17:19 Heard a story on the radio this morning about Chattanooga, and literally yelled out loud to no one in my car "CHATTA-NOOOGEEE!!!". Fuck, I miss O&A.
Never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, i googled Riff Raff and proceeded to laugh for almost 2 minutes straight, goddamn what a spot on comparison no wonder Jesse got upset
Count yourself among the lucky ones... The amount of douchebags I knew that made going to see that old ass movie at a theater their entire personality is fucking mind numbing to say the least.
@@budgreenjeans the fact that you thought he mean riff raff the rapper made me laugh almost as hard the original joke did. Lol. It also makes me feel old. The new generation when they hear "riff raff" they think of a goofy juiced up white dude making ridiculous rhymes like "grabbing on my shlong doing handstands, hey Julia Styles, save the last dance".... Oh how times have changed.
@@TheJDgaff This is true but it was clear Larry loved that shit which was fine with me, I'd watch the UFO shows just to marvel at how these kooks would get on national television saying the dumbest shit. Not all of them were kooks, I liked Stanton Friedman even if I disagreed with him, but he was a smart fella. When they had the skeptic Michael Shermer on to debate the UFO people, it was glorious lol.
@102397509703036546966 Ohh shut up ya whining bitch. Sorry, but I've never liked my own comment, where do you even get the Cumia thing from? He's gone, I fucking hated that they fired him, I cancelled my subscription and have yet to renew, but I still listen to Opie & Jim, as well as Anthony.
***** He lives in a Mansion on Long Island. I would imagine that if he wanted an apartment in Manhattan (The most expensive place on earth per square foot), he could get one right now.
"rocky horror, riff raff hairdo" must be put down as the single most insulting off the cuff random comparison / personal / concise / long term effective BURN of all time!! Kudos Jimmy Norton LMAO
The fact that Jimmy had to fumble a bit to spit out that golden insult illustrates how quick his mind worked in the moment to come up with such a hilarious reference.
Typical Jesse Ventura fanboy logic: Fanboy: "What if 9/11 was caused by Unicorns?" Smart Person: "You're an idiot." Fanboy: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING QUESTIONS?! ALL I'M DOING IS ASKING QUESTIONS!!"
+cory stereo What does that have to do with how intellectual Opie is? Are you saying that when Jim was making his decision he asked himself "hmm.... Which person is smarter?"
2:15:17 DAMN!!! We got robbed out of Ant doing Jesse "The Fonz" Ventura thanks to Opie's joyless interruption and the clip of WTC7 coming up in the studio. His combo impressions are my favorite moments on the show.
That line deserves to be time stamped and pinned to the top of the comment section. That might be the funniest individual word spoken by Anthony, impression or orherwise.
+creepyd444 Big difference between a random conspiracy nut getting heated in a debate (that all three hosts threw their two cents in throughout the debate btw), and someone who was once your friend and coworker taking personal shots at you and your family as well as shots at your career, especially since Jimmy is very much involved in the issue but refuses to speak up.
A guest making an ass of himself in a debate is very far from equating relationships between dudes who've known and worked with each other for 20 years.
mikemoair They're using the HARP technology to make unfavourable conditions for balloons. Why would they do that? I'm just asking the questions. Thank you for your service.
I saw a little series starring Jessie. The first episode was about him debunking the JFK assassination. He made himself look like a secret agent detective. People kept calling him "Governor" for no reason. It was hilarious.
I respect Jesse for what he has done and I think he's well-intentionned and entertaining, but when he slammed that mic, I just fucking cringed. I saw a couple of his interviews and he uses the "tough boy" tactic A LOT. It's a shame because it works with most people, but little Jimmy here didn't bite on that bs. Big props to him. That day, he was the the bigger man. Jesse should step on his ego and come back on the show. No need to apologize if he's too tough for that kind of thing, but maybe just say something along the line: "Yeah, I got mad and I went too far, ah ah". Pretty sure he would gain back a bit of respect out of that. The ball is in your hand, Jesse.
lollin about jimmy ranting angrily about the "corny", "phony" and "overrated" nature of Nine Inch Nails recording one of their best albums while his favorite band remains kiss
"one of their best albums" Not only just that, 'The Downward Spiral' was the reason why Trent Reznor was called the most influential artist of the 1990's by Rolling Stones or Time or some magazine. Trent Reznor was MASSIVELY influential in the 90's.
