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I think why I find this channel so funny is because all the posts are meant to be read with emotion but instead he reads it with a serious monotone voice, which makes them way funnier.
Moonmelons are not a real fruit and that image was a photoshopped watermelon slice. However, a real fruit that can change sour things sweet is the Miracle Berry. The Miracle Berry (Synsepalum dulcificum) is a plant in the Sapotaceae family, native to tropical Africa. It is known for its berry that, when eaten, causes sour foods subsequently consumed to taste sweet. This effect is due to miraculin.
@@zo_seerchan Wow, that's an impressive collection you've got there.. That sucks :( I can't eat mangos, don't even know what a jackfruit is, but in general I love fruit so that would be so sad! I do have reactions to orange-flavored stuff, and while I haven't eaten an actual orange since those reactions started, it makes me wonder if my memory of oranges being tingly is accurate or if it's just confusing because citrus is supposed to be like that. ....or is it. If citrus fruit and citrus-flavored things aren't supposed to be a little tingly like pineapple I won't even know what to do with that..
Fun fact: bananas and pineapples are berries while every fruit having berry in their name isnt and strawberries are in the same family as roses apperentally
0:21 wtf, bananas are second best option. If you want to have a fruit somewhere NOT in your house, you don't want grapes that can fall all around the place and need a bowl or some sort of container, and you don't want a fruit that sprays you with brightly colored sticky liquid
To anyone reading this. Just like tomatoes, commercially grown strawberries are grown to survive transport and to look good not taste good. To get the really tasty stuff you gotta grow yourself or find someone who grows the better tasting varieties that aren't grown commercially because they don't survive transport to the supermarket.
I just bite them. I like it more with the peel because then it tastes more lime-like, so it’s better than the usual (with a spoon) way. Why would you remove the middle part ? Doing so is admitting a weakness only seen in seedless raisins eater.
The java bananas aren't actually that blue when ripe, and they have been described as having a similar consistency to ice cream, but it doesn't taste like it
I’m just gonna quickly mention: iv casually eaten lemons like oranges in numerous occasions, and I think they taste good. To add, I absolutely despise of sweet things. Exempt chocolate.
Strawberries at a U-pick place are 10 times better. The ones you find at the supermarket are selected for shipping and machine picking and are much less sweet.
Bro can sound like he lost everything in his life and got nothing to live for anymore, then he does a 180 and does shit like drop the most intense burping ive heard at the end of the video
properly grown strawberries, especialy home griwn ones, taste as good as they look. not like the giant waterlogged flavour and texture less things from supermarkets.
this has to be my favorite and least favorite meme video on one hand it all looks delicious and on the same hand its making me hungry. on the other hand it makes me mad with all the weird memes on here.
every like and subscribe = nothing. absolutely nothing so why not do it
when is your birthday
You know… you should do bloopers
This marks my 50th comment saying bloopers woo
ok
@@pepper5103he's mine
is no one gonna talk about the absolute burp this mans did at the end?
💀
It was too powerful
father can do better than that burp.
One of the burps of all time
Y E S
I think why I find this channel so funny is because all the posts are meant to be read with emotion but instead he reads it with a serious monotone voice, which makes them way funnier.
Definitely
Precisely
Affirmative
Exactly
Indubitably
right after that person said "nobody randomly wants a banana", I offendedly went to munch on a delicious banana.
me too
*sigh* That’s what she said
@@tomasmichaels642shut up
same 🍌
same
I admire how you can make an entertaining meme video about standard groceries
And a depressed voice
He doesn't make the memes, he's a narrates them.
@@Totalinternalreflectionhe makes the video
@@Totalinternalreflection i find the memes, which take all day, then read them
@VaazkLShorts absolutely I know, and you do it very well. Thanks for your content.
that burp at the end took so much out of him that his voice cracked
That burp was actually epic. Sounded like the beginning of a boss battle.
