Jojo's Bizarre Adventure : Eyes Of Heaven - All Mirror Match Intro Dialogue

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  • @DrIsis
    @DrIsis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4977

    Jotaro Clone: I don't like your attitude.
    I love mirror matches

    • @teawrecks1243
      @teawrecks1243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      jotaro is too edgy even for himself

    • @watch6565
      @watch6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Jotaro clone looks more Jotaro than Jotaro OwO

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Koba You actually have a point which is really strange

    • @lakshaykochhar9802
      @lakshaykochhar9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@watch6565 Because jotaro, he's fighting is manga color-schemed, just look at manga.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I was thinking the same thing, he hates his own attitude

  • @PapagenoDispo
    @PapagenoDispo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5097

    Everyone: Who are you? Is this a challenge!?
    Kakyoin: Hi, I'm Kakyoin. You're also Kakyoin, right?

    • @koreyberry2820
      @koreyberry2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Yep thats right. Im Kakyoin.
      And Im also Kayoin . You're Kakyoin right?
      Yep that's right. Im Kakyoin and this is Kakyoin.
      Hi Im Kakyoin.

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      No need to say it twice.

    • @jotarokujo6920
      @jotarokujo6920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I would be happy to see him again...

    • @Sgn1204
      @Sgn1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And also don't forget Maria complementing her self

    • @BigRedBulletPrime0522
      @BigRedBulletPrime0522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mariah: nice legs

  • @SivadenXbaka
    @SivadenXbaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6940

    It'd be funny if part 8 Josuke was like "Who are you?" and the other josuke was like "I don't know"

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    Jotaro 1: no
    Jotaro 2: i do not appreciate your tone
    Both: *hmmm aggresively*

  • @melissaspiers1394
    @melissaspiers1394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4995

    "That hat doesn't suit you."
    THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS, ZEPPELI.

    • @sleepy-fc6rf
      @sleepy-fc6rf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      I mean, by that logic, it doesn't suit him, either.

    • @MariaLopez-lu8bf
      @MariaLopez-lu8bf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He said waiting the same hat

    • @j.j1916
      @j.j1916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      *_You talking mad shit for someone in a ripple's distance._*

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@MariaLopez-lu8bf wearing*

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Zeppeli 1: _You're pretty bold for a man within Zoom Punch distance._

  • @DerMossi
    @DerMossi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    Your next line is going to be "Your next line is going to be"
    Your next line is going to be... Huh?

  • @cronical246
    @cronical246 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7168

    Even Jotaro can't Stand himself

  • @concernedweeb6722
    @concernedweeb6722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6333

    everyone is so surprised about seeing a double
    and then there's kakyoin

    • @ikeepwalkin
      @ikeepwalkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      and valentine

    • @watertower1989
      @watertower1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

      @@ikeepwalkin of course Funny Valentine will have no reaction. That's literally one of his ability, pull someone from other universe

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yellow Temperance remeber?

    • @enter_name1291
      @enter_name1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      man, Mariah just compliments herself

    • @connorbruh1907
      @connorbruh1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Water Tower Ermes too, but she still went crazy and stupid.

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    Gappy: "Who the hell are you?"
    Other Gappy: "WOULDN'T I LIKE TO KNOW"

    • @natethegamer9344
      @natethegamer9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wade Spencer im dying

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@natethegamer9344 Are you two the same guy?

    • @yiboduan4321
      @yiboduan4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giorno Giovanna what would u do if u met another u

    • @zkn8665
      @zkn8665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who in the face are you

    • @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
      @myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natethegamer9344 you should go to a hospital

  • @derekschacht7667
    @derekschacht7667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3225

    Nobody loves Mariah like Mariah loves Mariah

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      They don't even fight, they just start making out on the battlefield.

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      There is a lot of truth in that sentence, my good friend.

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I ship it.

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      This brings a whole new meaning to 'Go fuck yourself'

    • @ADRainXD
      @ADRainXD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hmmm How do I say this...

  • @rocknexus55
    @rocknexus55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5477

    can we stop for a minute and appreciate that these are all in chronological order?

