Talking Flower
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- Better get used to your petalled pals...
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I love how the map shows it flying rapidly across oceans from continent to continent instead of wiping out one at a time
They spelled whoops wrong in the warning
@@AltoRed_probably intentional
I could watch that for hours
Reminds me of the gun devil.
The fact that you can compare a flower to the gun devil says something.
@@Lambent_Omega Oh yeah true the scale and speed is very gun devil ish.
I like how the flower initially tries to be polite when it gets muted
but when that shit gets spammed he goes sicko mode
Oh? Was it something I said?
@@AltoRed_ *Proceeds to spam the mute button* (He made the worst mistake)
@@ThisisabagelBotany 101:
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you mute your flower.
violence? MUST BE MENATL ILLNESS
@@ltemLabel**weird ass walking noises** AHHHHHGGG
What a rather funny looking flower. I sure hope it doesn’t turn into an eldritch monster beyond my comprehension
Oh boy, that would be horrible! I sure hope it doesn’t unleash the áñçíêńt mâw!!!
That would be quite silly! I sure hope not.
Me too!! :((
donot lie to people
_"I wonder what Goombas taste like"_
**Goomba gets sent into the belly of an Eldritch entity**
I can't tell if being very drunk made this introduction to the channel way better or way worse
Being drunk changes nothing about this channel
@@ItsWolf0 Clearly youre under the age of 21.
So am I so why the fuck am I saying this?
probably better because it scared you more, and it's "more realistic" i guess
Better.
FR@@ItsWolf0
Why do I feel like he’s aggressively trying to find a goomba just so he can know what one tastes like?
“I wonder what Humans taste like?”
@@galahad3325 "Humans are delicous! Time to eat more!"
Maybe sea water?
Relatable@@AidanGRG
*"I wonder what the earth tastes like."*
The idea of something that kills hundreds of thousands of people per second while moving across the earth at light speed is terrifying
Yes
Gun Devil
Made In Heaven
“I just discovered a new species! Wonder what you taste like…”
@@Salkauski when he gets to America he’s dying from the calories
that talking flower looks so serene
Well then.
Woops!
🐘: surprise motherfucker
onward and upward!
@@xstefek*clicks the mute button*
You know the video is well made when the earth's population rapidly dropping gives you actual goosebumps
GUYS I got ACTUAL GOOSEBUMPS from THIS. oh my GOD!!!!
nah that shit funny as fuck with the "LIVE ENTITY LOCATION" showing it zoomin' around
@@kyyay-ytIt was hilarious.
Holy shit, its eline.
huh
To those curious about that last song, it's from a little-known game called "Rollercoaster World". BGM 06 specifically.
Honestly surprised to hear it here of all places considering how obscure it was. 😉
I've been wondering about it ever since watching the video, it sounded vaguely familiar for some reason. I do remember my friend having roller coaster world for PS2 so I must've heard it from there.
thanks for the song name
do you know the name of the initial song when they're watering the flower?
@@gothwafflez“Weatherscan Music - Track 14.” It’s a background song from the Weather Channel
I also recognized the pop-up sfx as one of the personality jingles from Tomodachi Life
that population screen is CHILLING! and the way it just cuts off? You are great at what you do.
It doesn't matter how stupid the concept of a flower just killing humanity is. That last message was enough to send shivers down my spine
That last message was enough to send Fryes down my spine
@@Hes_Gone That last message was enough to sent big mans down my spine
@@losalphaenterprises yeeesss a man of culture I see
If this system has activated, global surveillance and statistics have revealed a yet unknown event or entity which will have wiped out all of humanity within the next 7 hours. There are no measures to prevent this. Please remain calm.
Flowey: Am I a joke to you? I am a literal GOD, and you forget me?
What a serene looking talking flower
Well then.
Woops!
🐘🐘🐘🐘
Well then.
Well then...
This video looks so serene, can’t wait to see it.
*video ends* well then.
@@RhythicManRhythm *millions of people are getting killed* well then.
I never get bored watching this!
Even if it meant the end of our universe , i would mute the flower
You know...even though the final form of the flower isn't even THAT horrifying or far from some real flowers I know...for some reason this video is seared into my mind. I watched it like 5 days ago and can't stop thinking about it.
yeah i know it's meant to be a lamprey mouth, but i can't help but see the "teeth" as some sort of dandelion-like petals instead. it also looks like it has a little mouth complete with a tongue (to talk with, of course) and i think it looks cuter that way imho.
