@@Beutepanzer Hating someone for their gender identity isn’t common sense, it’s more common sense to do the things Albert did in Roblox irl than hate and harass someone for something so little that you won’t even tell that they were trans or not
The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you.
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Idea: Use admin to build a sort of demonic alter and dress up to look like some kind of dark spirit or something like that. Then, lure somebody in, or trap them, and tell that that they must bring you sacrifices, and you will gift them great power. Once they bring a player to you, jail them and kick them from the game. After doing this, give your new servant some sort of weaker power and tell them that it only works at night. The more people they sacrifice for you, the better the admin commands get. However, warn them that you can take the power away just as easily. At the final trial, tell them to bring you sacrifices, just like normal, but this time, get rid of their powers once they bring you the sacrifices. Tell them that you need one more sacrifice than you asked for, and it's them. Use the admin commands to become infinitely powerful, destroying everyone in the server with something like nova (From the su tart command) before kicking everyone from the server, leaving a message thanking your servant for being so foolish as to sacrifice others for their own gain. Idea 2: Give a random noob or role-player something like goner, but only at night. A bunch of funny scenarios could come out of the noobs just being noobs. PLEASE LIKE THIS COMMENT SO FLAMINGO WILL SEE!!
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I love your videos, I've been watching for about 4 years ! you should really try stone haven mental asylum. A lot of it is rly just waiting to escape but fighting the guards is funny and the people in the game are wild. It's also voice chat but we don't se much of that on here anyway. I'd love to watch you play!! :)
Boy, oh boy. Where do I even begin... LeBron, honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you just so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court and you're a great husband and father. Sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it was as if my heart got shattered into a million pieces. Yet, a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then alas, you did. My sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced! 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from being down 3-1, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. Now, you're getting older. Yet, you are still the GOAT. My GOAT. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James.
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰❤🫶🏽
3:19 Albert: “Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about slandering Megan. I didn't care about being a family friendly TH-camr. I didn't care if I got scammed. I didn't care about anything!
Buy my new merch or something bad is going to happen to you flimflam.shop
Hi Flamingo
Yabadabadoo
NOOO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY FAMILY
16 Seconds, 10 likes, his fans are the ones who cannot wait for a video!!! Well yeah, 12.5 million people notified (maybe).
FIRSTTTT
I can no longer pay my rent thanks to Albert!
"you'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
Really preppy 😊
yippee
You have stolen your mother's credit card and you know it
It went to a good cause man
the fact that albert purposely got scammed multiple times in a row before cursing at them is hilarious
my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨
@@p-__EEEW
@@p-__ EEEW
gotta love the fact that he got 5k comments in only 10h
@@UTTPISWAYBETTERTHANYT1 subscriber tells you alot
Never thought i would hear albert say "transphobic koolaid man" 6:12
Same💔
me fr
We came from pee man to this
@@SuperSmashBrosFan64 Pee man back from the dead
@@Beutepanzer Hating someone for their gender identity isn’t common sense, it’s more common sense to do the things Albert did in Roblox irl than hate and harass someone for something so little that you won’t even tell that they were trans or not
3:18 " Jesus christ!.., I'll f***** buy it!" 😂
thanks for being useless
@@EngineerThatsEngihereshut up it's funny
@@thehuggyshow8038
shut up heavy disagrees so you will too
He sounded genuinely pissed off.
Ur not funny @@EngineerThatsEngihere
I listen to your videos as I sleep ❤❤❤
how relaxing
how relaxing
how relaxing
how relaxing
how rexaling
This is perfect
50 GAZZZZILLION😱😱👺😱👺👻🤡😭🤡😭🤡🦅🦅😱😱😱😱
How is this not pinned
@@Frontmaniscrazyyidk lol
wow 🙃
GET THUS PINNED CAMPAIGN
“Transphobic kool aid man” gotta be the funniest phrase I’ve heard in a while
Kia domaĝo neniu spektas mian geman arjan enhavon kaj anstataŭe spektas ĉi tiun vantablack niɡɡerŝtonon de karba video.
@@JakeHubbedwhat a shame that nobody gives a crap about your worthless channel you bot
@@JakeHubbed im madly in love with you oh god i want you so bad
5:54 GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
foul 😭😭
@@luvlidiayellow card
LMAOOOO
@@flamingo no way he actually commented 😭😭😭
@@flamingoI will sacrifice 5 peanuts to the flamingo gods
3:51
Hearing Albert say he has a nephew has made me feel things I don’t like
“Hey kid”
“Yes uncle”
“Wanna play Roblox.”