You are right ....this is literally about as good as Opie is capable of, because he was playing along but letting the others do the heavy lifting w/o immediately feeling threatened or like the odd man out and resisted becoming a joke bombadeer and max try hard for the next couple of hours!
I FARTED, BUT I HAVE A LOW CARB INTAKE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE FARTED... ONLY ONE THING COULD HAVE CAUSED ME TO EAT GASSY FOOD..... MIND CONTROL! I WAS ON THE INSIDE!
Well, don’t forget that he would also interrupt his funny, talented, cohosts and comedic guests to go to a retarded caller, that completely drained the hilarity and life out of everyone in the room..
He takes himself too serious which makes him look even more ridiculous but Jesse has always been spot on about how regime change war never works out for anyone but the US and spreading democracy in regions like the middle eastern wastelands is futile and just a really lazy excuse.
I like Ventura but holy shit this is spot on!😂😂😂😂😂 “I was a navy seal! I was on the inside! I don’t see one apple in the place!” Anthony had me in tears the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂
+N Word Joe its called a voice replicator just like the government used on 9/11 with the phone calls from airline passengers to their families!!!!!!! the boys are agents of the military industrial complex!!
The Dr who treated Booth was Samuel Mudd. They actually held him at the Fort at Dry Tortuga, but he was later released. Was also the origin of the phrase "your name is mud"
This comment section is great...it's split between people who like/dislike Jesse but everybody finds it funny. I think the best effect this show has is forcing you to take unimportant things less seriously. Guaranteed they will tear apart at least one thing you hold near and dear if you listen long enough...I love it.
If the government (or whoever) wanted Alex Jones dead, he'd be dead. People with power don't make death threats. A normal-looking guy with glasses on walks up behind you, shoots you in the back of the head with a silenced .22, and then walks away calmly. And that's the first, last and only contact. One other thing: I want Bugliosi's JFK book. His O.J. book was one of the best things I've ever read, ever.
A suppressed .22 with subsonic ammunition is still louder 20x louder than a Jackhammer. Suppressors are more for lowering the sound of a gun to levels where permanent hearing damage won't occur. The best way to describe a suppressed gun vs a non suppressed gun is that you'll hear an unsuppressed gun throughout your neighbourhood, whereas a suppressed gun you'll hear down the street.
What?? Why would you talk about something you have no idea about? Why even take the time to type in something you obviously just made up? A .22 suppressed is about 110 decibels. A jackhammer is about 135 decibels. That would be 2700 decibels @ 20 x 135. Have you ever shot a gun? Obviously not or you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself in this way. I really, really don’t get why people lie just to Try to impress people they've never met
My coworker and I regularly went plinking with .22 Short out of a S&W 422. It doesn’t generate enough blowback to fully work the slide using standard loads, and, just like the movies, the only thing you hear is the metallic click-clack of the slide half-cycling open. And that was without a silencer or suppressor, mind you. (No ‘ffft ffft’ sound.)
32:00 I love that, in Jim and Ant's world, the CIA just rings people up like "hey, Jack Ruby, CIA calling, we got a job for ya and we'll explain the reasoning and backstory". In the CIA's ideal world, everyone does everything for the benefit of the CIA and nobody knows what the CIA is. If someone was handling Oswald/Ruby (not saying they were, but if) they didn't give Oswald nor Ruby any actual information. Both assassins likely thought they were acting in someone else's interests, both were likely handled at several arms' length. The CIA doesn't even tell the people who WORK IN THE CIA what they're doing and why. That's what a clandestine organization is and how they operate. Nobody has the full pieces of the puzzle. Oswald was a fanatic with military training and Ruby was a shady owner of a shady club. Both were easily leveraged and manipulated, and both were easily tied up loose ends when they outlived being useful. You know, IF that's how it went down
Also, Jesse says he is computer illiterate, yet many of his conspiracy theories center around computers. So here's a guy who by his own admission has no idea how computers work, yet he asserts they can do these magical things. Back in the 80s, computers were couched in popular culture as being able to do anything. Look at the movies. But not any more, because people understand roughly WHAT a computer can do and what it cannot. Except Jesse, apparently.
