Klavier: Gay or European?

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  • UPDATE MAY 2012: So....according to the most used words in the comments, Klavier is:
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    SUMMARY
    Mia rises from the ashes to tackle one of court's greatest mysteries. Is Prosecutor Klavier Gavin gay or European?
    A few things:
    a) Inspired by an Apollo Justice shipping discussion - I happen to prefer Klavier/Apollo over Klavier/Ema. Purely because Ema/Snackoos are totally canon.
    b)You could call this a beta of some kind. I mean, the lip synching is off by miles. Plus there are no pretty backgrounds. I can't animate. Maybe one day I will make a more polished version, but...don't hold your breath. ;)
    c) This song has been stuck in my head for like, months. And I blame HappyCandyLand completely.
    d) I flipped a coin over which Phoenix to use. So we get Hobo!Phoenix. Yay?
    Song: There! Right There! - Legally Blonde The Musical
    Sprites-From those awesome Court Records people.
    Other footage-Ace Attorney 1-4

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  • @monkeypants06
    @monkeypants06  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    Thank you for watching 10 years later! See you in 2029 for A BIG ANNOUNCÉMENT!

    • @kaibobb6152
      @kaibobb6152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol ok

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I'm genuinely hyped to revisit this again in 2029 just for shits and giggles.

    • @lizzymorrison3480
      @lizzymorrison3480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmmmmm

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I honestly keep coming back to this video every 3 years or so, so it's not unthinkable that I'll actually be here in 2029.

    • @pepelover4160
      @pepelover4160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oof nos veremos en el 2029 entonces

  • @tawnyflower6787
    @tawnyflower6787 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    What's ironic is that this scene actually takes place in court.

    • @thatpuppylover363
      @thatpuppylover363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Ironic? Mostly coincidental.

    • @gmcannon1470
      @gmcannon1470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tawnyflower678 ikr.

    • @pokefan69420
      @pokefan69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Explanation, please.

    • @oleggator7898
      @oleggator7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@pokefan69420 that song from the musical called "Legally blonde" (and it also have a movie but without a songs). And much of events are happening on court, also the event when they tried to guess is a witness are Gay or European.

    • @cheeseycat6342
      @cheeseycat6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ThatPuppyLover I don’t think it’s ironic *or* coincidental

  • @apoluke72
    @apoluke72 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    Klavier's mom: "it's a boy! We'll call him piano!"

    • @TheSkittypink
      @TheSkittypink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      ApoLuke72 I love the head cannon that THATS the reason krisoph went crazy

    • @milodoesstuff4944
      @milodoesstuff4944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      "These are my sons, Kristoph and Piano"

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Piano: Mom, can I please just go by Klavier, the German word for piano, so it's not so awkward?
      Mom: *sigh* Fine.
      _Then Piano decided to learn German, become a musician of metal instead of piano, and become a prosecutor._

    • @caelaise
      @caelaise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@diogamest3545 did you just imply metal was an instrument?

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I mean, if Patrick considers mayo to be an instrument, I don't see why metal can't

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    0:50
    Everyone: "Is he gay or European?"
    Meanwhile, Phoenix: *looks at Miles*
    Miles: "Hey, don't look at me!"

    • @Zoe-hb2oj
      @Zoe-hb2oj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Edgeworth: *Gay panic*

    • @ajguevara6961
      @ajguevara6961 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Miles is gay AND European :v

    • @artistic_lesbian5435
      @artistic_lesbian5435 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Edgeworth: cmon guys we already did the trial of whether I’m gay or European.

    • @nah_o-h-i-o_state
      @nah_o-h-i-o_state ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ajguevara6961I’m not gay i swear! Im European!

    • @53PercentCertifiedLawyer
      @53PercentCertifiedLawyer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Edgeworth and klauvier are both gay Europeans

  • @dustinmorace3787
    @dustinmorace3787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    This is ace attorney in a nutshell

    • @Halfcupofcoffee
      @Halfcupofcoffee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why is this true

    • @SkittlesSkittles.
      @SkittlesSkittles. 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eg

    • @souadw3746
      @souadw3746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true

    • @leaf1956
      @leaf1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This IS ace attorney in nutshell.