“yes 👶”
*albert buys admin*
“UNCLE STOP USING ADMIN WAAAA”
alright son, time to visit ur Uncle Albert
@@Ichbinsupercool "but daaaad uncle Albert bullies others on roblox"
future albert. gonna be influenced to bully kids on roblox
that kid is going to be a menace lmao
1:19 “if you report I’ll harm my family” with the friendly music playing in the back😂
Dw, I'll remove these bots
@@UTTPISWAYBETTERTHANYTblud failed the copy and paste
then talking about his nephew
The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you. The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctor's eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you.
Yeah😂
the person who created the "russian girl" prison obby must be extremely happy rn knowing they scammed albert like 8x💀😭
Kia domaĝo neniu spektas mian geman arjan enhavon kaj anstataŭe spektas ĉi tiun vantablack niɡɡerŝtonon de karba video.
@@JakeHubbed what😟
Yo, it's Lloyd!
@@JakeHubbed blud is NOT a sharty user 💀💀 wdf
Your comment was stolen btw
hearing albert swear is weirdly comforting 💀💀
@HazardUTTP 💀💀💀
True lol
@SmartImposter cool we don't care tho.
Bro has NOT heard of albertsstuff boho salon series ❗️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️
@HazardUTTP we also do not care 😊
Never would I ever think that albert as a skibidi toilet is something I'd see in my life.
Fr
@HazardUTTPthen click off the video bro
Who are Albert what happening who are the
AAHAHAGAG 0:45
@@Copritcolayou… you realize its a bot, and it wont respond… right? just report it and move on with your life
"He is bursting through a wall like a transphobic kool-aid man"
-Albert/Flamingo 2024
6:09
J.K Rowling kool-aid man 😨😨
@@Papapsoso STOP THAT ACTUALLY GOT ME 💀💀
A
@HazardUTTPblud has no subscribers and he has millions of subscribers bro can’t be talking💀🙏
he just like me fr!!
3:06 "give me the God damn thing that I bought"
😂😂😂
YAYYYY BRAINROT
B R A I N R O T
ez first
do it.
YES
BRAINROT!!!
Sometimes I question whether Albert’s sanity is declining.
Then I remember he had none to start with
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨
Bro’s speaking f(anum t)ax
Lol
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"I will fucking buy it" LMFAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂 3:17
lol
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know where you live 😂😂
@@cron9756😂😂..
@@cron9756 crazy
Idea:
Use admin to build a sort of demonic alter and dress up to look like some kind of dark spirit or something like that. Then, lure somebody in, or trap them, and tell that that they must bring you sacrifices, and you will gift them great power. Once they bring a player to you, jail them and kick them from the game. After doing this, give your new servant some sort of weaker power and tell them that it only works at night. The more people they sacrifice for you, the better the admin commands get. However, warn them that you can take the power away just as easily. At the final trial, tell them to bring you sacrifices, just like normal, but this time, get rid of their powers once they bring you the sacrifices. Tell them that you need one more sacrifice than you asked for, and it's them. Use the admin commands to become infinitely powerful, destroying everyone in the server with something like nova (From the su tart command) before kicking everyone from the server, leaving a message thanking your servant for being so foolish as to sacrifice others for their own gain.
Idea 2:
Give a random noob or role-player something like goner, but only at night. A bunch of funny scenarios could come out of the noobs just being noobs.
PLEASE LIKE THIS COMMENT SO FLAMINGO WILL SEE!!
how high do you have to be to think of this
I love how Albert locks me in his basement and forces me to watch his videos
yes
real
yes
yes
Fr
5:43 that guns a free model 💀
Even ripped off the left 4 dead 2 military sniper rifle model I think
“Skibidi toilet before it was popular”
*literal skibidi toilet in the start of the game*
💅I don't care💅
6:51 killed me.
he is terrifying
POV: 15 year olds at Walmart 5:37
2:24 “9/11”
It’s 2:25
@@camcanride4428It is a 1 second difference does it matter?
And 8, which is September
@@AccurateFelixbro september is 9 💀💀💀💀💀
3:06 "Give me the god damn thing I bought." - Flamingo 2024
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@@RageBaitPolice I see only one reply
@@Tsukumo_hakoi The reply is for questions on how to report bots.
@@RageBaitPolice There's no bots.
@@Tsukumo_hakoi there were bots, they got banned.
6:04 explaining every boy in my class in a a nutshell
albert swearing kinda heals my innerchlid 😭
3:17 "ILL F**KING BUY IT"
Thats Hilarious... 💀
its literally not
@@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighterto you it’s not
@@IamGlitcher ok
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER
BECAUSE ZNTP IS BETTER THAN EVERY ROBLOX AND FLAMINGO
THY END OF ROBLOX THE HUNT......
