17:19 Heard a story on the radio this morning about Chattanooga, and literally yelled out loud to no one in my car "CHATTA-NOOOGEEE!!!". Fuck, I miss O&A.
Never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, i googled Riff Raff and proceeded to laugh for almost 2 minutes straight, goddamn what a spot on comparison no wonder Jesse got upset
Count yourself among the lucky ones... The amount of douchebags I knew that made going to see that old ass movie at a theater their entire personality is fucking mind numbing to say the least.
@@budgreenjeans the fact that you thought he mean riff raff the rapper made me laugh almost as hard the original joke did. Lol. It also makes me feel old. The new generation when they hear "riff raff" they think of a goofy juiced up white dude making ridiculous rhymes like "grabbing on my shlong doing handstands, hey Julia Styles, save the last dance".... Oh how times have changed.
@@TheJDgaff This is true but it was clear Larry loved that shit which was fine with me, I'd watch the UFO shows just to marvel at how these kooks would get on national television saying the dumbest shit. Not all of them were kooks, I liked Stanton Friedman even if I disagreed with him, but he was a smart fella. When they had the skeptic Michael Shermer on to debate the UFO people, it was glorious lol.
"rocky horror, riff raff hairdo" must be put down as the single most insulting off the cuff random comparison / personal / concise / long term effective BURN of all time!! Kudos Jimmy Norton LMAO
The fact that Jimmy had to fumble a bit to spit out that golden insult illustrates how quick his mind worked in the moment to come up with such a hilarious reference.
@102397509703036546966 Ohh shut up ya whining bitch. Sorry, but I've never liked my own comment, where do you even get the Cumia thing from? He's gone, I fucking hated that they fired him, I cancelled my subscription and have yet to renew, but I still listen to Opie & Jim, as well as Anthony.
***** He lives in a Mansion on Long Island. I would imagine that if he wanted an apartment in Manhattan (The most expensive place on earth per square foot), he could get one right now.
Typical Jesse Ventura fanboy logic: Fanboy: "What if 9/11 was caused by Unicorns?" Smart Person: "You're an idiot." Fanboy: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING QUESTIONS?! ALL I'M DOING IS ASKING QUESTIONS!!"
@@slyjokerg that's where Jack Crawford offered Hannibal Lector he'd be transferred to if he gave information that led to the finding of SENATOR MARTINS daughter Catherine who was abducted by BUFFALO BILL
2:15:17 DAMN!!! We got robbed out of Ant doing Jesse "The Fonz" Ventura thanks to Opie's joyless interruption and the clip of WTC7 coming up in the studio. His combo impressions are my favorite moments on the show.
+cory stereo What does that have to do with how intellectual Opie is? Are you saying that when Jim was making his decision he asked himself "hmm.... Which person is smarter?"
Well, don’t forget that he would also interrupt his funny, talented, cohosts and comedic guests to go to a retarded caller, that completely drained the hilarity and life out of everyone in the room..
+creepyd444 Big difference between a random conspiracy nut getting heated in a debate (that all three hosts threw their two cents in throughout the debate btw), and someone who was once your friend and coworker taking personal shots at you and your family as well as shots at your career, especially since Jimmy is very much involved in the issue but refuses to speak up.
A guest making an ass of himself in a debate is very far from equating relationships between dudes who've known and worked with each other for 20 years.
I FARTED, BUT I HAVE A LOW CARB INTAKE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE FARTED... ONLY ONE THING COULD HAVE CAUSED ME TO EAT GASSY FOOD..... MIND CONTROL! I WAS ON THE INSIDE!
You are right ....this is literally about as good as Opie is capable of, because he was playing along but letting the others do the heavy lifting w/o immediately feeling threatened or like the odd man out and resisted becoming a joke bombadeer and max try hard for the next couple of hours!
That line deserves to be time stamped and pinned to the top of the comment section. That might be the funniest individual word spoken by Anthony, impression or orherwise.
mikemoair They're using the HARP technology to make unfavourable conditions for balloons. Why would they do that? I'm just asking the questions. Thank you for your service.
I saw a little series starring Jessie. The first episode was about him debunking the JFK assassination. He made himself look like a secret agent detective. People kept calling him "Governor" for no reason. It was hilarious.
+N Word Joe its called a voice replicator just like the government used on 9/11 with the phone calls from airline passengers to their families!!!!!!! the boys are agents of the military industrial complex!!