    • @wooyeah1738
      @wooyeah1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like, this case, but also just randomly barking up some tree because you have no idea what else to do in a trial, and it ending up a success

  • @kristinaangelina2494
    @kristinaangelina2494 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2761

    Edgeworth has no room to talk about someone being possibly gay. XD

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      +Kristina Angelina He probably just wanted to point his finger at someone else and shift the scrutiny off of himself. XD

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Kristina Angelina Well I ship the Chief with his "little sister". (smiles)

    • @aigeh1326
      @aigeh1326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      +Klavier Gavin
      I'd arrest you for Bribery...

    • @msmaiko4890
      @msmaiko4890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      WRIGHTWOOOOOORTH

    • @cactusalucano4013
      @cactusalucano4013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      +Klavier Gavin Keep On, Edgey is the dude magnet, just ask the sexual tension with Phoenix, the multiple flirts from Raymond and of 'course his eternal husband Gumshoe.

  • @xSKH98x
    @xSKH98x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    I'M SO HAPPY APOLLO WAS THE BOYFRIEND

  • @Akhime
    @Akhime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    The vocals are so soft I had to turn up the volume. I became deaf for a few seconds whwn Apollo shouted 'objection!'... well that's the chords of steel for ya.

    • @yaboibronte472
      @yaboibronte472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aka-hime same

    • @ivygalanodel6374
      @ivygalanodel6374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Akhime he trained extra long for that one xD

    • @acedecker7123
      @acedecker7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al-Jood Al-Failakawy bold move libeling bold move.

    • @elisabethsun7059
      @elisabethsun7059 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was spared from this by having good hearing… (my brother is loud AF when he shouts so I have to deal with shit like this pretty often).

  • @nathankopit5420
    @nathankopit5420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    why does the fandom make such brilliance

    • @Halfcupofcoffee
      @Halfcupofcoffee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because Edgeworth is relevant.

    • @nathankopit5420
      @nathankopit5420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Clo Clo (Kawaii Potatoe) fair

    • @Cy3qi
      @Cy3qi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and phoenix amd Apollo and ms Franziska (pls don't whip me) and every one else *gets whiped* fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • @eathams
    @eathams 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3437

    The Phoenix Wright fanbase is the best fanbase

    • @monkeypants06
      @monkeypants06  10 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Truest comment ever

    • @pwnerj
      @pwnerj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Gotta love the OBJECTION crowd.

    • @edgymoss
      @edgymoss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      true

    • @Phe0niz
      @Phe0niz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I have yet to see the bad part of this fanbase, that's what I love about it.

    • @colth0und
      @colth0und 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Pheoniz I saw it the other day and its not that bad :3

  • @CrimsonHybrid
    @CrimsonHybrid 13 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Is he gay or European?"
    Edgeworth: "Don't look at me..."
    XDDD

    • @ijnh9336
      @ijnh9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edgeworh isn't gay.m

    • @LyoHaliotis
      @LyoHaliotis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      well, he's gay AND has been to europe, so.. i think i would have looked at him too.

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ijnh9336 he is so gay for phoenix
      have you seen how he acts around him

    • @lesbiibab7559
      @lesbiibab7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@funkytime69 mans practically writes poetry about “that man” too

    • @leeno7oreo
      @leeno7oreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love that everyone is replying to a 10 year old comment

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Lol, I love that Apollo and Klavier are together in this.

    • @acedecker7123
      @acedecker7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I mean there’s one main Klavier ship and that’s Klapollo.

    • @strawberryshortcake608
      @strawberryshortcake608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@acedecker7123 I've heard of people shipping Klavier and Ema which... idk how that would go down, honestly.

