I used to save scum as a kid, my enjoyment back then was seeing players get crazy stats and getting a team full of the biggest names. Obviously as you het older you goals change, and you find constantly winning boring. But like you say say, it's a game and people get enjoyment in different ways.
9:17 Vitinho scored the equaliser in a Carabao cup Semifinal second leg in the 83rd minute, a screamer from the edge of the area with his bad foot playing in a position he never played for me but he is the type of player who's always on the bench because he can play both sides fullback, wingback, midfield and winger but he's 2 stars and actually never plays but he was my last substitution and I had forgotten to put my backup LW on the bench. That was his only goal for me, we won on ET and went on to win the final with Burnley. The Goat.
9:17 I had a guy who I signed for Llangefni Town (Wales 2nd division North at the time) named Jay Wilkes who was legendary for me despite his attributes. In our first ever Europa League group stage on match day 6 at the age of 34 I sub him of for him to go and score two, the second of which was a volley from about 23 yards out to the keeper's right hand side on a ball played in from behind him that he smashed into the top far corner. This was also away against Fenerbahce and this goal knocked them out in the group stage.
Possibly my greatest ever achievements in FM. I spent the first 13 seasons in charge of Maritzburg United, in the South African league, winning 41 trophies. 27 years later they build a new stadium and name it after me 🥰 I'm currently in charge of Dortmund. Took over after their manager retired after an undefeated league season. And now after my first season in charge we went undefeated in all competitions. 55 games, 52 wins. First time ever with an entire season undefeated!
10:25 - I haven't had this happen to me on FM, but it did on an older pre-EA FC FIFA title. Signed a player for £42m and he got injured 30 minutes into his first match.
1:19 I do distinctly remember moving players or loaning them out to teams I just enjoyed and randomly remembered. Chol-Bom Kim, aka "Supreme Leader," my absolute ace defensive midfielder from North Korea across two saves (Vancouver FC, which I finished, and Auckland City, which I did not because the New Zealand league is a headache to navigate), got himself a peachy move to Finnish lower-league side and minor football TH-cam meme FC Santa Claus, just cuz I loved the idea of an intense North Korean midfielder having to figure it out at a club in Lapland ostensibly managed by Santa Claus.
I asked MS Co-Pilot to roast you: "Oh, Zealand, the self-proclaimed Football Manager guru! He’s like the guy who thinks he’s Pep Guardiola but ends up managing like David Moyes on a bad day. His tactics are so revolutionary, they often leave his virtual teams in the relegation zone. And let’s not forget his “expert” transfer advice-he’s the reason why virtual clubs are bankrupt by mid-season! But hey, at least he’s entertaining while he’s leading his teams to disaster. If you ever need a lesson on how not to manage a football team, Zealand’s your guy! 😄" I think the other AI did it much better. Maybe we can call it the Zealand Test, and use it to judge the quality of LLM AIs.
The ultimate fm meme is to be up 3-0 only to lose the game in the final 15 minutes
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1:25 bro this is too real. Every save I have started since fm20, I use the editor in game to try gel Weston super Mare and others small teams to some glory, besides my actual save. I add money, staff teams even loan players. The most success I’ve get to Mare was a League One promotion. 😂
I used to savescum contract negotiations when I was learning the game to see what I could get away with... and this one game where half my team either broke their leg or ripped a muscle; I had 6 seriously injured players after that match that would be out for 2+ months. Won the game, but I was like F this.
With the editor I was transfering legends that doesnt play in the europe top leagues(ronaldo messi etc.) to my local team who is competing in Turkish Amateur League to get them to the turkish super league
I'm playing a Harlow Town save, they start in the 9th(maybe 8th?) level of the English football, my first season my youth intake were literally all 3-5star/5stars. 2 seasons, and 2 promotions, later they're all 3 star potential and will likely be 2 stars when I get promoted again.