Jimmy and all of you who have a chance to expose this clown, please do it!!! You should bring him back and ask him again about ''those who where not confirmed dead'' and then bring the families in studio.Hope it humbles him.
My wife, to me: “why do you randomly say ‘THERMITE PAINT’ in a weird voice every so often?”
BECAUSE HONEY! ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY!
You really cant help it"The harp project!!!!"
@@rufflesdan YOU know that I KNOW that YOU KNOW, that the Harp Unit’s doing MIND CONTROL!
@@alexanderbean7737 hilarious!!!
I WAS ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!
Me to my wife when i’m losing an argument: “thank you for your service, tough guy”
What's her counter?
HARP SHES USING MIYND CONTROL
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc He's dead now, his wife couldn't take anymore tough guy comments... RIP Jerseymike2277.
The comments here are really pissing me off. Mr. Ventura deserves more respect. He was a governor! A Navy Seal! A balloon blower-upper!
+Cliff Trainor lmfao
+Cliff Trainor you forgot he fought a predator
+Cliff Trainor He was on the inside!
+Cliff Trainor oh you...
+Cliff Trainor Ventura is a buffoon.
17:19 Heard a story on the radio this morning about Chattanooga, and literally yelled out loud to no one in my car "CHATTA-NOOOGEEE!!!". Fuck, I miss O&A.
BarroomHero, that’s Gold. I say Chip-isms all the time. My wife hates being called Muh Lady’ 🤣
Sounded like Yosemite Sam 😂
Holy shit, Anthony's Jesse impression is hilarious!
danielsan7876
I dont even have to hear it. sometimes I'm just walkin along and suddenly I think "MIND CONTROL!" and then I die every time
danielsan7876 ITS A CONSPIRACY! Thank you for your service to our country
Check out James Adomian. He does a great Jesse!
Doesn't really sound like him. Will Saso is much better
Anthony doesn't sound exactly like him but the improv is good. Will sounds exactly like him and great improv as well. @@nialllappin4159
Never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, i googled Riff Raff and proceeded to laugh for almost 2 minutes straight, goddamn what a spot on comparison no wonder Jesse got upset
I kno it’s two years late but I want to thank you. I always thought rift raft the corny white rapper. I never got that till now. Well done sir
@JcDaniel Trust me, you'll *LOVE* it. Especially if you see it in a theater with a crowd.
@JcDaniel its really not like that and the songs are actually good. Fuckin watch it !!!!!!!
Count yourself among the lucky ones... The amount of douchebags I knew that made going to see that old ass movie at a theater their entire personality is fucking mind numbing to say the least.
@@budgreenjeans the fact that you thought he mean riff raff the rapper made me laugh almost as hard the original joke did. Lol. It also makes me feel old. The new generation when they hear "riff raff" they think of a goofy juiced up white dude making ridiculous rhymes like "grabbing on my shlong doing handstands, hey Julia Styles, save the last dance".... Oh how times have changed.
This is Anthony at his best. A governor, a fighter, a navy seal. A balloon blower upper.
pretty funny. usually makes me chuckle every time he does it
This show actually was a small propaganda branch of republican establishment, that’s why they were in a big network and very mainstream
@pedroestevesmeireles5383 besides Fox "news" the media is mostly moderately liberal.
Anthony single handedly kept this show alive
Always. Him and Jimmy were the GOAT
You forgot about Sam and the famous Roberts BJs.
Take Jimmy out, and still would have been great@@favrerules04
@@favrerules04Jimmy was corny half the time. Ant makes the show
@@TepanecaAnt kept it real, Jim kept it corny, Opie kept the listerners calls coming through
When Anthony does his Jesse impression I sometimes honestly think they're playing a clip. Fuck he's good.
He does these impressions you’d swear it was the real person
@@budgreenjeans one hour ago Damn. just relistening to this tonight
Will sasso does it better
@@budgreenjeans in other words you condone that???