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER
BECAUSE ZNTP IS BETTER THAN EVERY ROBLOX AND FLAMINGO
THY END OF ROBLOX THE HUNT....../
“He is bursting through a wall like a transphobic kool aid man”
Well said Albert. Well said.
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Something something my content is better something something
@@RageBaitPolice you, are a hero. Here is a cookie 🍪
@@RageBaitPolice W
@@dodew1066 ok *supports your content*
2:24 “5, 8, nine eleven”
🛫🏢🏢💥💥🔥🔥
.. sometimes I forget Albert used to make admin videos 4-5 years ago.
3:50 ALBERT HAS A NEPHEW????
HOLY SPIRIT! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!
Fr bro how? He doesn’t have siblings
@@noahy5035 sister
@@noahy5035he has 1 or 2 sisters
@@noahy5035 he does but all i know is that he has a sister and thats it
I am addicted to this man I swear
@HazardUTTPbot
@@lding230both of the other rats are bots
WHO ASKED + IM BETTER THAN THE UTTP
IM BETTER THAN ALL THE UTTP ALL. ALL. ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me so cool
my farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨
@HazardUTTPyou're a health HAZARD
7:25
Albert bought that Chinese Sweatshop Rocket Launcher, and Rainbow gun. Dissolve as soon as you use it..
American* Chinese made unlicensed guns actually work unlike those.
Are you serious? You said you couldn’t use your phone and now I see your comment. Good job, we’re really over. Don’t ever talk to me again.
@@JakeHubbedOML HELP THATS CRAZYY
GOD DAMN😨
@@JakeHubbed what, who are you?
2:50 “surely it’s not a scam” pops up again “there’s just no way this is a scam” pops up again
3:20 bro went back to his albertsstuff days
we get it lil bro
yeah, get off little kid
I literally just watched this video I never cared he swore I just haven’t seen him do it in a while
@@CosmicGamerReal this was three months ago, I get it but I’m tired of every kid in the comment section flipping out if he says ass
@@dogilives2347 bro stuck in 2017
I love your videos, I've been watching for about 4 years ! you should really try stone haven mental asylum. A lot of it is rly just waiting to escape but fighting the guards is funny and the people in the game are wild. It's also voice chat but we don't se much of that on here anyway. I'd love to watch you play!! :)
Flamingo: “You shouldn’t put weapons in school games”
Albert: 6:31
ANOTHER TOP TIER BRAINROT DROP FROM MY SUNSHINE FLAMINGO
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine 🎶🎶
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨
Boy, oh boy. Where do I even begin...
LeBron, honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you just so I would never have to watch you retire.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court and you're a great husband and father. Sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.
You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it was as if my heart got shattered into a million pieces. Yet, a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home.
Then alas, you did. My sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced!
2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from being down 3-1, and I couldn't believe it.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. Now, you're getting older. Yet, you are still the GOAT. My GOAT. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James.
@RileyAndDJMarioBrosAndJohnnyyou thought
Woozer
dude i literally love your videos, thank you for not quitting and making me into the person i am today- 😎
The kindness you show to poor people is amazing, i wish i could be as kind as you 😊😊❤❤❤
Albertsstuff:*hits someone with a stroller*
Flamingo:*hits someone with a nuke* *laughs*
Are you serious? You said you couldn’t use your phone and now I see your comment. Good job, we’re really over. Don’t ever talk to me again.
@@JakeHubbedwho even are you?
@@JakeHubbedcongratulations on your lost
@@JakeHubbed yap
@@JakeHubbed Has TH-cam turned into Tiktok?
"Nothing even came out!"
-Albert, 2024
You call it brainrot, I call it brain nourishment.
i cant go outside without having a five year old saying he’s “skibidi”
3:00 deja vu be like
5:12 massive gorilla got me dying
same
GRRRR ALBERT CUSSED WITHOUT GIVING US A WARNING
3:19 i was NOT expecting that 😭
WSG ALBERT‼️‼️💪
Ok@HazardUTTP
@HazardUTTP nobody cares
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts 💨
@@Dabvrits a bot. it wont respond, dont even mind. just report it and move on with your life
Bro leave him be why would you go straight to toasting him
6:54 "Wanna go down the gay slide?"
LMAOOO
Albert is the only person that even if he knows that it's a scam, he still buys it 5 times in a row
You are one of my favorite TH-camrs
6:05 real lore
Albert never fails to Skibidi our rizzilers, truly an among us in Ohio moment
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts.