I like that. A multilayered troll. Yes the gk is a trashcan, but on another level that's you after 2k hours saying you're sick of signing bad goalies! 😂
I show up for the loan song The loan song is what gets me out of bed I am 100% all in for the loan song If the loan song doesnt have fans, then I am dead.
"Hi FBI, how you doing?" 🤣 "Against Everton you could probably play like a low block and overturn a 2 goal deficit." Missed opportunity to insert an angry Reece face. The ChatGPT roast of Zealand. 😂 Get out for managing PSG? Who did a 12 hour stream managing as PSG until they lost? "What do I know? I'm a paid shill anyways." Finally he admits it! Kappa Zealand caught on that the last one was a formation faster than I did.
As a fan of a third-division club, I keep on wondering why there are weeks in which we don't play at all. Then I remember international breaks and my disdain for overly commercialized football is bolstered once more.
We all know the real reason Antoine Griezmann is retiring from international football is so he can play more FM during those breaks
‘ChatGPT leave me a-loan…’
We saw that coming Zealand
Tom Scott has a perfect response because he basically recorded every combination of words possible
Maybe those clubs misread Will Couch as Will Coach
or Will Crouch score?
Will Will Coach Coach?
3:32 Getting roast by the AI is WILD
5:34 Load up a save with every tier of england and you'll end up with over 3400+ clubs wanting to sign a single player
Yeah, I've seen the same screen on TwiXter - guy had whole British pyramid loaded for that save
Then imagine the fake lore you could create for why they all want to sign him. 🤔
It is always so funny 😂
I made the mistake of doing that and having to wait 5 mins to advance 3 hours in game 😫
DAMN CHAT GPT IS RUTHLESS ON ZEALAND LMAO
Ikr ChatGPT went for it on those roasts yet knows enough about him to be like his roommate lol
I used to save scum as a kid, my enjoyment back then was seeing players get crazy stats and getting a team full of the biggest names. Obviously as you het older you goals change, and you find constantly winning boring. But like you say say, it's a game and people get enjoyment in different ways.
Leave me alone or.......leave me a loan? 4:47
9:17 Vitinho scored the equaliser in a Carabao cup Semifinal second leg in the 83rd minute, a screamer from the edge of the area with his bad foot playing in a position he never played for me but he is the type of player who's always on the bench because he can play both sides fullback, wingback, midfield and winger but he's 2 stars and actually never plays but he was my last substitution and I had forgotten to put my backup LW on the bench. That was his only goal for me, we won on ET and went on to win the final with Burnley. The Goat.
9:17 I had a guy who I signed for Llangefni Town (Wales 2nd division North at the time) named Jay Wilkes who was legendary for me despite his attributes. In our first ever Europa League group stage on match day 6 at the age of 34 I sub him of for him to go and score two, the second of which was a volley from about 23 yards out to the keeper's right hand side on a ball played in from behind him that he smashed into the top far corner. This was also away against Fenerbahce and this goal knocked them out in the group stage.
Possibly my greatest ever achievements in FM. I spent the first 13 seasons in charge of Maritzburg United, in the South African league, winning 41 trophies. 27 years later they build a new stadium and name it after me 🥰 I'm currently in charge of Dortmund. Took over after their manager retired after an undefeated league season. And now after my first season in charge we went undefeated in all competitions. 55 games, 52 wins. First time ever with an entire season undefeated!
The realisation of the icon formation was great!
10:25 - I haven't had this happen to me on FM, but it did on an older pre-EA FC FIFA title. Signed a player for £42m and he got injured 30 minutes into his first match.
Waiting for Zealand to notice the desktop formation...
Now I want him to rate it...
someone needs to tell Zealandism this rapscallion is using his likeness to profit
1:19 I do distinctly remember moving players or loaning them out to teams I just enjoyed and randomly remembered. Chol-Bom Kim, aka "Supreme Leader," my absolute ace defensive midfielder from North Korea across two saves (Vancouver FC, which I finished, and Auckland City, which I did not because the New Zealand league is a headache to navigate), got himself a peachy move to Finnish lower-league side and minor football TH-cam meme FC Santa Claus, just cuz I loved the idea of an intense North Korean midfielder having to figure it out at a club in Lapland ostensibly managed by Santa Claus.
