【ASMR】Douma gets you pregnant「Douma x Listener Audio」
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- He's about to have some demon babies!
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Douma: I bet you’re picturing a happy family
Me: No, it’s you eating them.
Oop-
Why is this accurate 😅
I’m a boy and douma is like :oh no I’m sorry
Question is why does he eat women but also wants kids with one
A bite size snack or even an appetizer lmao
Me: I have son but ik you eatting followers today
Douma: Yeah-
Me: *begone hand*
*me seeing the title*
Me*remembers what happened to Inosukes mom*
Me:……..
As long as you don’t run away you’ll be fine
@@Cat-silly yeah..
@MidnxghtXZ HOW YOU KEEP FINDING ME
I’m scared
Ikr I'm scared
“I’m yours, bitch.”
I started throwing hands at my pillow after that one 😭
What did the pillow do?!
What did that poor pillow do to deserve that
Bruh you offended us douma
It sounded like it's Britney bitch lmao
I started throwing hand with the air and my pillow and I started crying that part got me
I’m terrified of Douma having children-
👀
@@renkujo where the hell did you come from-
@@Y-n44 My temple!
@@renkujo hey bud am down with this 🥺
@@xx_thatghostkid_xx1890 Good to know!
he's going to scare the hell out of our kids on Halloween 😂
kid:Mother who is that man i haven't seen him in my entire life
That’s me in a nutshell
NO CRAP SHERLOCK 😤
Oh! That’s my favorite thing about Halloween
@@Notchloe_berryy3 . . . I kick yo mama 😚✨
**Realises what we did to get me pregnant**
Yep!
oh 😅
DIRTY MIND DIRTY MIND D-D-D-DIRTY MIND
Say.. You're quite familiar. Were you the one whom asked to call me a *certain* name?
@@renkujo Douma.. WHAT DID YOU D TO GET US PREGGO 👹👹👹
The first words of the child:
-"You're stuck with me"
"I'm yours, bitch."
Me: on the floor, laughing like a psycho
Same
@@_-Xiao-_- haha no friends but seriously same
STAWP
that was good tho
@@mysticpoclo … wat
2:45
Me being a douma simp: “this is….✨perfection✨”
Ikr
Agreed
My my I got myself a simp ^^
@@DomaWRainbowEyes whats cookin good lookin😙
"When we grow old-"
Me knowing damn well demons don't age: I'm the one that's gonna grow old here not you so consider yourself lucky
"I'm yours... I'm yours..... 𝘉 𝘐 𝘛 𝘊 𝘏"
𝘔𝘦 𝘳𝘯:**screaming inside of the pillow BECAUSE IF LAUGHTER**
Edit: of**
TIMESTAMP
@@A_simpforTanjiro 2:48
I literally thought you meant screaming in you I read wrong
once the uppermoons find out daki she will be trying to get close to the kids
knowing douma is going to be protective. muzan is going to scare the hell out of the kids
If this muzan scares my children I would have to hit him with my broom or belt.
Daki: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yes kidsssss finally someone to do my make up on!
Douma: nooo no no no no make up do it on your self daki.
Me: laughs😂😂😂😂😂
@@Noah_NotFound76 LMAO
I'm not that scary. 👁️👁️
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 *yas you are for children.*
13:10 THAT LAUGH WAS JUST SO CUTE AAA 🤍😭
Adorable 🥰
That sounded like a psycho yandere ✨SEXY✨.man
Edit:Thx for 1like
so i guess we got “ice ice babies”
Pfft
💀
😭😭
YOU DID NOT-💀😂
PFFT
Douma : you look a little excited
Me: I am not excited I'm trying to hold my rage/sanity 🥲🥲🥲
Why did "I'm yours bitch" make me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂
WHEN- 😂😆
@@imnotred3762 @ 2:45 I think
I know I was dying because of that
@@problematicprincess6270NO WAY HE ACTUALLY💀💀☠️-
@@imnotred3762 yeah and the way he says it too with such sass 😂😂
“Douma gets you pregnant”
Just get me my coffin
69 likes 💀
"I'm your's, bitch~" I STARTED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I SWEAR
Same
Him: your stuck with me
Me: jokes on you your stuck with me and my chaos and weird eating habits
Him: what?
