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@@cforchex I usually detest the liberal panic at every election but they actually have a point this time. The Supreme Court’s overturning of The Chevron Doctrine in combination with the aims of Project 2025….conservatives being in power atm is especially dangerous for the future of the country
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A really good reason is to make sure Trump never comes back, and also making Hillary mad.
"You did very good, you answered every question." Sounds so much like praising a little kid and he smiling to the praise is also like a little kid being happy because his parents praised him lol
And she even advised to him to restore Obamaca.. i mean, Patriot Care in the next video i wish it could be real but JD just love her sense of humor i reckon, not actually agree with her on any political issues. Did Shoe said something about pulling out of Ukraine? This would be a single thing they agree on
@@stimpsonjcat67 I've heard the reason they got rid of those was because of lawsuits. Kids just keep figuring out ways to injure themselves and get McDonald's into all kinds of legal trouble. Plus, considering the skeleton crews they got nowadays, those playgrounds would be insanely filthy. You'd probably step on a needle playing in there.
You got me at the pizza hut cups and then universal guns had me donating and then make McDonald's colorful again radicalized me. Well done. Best political speech I've ever heard.
"we become totally unhinged if trump isn't elected" than panning out to show a bull dog sitting on a couch staring blankly right next to the speaker talking to a crowd made me die laughing
Who better to plant than a cute Canadian Scene Chic? I would certainly welcome her to the Company, lol! Pregerz or not, nice eye candy changing toner, I suspect!
@@PariahThistledowne nah they would get too jealous at the fact she's preggers and not from fucking them. They really do be weird that way sometimes...
JD Vance is technically a millennial and part of her audience. He probably grew up watching her and her political opinions ebb and flow like many of us. I voted for Obama, twice. I voted for Trump twice. I don't know WHAT THE FUCK I'm gonna do this time.
@@non-applicable3548 it's funny though because of all the accusations that she is a right wing plant. as for voting this year just write in Ronald Mcdonald because the last 2 and this one have been a circus and like fast food no matter who wins it's bad for us.
As someone who worked in close protection (not for US Presidents) there would (or should) have been an open channel between Secret Service and the Police. The moment someone told a police officer that there was someone on a roof "Shooter on the roof!" should be on the comms immediately before anyone went to check; that way the Secret Service could have done a 'tuck & turn' within seconds and kept Trump covered until the call had been checked. I'm not American so I can't suggest this attempt was 'facilitated' but if it wasn't, there is absolute rank incompetency of the police and secret service who planned the rally cover.
It's been confirmed that local police did infact notify secret service immediately. Secret service did nothing for about 10 minutes after being notified ..very strange
The best way to cover up an actual conspiracy is to invent and spread your own conspiracy theories to poison the well. The Roswell thing was invented to confuse people about what was happening at Area 51. They just tested secret technology there, like the SR-71. No, they didn't have aliens.
Becoming a parent literally rewires how you think. Sometimes for the worst but majority the better. Seeing the world differently is absolutely normal. You're gonna do amazing as a mom. Best wishes.
It's unbelievable to say, but we need to bring back the mores of the 90's. In comparison they were so much more sane. Woke was but little perceived back then, but was already creeping about.
@@129jasper1 Both parties used to hate Russia back then, and authoritarian tendencies did not exist nearly to the extent they are now. We have some legit monarchists in government, Peter Thiel affiliated. 4chan has entered politics. I'm more worried about them than woke people, who are usually just obnoxious and young. They don't handwring about demographic collapse and propose abolishing condoms to restore christian morality.
It has been 20 years since I have commented on a video and I wanted to say, it's refreshing to see a girl like this who is a critical thinker, logical, and seems to have an unshakable character. I enjoy the videos because of the banter. Thank you for the comic relief.
@Tormanoid She jokes around a lot, but is still all those things. Don't confuse an utter lack of pretentious eloquence for her not having an insightful, discerning and rational mind;-)
She was obviously joking about deporting Greeks! Didn't you pay attention? She gave away the whole code elsewhere in the same video: everything she says that you disagree with is a joke.
@@jeremykraenzlein5975 Thank you for that clarification, but thankfully as a sh0e viewer I can tell when she s being sarcastic (I hope 😏). I just responded to sarcasm with sarcasm as normal people do to have a good laugh.
@@anthonynielsen3867 I was trying to be humorous as well, sarcastically suggesting that you needed her decoder to tell when she was joking. Humor apparently doesn't always translate across text messages.
"We asked three people who've never won an presidential election how to win a presidential election." Genius. Congrats on having a son. He'll be a good little infantryman when WWIII breaks out.