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4:34 biblically accurate lemon
Moonmelons are not a real fruit and that image was a photoshopped watermelon slice. However, a real fruit that can change sour things sweet is the Miracle Berry. The Miracle Berry (Synsepalum dulcificum) is a plant in the Sapotaceae family, native to tropical Africa. It is known for its berry that, when eaten, causes sour foods subsequently consumed to taste sweet. This effect is due to miraculin.
wow
betchu researched dat
I did too
That burp at the end had me 💀
I didn't even know so many types of apples existed
You're an apple
I always thought there was only three types of apples red, granny, and yellow
@@theparanormalattractions3326same lmao 💀
There is a fruit called “apple banana”
There are over 10,000 varieties of apple
I like the fact that VaazkL or whoever edits these videos censor when the posts have swears but he just puts HELLA emepathis lnto them
As someone who's allergic to fruit, I can confirm these memes are good
All fruit?? How? If that's somehow true, it's extremely sad :(
@@chikoritapkmnfg7331 Not all but the tasty one, Watermelon, Mango, Jackfruit, Apple, etc it'll make me really itchy inside the mouth :(
@@zo_seerchan thats so sad i cant imagine how u can live without eating mangos
@@zo_seerchan Wow, that's an impressive collection you've got there.. That sucks :(
I can't eat mangos, don't even know what a jackfruit is, but in general I love fruit so that would be so sad! I do have reactions to orange-flavored stuff, and while I haven't eaten an actual orange since those reactions started, it makes me wonder if my memory of oranges being tingly is accurate or if it's just confusing because citrus is supposed to be like that. ....or is it. If citrus fruit and citrus-flavored things aren't supposed to be a little tingly like pineapple I won't even know what to do with that..
@@zo_seerchanwhat fruits can u eat?
Mans burp raised global warning by 0.1°C 😂
bro´s soul left his body at the end
Bro really let out his inner demons at the end
Damn that burp was hefty
6:07 You can’t tell me that watermelon doesn’t have a beard 😭
I cant unsee that now
14:51 was such a wholesome moment
I clicked that and got an ad for huggy wuggy boxing simulator 💀☠️
@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s wdf do you box against him or as him 😭😭
@@burgerboy_20 as him
Fun fact: bananas and pineapples are berries while every fruit having berry in their name isnt and strawberries are in the same family as roses apperentally
That guy in the thumbnail be a doctors worst nightmare
6:56 is so wholesome
1:06 HORRY SHEEEEET IT’S A JOESTAR
0:24 Guess what, i do randomly say "I want a banana"
That burrrrp at the end
The man who prevented an apple extinction is a true hero.
Yes
8:38 I take the red pill so i can control his thoughts and get him to not only give me the blue pill, but any other blue pills he has.
I eat kiwis WITH the skin on.
I also peel apples..
(And i eat watermelon with a spoon)
First point acceptable, second point okay if stewing them, 3rd point is absolutely correct- I saw a video about that one ;)
4:12 Oh, it's a cantaloupe Poke-ball. Applin, I choose you!
Eating the black diamond: I've won, but at what cost!?
B A N A N A
Donkey Kong cuntry
Yiga Clan
Mineun
One Bad thing about Vaazlk’s videos.
1. They end.
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3:04 Watermelon: Am I a joke to you!?
grapes are the most underrated fruit by far
how is it underrated if most of the world eats them
There are many other edible species of fruit in the world and most people don't even know they exist.
ikr just like bread its so underrated
@@sleydax7563we're talking about fruits, not bread
"Ooh, strawberry milk tastes good, so strawberries should too!
*dies of sourness*
4:55 Bro acted like a cartoon character
The name “Moonmelon” sounds like some futuristic type shit
Unfortunately, it's fake and just a color swap
strawberries sprouting looks like the storebrand version of weed
13:04 SHOTO TODOROKI THAT YOU? 😂
9:27 This is why commas were invented.
That burp fucking bounced around inside my skull, I was wearing headphones lol
0:21 wtf, bananas are second best option. If you want to have a fruit somewhere NOT in your house, you don't want grapes that can fall all around the place and need a bowl or some sort of container, and you don't want a fruit that sprays you with brightly colored sticky liquid
Fun fact: according to the Supreme Court of the United States, tomatoes are, in fact, a vegetable.
Peeled/chopped fruit in plastic containers is more about accessibility and less about waist.
I feel the need to mention that blueberries are not blue but they are actually a type of purple
Lime lives up to its name too
To anyone reading this. Just like tomatoes, commercially grown strawberries are grown to survive transport and to look good not taste good. To get the really tasty stuff you gotta grow yourself or find someone who grows the better tasting varieties that aren't grown commercially because they don't survive transport to the supermarket.