Me: I crave pickles and salt n vinegar chips
Balsamico chips
Takis in water
Baby: mother, I crave violence
I crave bALsAMic ViNiGEr with sprite and sushi 🍣
Interesting.
Everyday. We stray further from everything
and i don't mind 😍
Ikr. I don’t even know why I am here I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS GUY
Slowly everday
My friend dared me and now im praying i don't hear this again but i agree
When he said he'd make a good father I bet inoske is jealous 💀
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE SHINOBU!?
@@FatPuffCorn i- uhhh research?
Ohayo,Shinobu-san!😊
@@KryxSevillana-eo7vz konichiwa!
yes.
HELP "I'm yours.. *b I t c h*
PLSS DO MORE FUNNY LINES LIKE THAT
Edit: OMFG THE ENDING CGVHBJKNJ HELP I DIED
SAMEAMSKAKKA
I threw my phone and fell off of my bed and hit my head on the wall when I hear that
Can we talk about the fact douma eyebrows looks likes kyojuros💀🤚
Reallyyy💀🤣
Douma also always smile and look positive like Rengoku-San.
@@Phantomhive.0_7 yuh most of upper moons look like the pillars
😂
@@problematicprincess6270 Yeah, Kokushibo acts similar to Giyuu-
"I can tell you're a bit excited."
*My face being in a constant state of* 😐 *and the only thing I feel is pure dread because of my Tokophobia.*
I'll never let this man breed me I can't imagine how good he is at eating 😺
let's not get into that topic 💀
Eating noodles mhm 🍜
@《『Douma At McDonalds』》 How exciting! A family reunion!
@×Danielle Crewel× Hello, one of my many spouses!
@@renkujo oh no he's here
This has really distracted me from the crickets outside my window trying to make their own baby so thanks for that 😃🙂🥲
Crickets be like : 👁🫦👁
@@Notchloe_berryy3 douma? 😳 👉🏻👈🏻
@@Notchloe_berryy3 bro ong king (ik this comment 4 months old but go w it)
WHAT. 💀
HE GOT ME... WHAT?!
I have the exact same reaction as yours😖
@×Danielle Crewel× PREGGO WHAT NOW
@×Danielle Crewel× I’m flabbergasted
@×Danielle Crewel× preggo my eggo 😂
@Douma ...
OH GOD HE IS SO SWEET
Thank you! 🥰
YES
@@renkujo YOU ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE LMAO
@@taralesb0 BECAUSE I'M DOUMA
@Douma HELP ME WHY ARE DOUMA ACCOUNTS REPLYING
"i'm yours, BITCH" IDK WHY BUT IT SCARED ME FOR A SECOND BUT IT WAS FUNNY💀
Sane
YES. Thank you for adding Douma to this list of videos ❤🙏
👀
👄
Douma wtf is this video?
It’s all fun and games until Muzan finds out 👀
Don't worry, He won't find out, I'll make sure of it ^v^
@@douma7164 bet
@@douma7164 Say, Twin. Shall we run away from him?
@@renkujo Yas 😌💅✨
Oh my-
the way I simp for Douma is immaculate and i apsolutly love Douma and i would give him my life if i could!😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 Also WHY TF DID THE PART WHEN HE SAID "im yours bitch" HAD ME DIEING
Thank you!
@@renkujo hello- wait- shit-
FR 😭
@@littlebody_bigheart5257 YOR? WHAT ABOUT LOID?
@@renkujo OH UM- DON"T TELL HIM PLEASE
Awww he's so happy what the heck 😭✨ so happy to be a dad and be with us wtf
I really am!
