I remember in fallout 2, I was using a fork to kill enemies. There was this mechanic where if you hit someone in the head or eyes and had enough luck, you would cause them instant death. This worked for both guns and melee weapons. So there I was, running around with a fork stabbing people in the eyes. Once I killed someone in a power armor. I hit him for 0 dmg, but it was this crit and his spine was visible and he died. Best fun I had in the game. I should get a PC and play BG3.
i love going from a video were somebody wants Baldur's gate 3 to change because they don't like the turn based style To this giga chad mad lad who just goes salami mode
Modders: I thought of a hilarious thing to 0ut in the game Larian: it's already in there, you have to go to the House of Dreams and give a Ring of Palpitation to the master enchanter Glugrious, he will offer you a quest to retrieve the
As a famous Russian cat trainer Kuklachev once said: "the best way to teach a cat is with a stick of salami. Beaing beaten with it leavea cat extra humiliated."
> My first play through finished at 70+ hours and I skipped so much stuff. It took me 70 hours to get out of act 1 and I swept through every nook and cranny of the underdark, but I haven't really gone to the mountain pass. What a game!!
I'm about 70 hours in and I just got into the Lower City. Still have about 20 hours left I'd wager. But on my second character, I'm just about to wrap up Act 1 and I have 15 more hours in on that character than I did on my first playthrough so I missed a ton of stuff on my first play though. I think most of us do.
@samsonk.167 some of that won't be stuff you missed in the traditional sense. It'll be scenes that happened because of the different choices other players made. There are entire characters I'll never meet because I let certain other characters live.
@@shade0636Considering there’s act 3 footage in the video, yes? Can you read? Try looking at patch notes. Not sure what kind of answer you want or if it’s just attention.
@@ShredMage A few seconds/minutes of Act3 footage doesn't mean the major bugs are fixed. Patch notes saying bugs are fixed also don't guarantee they're fixed. The best way to know whether or not its fixed is by getting information from player experiences. What kind of answer do I want? I want to know if the major bugs in Act 3 are fixed or not. I'd have to question your own reading comprehension if it's difficult for you to understand what I want from such a simple question.
I thought you were talking about the fact salami already comes pre-seasoned, and adding more can make it super intense. Then I realized you were talking another kind of "salami"... :P
@@ivoryowl well i never said anything else other than using a salami stick anything else that could be suggested is up to the readers choice of sanitary mindset ;)
Salaman Also the fact he said no actual cats were harmed because he killed a cat in-game implies actual dogs and humans were harmed because he also killed those in the video and stated what and he didn't harm, neither humans nor dogs were on the unharmed list
Honestly shit like this makes me respect a game a lot. It's all fine and dandy wanting to play a game seriously, but just _allowing_ the player to do stupid shit and have it work is never a bad decision.
The fact that there's more than one viable salami build makes it all even funnier
Could he do this build with any weapons ?
the salami meta is alive and well
@@budoshi-f2lmost, yes
@@budoshi-f2lyeah its just a meh dual wield build. He wasted lots of levels on throwing that is kinda useless.
better than D4 lel
Thank you so much for reacting to my video! Just got 1,000 subs yesterday so this means a lot! 😄
Salami Warrior himself :O
May the Salami be with you always....
Amazing video dude, salami master
Dude that was hilarious! Going over to sub to you now!
Subbed to break 2k
Only in BG3 can you become the meat fighter.
dual wielding big sausage dominator.
@@IfslayanctSalami
I'm meat fighter irl. Beating it every day.
The Sultan of Sal'a'mi
Meat boy got an upgrade I see
I can't believe I'm using my time in this life watching salami playthrough reactions but here we are
its a surreal moment for all of us
that's 2023 for you, -baby- person on the internet!
Such is the power of Larian Studios.
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
This line is engrained in my mind
I started Dragon's Dogma a week ago and now I can't get this line out my head
Wolves hunt in packs!
masterwork salami
Goblins, Arisen!
