Ryan takes the whole video to explain his medical “emergency” while Alanah tells her whole surgery story in less than a minute then completely BURIES Ryan 😂 had me dying at the end
At 1:27 I love how you can see Elyse go from “here we go again” to genuine concern when he mentions the hospital. Though by the end any concern is gone.
As a science student in college meals were with a mixture of people from varied majors in a friend group. I am guilty of being the person who absent-mindedly started talking about medical and scientific info over meals and having the humanities and arts people politely suggest that maybe certain class topics were not meal topics. I found my people when I started working in a caregiving role and everyone was discussing their observations during our dinner breaks.
Ryan I'm so sorry you had to go thru such a traumatic experience It sounds awful I can't even imagine what that must be like... Alanah Just rub some dirt in it.
I feel like if Ryan ever got on survivor he would be the first one voted off or the or the win the whole thing no in between. Only reason he would get voted off first is because the other contestants will be scared that he'd win the whole thing.
I watch a lot of Survivor content bc my partner really likes it and watches it with his dad as one of their "things". I can 100% see Ryan making it to the end and winning because people can't help but like him. He's too good to be the goat, idk how he'd do in physical challenges but the social game would be his.
I swear Ryan was one of the writers on Lost. That show and Ryan's stories are the only things where I end up with more questions than I started with and little to no answers
understanding the context of the drunk stream cracked me up, I remember watching that a few times and thinking wtf is he talking about every time NOW I KNOW! Ryans such a unique person
I don’t know what’s worse, Ryan’s phantom bloody balls or the fact that when asked what happened to Alanah to literally have surgery on her head she went “I don’t know”, I feel like a crazy person lol
She had surgery to get rid of migraines, it's entirely possible and even likely that she doesn't know why she gets migraines, and I don't know if it's the same for her being on the spectrum, but me in that situation would have gone with the shorter, perfectly logical but completely lacking any details answer of "I don't know"
FUN PSA ABOUT TESTICULAR BLEEDING AND PAIN: Suddenly seeing blood in your urine without pain is not that uncommon/dangerous. It could just be a small unnoticeable kidney stone that nicked something to cause the bleeding. Obviously, go to the hospital if you are in pain, notably in your flanks. Swelling or sudden onset SEVERE pain in the testicles could mean torsion, meaning that within hours your testicle could atrophy and die. Go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY, and be sure to mention that you are worried about torsion. Non-sudden pain could be indicative of epididimitis (an infection in part of the testicle) and can feel like you are constantly getting your balls hit whenever they move. Pain can range from unpleasant to being unable to move. All of these come with the very understandable paranoia caused by constant pain in a reproductive organ. The most terrifying part about this story is that if it was testicular torsion causing the bleeding, the amount of time it took for him to be seen wouldn’t meant he could have lost the testicle AND his main source of income. Be safe out there kings. You gotta take a look at your balls bud.
All this blood/hospital talk reminded me of how useless my local ER is. Last winter I went to the ER after noticing a bump on my right arm near my armpit. It had grown to the size of a golf ball in about a week, so that was concerning. I went to the ER and they said it looked infected, but that the infection was not "close enough to the skin" to drain. So, I went back the next night after it had grown a little more. Same thing. The next night I go in and see only 2 people in the waiting room. I figure that means I can get seen pretty quick, the blood ball is even bigger and stiffer now. They tell me it'll be an 18 hour wait. Alright, I'll leave and come back in 12-16 hours. At this point, I'm in the most pain I've ever felt in my life. Worse than breaking my ankle, or tearing my meniscus, or cutting off the bottom half of my pinky (which all happened within this same year.) I can't lift my arm above my head, I can't lower my elbow past my shoulder cause it'll put pressure on it. So I have to keep it bent and raised. Ok, I'll pass the time with some Skate 3. Boy, my arm's a little itchy, I'll scratch it. *POP* Yep, it exploded. Blood and pus everywhere. Long story short, I wrapped a shirt around my arm, went to CVS, and gauzed it up. Never found at how, or where, or why it happened. I'm good as new now, save for what appears to be a permanent bruise and a small flap of stretched, dangly skin. Overall, I wouldn't recommend it.
I really hope you guys come up with another series after Deadly Premonition to bring Alanah back for because this has been so consistently hilarious! I also just love watching Ryan tell stories to these 3, haha.
Ryan should use his platform to bring awareness to ashy upper leg syndrome, or AULS for short. And do a collect-a-thon on a FunHaus video. I hope you get well soon.
Im so sorry you had to go through that Ryan. I hope you're okay and am praying for a speedy recovery. It truly seemed traumatizing. And Alanah....i love what you're doing with your hair. The bit of red looks great
Prayers to Ryan. I can't believe that this happened to you. Please reach out for help anytime you need it. Stop trying to take Ryan's time Alanah. Sheesh.