I like Ventura but holy shit this is spot on!😂😂😂😂😂 “I was a navy seal! I was on the inside! I don’t see one apple in the place!” Anthony had me in tears the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂
He takes himself too serious which makes him look even more ridiculous but Jesse has always been spot on about how regime change war never works out for anyone but the US and spreading democracy in regions like the middle eastern wastelands is futile and just a really lazy excuse.
lollin about jimmy ranting angrily about the "corny", "phony" and "overrated" nature of Nine Inch Nails recording one of their best albums while his favorite band remains kiss
"one of their best albums" Not only just that, 'The Downward Spiral' was the reason why Trent Reznor was called the most influential artist of the 1990's by Rolling Stones or Time or some magazine. Trent Reznor was MASSIVELY influential in the 90's.
If the government (or whoever) wanted Alex Jones dead, he'd be dead. People with power don't make death threats. A normal-looking guy with glasses on walks up behind you, shoots you in the back of the head with a silenced .22, and then walks away calmly. And that's the first, last and only contact. One other thing: I want Bugliosi's JFK book. His O.J. book was one of the best things I've ever read, ever.
A suppressed .22 with subsonic ammunition is still louder 20x louder than a Jackhammer. Suppressors are more for lowering the sound of a gun to levels where permanent hearing damage won't occur. The best way to describe a suppressed gun vs a non suppressed gun is that you'll hear an unsuppressed gun throughout your neighbourhood, whereas a suppressed gun you'll hear down the street.
What?? Why would you talk about something you have no idea about? Why even take the time to type in something you obviously just made up? A .22 suppressed is about 110 decibels. A jackhammer is about 135 decibels. That would be 2700 decibels @ 20 x 135. Have you ever shot a gun? Obviously not or you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself in this way. I really, really don’t get why people lie just to Try to impress people they've never met
My coworker and I regularly went plinking with .22 Short out of a S&W 422. It doesn’t generate enough blowback to fully work the slide using standard loads, and, just like the movies, the only thing you hear is the metallic click-clack of the slide half-cycling open. And that was without a silencer or suppressor, mind you. (No ‘ffft ffft’ sound.)
As crazy as Jesse sounds here, I DO like the fact that he stood up to Vince McMahon and both tried to get wrestlers unionized, called out Hogan's bullshit at the end of Wrestlemania 5 and sued for royalties for his commentary being used on home video releases. Good for him. But he's still a nutjob lol.
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc True, but still called out Hogan both in commentary and in interviews, beat Vince in court and don't forget Jessie also cares about MIND control. And if you get a chance, do a search here on the tube for Will Sasso's videos doing impressions of Jesse Ventura. Some of the best laughs I've ever had in my life.
My wife, to me: “why do you randomly say ‘THERMITE PAINT’ in a weird voice every so often?”
BECAUSE HONEY! ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY!
You really cant help it"The harp project!!!!"
@@rufflesdan YOU know that I KNOW that YOU KNOW, that the Harp Unit’s doing MIND CONTROL!
@@alexanderbean7737 hilarious!!!
I WAS ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!
Me to my wife when i’m losing an argument: “thank you for your service, tough guy”
What's her counter?
HARP SHES USING MIYND CONTROL
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc He's dead now, his wife couldn't take anymore tough guy comments... RIP Jerseymike2277.
This is Anthony at his best. A governor, a fighter, a navy seal. A balloon blower upper.
pretty funny. usually makes me chuckle every time he does it
This show actually was a small propaganda branch of republican establishment, that’s why they were in a big network and very mainstream
@pedroestevesmeireles5383 besides Fox "news" the media is mostly moderately liberal.
17:19 Heard a story on the radio this morning about Chattanooga, and literally yelled out loud to no one in my car "CHATTA-NOOOGEEE!!!". Fuck, I miss O&A.
BarroomHero, that’s Gold. I say Chip-isms all the time. My wife hates being called Muh Lady’ 🤣
Sounded like Yosemite Sam 😂
The comments here are really pissing me off. Mr. Ventura deserves more respect. He was a governor! A Navy Seal! A balloon blower-upper!
+Cliff Trainor lmfao
+Cliff Trainor you forgot he fought a predator
+Cliff Trainor He was on the inside!
+Cliff Trainor oh you...
+Cliff Trainor Ventura is a buffoon.
When Anthony does his Jesse impression I sometimes honestly think they're playing a clip. Fuck he's good.