Well yea.....the democrats only know how to be "the opposition" because it let's them rake in endless sums of ghost money they never have to do anything to earn. What reason would they have to actually win?
Here in Britain there's a woman who claims to foretell the future by means of asparagus. She predicted that Keir Starmer wouldn't be Labour leader by the time election day came, so her record's not great.
How to be a fortune teller: 1. make loads of predictions all over the place 2. "see i was right that one time" 3. Ignore the failure rate that's worse than chance
😂you say that as if it is a good thing, choosing people based on gender or race instead of direct skills is unfair, racist, and sexist all at once. Everything you guys claim to “care” so much about. Also the democrats view on DEI and trans surgery for children are by far the biggest issues driving your voters away, so maybe drop the dumbass views and you would actually win.
@@austinpowers6260if companies keep hiring black people it will literally be 1984, we will all be living in communes and eating our own shit for breakfast lunch and dinner
I literally screamed “yay!” when you said you had a baby. Congratulations! I am so happy for you! Don’t know you and we have some (but not all) divergent opinions, but I am legitimately happy for you both (all 3 actually).
I dont support government granted Big tiddy goth gfs. I had to work hard for years and at my own expense to get my big tiddy goth gf. Why should someone just come in behind me and get one for free? Its unfair! Is the government gonna repay me for all the Hot Topic purchases I had to make to earn mine?
What's hilarious is that fireman who died where everybody peretends he was a hero protecting his family when in fact there is video footage of him standing up still filming Trump with his phone after the first wave of bullets. The gaslighting has got to stop.
I'm a retired private armed guard. Trump has lost the support of his staff and they would rather see him gone. That's the only thing I can think of that explains what happened. It had to be willful incompetence.
My husband laughed at the debate because Trump remained subdued and moved right along with things, until Biden dared to suggest that he was the better golfer. Then THAT was a step too far. We clearly need a man who can wander around on a giant lawn and hit a tiny ball with a stick better than the other guy.
How else are you supposed to gain political favor, if not by hanging out with a bunch of insufferable rich jerks on a golf course? So insulting his golf skills really is what matters in the election
As a person who uses to golf competitively in highschool. That shit is very skillful. If Trump is as good as he says he is at his age. Then he actually has something to be proud of.
The way the chick mentioned to Biden that he answered every question and then followed up with "What did Trump do? LIE!" Felt like a kid's show, and the chick talking about white women using their privilege to make change and using their "listening ears" screams kindergarten, and I hate it.
The lady actually screamed overt racism to me. "Don't correct BIPOC women, their fragile, colored, feminine psyches can't handle being disagreed with."
Says Trump after he prevented a bi partisan immigration billed written by a Republican senator to be passed so he could run on that issue instead of fixing it. That's the real joke.
Its hard to find other people that occupy this same weird in-between space on the spectrum of political fuckery, but I feel at least mildly understood watching you. Then you're drinking the same monster in my hand. 😂
Yeah pretty much. Either we get sent to WW3 with Kamala or See the outburst of insane people losing it with Trump. Either way, it’s gonna be a nightmare for the next 4 years
Facts. If Trump does win, people are gonna be pretty disappointed after 6-12 months while things are still getting worse (cause it's gonna take an awful lot to hit the breaks on this runaway trainwreck).
i don't think I'll ever get tired of the "do not come. do not come." "I'm GONNA COME" also congratulations on the baby! thats so exciting. being a parent is the best
That last bit of clips made me laugh so hard.. do not come. Im gonna come.. i wonder how many messed up conversation you could make politicians have by doing that
The Shoe New Deal had me at universal guns, but the other ones got me on the campaign trail. For the little one, consider small block shapes to play with, like tetriminos from Tetris, the hit game of all time.
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How does it say 2 seconds ago but I se 4 hr ago😂
❤ still love you lil squirrel 🐿️😊
Thanks mom 👍
Thanks for the plug mr president
Congratulations
“If I ever get pregnant, you guys are just going to have to assume I’m eating good” man she was really foreshadowing it for us
🍟🍔🍔🍱&😩 and that she wz
Definitely, she posted that video roughly 9 months before this one
True that
“If there’s any reason to vote for Kamala, it’s just to make Hillary extremely mad.” Is probably the best campaign slogan yet.
Yeah but Hillary had a smear campaign for decades
that's the only reason and it's still not incentive enough
Watch Shoe give Kamala's campaign the line it needs to win.