    • @aqn01
      @aqn01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      YES!
      THEY ARE!

    • @merceralex1935
      @merceralex1935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      WHAT

    • @marvelyoshi1429
      @marvelyoshi1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Welllllll actually. Speedwagon before Zeppli

    • @-rlmn
      @-rlmn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @seto635
      @seto635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends on how you're defining "chronological"
      Because, yes, they are appearing in the order in which they were released
      But remember, Steel Ball Run took place in the late 1800s, just after Phantom Blood, while still several years before Battle Tendency

  • @posthistoricdino422
    @posthistoricdino422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3786

    "I am the emperor!"
    "The emperor is I!"
    Masterful.

  • @NicoSleepyLeen
    @NicoSleepyLeen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    "I think life is about overcoming your fear"
    "To stand on top of the world is to know no fear"
    Does DIO fear himself?

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      To be fair, _everyone_ is afraid of DIO.

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Actually... he totally would. Jotaro scared the piss out of him and Jotaro was nowhere near as much of a threat.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      No, DIO fears defeat and failure. He talks about this at length to Enya, and he even stresses that his fear is not fear of the standard, trivial, human kind. His fear is that of the inability to succeed, the inability to overcome himself and the disadvantages set before him. He twists that philosophy, and uses that on others to enslave them. That's where his "peace of mind" speech comes in, but the feeling therein are felt by DIO in a different way.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Wade Spencer Jotaro didn't scare him whatsoever, his blood did. DIO knows what the Joestar bloodline can do if pushed far enough, and he knows that so long as they exist, his fears can become reality. He never forgot what happened to him at the hands of Jonathan, and he knows he can't underestimate their ability. He's not scared of the Joestars themselves, he's scared of the effect they can have on his plans.

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      +Manuel Mateo "He's not scared of the Joestars themselves, he's scared of the effect they can have on his plans." Feels like a distinction without a difference really. DIO only freaked out when he realized Jotaro could move in the frozen time.

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Mariah's interaction: Wanna scissor each other?
    DIO's interaction: Wanna have a philosophical battle?
    Weather reports interaction: Are we actually a triplet?

    • @destroyah07
      @destroyah07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 YOU EXPECTED ME, BUT IT WAS ME! ME!

    • @thelambsauce4616
      @thelambsauce4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rohan breaks the 4th wall

    • @zeno.7519
      @zeno.7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Josuke: I like you
      Speedwagon: *being Speedwagon*
      Diavolo: yeh I'm an Emperor

    • @doppio8061
      @doppio8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @demitv7958
    @demitv7958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    I love how Josuke says "You've got guts, trying to look like me."
    When he himself based his entire appearance off of some guy who pushed his car out of the snow.

    • @jotarokujo589
      @jotarokujo589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      But that was Josuke saving himself lol

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      He actually complimented himself tho.

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@jotarokujo589 no

    • @AKA_Guest
      @AKA_Guest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Giorno Giovanna *confused gold experience requiem noises*

    • @Reekloose
      @Reekloose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That whole situation with the haircut was a set-up for Bites the Dust when Araki hadn't made an exact concept of it

  • @dylan-ii9kc
    @dylan-ii9kc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    mariah mirror:
    "hey nice legs"
    "I was about to say the same to you"

  • @g3intel
    @g3intel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    meanwhile DIO philosophizes at self

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Dollface
      I thought it was damn epic

    • @CrystallizedBlackSkull
      @CrystallizedBlackSkull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Motherfucker loves staring at the mirror like the narrcisictic hottie he is

    • @TheD736
      @TheD736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Most of the others are like "Who are you" or "This is going to be hard!" and DIO be like "I never do get enough alone time. Let's talk."

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Shadow Stalker imagine if jojo vampires couldn’t appear in mirrors, what would DIO do!?

    • @ClockworkChandelure
      @ClockworkChandelure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheObsidianX there was a Johnny Bravo episode where he finally got the girl, but also turned into a vampire. I think the reaction would be pretty much the same.

