigan, Brian Regan, George Lopez, Earthquake, George Carlin, Tommy Davidson : my favorite comedians!
Well that was very good! I enjoyed it immensely. This why I subscribe :)
*"Is there gonna be a country called Gaffiganistan?!"* 🤣😂