Ngl I would watch an entire series of ChatGPT roasting all things Zealand and FM. Sign me up! 😂
I asked MS Co-Pilot to roast you:
"Oh, Zealand, the self-proclaimed Football Manager guru! He’s like the guy who thinks he’s Pep Guardiola but ends up managing like David Moyes on a bad day. His tactics are so revolutionary, they often leave his virtual teams in the relegation zone. And let’s not forget his “expert” transfer advice-he’s the reason why virtual clubs are bankrupt by mid-season!
But hey, at least he’s entertaining while he’s leading his teams to disaster. If you ever need a lesson on how not to manage a football team, Zealand’s your guy! 😄"
I think the other AI did it much better. Maybe we can call it the Zealand Test, and use it to judge the quality of LLM AIs.
"And let’s not forget his “expert” transfer advice-he’s the reason why virtual clubs are bankrupt by mid-season!" - loved that part! 🤣
"John Terry very nice guy" such a subtle joke people might think youre serious.
5:00 as somebody who played as PSG the first time I played FM, I won the Ucl in the first season then never played it again
Zealand Cinematic Universe is just such a nice companion to the morning coffee. Cheers.
Dude, its John Terry!!!
Watch your girl, he has a bit of a reputation!
8:57 he also appeared as the host of the ucl ro16 draw in game on the English save and they got him to do it irl
That work permit meme made me laugh out loud!
I made the chatgpt roast Zealand so I could get on the meme video and it worked! 😆
I'd use that roast as my CV cover letter
Chat GPT just a spellchecker with delusions of grandeur.
That AI roast was actually vicious.
The Chatgpt roast was amazing
8:56 Mombot would beg to differ
"John Terry is a nice guy"
*Wayne Bridge entered the chat*
The ultimate fm meme is to be up 3-0 only to lose the game in the final 15 minutes
1:25 bro this is too real. Every save I have started since fm20, I use the editor in game to try gel Weston super Mare and others small teams to some glory, besides my actual save. I add money, staff teams even loan players. The most success I’ve get to Mare was a League One promotion. 😂
Surprises me that Zealand hasn't watched the entire Tom Scott backlog
The great thing about that Moises Deniz game is that the other meme player Robim Wulpillier scored in extra time to take it to penalties.
That Martinez meme is accurate, especially considering the Villa-Munich score last night 😂
Tom Scott is a gem
The San Diego Zoo is awesome!!!
I used to savescum contract negotiations when I was learning the game to see what I could get away with... and this one game where half my team either broke their leg or ripped a muscle; I had 6 seriously injured players after that match that would be out for 2+ months. Won the game, but I was like F this.
With the editor I was transfering legends that doesnt play in the europe top leagues(ronaldo messi etc.) to my local team who is competing in Turkish Amateur League to get them to the turkish super league
"Damn you bournemouth!" - Me way too often.
2:01 and SI took that personally, hence removing the international management all together in FM25.
I'm playing a Harlow Town save, they start in the 9th(maybe 8th?) level of the English football, my first season my youth intake were literally all 3-5star/5stars. 2 seasons, and 2 promotions, later they're all 3 star potential and will likely be 2 stars when I get promoted again.
It's gotta be the 20 level English lower leagues database to have 1400 teams interested in a player
cant believe its all coming to an end
"you can play an entire season in a day"
*looks at my saves that took 100 hours to get through a season*
HOW
Processor speed and how you play the game I imagine.
Even if I was in the English 6th league, if I got a 5/5 star guy, I'd still be chuffed. That's nuts
I think I have Will Couch in my Darlington save, but I've not renewed his contract!
