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  • @SimpleFlips
    @SimpleFlips  หลายเดือนก่อน +329

    yo waddup chain

  • @boneyzoney9551
    @boneyzoney9551 หลายเดือนก่อน +603

    What if you had 500k in dollars, but no bills or a dinner with infinite Jay Z’s from different universes, but no Jay Z

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      And a penny that doubled in size every day?

    • @sadmate_
      @sadmate_ หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      who is bill

    • @ijre
      @ijre หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@sadmate_ some dude from left 4 dead

    • @iveharzing
      @iveharzing หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What if you had unlimited games, but no games?

    • @zName1
      @zName1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the doctor was a woman

  • @iamabucket13
    @iamabucket13 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

    "Uh." -SmallAnt

    • @computerstickman
      @computerstickman หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Google is telling me to translate this to English. This must mean that SmallAnts answer actually has some deeper hidden meaning.

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The worst timeline ever

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    I choose the $500,000, because I already have Jay-Z

    • @B8GViews
      @B8GViews 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You must be Bey-ance

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    500 thousand Jay-Zs or dinner with a dollar?

    • @clarambrosia9834
      @clarambrosia9834 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      we making it to mr krabs with this one

    • @Randomlollis
      @Randomlollis หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      But what if the dinner doubles with every dollar?

    • @guy_th18
      @guy_th18 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah i'll take the dinner

    • @uninable
      @uninable หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      the ratio is 1 jay z = 500000 dollars so 500000 jay z’s is basically equivalent to 250000000000

    • @vantretiredargumentativedu7763
      @vantretiredargumentativedu7763 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@uninableOk but think about the financial advice you could get from having dinner with a dollar. You might as well be getting the key to the economy itself. Far smarter choice when you think about it.

  • @livenishikireaction
    @livenishikireaction หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    you can either double (in size) it or give it to the next person

    • @theastralbard8280
      @theastralbard8280 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      is the doubling infinite? or does it eventually overflow and shrink someone?

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Double it and give it to the person above me

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      double it but give it to jay z

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      double jay z and give him to the dollars

    • @Slenderquil
      @Slenderquil หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Double the jay-z's and give them each the offer

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Ameston and Mysticat are a force to be reckoned with. It's like they are both driving half a car, assembling into one full car.

  • @itsMuter
    @itsMuter หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    big feinberg viewer and i get so excited every time i see simple in one of these events

    • @SimpleFlips
      @SimpleFlips  หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He's so good

  • @MrBluelightzero
    @MrBluelightzero หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    3:00 I can see you trying to do source strafe jumps at the beginning. Even my brain wondered why that jump failed.

  • @SurlyUJest
    @SurlyUJest หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    the smallant moment was so fucking funny - but i swear i never know what's happening in these quick-paced high-concept videos haha

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    0:30 Intro to SimpleFlips: He lies a lot.
    8:03 SmallAnt is asked the question.
    9:00 PirateSoftware is asked the question.
    11:15 SmallAnt is asked again.

    • @shinyhunteralec
      @shinyhunteralec หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@SozBoz It's engagement with the video, much like your comment. :)

    • @cosmologicl
      @cosmologicl หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      these adhd comments are needed on actual clickbait and tutorials. if simpleflips clickbaits me I'm watching the whole thing y'all don't know nothing about simpleflips I'd sell my soul

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Did everyone here forget that timestamps are useful for when you're rewatching a video too?

    • @davidgamboa1260
      @davidgamboa1260 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo waddown chain

  • @ikosahelix9342
    @ikosahelix9342 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I absolutely love "nobody's gonna believe you, what do you know about Minecraft?" To Feinberg lmao

  • @jebjebediah
    @jebjebediah หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Simp and Thor collaborating is the best thing to happen on this platform in a long time

  • @derpdee63
    @derpdee63 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I would choose dinner with Jay-Z, but also put myself an additional $500,000 in debt for a dinner with Jay-Q, who knows all the right questions to ask Jay-Z. This is an important part of the problem many people overlook, because Jay-Z himself has gone on record saying “I’m defensive when I’m in interviews” (Can I Live II), so if you come on too strong or ask the wrong question he might activate Interview Defense Mode, nullifying the dinner immediately and losing your chance to make back the profit.
    You might suggest going to dinner with Jay-A since he has all of the answers to Jay-Q’s questions. And I see where you’re coming from Mr. Strawman. However: 1) Jay-A is diametrically opposed to everything good Jay-Z stands for and cannot be trusted. 2) Even if Jay-A was honest, he still does not know the questions, which leaves me no better off. If I wanted answers with no questions I would play Jeopardy.

    • @yohhh6715
      @yohhh6715 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about Jay-J

  • @dododonut
    @dododonut หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    idk why but the thumbnail is bringing me back to the "would you eat a can of pringles for $100" days

    • @moch126
      @moch126 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real "Would you eat an entire box of 24 crayons for 100 dollars" vibes

    • @hps362
      @hps362 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Would you rather have $100 in cash, or a dinner with a can of pringles?

