Johnnie had the deepest voice of any guy there. He can sing high and he can be loud but his normal talking voice sounds like a train engine. We need an alt version of this dating show girls would be fighting over him.
But you do realize normal or "non alternative women can like emo or alternative guys too, right? I hate basic men. Love the metal head men with long hair or goth/emo dark mysterious men😂 opposites do attract. Not all alternative men HAVE to be with alt women.
@@herpaderp-bp4pe most normal ppl or "normies" dont even accept alt ppl.. they call em weirdos and just bully em.. and even those who accept em dont prefer to date em.. so it would be much easier to just bring in other alt girls.. this is coming from an alt myself
I was so pissed when you were eliminated because why?! Giving the nickname pumpkin was so sweet!!!! I showed the contestants to my family and they all picked you. Their reason? The aesthetic is there and you seem like a good guy. Thanks mom, dad and bro!
@@user-ml8go9yw6q I would like to clarify, I'm aware it was a joke, I just thought it was cute and funny. Sorry I offended anyone by saying something 🤦♀️
if people think johnnie was awkward i should just give up at ever trying to find love. i dont know how he stayed so poised and came up with witty comments under all that pressure in a recording studio surrounded by people, plus he can play it off as cute and golden-retriever-boy-like or what ever the tiktokers are saying nowadays
@@lari933Yorkshire is north of London and from Yorkshire, about 3 hours from Edinburgh, Scotland and an hour away from Saltburn by train. Yorkshire is known for their Yorkshire puddings and renowned for their chocolate.
“I have no a$$…” *the loudest fu¢king sigh I’ve ever heard my life* “thats bad.” 4:20 “Yo the chic next to this guy is really cute, Oh wait thats me.” 11:58 That girl: “ contestant and I was lost in a star. What would you call me?” Johnnie: “ I’d probably call you pumpkin, and I’d probably just shout really loudly PUMPKIN!!!! PUMPKIN!!!!, and I’d wait until someone either brings me a pumpkin, or you either show up, and I wouldn’t leave.” That girl friend: “why pumpkin tho?” Johnnie: “ it’s October.” I can’t type at all, but the rest is really silly 12:23
*"Woah Look at those eyes. I'm a handsome lady."* Johnnie just flirting with himself the whole video is iconic. Then the little parts where he makes fun of himself.
I missed you so much Johnnie. Glad to see you thriving all theses years later. I remember watching you after school in middle school:) and listing to your music on the walk home from school. Thank you so much for existing
Omg! I am so fricken happy I stumbled on your channel. I laughed so so hard with the "pumpkin!" I could visualize it. Just hearing Pumpkin on repeat. I would probably grab two pumpkins and a carving kit. "Jack O Lantern carving date!" 😂
I thought the whole Pumpkin thing was freaking hilarious and I would have picked based on that alone. My friend and I are the type to do Marco Polo occasionally in the store 🤷♀️ so I can appreciate the joke. Her loss. I vote for being the one to pick girls. If you have a type, have him get some girls that more your speed. With maybe one or two wildcards that might surprise you.
U are so fucking sweet and funny , plus ur beautiful af...i dont understand, but her loss. Makes me happy seeing u smile, hope ur doing good ... Love u Johnnie, have a good night! 🌹🖤
NO BUT I agree with the fact it's clearly a show and they'll probably never speak to each other again after the video SO KEEP THE CONTENT. KEEP THE CONTENT.
"I'm single because I have anxiety."
Relatable.
True story 🍸
lol fr
yes😭
@@xxnnattxx lol
yes, cos same 🥲
Girl: "what would you call me if it was Christmas?"
Jonnie: "🎅Santa"
My jaw dropped lmaoooo 😭💀
genuinely need an episode of one of these where he’s the one choosing between a bunch of girls i feel like that would be so fun to see
Yess
Agree 👍 🖤
Tell David to make it happen. He always needs video ideas
Oh yeah that would be a good one.
sidemen’s 20 v 1!!
it’s so… relatable that he immediately assumed they were laughing AT him instead of thinking they were laughing at the funny JOKE he just made😭
I relate to Johniee more and more every day... should I be concerned?
@@abigailperez7427 nah
Anxiety a bitch . 😭🙏🏾
Johnnie needs to be the one picking the women with jake as his wingman thatd be hilarious
YESSS LOL
I'd pay to watch that if I wasn't so broke.
Yass
BRO I GONNA LET THAT LIVE RENT FREE IN MY MIND THATD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEAA
THATS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA NGLLLLL
Johnnie saying Yorkshire isn’t a real place got me
As a person from Yorkshire, I confirm I do not exist
Rushed to comments after this
She said she always picks the wrong man and in this video she proved it
Pfft 🤣🤣😭🤣😭💀
Come on now... if my partner was yelling pumpkin in the supermarket I'd be yelling back "POOKIE?!". Best answer of the lot.