He does these impressions you’d swear it was the real person
@@budgreenjeans one hour ago Damn. just relistening to this tonight
Will sasso does it better
@@budgreenjeans in other words you condone that???
I just wanna kno if I’m kissing nat king cole over here
Anthony's Jesse impression is the funniest thing I've ever heard. "DON'T GIVE ME YOUR POPPYCOCK!"
CHATTANOOGY
BALLOONS!
Hey you can't forget the THERMITE PAINT
MMMINDCONTROLL!!!!
@@810wasaninsidejob9 what's with your avatar?
Never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, i googled Riff Raff and proceeded to laugh for almost 2 minutes straight, goddamn what a spot on comparison no wonder Jesse got upset
I kno it’s two years late but I want to thank you. I always thought rift raft the corny white rapper. I never got that till now. Well done sir
@JcDaniel Trust me, you'll *LOVE* it. Especially if you see it in a theater with a crowd.
@JcDaniel its really not like that and the songs are actually good. Fuckin watch it !!!!!!!
Count yourself among the lucky ones... The amount of douchebags I knew that made going to see that old ass movie at a theater their entire personality is fucking mind numbing to say the least.
@@budgreenjeans the fact that you thought he mean riff raff the rapper made me laugh almost as hard the original joke did. Lol. It also makes me feel old. The new generation when they hear "riff raff" they think of a goofy juiced up white dude making ridiculous rhymes like "grabbing on my shlong doing handstands, hey Julia Styles, save the last dance".... Oh how times have changed.
Holy shit, Anthony's Jesse impression is hilarious!
danielsan7876
I dont even have to hear it. sometimes I'm just walkin along and suddenly I think "MIND CONTROL!" and then I die every time
danielsan7876 ITS A CONSPIRACY! Thank you for your service to our country
Check out James Adomian. He does a great Jesse!
Doesn't really sound like him. Will Saso is much better
Anthony doesn't sound exactly like him but the improv is good. Will sounds exactly like him and great improv as well. @@nialllappin4159
Anthony single handedly kept this show alive
Always. Him and Jimmy were the GOAT
You forgot about Sam and the famous Roberts BJs.
Take Jimmy out, and still would have been great@@favrerules04
@@favrerules04Jimmy was corny half the time. Ant makes the show
@@TepanecaAnt kept it real, Jim kept it corny, Opie kept the listerners calls coming through
3 hours and 20 minutes, and ant's jesse impression never got old
marvelous :)
MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNND CONTROOOOOL
*****
"I just blew apart your argument" "I would know, I was a Governor, a fighter, I was on the inside"
A NNNNNAVY SSSSSEAL
Not even once
I was a figh tur a gover nur, a navy sheal
Jesse should do a tampon commercial. "I dont have time to bleed!"
FUUUUUUUCK!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, but jimmy should. He was on his period in that interview.
@@boneappleteeth3127 leave some for Jesse
@@boneappleteeth3127 suuuuuuuuure...
Larry King asking “Who cares?” Is hilarious
Larry king don't believe anyone's shit lol
@@BigDoggrt66 Larry was well-known to have UFO kooks on his show all the time, though.
@@citypopFM To be fair, Larry had to fill a lot of time over the years lol.
@@TheJDgaff This is true but it was clear Larry loved that shit which was fine with me, I'd watch the UFO shows just to marvel at how these kooks would get on national television saying the dumbest shit. Not all of them were kooks, I liked Stanton Friedman even if I disagreed with him, but he was a smart fella. When they had the skeptic Michael Shermer on to debate the UFO people, it was glorious lol.
@@citypopFM UFOs are real though lol. Sad! Many such cases!
"rocky horror, riff raff hairdo" must be put down as the single most insulting off the cuff random comparison / personal / concise / long term effective BURN of all time!!
Kudos Jimmy Norton LMAO
u got a link to that full show
TunedCavityLasers The thought of it makes me laugh every time. Fucking genius! He stabbed him and twisted the knife, the wound will never close
Agreed. One of the funniest things I've heard in my entire life
And you can insult the dickbag who played riff raff by insulting his stupid elderly jesse Ventura haircut
The fact that Jimmy had to fumble a bit to spit out that golden insult illustrates how quick his mind worked in the moment to come up with such a hilarious reference.
"When was 9/11?" -Gregg "Opie" Hughes
Blueberries are a stand alone fruit
9th day of november.
Owens shut your cake horn!