Every time you guys release an episode of this, it reminds me I need to get back to the game! I play a few hours and then forget all about it until the next episode comes out somehow. Fun for those few hours though! I think I've owned it for nearly ten years and this series was the kick to actually get me started
These Deadly Premonition videos may be the perfect things. From Ryan's bizarre stories, Alannah's witticisms, Jacob's torment from confusing gameplay, and Elyse just living every minute with her wheezy laugh.
So we finally get the full story from the "I thought I peed blood the other day and I went to the hospital and turns out it was just my leg" line from the Loser takes a shot vid
"You just didn't clean your gooch" is going straight into the all time top 10 funhaus lines
also the "they go hard" line, Alanah's bleeding her best material straight out of her scalp
Alanah coming in hard for that top spot lol
I need a t-shirt with it NOW!
@@rivuperson a t-shirt with an extremely out of context quote on it?
Add it to the All-time Soundboard
Ryan takes the whole video to explain his medical “emergency” while Alanah tells her whole surgery story in less than a minute then completely BURIES Ryan 😂 had me dying at the end
For those that just want to know what happened to Alanah go to 20:00. The rest is a whole lot of faffing about for 20 minutes about nothing.
YOU JUST DIDNT CLEAN YOUR GOUCH!!!!!
@@tomsko863 she made a couple videos about her surgery and stuff in detail on her personal channel
@@guhrizzlybaire Thanks. I've stopped watching Funhause since Bruce and Laurence left and this just caught my eye.
@@tomsko863 I am on a similar boat, except i usually just check the channel for the occasional Board as Hell, or the even rarer comedy skit
At this point this is not a Deadly Premonition gameplay anymore this is just Ryan's personal diary, and i'm here for it
Specifically his ball's diary.
It’s his video diary with the guest commentary track on
Its totally appreciated, can't wait for the unedited version! XD
Definitely!! It's so morbidly entertaining.
I love Deadly Premonition. I've watched a lot of playthroughs of it. I don't need to see another. Continue the chronicle of Red Seed Ryan!
I wish Ryan a speedy recovery!! Get well soon!
Alanah looking like the woman that survived at the end of a horror movie
She would be that girl, wouldn't she?
What was wrong with her?
@@ELPRES1DENTE45 she had surgery for migraines and the recovery didn't go so great
@@1628desdes - Found it. Thanks!
At 1:27 I love how you can see Elyse go from “here we go again” to genuine concern when he mentions the hospital. Though by the end any concern is gone.
Wow! the last 40 secs of Alanah explaining what happened during her surgery and Ryan just throwing in the (bloody) towel at the very end was amazing.
Ryan: "It's so disturbingly gross"
Me, eating breakfast: "go on"
Same 😂
As a science student in college meals were with a mixture of people from varied majors in a friend group. I am guilty of being the person who absent-mindedly started talking about medical and scientific info over meals and having the humanities and arts people politely suggest that maybe certain class topics were not meal topics. I found my people when I started working in a caregiving role and everyone was discussing their observations during our dinner breaks.
I can't get over how every episode of this series has been absolute gold. There are no misses in the deadly premonition catalogue
I would say that's down to the four people in this series. One of my favourite quad group in funhaus videos :D
No but really though, this series has been so consistently enjoyable
Ryan I'm so sorry you had to go thru such a traumatic experience It sounds awful I can't even imagine what that must be like... Alanah Just rub some dirt in it.
I hope they never reach the end of this game because I never want these gameplays to end. This is one of my all-time favorite funhaus series.
Deadly premonition 2 has an end?
@@ISavant I honestly don't know. lol. I tried to watch a playthrough of it once but i never made it
@@IamaKaliedoscope I almost bought it once but remembered alanahs repeated warnings that it's a very bad game
I love that whenever Alanah comes back we get Ryan ball talk
I feel like if Ryan ever got on survivor he would be the first one voted off or the or the win the whole thing no in between. Only reason he would get voted off first is because the other contestants will be scared that he'd win the whole thing.
I watch a lot of Survivor content bc my partner really likes it and watches it with his dad as one of their "things". I can 100% see Ryan making it to the end and winning because people can't help but like him. He's too good to be the goat, idk how he'd do in physical challenges but the social game would be his.
I swear Ryan was one of the writers on Lost. That show and Ryan's stories are the only things where I end up with more questions than I started with and little to no answers
Perfect analogy.
1:25 I just love how Elyse changed her expressions in mere seconds.
I don't think I have laugh cried in a long time, Ryan and Alanah had me in stitches.
understanding the context of the drunk stream cracked me up, I remember watching that a few times and thinking wtf is he talking about every time NOW I KNOW! Ryans such a unique person
I love that Ryan took pictures to continue always having evidence with his stories
I swear he was born with a Hi8 cam in hand, and a go pro strapped to his soft baby noggin
Ryan: It was just an open wound on my leg.
