Opie & Anthony: Jesse Ventura Mockery (2010)

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  • @alexanderbean7737
    @alexanderbean7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    My wife, to me: “why do you randomly say ‘THERMITE PAINT’ in a weird voice every so often?”

    • @jessediaz307
      @jessediaz307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BECAUSE HONEY! ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY!

    • @rufflesdan
      @rufflesdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You really cant help it"The harp project!!!!"

    • @alexanderbean7737
      @alexanderbean7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rufflesdan YOU know that I KNOW that YOU KNOW, that the Harp Unit’s doing MIND CONTROL!

    • @rufflesdan
      @rufflesdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alexanderbean7737 hilarious!!!

    • @ryukenhondaraiden
      @ryukenhondaraiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I WAS ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!

  • @Jerseymike2277
    @Jerseymike2277 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Me to my wife when i’m losing an argument: “thank you for your service, tough guy”

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's her counter?

    • @Yourmomshouse32
      @Yourmomshouse32 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      HARP SHES USING MIYND CONTROL

    • @dmc3079
      @dmc3079 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Thunderchild-gz4gc He's dead now, his wife couldn't take anymore tough guy comments... RIP Jerseymike2277.

  • @clifftrainor6774
    @clifftrainor6774 9 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The comments here are really pissing me off. Mr. Ventura deserves more respect. He was a governor! A Navy Seal! A balloon blower-upper!

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Cliff Trainor lmfao

    • @Mlotshaw1
      @Mlotshaw1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Cliff Trainor you forgot he fought a predator

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Cliff Trainor He was on the inside!

    • @omayrasdemesne
      @omayrasdemesne 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Cliff Trainor oh you...

    • @Dalwhinnie15
      @Dalwhinnie15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Cliff Trainor Ventura is a buffoon.

  • @TheBarroomHero321
    @TheBarroomHero321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    17:19 Heard a story on the radio this morning about Chattanooga, and literally yelled out loud to no one in my car "CHATTA-NOOOGEEE!!!". Fuck, I miss O&A.

    • @Patrick_B687-3
      @Patrick_B687-3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BarroomHero, that’s Gold. I say Chip-isms all the time. My wife hates being called Muh Lady’ 🤣

    • @bearworldwide101
      @bearworldwide101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounded like Yosemite Sam 😂

  • @FranzFerdinand76
    @FranzFerdinand76 9 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Holy shit, Anthony's Jesse impression is hilarious!

    • @jan-hendrikvanderahee4003
      @jan-hendrikvanderahee4003 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      danielsan7876
      I dont even have to hear it. sometimes I'm just walkin along and suddenly I think "MIND CONTROL!" and then I die every time

    • @minesisbigger
      @minesisbigger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      danielsan7876 ITS A CONSPIRACY! Thank you for your service to our country

    • @ojmetal6698
      @ojmetal6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check out James Adomian. He does a great Jesse!

    • @nialllappin4159
      @nialllappin4159 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doesn't really sound like him. Will Saso is much better

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc หลายเดือนก่อน

      Anthony doesn't sound exactly like him but the improv is good. Will sounds exactly like him and great improv as well. ​@@nialllappin4159

  • @leetskeet4476
    @leetskeet4476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, i googled Riff Raff and proceeded to laugh for almost 2 minutes straight, goddamn what a spot on comparison no wonder Jesse got upset

    • @budgreenjeans
      @budgreenjeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I kno it’s two years late but I want to thank you. I always thought rift raft the corny white rapper. I never got that till now. Well done sir

    • @dtklamf7457
      @dtklamf7457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @JcDaniel Trust me, you'll *LOVE* it. Especially if you see it in a theater with a crowd.

    • @lyzzlyzzy1023
      @lyzzlyzzy1023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JcDaniel its really not like that and the songs are actually good. Fuckin watch it !!!!!!!

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Count yourself among the lucky ones... The amount of douchebags I knew that made going to see that old ass movie at a theater their entire personality is fucking mind numbing to say the least.

    • @pimplepickerton
      @pimplepickerton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@budgreenjeans the fact that you thought he mean riff raff the rapper made me laugh almost as hard the original joke did. Lol. It also makes me feel old. The new generation when they hear "riff raff" they think of a goofy juiced up white dude making ridiculous rhymes like "grabbing on my shlong doing handstands, hey Julia Styles, save the last dance".... Oh how times have changed.

  • @chipfreedom8598
    @chipfreedom8598 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is Anthony at his best. A governor, a fighter, a navy seal. A balloon blower upper.