@HazardUTTPImma touch u lil bro
This comment plus the comment section is just every school in America right now.
Fun fact: Before 2024 people used the word " Brainrot " to describe Dementia
4:52 dude I needed too rewind too make sure Albert didn’t say child💀
Man. Watching this still makes me smile. And while the videos have varied from myths to this(I don’t know how to describe it), I still love them.
6:34 pause here for so preppy face
Omg so preppy 💅💅💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨💃💃💃💃💃🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺👑👑👑👑👑
albert is supportive fr
7:45 "Nothing even came out" Same thing happened to me :(
u seem very dry, i'd recommend you get nutrition
give me proof :3
@@okay.ivy_Nahhhhh-
flamingo told me to stop taking my meds in real life guys
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts.
dream music video
@@skizzorzombiei stopped taking my normal pills
@@skizzorzombieoh hi edd
3:50
~"Oh dearest mother, what does uncle Albert do?"
-"...oh well he, uh, he bulli, I mean, uh, he makes videos where he- he um, he..."
lol idk why it’s striked through, oh well
Eating popcorn and watching flamingo as a movie while my parents fight again 😂😝
lol same
Oh god... that's deep as hell
WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE SPINGY FROM III 2:40
OH GOD THAT IS MY FAV CHARACTER IN II AAAAHAAHAHAHAH
WAIT SHE DOES SOUND LIKE SPRINGY THO
no wait its the walkie talkie
ii fan spotted!!
That's LITERALLY exactly what I thought
I would have just left the game. 7:24
3:19 I love how Albert is getting less family friendly lol
Fuck you guys for hating on me
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts.
@@p-__who dat?
whos that
“I love how Albert is getting less fami- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP WE GET IT
i love how overused and unoriginal this comment is
albert's content is getting edgier, and edgier every video, and i'm here for it
1:12 What the toilet doing?
I will eat old water if this hits some likes
Do it
kids freaking out when an adult swears
8:04 he seems genuinely flabbergasted about the fidget spinner being broken
I will eat 1 cheese burger per like
What a kids beg belike ngl
1:25 bro it should be called stalin's gulag run
my brain rotted
Real
You haven't even finished the video yet💀
it sure did
real
Realtabel
albert deserves to be more popular than MrBeast
people who are still watching him in 2024 can like my comment
Hello
Nah I'm good, thanks for the offer
0:40 THE SLENDYTUBBIE S SCREAMM
Are you a part of the OSC?
Yesss
Deranged lol
Why'd the russian girl grab you and ask to buy the morph? 5:02
"Hey, you gonna buy that morph?"
Masha and Bear
Love your vids❤
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James. 🥰❤🫶🏽
I can’t believe I just read that 😭😭😭😭
7:08 Hotels be like:
00:43 Albert: I can just ruin this persons day. Me: I can just ruin this person’s life
“Transphobic koolaid man” never thought I would ever hear those words in my life 💀
1:32 Mario dance
"Do the Mario!"
Mario time
i feel like albert is slowly reverting back to albertsstuff as we watch him more.
We will have albertsstuff back again in 2026🤡👍🏻
best youtuber fr
@HazardUTTPYou are Bot + Flamingo better😒😒😒
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts.
"Jesus christ man, ALRIGHT ILL F***ING BUY IT!! " - Flamingo
2:25 When he realizes what he just said 🤣
0:01 hello timed user. And alert there's too many bots in timed comments
blud this is NOT sml
I swear your the only roblox youtuber left who i watched as a kid who didnt disapeared or get accused of something bad that theyd done 😥
Real
Albert curse more. It’s hilarious 😍‼️ (please let my family go.)☺️
3:19
Albert: “Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about slandering Megan. I didn't care about being a family friendly TH-camr. I didn't care if I got scammed. I didn't care about anything!
I liked my own comment
Kia domaĝo neniu spektas mian geman arjan enhavon kaj anstataŭe spektas ĉi tiun vantablack ɲíɠɠěŗŝtonon de karba video.
@@JakeHubbedyou legit green screen videos you cant be talking 💀
chat are we in 2016 🤯
1:31 the way he was dancing 😭
Albert is not reverting back to his albertstuff self
Hes becoming like a merge of the albertstuff and flamingo personalities to create Neo-Albert
7:25 “I GeT one RoCkEt!?!?” Killed me 😂
Albert is my spirit animal.
My farts are better than Titan Speakerman’s farts.
@HazardUTTP bro you lying uttp sucks by fact You aren’t even human if you like that dude
no just an animal
Alber 2017: Funniest TH-camr and makes memes
Albert 2024: News reporter