I just wanna kno if I’m kissing nat king cole over here
3 hours and 20 minutes, and ant's jesse impression never got old
marvelous :)
MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNND CONTROOOOOL
*****
"I just blew apart your argument" "I would know, I was a Governor, a fighter, I was on the inside"
A NNNNNAVY SSSSSEAL
Not even once
I was a figh tur a gover nur, a navy sheal
"When was 9/11?" -Gregg "Opie" Hughes
Blueberries are a stand alone fruit
9th day of november.
Owens shut your cake horn!
@@DrewOwen040 You mean bluhhhberriessss. As the comedic legend Opie himself says.
Only time I’ve found him funny was when he genuinely wasn’t trying , lmao.
Larry King asking “Who cares?” Is hilarious
Larry king don't believe anyone's shit lol
@@BigDoggrt66 Larry was well-known to have UFO kooks on his show all the time, though.
@@citypopFM To be fair, Larry had to fill a lot of time over the years lol.
@@TheJDgaff This is true but it was clear Larry loved that shit which was fine with me, I'd watch the UFO shows just to marvel at how these kooks would get on national television saying the dumbest shit. Not all of them were kooks, I liked Stanton Friedman even if I disagreed with him, but he was a smart fella. When they had the skeptic Michael Shermer on to debate the UFO people, it was glorious lol.
@@citypopFM UFOs are real though lol. Sad! Many such cases!
Ant ripping on Ventura right in front of Joe Derosa....what is Joe supposed to tell his wrestler friends?
Don't forget governor AND Navy SEAL!!!
ShaneKarma376 A
Hahahahahaha
@@MMOhawked Fucking lol
I love Ventura, but god damn every minute of this is GOLD.
Me too!!
Every minute of this is TRUE.
@102397509703036546966 Ohh shut up ya whining bitch. Sorry, but I've never liked my own comment, where do you even get the Cumia thing from? He's gone, I fucking hated that they fired him, I cancelled my subscription and have yet to renew, but I still listen to Opie & Jim, as well as Anthony.
***** He lives in a Mansion on Long Island. I would imagine that if he wanted an apartment in Manhattan (The most expensive place on earth per square foot), he could get one right now.
Jessica is an idiot....
The Incas were never in charge. It was always Mayan control.
Jet this shld have more likes
Hahaha! Fucken gold.
You won't believe what you don't know.
Hahhha fucking dying. I read it outloud in ants impression voice
They wouldn’t even let me see their calendar and I’m an ex-governor! A Navy Seal! A fighter!
"rocky horror, riff raff hairdo" must be put down as the single most insulting off the cuff random comparison / personal / concise / long term effective BURN of all time!!
Kudos Jimmy Norton LMAO
u got a link to that full show
TunedCavityLasers The thought of it makes me laugh every time. Fucking genius! He stabbed him and twisted the knife, the wound will never close
Agreed. One of the funniest things I've heard in my entire life
And you can insult the dickbag who played riff raff by insulting his stupid elderly jesse Ventura haircut
The fact that Jimmy had to fumble a bit to spit out that golden insult illustrates how quick his mind worked in the moment to come up with such a hilarious reference.
Typical Jesse Ventura fanboy logic:
Fanboy: "What if 9/11 was caused by Unicorns?"
Smart Person: "You're an idiot."
Fanboy: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING QUESTIONS?! ALL I'M DOING IS ASKING QUESTIONS!!"
Rick Steck says the ventura fan lol
Rick Steck Puppet? Yet you Ventura puppets defend a racist marxist like Obama logic lol
+Agent of Chaos so Muslim extremists weren't behind 9/11? So I guess the US government was also behind the 1993 WTC bombing too right?
I couldn't stop imitating Jesse all weekend after listening to this.
IT'S A FALSE FLAG OPERASHUN
Thank you for your shervish!
rakuen:Callisto! Mind Control!
rakuen:Callisto! Forever changed hearing “I’m just asking questions” and “miiiindcontrol”
I did the exact same shit and made anything my girlfriend said a conspiracy in my Jesse voice. She wasn't exactly having the fun I had all weekend.
@J V HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GULF OF TONKIN INSHIDENT??
Jesse should do a tampon commercial. "I dont have time to bleed!"
FUUUUUUUCK!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, but jimmy should. He was on his period in that interview.