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pretty funny. usually makes me chuckle every time he does it

    • @pedroestevesmeireles5383
      @pedroestevesmeireles5383 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This show actually was a small propaganda branch of republican establishment, that’s why they were in a big network and very mainstream

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@pedroestevesmeireles5383 besides Fox "news" the media is mostly moderately liberal.

  • @dito7347
    @dito7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Anthony single handedly kept this show alive

    • @favrerules04
      @favrerules04 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Always. Him and Jimmy were the GOAT

    • @blender124
      @blender124 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You forgot about Sam and the famous Roberts BJs.

    • @DukeSilverRS
      @DukeSilverRS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Take Jimmy out, and still would have been great​@@favrerules04

    • @Tepaneca
      @Tepaneca 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@favrerules04Jimmy was corny half the time. Ant makes the show

    • @TheReelStuff
      @TheReelStuff หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TepanecaAnt kept it real, Jim kept it corny, Opie kept the listerners calls coming through

  • @goobienoob3589
    @goobienoob3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    When Anthony does his Jesse impression I sometimes honestly think they're playing a clip. Fuck he's good.

    • @budgreenjeans
      @budgreenjeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He does these impressions you’d swear it was the real person

    • @ednakrabapoly
      @ednakrabapoly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@budgreenjeans one hour ago Damn. just relistening to this tonight

    • @gbae636
      @gbae636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will sasso does it better

    • @j.w.4514
      @j.w.4514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@budgreenjeans in other words you condone that???

    • @budgreenjeans
      @budgreenjeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just wanna kno if I’m kissing nat king cole over here

  • @boosh90
    @boosh90 11 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    3 hours and 20 minutes, and ant's jesse impression never got old
    marvelous :)

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNND CONTROOOOOL

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *****
      "I just blew apart your argument" "I would know, I was a Governor, a fighter, I was on the inside"

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A NNNNNAVY SSSSSEAL

    • @TheDeathwalker86
      @TheDeathwalker86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even once

    • @jayski8987
      @jayski8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was a figh tur a gover nur, a navy sheal

  • @DJPsyq
    @DJPsyq 11 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "When was 9/11?" -Gregg "Opie" Hughes

    • @DrewOwen040
      @DrewOwen040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blueberries are a stand alone fruit

    • @sdry
      @sdry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      9th day of november.

    • @charles67198
      @charles67198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Owens shut your cake horn!

    • @JohnDoe-cj1cw
      @JohnDoe-cj1cw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrewOwen040 You mean bluhhhberriessss. As the comedic legend Opie himself says.

    • @XanVicious
      @XanVicious 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only time I’ve found him funny was when he genuinely wasn’t trying , lmao.

  • @MJAce85
    @MJAce85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Larry King asking “Who cares?” Is hilarious

    • @BigDoggrt66
      @BigDoggrt66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Larry king don't believe anyone's shit lol

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BigDoggrt66 Larry was well-known to have UFO kooks on his show all the time, though.

    • @TheJDgaff
      @TheJDgaff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@citypopFM To be fair, Larry had to fill a lot of time over the years lol.

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheJDgaff This is true but it was clear Larry loved that shit which was fine with me, I'd watch the UFO shows just to marvel at how these kooks would get on national television saying the dumbest shit. Not all of them were kooks, I liked Stanton Friedman even if I disagreed with him, but he was a smart fella. When they had the skeptic Michael Shermer on to debate the UFO people, it was glorious lol.

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@citypopFM UFOs are real though lol. Sad! Many such cases!

  • @ShaneKarma376
    @ShaneKarma376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Ant ripping on Ventura right in front of Joe Derosa....what is Joe supposed to tell his wrestler friends?

    • @MMOhawked
      @MMOhawked 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't forget governor AND Navy SEAL!!!

    • @tyreejeballard
      @tyreejeballard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ShaneKarma376 A

    • @superstraight8402
      @superstraight8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @stray2614
      @stray2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MMOhawked Fucking lol

  • @BumpyHumpyDumpy
    @BumpyHumpyDumpy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love Ventura, but god damn every minute of this is GOLD.

    • @DannyFromLA23
      @DannyFromLA23 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!!

    • @malakamike8125
      @malakamike8125 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every minute of this is TRUE.

    • @BumpyHumpyDumpy
      @BumpyHumpyDumpy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @102397509703036546966 Ohh shut up ya whining bitch. Sorry, but I've never liked my own comment, where do you even get the Cumia thing from? He's gone, I fucking hated that they fired him, I cancelled my subscription and have yet to renew, but I still listen to Opie & Jim, as well as Anthony.