  • @thepinkcoin1512
    @thepinkcoin1512 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    would you have 500k jay z's but no jay z's, or would you have dinner with 500k but the dinner doubles in size every day including what you've already eaten, or would you become jay z so every dinner is a dinner with jay z but you lose 500k

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Jay Z's net worth is $2.5B, 500k is 1/5000th of that. I'll gladly become Jay Z.

    • @RigWim
      @RigWim หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Does the food ive already eaten double by materializing in or outside of my body

    • @thepinkcoin1512
      @thepinkcoin1512 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RigWim depends on if it's in or outside your body

    • @timestopMachinist
      @timestopMachinist หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@thepinkcoin1512 if its inside your body, it doubled outside your body, and if its outside your body, it doubles inside your body.

  • @Roverdrive_X
    @Roverdrive_X หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    SmallAnt answering to take the dinner with Jay-Z because "I already have 500k" is amazing holy shit

  • @Yeah_itsJohn
    @Yeah_itsJohn หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Now dinner with Jay Z or double it and give it to the next person

    • @williamdittmann9281
      @williamdittmann9281 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Does this mean 2 dinners with Jay-Z or a dinner with 2 Jay-Zs

    • @Yeah_itsJohn
      @Yeah_itsJohn หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@williamdittmann9281 so the way I picture it is if you accept the doubled Jay-Z dinner you now exist in 2 separate realities simultaneously and eat dinner with him in both

  • @Reid2816
    @Reid2816 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    seeing minecraft being played like counterstrike melts my mind

  • @SamTheWich
    @SamTheWich หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    unlimited dinner with jay z but no 500k
    or
    500k- unlimited 500k, but no 500k

  • @MrCDM6
    @MrCDM6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    New life goal: find Jay-Z and ask if he'd rather have 500K or dinner with Jay-Z

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of these days Simple will get to ask the Z guy himself

  • @NicoTetrox
    @NicoTetrox หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    What if you had 500k Jay-Z's that doubled in size everyday?

    • @Slenderquil
      @Slenderquil หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Imagine all the dinners

  • @th3bear01
    @th3bear01 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I don't even know why but that uh from smant fucking broke me. I was still laughing about it for like the next four minutes

  • @aqple
    @aqple หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    seeing minecraft youtubers i used to watch 7+ years ago making an appearance in a simpleflips video is crazy

  • @truedude
    @truedude หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I'm gonna double the jay z and give it to the next person

  • @Eightfold024
    @Eightfold024 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    They're gonna be looking for Kyle

  • @gdplasman1616
    @gdplasman1616 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Really hope he finds Kyle, even if he read that wrong

  • @colecostie
    @colecostie หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I'll choose "or"

  • @TheAbsol7448
    @TheAbsol7448 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That SmallAnt cut was _iconic._

  • @You-fools
    @You-fools หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I'm on controller, you're so done" is so fucking funny dude.

  • @superdot9513
    @superdot9513 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the blockwars streams are great, im worried the people who havent seen what blockwars is will be a little lost here but i love these

  • @Chelarino
    @Chelarino หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    you can either double jay-z (in size (none of your jackets will fit him)) or give yourself to the next person (in marriage (they will treat you with love, respect and care))

  • @The_Man_____
    @The_Man_____ หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Id take 500k Jay Zs.

  • @Aural_Entity
    @Aural_Entity หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This will probably be one time, if not the only time, that Simple is in a video with Smallant.
    I'm so glad that it was just to ask him the Jay-Z question, lmao.

  • @-sk8-437
    @-sk8-437 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I prefer the Penny but this is still just so amazing, I love just the pure dedication to this question.

  • @Klemintine
    @Klemintine หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    True entrepreneurs would screw over everyone to take both

  • @isaacthered
    @isaacthered หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If Timmy steals three apples and 17 oranges from a dinner where Jay-Z is serving 1 billion lions hot dogs he is referring to as sandwiches in a forest and only an unladen swallow is there to hear it, would Timmy be able to beat Goku?

    • @SeriousRyno
      @SeriousRyno หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Schmeven

  • @Qortexgd
    @Qortexgd หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Would your rather have unlimited bacon but no games, Or unlimited games but no games?

  • @amysel
    @amysel หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Came here for the Jay Z question, stayed for the Jay Z question.

  • @raainber
    @raainber หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    i take dinner with 500k

  • @ajriewer
    @ajriewer หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was hoping there would be a video of this!

  • @lilmancc35
    @lilmancc35 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This actually takes me back to when i was 8 watching skydoesminecraft and all his friends back then play hunger games and various custom minigames.