  • @jasonjofanska9344
    @jasonjofanska9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    part 1-6 & 8 : Who are you?
    part 7 : ThiS mUst bE tHe pResidenT

    • @ryukokanami7645
      @ryukokanami7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Stroheim: Is this the work of German Science?

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 BRRRRRRRRAAKAAA MONO GAAA
      SEKAI ICHIIIIIIIIIII

    • @JoseJoestrella
      @JoseJoestrella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Kakyoin:Hi, im Kakyoin
      Mariah:Nice Legs Babe

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tsukasa9838 BAKAMONO GA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI*

    • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
      @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pet shop: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @matheuslorran3350
    @matheuslorran3350 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    Even Speedwagon is Speedwagon

  • @degaysteved.7932
    @degaysteved.7932 7 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    "That hat doesnt suit you"
    Said the guy whose hat doesnt suit him...

    • @nghtspawn651
      @nghtspawn651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      To the guy who's hat doesn't suit him.

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Near the guy who’s hat doesn’t suit him

    • @borkedluck
      @borkedluck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To all of you: it's not "who's", it's " whose"!

    • @whatever-happened-to-marti
      @whatever-happened-to-marti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Firefeet Yeah I knew, I just kept it up with the chain, my apologies xD

    • @aapendor
      @aapendor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to the guy whose suit doesn’t hat him

  • @nocturn333
    @nocturn333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3651

    Petshop makes bird noises regardless of situation. I like this dedication.

    • @AleehFM94
      @AleehFM94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You mean, Animal Shop?

    • @dipshwhelp
      @dipshwhelp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      +Alee Can't tell if you're joking or anything, but Pet Shop is his real name. Araki likes to name things after Western music and music artists, which is a bitch for localization.

    • @justng2818
      @justng2818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Same with kakyoin.
      Hi I'm kakyoin
      Cool

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dipshwhelp Animal shop is the crunchyroll subs version, to avoid copyright.

    • @luffydaking98
      @luffydaking98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pet shop was probably talking mad crap

  • @JerW
    @JerW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    when you finally meet the person that's been ruining your life

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In the bathroom mirror.

    • @elpirataretro8734
      @elpirataretro8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *OOOOOOOHHHHHHH*

    • @starrkow
      @starrkow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i can relate this is me fighting with the bathroom mirror

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asshole knocked me out first, he broke the mirror to, how rude

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      go back to jtoh

  • @Doctorolivercook
    @Doctorolivercook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    Speedwagon fighting Speedwagon?? WHAT A SHOCK! EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID!

    • @BigManMajini
      @BigManMajini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      which speedwagon is afraid?

    • @Doctorolivercook
      @Doctorolivercook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      ... Both of them!

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Speedwagon Fights Speedwagon Cooly.

    • @thewitchcoven
      @thewitchcoven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      * Speedwagon withdraws coolly *

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Speedwagon is Speedwagon's stand

  • @j0doe1
    @j0doe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Everyone has bad reactions with their doppelgangers, and then there's the DIOs casually having a philosophical conversation about life.

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kakyoin's was chill tho

    • @kurgan1
      @kurgan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And Stroheim having an orgasm about german science

    • @Astonnn.
      @Astonnn. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mariah just complimented herself

    • @specialbeamvegeta4059
      @specialbeamvegeta4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pucci asked god for forgiveness while he oils himself lol

    • @egoistagatto7942
      @egoistagatto7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kurgan1 AHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4083

    God, Mass Production Stroheims. I don't think the world is ready for that much GERMAN SCIENCE.

    • @sleepy-fc6rf
      @sleepy-fc6rf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I don't know if it was just me but that line kinda felt like a reference to Wolfenstein.

    • @marcferrer1442
      @marcferrer1442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      ExcUSE ME?! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD!!!! IT CAN DO ANYTHING!

    • @tony-tonie_tone3052
      @tony-tonie_tone3052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      zillafire101 IN THIS DAY AND AGE THE WORLD NEEDS THAT MUCH GERMAN SCIENCE

    • @m0vster
      @m0vster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But it's the world's greatest!