    • @cinny1313
      @cinny1313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@strawberryshortcake608men getting pegged

  • @Pepper_Meadow
    @Pepper_Meadow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Edgeworth, you have no room to speak against Klavier for being possibly gay.
    /triplecravat

    • @soneri9681
      @soneri9681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HeyitsShay why?

    • @Pepper_Meadow
      @Pepper_Meadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Sone Ri It's a fandom wide joke that Edgeworth is frickin gay because of his purple/maroon suit paired with that fluffy triple tiered lace thing he wears. Which is called a "cravot" or more specifically a "jabot"

    • @littleboogers1482
      @littleboogers1482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It is extremely illogical to randomly say a man could be gay because he crosses his legs when he sits. I'm not against the Idea Edgeworth is gay, because it's a possibility, but to think he's gay only because he crosses his legs is unrealistic.

    • @jasminethehumandoormat9207
      @jasminethehumandoormat9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @momentsofflight
      @momentsofflight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@littleboogers1482 theres actually some evidence beyond him crossing his goddamn legs.

  • @quandolli
    @quandolli 10 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    So was anyone else startled by Apollo's 'OBJECTION!' in the middle? /insert chords of steel joke here/

    • @Tnu1138
      @Tnu1138 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      MY NAME IS APOLLO JUSTICE AND I'M FINE!

    • @fendas123
      @fendas123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Mari You've already inserted it...

    • @acedecker7123
      @acedecker7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Klavier inserted it before you though.

    • @craigdan00b
      @craigdan00b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao his chords of steel bless my ears

  • @ace_can7
    @ace_can7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Ships that are totally canon:
    1. Ema x Snackoos
    2. Godot x Coffee
    3. Apollo and Phoenix Wright x Hair Gel
    4. Edgeworth x Cravats and Tea
    5. Kristoph x Nail Polish
    XD only in my opinion

    • @kortega1831
      @kortega1831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Whoa I didn't know that Hair Gel was cheating on both Phoenix and Apollo :((

    • @Pepito_Sanchez
      @Pepito_Sanchez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hair Gel x Daryan is my OTP

    • @ace_can7
      @ace_can7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Mrs. Lop3z oh yeah XD

    • @santiagoorona2239
      @santiagoorona2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You re right im not ofend :)

    • @GrandeDubstep
      @GrandeDubstep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Edgeworth X *Updated autopsy Reports*

  • @sesilliasandra2820
    @sesilliasandra2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Mia came back from the dead just to argue Klavier's sexuality. LMFAO!

  • @richard4888
    @richard4888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Naah Klavier gay? Next your going to say that the sky is blue

    • @robertpenguin6597
      @robertpenguin6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The SKYE?

    • @l.n.3372
      @l.n.3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertpenguin6597
      Nice Hubernie pic
      What's the source?

  • @tharchandran3709
    @tharchandran3709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I guess in the end Klavier...GAVIN to all the pressure!

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thar Chandran
      .___.

    • @tipsybun
      @tipsybun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Klavier Gavin BUUUUURN

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Warghost890
      Freund, what's wrong with you?

    • @cuteandstrange6618
      @cuteandstrange6618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Klavier Gavin Look, the gay piano guy is here

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Herzileinangel Sani
      Achtung babes, I'm offensive and I find this gay. ;)

  • @fateisuponyou
    @fateisuponyou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Klavier is... Eurogayean?

    • @fateisuponyou
      @fateisuponyou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy fuck this comment got a bunch of likes

    • @Cy3qi
      @Cy3qi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OBJECTION! he is gayurpean

    • @frejo1931
      @frejo1931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      im gay and european and I am gonna be using that

  • @RanguGamer
    @RanguGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    I just love this.I must have watched it like 100 times. No exageration XD

    • @MrIshida16
      @MrIshida16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ¡¡¡¿Rangu?!!! ¿Que haces aquí?