@@DrewOwen040 You mean bluhhhberriessss. As the comedic legend Opie himself says.
Only time I’ve found him funny was when he genuinely wasn’t trying , lmao.
This is such a great collection, I hadn't heard a lot of these. "I'm the governor let me in the stockroom"
The Incas were never in charge. It was always Mayan control.
Jet this shld have more likes
Hahaha! Fucken gold.
You won't believe what you don't know.
Hahhha fucking dying. I read it outloud in ants impression voice
They wouldn’t even let me see their calendar and I’m an ex-governor! A Navy Seal! A fighter!
Listened to this for the 50th time just to hear Ant say “balloon blower upper”
1:45:46 for anyone who wants a time stamp
I love Ventura, but god damn every minute of this is GOLD.
Me too!!
Every minute of this is TRUE.
@102397509703036546966 Ohh shut up ya whining bitch. Sorry, but I've never liked my own comment, where do you even get the Cumia thing from? He's gone, I fucking hated that they fired him, I cancelled my subscription and have yet to renew, but I still listen to Opie & Jim, as well as Anthony.
***** He lives in a Mansion on Long Island. I would imagine that if he wanted an apartment in Manhattan (The most expensive place on earth per square foot), he could get one right now.
Jessica is an idiot....
Typical Jesse Ventura fanboy logic:
Fanboy: "What if 9/11 was caused by Unicorns?"
Smart Person: "You're an idiot."
Fanboy: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING QUESTIONS?! ALL I'M DOING IS ASKING QUESTIONS!!"
Rick Steck says the ventura fan lol
Rick Steck Puppet? Yet you Ventura puppets defend a racist marxist like Obama logic lol
+Agent of Chaos so Muslim extremists weren't behind 9/11? So I guess the US government was also behind the 1993 WTC bombing too right?
This might be my favorite of Ant’s many impressions.
Every time Anthony says "thermite" I laugh.
+James Reese THERMITE-A-PAINT!!!
+E101ification SUPER THERMITE PAINT KILLED KENNEDY!!!!!
+James Reese what about the thermite keyzz!
MIND CONTROL
I was a navy seal!!!
I listen to this once or twice per year. Jimmy and Ant are amazing
"Riff Raff with the Rocky Horror Haircut" LOL! priceless! Jim Norton is a legend!
Tylos how is he a hero 😂
@daledenton1132 I love Jessie, but Jimmy double tapped him in the back of the head with that one.
I couldn't stop imitating Jesse all weekend after listening to this.
IT'S A FALSE FLAG OPERASHUN
Thank you for your shervish!
rakuen:Callisto! Mind Control!
rakuen:Callisto! Forever changed hearing “I’m just asking questions” and “miiiindcontrol”
I did the exact same shit and made anything my girlfriend said a conspiracy in my Jesse voice. She wasn't exactly having the fun I had all weekend.
@J V HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GULF OF TONKIN INSHIDENT??
Plum Island??? Is that near Chattanoogie???!!!
@@slyjokerg that's where Jack Crawford offered Hannibal Lector he'd be transferred to if he gave information that led to the finding of SENATOR MARTINS daughter Catherine who was abducted by BUFFALO BILL
2:15:17 DAMN!!! We got robbed out of Ant doing Jesse "The Fonz" Ventura thanks to Opie's joyless interruption and the clip of WTC7 coming up in the studio. His combo impressions are my favorite moments on the show.
Snowayyyy
Gotta steer the ship
9/11 Unhappy days
Thermite paint HAARP unhappy days
Ant ripping on Ventura right in front of Joe Derosa....what is Joe supposed to tell his wrestler friends?
Don't forget governor AND Navy SEAL!!!
ShaneKarma376 A
Hahahahahaha
@@MMOhawked Fucking lol
This is gut busting hilarious
"We met a man in a white van in the desert and he told us the Real story!"
so many missed free candy jokes there.
@@chrisaltobelli suuure. Here's Uncle Paul's Turkish taffy.
I would love for Uncle Paul or Ted to interview him..
Thanks for putting these together man.
Opie filming Jesse, but not having the balls to say anything to him, is quintessential Opie.
I wouldn't mind it so much, but the way Opie went after other broadcasters for not attacking Mancow is peak hypocrisy.
Like you would
1:02:15 "He can't hang intellectually" says Opie, who'd just sit in the background and piggyback on anything Anthony & Jim said.
cory stereo Did I hurt your feelings, Opie?