Sane people: Why do have you an open wound on your leg, and why don't you notice it???? lol
I don’t know what’s worse, Ryan’s phantom bloody balls or the fact that when asked what happened to Alanah to literally have surgery on her head she went “I don’t know”, I feel like a crazy person lol
She had surgery to get rid of migraines, it's entirely possible and even likely that she doesn't know why she gets migraines, and I don't know if it's the same for her being on the spectrum, but me in that situation would have gone with the shorter, perfectly logical but completely lacking any details answer of "I don't know"
So they talked about Alanah's headwound, and Ryan's legwound, but does no one mention the band aid on Jacob's neck? I wanna know about *that!*
What are they hiding from us? *X-files theme*
Oh we don't talk about that
@@rays5163 We don't talk about Jacob, no no no.
Baby boy Jacob is just learning to shave is all
maybe barry the cat related
love how Elyse chimes in at 11:50 with "It's gone. It's long gone."
Damn, that “viagra boys” pun was solid. I do love Alanah’s wit
It was so good, even the game congratulated her
I sometimes can’t believe Ryan’s a real person lmao
Ryan, glad you're okay bro! Get well soon!
These Deadly Premonition videos are the best content you guys make. The stories and the mix of bizarre but intriguing gameplay is just unbeatable.
I love alanah and Ryan together in videos. Also Jacob saying "we can't show that" made me think of back in the day with Bruce on demo disk!! Haha
FUN PSA ABOUT TESTICULAR BLEEDING AND PAIN:
Suddenly seeing blood in your urine without pain is not that uncommon/dangerous. It could just be a small unnoticeable kidney stone that nicked something to cause the bleeding. Obviously, go to the hospital if you are in pain, notably in your flanks.
Swelling or sudden onset SEVERE pain in the testicles could mean torsion, meaning that within hours your testicle could atrophy and die. Go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY, and be sure to mention that you are worried about torsion.
Non-sudden pain could be indicative of epididimitis (an infection in part of the testicle) and can feel like you are constantly getting your balls hit whenever they move. Pain can range from unpleasant to being unable to move. All of these come with the very understandable paranoia caused by constant pain in a reproductive organ.
The most terrifying part about this story is that if it was testicular torsion causing the bleeding, the amount of time it took for him to be seen wouldn’t meant he could have lost the testicle AND his main source of income.
Be safe out there kings. You gotta take a look at your balls bud.
This is by far one of my favorite episodes.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. The ending is awesome
"Like a snow man" best Ryan line all time IMHO 😂
Glad to hear that Ryan’s okay. Best wishes Ryan, get better soon!
The “Deadly Premonition Break” segments got me 😂 I love that this just turned into Ryan’s therapy session
There are no words to describe just how amazing this group is together.
Sending good vibez from Memphis, Ryan! Hope for a speedy recovery.
God, hearing about Ryans ball scare made me physically cringe so much. So glad he's okay!
Thank you Alanah for being in this video.
This goes directly to my Funhaus Classics playlist. Everything and everyone in it was amazing.
Of course Ryan edits 20 hours a day, he does it on a laptop with the trackpad
omg ryan would be GREAT on survivor! we gotta make this happen somehow funhaus community!
Finally this series is back!! Been waiting for it for so long!!
Ryan puts the Men in Men-struate.
*What a soldier, through pain, mental trauma and humiliation, Ryan still shows up to work and tells his story. What a true hero*
Please don't ever STOP playing Deadly Premonition. Just keep going forever, this is amazing.
Ryan's bravery will be remembered for all time. I think Alanah would do well to take lessons.
Can’t wait for the fan art of Ryan’s mishap
Glad Alana is good enough to give us another Deadly premonition. Also Elyse, Jacob and Ryan, I guess
I love the care Ryan put into his recreation. :D
All this blood/hospital talk reminded me of how useless my local ER is. Last winter I went to the ER after noticing a bump on my right arm near my armpit. It had grown to the size of a golf ball in about a week, so that was concerning. I went to the ER and they said it looked infected, but that the infection was not "close enough to the skin" to drain. So, I went back the next night after it had grown a little more. Same thing. The next night I go in and see only 2 people in the waiting room. I figure that means I can get seen pretty quick, the blood ball is even bigger and stiffer now. They tell me it'll be an 18 hour wait. Alright, I'll leave and come back in 12-16 hours. At this point, I'm in the most pain I've ever felt in my life. Worse than breaking my ankle, or tearing my meniscus, or cutting off the bottom half of my pinky (which all happened within this same year.) I can't lift my arm above my head, I can't lower my elbow past my shoulder cause it'll put pressure on it. So I have to keep it bent and raised. Ok, I'll pass the time with some Skate 3. Boy, my arm's a little itchy, I'll scratch it. *POP* Yep, it exploded. Blood and pus everywhere. Long story short, I wrapped a shirt around my arm, went to CVS, and gauzed it up. Never found at how, or where, or why it happened. I'm good as new now, save for what appears to be a permanent bruise and a small flap of stretched, dangly skin. Overall, I wouldn't recommend it.