    • @SinapsisdeHeisenberg
      @SinapsisdeHeisenberg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Rangu te odio...mira lo que me hiciste ver XD

    • @HikariGamer1
      @HikariGamer1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo lo vi antes de que comentaras, por estar aburrida y stalkear tus favoritos XD
      No me gustan mucho los musicales, y aún no juego/veo Apollo justice,pero éste vídeo es genial XD

    • @RanguGamer
      @RanguGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Johana TG Me siento observado... XD

    • @HikariGamer1
      @HikariGamer1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RanguGamer ¿Observado? ¿Por mí? Pffft,Rangu,tienes que dejar de usar el bote polvos, te hace decir cosas raras, como que te sientes observado y "Bombas explosivas". ¡A la enfermería, venga! >:(

  • @edgymoss
    @edgymoss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    HOLD IT!!! Did you even notice he said "I've never felt this way with a man." to Apollo on the first day they met?! ((I just discovered Ace Attorney so yeah I'm late as hell XD))

    • @Michelle-vs6pc
      @Michelle-vs6pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      edgymoss Hell yeah but I wasn’t focusing on that since I was so confused because I thought Klavier was Kristoph at first

    • @paladin_2164
      @paladin_2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Also they flirt with each other all the time.

    • @yusrhammam4666
      @yusrhammam4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Guys we all know that they are the ultimate ship (klapollo)

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paladin_2164 the fu- when

    • @starpiececonnectingfeelings
      @starpiececonnectingfeelings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Mr.Scott86 "you're cool , herr justice. real cool"
      "this whole thing is really taking a toll on you , eh , herr forehead ? maybe you should take a break. lunch is on me."
      "grr...i'll wipe that smile off your pretty face , gavin!"
      and the infamous "prosecutor gavin's gone too deep into the darkness. i have to pull him into the light myself by showing evidence!"

  • @doct1400
    @doct1400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    If Klavier is gay someone teach me to pitch cus it's time to switch teams.

    • @Pachiku93
      @Pachiku93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      no definitive proof but I say he swings both ways

    • @JoeTheJRPGManiac
      @JoeTheJRPGManiac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Not quite definitive, but there is a bit of proof. His smarmy bit at the beginning of Apollo Justice about having gotten many looks from women, but never being looked at that by a man.
      He also wrote a fucking song called 'My boyfriend is a witness for the Prosecution.'
      He's probably not gay, but he Bi af

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Achtung babes, don't talk behind my back, ja? :*

    • @pickopeko2838
      @pickopeko2838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Klavier Gavin Can you sign this?
      *Hands Piece of Paper*

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pickopeko2838
      What is that paper even...?

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    OBJECTION! Ema thinks that Gavin is a glimmorous flop! She would never say that she's free for a date with him

    • @MrLuxyLux
      @MrLuxyLux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haha true^^

    • @witchqueen1296
      @witchqueen1296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sustained! •bangs gavel•

    • @blank_9123
      @blank_9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      HOLD IT! That means this Ema skye must me Oldbag DISGUISED AS HER

    • @zerolantern5794
      @zerolantern5794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OBJECTION! Have you heard of the word, "Tsundere"? It could be possible that Ema is tsundere! After all, this is Japan. TAKE THAT!

    • @blank_9123
      @blank_9123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      HOLD IT! BUT WHY WOULD A TSUNDERE ASK A PERSON ON A DATE AND DO IT WITHOUT SAYING BAKA TAKE THAT!

  • @farribastarfyre
    @farribastarfyre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way."
    And my sides were never heard from again.

  • @fireflysystem3338
    @fireflysystem3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Klavier: "I'm straight!"
    Apollo: "You were not yesterday.." 😅
    😂😂😂

  • @hexalem7764
    @hexalem7764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    edgeworth and wright debating about someone being gay is just so ironic

  • @milesedgeworth7999
    @milesedgeworth7999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    As long as no-one call's me gay,Im fine with it.

    • @NicholasGoldEdition
      @NicholasGoldEdition 10 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Rengar ThePridstalker THIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN!

    • @edgymoss
      @edgymoss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      HATE ME IF YOU WANT, BUT I SHIP YOU AND PHOENIX!!