+E101ification To be honest, none of them are really "intelligent", quick witted, funny sure.
+RancorousC when they would talk about the sciences the best they do is random 'fun facts'
+RancorousC when they would talk about the sciences the best they do is random 'fun facts'
+cory stereo
What does that have to do with how intellectual Opie is? Are you saying that when Jim was making his decision he asked himself "hmm.... Which person is smarter?"
The "I gotta get organised" line killed it
Anthony is a fine impressionist, Jim is a fine character actor, and Opie does a fine impression of a hacky radio hosts!
That's not an impression, Opie is just a hack
PleaseSendSerotonin excellent
@@hamburgerjones695 plumbers make a lot of money
@@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 found the idiot. Make as much money as you want that won't save you from being a hack.
@@TheReid1233 Leave it alone.
"When he was 21 there were bigger things. The Kaiser was roaming all over Europe."
LMFAO!!!
Maybe he was talking about kaiser rolls?
Tell me again what Opie brought to the show? Besides cuttings to breaks....
Well, don’t forget that he would also interrupt his funny, talented, cohosts and comedic guests to go to a retarded caller, that completely drained the hilarity and life out of everyone in the room..
Love hearing Opie talk about people not having an audience.
Holy fuck the Looney Tunes conspiracy bit had me in stitches.
Gobbersmack Chattanoogie!?
Im a governor.
@@ryukenhondaraiden A Navy SEAAAAL
@@ryukenhondaraiden A FIGHTUHRRR
@@ryukenhondaraiden 🤣🤣🤣😁👊🤘👊😇
That fucking impression is one of the funniest thing I've ever heard.
1:31:59 I think Ope really thought it was a coincidence that Lime Disease was first reported in Lime, CT 😂
Even four years later and Anthony being gone this is still one of the funniest compilations ever. Thermite paint!!
*MIND CONTROL!!!!*
Anthony’s gone? I didnt know he was sick..
I always thought it was Jimmy’s “implication, we have the Commonality of language” line that got Jesse the most ..
47:35
2010 Opie: It wasn't my fight, it was Jimmy's fight.
2015 Opie: Why didn't you stick up for me when Ant was attacking me, Jimmy?
+creepyd444 RIGHT? God I hope Jimmy leaves that asshole soon and goes over to Anthony's show.
+creepyd444 Actually opie later said he just wanted jummy to say anything because there were a lot of awkward silences.
+creepyd444 Big difference between a random conspiracy nut getting heated in a debate (that all three hosts threw their two cents in throughout the debate btw), and someone who was once your friend and coworker taking personal shots at you and your family as well as shots at your career, especially since Jimmy is very much involved in the issue but refuses to speak up.
Yup
A guest making an ass of himself in a debate is very far from equating relationships between dudes who've known and worked with each other for 20 years.
I FARTED, BUT I HAVE A LOW CARB INTAKE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE FARTED... ONLY ONE THING COULD HAVE CAUSED ME TO EAT GASSY FOOD..... MIND CONTROL! I WAS ON THE INSIDE!
Aided by THERMITE PAINT!
Anthony's Ventura impression is spot on lol
FROGMANNN SUITTT
1:57:12 i think this is one of the most overlooked and hilarious O&A sound clips ever ever 😆
I’m here from compound media’s Jesse “The Bicuspid” Dentura video
That is the funniest video on TH-cam! 😂 laughed harder than anything
Ant at his best
Opie was even pretty good
Jim - Rocky Horror Hairdo - beyond legendary
You are right ....this is literally about as good as Opie is capable of, because he was playing along but letting the others do the heavy lifting w/o immediately feeling threatened or like the odd man out and resisted becoming a joke bombadeer and max try hard for the next couple of hours!
...all these years later, Lil' Jimmy Norton's "Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Haircut" Jesse Ventura line, is one of the greatest insults.... ever.
Ants impression is so good, you almost start to think it’s Jessie. Lol
CHATTA-NOOGEE
Ant had me cracking up with that impression
That line deserves to be time stamped and pinned to the top of the comment section. That might be the funniest individual word spoken by Anthony, impression or orherwise.
@@borrisg4972 about that....anybody got a stamp? I need to mail a letter to my penpal.
Bert Stare 17:20
@@leemcqueen500 THANK YOU FOR THE TIME STAMP
“Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.”
Honestly I'll give Jesse credit he did predict electronic voting scams lol
People complained about them beforehand.