    • @BumpyHumpyDumpy
      @BumpyHumpyDumpy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** He lives in a Mansion on Long Island. I would imagine that if he wanted an apartment in Manhattan (The most expensive place on earth per square foot), he could get one right now.

    • @maynardferguson9599
      @maynardferguson9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jessica is an idiot....

  • @JGSuttonJr
    @JGSuttonJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The Incas were never in charge. It was always Mayan control.

    • @slimmike56
      @slimmike56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jet this shld have more likes

    • @OHMR-bo5qz
      @OHMR-bo5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha! Fucken gold.

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You won't believe what you don't know.

    • @PhillyBee13
      @PhillyBee13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahhha fucking dying. I read it outloud in ants impression voice

    • @andrewfujiki616
      @andrewfujiki616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They wouldn’t even let me see their calendar and I’m an ex-governor! A Navy Seal! A fighter!

  • @ZeroMass
    @ZeroMass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "rocky horror, riff raff hairdo" must be put down as the single most insulting off the cuff random comparison / personal / concise / long term effective BURN of all time!!
    Kudos Jimmy Norton LMAO

    • @MacLMokkit
      @MacLMokkit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      u got a link to that full show

    • @マシュードーラン
      @マシュードーラン 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TunedCavityLasers The thought of it makes me laugh every time. Fucking genius! He stabbed him and twisted the knife, the wound will never close

    • @favrerules04
      @favrerules04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. One of the funniest things I've heard in my entire life

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you can insult the dickbag who played riff raff by insulting his stupid elderly jesse Ventura haircut

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The fact that Jimmy had to fumble a bit to spit out that golden insult illustrates how quick his mind worked in the moment to come up with such a hilarious reference.

  • @tedsheckler1495
    @tedsheckler1495 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Typical Jesse Ventura fanboy logic:
    Fanboy: "What if 9/11 was caused by Unicorns?"
    Smart Person: "You're an idiot."
    Fanboy: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASKING QUESTIONS?! ALL I'M DOING IS ASKING QUESTIONS!!"

    • @christopherriseslasttime7062
      @christopherriseslasttime7062 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rick Steck says the ventura fan lol

    • @christopherriseslasttime7062
      @christopherriseslasttime7062 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rick Steck Puppet? Yet you Ventura puppets defend a racist marxist like Obama logic lol

    • @caesar349
      @caesar349 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Agent of Chaos so Muslim extremists weren't behind 9/11? So I guess the US government was also behind the 1993 WTC bombing too right?

  • @rakuencallisto
    @rakuencallisto 10 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I couldn't stop imitating Jesse all weekend after listening to this.
    IT'S A FALSE FLAG OPERASHUN

    • @tubian323
      @tubian323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you for your shervish!

    • @kgbslim6385
      @kgbslim6385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rakuen:Callisto! Mind Control!

    • @nimo517
      @nimo517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rakuen:Callisto! Forever changed hearing “I’m just asking questions” and “miiiindcontrol”

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did the exact same shit and made anything my girlfriend said a conspiracy in my Jesse voice. She wasn't exactly having the fun I had all weekend.

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @J V HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GULF OF TONKIN INSHIDENT??

  • @bryanjajo6979
    @bryanjajo6979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Jesse should do a tampon commercial. "I dont have time to bleed!"

    • @lfkk4640
      @lfkk4640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FUUUUUUUCK!!!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @boneappleteeth3127
      @boneappleteeth3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, but jimmy should. He was on his period in that interview.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boneappleteeth3127 leave some for Jesse

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boneappleteeth3127 suuuuuuuuure...

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAO

  • @abbynormal9050
    @abbynormal9050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This might be my favorite of Ant’s many impressions.

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 9 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    1:02:15 "He can't hang intellectually" says Opie, who'd just sit in the background and piggyback on anything Anthony & Jim said.

    • @harrydrake4173
      @harrydrake4173 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cory stereo Did I hurt your feelings, Opie?

    • @RancorousC
      @RancorousC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +E101ification To be honest, none of them are really "intelligent", quick witted, funny sure.

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RancorousC when they would talk about the sciences the best they do is random 'fun facts'

    • @neiloch
      @neiloch 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RancorousC when they would talk about the sciences the best they do is random 'fun facts'

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +cory stereo
      What does that have to do with how intellectual Opie is? Are you saying that when Jim was making his decision he asked himself "hmm.... Which person is smarter?"