@@boneappleteeth3127 leave some for Jesse
@@boneappleteeth3127 suuuuuuuuure...
LMAO
This might be my favorite of Ant’s many impressions.
1:02:15 "He can't hang intellectually" says Opie, who'd just sit in the background and piggyback on anything Anthony & Jim said.
cory stereo Did I hurt your feelings, Opie?
+E101ification To be honest, none of them are really "intelligent", quick witted, funny sure.
+RancorousC when they would talk about the sciences the best they do is random 'fun facts'
+RancorousC when they would talk about the sciences the best they do is random 'fun facts'
+cory stereo
What does that have to do with how intellectual Opie is? Are you saying that when Jim was making his decision he asked himself "hmm.... Which person is smarter?"
Anthony's Jesse impression is the funniest thing I've ever heard. "DON'T GIVE ME YOUR POPPYCOCK!"
CHATTANOOGY
BALLOONS!
Hey you can't forget the THERMITE PAINT
MMMINDCONTROLL!!!!
@@810wasaninsidejob9 what's with your avatar?
Love hearing Opie talk about people not having an audience.
2:15:17 DAMN!!! We got robbed out of Ant doing Jesse "The Fonz" Ventura thanks to Opie's joyless interruption and the clip of WTC7 coming up in the studio. His combo impressions are my favorite moments on the show.
Snowayyyy
Gotta steer the ship
9/11 Unhappy days
Thermite paint HAARP unhappy days
CHATTA-NOOGEE
Ant had me cracking up with that impression
That line deserves to be time stamped and pinned to the top of the comment section. That might be the funniest individual word spoken by Anthony, impression or orherwise.
@@borrisg4972 about that....anybody got a stamp? I need to mail a letter to my penpal.
Bert Stare 17:20
@@leemcqueen500 THANK YOU FOR THE TIME STAMP
Anthony is a fine impressionist, Jim is a fine character actor, and Opie does a fine impression of a hacky radio hosts!
That's not an impression, Opie is just a hack
PleaseSendSerotonin excellent
@@hamburgerjones695 plumbers make a lot of money
@@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 found the idiot. Make as much money as you want that won't save you from being a hack.
@@TheReid1233 Leave it alone.
Listened to this for the 50th time just to hear Ant say “balloon blower upper”
1:45:46 for anyone who wants a time stamp
I listen to this once or twice per year. Jimmy and Ant are amazing
"When he was 21 there were bigger things. The Kaiser was roaming all over Europe."
LMFAO!!!
Maybe he was talking about kaiser rolls?
Plum Island??? Is that near Chattanoogie???!!!
47:35
2010 Opie: It wasn't my fight, it was Jimmy's fight.
2015 Opie: Why didn't you stick up for me when Ant was attacking me, Jimmy?
+creepyd444 RIGHT? God I hope Jimmy leaves that asshole soon and goes over to Anthony's show.
+creepyd444 Actually opie later said he just wanted jummy to say anything because there were a lot of awkward silences.
+creepyd444 Big difference between a random conspiracy nut getting heated in a debate (that all three hosts threw their two cents in throughout the debate btw), and someone who was once your friend and coworker taking personal shots at you and your family as well as shots at your career, especially since Jimmy is very much involved in the issue but refuses to speak up.
Yup
A guest making an ass of himself in a debate is very far from equating relationships between dudes who've known and worked with each other for 20 years.
Every time Anthony says "thermite" I laugh.
+James Reese THERMITE-A-PAINT!!!
+E101ification SUPER THERMITE PAINT KILLED KENNEDY!!!!!
+James Reese what about the thermite keyzz!
MIND CONTROL
I was a navy seal!!!
I just realized why Jessie didn't want to fight Jimmy.....he ain't got time to bleed.
1:57:12 i think this is one of the most overlooked and hilarious O&A sound clips ever ever 😆
Jesse ventura looks more like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar.
Lmao Jesus Christ I can’t unsee it now
I could listen to this a thousand times.
mikemoair You're a former balloon blowerupper!!!
mikemoair They're using the HARP technology to make unfavourable conditions for balloons. Why would they do that?
I'm just asking the questions. Thank you for your service.
I'M CONVINCED IT'S THEE ILLUWYNARTYYY!!!