Anyone with half a brain predicted that.
@@cousinzeke4888LOL, you believe that it was a scam?
@@natwolf687 Do you not?
I could listen to this a thousand times.
mikemoair You're a former balloon blowerupper!!!
mikemoair They're using the HARP technology to make unfavourable conditions for balloons. Why would they do that?
I'm just asking the questions. Thank you for your service.
I'M CONVINCED IT'S THEE ILLUWYNARTYYY!!!
Lyesergic Brainwave ITS MIND CONTROL!!!!!
Lyesergic Brainwave I don't know because whenever I've asked they just stonewall me!
I saw a little series starring Jessie. The first episode was about him debunking the JFK assassination.
He made himself look like a secret agent detective. People kept calling him "Governor" for no reason. It was hilarious.
Ventura is an idiot LOL
Where is it?
He's a former Governor of Minnesota. That's why people call him Governor.
Matthew Eugene Rosa Ok what exactly is Jesse Ventura an "expert" on?
Matthew Eugene Rosa
Did you take your meds today?
Opie saying it was Jimmy's fight after avoiding Ventura is one of his most weaselly moments.
Ventura avoided Jimmy
Agreed, and Opie avoided Ventura. This would be fine if Opie wasn't going after him for avoiding confrontation moments before.
Ant’s Jessie Ventura is the best impression ever. Awesome.
"UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised"
that impression is so on point i lose my shit every time. when they bring up wrestling references in his voice i die.
+FilththeEnabler i love how you can hear Ant perfect the impression over time
+N Word Joe its called a voice replicator just like the government used on 9/11 with the phone calls from airline passengers to their families!!!!!!! the boys are agents of the military industrial complex!!
+Jo Koe and the governments conspiracy to use drones covered in Thermite
I'M A FORMER GOVERNOR, A FIGHTER, A NAVY SEAL!
@Ricky Parmar SECRET SOCIETIES!
MIND CONTROL
YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW
A UPS DRIVER!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY?
The Riff Raff line is the best thing Jimmy has ever said.
"What are ya gonna do, throw him down the stairs with KISS?"
Holy fuck I'm dry heaving.
Opie lived in new york in 2001, couldnt recall what year the towers fell
Jesse was right; that HAARP system is dangerous.
Opie is exceptionally dumb. Have you heard him try to read?
For some reason this is the video that introduce me to Opie and Anthony and I haven't been the same since.
Jimmy had me laughing hysterically when he was talking about Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson.
Raoul Duke missing the Duke especially lately during all of this political shit
Thank GOD they didn't go into Trent's cocaine/alcohol addictions. 12 Step Jimmy would still be going on about it to this fuckin day.
That bummed me out I love those bands. How can you call MM and NIN corny while Kiss is one of your favorite bands?
@@7Be he’s an asshole. Trent didn’t even know the house was the Tate house when I rented it.
Why don’t you stand where Reginald Denny had a toilet bounced off his face and play the hormonica 😂😂
The part about manson and Nine inch nails was hilarious
Dark Forces, maaaaan!
Anthony's Jesse Ventura impression is one of the funniest things on the show. LOL
Hands down one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Anthony is fucking hilarious. 🤣
Jesse ventura looks more like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar.
Lmao Jesus Christ I can’t unsee it now
Hard to believe all of this is ten years old already. Feel like I listened to it for the first time yesterday.
20:24 "whoo whoo i invented olly north and cocaine!" "tell'em fred!"
There is a Denny's in LA named Reginald Denny's where you don't have to worry about high cholesterol eggs because they only beat the whites. Mannnnnnn
I just realized why Jessie didn't want to fight Jimmy.....he ain't got time to bleed.
Larry King:"Who cares!!!!! {pause} Jesse Ventura....very interesting stuff..."
I like Ventura but holy shit this is spot on!😂😂😂😂😂 “I was a navy seal! I was on the inside! I don’t see one apple in the place!” Anthony had me in tears the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂
ant nails this impression, the subtle chuckle before he says something that jesse thinks is profound.
"hah...thats what ide like to know"
He takes himself too serious which makes him look even more ridiculous but Jesse has always been spot on about how regime change war never works out for anyone but the US and spreading democracy in regions like the middle eastern wastelands is futile and just a really lazy excuse.