  • @brodieyake7735
    @brodieyake7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Anthony's Jesse impression is the funniest thing I've ever heard. "DON'T GIVE ME YOUR POPPYCOCK!"

  • @blindthrall
    @blindthrall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love hearing Opie talk about people not having an audience.

  • @ShaneKarma376
    @ShaneKarma376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:15:17 DAMN!!! We got robbed out of Ant doing Jesse "The Fonz" Ventura thanks to Opie's joyless interruption and the clip of WTC7 coming up in the studio. His combo impressions are my favorite moments on the show.

    • @GIJew
      @GIJew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snowayyyy

    • @samwoods3430
      @samwoods3430 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta steer the ship

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc ปีที่แล้ว

      9/11 Unhappy days
      Thermite paint HAARP unhappy days

  • @philmehrart
    @philmehrart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    CHATTA-NOOGEE

    • @duhquadman
      @duhquadman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ant had me cracking up with that impression

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That line deserves to be time stamped and pinned to the top of the comment section. That might be the funniest individual word spoken by Anthony, impression or orherwise.

    • @bertstareallday
      @bertstareallday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@borrisg4972 about that....anybody got a stamp? I need to mail a letter to my penpal.

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bert Stare 17:20

    • @philthedrill2244
      @philthedrill2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leemcqueen500 THANK YOU FOR THE TIME STAMP

  • @WolfestoneManor
    @WolfestoneManor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Anthony is a fine impressionist, Jim is a fine character actor, and Opie does a fine impression of a hacky radio hosts!

    • @fouronesix8294
      @fouronesix8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's not an impression, Opie is just a hack

    • @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783
      @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PleaseSendSerotonin excellent

    • @booates
      @booates 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamburgerjones695 plumbers make a lot of money

    • @TheReid1233
      @TheReid1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 found the idiot. Make as much money as you want that won't save you from being a hack.

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheReid1233 Leave it alone.

  • @LikwidAyshun
    @LikwidAyshun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Listened to this for the 50th time just to hear Ant say “balloon blower upper”

    • @leethejuggler1486
      @leethejuggler1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1:45:46 for anyone who wants a time stamp

  • @MrJesusdoesntsave
    @MrJesusdoesntsave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I listen to this once or twice per year. Jimmy and Ant are amazing

  • @SpudHawg
    @SpudHawg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "When he was 21 there were bigger things. The Kaiser was roaming all over Europe."
    LMFAO!!!

    • @MidnightRangeTM
      @MidnightRangeTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he was talking about kaiser rolls?

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Plum Island??? Is that near Chattanoogie???!!!

  • @creepyd444
    @creepyd444 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    47:35
    2010 Opie: It wasn't my fight, it was Jimmy's fight.
    2015 Opie: Why didn't you stick up for me when Ant was attacking me, Jimmy?

    • @johnnycash187
      @johnnycash187 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +creepyd444 RIGHT? God I hope Jimmy leaves that asshole soon and goes over to Anthony's show.

    • @EnigmaHood
      @EnigmaHood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +creepyd444 Actually opie later said he just wanted jummy to say anything because there were a lot of awkward silences.

    • @Kenshin11212
      @Kenshin11212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +creepyd444 Big difference between a random conspiracy nut getting heated in a debate (that all three hosts threw their two cents in throughout the debate btw), and someone who was once your friend and coworker taking personal shots at you and your family as well as shots at your career, especially since Jimmy is very much involved in the issue but refuses to speak up.

    • @84blizzle
      @84blizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A guest making an ass of himself in a debate is very far from equating relationships between dudes who've known and worked with each other for 20 years.

  • @j-r-m7775
    @j-r-m7775 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Every time Anthony says "thermite" I laugh.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +James Reese THERMITE-A-PAINT!!!

    • @DannyBoy...
      @DannyBoy... 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +E101ification SUPER THERMITE PAINT KILLED KENNEDY!!!!!

    • @thefirmament1616
      @thefirmament1616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +James Reese what about the thermite keyzz!

    • @deltawhiskey1529
      @deltawhiskey1529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MIND CONTROL

    • @harrygreb3457
      @harrygreb3457 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a navy seal!!!

  • @KEYSERSOZE1965
    @KEYSERSOZE1965 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just realized why Jessie didn't want to fight Jimmy.....he ain't got time to bleed.

