Fight Your Way Out Of A Jail vs Swim To Shore From Sea | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
This Week We Discuss
Fight Your Way Out Of A Jail vs Swim To Shore From Sea
Travel The World Broke vs Rich & Never Travel
Homeless In Hawaii vs Jail In Alaska
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Pat’s finally on time & Meg finally tied the knot! Won’t he do it! 😩🤣👏🏾
Forreal !😂😂😂
Yes he will
😩😫😄😆😅😂🤣
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🗣️Lady's an gentleman MEG HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN SCOOPED!!! 🤣🤣🤣✊👏👏👏
The Stevie Wonder playing at her wedding joke still gets me 🤣
she said a couple weeks ago in the comments that she was already married. im surprised no one really saw it
I thought she was just cappin for the comments but I was proven wrong! Lol
Finally
@@Yurrr823 lowkey same. i was like nah she lyin lol
"Nobody cares If Meg gets married. The jokes are just going to change to. He ain't happy" - KevonStage
I’m remember that but I can’t remember the episode😂😂
We need an in studio episode with Kev to congratulate Meg 😂🎉😂🎉
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, for as long n much as he roasted her for not being married 👰
a public apology 💀 even though he's gonna say Stevie Wonder was the wedding singer
@@mochagawd 🤣🤣🤣
Start the petition!
I love how this is episode 14,567 and Tahir still comes up with the details of the choices on the fly 😂
Right?? I was like an hour away by boat or plane is hella far away!!! Who is swimming that and surviving?!? Damn
“I can teach laser tag in a pinch” is funny AF! Pat always gets me with the side jokes.
Kev just threw out his Meg not married joke book 📙 in disgust
😂😂😂
And Meg still got her Kev got a coochie joke holding strong
he can still make the jokes, it just won’t be true anymore.
Prove it 😂😂😂😂😂
Kev will be scrounging every landfill in Cali when Meg gets divorced!
Side note: I really liked Tahir's marriage advice to Meg 👏🏿
"It's a beautifulllll morninnnn'!!!" Gonna be singing that all day now 😂
Congrats Megscoop!
"I was about to squeeze but I remembered I squooze yesterday🧐🧐🧐" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pat be hilarious!! 😂😂
Congratulations on the Elopement Meg.
"We ain't getting any younger. We might as well do it"
We could call the dolphin documentary “Fin’na Fuck“ 😂😂😂 😂 😂
LOL god no 😂
I thought for sure she was about to say she was pregnant again. Congrats Meg Scoop! 🎉
Me too😂
I thought so too initially lol
Jaz has a lot of material for a new compilation on this episode alone lol!!!!
Squoze took me out 🤣🤣
Pat running towards "uncomfortable conversations" 😭🤣😭
Tahir dropped a pretty solid marriage gem in the beginning
“What if you squeeze last week? That’s SQUOOZED”😭😭
Tahir is the friend that will keep showing you videos on his phone and when you think he’s done, he’ll pull up another one 😂
Also I agree with CP. SQUOZE should be a word
Lmao that’s what aunties be doing
@@jaealxndr yep 😂
Sht guess who controls what words are... ppl so if you want it to be one so be it.
That fact Pat's fully focus on swimming to safety instead of fighting is a testimony that he's more afraid of jail than the sea 😂😂😂
I'm sure Pat is self-aware enough to know that he'd be prime bussy in jail
I thought Meg was gonna announce baby number 3.
I did too
🎉 Congratulations Meg!!! 🎉
All jokes aside, Great advice Tahir! You be dropping some real genuine brotherly gems to the ladies. I appreciate that 👌🏾
I agree!
CP made a word completely up and slid it in so comfortable like LOL.. “y’all see how the alligator squooze through the fence..” 😂😂😂
😂😂
Being in the Midwest, I have def used squooz before 😂
@@nettaleanne I'm in rural VA and 53 yo I've been saying squooze since I was a teen lol
I’m from cleveland and we def be saying squooze
😂😂😂😂
Yay! Patrick is not late this time! 😂😂😂
10:33 the look on all of their faces when she makes her announcement. They were genuinely surprised.
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Look at pat on time!!! 😂🤣 much love pat
😂😂😂
Lol my parents do matching outfits very consistently. They have been married 40+ years. I have always thought it was cute.
You aren’t a real gamer if you never had to write down the cheats 🤣💪🏾 also congratulations Meg
Big facts!!!😂😂
Especially in GTA, that was the last of cheat codes but the goat of cheat codes that made you pause and practice cause as soon as you unpause the wanted level is already 5 stars so you gotta be ready 😂😂
💯💯💯
@@drebone1986 still remember the weapons cheat till this day 🤣
❤When Squadd Cast uploaded, I was like : WELL ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNINNNNNNG😅😅😂😂
Matrimony Meg is the new nickname 🙌🏾
Pat already got that look. "ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNINGG!! "
First of all CP they had girly Girbaud jeans. I worked in an urban clothing store in high school from 2000-2004 and I stayed fresh and had that Iceberg 😂❤ And congratulations MegScoop on the marriage! 🎉
11:20 the baby laughing 😂
I know Kev mad he can't make anymore married jokes for Meg 😂😆
I challenge yall to not be freaky as hell for just one episode😒😭
You basically just challenging Tahir 😂
20:51 We have officially reached a place of no return ladies & gentlemen.. this podcast is off the damn rails! 😂😂😂
CP's explanation of the bar drink determining if a female is ugly or not sounds like it should be a Black Mirror episode 😂😂
Yoooo I’ve rewatched that “Surf & Turf” line so many times. Y’all so funny man. I love the OG squadd. 🤣😂
“What if you squeezed like last week? That’s squozed!!” 😂😂😂
Yooooooooo CP just made me LOL at work "It's a Beautiful morning."