I have to come back to listen to these mockery shows. :D
lollin about jimmy ranting angrily about the "corny", "phony" and "overrated" nature of Nine Inch Nails recording one of their best albums while his favorite band remains kiss
"one of their best albums" Not only just that, 'The Downward Spiral' was the reason why Trent Reznor was called the most influential artist of the 1990's by Rolling Stones or Time or some magazine. Trent Reznor was MASSIVELY influential in the 90's.
Reznor and Manson are phoney clowns.
@Shit Hawk I hate Kiss but Thin Lizzy are awesome, so go Listen to more NIN and Manson you poor tortured soul.
@Shit Hawk and you listen to cartoony versions of real industrial music.
@Shit Hawk well that's good.
Jimmy’s rant on NIN and Marilyn Manson is freaking gold!
*We've got the Jesse Ventura action figure with dandelion like hairdo. Be dialing people!*
thank you
WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO GET THERMITE PAINT
I love Jesse Ventura, but this is the best 3 hours on TH-cam
1:35:42 "The Democrips and the Rebloodlicans" is the most douche chill inducing thing ever.
His fans lap it up though
Spoken like a true 3rd party "Independems13t!"
"I'm driving!!!" - Pixelated Head Guy
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT SHTEEL BEAMS! I WAS IN THE NAVY SHEALS! YOU NEVER SHERVED SO YOU CAN'T SHAY ANYTHING!
If the government (or whoever) wanted Alex Jones dead, he'd be dead. People with power don't make death threats. A normal-looking guy with glasses on walks up behind you, shoots you in the back of the head with a silenced .22, and then walks away calmly. And that's the first, last and only contact.
One other thing: I want Bugliosi's JFK book. His O.J. book was one of the best things I've ever read, ever.
No way they go with a shooting. Poisoning or car "accident".
A suppressed .22 with subsonic ammunition is still louder 20x louder than a Jackhammer. Suppressors are more for lowering the sound of a gun to levels where permanent hearing damage won't occur.
The best way to describe a suppressed gun vs a non suppressed gun is that you'll hear an unsuppressed gun throughout your neighbourhood, whereas a suppressed gun you'll hear down the street.
What?? Why would you talk about something you have no idea about? Why even take the time to type in something you obviously just made up? A .22 suppressed is about 110 decibels. A jackhammer is about 135 decibels. That would be 2700 decibels @ 20 x 135. Have you ever shot a gun? Obviously not or you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself in this way. I really, really don’t get why people lie just to Try to impress people they've never met
Jeffrey Epstein's death: am I a joke to you?
My coworker and I regularly went plinking with .22 Short out of a S&W 422. It doesn’t generate enough blowback to fully work the slide using standard loads, and, just like the movies, the only thing you hear is the metallic click-clack of the slide half-cycling open. And that was without a silencer or suppressor, mind you. (No ‘ffft ffft’ sound.)
This fuckin guy is funnier than 99 percent of the comics on the planet. Norton and Opie were working off a genius
Amazing uploads Jasonayeiter, keep em' coming!
Ant's first shut up is hilarious
oh derp. its right there in related vids. good show man!
the top right photo looks like that old Jon Lovitz Cartoon the Critic
Buy his book
>"Is Thermite Paint Important to Live?.. Where are Corey Haim's Groceries Jesse??"
those fuckin homer simpson soundbites are killing me lmao
Nuwanda84 BOOORRING
_13:02_
_Sam Roberts:_ I like how they tested it on elderly dementia patients
_Anthony Cumia:_ *AND THEY DIED!!!*
Does Jesse know that Lyme disease has been around for a long time? The caveman Otzi had Lyme disease
It's a conspiracy lemon disease
I love when Ant says "YEAAHH MAAAN!".
Jesse on Theo Von Podcast and Theo could not get a word in, Hilarious
Just the way Jesse likes it.
As crazy as Jesse sounds here, I DO like the fact that he stood up to Vince McMahon and both tried to get wrestlers unionized, called out Hogan's bullshit at the end of Wrestlemania 5 and sued for royalties for his commentary being used on home video releases. Good for him. But he's still a nutjob lol.
Once he got SAG union benefits he dropped it. He only pretends to care about issues that only affect him.
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc True, but still called out Hogan both in commentary and in interviews, beat Vince in court and don't forget Jessie also cares about MIND control. And if you get a chance, do a search here on the tube for Will Sasso's videos doing impressions of Jesse Ventura. Some of the best laughs I've ever had in my life.
@@TV-TonyWill Sasso as Jesse is solid gold basically