@@cforchex I usually detest the liberal panic at every election but they actually have a point this time. The Supreme Court’s overturning of The Chevron Doctrine in combination with the aims of Project 2025….conservatives being in power atm is especially dangerous for the future of the country
A really good reason is to make sure Trump never comes back, and also making Hillary mad.
The only reason America is in shambles is because Shoe hasnt uploaded a Hell World in 2 years
Obly
@@Rosa-lv8ywwho dat?
@@achannel3295 The joke is that hell word is every day all day.
@@fancygiraffe3340 oh
FAKTZ
"Government sponsored Big Tiddie Goth Girlfriends" Take my vote!
I'm ready to scratch her name in my local ballots, come election time. 😆
Looks like we finally have a third party worth voting for
@@BluntlyBean what are the other two?
@@WolfishSnore big-arm boyfriends, and naughty butt nice wives 😊
💰💰💰
As a Greek, I feel deported.
yeah go back to your beautiful beaches, olives, feta, souvlaki...can i come too?
@herbertwalter8693 Yeah, come over! We have Tzatziki too.
disaported
@@justwatchunlimitedbladewor777Don't forget Sahlab! 🤤
Not to worry, bud. I occasionally sleep in jeans. I shudder to think what's going to happen to us.
having a baby and retiring. Shoe has become a trad wife
I'm so proud of her. 😂
You mean she found several forms or personsl wholesome happiness?
Love to see it.
I just realized your comment says 3 hours ago, but the video was posted 20 minutes ago
Like she always wanted :,D
"do not come." " I'm gonna come" best part ever
This Is Important
Coming for Trump 🤣
She cut out the moan trump does :(
Died laughing at this part XD
Needs to be a reaction gif
Shoe/June, you need to revisit this video. Aged _extremely_ well. Some might say _suspiciously_ well.
She was right the whoooole time!!!
Not suspicious, she just has a working brain.
She has been Vance's assistant the whole time XD
“Everything I say is a joke unless you agree with it, then I’m serious”
I love this woman😂😂😂
Yo women your 🔥
Did you just assume her- I mean, uh...
Political satire beautifully summarized.
@@nickcunningham6344 what u mean
In fairness, this strategy has been working brilliantly for Trump so far.
There is a chance JD Vance is watching this video right now. Hi JD.
Peter Thiel does all of J.D.'s thinking for him. Ok, maybe not all of it but at least 62%
Probably not, dude's too busy with couches
Thiel funds his campaign, Moldbug does the thinking.
He could be any one of us....
He could be anyone of us. He could be you. He could be me! He could even be...
1963 had Lee Harvey Oswald
2024 had Ree Tardy Oswald
Jesus that got a real laugh out of me
Bruh had a decent AR
and a 6x couldn’t hit 5 shots
Panther arms DPMS is a shitty ar and he had a unmagnified optic. He was the patsey.@@crimzonempire4677
Ree Tardy Auswald
@@crimzonempire4677He had a cheap AR and a red dot with no magnification, what do you mean?
“Being racist saved his life” HAHAHAHHA IM SO DEAD
"You did very good, you answered every question." Sounds so much like praising a little kid and he smiling to the praise is also like a little kid being happy because his parents praised him lol
He looked like he had no idea who was the nice lady addressing him.
for taking a doo doo
Or a dog. "Who's a good boy?"
Poor Joe, he doesnt deserve the treatment they gave him
or a puppet
"Who do you think is going to win?" The beurocrats. They haven't lost yet.
yes to this
I dunno, I think maybe since the Chevron deference ruling they may have missed their shot by about an ear.
Don't worry we dodged a bullet
Israel wins every single time
The bureaucrats or the beerocrats?
Babe, wake up. Shoe0nHead tradwife season just dropped
How do you know if she’s a tradwife?
Shoe0nHead and PewDiePie both got the good ending
@@SpaceC4se for real though, they won at life
@@SpaceC4se they finished the main story and are pacing thru the side quests 🥹
@@paes_3107Bold of you to assume parenting is a sidequest and not a pathline of the main story
Since Vance is in, I guess this means Shoe technically is a political advisor by proxy.
And she even advised to him to restore Obamaca.. i mean, Patriot Care in the next video
i wish it could be real but JD just love her sense of humor i reckon, not actually agree with her on any political issues. Did Shoe said something about pulling out of Ukraine? This would be a single thing they agree on
" Do not come"
' I'm gonna come"
That was the best laugh I have had this whole election season. 😂
The word is misspelled tho.
Are people just discovering it lol, it’s been around for years
Aight, that "make McDonald's colourful again" slogan really gets me
And when we say “colorful”, we don’t mean the “I’m lovin it” stuff
and bring back the damn playgrounds!