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean, he is a cyborg, not a robot, so how do you mass produce him anyway? lol

  • @ignisvis8867
    @ignisvis8867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Kars: "There can be only one!"
    wait to see what's happening on Mars..
    Also Valentine: "nothing strange here.."

    • @dakjac5087
      @dakjac5087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      『Ignis Vis』
      36 KARS
      6
      K
      A
      S

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too bad,It's non canon

    • @monchete9934
      @monchete9934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Emperor Louis The Retard Probably Jorge Joestar i dunno

    • @Clapkreag
      @Clapkreag 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monchete9934 yes

  • @alithia2264
    @alithia2264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4144

    I just love Kakyoin's reaction to this.
    Everyone else is surprised, calling the other an imposter, challenging them, apparently not recognizing their own face, etc.
    Kakyoin just acknowledges his other self across the battlefield.
    It's clear from the dialogue that it's their first battle against themselves in this weird world but Kakyoin's reaction basically boils down to "Hi, me, I'm me."

    • @gonderage
      @gonderage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      it kinda reflects his formality with everyone, he even acts politely to himself.
      and DIO does a similar thing, finishing his sentence about is philosophy.

    • @alithia2264
      @alithia2264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Don't forget (William. A) Zeppeli

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      "Hi, I'm me."
      "Same."

    • @communismwithgiggles2515
      @communismwithgiggles2515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Iggy, Dio, DIO, Jotaro, and almost everyone have no respect for themselves

  • @peanutbuttercracker1
    @peanutbuttercracker1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    I like how Stroheim is the only part 2 character that is even remotely weirded out by the situation.

    • @m0vster
      @m0vster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      BURRRRRRRRRRRRAKAMONODAAAAAAAAA

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@m0vster bakamono ga

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      0:38 though

    • @doppio8061
      @doppio8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same but he makes sense of it

  • @marche800
    @marche800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    I like how Mariah just compliments herself.

    • @rohanspen8170
      @rohanspen8170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Every Jojo video I find there is an 80% chance I find your comment (Love your profile btw)

    • @mementodespair9067
      @mementodespair9067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh Hey, Marche

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She's top teir waifu

    • @deadaccount5238
      @deadaccount5238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Numbers225Erina, Lisa Lisa, Trish, Hot Pants, Yasuho, Lucy Steel

    • @wyvern5890
      @wyvern5890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@deadaccount5238 Speedwagon

  • @keeganmoore99
    @keeganmoore99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Joseph 1: Your next line is: "Your next line is: 'See?' Now." Now.
    Joseph 2: Your next line is: "See?" Now....Huh!
    Joseph 1: See?

    • @H0undDo9
      @H0undDo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Snek *am i having a stroke?*

    • @aabattery4092
      @aabattery4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My brain hurts

    • @watergamer6446
      @watergamer6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think it makes more sense if you just
      A: You're gonna say "Your next line is "(Told you)" [isn't it]" right?
      B:Your next line is "(Told you)" isn't it? *insert reaction*
      A:Told you. *insert reaction*

    • @shinariXD
      @shinariXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pk Media had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

    • @doppio8061
      @doppio8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @bardexclaim6815
    @bardexclaim6815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Joshu: Now neither of us will be virgins.

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    God, I don't think even the Pillar Men could handle mass produced Stroheims. That much voice cracking, and GERMAN SCIENCE? I doubt even Jotaro or Dio could handle that.

    • @koreyberry2820
      @koreyberry2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its like a zombie apocalypse where the world is overrun by GERMAN SCIENCE.

    • @steepsort6905
      @steepsort6905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then V for Vendetta happens

    • @50bottlesofpinklemonade
      @50bottlesofpinklemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      even speedwagon is afraid!

    • @doppio8061
      @doppio8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @TheRareOn
    @TheRareOn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    If i suddenly had to face myself, I'd probably say.
    "At least i know who's gunna win!"

    • @youraveragemachine1013
      @youraveragemachine1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      TheRareOne bloody genius

    • @dantelawrence4676
      @dantelawrence4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I had to fight myself, I'd just ask them if they wanted to get some Pizza!