1:40 Griezmann is indeed very cute I must say (😳)
I feel like steam would be better at centre back with photoshop at fullback. Chrome is definitely a centre back tho
Albian Ajeti is a Vlahovic regen? Hey , let me have my moment of glory. Last night , we won
Defnitely gonna put my icons in an Asymmetric formation...
Where did you get the 'Football, Bloody Hell' poster? I'm very interested in getting one for myself
I am one of the proud dozens.
The last meme hit hard. My current goalie is also a trashcan.....😭
Streets wont forget when zealand got taunton town get promoted to the vanarama national league!!!😮
11:14 I know what I'm doing now XD
Hey I’m an American that plays this game
ACKCHYUALLY in under 60 seconds.
I take offence that their GK is Trash Bin 😂
I like that. A multilayered troll. Yes the gk is a trashcan, but on another level that's you after 2k hours saying you're sick of signing bad goalies! 😂
I show up for the loan song
The loan song is what gets me out of bed
I am 100% all in for the loan song
If the loan song doesnt have fans, then I am dead.
that roast was ok, had some funny bits
"Hi FBI, how you doing?" 🤣
"Against Everton you could probably play like a low block and overturn a 2 goal deficit." Missed opportunity to insert an angry Reece face.
The ChatGPT roast of Zealand. 😂 Get out for managing PSG? Who did a 12 hour stream managing as PSG until they lost?
"What do I know? I'm a paid shill anyways." Finally he admits it! Kappa
Zealand caught on that the last one was a formation faster than I did.
they are in 433 holding🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:48 leave me alone or leave me a loan? 🤔
I just want them to bring back training sliders
What did Juan chaverra do to get on the saints list as an opponent 😭
That was a goalkeeper that made a triple save against Zealand.
Man that ai torched you
This deserves way more views!
wtf I was at that Dynamo game 7:38
No Real penalty, no Real party!
Has a bank ever offered to sponsor Zealand and buy his loan songs? Or are American/ Canadian ad agencies just boring people
Ein Land.Eine Nation.eine kommentarsektion.🇩🇪🇩🇪
The best name from East/West bowl is still Donkey Teeth
How do you play 1 season in 1 day? For me it's like 50h of gameplay, but I'll check my saves 😅
I reckon that depends how many leagues you load up as well as the roles you delegate in-game leaving you to focus on bare minimum lol
10:15 great Libyan joke 😂
9:25 i played a 16 year old 1star newgen vs chelsea for fun cause i needed to rest mainoo
The newgen scored 2 goals as a DM on his debut vs Chelsea
diese kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
That is so unrealistic why is Google a defender
Ps 11:13
Hey Zealand ! What do you think about the new roadmap for FM25 released by SI recently ?
His reaction unlocks: TBA
i still cant figure out how to make mini
leagues with 3 to 10 national teams
please make a video of it and help me
9:20 Duran against Bayern in the UCL?
Zealand & Zealandism to collab 1 day ?
Why'd you sub on a 1-star backup, when you need a winner
the last time i was this early i had left someone extremely disappointed
The only reason to use editor is to update rosters and footballer's rating. Right? Right???
I’m one of the 12 Americans to play fm!
First meme I posted made it into a video lol
LOOOOOOAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSS
whats the best FM24 skin anyone? Also anyone know of a bug as to why the match day tablet is just kind of missing?
You can sign greyed out players?!?!?!?!
(american that plays fm hiding now)
whats it about ancient rome
As a fan of a third-division club, I keep on wondering why there are weeks in which we don't play at all. Then I remember international breaks and my disdain for overly commercialized football is bolstered once more.
Can u make a video
How to make subleaques of 3 to 10 national teams
DO NOT DELETE THIS !!
Wait, i though you quit fm?
Making it into one of these videos is my crowning achievement with my Alex former child meme 🫡 I have completed fm life 😂
yho zealand want to join the fooball manager but i do not have equipment but i enjoy wacthing u
Hello, yes, I is American also