    • @kristinaangelina2494
      @kristinaangelina2494 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU'RE GAY EDGY, GIVE IT UP

    • @LilMafs
      @LilMafs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No he's a glimmerous fop

    • @hellopeopleimacatd7695
      @hellopeopleimacatd7695 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Lina “homestuck” Trash so true though....

  • @Joes_Junk_Drawer
    @Joes_Junk_Drawer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    3:05 lol I do not know whats better Apollow being mexican, his face when he said that, what he said, or how fast he was to that comeback

    • @acedecker7123
      @acedecker7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All of the above is the best.

  • @frogzillatheki11a007
    @frogzillatheki11a007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This being from 2009 just makes it so much better the internet's sense of humor hasn't changed as much lmao

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    His name is Piano, but he plays guitar
    where’s the truth

  • @omgmicrophone
    @omgmicrophone 13 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I'm straight!"
    "You were not yesterday..."
    ...Well, now we know why they were taking so long in the courthouse bathroom stalls...

  • @andrepinheiro347
    @andrepinheiro347 10 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Welcome to the fun and weird part of youtube

    • @13wolfy13
      @13wolfy13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thank you! it's so nice here, just the place to be when I can't sleep.

  • @harunai
    @harunai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I found this ten years after it was made and I love it so much.

  • @anisadale2690
    @anisadale2690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I can't breath this is the best thing I've seen in my life

  • @milodoesstuff4944
    @milodoesstuff4944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Anyone else die laughing when Oldbag appeared

  • @klaviergavin9936
    @klaviergavin9936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Achtung, babies! I'm not European..
    I just studied in Europe (Germany), but I'm from America!
    So this excludes one possibility, ja?

    • @Halfcupofcoffee
      @Halfcupofcoffee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ja.

    • @ethan_sucks6429
      @ethan_sucks6429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Klavier Gavin ja.

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Creative answers there, danke! xD
      Has anyone seen Herr Forehead by the way?

    • @brandonmoore1877
      @brandonmoore1877 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Klavier Gavin ...

    • @klaviergavin9936
      @klaviergavin9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apollo Justice
      Umm... hey, Herr Forehead.. fancy seeing you here. ^^' (cough) (cough)

  • @hilacleeevee6947
    @hilacleeevee6947 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:36 R.I.P. headphone users.

    • @emaskye6257
      @emaskye6257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hello chords of steel

    • @astro2777
      @astro2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2:36

  • @PrincessCurrent
    @PrincessCurrent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This song had the same arch as an actual Ace Attorney case