Lyesergic Brainwave ITS MIND CONTROL!!!!!
Lyesergic Brainwave I don't know because whenever I've asked they just stonewall me!
I'M A FORMER GOVERNOR, A FIGHTER, A NAVY SEAL!
@Ricky Parmar SECRET SOCIETIES!
MIND CONTROL
YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW
A UPS DRIVER!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY?
"Riff Raff with the Rocky Horror Haircut" LOL! priceless! Jim Norton is a legend!
Tylos how is he a hero 😂
@daledenton1132 I love Jessie, but Jimmy double tapped him in the back of the head with that one.
That fucking impression is one of the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Thanks for putting these together man.
I’m here from compound media’s Jesse “The Bicuspid” Dentura video
I saw a little series starring Jessie. The first episode was about him debunking the JFK assassination.
He made himself look like a secret agent detective. People kept calling him "Governor" for no reason. It was hilarious.
Ventura is an idiot LOL
Where is it?
He's a former Governor of Minnesota. That's why people call him Governor.
Matthew Eugene Rosa Ok what exactly is Jesse Ventura an "expert" on?
Matthew Eugene Rosa
Did you take your meds today?
This is gut busting hilarious
"We met a man in a white van in the desert and he told us the Real story!"
so many missed free candy jokes there.
@@chrisaltobelli suuure. Here's Uncle Paul's Turkish taffy.
I would love for Uncle Paul or Ted to interview him..
Anthony's Ventura impression is spot on lol
FROGMANNN SUITTT
I respect Jesse for what he has done and I think he's well-intentionned and entertaining, but when he slammed that mic, I just fucking cringed. I saw a couple of his interviews and he uses the "tough boy" tactic A LOT. It's a shame because it works with most people, but little Jimmy here didn't bite on that bs. Big props to him. That day, he was the the bigger man.
Jesse should step on his ego and come back on the show. No need to apologize if he's too tough for that kind of thing, but maybe just say something along the line: "Yeah, I got mad and I went too far, ah ah". Pretty sure he would gain back a bit of respect out of that. The ball is in your hand, Jesse.
This is such a great collection, I hadn't heard a lot of these. "I'm the governor let me in the stockroom"
The "I gotta get organised" line killed it
I always thought it was Jimmy’s “implication, we have the Commonality of language” line that got Jesse the most ..
Opie filming Jesse, but not having the balls to say anything to him, is quintessential Opie.
I wouldn't mind it so much, but the way Opie went after other broadcasters for not attacking Mancow is peak hypocrisy.
Like you would
The Riff Raff line is the best thing Jimmy has ever said.
Opie lived in new york in 2001, couldnt recall what year the towers fell
Jesse was right; that HAARP system is dangerous.
Opie is exceptionally dumb. Have you heard him try to read?
Ant’s Jessie Ventura is the best impression ever. Awesome.
lollin about jimmy ranting angrily about the "corny", "phony" and "overrated" nature of Nine Inch Nails recording one of their best albums while his favorite band remains kiss
"one of their best albums" Not only just that, 'The Downward Spiral' was the reason why Trent Reznor was called the most influential artist of the 1990's by Rolling Stones or Time or some magazine. Trent Reznor was MASSIVELY influential in the 90's.
Reznor and Manson are phoney clowns.
@Shit Hawk I hate Kiss but Thin Lizzy are awesome, so go Listen to more NIN and Manson you poor tortured soul.
@Shit Hawk and you listen to cartoony versions of real industrial music.
@Shit Hawk well that's good.
Ant at his best
Opie was even pretty good
Jim - Rocky Horror Hairdo - beyond legendary
You are right ....this is literally about as good as Opie is capable of, because he was playing along but letting the others do the heavy lifting w/o immediately feeling threatened or like the odd man out and resisted becoming a joke bombadeer and max try hard for the next couple of hours!
My go to O&A clips when they rip on Jesse. Ants Ventura impressions are spot on
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT SHTEEL BEAMS! I WAS IN THE NAVY SHEALS! YOU NEVER SHERVED SO YOU CAN'T SHAY ANYTHING!