  • @robosmith8513
    @robosmith8513 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    really cool to see jake in this vid

  • @static-ky
    @static-ky หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The ability to increase the temperature of any place in the world to 500K (Kelvin) whenever you want, but you can't change it back, or DayZ duos with Jay-Z (he has 990 hours), which may include entrepreneurial advice if you find a casual way to inquire about his business ventures, but he'll mostly just want to play the game since he has very little free time and thinking about his businesses just stresses him out.

    • @bebe8090
      @bebe8090 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How small of an area could I increase to temperature of? If it can be just a little area, it would be pretty useful for boiling water, lighting fires, ect. Theoretically you could use it to generate free electricity, or even prevent the heat death of the universe. That being said, I am playing DayZ with Jay-Z for an hour until I die. Thank you friend.

    • @static-ky
      @static-ky หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bebe8090 No limit to the size, but it is difficult to harness the ability without causing collateral damage. Also, the session with Jay-Z isn't one time only, you can duo whenever you're both online at the same time, but both of your schedules don't align so it's a rare occurrence. Thank you for your participation in my hypothetical, friend.

  • @Spoccifi
    @Spoccifi หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    this video is just for me

  • @MegAmi24
    @MegAmi24 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'd have dinner with the 500k

  • @JohannesBee
    @JohannesBee หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You had a fun team! I feel like you and Geega have similar senses of humor.

  • @formerlymax
    @formerlymax หลายเดือนก่อน

    " I have an important question to answer!" He's right. It was an important question to answer.

  • @davidp6739
    @davidp6739 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im so stoked to see Smant and simple in the same stuff its crazy

  • @Not_Jd242
    @Not_Jd242 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i didn't know i needed to see simple interact with pirate software. truly the best cross over even we could've asked for

  • @ziintoth-tunes5406
    @ziintoth-tunes5406 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wish I could be Simple like how SImpleFlips Simples

  • @whamer100
    @whamer100 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i was honestly kinda flabbergasted when i heard geega lmfao. this was a really fun watch and i wish i saw it live

  • @GerryRead-sl9tf
    @GerryRead-sl9tf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Considering current circumstances with Diddy, I don't think any of us are gonna be able to dine with Jay Z anytime soon

  • @GuitarSlayer136
    @GuitarSlayer136 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Simple before a Mario video identical to hundreds of other videos on the channel:
    *Explains the concept in excruciating detail*
    Simple before a video completely different than anything on the channel before:
    *Fuck it we ball*

  • @nima266
    @nima266 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Strange rom hack.

  • @KytusGame
    @KytusGame หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You just gotta believe in yourself"

  • @Getlucky12
    @Getlucky12 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What if you pick the dinner with Jay Z but Jay Z isn't really into it, he's just like on his phone the whole time and would rather be doing something else.

    • @lordnatu
      @lordnatu หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Think about what that teaches you. That's worth more than 500k.

  • @theholymage7188
    @theholymage7188 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would never in a million years have expected to see minecraft on this channel

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's a handful of Minecraft videos on here, he used to stream it on Facebook

  • @turkeyman631
    @turkeyman631 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yeah, what a streak.

  • @tiredexplora
    @tiredexplora หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i was watching a subathon the other day and me and another person managed to milk an hour of dinner with jayz content.

  • @kab43
    @kab43 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    would you rather have size with a penny for a month or a jayz that doubles in dinner everyday

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock หลายเดือนก่อน

    this video is completely incomprehensible

  • @naplockblubba5369
    @naplockblubba5369 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Would you rather have dinner with Kyle or be able to read?

  • @kebe1473
    @kebe1473 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In events like these Simple just feels like he's just not supposed to be there lmao it's fucking hilarious

  • @caped6453
    @caped6453 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanna believe that this was uploaded today (4/20) because of the ship at 4:29

  • @tyler1166
    @tyler1166 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love simples greenscreen because it looks like a 6 year old cut him out with safety scissors.

  • @B8GViews
    @B8GViews 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Dinner with Jay-Z bit is garnering some interesting answers. Keep asking them, FimpleSlips.

  • @STRIKER9001
    @STRIKER9001 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, even a 100th of 500k would completely change me and my familys life XD

  • @Nash-
    @Nash- หลายเดือนก่อน

    I clicked this video after watching an old Couriway video on blockwars only to be jumpscared by him looking for kyle

  • @bunnygirl_emma
    @bunnygirl_emma หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    would you eat a pringles can with jay-z for $100 or dinner with $500k that doubles in size every day

  • @burdy-
    @burdy- 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:09 yeah thats why this channel is good

  • @chomp531
    @chomp531 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:44 this part specifically was my favourite

  • @ALloydRH
    @ALloydRH หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel like Thor gave the most Thor response possible.

  • @vladimiriv3512
    @vladimiriv3512 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My two favorite content creators in the same game... SimpleFlips and Smallant. Damn, what a good time!