    • @susietheedgy2160
      @susietheedgy2160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If i had to fight myself id fight myself

    • @teri4978
      @teri4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I had to face myself I'd wanna be friends

    • @DanX2M
      @DanX2M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

  • @lonelyshpee7873
    @lonelyshpee7873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    1:51 Anime Jotaro vs Manga Jotaro

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      _Yare yare daze..._

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Dcfan200 yar yar dayz

    • @gloriousraccoon76895
      @gloriousraccoon76895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Manga Jotaro is more expressive

    • @snorIaxatives
      @snorIaxatives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shirotera 1601 OVA had pink on his outfit.

    • @gokusoloscope
      @gokusoloscope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PunkZombie1300 year year days

  • @LXRDKVRAMA
    @LXRDKVRAMA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "Hello me, meet the real me" I'm surprised Valentine wasn't Sweating Bullets.

    • @Enrakyotens
      @Enrakyotens 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SGT_ Free-1 It had to be a Megadeth reference

    • @xenochrome6179
      @xenochrome6179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I mean, he's seen countless versions of himself with D4C so I guess he wouldn't be too suprised at this point

    • @B.B.B
      @B.B.B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Valentine doesn't die if he sees himself, part of his ability

    • @fight_and_die1573
      @fight_and_die1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      XenoChrome I mean the base universe is the one with D4C, meaning only 1 D4C can ever exist. Valentine would be used to seeing himself, for sure, but having 2 D4Cs means that neither of them know which is the ‘real’ one (even though it wouldn’t matter in a crossover game like this)

    • @thwartificer
      @thwartificer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "In my misfits way of life"

  • @SableSeraph17
    @SableSeraph17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    0/10 No Tequila Joseph.

    • @baranxlr
      @baranxlr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      T A C O S

    • @samiyahpowell9320
      @samiyahpowell9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ol mko,klllp,

    • @patheticgirl433
      @patheticgirl433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I imagine it going
      Tj 1: you want some tequila
      Tj 2: no thanks

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@patheticgirl433 plot twist , the other Tequilla Joseph accepts and they get drunk

    • @spooderlover3512
      @spooderlover3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The interaction goes like this
      "Your disguise is shit"
      "Speak for yourself, I look hot"

  • @ian9050
    @ian9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Dio : The world only needs one Emperor.
    Diavolo : I AM the Emperor.
    Hol Horse : *visible sweating*

  • @ctrlmoca
    @ctrlmoca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Jotaro 1: Let’s see who’s stronger.
    Jotaro 2: I don’t know who you are, but I don’t like your attitude.
    Did jojo really just say to that to himself

    • @gab2876
      @gab2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      galaxy Jotaro is so edgy that he finds himself edgy

  • @mendiv4741
    @mendiv4741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    8:32
    Gappy: "Who are you"
    Gappy: *"Good Question"*

  • @elfmonster3082
    @elfmonster3082 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "That hat doesn't suits you" -Zeppelli to himself.

  • @flamezer0
    @flamezer0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    6:04 wow mista Is the 4th Player

    • @zentstar7x
      @zentstar7x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      IRONIC

    • @lfrenot
      @lfrenot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      RUDE

    • @ninjabo0117
      @ninjabo0117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh no !! The number 4! !!!

    • @natethegamer9344
      @natethegamer9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THE _IRONY_

    • @kanekinzinzin
      @kanekinzinzin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mista is ready to shoot himself again

  • @ZaniteKnuckles
    @ZaniteKnuckles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    If both Creams (Vanilla Ice's stand) collide with each other using their void abilities, would that create a universe-erasing black hole or just a massive explosion obliterating the surroundings within a specific radius?

    • @futuf2265
      @futuf2265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They would both disappear

    • @criiispydib
      @criiispydib 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *music plays*

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      They would bump into themselves in Cream's dark dimension, and their voids would overlap for a bit.

    • @rubyfish
      @rubyfish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @FirengeI
      @FirengeI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      GER would appear out of nowhere and just "NO" the paradox

  • @nupinoop296
    @nupinoop296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "Amber waves of pain" is my favorite line of the whole thing!