  • @tastemaker_87
    @tastemaker_87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:57:12 i think this is one of the most overlooked and hilarious O&A sound clips ever ever 😆

  • @TreSneaky
    @TreSneaky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jesse ventura looks more like Freakshow from Harold and Kumar.

    • @manuelperez923
      @manuelperez923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao Jesus Christ I can’t unsee it now

  • @creepyd444
    @creepyd444 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I could listen to this a thousand times.

    • @fooster101
      @fooster101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      mikemoair You're a former balloon blowerupper!!!

    • @taffysaur
      @taffysaur 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      mikemoair They're using the HARP technology to make unfavourable conditions for balloons. Why would they do that?
      I'm just asking the questions. Thank you for your service.

    • @fooster101
      @fooster101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'M CONVINCED IT'S THEE ILLUWYNARTYYY!!!

    • @fooster101
      @fooster101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lyesergic Brainwave ITS MIND CONTROL!!!!!

    • @fooster101
      @fooster101 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lyesergic Brainwave I don't know because whenever I've asked they just stonewall me!

  • @jpizzle990
    @jpizzle990 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'M A FORMER GOVERNOR, A FIGHTER, A NAVY SEAL!

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ricky Parmar SECRET SOCIETIES!

    • @ThePeoplesJeff
      @ThePeoplesJeff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MIND CONTROL

    • @deltawhiskey1529
      @deltawhiskey1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW

    • @GIJew
      @GIJew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A UPS DRIVER!

    • @citypopFM
      @citypopFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY?

  • @WilsonEatsASMR
    @WilsonEatsASMR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Riff Raff with the Rocky Horror Haircut" LOL! priceless! Jim Norton is a legend!

    • @Hu1ud
      @Hu1ud 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tylos how is he a hero 😂

    • @ZeroMass
      @ZeroMass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @daledenton1132 I love Jessie, but Jimmy double tapped him in the back of the head with that one.

  • @mondoprime
    @mondoprime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That fucking impression is one of the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @yakomuto
    @yakomuto 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for putting these together man.

  • @patreeky5975
    @patreeky5975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m here from compound media’s Jesse “The Bicuspid” Dentura video

  • @MarauderM00gi
    @MarauderM00gi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I saw a little series starring Jessie. The first episode was about him debunking the JFK assassination.
    He made himself look like a secret agent detective. People kept calling him "Governor" for no reason. It was hilarious.

    • @SATANdiedONtheCROSS
      @SATANdiedONtheCROSS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ventura is an idiot LOL

    • @xXJAKMACKXx
      @xXJAKMACKXx 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is it?

    • @Smokie1960
      @Smokie1960 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's a former Governor of Minnesota. That's why people call him Governor.

    • @KEYSERSOZE1965
      @KEYSERSOZE1965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matthew Eugene Rosa Ok what exactly is Jesse Ventura an "expert" on?

    • @SATANdiedONtheCROSS
      @SATANdiedONtheCROSS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matthew Eugene Rosa
      Did you take your meds today?

  • @MetropolisNoir
    @MetropolisNoir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is gut busting hilarious
    "We met a man in a white van in the desert and he told us the Real story!"

    • @chrisaltobelli
      @chrisaltobelli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so many missed free candy jokes there.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrisaltobelli suuure. Here's Uncle Paul's Turkish taffy.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love for Uncle Paul or Ted to interview him..

  • @SasfootBigsquatch
    @SasfootBigsquatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Anthony's Ventura impression is spot on lol

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FROGMANNN SUITTT

  • @tyronewhite918
    @tyronewhite918 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I respect Jesse for what he has done and I think he's well-intentionned and entertaining, but when he slammed that mic, I just fucking cringed. I saw a couple of his interviews and he uses the "tough boy" tactic A LOT. It's a shame because it works with most people, but little Jimmy here didn't bite on that bs. Big props to him. That day, he was the the bigger man.
    Jesse should step on his ego and come back on the show. No need to apologize if he's too tough for that kind of thing, but maybe just say something along the line: "Yeah, I got mad and I went too far, ah ah". Pretty sure he would gain back a bit of respect out of that. The ball is in your hand, Jesse.

  • @oldmajor666
    @oldmajor666 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is such a great collection, I hadn't heard a lot of these. "I'm the governor let me in the stockroom"

  • @nefariousrig2070
    @nefariousrig2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The "I gotta get organised" line killed it

  • @pigpod
    @pigpod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always thought it was Jimmy’s “implication, we have the Commonality of language” line that got Jesse the most ..