...and bring back Mayor McCheese and the Grimace.
@@stimpsonjcat67 I've heard the reason they got rid of those was because of lawsuits. Kids just keep figuring out ways to injure themselves and get McDonald's into all kinds of legal trouble. Plus, considering the skeleton crews they got nowadays, those playgrounds would be insanely filthy. You'd probably step on a needle playing in there.
Brutalist Fast Food is more honest. McD's is POISON...all of them are.
You got me at the pizza hut cups and then universal guns had me donating and then make McDonald's colorful again radicalized me. Well done. Best political speech I've ever heard.
Excellent VP pick tho.
Insinuate herself onto the ticket as the vp candidare then 25th. "It's a soft coup."
Retarded huh?🎉😂❤
She knows what the people want.
So are you a mcpublican or a mclibtard? lol
"oh yeah, he's winning" indeed he did, bigly.
6:51
"Everything I say is a joke, unless you agree with it then I'm serious" I'm stealing that
Seeing America is like seeing a South Park parody episode
Queue the dramatic piano riff
And getting a shoe video is about the same vibe as getting a Southpark season
Except it’s real
each day, South Parks is gettingless fictionnal and that is Why they killed Kenny
@@WhizPill funny how art imitates life
one day our kids will have to look at printed out twitter memes for a dbq on their ap us history exam
What is a dbq?
Debate question?
@@Soccercrazyigboman document based question
Good luck to them
APUSH is too racist. /s
"we become totally unhinged if trump isn't elected" than panning out to show a bull dog sitting on a couch staring blankly right next to the speaker talking to a crowd made me die laughing
"J.D. vance follows me" Oh crap they were right she is a plant lol
Who better to plant than a cute Canadian Scene Chic? I would certainly welcome her to the Company, lol! Pregerz or not, nice eye candy changing toner, I suspect!
@@PariahThistledowne nah they would get too jealous at the fact she's preggers and not from fucking them.
They really do be weird that way sometimes...
JD Vance is technically a millennial and part of her audience. He probably grew up watching her and her political opinions ebb and flow like many of us. I voted for Obama, twice. I voted for Trump twice. I don't know WHAT THE FUCK I'm gonna do this time.
@@non-applicable3548Trump!!! Obama Twice then Trump twice this will be Third time Trump!! Let's go bro!
@@non-applicable3548 it's funny though because of all the accusations that she is a right wing plant. as for voting this year just write in Ronald Mcdonald because the last 2 and this one have been a circus and like fast food no matter who wins it's bad for us.
Wow, a baby...
So you know what that means, right?
Yup, after all these years, it's official: she is Mommy Shoe.
Finally
Shoe is officially a Milf now.
*Yes*
@@MemerDM Yes brother.
The prophecy is fulfilled
The shoe deal has my vote
Well well well...fancy meeting you here...
Eyo
TH-cam comment section is a flat circle lol
She had me at the McDonald's color change. Their current Brutalist nonsense has to stop!
Vote for Shoe 2024!
I was eating a cookie and fell asleep and wake up to shoe saying HITLER HITLER HITLER!
10:09
Hearing that lady on the White Women for Kamala Zoom really made me think I'm in a simulation. It can't be real. It's just too dumb.
Usa has many with her inteligance.
I love how she thinks talking to people like they are kindergarteners is gonna make them support you lol.
If vocal fry were an Olympic event, that woman could be a gold medal contender
i wonder if the woman who called clarence thomas the n word on twitter was in that zoom
@@AM180xWho? His wife? Doubtful.
“Do not come”
“I’m gonna come”
😂😂😂
And the smile after he says it, priceless 😂
When I completely lose my sanity and become a history teacher. I'll show this clip to describe US politics in the 21st century.
And he came. And he went. And it was glorious.
Lmao
Absolute highlight of the video.
As someone who worked in close protection (not for US Presidents) there would (or should) have been an open channel between Secret Service and the Police. The moment someone told a police officer that there was someone on a roof "Shooter on the roof!" should be on the comms immediately before anyone went to check; that way the Secret Service could have done a 'tuck & turn' within seconds and kept Trump covered until the call had been checked. I'm not American so I can't suggest this attempt was 'facilitated' but if it wasn't, there is absolute rank incompetency of the police and secret service who planned the rally cover.
It's been confirmed that local police did infact notify secret service immediately. Secret service did nothing for about 10 minutes after being notified ..very strange
Heh, they will reluctantly choose the accusation of incompetency, because the alternative will be much dire.
@@gorilladisco9108 Unfortunately, we know the truth... It was premeditated...