    • @Uraylo
      @Uraylo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      nupinoop296 "Hello me. Meet the real me."

    • @Anno_AD
      @Anno_AD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Uraylo Do you think that's a Megadeth reference?

    • @christopherc7075
      @christopherc7075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anno_AD It's from the song "America the Beautiful", parodying the line "Amber waves of grain"

  • @p.m.4993
    @p.m.4993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Only enough room in this town for one ULTRA SUPAH GUITARIST

  • @sendylie1774
    @sendylie1774 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Good game, Valentine.
    I just knew how you make all these mirror matches.

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    You should be able to team with yourself in this game, and if you have four of the same character in a fight, they ALL converse.

    • @Finchyay
      @Finchyay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Leet 1337 That would be glorious.

    • @FlareCano
      @FlareCano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      4 Speed wagons: Even SpeedWagon is confused
      4 Josuke (8): I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO *I* AM

    • @namarchy5659
      @namarchy5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      4 Mistas.

    • @FlareCano
      @FlareCano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@namarchy5659 ... (Gun shots)
      Its a DRAW

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the four Josk8's:
      "Who are you?"
      "I dont know, who are you?"
      "Thats my line, who are you?"
      "Wouldnt i like to know"

  • @DunkChasby
    @DunkChasby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    esidisi thicc

  • @atlas4448
    @atlas4448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    1:52
    Anime Jotaro: Let’s see who’s stronger.
    Manga Jotaro: *i hate you too*

    • @GnarpytheGnarpizoid
      @GnarpytheGnarpizoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s ova jotaro

    • @atlas4448
      @atlas4448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GnarpytheGnarpizoid It isn't, ova Jotaro has a red shirt, not a pink one.

    • @GnarpytheGnarpizoid
      @GnarpytheGnarpizoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@atlas4448 it’s a red mixed with little pink ova jotaro has that exact outfit

  • @Tanbird
    @Tanbird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Kakyoin's such a cornball

    • @Liezuli
      @Liezuli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More like corndonut amirite

    • @SomePotatoMan
      @SomePotatoMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liezuli too soon

  • @AlanKocisMusic
    @AlanKocisMusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa" - hol horse

  • @JonThePrettyOKGuy
    @JonThePrettyOKGuy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love how it boils down to: "Fuck this fake guy!" "I love this fake guy" "Other me? LMAO"

  • @schiz0id.
    @schiz0id. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The virgin normal jojo character: who the hell are you
    The chad mariah: you have some beautiful legs

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Dio Brando and Dio Brando: There can only be one ruler!
    Dio Brando and DIO: I'm down for sharing!

  • @horaciosi
    @horaciosi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    (2:21-2:30) Have the second Polnareff be blonde and we'll have anime Polnareff vs OVA Polnareff

  • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
    @uninterruptedrhythm4104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how Valentine acknowledges it as one of his alternate selves trying to go against him

  • @corneliussnow8215
    @corneliussnow8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Can we just agree that Funny Valentine's was the best one?
    "Get ready for amber waves of pain!"
    "Hello Me. Meet the REAL me."

    • @unheaddict
      @unheaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kakyoin exists

    • @rymaix
      @rymaix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kakyoin’s reaction was better

    • @alfasolmega4458
      @alfasolmega4458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was expecting him to be more casual about it before remembering that despite the ability to create an infinite number of Valentines, there’s only meant to be 1 D4C.

  • @sweetsonicstars1
    @sweetsonicstars1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I like how almost all the others are aggressive or confused but then DIO's just having a casual chat about philosophy or whatever with other DIO
    also, I must say "amber waves of pain" is pretty clever

  • @marcelerystick7416
    @marcelerystick7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:53 Heartfelt dialogue right here

  • @DeformedCannibal
    @DeformedCannibal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    5:34 Manga Kosaku meets Anime Kosaku

    • @natethegamer9344
      @natethegamer9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorid Snaked i dont get it

    • @gabrieleambruosi8953
      @gabrieleambruosi8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@natethegamer9344 one has the color scheme of the manga, the other has the color scheme of the anime

    • @roshanyuvaraj6771
      @roshanyuvaraj6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrieleambruosi8953 I don't remember Killer Queen being blue in the anime.