SAME
Fr pumpkin is adorable 😭
Exactly 😭🥰
my gosh😭😭
johnnie standing like a schoolgirl next to them will never not be funny
HELP💀💀
FR😂
'' that wasn't inprovised I barked on my own '' that just killed me bhahahahahaha❤
You got balls going on these shows. It’s literally being in high school all over again.
She fumbled a baddie
best comment
@@itsme_pandaaaa I take it back.
@@yucky7020 who asked
@@itsme_pandaaaa Wawawa
I can't believe NOBODY saw that she wore the mask upside down, it freaked me out the whole time 😭
Yess I was waiting until someone noticed I thought I was the only one
FR esp since she took it off MULTIPLE TIMES and yet managed to wear it upside down AGAIN EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAOOO
she might have had oily skin, i could tell she's wearing a lot of makeup and she might not want it to wipe off on the mask
Lmao fr
@@oraphiem ok makes sence
“Yea the chick next to this guy is really cute. Oh wait that’s me”
🤣🤣🤣
I relate to Johnnie socializing with people, painful to watch but so real 😭
exactly like, gosh i literally cant socialize with someone for the life of me
@@penguin22penguin22that describes me
I thought he did great 😭
his socialising is fine, he's quick and funny. he just looks... like that.
@@billjones642 no! it's about his socializing sometimes
"Im a handsom lady."
-Johnnie guilbert 2024
Johnnie you should definitely go on another episode of blind dating
frr
And not get basic girls (no offense to basic girls) but they never pick him just cause they’re basic 😭😭
Not trying to mean but that’s normally how it goes down 😥
i agree
@@Ch-tw4rx like they actually need to put better people for Johnnie to even have a chance
“Johnnie Guilbert is so cute and I can’t believe these people didn’t chose him like what the fuck he’s perfect”
Johnnie had the deepest voice of any guy there. He can sing high and he can be loud but his normal talking voice sounds like a train engine. We need an alt version of this dating show girls would be fighting over him.
But you do realize normal or "non alternative women can like emo or alternative guys too, right? I hate basic men. Love the metal head men with long hair or goth/emo dark mysterious men😂 opposites do attract. Not all alternative men HAVE to be with alt women.
@@herpaderp-bp4peRight. But most basic people also have a basic type. That's just how it is.
@@herpaderp-bp4pe Most people find the alt style to be too much. I love rocker women but ALT is a stretch to me
@@herpaderp-bp4pe most normal ppl or "normies" dont even accept alt ppl.. they call em weirdos and just bully em.. and even those who accept em dont prefer to date em.. so it would be much easier to just bring in other alt girls.. this is coming from an alt myself
Okay but pumpkin is adorable. Not to mention you’re easily the best looking person there and hilarious 😂
Johnnie guilbert is so cute and I can’t believe these people didn’t choose him he’s perfect or something!!
Or something lol
or something alright
having to dye your hair black because your roots are blonde is such an under rated struggle.
It literally makes me look bald when it grows out 😭😭😭
@@Heidihatesfrogs2647real 😭 whenever i've dyed my hair dark and it grows out, it looks like i'm balding
@@vivineon it’s awful 😭😭💀
I love how johnnies outfit is js out shining everyone
fr i dont even remember their outfits (apart from kens polly pocket shirt)
I agree. But I like that style. Clearly she was way more vanilla. Or “basic” as you twenty something’s like to say
i love randomly imagining stumbling apon johnnie in a walmart screaming "PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUMPKIN!!!" while he's being shouted at to leave
😂😂
Johnnie don't insult your intelligence. You are perfect, just not for this lady! 🖤
Johnnie guilbert is so cute and i cant believe that these people didint choose him like what the fuck hes perfect or something
I love how the notification I got was “REATING to me on a dating show”
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 I NOTICED THAT TOO. HE WAS QUICK TO EDIT AND CHANGE HIS MISTAKE.
Same LMAO
I SO WANTED TO SCREENSHOT IT... 🤣 MISSED OPPORTUNITY THERE
SAME😭😭
LMAO I WAS TRYING TO FUGURE IT OUT BC I DIDIINT HAVE MY GLASSES ON BC I JUST WOKE UP LOLL
You're strong for being closed together with people like this for such a long time
Fr he is
We need him on a dating show for emos
*Yorkshire existing*
Johnnie: tHaTs nOT eVeN a ReaL pLaCe
I was so pissed when you were eliminated because why?! Giving the nickname pumpkin was so sweet!!!!
I showed the contestants to my family and they all picked you. Their reason? The aesthetic is there and you seem like a good guy. Thanks mom, dad and bro!