I remember in fallout 2, I was using a fork to kill enemies. There was this mechanic where if you hit someone in the head or eyes and had enough luck, you would cause them instant death. This worked for both guns and melee weapons. So there I was, running around with a fork stabbing people in the eyes. Once I killed someone in a power armor. I hit him for 0 dmg, but it was this crit and his spine was visible and he died. Best fun I had in the game. I should get a PC and play BG3.
Oh man, You would have so much fun😂
its on ps5 as well
should be on xbox at some point on playstation rn
The eyes are the groin of the head.
>reacts to baldur's gate III video
>says he will play it
>he doesn't play it
you must be new here
>Talks shit about starfield
>plays starfield
Same reason Jerma plays Gollum, it's for the funny
@@lautarotrefilio4773 the newest cope is cyberpunk. he will never play it either lmao.
I thought for sure the salami would win him over
@@dazza761he doesn't like rpgs that aren't souls likes
I thought he was going to struggle...
But then he upgraded to the spicy salami. Game changer.
This video thoroughly meats my expectations
Take this like ^^
And get out 😂
"*chorus of meat slapping on table noises heard in the background*"
i love going from a video were somebody wants Baldur's gate 3 to change because they don't like the turn based style
To this giga chad mad lad who just goes salami mode
I’m glad you enjoyed it 😂
Modders: I thought of a hilarious thing to 0ut in the game
Larian: it's already in there, you have to go to the House of Dreams and give a Ring of Palpitation to the master enchanter Glugrious, he will offer you a quest to retrieve the
If it was any other company they would either sell skins for the salami or nerf it into the ground because fun isn't allowed in video games.
well the build shown is actually kind of meh
Act 3 pretty much exists just to show what humanity will actually do when they lose it.
As a famous Russian cat trainer Kuklachev once said: "the best way to teach a cat is with a stick of salami. Beaing beaten with it leavea cat extra humiliated."
5:49 As a video, I can confirm that this was indeed, a video.
In baldur's gate, meat beats you!
4:06 smart move, he got himself backup salami
My first play through finished at 70+ hours and I skipped so much stuff. Can’t wait for my next!
> My first play through finished at 70+ hours and I skipped so much stuff.
It took me 70 hours to get out of act 1 and I swept through every nook and cranny of the underdark, but I haven't really gone to the mountain pass. What a game!!
I'm about 70 hours in and I just got into the Lower City. Still have about 20 hours left I'd wager. But on my second character, I'm just about to wrap up Act 1 and I have 15 more hours in on that character than I did on my first playthrough so I missed a ton of stuff on my first play though. I think most of us do.
@samsonk.167 some of that won't be stuff you missed in the traditional sense. It'll be scenes that happened because of the different choices other players made. There are entire characters I'll never meet because I let certain other characters live.
Im 200 hours in, 15 deleted saves and still havent finished act 2 😢
Even after all this time since it's release BG3 is still full of surprises . Good game .
Im still saving up for it. Cant wait to play it🎉
"all this time"
it's only been out for almost 2 months, that's a long time???
Is Act 3 fixed?
@@shade0636Considering there’s act 3 footage in the video, yes? Can you read? Try looking at patch notes. Not sure what kind of answer you want or if it’s just attention.
@@ShredMage A few seconds/minutes of Act3 footage doesn't mean the major bugs are fixed. Patch notes saying bugs are fixed also don't guarantee they're fixed. The best way to know whether or not its fixed is by getting information from player experiences.
What kind of answer do I want? I want to know if the major bugs in Act 3 are fixed or not. I'd have to question your own reading comprehension if it's difficult for you to understand what I want from such a simple question.
"You don't need any intelligence or charisma for throwing salami."
There's a combination of words I don't think I ever expected to hear.
This feels like old internet. Incredible
man a dark urge asmon run of bg3 would be such great content
Two runs. One where he leans into the Urge, the other where he resists. Lots of great content in both.