@@billstephens396 Hate breeds hate.
@@billstephens396unfortunately we don’t. Hard evidence is needed.
“Phones do not look like this anymore” hit real hard
''The government confirmed there were aliens and so I stopped believing there were aliens...'' is such a passive deep cut, yet so based...
The best way to cover up an actual conspiracy is to invent and spread your own conspiracy theories to poison the well.
The Roswell thing was invented to confuse people about what was happening at Area 51. They just tested secret technology there, like the SR-71. No, they didn't have aliens.
Kamala: Do not come. Trump: I'm gonna come. That meme caught me off guard.
I lost it when I saw that.
you sure he didnt say "c*m"?
I showed that to my brother the other day after watching Shane Gillis and Adam Ray be Trump and Biden on Kill Tony 😂
@@gamingtoast5490 They both probably did. Let's ask Willie Brown and Stormy
guess he isn't good at edging
“Do not come.”
“I’m gonna come.”
Such a good edit. I’m dying.
Too bad it was cut at the end, Trump moans
Certified hood classic
Not hers
Trumps tone too, it's just perfect
“Hentai? Right wing.” God damn it who told her
The ending clip of "don't come/I'm gonna come" is friggin' hilarious.
There's another version of this clip where at the end Bernie Sanders says: "We must come together." xD
kamala's onlyFans is just edging and denial rp
son's name is HatOnFoot
"JD"
HatOnF0ot
Musk would name son this way unironically
- Kamala: “Don’t come”
- Trump: “I’m gonna come”
*’MURICAAAA!!!* 🇺🇸🦅
Im sure those children he molested heard the same.
I saw your comment and so I came 😩
😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘
AH'MERICA!!! BITHHH!!
And that kids, is how I met your mother...
I swear you are the ONLY person on the “other side” I watch because you have such a great sense of things!
Becoming a parent literally rewires how you think. Sometimes for the worst but majority the better.
Seeing the world differently is absolutely normal.
You're gonna do amazing as a mom. Best wishes.
I've been saying it since 2020.... I'm tired of experiencing historical events every few months. Being boring and stable was the best part of the 90s.
I regret ever saying I'm bored nothing ever happens
It's unbelievable to say, but we need to bring back the mores of the 90's. In comparison they were so much more sane. Woke was but little perceived back then, but was already creeping about.
Didn’t the Soviet Union literally collapse in the 90s
@@129jasper1 Both parties used to hate Russia back then, and authoritarian tendencies did not exist nearly to the extent they are now. We have some legit monarchists in government, Peter Thiel affiliated. 4chan has entered politics. I'm more worried about them than woke people, who are usually just obnoxious and young. They don't handwring about demographic collapse and propose abolishing condoms to restore christian morality.
@@motownkittens4905 yea, 1 thing
Vance:They are gonna call me racist for drinking diet mtn dew.
Shoe: they called him racist for drinking mtn dew
I'm dieing.
*dying
Dyieing @@lindaamundsen246
@@lindaamundsen246dyeing*
Not surprising.....even milk/steak is deemed racist and a form of toxic masculinity. 🤣
@@lindaamundsen246 They meant "dieting". You know, because of "diet mtn dew".
It has been 20 years since I have commented on a video and I wanted to say, it's refreshing to see a girl like this who is a critical thinker, logical, and seems to have an unshakable character. I enjoy the videos because of the banter. Thank you for the comic relief.
"...critical thinker, logical..."
Is it Shoe0nHead we're talking about here? 😂😂
@Tormanoid She jokes around a lot, but is still all those things. Don't confuse an utter lack of pretentious eloquence for her not having an insightful, discerning and rational mind;-)
As a greek, I'm shocked that mommy shoe wants to deport me.
@@martins7385actually, I'll take some as well. Mine just ran out
She was obviously joking about deporting Greeks! Didn't you pay attention? She gave away the whole code elsewhere in the same video: everything she says that you disagree with is a joke.
@@martins7385 I can get my hands to 5L of home made olive oil. Greek traditional food from grandma also on the house. Hope that does the trick 👀
@@jeremykraenzlein5975 Thank you for that clarification, but thankfully as a sh0e viewer I can tell when she s being sarcastic (I hope 😏).
I just responded to sarcasm with sarcasm as normal people do to have a good laugh.
@@anthonynielsen3867 I was trying to be humorous as well, sarcastically suggesting that you needed her decoder to tell when she was joking. Humor apparently doesn't always translate across text messages.
The Bulldog at 12:30 is the best, like he's "wow opener of cans, these people love you, do you open their cans too?"
