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- Four close man friends gather around to age.
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You guys should get Bill Burr. He mentions all the time that young comedians should be more risky and shocking. Would love to see how he gets on with the Official boyz
Yes!!
More risky and shocking? Sounds rather stupid.
Get tom segura, theo vonn, chris delano, or even andrew santino
@@maschaorsomething I don't think it's stupid, it's just like doing anything else risky. Bigger risk, bigger pay off.
@@maschaorsomething How so? What Bill means is that not enough young comedians are willing to push boundaries and make their audience uncomfortable- something the Official boys clearly have no problem with.
anyone else just *know* an ad is coming just from their tone of voice?
Yes yes yes
Yup
HAHAHAHA the way Kaya always sounds extra mad HAHAHAHA
Im trained pavlovian
My favorite thing about this episode is jackson accidentally discovering quantum immortality and the other hosts making fun of him for it
Betty White is my favorite goldie oldie still alive Bea Arthur is my favorite dead one.
stop hating me on my channel
Rip
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS Do you like freedom ?
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS en 😅
My favorite elderly person is that grandma that plays Elder Scrolls... I really hope she’s alive still, and if she passes, hopefully she rests easy
That's very sweet of you.
She died
PizzaFlip
What?!
@@oldwestern123 shes still alive
I think Charlie pulls the snapback off flawlessly
To this day
Gold for the bold
_and the old..._
Thank god you only got 20 likes.
58:20 Jay Garrick what was the first flash (1939-40) and predates the whizzer (1941) Charlie and flash didn't rip him off kaya. 👺
Edit: I fixed the time on here.
46:00
Not true, the heat death just means that the universe will reach an equilibrium in its energy. Everything will be the same temperature. It does not mean that celestial bodies will cease to exist. Stars may die out and whatnot, but planets will still exist.
Actually, no, since they would have velocity and potential energy, or even in their composition, the inequities can form energy. Heat death of the universe is after all blackholes radiate away
legend has it, Araki was listening to this very podcast when he was writing the endings to JoJo parts 2 and 6.
Old, but gold
Why bother commenting if its just going to be nothing?
@ajms medina its quite self-evident that Christopher likes Deltarune and Undertale.
You know that time of day when you go to the shops
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Walking around and you notice alot of old people are doing their shopping around the same time of day lol
I nicknamed the time Golden hour.
My grandpa used to tell me how much he loved the store Golden Oldies when ever a commercial for it came up. I remember I asked him if he has been there, and he said "No, I just like the name."
That's really sad and you've ruined my night
After not listening to a podcast for like 2 months of feels just so nice and comforting to listen to a podcast at night before k sleep. Love you guys
Is that the guy from the Apex legends tournament?
yup
ha😐
This podcast so deep people in the future would take notes
Jackson literally figured out quantum immortality
This is the first podcast I have ever listened too, and I have to say it was not as boring as I expected a podcast to be.
The fear that death is like spending an eternity in a dark void is so typical. If you cease to exist, it would feel the same way as you felt before being born.
Which wasn’t felt. You can’t conceive to experience non existence, because you’ve never NOT existed. You and no one else knows or grasps non existence until we “experience” it.
Never expected these guests.
Good morrow to you sir Banana
Hey! Get out of here sir banana! You basic ass bitch!
Why would you ever want gold? It makes the worst armor and tools in Minecraft.
Day 104 of supporting Legatus in getting Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga
day 105 jesus christ and say veni vedi vici
DONT DISLIKE MY VIDEOS But Legatus is yet to conquer his noble goal, so nah?
I support your efforts too
Yessssss
Inb4 the holy number of Master Chief. Gonk.
Gonk Droid Touchdown! Hit it, Marines!
Gonk
50:20
When Charlie said "kingdom Hearts" I fucking LOST it. XD
Happy belated Bonusversity👌🏽
The university of bonuses??
No actual grannies *DISLIKE*
Jackson's been editing something out at 17:23 🤔
This is so fucking old lmao but I bet they were just waiting for Andrew to come back
@@hankstrickler9882 youre right im slow
Can you guys get psychicpebbles on again? it was a godly episode last time
Anyone else only watch the podcasts that don't have a guest? Honestly, the podcasts with just the four are way better.
Ever since i caught up from episode 1 last week, it feels like years for another podcast.