I feel like the jokes and this one was so genuine and I'm just crying laughing. I love the show so much. I appreciate you guys❤
"But you ain't got a wedding" - Kev probably 🤣🤣🤣
Hey yall hey🎉🎉🎉. Not Meg asking for advice/encouragement when you 2 babies in y'all been together forever!😅😂 lol congrats 🎉
Congratulations Megan!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
Look who's finally on time
Thank yall for this show. It helps me when I'm feeling down.
Same . Love and light to you ❤
PAT IS ON TIME!!
"People who know maps would get it" Lmfaaaaaoooo😭😭😭😭
Shoutouts to Meg knowing the Konami code. Warms my nerdy heart
Said the same thing!!😂
Wow just had a flashback
With Meg finally getting married I fell like Kev and Tahir gonna need a new angle of jokes now.
CP IS HILLARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂
Yooooo Tahir’s advice around the 13 min mark!!! That’s the good fucking word right there!!! I’m screen recording and sending to my girl… this is suchhhhh good advice and one healthy relationships will recognize. My man! Tahir dropped a knowledge bomb on us.. hope you were paying attention! 🖤🖤🖤
*homeless voice*
“It’s a beautifuuuul moooorning!” 😂
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END UP PERVERTED. I LOVE IT 😂😂😂😂😭
"They brought out the glizzeys wit sparklers" 😭😭😭😭💀
Congrats Meg. Tahir and Kev can’t shit on you no more
There’s always a way
He still aint smiling tho ifykyk
Yes they can. "Took you LONG enough!" Lol.
I know they will can’t get on her about not being married any more now them linebacker shoulders are always in play
@@kirkiedakingpinthe shoulder jokes stopped being funny years ago
CP’s mind/thought process is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My wife said "I know I earned that position, to play that position." Couch call me in 😂
Stevie Wonder is somewhere like, "I seen her wedding 2 years ago."
watch ya mouth
The last thing I ever wanted to imagine.... Chinese finger trap dolphin 🤣🤣🤣
I used to rip the pages out the magazines 😂😂😂
Kevin needed to be on this episode 😂 Meg finally married!
Congratulations Meg!! 🎉
Congrats 2 MegScoop!! I bet she jumped the broom with a karate kick😊😅😂😂
She broke the 🧹 over her shoulders
😅😅 WHEN CP said he will cuff his feet!!!!! OMG!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Meg finally married after 12 years of squadd cast!?!?!? Congratulations!!! I wish kev was on this episode
18:51 CP's face I'm crying😭
Meeeg! Yes Please make sure you have a big wedding one day. Yes first year anniversary or reception - something! Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 yaaaaaay
Congratulations Meg!! Kev can't crack unmarried jokes anymore! 🎊🎉💐😂
“What if you squeezed a lo….. what if you squeezed a long time ago!!? What if you squeezed like last week?!? That’s SQUOZED!!”
😂😂😂😂😂
Tahir really have fantastic advice.
Freeze;Froze. Squeeze;Sqoze. Adds up. This ep was hella funny😂😂
next up we gotta do sneeze > snoze
They saw the drink was milk is so funny! LOL
If these were filmed a week before, me and Meg got married around the same time! 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
And we plan on doing something for our 1st anniversary too!
Congratulations!!!!!
MEG FINALLY DID THE THING!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Ok ladies!! Y’all out here looking all cute!!! Good morning everyone 😊
CONGRATULATIONS, MEG! So happy for you!! We love you! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Tahir gave a whole wedding toast ainna😂
Tahir gave Meg some great advice
Squoze is definitely a word. You're not wrong. CP
😂😂😂That Merman-meat was HELLA AYYYOOOO!!!
Congratulations Meg!! Game Genie was the truth!
Back then, there was this dude that had an MK note book - dude drew the characters and their moves like a magazine. It was dope
Meg is glowing...CONGRATULATIONS !🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊
Tahir, that was excellent marriage advice
Loulous said "hold onnnn" 😂😂😂
Congratulations Meg!!! Also Tahir got a lot Jeeelllllllyyyyy
Tahir likes to make the scenarios better for the side he wants to win LOL
I never wanted to be rich for me, I wanted to be rich so my family would be straight and we don't have to suffer just trying to live so I'd rather be at home rich than anywhere broke forever and 75 miles I can definitely make that work
10:23 The most genuine reaction goes to Tahir 🎉
I knew everybody was going to be mad they weren’t invited to Meg’s wedding 😂😂😂
the same reaction when she announced her first pregnancy😂
They just wanted proof 😂😂
Congrats Meg!!! 🎉🎊🍾👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Squoze is apparently the most common of a number of dialectal variants of the past tense of squeeze. It is attested in both British and American dialect: The OED Supplement shows it in American English since 1844. squoze 'n froze. Squoze is commonly used when the object of the verb is a squeeze.
Interesting
ohhh freeze > froze! i was wondering where i heard that conjugation before! next up gonna be sneeze > snoze 😂
Kev holding his head in agony as he struggles to find more Meg jokes now.
Id fight my way out of jail as long as I have the skillset of the main character from The Raid
Best way to start a Monday 💪
42:20
CP might be on to something. Ladies take the advice😂😂
EYES MURRIED NOW! Congrats Meg
Meg has to keep that marriage on retainer for 90 days before the jokes go away 😂 lol but I’m glad she’s married! Now nobody can tell her 💩 Congrats Meg!
This was such a good episode 😂
Congratulations Meg 🎉🎉💕💕