Best comment yet
dog looks like his owner
@@TheJacklikesvideosthey usually do
Congrats on becoming a mother. You'll make a excellent mother
An
cept putting their shoes on
thats crazy to think of, what happened to shoe being that silly goofy 20yo on the internet
@@baldfelix1841Well, time.
@@baldfelix1841 Over a decade my guy ' - '
She should've picked someone who's name is 'Lace' so that her campaign would be called "ShoeLace 2028 - Let's tie the nation back together!" 🍹😏
Imagine Gavin running the country like he runs Cali. We'd all be in trouble 💀
Just smoke your expensive weed and shut up :)
Facts Los Angeles is on fire but it’s alrighty kinda.
@@FrostyJMedic lol 😂 "It's on fire but.." we are making s'mores lol
We all are in real trouble, but yeah it would probably be much worse
@@FrostyJMedicyeah I would rather not be baked by additional heat, the South is hot enough already.
Who would win?
The Secret Service, which receives over $3 billion annually in tax funds?
*or*
A sloped roof?
A very slightly sloped roof at that
Just beware of acorns
The sloped roof very nearly won.
The Secret Service, in this case.
We need to be inclusive for all secret service employees.. some might feel uncomfortable on such a dramatically sloped roof.
You're one of the few youtubers who actually got better at making videos. I haven't watched you in about seven years and goddamn the change is huge
As a guy who sleeps in jeans you're not strong enough to arrest us.
Ive seen some messed up stuff in my life, but sleeping in jeans... I am deeply disturbed.
hell yeah brother
It's true.
Dude I literally have sleeping jeans😂
You can arrest me but you can't arrest us all. Nothing can stop the denim tide.
Shoe drinking monster energy drinks while breastfeeding? That baby gonna be bouncing off the walls after lunch.
That is ........... concerning............ That's Shoe's problem. 👨🚀☕
she's raising a gamer, not a casual
Gives a new meaning to 'bouncing baby'!
Thanks Shoe0nhead community I can always count on you guys for asking questions like this
dw the monsters are props there has been water in them for the last like 11 months lmao
"We asked three people who've never won an presidential election how to win a presidential election."
Genius.
Congrats on having a son. He'll be a good little infantryman when WWIII breaks out.
There won't be that much time
WW3 already started. It just hasn't been formally noted.
Well yea.....the democrats only know how to be "the opposition" because it let's them rake in endless sums of ghost money they never have to do anything to earn. What reason would they have to actually win?
Until it starts... Or until it ends?...
The Bolt-Action Baby. Coming to June 2024@@WaddleWhite-r8w
It's official, the vice president of the United States will be a Shoe0nHead fan.
“Bring back the red Pizza Hut cups.”
*stands up and salutes solemnly*
just bring back pizza hut first most of my local ones shut down during covid
@@andrewlivingston1590 They have gone to some idiotic, no dine in, model in my state. I haven’t eaten at one since. Shame.
Here in Britain there's a woman who claims to foretell the future by means of asparagus. She predicted that Keir Starmer wouldn't be Labour leader by the time election day came, so her record's not great.
How to be a fortune teller:
1. make loads of predictions all over the place
2. "see i was right that one time"
3. Ignore the failure rate that's worse than chance
We don’t speak British so we don’t know what any of that means
😂😂😂 so many crimes/terror and chaos on that nation... i think for next decades, demo....... will change. prepare for new local "laws"
@@TPLeatherworks Admitting you don't know what asparagus is, isn't the flex you think
I could see using broccoli, but asparagus? That’s beyond sane.
FYI that 30% women by 2030 initiative isn’t just for the secret service. Every federal law enforcement agency is doing that.
Yay diversity 🤦
😂you say that as if it is a good thing, choosing people based on gender or race instead of direct skills is unfair, racist, and sexist all at once. Everything you guys claim to “care” so much about. Also the democrats view on DEI and trans surgery for children are by far the biggest issues driving your voters away, so maybe drop the dumbass views and you would actually win.
The women are taking over!
Sounds very Project 2030 of the Dems to do that 🤔
@@austinpowers6260if companies keep hiring black people it will literally be 1984, we will all be living in communes and eating our own shit for breakfast lunch and dinner
Congrats on having a baby. They are so priceless, and many many hours of fun.
I literally screamed “yay!” when you said you had a baby.
Congratulations!
I am so happy for you! Don’t know you and we have some (but not all) divergent opinions, but I am legitimately happy for you both (all 3 actually).
i finally know why trey and matt stopped making new south park episodes...what ever they can imagine is outpaced by reality in an instant
They really stopped? I can't find a source for that.