I started on episode 1 about 2 weeks ago while I'm at work and I'm dreading the day I catch up
You guys should get Ricky Berwick on the podcast that would be interesting
I'm hooked on this stop making such good content please I haven't eaten in weeks
Whenever there is an episode with just the boys, I get some chips, get a drink, and get ready for some fuckin *moist* content.
Day 128 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.
You will fail and when you fail it shall be the year 20XX
Don't stop believin'
You think he can make it a year?
Day 6 of telling legatus to keep fighting the good fight
If he doesn't moist meter it by day 420 may the Lego gods help us all
As someone who owned _Chakan: The Forever Man_ as a kid I can confirm that immortality is a bad idea
There is no highest number. Infinity + Infinity is 2*Infinity, which is less than 3*Infinity. You could raise Infinity to the Infinity exponent, but that's less than if you rose THAT to the infinity power. You can keep going forever.
Mathematically there is no highest number. Also Infinity IS mathematically considered to be less than 2*Infinity. They're both considered infinity, but one is rising towards infinity at a higher rate than the other. It sounds stupid, but it actually does end up mattering depending on the application.
Hmmm. Epicc
I thought there was only one infinity enchantment for bows
@@jacoblindstrom1733 I actually rolled my eyes reading that
No, infinty =2*infinity, proven by bijection
Lol. You guys inadvertently summarized the plot of Jet Li's The One.
This is a really deep podcast I like it, even tho its old
It should be called teethpaste, do you agree?
@stockart whiteman I am spreading the truth at least.
imgur.com/h3QkCpN
Teethbrush
Just call it mouthpaste
Bricks wall?
Get General Sam on the podcast.
golden girls was my favorite show as a child and im from germany
How do you do, fellow kids.
There's this great episode of the Animated Justice League show where superman get's teleported to a time after humanity dies and he works together with Vandal Savage to restore himself to the past so the human race could live on so Vandal Savage could continue have fun
I think about time and death a lot. I often think that we are just doing what we can to past the time away until we die. It's like waiting in line but the line is interactive.
bruh
U would just go insane if u live that long and start seeing people, so your never truly lonely
Holding the Jumbotron hostage is a golden oldie
49:56 hearing kaya say that in the middle of me freaking out grounded me HAHAHAH
If everyone on the podcast is immortal, then there would be an eternal The Official Podcast.
Just listened to the whole thing
Week by week! You guys always deliver!!
when they asked about what sci-fi thing come to reality they’d like to see, I immediately thought to myself “Mechs!!”
This one got deep
A SnapBack isn’t a hat you wear backwards, it’s called a SnapBack because of the way you can adjust the size
I would pick 17
Just wanna throw in my two cents here, from what i have learned, there are several theories for the future of the universe, one is the heat death that you guys talked about, another one is where the universe will keep expanding, becoming colder and colder. Then there is something called "The big rip" I think, where they talk about how the universe will expand until the fabrics of the universe will rip itself apart. I'm not the most reliable source so I will link some Wikipedia articles:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bounce
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Crunch
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rip
Jessica Jones is a good show! You need to watch it! Remember you hated Daredevil, and now you like it. Give Jessica Jones a try. The reason the whizzer is the way he is, is because the show makes fun of comic book culture. They are laughing at a shit character, and the neckbeard stereotype of comicbook readers. The show also makes fun of how silly superhero names are. At one point Jessica’s adopted sister Trish suggests the name Jewel (Jessica’s name from the comics) the music swells, and Jessica laughs and tells her to STFU. Also, Charlie, the reason why it zooms in on the “box of dirt” is because that box contains her families ashes. It has a great villain, and the show is really good. Fuck iron fist though.
Context behind the jessica jones thing: the whizzer was made a fat neckbeard on purpose so jessica wouldn't take him seriously, as he appeared to be just some paranoid nerd worried that the government would come after him for his powers. After jessica refuses to help him, he flips his shit and that "box of dirt" was the ashes of one of Jessica's family members that died in a car accident and that's why the scene in which it was spilled was so dramatic
Vein and arteries are switched in polmonary circulation because the arteries are the ones that bring oxigen rich blood, and veins come back oxigen rich from the lungs. The definition is still the same
Also ipo/hyper and all other prefix are from Greek and Latin roots
Pretty sure the whole thing with Marcus Aurelius is that since we know everything will end we should make most of what we have and not let certain things and emotions stop us from achieving our goals, nothing edgy with that.
Arteries are blood vessels that carry blood away from the heart. Veins carry blood towards the heart.