  • @Mastro_
    @Mastro_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Opie filming Jesse, but not having the balls to say anything to him, is quintessential Opie.

    • @onionhat745
      @onionhat745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't mind it so much, but the way Opie went after other broadcasters for not attacking Mancow is peak hypocrisy.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like you would

  • @gregsmith1641
    @gregsmith1641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Riff Raff line is the best thing Jimmy has ever said.

  • @alanhoffar7770
    @alanhoffar7770 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Opie lived in new york in 2001, couldnt recall what year the towers fell

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesse was right; that HAARP system is dangerous.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Opie is exceptionally dumb. Have you heard him try to read?

  • @dbrown2264
    @dbrown2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ant’s Jessie Ventura is the best impression ever. Awesome.

  • @ScudX
    @ScudX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    lollin about jimmy ranting angrily about the "corny", "phony" and "overrated" nature of Nine Inch Nails recording one of their best albums while his favorite band remains kiss

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "one of their best albums" Not only just that, 'The Downward Spiral' was the reason why Trent Reznor was called the most influential artist of the 1990's by Rolling Stones or Time or some magazine. Trent Reznor was MASSIVELY influential in the 90's.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reznor and Manson are phoney clowns.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Shit Hawk I hate Kiss but Thin Lizzy are awesome, so go Listen to more NIN and Manson you poor tortured soul.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Shit Hawk and you listen to cartoony versions of real industrial music.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shit Hawk well that's good.

  • @mikefitzgerald41
    @mikefitzgerald41 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ant at his best
    Opie was even pretty good
    Jim - Rocky Horror Hairdo - beyond legendary

    • @yourdashingheroidol7909
      @yourdashingheroidol7909 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You are right ....this is literally about as good as Opie is capable of, because he was playing along but letting the others do the heavy lifting w/o immediately feeling threatened or like the odd man out and resisted becoming a joke bombadeer and max try hard for the next couple of hours!

  • @jayski8987
    @jayski8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My go to O&A clips when they rip on Jesse. Ants Ventura impressions are spot on

  • @brohan914
    @brohan914 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    JET FUEL CAN'T MELT SHTEEL BEAMS! I WAS IN THE NAVY SHEALS! YOU NEVER SHERVED SO YOU CAN'T SHAY ANYTHING!

  • @gregorybannish4469
    @gregorybannish4469 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I FARTED, BUT I HAVE A LOW CARB INTAKE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE FARTED... ONLY ONE THING COULD HAVE CAUSED ME TO EAT GASSY FOOD..... MIND CONTROL! I WAS ON THE INSIDE!

    • @tubian323
      @tubian323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aided by THERMITE PAINT!

  • @itneverwasme
    @itneverwasme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tell me again what Opie brought to the show? Besides cuttings to breaks....

    • @gall01019
      @gall01019 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, don’t forget that he would also interrupt his funny, talented, cohosts and comedic guests to go to a retarded caller, that completely drained the hilarity and life out of everyone in the room..

  • @Slassh69x
    @Slassh69x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He takes himself too serious which makes him look even more ridiculous but Jesse has always been spot on about how regime change war never works out for anyone but the US and spreading democracy in regions like the middle eastern wastelands is futile and just a really lazy excuse.

  • @buhshmuh
    @buhshmuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The part about manson and Nine inch nails was hilarious

  • @Gobbersmack
    @Gobbersmack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Holy fuck the Looney Tunes conspiracy bit had me in stitches.

    • @ColtonPhillips
      @ColtonPhillips 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gobbersmack Chattanoogie!?

    • @ryukenhondaraiden
      @ryukenhondaraiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im a governor.

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryukenhondaraiden A Navy SEAAAAL

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryukenhondaraiden A FIGHTUHRRR

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryukenhondaraiden 🤣🤣🤣😁👊🤘👊😇

  • @geekrockrats
    @geekrockrats 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love when Patrice appears unexpected,I wish that would happen today in real time

  • @robertdurant6616
    @robertdurant6616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Even four years later and Anthony being gone this is still one of the funniest compilations ever. Thermite paint!!

  • @GreekIrish
    @GreekIrish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For some reason this is the video that introduce me to Opie and Anthony and I haven't been the same since.

  • @malevolence85
    @malevolence85 11 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jimmy had me laughing hysterically when he was talking about Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson.

    • @smoochbooch1411
      @smoochbooch1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Raoul Duke missing the Duke especially lately during all of this political shit

    • @borrisg4972
      @borrisg4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank GOD they didn't go into Trent's cocaine/alcohol addictions. 12 Step Jimmy would still be going on about it to this fuckin day.