Well they stopped due to complications between hbo and paramount. All they can do at the moment is specials
@@earthbind83They haven't stopped
They're still making episodes and specials. The latest one is about ozempic.
South Park predicted the Panderverse would come to us! 😮
the woman asking two sticks if the ocean is considered another dimension gets me every time
id lose my shit if she somehow goes 3 for 3 on those “predictions”
“Make McDonalds Colorful Again!” - I died Laughing.
What's even crazier is the assassination attempt wasn't ON THE KENNEDY?! (No I'm not calling for it to happen, no I'm not cheering for it to happen)
Right? He didn't even get secret service till AFTER the attempt.
Im surprised she didn't mention it or joke about it
The Kennedy works for the CIA. :)
Fun fact: RFKs campaign is run by his CIA daughter in law.
@@entitledbobcat Technically she did when making the joke about the timeline we're on
He should a brought him in as VP, both for the insurance AND the meme potential...
Shoe constantly drinking monster makes me think the baby might unironically be bouncing off the walls at all times of the day
i choked on my mountain dew thanks hahahaha
Also she has ADHD so that might become true.
@@dajdasdq Racist
@@hellspinner8378 Tbh as a fellow ADHD person if the baby has it then it might make them sleep
@@dajdasdqmountain dew? Whoa… dont be racist
I dont support government granted Big tiddy goth gfs. I had to work hard for years and at my own expense to get my big tiddy goth gf. Why should someone just come in behind me and get one for free? Its unfair! Is the government gonna repay me for all the Hot Topic purchases I had to make to earn mine?
"Hey, I've seen this before!"
"Big titty goth girlfriend" . . . . . got my vote.
I laughed way too hard at the "Do note come. Do not come." followed by trump saying "I'm gonna come." *crowd cheers* lmao
To this day it's still really funny to me how literally fucking everyone saw the dude climb up except the goddamn secret service agents.
The secret service did see him climb up. They just didn't do anything about it until after he took a shot.
What's hilarious is that fireman who died where everybody peretends he was a hero protecting his family when in fact there is video footage of him standing up still filming Trump with his phone after the first wave of bullets. The gaslighting has got to stop.
I'm a retired private armed guard. Trump has lost the support of his staff and they would rather see him gone. That's the only thing I can think of that explains what happened. It had to be willful incompetence.
Or it’s a psyop and we already live in 1984
@@Michelle32218 he is famously difficult to work for and terrible to his subordinates
"I'm just kidding.. am I? Everything I say is a joke, unless you agree with it, then I'm serious" 😂 I feel this
This is the 21st C. survivor ethos!
Schrodinger's douchebag, politics edition
Schrodinger's Based. She is both supporting and mocking the position simultaneously.
@@Adu767um.. she is very much not genuinely supporting the removal of womens right to vote…
@@SigFigNewton And I'm not genuinely insinuating she is.
Video aged very well
My husband laughed at the debate because Trump remained subdued and moved right along with things, until Biden dared to suggest that he was the better golfer. Then THAT was a step too far. We clearly need a man who can wander around on a giant lawn and hit a tiny ball with a stick better than the other guy.
Duh! Obviously
How else are you supposed to gain political favor, if not by hanging out with a bunch of insufferable rich jerks on a golf course? So insulting his golf skills really is what matters in the election
That was both weird and hilarious. Trump was laughing but Biden was seething mad. It was another bizarre moment in this crazy election.
Can confirm Trump is actually a phenomenal golfer though.
As a person who uses to golf competitively in highschool. That shit is very skillful. If Trump is as good as he says he is at his age. Then he actually has something to be proud of.
Shoe needs to be a late night comedian. She's way funnier than the ones we have now.
UGH!!! She would beat their pants off! Those guys are absolute TOOLS!!!
Maybe, because she is not trying so hard to say sth funny.
She's Dave Chappelle compared to Hannah Gadsby
She is too centrist for that
Granted, that bar is pretty damn low.
At red cups she had my attention. At goth girls she has my vote
"...big titty goth girls..."
Yup. SHOE 2024!
same, i just don't agree with being unable to sleep in jeans tho
I was already trying not to laugh when Jim Justice was talking like Mr. Mkay from South Park... then it cut to him and the dog...
The way the chick mentioned to Biden that he answered every question and then followed up with "What did Trump do? LIE!" Felt like a kid's show, and the chick talking about white women using their privilege to make change and using their "listening ears" screams kindergarten, and I hate it.
Pretty sure that is Jill Biden. Joe's Wife
@@tiredman99nah, that Chick.