@@renkujo Really 🥺
@@renkujo awww and we're happy too !! 🥺✨
@@renkujo How the f did I get pregnant
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 don't touch our kid >:0 *angry demon mom noises*
douma: oh my oh my
me: u always say that
Douma: isn't it wonderful?
me being out of my body by an heart attack: hehe.... lasagna.... a baby lasagna.... *returns in myself* holy shit i know what will happen, the same thing of kotoha '0'
Next part: *He comforts listener in while their having pregnancy problems or something*
✨yes✨
Want some food 🍱
@@Notchloe_berryy3 :0
Yes ^^
@@_XCaramel_FrapuccinoX it's prob the cooked corpse of a poor female servant
@@Shark_Nom xdddd
2:47 I’m yours bitch~!
Yup!
Your mine…
@@Notchloe_berryy3 🤭
The “I’m yours bitchhhh😍😙😘😚“ 💀
He got other women pregnant too doesn't that mean he's cheating?
@@Anikokitsuna56 yea, he did so I hooked up with akaza to make him mad😍
@@HARPISTOL you do you :)
@@Anikokitsuna56 😘
“ I’m yours b!tch 😝 “
Had me died 💀💀
My brain malfunctioned as soon as I read the title 💀
SAME
HELP SAME I WASNT EXPECTING THIS
SAME
@@miata.mellii aye what you doin here 👁👄👁
@@shark2342 badussy😜 #flop #queencheryl #WAP🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🤣🤣🤣
Douma will never be my favorite uppermoon
Only Akaza
Me with akaza : calm
Me with douma : getting chills 💀💀
Douma >>
@@maxik6960 okay it’s time I talk 💀
My attack is literally ice…
he about have demon babies
that made me laugh so hard
OH MY THE VOICE IS JUST SO AHHHHH-
YOU DONT HOW FAST I CLICKED AND PUT MY AIRPODS ON VUMOL IN UP UP LIKE DAMMMM
That’s just gonna be some fresh chicken nuggies for douma.
Every time Douma says your mine it reminds me of that one Obanai asmr when he was like "your mine your my boo" i think it was the one when he was being clingy when you were taking a bath
Obanai is watching you in a bath- 💀
The fact I have a snake near me-💀💀💀🐍
LMAO-
DID HE CALL ME A BITC-🤨
Bro WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY COMMENT REPLY'S I LOOKED SO FAR JUST HOW
@@xmuzanmin wanted to say the same
the amount of times ive searched "Muzan asmr" or "douma x yn asmr" is.. lets not talk ab it anymore
No but same
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 *aHEM* May I see your feminine side 👀 sir *cough cough*
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 can I have kokushibo’s phone number? Please…. Wait- act like I didn’t say anything
🫢📸
@@ineedtoshutup4362 hmmm 🤔 maybe
Can't stop laughing and crying rn
Like- I do simp for him but this is taking it too far for me-
Its never too far.
I am stuck with simping for 2 years.
Douma:I’m yours bitch~💅
Me: *weird kettle wheezes*
This man- YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WITH THE PREGNANCY VIDEOS I KEEP NEARLY DYING- 💀😭🤚
Edit: An ad for a baby cam played before this and I cried-
This makes me happy bc i’m a Douma simp 😭
so no one is gonna talk about what he did to us before this happened? 🙂💀
yesh bro and it's sussy
I'm ok with that fact 😂😂
@@problematicprincess6270 ye it's quite funny to think abt tho :3
@@cupid.dazaii ikr hehe 💕
FBI OPEN UP--
"Would I make a great father?"
me: no you'd give the baby a rattle with fingers in it?!🙃
youre lucky this isn't the taisho era or i wouldve 💀
@@renkujo 💀
I would if I could, but I don't wanna traumatize the kid
@@douma7164 TRIPLETS!
@@renkujo Muzan is Abusing me 😭
if demons could reproduce, shinobu would be the first person to figure it out.