    • @7Be
      @7Be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That bummed me out I love those bands. How can you call MM and NIN corny while Kiss is one of your favorite bands?

    • @-Garviel_Loken-
      @-Garviel_Loken- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@7Be he’s an asshole. Trent didn’t even know the house was the Tate house when I rented it.

    • @jayski8987
      @jayski8987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why don’t you stand where Reginald Denny had a toilet bounced off his face and play the hormonica 😂😂

  • @mikecappadocia5959
    @mikecappadocia5959 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "UFOs over New York, and I ain't too surprised"

  • @DavidGreyson
    @DavidGreyson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Am I the only one who is reading every comment in Jesse Ventura's voice?

    • @lfkk4640
      @lfkk4640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm doing the same...but I keep adding "BACK TO YOU MCMAHON!"

  • @heyitsmemg7494
    @heyitsmemg7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard to believe all of this is ten years old already. Feel like I listened to it for the first time yesterday.

  • @blkmamba31
    @blkmamba31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like Ventura but holy shit this is spot on!😂😂😂😂😂 “I was a navy seal! I was on the inside! I don’t see one apple in the place!” Anthony had me in tears the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_..-.._..-.._
    @_..-.._..-.._ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:31:59 I think Ope really thought it was a coincidence that Lime Disease was first reported in Lime, CT 😂

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty sure he was trying to be funny, key emphasis on trying lol

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ...all these years later, Lil' Jimmy Norton's "Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Haircut" Jesse Ventura line, is one of the greatest insults.... ever.

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Honestly I'll give Jesse credit he did predict electronic voting scams lol

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People complained about them beforehand.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone with half a brain predicted that.

    • @natwolf687
      @natwolf687 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@cousinzeke4888LOL, you believe that it was a scam?

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@natwolf687 Do you not?

  • @ChrisCastellaniCLC
    @ChrisCastellaniCLC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:35:42 "The Democrips and the Rebloodlicans" is the most douche chill inducing thing ever.

  • @FilththeEnablerTV
    @FilththeEnablerTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that impression is so on point i lose my shit every time. when they bring up wrestling references in his voice i die.

    • @BuffPsyduck
      @BuffPsyduck 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FilththeEnabler i love how you can hear Ant perfect the impression over time

    • @joecogz369
      @joecogz369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +N Word Joe its called a voice replicator just like the government used on 9/11 with the phone calls from airline passengers to their families!!!!!!! the boys are agents of the military industrial complex!!

    • @thefirmament1616
      @thefirmament1616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jo Koe and the governments conspiracy to use drones covered in Thermite

  • @nsaxman91082
    @nsaxman91082 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Dr who treated Booth was Samuel Mudd. They actually held him at the Fort at Dry Tortuga, but he was later released. Was also the origin of the phrase "your name is mud"

  • @AlastorDarkAngel
    @AlastorDarkAngel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Currently reading all comments in Ventura's voice

  • @zombiewack
    @zombiewack 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jesse Ventura is a lunatic

  • @chuckivie601
    @chuckivie601 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimmy’s rant on NIN and Marilyn Manson is freaking gold!

  • @imjackm2174
    @imjackm2174 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO GET THERMITE PAINT

  • @theoriginaltommysteward
    @theoriginaltommysteward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This comment section is great...it's split between people who like/dislike Jesse but everybody finds it funny. I think the best effect this show has is forcing you to take unimportant things less seriously. Guaranteed they will tear apart at least one thing you hold near and dear if you listen long enough...I love it.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If the government (or whoever) wanted Alex Jones dead, he'd be dead. People with power don't make death threats. A normal-looking guy with glasses on walks up behind you, shoots you in the back of the head with a silenced .22, and then walks away calmly. And that's the first, last and only contact.
    One other thing: I want Bugliosi's JFK book. His O.J. book was one of the best things I've ever read, ever.

    • @JohnnyNatrium
      @JohnnyNatrium 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way they go with a shooting. Poisoning or car "accident".

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A suppressed .22 with subsonic ammunition is still louder 20x louder than a Jackhammer. Suppressors are more for lowering the sound of a gun to levels where permanent hearing damage won't occur.
      The best way to describe a suppressed gun vs a non suppressed gun is that you'll hear an unsuppressed gun throughout your neighbourhood, whereas a suppressed gun you'll hear down the street.