  • @catherinefadmor6986
    @catherinefadmor6986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Elle:
    There! Right There!
    Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
    Look at the killer shape he's in.
    Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
    Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
    Callahan:
    I'm not about to celebrate.
    Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
    This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
    All:
    That is the elephant in the room.
    Well is it relevant to assume
    that a man who wears perfume
    is automatically radically fey?
    Emmett:
    But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
    Elle:
    Look at his silk translucent socks.
    Callahan:
    There's the eternal paradox.
    Look what we're seeing.
    Elle:
    What are we seeing?
    Callahan:
    Is he gay?
    Elle:
    Of course he's gay.
    Calahan:
    Or European?
    All:
    ohhhhhh.
    Gay or European?
    It's hard to guarantee
    Is he gay or European?
    Warner:
    Well, hey don't look at me.
    Vivian:
    You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
    They play peculiar sports.
    All:
    In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
    Gay or foreign fella?
    The answer could take weeks.
    They both say things like "ciao bella"
    while they kiss you on both cheeks.
    Elle:
    Oh please.
    All:
    Gay or European?
    So many shades of gray.
    Warner:
    Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
    All:
    Is he gay or European?
    or
    Enid:
    There! Right There!
    Look at that condescending smirk.
    Seen it on every guy at work.
    That is a metro hetero jerk.
    That guy's not gay, I say no way.
    All:
    That is the elephant in the room.
    Well is it relevant to presume
    that a hottie in that costume
    Elle:
    Is automatically-radically
    Callahan:
    Ironically chronically
    Vivian:
    Certainly pertin'tly
    Warner:
    Genetically medically
    All:
    GAY!
    OFFICIALLY GAY!
    OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
    DAMNIT!
    Gay or European?
    Callahan:
    So stylish and relaxed.
    All:
    Is he gay or European?
    Callahan:
    I think his chest is waxed.
    Vivian:
    But they bring their boys up different there.
    It's culturally diverse.
    It's not a fashion curse.
    All:
    If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
    Gay or just exotic?
    I still can't crack the code.
    Brooke:
    Yes his accent is hypnotic
    but his shoes are pointy toed.
    All:
    Huh.
    Gay or European?
    So many shades of gray.
    Judge:
    But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
    All:
    Is he gay or European?
    gay or european?
    Gay or Euro-
    Emmett:
    Wait a minute!
    Give me a chance to crack this guy.
    I have an idea I'd like to try.
    Callahan:
    The floor is yours.
    Emmett:
    So Mr. Architacos...
    This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for...?
    Mikos:
    2 years.
    Emmett:
    And your first name again is...?
    Mikos:
    Mikos.
    Emmett:
    And your boyfriend's name is...?
    Mikos:
    Carlos.
    I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
    I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend.
    Carlos:
    You bastard!
    You lying bastard!
    That's it.
    I no cover for you, no more!
    Peoples.
    I have a big announcement.
    This man is Gay and European!
    and neither is disgrace
    you've got to stop your being
    a completely closet case.
    It's me not her he's seeing
    No matter what he say.
    I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
    You are so gay.
    You big parfait!
    You flaming boy band cabaret.
    Mikos:
    I'm straight!
    Carlos:
    You were not yesterday.
    So if I may, I'm proud to say,
    He's gay!
    All:
    And European!
    Carlos:
    He's gay!
    All:
    And European!
    Carlos:
    He's gay!
    All:
    And European and Gay!
    Mikos:
    Fine okay I'm gay!
    All:
    Hooray!

    • @chickensandwich9977
      @chickensandwich9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have no idea how much I appreciate this 5 year old comment
      Thank you, kind stranger

    • @user-mushroom
      @user-mushroom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks for the lyrics,its golden

  • @franlupin9319
    @franlupin9319 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I don't know what I loved most
    The klapollo or the video in general
    this is beautiful

  • @ShursGarden
    @ShursGarden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    What is our fandom called? Attorneys?

    • @amezu3559
      @amezu3559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      We’re the gallery in the courtroom, ‘cause we watch the trial.

    • @paladin_2164
      @paladin_2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheGamingPenguin Genius

    • @fortnitebattlepass4994
      @fortnitebattlepass4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Retards

    • @ShursGarden
      @ShursGarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fortnitebattlepass4994 And to you too, my good sir.

    • @raynachristian4627
      @raynachristian4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Charlie Brown adults

  • @axlloww
    @axlloww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Even if its literally made from 2009 i *STILL LOVE IT!*

  • @vicwunder3062
    @vicwunder3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is one of the videos that got me into Ace Attorney actually. Fucking masterpiece.

  • @RanguGamer
    @RanguGamer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I just cry of laughter every time I watch this XD

  • @Niko0902
    @Niko0902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I'm offensive and I find this european.

    • @kista9936
      @kista9936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Niiiiiiiiiiko Same

    • @Vicy5Modapk
      @Vicy5Modapk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm offensive and I find this gay
      No I'm not gay

    • @shroomoid9403
      @shroomoid9403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So you're offensive and think this is a European video?

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm gay and I find this European

    • @guacbird
      @guacbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im find and i european this offensive

  • @jiakaira
    @jiakaira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Welp, he's bi
    *KlaPollo and KlEma Shipper*

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Multi-shippers unite!