I FARTED, BUT I HAVE A LOW CARB INTAKE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE FARTED... ONLY ONE THING COULD HAVE CAUSED ME TO EAT GASSY FOOD..... MIND CONTROL! I WAS ON THE INSIDE!
Aided by THERMITE PAINT!
Tell me again what Opie brought to the show? Besides cuttings to breaks....
Well, don’t forget that he would also interrupt his funny, talented, cohosts and comedic guests to go to a retarded caller, that completely drained the hilarity and life out of everyone in the room..
He takes himself too serious which makes him look even more ridiculous but Jesse has always been spot on about how regime change war never works out for anyone but the US and spreading democracy in regions like the middle eastern wastelands is futile and just a really lazy excuse.
The part about manson and Nine inch nails was hilarious
Dark Forces, maaaaan!
Holy fuck the Looney Tunes conspiracy bit had me in stitches.
Gobbersmack Chattanoogie!?
Im a governor.
@@ryukenhondaraiden A Navy SEAAAAL
@@ryukenhondaraiden A FIGHTUHRRR
@@ryukenhondaraiden 🤣🤣🤣😁👊🤘👊😇
I love when Patrice appears unexpected,I wish that would happen today in real time
:(
Even four years later and Anthony being gone this is still one of the funniest compilations ever. Thermite paint!!
*MIND CONTROL!!!!*
Anthony’s gone? I didnt know he was sick..
For some reason this is the video that introduce me to Opie and Anthony and I haven't been the same since.
Jimmy had me laughing hysterically when he was talking about Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson.
Raoul Duke missing the Duke especially lately during all of this political shit
Thank GOD they didn't go into Trent's cocaine/alcohol addictions. 12 Step Jimmy would still be going on about it to this fuckin day.
That bummed me out I love those bands. How can you call MM and NIN corny while Kiss is one of your favorite bands?
@@7Be he’s an asshole. Trent didn’t even know the house was the Tate house when I rented it.
Why don’t you stand where Reginald Denny had a toilet bounced off his face and play the hormonica 😂😂
"UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised"
Am I the only one who is reading every comment in Jesse Ventura's voice?
I'm doing the same...but I keep adding "BACK TO YOU MCMAHON!"
Hard to believe all of this is ten years old already. Feel like I listened to it for the first time yesterday.
I like Ventura but holy shit this is spot on!😂😂😂😂😂 “I was a navy seal! I was on the inside! I don’t see one apple in the place!” Anthony had me in tears the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂
1:31:59 I think Ope really thought it was a coincidence that Lime Disease was first reported in Lime, CT 😂
Pretty sure he was trying to be funny, key emphasis on trying lol
...all these years later, Lil' Jimmy Norton's "Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Haircut" Jesse Ventura line, is one of the greatest insults.... ever.
Honestly I'll give Jesse credit he did predict electronic voting scams lol
People complained about them beforehand.
Anyone with half a brain predicted that.
@@cousinzeke4888LOL, you believe that it was a scam?
@@natwolf687 Do you not?
1:35:42 "The Democrips and the Rebloodlicans" is the most douche chill inducing thing ever.
His fans lap it up though
Spoken like a true 3rd party "Independems13t!"
that impression is so on point i lose my shit every time. when they bring up wrestling references in his voice i die.
+FilththeEnabler i love how you can hear Ant perfect the impression over time
+N Word Joe its called a voice replicator just like the government used on 9/11 with the phone calls from airline passengers to their families!!!!!!! the boys are agents of the military industrial complex!!
+Jo Koe and the governments conspiracy to use drones covered in Thermite
The Dr who treated Booth was Samuel Mudd. They actually held him at the Fort at Dry Tortuga, but he was later released. Was also the origin of the phrase "your name is mud"
Excellent 👍
Currently reading all comments in Ventura's voice
Jesse Ventura is a lunatic
Jimmy’s rant on NIN and Marilyn Manson is freaking gold!
WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO GET THERMITE PAINT
This comment section is great...it's split between people who like/dislike Jesse but everybody finds it funny. I think the best effect this show has is forcing you to take unimportant things less seriously. Guaranteed they will tear apart at least one thing you hold near and dear if you listen long enough...I love it.