    • @jackp844
      @jackp844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?? Why would you talk about something you have no idea about? Why even take the time to type in something you obviously just made up? A .22 suppressed is about 110 decibels. A jackhammer is about 135 decibels. That would be 2700 decibels @ 20 x 135. Have you ever shot a gun? Obviously not or you wouldn’t have embarrassed yourself in this way. I really, really don’t get why people lie just to Try to impress people they've never met

    • @chriscraven9335
      @chriscraven9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeffrey Epstein's death: am I a joke to you?

    • @sskoog
      @sskoog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My coworker and I regularly went plinking with .22 Short out of a S&W 422. It doesn’t generate enough blowback to fully work the slide using standard loads, and, just like the movies, the only thing you hear is the metallic click-clack of the slide half-cycling open. And that was without a silencer or suppressor, mind you. (No ‘ffft ffft’ sound.)

  • @mider9996
    @mider9996 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.”

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Opie saying it was Jimmy's fight after avoiding Ventura is one of his most weaselly moments.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ventura avoided Jimmy

    • @onionhat745
      @onionhat745 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, and Opie avoided Ventura. This would be fine if Opie wasn't going after him for avoiding confrontation moments before.

  • @StopReadingMyNameOrElse
    @StopReadingMyNameOrElse ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Jimmy gets rolling he is fucking unstoppable. The way he fully accepts and enjoys a bomb especially if it's from him is hysterical.

  • @InnerDness
    @InnerDness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    32:00 I love that, in Jim and Ant's world, the CIA just rings people up like "hey, Jack Ruby, CIA calling, we got a job for ya and we'll explain the reasoning and backstory". In the CIA's ideal world, everyone does everything for the benefit of the CIA and nobody knows what the CIA is. If someone was handling Oswald/Ruby (not saying they were, but if) they didn't give Oswald nor Ruby any actual information. Both assassins likely thought they were acting in someone else's interests, both were likely handled at several arms' length. The CIA doesn't even tell the people who WORK IN THE CIA what they're doing and why. That's what a clandestine organization is and how they operate. Nobody has the full pieces of the puzzle. Oswald was a fanatic with military training and Ruby was a shady owner of a shady club. Both were easily leveraged and manipulated, and both were easily tied up loose ends when they outlived being useful. You know, IF that's how it went down

  • @joee2226
    @joee2226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love when Ant says "YEAAHH MAAAN!".

  • @treemasterbob
    @treemasterbob 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:57:24 oh jesus, it sounds just like a gta radio ad.

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hate when some celeb claims they can reveal names, and then never do. Regards, Corey feldman

  • @evilwillhunting
    @evilwillhunting 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Also, Jesse says he is computer illiterate, yet many of his conspiracy theories center around computers. So here's a guy who by his own admission has no idea how computers work, yet he asserts they can do these magical things.
    Back in the 80s, computers were couched in popular culture as being able to do anything. Look at the movies. But not any more, because people understand roughly WHAT a computer can do and what it cannot. Except Jesse, apparently.

  • @boulonoir8011
    @boulonoir8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jimmy and all of you who have a chance to expose this clown, please do it!!! You should bring him back and ask him again about ''those who where not confirmed dead'' and then bring the families in studio.Hope it humbles him.

  • @Yokes27
    @Yokes27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:24 "whoo whoo i invented olly north and cocaine!" "tell'em fred!"

  • @goldgod254
    @goldgod254 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ant nails this impression, the subtle chuckle before he says something that jesse thinks is profound.
    "hah...thats what ide like to know"

  • @SaltySquirrelNuts
    @SaltySquirrelNuts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What are ya gonna do, throw him down the stairs with KISS?"
    Holy fuck I'm dry heaving.

  • @johnpatrick6998
    @johnpatrick6998 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is a Denny's in LA named Reginald Denny's where you don't have to worry about high cholesterol eggs because they only beat the whites. Mannnnnnn

  • @bobknobbe3561
    @bobknobbe3561 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the top right photo looks like that old Jon Lovitz Cartoon the Critic

  • @bobobandy9382
    @bobobandy9382 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank goodness we had Opie and Sam.

  • @the_grill_project
    @the_grill_project 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Who are you calling a stoop?! :)

  • @co2metal
    @co2metal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My absolute favorite recording in the world ever.

  • @mikefitzgerald41
    @mikefitzgerald41 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anthony Cumia at his absolute best

  • @puddin4773
    @puddin4773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Jesse Ventura, but this is the best 3 hours on TH-cam