  • @tiddly5
    @tiddly5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:53 never in my life would i have expected a jerryterry reference

  • @grandhustle8711
    @grandhustle8711 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Would you rather have 500k Jay-Z‘s or one dinner?

  • @Deejaynerate
    @Deejaynerate หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What if I took 500K Jay-Zs instead?

  • @computerstickman
    @computerstickman หลายเดือนก่อน

    Would you take 500k but no dinner, or infinite Jay Zs but no dinners

  • @GuerreiroAventureiro
    @GuerreiroAventureiro หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is 20 SimpleFlips laughs
    0:54 0:58 1:05 1:40 2:14 2:17 3:38 4:34 5:03 6:00 6:09 6:32 7:03 7:14 10:22 11:12 11:58 13:38 13:45 14:42
    I have plenty of things to tell this time. To start after the new star wars game im done with bugsoft and i will never buy any more money from their games ever again(you buy the game but you dont own it + delete the crew 1 so they can do in other racing games + this new star wars game), blizzard is another one i am done, in overwatch 2 they banned a student while he was in a tournament because he said the f and s word for swearing (in a close call or when you miscalculate for something this will happen but he never harassed), after what they did with ow1 and threw my money in the trash no more. Few days ago TF2 and Black Mesa got a new update but it got virus which worried everyone from it, few days later it got fixed and i heard this was a false positive. Nintendo made T W O big mistakes, 1-He joined forces with discord to take down any emulation servers (switch is the main target) and T W O-Guess what, they hired sweet baby inc and the 1st thing they did is ruin pokemon go. They better get rid of it or almost no one will ever play their games anymore.
    PS: If the comedian asked me this question if i take 500k or a dinner with jay z i would take 500k, i never heard of this guy
    PS T W O: I didnt expected the dream smp members to participate in this event

  • @crazako
    @crazako หลายเดือนก่อน

    the chipotle ad inspired a rage within me (I work at a chipotle)

  • @spaghei6487
    @spaghei6487 หลายเดือนก่อน

    would you rather become jay z in a parallel universe that lacks jay z, but you're immediately put in a debt of $500k, or have dinner in minecraft which btw provides you with no real life nutrition or sustenance

  • @justinjohnston8923
    @justinjohnston8923 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hope you do some more content with SmallAnt, I think you guys could get up to some shenanigans

  • @Koupip
    @Koupip หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Double yhe dinner a d give it to the next letter of the alphabet dude

    • @Vikezor
      @Vikezor หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      but Jay-Z is the last letter. does it wrap around to Jay-A?

    • @Koupip
      @Koupip หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Vikezor oh fuck you are right i guess it would be jay-AA

  • @MushroomEater8I
    @MushroomEater8I หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    would you have 500k dollar but no dollar or a jay z that doubles in size everyday for 3 months

  • @SpinelessJohn
    @SpinelessJohn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Would you rather have 500 Z’s or dinner with Jay-$K

  • @grandhustle8711
    @grandhustle8711 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Would you rather eat 500k or one Jay-Z?

  • @Violamity
    @Violamity หลายเดือนก่อน

    500k diamonds? Or dinner with Steve?

  • @shinyhunteralec
    @shinyhunteralec หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lookin nice goofyflips

  • @tearlesssole188
    @tearlesssole188 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Baller video. I adore you

  • @Collato
    @Collato หลายเดือนก่อน

    On one hand it's an intriguing question that takes into consideration which would give you "more bang for your buck" as a dinner with Jay-Z could be considered more or less than $500k depending on who you're asking. On the other hand I just think it's a roundabout way of asking someone do you really, and I mean REALLY, like Jay-Z.

  • @dogonit1936
    @dogonit1936 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dinner with a penny or a jay-z that doubles every day?

  • @Wato-1876
    @Wato-1876 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yo thats up

  • @Thunderstryk
    @Thunderstryk หลายเดือนก่อน

    id rather have a JAYZ that doubles in size every day

  • @MajikButton
    @MajikButton หลายเดือนก่อน

    what if you had a jay z that dinnered in size every day

  • @CEOofGay
    @CEOofGay หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's videos like these where I laugh the hardest, Simple using his dumb jokes on new people is always the best

  • @Outside998
    @Outside998 หลายเดือนก่อน

    GEEGA really is everywhere right now. I am not complaining, I like her.

  • @snailova-ulita
    @snailova-ulita หลายเดือนก่อน

    What if you had a dinner with Jay Z, but after each question you asked him he would double in size?

  • @dancinswords
    @dancinswords หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dollars are fungible
    Dinners are not

  • @arutezza
    @arutezza หลายเดือนก่อน

    okay but would you rather have dinner with jay z
    or a dinner that doubles in size every day

  • @moch126
    @moch126 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if you had a dinner that doubled in size every day, at what point would you feed it to jay z