@@JohnnieGuilbert Trolling or not, it was sweet //__^
@@JohnnieGuilberttbh I definitely would’ve picked u
Tbh It was cringe but he played it off well, so it was funny lol
@@JohnnieGuilbertyeah but you were funny 😭😭
@@JohnnieGuilbert Can u do a video reacting to the other dating show u were on? :) If u don't want to or u don't see this comment that's fine.🖤🖤
"yo the chic next to this guy is rlly cute ....... Oh wait thats me"
You honestly seem like a sweet, shy guy. I really like the nickname "Pumpkin" btw. Love you Johnnie 🖤
@@JohnnieGuilbert i know, but it's still cute😊 Hope you have a good night Johnnie
@@JohnnieGuilbert everyone taking it seriously is killing me lmaoooo
@@Sophie-en8ceoof i hate when ppl think ur serious when ur clearly joking and u hv to explain it LIKE GAWD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS 😭😭
@@user-ml8go9yw6q I would like to clarify, I'm aware it was a joke, I just thought it was cute and funny. Sorry I offended anyone by saying something 🤦♀️
@@rbuckel no no i was just stating sumn random lul dw,, but I agree, pumpkin is lowkey an unironically cute nickname
The minute that blonde guy said "dont stop" i instantly thouht of the dont stop josh Hutcherson edit
I just love it when this mixed Ecuadorian middle aged lgbtq+ Latina covered in blood and tattoo ink posts!
MIXED ECUADORIAN PLS
El
Sí
4:20 Jonnie: I have no ass *sighs in disappointment*
me: *laughing on the floor*
I don’t know why the fuck she would eliminate you because you are so funny😭
Johnny Gilbert is so cute and I can’t believe these people didn’t choose him like wtf he’s perfect.
i just love when johnnie reats to himself
Did you draw ur pfp?
@@ainakailabontehehei dont think so i saw it on tt i may be wrong
@@ainakailabonteheheNope! i got it from tiktok i just cant remember the name
PUMPKIN, PUMPKIN! will be apart of Johnnie's undying legacy
if people think johnnie was awkward i should just give up at ever trying to find love. i dont know how he stayed so poised and came up with witty comments under all that pressure in a recording studio surrounded by people, plus he can play it off as cute and golden-retriever-boy-like or what ever the tiktokers are saying nowadays
1:19 no babe. We’re laughing with you not at you. That was adorable and funny and you… won my heart 🥺❤️
i cannot get over the leopard print shirt you had in the video it looks very good on you johnnie
"I have no a$$...ohhh...that's bad.."
LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT
yorkshire is in fact, a real place johnnie
that's a lie
@@lari933no lie
@@lari933Yorkshire is north of London and from Yorkshire, about 3 hours from Edinburgh, Scotland and an hour away from Saltburn by train. Yorkshire is known for their Yorkshire puddings and renowned for their chocolate.
@@ShotofTeai think he's talking about the county Yorkshire instead of the place in London..
@@kittyhumbleher Yes, he is. Just trying to explain where Yorkshire is.🤣 I have family there and lived in London.
“And then we lost me”…. 😂 ayyy I would choose you Johnnie because you making me laugh is the biggest win.
The guy: “Im originally from Yorkshire”
Johnnie:“ that’s not a real place”
Me who’s lived in Yorkshire my whole life : 👁️👄👁️
same 😭
Frrr what a silly billy 🔪🔪👴🏻
Guess we js live in lala land 🤷🏻♀️
same and the way the accent is nothing like the one he was doing
Yes same here. His accent wasn't northern at all though
Johnnie looks like my Royal High character in 2020
HELP
No amount of money could make me go on a dating show. That's a lie but still. It looks SO uncomfortable.
notice how everyone was standing with their legs apart all confident and he was standing like the proper lady he is
Shut up
“If I can’t gas light her and have to be manly , there’s really nothing for me,” johnnie
I can’t believe Jhonnie wasn’t chosen he’s so perfect 😍
🎃
*Johnnie
i need johnnie to be on more dating shows he’s the funniest one there
I adore Johnny's online personality & he's seems like a good guy!! 10 out of 10 would date
These shows are so cringe, I'm so sorry you had to go through this 😭😭
They always objectify each other
The ear thing was actually sweet "I'm always going to be listening" that was really cute jonnie
My favorite latina lesbian! ❤️
One of the tinasssss
Living
i love johnnies smile so much like holy shit his smile is so adorable and just yes just yes. I love his smile so much like damn so cute🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
JOHNNIE POSTED SO QUICK THAT HE TYPED "REAT" INSTEAD OF "RATE" I LOVE IT❣️🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I WISH HE WOULD'VE LEFT IT...