Yeah but how ? Like I’m pretty sure no demon has ever had a baby
@@Cat-silly What about Muzan himself?
Yeah muzan had 5 dio daughters
@@Asher___maiko123 even though muzan has Five, we don’t know if he reproduced with any woman and he was known to have manipulate and kill the husband of his “wives” in order to stay hidden so it’s very possible that his daughters are not his
You called? I’m here!
I’m pregnant!!!😱
Every single day I stray away from sanity.
Welcome to my personal hell
*Cough cough* HUH?! EVERYDAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM FREEDOM BUT WHO CARES AT THIS POINT!
AGAHHAHW INDEED
Not him apparently 😂
WAIT!!!!! I just realized something, is akaza approved to this because he hates Doma eating women but yet now he has a wife and akaza doesn't!
I guessing akaza is very pissed
@Douma welp Doma. Good luck not getting your ass kicked 24/7 by your "friend"
@Douma ok sure how about he kiddnaps your demon wife and takes her as his girlfriend mmmmhhh?
Fr
I saw Akaza comment on this 💀
Akaza is preg by meee
@@Notchloe_berryy3 WHAT!!!!
*sees the title* .... *clicks faster than akaza makes donuts*
now now children, lets not bring Akaza into this
"I'm yours, bitch"
I literally started roasting a picture of Douma after that- 😭😭
Doumanating-
No 💀💀💀
You're done, you're done
bro but when he said i just want to eat you up or give you another kid-
Why did”I’m yours bitch” make me laugh so much😂😂
......how tf am I gonna give birth to a block of ice you tryna kill me ? 💀
It won’t be a block of ice 💀 it will be a normal baby god daym
LMFAO A BLOCK OF ICE 😃
@@Cat-silly thank jesys
THE WAY THIS MADE ME HOLLER
Akaza: *still drinking respect woman juice*
Akaza give Douma some
@@Nikko401 *gives douma a tank of respect women juice*
@@LadyAkaza Douma: ew (͡°ʖ̯͡°) **Throws the tank away**
@@Nikko401 *dumps a tank of respect women juice on him*
@@LadyAkaza Douma: ahh noo (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼ I'm now wet! Wait- what is this-? **sniff** is this.... **licks** is this... RESPECT WOMEN JUICE!?! NUUUU **Becomes a gentledemon man who respects womens**
How are we still alive? I thought Douma would’ve ate us already
Can you do one where you do a shower prank on giyu
(Where you hide behind a curtain and scare him)
Please 🤣 I feel he would unintentionally hit you then just hug you and apologise repetitively
YESSSSDSSDDDD
OMG YESSS😭👍
Hm? Uzui? What are you doing here?
@@douma7164 Uhh Nothing :D byeeeeeeeeeee
That'd indeed be a hilarious scene 😆
I just imagined it in my head 😂
YEH HELL NO IM RUNNING AND KEEPING MY CHILD 😃
Yes. Far from that pjyscopath
Just don't run into an abusive husband.
@DoumaHOW ARE YOU HERE?! 😨
@@renkujo TWO DOUMAS-
@@Amberly_xoxo Hi there!
Me: ah shit I’m gonna be like Inosukes mom aren’t I? 🥲
THIS IS WHY YOUR ON MY SIMP LIST DOUMA😫
Awwh thank you ☺️💓
@@douma7164 OH GOD SHFVEHDG
@@Roselove9905 are you okay? Are you having a seizure? 😰😰😰
@@douma7164 I’m turning into a tomato because you and your voice😫
@@Roselove9905 I'm quite flattered by the compliments ☺️💓
Uh I got myself pregnant?!~
Yes 2:47 I belong to my self!~
We say nothing about me being here I found something I regret
XD
How the hell did you manage to do that!?
