Distracting Your Husband During The Big Game [Spicy] [Husband ASMR RP] [M4F]

You wake up on a Saturday morning and your husband is downstairs quietly watching his game. You have 1 thing on your mind, and you decide to be a tasty temptress until you get it.

[@Noone-zt6lq]

HIS VOICE IS JUST 😩✋

[@ellesbelles7409]

Reading these comments is so funny! Me as a British person knows exactly what you are talking about. Also just found your channel and I think your videos are amazing!

[@vicariousboyfriend]

Thank you so much. I love British history and culture, so I'll be throwing references/love your way occasionally :)

[@queenpoppy8966]

@@vicariousboyfriend Damn My knowledge of british culture might not be enough

[@vicariousboyfriend]

@@queenpoppy8966 You don't need to care about my favorite sports team or even know the rules to the game. But if you're wearing my jersey on gameday then I will love it so so so much.

[@sundusqureshi2433]

I love how honest he is with the male reaction 😂 its hilarious

[@Anna-ri8gb]

THIS IS UNFAIR YOU LEFT ME ON A Cliffhanger

[@vicariousboyfriend]

😘

[@Mrshortclean]

@@vicariousboyfriend HEYYYYY WHYYY

[@madelinefenwick7876]

As a brit I’m pissing myself laughing by this but also turned on 😂

[@ArcFallOrder1919]

This is my first time on your channel and I enjoy this more of the hubby. 💋💋💋💗

[@irisleaves2272]

*chaotic noises of pizza making in the background*

[@cori-html]

I gotta be completely honest, I have no idea what a Liverpool is but I will pretend I do 😌

[@vicariousboyfriend]

Haha. Well I appreciate the effort :)

[@girlbye8620]

😭😭 pls you've just made my day

[@leylarustamova]

It’s a football team from the UK

[@gordonramseynekochanoo6334]

i pissing myself
THIS IS TOO FUNNYY

[@LunaEclipse-hv1fw]

It's a place or something

[@creepergirl_playz849]

“God, your tits are perfect” that made me laugh

[@user-yo8wq2hh5x]

Underrated 😩~ ima gon ahead and subscribe 🤪 💕

[@Mrshortclean]

samee😩🤚🏾

[@thechristiancountrygirl4383]

This brings back memories from my soccer days how I miss my first love ❤️

[@Hi.Im.Vastur]

I like this so so much

[@question1617]

shook cat 😃 approves!
hey there, you! make sure to get enough rest, drink enough water, eat healthy food, and make sure to sanitize your hands!
-- shook cat 😃 signing out ✌️

[@xolaylaroberts1009]

i could never distract you during a liverpool game, i’m too big of a fan myself to do that lmao

[@dolfinlovermylo17]

Calm as the rising sun🌇 got me rolling on the floor with laughter😂😂😂😂😂

[@billiejohnston9701]

Why am I setting on my bed eating Reese's Pieces at five o'clock in the morning flawless thing to this?
Luxury of being an adult I guess? 😂

[@v.alentina]

and he’s a liverpool fan?!?! keeper

[@wolfieisacat13]

I’ll be honest
I’m an LA girl, all i know is dodgers and angels
But damnit i like men-

[@reeeee_eeeeeee]

Can we talk about how the drawing looks like Brandon Ferris? (Or however his name is spelt)

[@idkidc16]

Omg I was thinking the same thing!!!!

[@amberdevz3813]

I was like omg Brandon has never sounded so damn fine

[@thechristiancountrygirl4383]

That’s what I thought lmao

[@ashleyastoria]

Why is jesus looking at me with such disappointment

[@idkidc16]

Gawd dayum!! His voice🫠
Imma sub rq 🤭💜

[@momsspaghetti-sd9sn]

you watch him too girl you are everywhere?

[@idkidc16]

@@momsspaghetti-sd9sn sorry 😶

[@Leanne-Lea]

I would so distract you during a liverpool game by wearing nothing but a liverpool shirt which is a big thing for me knowing I support a different team, that you wouldn't want to finish the game

[@kendal5916]

When your from Liverpool 😳

[@datrixhunter]

Eyyyy a fellow Brit, Liverpool ain’t a bad team from what I’ve heard. I know nothing about footie though

[@Amberxxbbunni]

Same. I always get told to support them

[@datrixhunter]

@@Amberxxbbunni Fair enough, there are loads of people that support Liverpool, my classmates as well as co-workers. So there is nothing uncommon about being told to support them lmao

[@lolnej4297]

I know Liverpool is something British but thought it was a place

[@Daisybee33]

I have a guitar player, I only noticed after the second time watching it, that there is a missing string.

[@oliviakris17]

Liverpool and? Who were they playing against? And i love u and ur videos❤️

[@vicariousboyfriend]

Thanks Olivia :) They've got so many rivals at this point. But the club I take the most pleasure out of slaughtering is probably always going to be Man United.

[@queenpoppy8966]

I dont know what the hell a liver is doing in a pool but i want that P I P I S

[@ifallapart2000]

It’s a uk football team

[@demiaisasian8016]

ma'am this is a mcdonald's drivethru 😃✋

[@wolfieisacat13]

Me-

[@aishajuhan3994]

❤️

[@deitaylor]

Jesus? Is that you?

[@njabulotshabalala628]

Not a Liverpool supporter😭

[@vicariousboyfriend]

I'm guessing you'd look really good in red though ;)

[@njabulotshabalala628]

@@vicariousboyfriend Of course😊

[@Karlie-uk1jz]

Tbh idk what the *FUCK* is a Liverpool but ig it’s a pool 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@vicariousboyfriend]

Imagine, if you will, a city in England that is home to the greatest football club ever of all time :)

[@Karlie-uk1jz]

@@vicariousboyfriend u can make that an audio! we come to see after a long distance of being in a relationship bc we are In America and ur in London the home of the British lol sorry just thought about it🤷🏾‍♀️

[@leyla500]

WAIT WHOS YOUR FAV SOCCER PLAYER

[@vicariousboyfriend]

Gerrard is the greatest of all time. If you're asking about current players...that's a tough one.

[@demiaisasian8016]

mine's alexander - arnold, how about you?! :D

[@demiaisasian8016]

@@vicariousboyfriend at least salah maybe? 😂

[@vicariousboyfriend]

@@demiaisasian8016 Both are world class. No doubt.

[@leethethird8561]

Liverpool? *searches it up*

[@blue17346]

What is it😭🌸

[@idk-nd4lv]

@@blue17346 i think. I THINK a football team

[@hayley6062]

@@idk-nd4lv it is

[@leethethird8561]

@@blue17346 it told me it’s a soccer club

[@wolfieisacat13]

@@leethethird8561 football and soccer are the same thing.
Now american football is where things get messy-

[@salsabil_12346]

Noooo not Liverpool I like Tottenham

[@vicariousboyfriend]

Imagine if Gareth Bale never would have left. He and Kane crushing it together as kings all these years. But Liverpool still would have ravaged them though 😘