Funhaus is back. "Red State Ryan" is the new Bruce Greene, and I'm all for that.
God this series is just so much gold, I can't get over how good this group is together
Glad you are doing well Ryan, and that you don't have bladder cancer or something. Oh, and Alanah too...I guess (seriously, hope you recover soon).
Man this is definitely my favourite series right now on FH. Every time i see an upload of DP my heart just skips a beat
I appreciate that the gang took an intermission from Lore From The Book Of Ryan to show us some gameplay.
Elyse’s joke about Ryan wearing a rope belt didn’t get enough attention in the video. Good joke Elyse
I love Alanah with this crew, she needs to be on more
Please never end this series.
This was hilarious...I'm now looking forward to the deadly premonition series just for Ryan's insane stories. Also everyone was great in this...
This is one of my favorite episodes. It has it all: intrigue, mystery, horror, comedy, love...and it has gameplay as well!
That snowman bit is gold
I really hope you guys come up with another series after Deadly Premonition to bring Alanah back for because this has been so consistently hilarious! I also just love watching Ryan tell stories to these 3, haha.
No man's sky with Ryan high?
1. The editing is amazing in this.
2. It's been 6 months. I hope Ryan washed his gooch.
3. Thank you for the timestamps.
Love me some ball stories and deadly premonition, oh my god Alanah at the end 😂
I'm late to watching this video but this skyrocketed into Funhaus history. Alanah is the GOAT. 😂
Ryan and Alannah are a great duo
Get well soon, Ryan!
Ryan should use his platform to bring awareness to ashy upper leg syndrome, or AULS for short. And do a collect-a-thon on a FunHaus video. I hope you get well soon.
Im so sorry you had to go through that Ryan. I hope you're okay and am praying for a speedy recovery. It truly seemed traumatizing. And Alanah....i love what you're doing with your hair. The bit of red looks great
That snowman bit really got me 🤣
i love the driving in this game, that deer cam out of nowhere
19:02 shows the image onscreen
Jacob "we can't show that" lol
How does Alanah show up with holes in her head and still look more presentable than Ryan?
Prayers to Ryan. I can't believe that this happened to you. Please reach out for help anytime you need it.
Stop trying to take Ryan's time Alanah. Sheesh.
Prayers for Ryan. Get well soon buddy!
Get well soon, Ryan! [But seriously, Alanah's gone through some rough times since the surgery.]
Best episode of Deadly Premonition ever.
Every time you guys release an episode of this, it reminds me I need to get back to the game! I play a few hours and then forget all about it until the next episode comes out somehow. Fun for those few hours though! I think I've owned it for nearly ten years and this series was the kick to actually get me started
Stay strong Ryan! 🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤ Get well soon!
Glad you’re alright Ryan! Hang in there big fella.
This series is so goated it's insane
For your Emmy consideration, this video.
One of the best Deadly Premonition videos to date!! Wanna hear more about Ryans donations and gameplay walkthrough.
I'm so glad you're okay Ryan, you're so brave having to live through that ordeal. Hugs bro
13:45 Time 2 Hack 😂😂
To be fair to Ryan just because he found out it was nothing doesn’t mean the fear at the moment was any less intense
But yeah Alanah’s was way worse
This combo of people it's electric, a roller coaster of fun and insanity and genuinely scary stuff. This is one of the best videos, Thanks team!
Glad to se youre doing better, Ryan!
God, Alanah rebounds off Ryan like that rebound for Bosh in the finals. Good vid.
Glad to see you having a quick recovery Ryan
I am rewatching the deadly premonition series and I am laughing so much
Yes, finally! The best funhaus series returns
This is the funniest video from Funhaus I’ve seen in a while thank you for the laughs!
You are a true warrior, Ryan. Respect
And now. Another chapter in the book of ryan.
These Deadly Premonition videos may be the perfect things. From Ryan's bizarre stories, Alannah's witticisms, Jacob's torment from confusing gameplay, and Elyse just living every minute with her wheezy laugh.
So we finally get the full story from the "I thought I peed blood the other day and I went to the hospital and turns out it was just my leg" line from the Loser takes a shot vid
Ryan has a wound, Alanah has a wound, Jacob has a Bandaid. What’s Elyse hiding?
Her painful past as a Vietnam War veteran.
@@AngryKittens oh yeah i think there were some canadians and australians involved for parts of that one
There's not a single thread of coherent conversation in this entire episode, but DAMN if it's not entertaining
"You didn't clean your gooch!"
Now I have milk coming out of my nose.
I'm just glad Ryan is survived his ordeal.