  • @miscellayneous-
    @miscellayneous- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:48
    Why are you so nervous, Edgy? 😏

  • @vixame
    @vixame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THIS VIDEO IS AS OLD AS ME WTH-

  • @fun-sizedalchemist4748
    @fun-sizedalchemist4748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Apollo saying 'YOU BIG PARFAIT' just killed me XD

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I know we mostly use this song for miles at this point but I think it still fits klavier better

  • @MrMadmenProductions
    @MrMadmenProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gay or European?
    Klavier: Yes.

  • @edgymoss
    @edgymoss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    OBJECTION!!! Klavier said this to Apollo!
    "But I never felt this way with a man." THATS WHAT KLAVIER SAID!!!!!!!! (Man this is fun)

  • @Madzillahx
    @Madzillahx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came back to check on this video as it's actually what got me into ace attorney and 😭😭.. IT WAS MADE 2 MONTHS BEFORE I WAS BORN !?!? I DIDN'T REALISE THIS MASTERPIECE WAS 14 YEARS OLD IT'S SO GOOD

    • @Averyspacesmileyface
      @Averyspacesmileyface 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Happy late bday :D

    • @Madzillahx
      @Madzillahx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Averyspacesmileyface it was actually my birthday on the 27th of april, so it wasn't that long ago! cheers, internet stranger

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd list all the things I love about this but that would take too long but here's a few:
    - Edgeworth saying "Well hey don't look at me"
    - Oldbag doing the metro hetero jerk bit
    - Dad Phoenix being the one who figures it out
    - Edgeworth saying the "the French go either way" line bc he studied abroad
    - Apollo's expression for "you were not yesterday"

  • @theawesomemepreussen
    @theawesomemepreussen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Oh damn, I laughed so much I have tears in my eyes. Really this is a masterpiece!

    • @athenacykes6761
      @athenacykes6761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed! I Guess Klavier CAN Be Gay for Apollo!

  • @Mar_Marine
    @Mar_Marine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11 years after it was made, it was recommended to me.

  • @edgymoss
    @edgymoss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    KLAPOLLO

  • @dinhho6107
    @dinhho6107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ah yes this got recommended to me 11 years later

  • @Michelle-vs6pc
    @Michelle-vs6pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Klapollo is strong in this and I love it

  • @MrJoeyWheeler
    @MrJoeyWheeler 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Edgeworth: "Well hey don't look at me!"
    That is a very fitting line for some reason.

  • @xcchoco
    @xcchoco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the fact this is 11 years old, just make this better

  • @hoxiipoxii56
    @hoxiipoxii56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm straight"
    "you were not yesterday"
    *[HOLD IT!]*

  • @Riomy13
    @Riomy13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No Armstrong at the 'french go either way' line? xD What a missed opportunity.

    • @acedecker7123
      @acedecker7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riomy13 yeah I was a little disappointed at that too.

    • @miamafalda1118
      @miamafalda1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JSADGSH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT LMAOOOO

  • @shinysparce3708
    @shinysparce3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wdym “we got hobo phoenix... yay?” I’ll have you know hobo phoenix specifically is my favorite character in the franchise

  • @wyrmghost
    @wyrmghost ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This implies that Mia came back from the dead to debate Klavier’s sexuality and I love that

  • @ammarokla7217
    @ammarokla7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is a piece of art.
    If you still watch it in 2020 you are a legend.

  • @sallyj8489
    @sallyj8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Listen I love this but I gotta take issue with Ema getting the "if he turns out straight I'm free at 8 on saturday" line because no. But otherwise this is absolutely phenomenal!

  • @questionableheathen
    @questionableheathen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for this! THANK GOODNESS APOLLO IS HIS BOYFRIEND IN THIS ! :)

  • @legendaryhero90
    @legendaryhero90 14 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Edgeworth: "well hey dont look at me...."
    me = LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!

  • @1969AFC
    @1969AFC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    THIS IS PERFECT

  • @CuriousGuy_
    @CuriousGuy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm straight"
    "You were not yesterday"
    OMG THE ROAST

  • @saberbyte3989
    @saberbyte3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I must've just found the oldest video on TH-cam, my god

  • @akaiusagi
    @akaiusagi 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It kills me every time Klavier does the air guitar at the beginning when Mia says "look at the killer shape he's in". Hilarious.