    • @gabrieleambruosi8953
      @gabrieleambruosi8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roshanyuvaraj6771 yeah, I was referring exclusively to the two Kiras, blue kq doesn't match the anime color scheme at all

  • @stefanj6709
    @stefanj6709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    8:07 "Hello, me. Meet the REAL me."
    Too much David Mustaine?

    • @Piombo852
      @Piombo852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah dude

  • @HistoMagouri
    @HistoMagouri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    2:11 *I HAVEN'T HEARD KAKYOIN SAY THAT SINCE HERITAGE FOR THE FUTRE!!!* VIBES MAN.

  • @briskroom5072
    @briskroom5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Pretty much everybody else: fight me impostor.
    Mariah: **compliments self**

    • @unheaddict
      @unheaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kakyoin

    • @rymaix
      @rymaix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kak: hi me, i’m also me.

  • @funnySIMON99
    @funnySIMON99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    5:01 Yukako is Joseph's daughter confirmed

    • @Saiol1000TheCrossover
      @Saiol1000TheCrossover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ... I don't get it. Explain, please. 🤨

    • @secretrelics3904
      @secretrelics3904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yukako predicted what the other Yukako would have said

    • @Saiol1000TheCrossover
      @Saiol1000TheCrossover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@secretrelics3904 Oh... NOW it makes sense! 😆

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joseph sure got busy in Morioh

  • @nicolasbiller7486
    @nicolasbiller7486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Josuke should have complimented Josuke's hair

    • @theSuper1Player
      @theSuper1Player 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did say he liked the other Josuke imitating him. So that’s cool at least

  • @wynweeardo0593
    @wynweeardo0593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    It took me a while to get what "mirror" means ... then I clicked the video...
    wow.. I'm dumb af....

  • @MinatheRaichu
    @MinatheRaichu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'll be honest, for the Josuke v. Josuke fight, I still wanted him to say "What the FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?" here..

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But then he'd be insulting his own hair!

  • @NotBigSurprise
    @NotBigSurprise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Have they started mass producing me?" lmao the best reaction ever

  • @neptune9647
    @neptune9647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    DIO: I think life is about overcoming your fear.
    DIO: To stand on top of the world is to know no fear!

    • @jotarokujo589
      @jotarokujo589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DIO

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jotarokujo589 _sigh._ What.

    • @croqueta777
      @croqueta777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jotarokujo589 This won't end good for me...

    • @-Ryu
      @-Ryu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well good thing your keeping it towards the back of the comment section, otherwise the rest of the thread is gonna die.

  • @jagi6170
    @jagi6170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:17 Oh my Dio, it's WILLY WONKA!

  • @raikuno2918
    @raikuno2918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    YOU EXPECTED A "BUT IT WAS ME, DIO" MEME, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO

  • @joeydrewstudios321
    @joeydrewstudios321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I knew rubber soul was in this game!

    • @zetto3276
      @zetto3276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pj 11 and i think they touched Hazamada stand (i forget what the fuck his stand name)

    • @yayang4042
      @yayang4042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hazamada's stand is "Surface".

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oingo's really going above and beyond.

    • @JosephMendoza1054
      @JosephMendoza1054 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even "The Fool" mimics everyone

    • @joeydrewstudios321
      @joeydrewstudios321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cora *My Among Us OC* no

  • @erwarsa
    @erwarsa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i expected funny valentine to go like
    fv1:hmph
    fv2:hmph

  • @kuuga3104
    @kuuga3104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Cares of Kakyoin = 0

  • @victorsotto1743
    @victorsotto1743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Noriaki Kakyion is the most badass character in eyes of hevan,
    Just look at his dialogue

  • @DeNice1776
    @DeNice1776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Valentine #2: Dat Megadeth reference...

  • @dirtdisrespector7077
    @dirtdisrespector7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wish Josuke said something like "Are you the man who saved my life?"