1:26 absoulute hero, superman of super man, hero of dc and marve
9:05 that one made me chuckle
9:12 i used to think the seeds were bugs so i never ate strawberries until 2 years after i heard the fact i was like 8
"im not gonna read this" "AUUUGGGAAARRRTT" damn
i am eatin strawberry’s while watching this and i just ate a strawberry that actually tasted as good as it looks😂
As a stovepipe onion beluga whale shaving cream watermelon candle, I can confirm that fruit is a part of me, and I approve of these memes
5:43 *Oranges:* Am I a joke to you?
1:13 if you eat your kiwi without the peel you are weak and won't survive the winter, real kiwi enjoyers cut the stem part and eat them like apples
I just bite them. I like it more with the peel because then it tastes more lime-like, so it’s better than the usual (with a spoon) way.
Why would you remove the middle part ? Doing so is admitting a weakness only seen in seedless raisins eater.
We have been putting fruit in our pizza the whole time
(Tomatoes are fruits)
Fun fact: At 4:36 there is actually an unread line that says “when life gives you lemons, make sacrifices.”
6:56 give his mom an award for being a great mother :)
00:24 The apples. I hate them.
Plus, *I* randomly say “I want a banana”!
The java bananas aren't actually that blue when ripe, and they have been described as having a similar consistency to ice cream, but it doesn't taste like it
11:26 I work at an ice cream place and my first thought was that this was a scoop of chocolate chip ice cream 🤣
5:47 BLACKBERRY
The burp at the end had me laughing for like 10 mins
Who the actual f---- puts Kiwi on a f-----g pizza!
9:53 mine's the long wedge, nobody can change my mind.
04:38 that's a biblically accurate lemon
9:55 my favorite strawberry none of those i gotta take the WIDE wedge with the divot in the end
the best strawberry is obviously long wedge, you can just take a big bite out of it
i like necked staberries the best you can easily cut off the stem without making your strawberry ugly
i know alot of ppl dont answer your questions, but rare puns are fire
I’m just gonna quickly mention: iv casually eaten lemons like oranges in numerous occasions, and I think they taste good.
To add, I absolutely despise of sweet things. Exempt chocolate.
Strawberries at a U-pick place are 10 times better. The ones you find at the supermarket are selected for shipping and machine picking and are much less sweet.
You do not get strawberries from a grocery store you get it from a field that's when they taste how the look like
"Phillipines is overflowing with a surplus of mangoes"
WHERE?!
The seedy banana looks like boba tea😂😂😂
1:30 I'm Filipino and you can never have too many mangoes.
6:08 thought that was a headcrab for a second
Bro can sound like he lost everything in his life and got nothing to live for anymore, then he does a 180 and does shit like drop the most intense burping ive heard at the end of the video
nahh bro let out an atomic breath at the end
properly grown strawberries, especialy home griwn ones, taste as good as they look.
not like the giant waterlogged flavour and texture less things from supermarkets.
What the hell dude nothing could prepare me for the gut jumpscare at the end wtf
i love fruit
Same
4:48 idk how you got bananas like this but I have a banana tree in my backyard and the bananas from there don’t have those seeds in them
9:54
Long wedge it has the most strawberry per strawberry
this has to be my favorite and least favorite meme video
on one hand it all looks delicious and on the same hand its making me hungry.
on the other hand it makes me mad with all the weird memes on here.
That thumbnail made me mad and I had to see the video. I was eating a banana at the time lmao.
Wild strawberries are actually very flavorful but are extremely small. Same goes for most other berries that are found in the wild.
We used to have a kinda secret wild-strawberry bush at my school; I was very sad when they renovated the office and garden it grew in
that burp was crazy-
8:14 and you took that personally?!🤨🤔🤭
pineapples man... they're moving up the food chain.
That was the most foul belch i’ve ever heard wow
0:18 "I have no idea what to do with this information"
Buy a banana for 5 dollars obviously
Fruit overpowers candy. Change my mind.
That reporter is a chad lol
Have any of you ever tried pancakes with sliced bananas? It’s a _Sweet_ Satisfactory!
I’m still sad that all my life I haven’t been eating light blue ice cream bananas
1:12 you can definitely eat the skin off kiwi and not gonna lie they taste pretty good
That thumbnail is more wrong than when math teachers say you will use your math skills later in life 💀💀💀💀💀💀
0:22 apples
apples for sure
Watermelon>Any other fruit
Mango>watermelon