  • @OmniverousLawnClippings
    @OmniverousLawnClippings 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As soon as Phoenix said he had a plan, I realized who the boyfriend would be. xD

  • @Cien_ciyen
    @Cien_ciyen ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13... Years..? 😳

  • @KTheAnon
    @KTheAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS 12 YEAR OLD YET SO AMAZING AND ACCURATE*

  • @scarlettskipper9352
    @scarlettskipper9352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my God. I so love this. The sprites fit perfectly.

  • @XxReDxFoXxX
    @XxReDxFoXxX 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "-Fine, okay, I'm gay!"
    "-HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!"
    LOL³²¹²¹³³²²¹³

  • @Ecolopa
    @Ecolopa 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Depending on the time of day, the French go either way"
    Edgeworth would know. :p

  • @nuggeeeett_
    @nuggeeeett_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing I have to say about this video that's negative is that Ema totally hates him, that line should have gone to Trucy

  • @jasminvaldez8789
    @jasminvaldez8789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It's so perfect I'm gonna cry xD

  • @totally_fred
    @totally_fred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny thing is the cover is one of the most Klema pieces of official art.

  • @MaxSolar-dd5wq
    @MaxSolar-dd5wq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Of course, he's both! No wonder I like apollo so much!

  • @Axl-md1qm
    @Axl-md1qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me hearing my family secretly debate about my sexuality in a nutshell. (I am in fact a homosexual and I’m proud)

  • @Yo-jj6ei
    @Yo-jj6ei ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just noticed this vid is from 14 years ago, damm

    • @faenights
      @faenights ปีที่แล้ว +1

      certified fandom classic.

  • @moonscented
    @moonscented 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just knew it was gonna be Apollo

  • @kiwikatwrites7126
    @kiwikatwrites7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this fandom, it also doesn't seem too toxic so that's a plus!

  • @rogercunillera7469
    @rogercunillera7469 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isnt anyone going to point out how well the first verse describes Klavier?!?!

  • @natsuki5439
    @natsuki5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oi edgeworth don’t think your safe

  • @charliek7381
    @charliek7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the timing and sync. it's ingenious piece of work, big respect!

  • @Valengw
    @Valengw 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOOOOOL
    Apollo Blushes when he says "you were not yesterday" xDDDDD
    great!

  • @thebloodedge284
    @thebloodedge284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't belive this was 12 years ago truly a masterpiece

  • @Richard37363534
    @Richard37363534 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Um its not Ema X Klavier its... Ema sharing her Snackaroos :D

  • @Jionunez7
    @Jionunez7 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the voice at the end is how i will forever use for Klavier

  • @dawnmathieson
    @dawnmathieson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I live in Europe so should probably be offended but this is too funny

    • @Alex-mb2cy
      @Alex-mb2cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should really not be offended by stuff like this, I'm german and I see no problem in stuff like this. This is just absolutely brilliant and funny if you ask me.

  • @v0lpex
    @v0lpex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s... been 11 years...why was this recommended

  • @smilingapple82
    @smilingapple82 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Edgeworth: depending on the time of day, the French go either way...
    Klavier: I'm straight!
    Apollo: not yesterday...(;

  • @NocturnalDecay
    @NocturnalDecay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Edgeworth is not legally qualified to ask if Klavier is gay, what with all his Cravat and "The Sight Of That Man Still Shines Brilliantly In My Eyes"

  • @pusheenthecat9904
    @pusheenthecat9904 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOVE THIS!!!!
    European, I saw that coming, same with gay. But I didn't expect Apollo to be gay too. XD
    I've literally watched this video about 10 times. Love the song and the contents too.

  • @JoJo-oc8zf
    @JoJo-oc8zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man it's been 12 years and these style of videos are still made.
    Nice 👍🏾