  • @travismccallum5738
    @travismccallum5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ceaser: "I need this training to survive"
    Rock:

  • @potatosanchez9770
    @potatosanchez9770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:17 PUCCI IS SUS AMOGUS

  • @ah0yo
    @ah0yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video is the epitome of
    “Who are you?”
    “I’m you, but stronger”

  • @abhikodali6305
    @abhikodali6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love how jotaro doesnt pull out his stand to keep his abilities a secret and then you have okuyasu who pulls his stand out to move literally a step forward

  • @HyperRanch
    @HyperRanch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Part 5 to 8 characters all look weird. Well this is jojo's BIZARRE adventure so I should shut up

    • @speedokingu7315
      @speedokingu7315 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PanchBoyMemes Part 1 to 8 all look weird

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      People started as weird but meaty men and soon became more regularly proportioned but fashion disaster maniacs as things went on.

    • @lasrohapanjaitan2914
      @lasrohapanjaitan2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Araki kinda shift his style from burly muscular bois to walking fashion catastrophe from Part 5 onwards.

    • @keiji7059
      @keiji7059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you aint wrong about it, i mean..its supposed to be BIZZARE anyway

  • @magnadongalo5067
    @magnadongalo5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everyone:
    WHO ARE YOU?!
    Kaykyoin:
    I am Kakyoin, you are Kakyoin.
    Diavolo:
    *I AM THOU,*
    *THOU ART I.*

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Caw caw.”
    Goddamn Pet Shop, no need to roast yourself so hard

  • @Sako89
    @Sako89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:06 that line is a reference to a megadeth song called "Sweating Bullets". If you think of it, Funny Valentine looks a lot like Dave Mustaine

  • @sandroabuashvili1217
    @sandroabuashvili1217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:58 Josuke meets his hero finally.

  • @yvonnegabin467
    @yvonnegabin467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:21 hes a little confused but he got the spirit.

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jostar war team idea:
    Brawler: jotaro
    Scout: eather Giorno or jolyine
    Medic: josuke
    Escape driver: young Joseph
    Leader: Johnatan

    • @Orizln
      @Orizln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Giorno and jolyne are also healers

    • @yagoosidol6338
      @yagoosidol6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      won't old joseph better in scouting because of hermit purple?

  • @glassjoe1677
    @glassjoe1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "MY DUTY IS TO SERVE MY ONE TRUE LORD DIO"
    "oh hey cool me too"

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    After Diamond is Unbreakable, the character design in JoJo got pretty fucking weird, but that's the selling point, am I right? That's what makes JoJo different from the rest in a good way!

    • @mishandopola
      @mishandopola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what makes it BIZARRE

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yuuki Kuroutarou I like the designs and characters from part 1-3 better

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're definitely very unique. Previous character designs were good, but kinda boring.

  • @Marbs776
    @Marbs776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just gotta appreciate the fact that they have the Anime color palettes of each charater (1-4) going against the Manga Color palette selves

  • @teawrecks1243
    @teawrecks1243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol gotta love how the main villains are like: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

  • @kindertak5396
    @kindertak5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Josuke: You've got guts trying to look like me
    Also Josuke: Uses same hairstyle and clothes that some random guy that saved him years ago

  • @darciukas
    @darciukas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how stroheim is literally scared that they're starting to mass produce him lmao

  • @froxtheshort8277
    @froxtheshort8277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:32 :when the religious kid plays Among Us

  • @rafelthejojofanatic6416
    @rafelthejojofanatic6416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dammit Valentine

  • @adamhernandez7183
    @adamhernandez7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the copies literally show more reaction than their originals.

  • @pastelicious5422
    @pastelicious5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I am emperor”
    “Emperor is I”
    Why is nobody talking about this, this is absolute gold

  • @dum5247
    @dum5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the only people prepared for this are the SBR characters while everyone else is either ready to commit suicide or they’re just curious and confused

  • @liotao
    @liotao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody:
    Hol Horse clone: *_whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa_*

  • @typicallycreative4133
    @typicallycreative4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jotaro is now 100% allowed to say "So it's the same type of stand as star platinum."