@@tlataiThere's a flower called a "Celosia" which I always called a "brain flower" which looks pretty similar to what the final form of that flower is made of.
Apparently this single flower has enough power to destroy humanity in the same amount of time it takes for the Combine to enslave them.
Glad i wasn't the only one who saw the correlation between the two.
Flower solos combine ez
bold of you to assume unlike the combine the flower will show mercy.
*Yeets plant into teleporter*
This is big brain time!
good to know I’m not the only one who immediately thought of the combine when I saw “humanity has 7 hours left”
Why would I ever mute the flower, they’re adorable!
Flower: "You've gained weight recently!"
@@TheMAM "Thank you! Your petals look healthy and well-watered. :)"
They have such a nice voice bro
They're adorable until they start quoting Adam Sandler
@@TheMAM*spams mute button*
heh time to end humanity
Lesson we learned to today: never interrupt someone speaking or else it will terrorize all humanity
And you
No
No
@@brentithecutiejkidk6116Yes
Remember:
If you mute it, that just means you won't hear it coming.
lua
Fun fact: the “muted” flower is actually real. It’s a sea lamprey :D
Yea but he just mushroom
0:14 Gotta love that the water casually *flows upwards* and then back down!
i love how the flower at first after it gets muted it runs, but in the global extinction event the flower goes at the speed of light
It might be sped up. The flower looked like it was going to continent to continent in seconds, but the news estimated 7 hours left.
@@name6953 Seven hours to kill 15 billion people makes you think this is sped up?
@@name6953 it seemed to be killing a relatively small amount people in one area and then moving to another continent, which would make things inefficient enough for that slow rate of killing. I don't think the population counter would be that slow if it was sped up like you say.
@@sethnosek2889 It should be if they've got 7 hours left. Also a flower wouldn't understand logic.
@@name6953 the population should drop by 597,142 people per second if it was ending in seven hours so I do not think it is sped up 😭
I know this is supposed to be a silly video but I actually got goosebumps with the "extinction" part lol
can we just appreciate the fact how she effortlessly rips out my heart and tears my jaw open just to then shove it in my mouth then crushes my head to tiny bits?
Wish someone would do that to me. 😩😩😩😩
I would die if a girl did that to me
@@ZenithStufliterally to die for
oh yknow I would die if she did that to me
litteraly.
OMG id die if someone did that to me 😍
I love the little detail of the map and the talking flower moving every second to a different location. It makes them look like they’re so drunk from plant food and water.
Just realised this is the same universe as the baby name generator.
How?
In the baby name generator video it says the human population has increased to 15 billion
Im never gonna be able to see those flowers the same way again. Loved how you used weatherscan music as well.
The fact that they already have a screen set up for when a global extinction event happens and the fact that they have already been able to measure how long it will take for the entity to kill the entirety of humanity makes me believe this happened more than once and this is in fact a normal occurrence.
0:58 its kinda realistic and scary that he slows down in water
Yeah it was a pretty neat detail
That’s what I was thinking
But still that’s a fast as shit
these videos are so creepy. They really nail that surreal dream-like feel, and I just wanna say hats off to you!
Xploshi vids are the most horrifying surreal stuff known to man and then she's like "dedicated to my grandma uwu💖"
I can't wait to see the wise knowledge that talking flower has for us today!
Man, you made that flower look so serene.
Well then.
I love how every level they keep us company and it would be a disgrace to the flower community if someone mutes them
The fact that the Flower didn’t kill us implies that we are not humans, but something else
Or maybe it wants us to be the last humans to die in town, Imagine…….. an extremely quiet town, rotting in corpses while you walk. Then everything goes pitch black, you can’t see a thing… you hear someone speak behind you… “downwards” you look behind you… it’s there, far away… but somehow you see it through pitch dark… the only thing you can do is look at it… your shameful mistake… your too scared to move… to blink… to look away… 0:46
Goombas
@@HamadAladbi-gk7on nah man he'd need all the calories he can get to cross continents within seconds
I too want my local emergency broadcast system to broadcast some rad Drum N Bass in my last 7 hours of life left.