If the government (or whoever) wanted Alex Jones dead, he'd be dead. People with power don't make death threats. A normal-looking guy with glasses on walks up behind you, shoots you in the back of the head with a silenced .22, and then walks away calmly. And that's the first, last and only contact.
One other thing: I want Bugliosi's JFK book. His O.J. book was one of the best things I've ever read, ever.
No way they go with a shooting. Poisoning or car "accident".
A suppressed .22 with subsonic ammunition is still louder 20x louder than a Jackhammer. Suppressors are more for lowering the sound of a gun to levels where permanent hearing damage won't occur.
The best way to describe a suppressed gun vs a non suppressed gun is that you'll hear an unsuppressed gun throughout your neighbourhood, whereas a suppressed gun you'll hear down the street.
What?? Why would you talk about something you have no idea about? Why even take the time to type in something you obviously just made up? A .22 suppressed is about 110 decibels. A jackhammer is about 135 decibels. That would be 2700 decibels @ 20 x 135. Have you ever shot a gun? Obviously not or you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself in this way. I really, really don’t get why people lie just to Try to impress people they've never met
Jeffrey Epstein's death: am I a joke to you?
My coworker and I regularly went plinking with .22 Short out of a S&W 422. It doesn’t generate enough blowback to fully work the slide using standard loads, and, just like the movies, the only thing you hear is the metallic click-clack of the slide half-cycling open. And that was without a silencer or suppressor, mind you. (No ‘ffft ffft’ sound.)
“Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.”
Opie saying it was Jimmy's fight after avoiding Ventura is one of his most weaselly moments.
Ventura avoided Jimmy
Agreed, and Opie avoided Ventura. This would be fine if Opie wasn't going after him for avoiding confrontation moments before.
When Jimmy gets rolling he is fucking unstoppable. The way he fully accepts and enjoys a bomb especially if it's from him is hysterical.
32:00 I love that, in Jim and Ant's world, the CIA just rings people up like "hey, Jack Ruby, CIA calling, we got a job for ya and we'll explain the reasoning and backstory". In the CIA's ideal world, everyone does everything for the benefit of the CIA and nobody knows what the CIA is. If someone was handling Oswald/Ruby (not saying they were, but if) they didn't give Oswald nor Ruby any actual information. Both assassins likely thought they were acting in someone else's interests, both were likely handled at several arms' length. The CIA doesn't even tell the people who WORK IN THE CIA what they're doing and why. That's what a clandestine organization is and how they operate. Nobody has the full pieces of the puzzle. Oswald was a fanatic with military training and Ruby was a shady owner of a shady club. Both were easily leveraged and manipulated, and both were easily tied up loose ends when they outlived being useful. You know, IF that's how it went down
I love when Ant says "YEAAHH MAAAN!".
1:57:24 oh jesus, it sounds just like a gta radio ad.
I hate when some celeb claims they can reveal names, and then never do. Regards, Corey feldman
He revealed a few. He might get sued.
Also, Jesse says he is computer illiterate, yet many of his conspiracy theories center around computers. So here's a guy who by his own admission has no idea how computers work, yet he asserts they can do these magical things.
Back in the 80s, computers were couched in popular culture as being able to do anything. Look at the movies. But not any more, because people understand roughly WHAT a computer can do and what it cannot. Except Jesse, apparently.
Jimmy and all of you who have a chance to expose this clown, please do it!!! You should bring him back and ask him again about ''those who where not confirmed dead'' and then bring the families in studio.Hope it humbles him.
20:24 "whoo whoo i invented olly north and cocaine!" "tell'em fred!"
ant nails this impression, the subtle chuckle before he says something that jesse thinks is profound.
"hah...thats what ide like to know"
"What are ya gonna do, throw him down the stairs with KISS?"
Holy fuck I'm dry heaving.
There is a Denny's in LA named Reginald Denny's where you don't have to worry about high cholesterol eggs because they only beat the whites. Mannnnnnn
the top right photo looks like that old Jon Lovitz Cartoon the Critic
Buy his book
Thank goodness we had Opie and Sam.
Who are you calling a stoop?! :)
My absolute favorite recording in the world ever.
Anthony Cumia at his absolute best
I love Jesse Ventura, but this is the best 3 hours on TH-cam