The difference between arteries and veins is not that they carry oxygenated and deoxygenated blood, the difference is the pressure at which they transport blood. Arteries transport blood at higher pressure, so they have thicker walls. Veins transport blood at low pressure, so they have valves to prevent backflow.
What if you are stuck with immortal Alzheimer’s?
Next time you should talk about Honey, a dolphin who has been abandoned in a Japanese zoo for over a year now. There are also penguins and reptiles trapped there. Kaya, animal loving Kaya, please help this animal.
38:17 Jesus fuck i legit thought i was the only one who felt that way, I thought i was legitimately going insane
fun fact: Whizzer was played by Lester from gta 5
Till this day Critikal and the boys are the only people I've truly laughed at in a comedic sense. You guys fucking rock
>"jurbur furnishur"
Fuckin' nailed it, Andrew. Godspeed.
"I get my bib, I get my spoon and fork, and I wanna eat ass." -Kaya 2019
Andrew was speaking some scary facts
Andrew 100% gambled on a fart and shat himself and had to quickly sort it out
Can we get an F for Reggie
I paused the podcast yesterday and came I turned it back on at 40:48 imagine my suprise
The only Golden Oldie is a certain bird named "Nina Hartley" 😤😤😤😤😤
I WAS SO MAD ABOUT TUMBLRS PORN BAN!!!
Don't worry, my man, we still have DeviantArt
And they still haven't even gotten rid of half the porn on the site
And at exactly 57:12 Andrew predicted the Metaverse.
Immortality doesn't mean invulnerability. When the universe goes, so do you. There is literally no downside to immortality. Except getting caught and being put in a torture dungeon.
But what they're talking about is absolute immortality; the inability to die by any means. That's the reason they disagree.
Fourth time of me saying the intro music sounds better in 1.5 speed
Haha, what's beyond infinity? Step one is ordinals
Math student here, infinity is not a number...
As a matter of measure infinity plus one is also infinity, but infinity in the power of itself is actually greater :P
48:30 isn't there a movie called "The One" where the protagonist is becoming stronger because another version of him is killing all of the other versions of themselves in the multiverse?
The Olden Goldies
Daniel Sambar wtf I see you everywhere
Are you battling Justin y??
he may be shitting on him because he knows he won't reply
Contrarian - nah, i see the replies. I just choose not to answer to ding dongs.
@@DRAGONplaysmetro its bullshit garbage he spews out. Nothing worthwhile of anyone to ever read ever. EDIT: Definitely fucking trying to tell it to his face. I definitely try to tell any commenter exactly like Daniel to stop commenting shit.
Jose Castillo the only person spewing out bullshit garbage is you. Let this guy do what he wants, mind your damn business, and let go. He wasn’t harming anyone for you to go at him like that
I'm 18 and I too get that impending extisential dread of the onward march of time
Why dont any of the links in description work?
You guys didn't realize this but you broke time into 3 fractures when you spoke of lucid dreaming a new universe. It made me have a theory. So I did shrooms and lucid dreamed and i waited an enterninty just to come back here and say you guys were right except everything's one way. Nothing ends.
The official boys getting existential.
16:30 With pulmonary arteries and veins they don't really switch names, you see arteries still leave the heart and veins enter the heart, but it's the content that's reversed ( oxygenated / desoxygenated blood).
Does anyone actually wear a snapback backwards though? I always see them worn forwards.
They are the new Vsauce
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TWO UPLOADS IN ONE WEEK WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
I love how it went from problems with masturbation to time fleeting away
They should have shirley Curie on
You know how much I would like John Wolfe to be on the podcast. The potential conversations are so endless
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- Slipperywizard - fuck
"A real life Jump Force."
I'm pretty sure he said he wanted something INTERESTING to do if he was immortal.
I am so fucking proud of you guys for knowing what hypo and hyper are
I only wear hats backwards when it benefits me like if it’s hot and I don’t wanna stain the bill of the hat or when I’m doing something outside and I need to see better
Goldie oldies sound official
So is Charlie referring to the typical idea of arteries carrying oxygenated blood and veins carrying spent blood? Since, as far as I'm aware, the convention is that arteries carry blood away from the heart and veins return blood to the heart; thus the pulmonary artery carries spent blood to the lungs and the pulmonary vein carries freshly-oxygenated blood to the heart
You guys should get Gullyboy on this podcast
Love.