This is the perfect reason why you should never skip tutorials
Clever. Very clever *wink*
yes very clever@@Starvaze
Everybody gangsta until the flower says "Howdy!"
Oh dear god
Howdy! =)
we found him bois
@@Kazoigngner time to conquer the internet and put It under my grasp =}
@@-FloweyTheFlower- what does e d, g y m f spell? EDGY MF
What a nice flower, making sure the world is quiet and peaceful for it's creator
Man, I hate it when my talking flower begins to wipe out the entirety of the human civilization.
I like how the flower grows legs to run away then that means it’s still growing….
It’s how it kills it grew wings and hung people from its vines
@@Cheeser409no that couldn’t be it. The flower is just going around the earth really quickly crashing into things.
i love the use of pop up screens to hide transformations offscreen, it's a silent jumpscare
also i recognize those tomadachi life sound effects, very well cultured i see
I don’t know about you guys, but that flower looks really cute and adorable, nothing can go wrong. It’s not like the flower is probably some terrifying freak that came from the depths of hell am I right?
Bro it's in my house and chasing me in its elderish monster form
@@ballson773 nah he just like following people
@@ballson773its now in my house and the elder-looking flower is crushing my house
@@imzoybean nah im on the train it's still after me
@@ballson773 its innocent
“Randice is a flower.
He does need water, but not as much as he thinks.
You shouldn't worry.”
I like that we release a flower that will kill the entirety of humanity and all the game has to say is "whoops"
"Uh oh clean up on aisle...EVERYWHERE"
Ok but that sound with the botany 101 pop ups I know all too well from Tomodachi Life. This video is perfectly unsettling and hilarious; well done as always!
Good news, the flower was distracted by someone pressing the mute button and hit a street light at several times the speed of sound, the collision was so powerful there was nothing left in a 5 meter radius.
Lmao
I sure hope this wonderly flower doesnt turn into a huge disaster of eyes and teeth that i can barely comprehend
Edit: BRO 😭
How did you actually predict it
@@NashcoolWAIT I DID?? BAHHAHAHA
Hold up
How is this comment 6 days old whereas the video is 5 days old??
It was before the premiere @@intouchkhaoviset9155
Flowey: are they talking about me?
*converts to omega form*
Omega flowy: cus it certainly felt like it
....
*reverts*
I love how you turned Super Mario Bros. Wonder into human extinction.
the worst part is that it is canonically possible for wonder flowers to do this to talking flowers.
Yeah
0:08 tomodachi life character trait sound effect
DoEsN't It FeEl LiKe YoU'rE mIsSiNg SoMeThInG ?
I think I know what to expect with this channel and yet it surprises me everytime
Idk how to explain this but you just grab the kind of fears i had as a kid and make em into videos
True these videos seem like a figment of our imaginations from when we were children, like an old nightmare/really weird dream or thought
There should be a 7-hour-long sequel that just shows the human population decreasing
I see a unmoving, low quality image of a taking flower from Super Mario Bros. Wonder, in a setting that it does not usually appear in. Talking flowers appear throughout the video game, adding their (sometimes strange) commentary as you play and interact with the surroundings. I know that this video will premiere in 13 hours as I type this comment. Not only does this video come out in 13 hours, it is also produced by a youtuber that I usually watch called Xploshi.
Xploshi is a youtuber that is known for making zany, abstract and off-putting animations. These animations focus on things such as Donkey Kong, Toy Story, and other franchises, some more well- known than others. The characters usually do, cause, or morph into terrifying things.
If this animation is made by Xploshi, and this animation is focused on the talking flowers from Super Mario Bros. Wonder judging by the thumbnail, it is safe to assume that this video will be a disturbing animation of the talking flowers. The possibilities of what the animation can show, and what the talking flower's mouth can contain, makes my mind uneasy. I await until the moment I click on this video when it has came out.
Watching and listening.
12 hours actually.
@@kowhaifan1249Breaking news: time passes
An Xploshi video on my birthday? About my most anticipated game of 2023? Best present ever lmao
It's so quiet.
Very soon, that flower's gonna start talking. And the most profane words you've ever heard in your life are gonna be spoken. The sheer depravity of them will rupture any virgin ears, drive the purest of souls to madness... and this horrible reality is approaching us, and we're all gonna be right here. At ground zero.