@@NezukoKamado-vm6rj 😶🤐
@@Anikokitsuna56 I don’t know! But ima ask Akaza-dono
9000 wooman want to be impregneted buy a literal demon
lol
I want that, I volentaire, get me pregnent Douma 😍
Douma: I'll just eat you up and give you another kid 😊
Me: Oh- 😶💀
How to slap someone 2:47
Douma:lets have a baby me: 😢 bye legs
HSIRYSNSBEHS HIM SINGING IS COMPLETING MY LIFE 😭😭😭
Hi
Stop being a simp for yourself and be more worried on how you got yourself pregnant
Wait huh your simping for your self??? o-o
@@Anikokitsuna56 Wait💀
@@feetsniffer69588 I'm 12
Lol
You'll make a great parent.
OH-
i know Thank you.
Thanks 🕊
*Cries in minor* Anyways. The hell you did to get us here?-
@@toasted.crust._9456 Pretty much, I was hungry.
HELP THIS WAS ON MY RECOMMENDED
2:45
Meanwhile:
Me: * literally dying on the floor laughing like a actual psycho * hahaha Ah
When ur late for a few minutes :
Why are you here 😃❔❔❔
@@KotohaHashibira. uhm
@@KotohaHashibira. *𝓣𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓴𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹 left the chat*
Bro turned into douma simp real quick 💀
Half human half demon babies…
Yeah I am terrified of my own child before they are even born😓
I would give my soul to this man😍🥺♥️
Then give it I’m hungry 😋
@@Notchloe_berryy3 my soul has been taken 5000 times i dont think it will survive
Inosuke: Am i a joke to you!?
. 😀
After this:Oh I forgot.
Pls when I saw my this freaking jaw dropped to the goddamn core of the freaking earth 🌎
Douma: I'm yours bi*ch
Me: * spray bottle laughter and wheezing *
Haha-
Take it back IM NOT KIDDING TAKE IT BACK
Douma:oh I got you pregnant
me: i hate you
Imagine walking up to a little douma in blue elephant covered fabric, staring at you while you sleep and numbing
Edit: 7:41 … That awkward moment when you realize
Me: reads the title is the video
Also me: realises what happened to douma
HOLD UP JUST ONE SECOND…..HOW?!
douma accounts are attacking this comment section 💀
Yea but what can we do?
@@foxhoodie1435 what 😃
Me: oh cool, im pregnant
Me: wait...that means we-
I JUST WOKE UP-
I’m trying to sleep bc I haven’t for two days 😃 be grateful your getting some of that mfing stuff
@@Y-n44 oh
@@seelevollerei25 three now-
@@Y-n44 …..
@@seelevollerei25 :D
WHAT.
Our names give of the same vibe
Douma: “there’s nothing you can do about it”
Me: “Abortion”
Donna having kids is Terrifying and I mean TERRIFYING
Douma: Out of your mummy into my tummy
I legit got a real genuine question
If a demon and a fucking human have a child together what in the actual fuck would it be and how would it react to everything such as the sun?
Didn’t he turn us into a demon in one of the other ones? I don’t even know man. I didn’t think this was even possible-
I imagine a half demon half human baby would be able to go in the sun but it would be very limited
I’m pretty sure we are a demon
@@problematicprincess6270 yeah I second this
@@souldancer9091 thank you :)
Bro I just remember what happened to inosuke's mom💀
We don't talk about that. It's a sensitive topic to talk about Akaza 🥲
😔you reminded me
@@douma7164 did you get yourself pregnant?
@@Anikokitsuna56 I came here to just read comments, nothing more.
Douma: about kotoha ! Not my girl, not my kid, not myProblem 😄
Dude you sound like him that's cool 😎
Me in my head “don’t make a child of Douma don’t do it don’t do it you already have a spawn of Muzan”
HELP I DIDNT EXPECT THIS😭😭
Oh! Hi kocho-san! What a lovely reunion ☺️
@@douma7164 oh..why hello,again🙂
@@miata.mellii why r U here?
@@Kibutsuji.Muzan5000 yes,thank you😌😊
@@douma7164 not answering that question 😚