She didn’t spend four years at chick doctor school to not be called “Dr.Chick”
The lady actually screamed overt racism to me. "Don't correct BIPOC women, their fragile, colored, feminine psyches can't handle being disagreed with."
That is Joe's wife. Fyi
Hillary: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME!!!
Kamala: I pick Hillary Clinton as my running mate.
Every American: oh s***
OH God, as a republican, I want Kamala to pick Hillary.
She’ll put her chalk lines.
This would have to wake the rest of you up surely?
@@Jspec1983one is killing the other for the presidency.
“Do not come, do not come.”
“I’m gonna come.”
16:40
"Ohhhhh."
that edit had me in tears ffs
Says Trump after he prevented a bi partisan immigration billed written by a Republican senator to be passed so he could run on that issue instead of fixing it. That's the real joke.
This election is going to come down to "black men for Trump" versus "Karen's for Kamala" isn't it?
black men for trump is like chickens for kfc
@@TheRogueEmpire YOU'RE a chicken! Buk buk buk, bukAKK!!
@@TheRogueEmpire found the NPC
The blsck vote essentially will win it for trump. I just dont know if hes will be able to get it.
@@TheRogueEmpireevery black guy I know likes Trump now - maybe you stop avoiding them and actually strike up a conversation
"everything I say is a joke, unless you agree with it" lmfaoooo
"Honey, wake up! New Shoe0nHead video!"
Woman: "Wha -- WHO ARE YOU?! HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!"
You are lucky that it didn't happen in US... LOL
Now call police on yourself.
@@AKUJIVALDO I tried, but they told me they were watching the new Shoe0nHead video and would get back to me later.
Its hard to find other people that occupy this same weird in-between space on the spectrum of political fuckery, but I feel at least mildly understood watching you. Then you're drinking the same monster in my hand. 😂
Fr
6:30 “everything I say is a joke unless you agree with it then I’m serious” that’s so real
Shoe aiming for that Daily Show host spot
shoe has mini shoe .....
A Shoelet, if you will.
Sandal
A sock
SandalOnHead
"shoe0nfoot" we hope?
I don’t know who is going to win but I do know who is going to lose…
The American People
Not just the American people, cos of the internet all the culture war bullshit spews out and infects every other English speaking country too.
🎯
Yeah pretty much.
Either we get sent to WW3 with Kamala
or
See the outburst of insane people losing it with Trump.
Either way, it’s gonna be a nightmare for the next 4 years
Facts. If Trump does win, people are gonna be pretty disappointed after 6-12 months while things are still getting worse (cause it's gonna take an awful lot to hit the breaks on this runaway trainwreck).
Hey hey hey, this will have negative consequences for the entire world
6:56, well that sure aged well
i don't think I'll ever get tired of the "do not come. do not come." "I'm GONNA COME" also congratulations on the baby! thats so exciting. being a parent is the best
Funny thing is those exact quotes is how she got the baby
@@johnmorrison5502🤣🤣
@@johnmorrison5502 haha true
"I get all my opinions from my husband"
Based
Ironically, she probably isn't lying, considering he is conservative and Catholic. Kinda like JD Vance and his wife....
@@deadcaptainjames6045CATHOLIC?! Oh the horror
When the world needed her the most, she returned
I don't know why, but you have strong OG youtube vibes.
shoe having a baby has all the transvestigators in shambles rn
I see you’re not familiar with the new olympic lore
Crazy to think any one of these commentors is Senator Vance
That's exactly what JD Vance would say...
He could be anyone of us he could be you it could be me it could even be * shotgun noise *
“He could be anyone… hiding in plain sight. He could be that baby!.. Or that old man…”
Not drinking white monster and asking me about who would win. The FBI was more subtle back in the day.
Nice pfp.
@@JustinBA007 you too brother 🤝
That last bit of clips made me laugh so hard.. do not come. Im gonna come.. i wonder how many messed up conversation you could make politicians have by doing that
excuse me, I don't sleep in jeans, I pass out in jeans
Puke first, strip second.
This. you either come too sleepy or drunk.
Imagine not drinking in a business suit and a tie. Couldn't be me.
The Shoe New Deal had me at universal guns, but the other ones got me on the campaign trail. For the little one, consider small block shapes to play with, like tetriminos from Tetris, the hit game of all time.
Bif fan of big-titty-goth-girls
She had me at Big Titty Goth Girlfriends.
Shoe looks like a Disney princess's sister who ends up being the antihero
"Imprison "pEoPlE" who sleep in jeans" ~ Shoe 2024
JD Vance being a shoe fan explains so much