Just gonna wait...
is that a fucking khonjin house reference
@@Kexiled indeed it is thank you for recognising :3
“Mommy, why is it saying that on spongebob?”
“Hide Jason, now.”
Anybody currently alive? I've avoided this creature for 92 days now, and all my friends are dead. I'm alone now, living in a bunker. For those who have survived, spend your last moments being grateful, for we're the lucky few who are alive now.
~DDV
Nah I think I got them all
-Flower
P.S: where's your bunker? Asking for a friend
The flower stares deep into your soul
He also wishes to take it, but you know... NINTENDO
Flowey: Jee. Thanks for the compliment
@@StarvazeYou are welcome, Undertale
Remember, if you mute the talking flowers, you may regret it
Never trust a flower, that is one of the constants of this world.
gotta love the tomodachi life sound effect
If pvz plants were in real life, *THEY WILL LOOK LIKE THIS*
Loved the tomodachi life sound effects recognized them instantly!
She can make an analog horror out of anything.
Time for xploshi to make eldrich horror out of a franchise again
Yay!
“Humanity will be wiped out in 7 hours, there are no measures to prevent this. Please remain calm.”
Perfect that reassures me 💀
Yeah we so calm rn
Omg this is that talking flower from the famous game "awful 3d models that make you feel a manmade horror behind my compresion, getting to real vs zombies" ‼️⁉️
i love these kind of videos, theres something about the sounds in them that i enjoy
this flower looks so serene
well then.
Human: im muting this flower
Talking flower: oh was it something i said?
“Humanity has approximately 7 hours left”
Bro thinks he’s the Combine 💀
*LAKITU, IT'S YOUR TIME LAKITU, THROW A SPIKY IN THAT TALKING FLOWER NOW*
i love this style it actually feels like an early 2000s video game
No one’s questioning how there are 15 billion people on Earth?
When my plants got darkness
I absolutely love how every time the word “Whoops” is on screen, not once is it spelled correctly
The info sound effects are from Tomodachi Life. The sound occurs when you set your Mii's personality to be laid back, or Independent Lone Wolf.
Another day without having to resort to eating banana peels.
I really liked the 60fps on this one, it looks neat!
New fear: mute a talking flower
0:55 i think hes actually killing the taxes people with how fast hes running
Thanks, now I’m never muting the Talking Flower.
Amo a esas adorables flores parlantes 🌸🌸🌸
creo que no entendistes el video
ahora ya no son adorables XD
Awita! Mil gracias!
What a verdant flower, surely it doesn’t create an “under tale”
Loooooong agooo
Men aaaand beasts
Ruuuled the earth and haaaad thier feasts
Andi’s delux plant PHOOD got me dying
I love how at the final screen it kept the continuity of the over 15 billion population count from the baby name video
Literally the only video I can send to my dad that counts as stupidly good 😭
"Onward and Upward!"
*Dear Mario... What do your feet smell like?*
This almost feels like an actual game Nintendo would make.
I have watched whole +18 gory horror movies and hardly got a small bonechill but seeing humanity drain in cuestion of seconds is just plain up gonna keep me woken up at night.
0:28 that's his favorite Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon episode
Who would win, this flower or the moon?
Anyone who mutes these little guys are soulless
they're gonna become soulless when they get mauled to death
I see what you did there
I thought the snare roll was from civiballs for a second there.
Last time I checked.
A talking flower went god mode from six souls
I remember that day, that gave me chills
I want a sequel to this...
Where the Flower has consumed all of Humanity. And when it did, it's rage was quelled, along with it's voice restored.
As it begins to dawn on it what it has done, it will ponder and maybe even regret what it did, because from it's own perspective, the reason for it's catastrophic rampage was not justified, not at the cost of billions of innocent lives just because of an individuals actions.
Then... After a hundred years or so has passed, it will come to terms with it's actions and move on.
From the consumption of massive amounts of nutrients, the flower grew, becoming something more, something beyond, something ethereal...
It became a guardian, it became the world tree. It will gain wisdom with time, and experience with it's eyes.
It will begin a new era without war, without pain, without suffering. It will raise sapplings of it's own, letting their voices run free in the wind.
There began an epoch of nature and peace, where everyone has a part to play. Just like how mother nature intended it. Just like how IT intended.
What a wonderful end.
No lol