*react not rate
react*
@@lydiafaye3647what if their typo was part of the joke 🤯🤯
@@grub7774 they weren't making a joke. They made an observation(wrongfully) and an opinion based on it😯
@@lydiafaye3647 an observation about a typo and they made a typo too? obviously satirical
Johnnie I have severe anxiety too and I wish I could meet you cause your sense of humour is just like mine
I feel like Johnnie and the host had the best chemistry tbh
"Alright so its Christmas what would it be?" "Santa claus" HELPP💀
Johnnie Guilbert is so cute and I, I can't believe these people didn't choose him like wtf, he's perfect?
“I have no a$$…” *the loudest fu¢king sigh I’ve ever heard my life* “thats bad.” 4:20
“Yo the chic next to this guy is really cute, Oh wait thats me.” 11:58
That girl: “ contestant and I was lost in a star. What would you call me?”
Johnnie: “ I’d probably call you pumpkin, and I’d probably just shout really loudly PUMPKIN!!!! PUMPKIN!!!!, and I’d wait until someone either brings me a pumpkin, or you either show up, and I wouldn’t leave.”
That girl friend: “why pumpkin tho?”
Johnnie: “ it’s October.”
I can’t type at all, but the rest is really silly 12:23
I literally stopped watching the episode the moment she eliminated Johnnie 😂😂😂
Sameeeee😂😂
the second hand embarrassement RAHHH
HELPPPP
12:33-12:58 that whole pumpkin thing was so funny 😂😂
"The chick next to this guy is so cute" "oh wait that's me" 😂😂
dude, i wouldve cried if they put me on the spot like that.
"I'm single because i have anxiety" you're so fucking relatable johnnie
Johnnie should go on another dating show mixed in w/ a lineup of chicks, he would have a better shot at winning tbh
“ oh my god I look like I’m having a panic attack “ 😂😂😂
LOVE U JOHNNIEE!! u should go on more lol ur always the best option
*"Woah Look at those eyes. I'm a handsome lady."*
Johnnie just flirting with himself the whole video is iconic. Then the little parts where he makes fun of himself.
I missed you so much Johnnie. Glad to see you thriving all theses years later. I remember watching you after school in middle school:) and listing to your music on the walk home from school. Thank you so much for existing
Omg! I am so fricken happy I stumbled on your channel. I laughed so so hard with the "pumpkin!" I could visualize it. Just hearing Pumpkin on repeat. I would probably grab two pumpkins and a carving kit. "Jack O Lantern carving date!"
😂
I thought the whole Pumpkin thing was freaking hilarious and I would have picked based on that alone. My friend and I are the type to do Marco Polo occasionally in the store 🤷♀️ so I can appreciate the joke. Her loss. I vote for being the one to pick girls. If you have a type, have him get some girls that more your speed. With maybe one or two wildcards that might surprise you.
Johnnie saying you do you has me dyeingggg I love your content oh my goddd
Johnnie might have been the best person there, he's the funniest and most likeable guy ever
Johnnie : "I'm single because I have anxiety.".....story of my life. Lol😂 I love your videos!! Thanks for making me laugh when I feel sad.
johnnie guilbert is so cute and i can’t believe these people didn’t choose him like wtf he’s perfect
The "hEy iTs fReD" killed me that was litterally my childhood 😭
Johnnie is such a cool lady ,i would've definitely kept him till the end on a dating show
But pumpkin is actually such a cute nickname that I actually use 😭
I really love johnnies voice actually, i love voice cracks and his laugh is fantastic🤌
Johnnie should have won!
He's so perfect 🖤
He legit was the best one, funny, cute and sweet too😊
Love it when this tina escapes the retirement home to film for us😊
6:50 Johnnie saying yorkshire isnt real 😭😭
Ikr made me die 😭
U are so fucking sweet and funny , plus ur beautiful af...i dont understand, but her loss. Makes me happy seeing u smile, hope ur doing good ... Love u Johnnie, have a good night! 🌹🖤
For some reason I just saw this, and imma just put this out there, one reason why I love Johnny sm is bc he's literally my type.
NO BUT I agree with the fact it's clearly a show and they'll probably never speak to each other again after the video SO KEEP THE CONTENT. KEEP THE CONTENT.
Your Fred voice was great.
Johnnie Gilbert is so cute and I can’t believe these people didn’t chose him like wtf he is perfect or something
"The chick next to this guy is cute, oh wait thats me"
The fact that I got to know you bc of these videos makes me so happy, love you and your videos Johnnie 🖤❤
I can't believe he said Yorkshire isn't a real place 😭😭I literally live in Yorkshire
She clearly picks the wrong men if she didn’t pick Johnnie 🤦♀️
if jhoonie was on a dating show and i was the girl choosing, as soon as i hear this mans glorious voice its over for everyone else.
I think pumpkin is a hilarious nickname cause imagine you’re lost in the grocery store and your boyfriend shows up with a pumpkin
tbh u don’t seem that nervous it just looks like u were there to troll them