Its too good. You must play this.
He did, he's not a fan of crpgs
Combat is so boring so he couldn’t deal
looking at the Combat it looks fking boring as hell, doubt he will ever play it lol
Just say turn-based combat is not for you and Asmon. Game's good. There is a reason why even people who don't play D&D are loving it.
@@maximtcaciuc2904 Also they sort of agreed with Esfand that he is playing BG3 which completely blew up on Esfand's channel. Great content.
I have killed enemies by throwing a potato at them in BG3 and it was glorious
POTAYTOES!!! Please tell me you were playing a halfling?
The best part is that this build is not even fully optimized
just about near the end of act3. phenomenal game.
Baldie not playing baldies gate 3 is the greatest injustice of 2023. This game would be PREEEEEMIUM content.
I thought baldurs gate was about hiding the salami not throwing it
Larian doesn't like to limit their players.
Rest in Salami , Never forgetti
that add a little spice to the fights
Was going to show this to my wife until he killed the cat. Deal breaker
This is the most I've ever heard someone say Salami in 5 minutes.
I’ve never heard the word salami used so much at one time in my life and I’m okay with that.
I expected the melee salami build, not the ranged salami build, I feel cheated.
I think the only way to make him play the game is to show him a great barb build which makes you Sauron - big strong and scary
He's just scared
Ah finally, the ultimate Salami build :D
Cyberpsycho sighting: Salami Guy
Never put spices on your salami IRL . Trust me !
wait but this guy did it right, he used his salami as a weapon and well no more asshole! burned, poisoned and terminated by a meat stick!
I thought you were talking about the fact salami already comes pre-seasoned, and adding more can make it super intense.
Then I realized you were talking another kind of "salami"... :P
@@ivoryowl well i never said anything else other than using a salami stick anything else that could be suggested is up to the readers choice of sanitary mindset ;)
@@ivoryowlGet your salami out of the gutter and put it on the counter where it can be handled properly.
A known Person said - Quote: "Thats why they call him Black Salami." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you build a stairway to heaven with boxes and crates, the salami you throw from the top platform will become a mini nuke.
asmon's smile when he harms cats @_@
Whenever I see an Asmon video I say the same thing, "Well that was a video".
Got BFG Division sound in my head everytime I open fridge now thx XD
Now that is a game which lays all 21 inches out on the table with a thud.
I have to agree with Asmon on this one. That was, in fact, a video.
I would call this the "Biffler Build".
Alright, that was a really spicy video.
The word "salami" has lost all meaning to me now.
Move over, Dragon Age. It is time for the Saus Age.
I will never see salami the same way again.
Super meat boy 🥩🥩🥩🍖🍗🥓
If regular Salami can do this, can't wait to see the ultimate power of Soppressata.
Salami are like daggers, soppressata is like like your regular sword, and a dried ham haunch is the greatsword (or, more accurately, great mace).
The guy reacts to BG3 content everyday but never plays.
This video made me hungry.
I wish Karlach would handle my salami.
If Overkill made this game: all this counts for 0 xp
a salami word counter would be beautifull
nah, the drunk way is the most powerful xdd
Somewhere a vegan is mad
Salami of the year game.
well, what a timeline
I just wanna say he said no cats but he clearly murdered that dog
Asmon will play this game in 3 years. I bet a crisp 5 dollar bill from 1995
When it super easy to do so. He's just intimidated
no one expects the salami attack
ah yes the game that allows you play how you want to instead of how fat your wallet is
This is true player freedom
Its like If GTA was turn based lol
gotta say the irl salamis aren't looking like salami, the ending salami pic with the cat that looks like a salami, a bit more
As Michealagelo said in Secret of the Ooze: "COMBAT COLD-CUTS"
MEAT your maker.
Bros the glizzy gladiator
As an Italian-American man, I appreciate a master salami slapper.
Truly one of the videos ever
Will he ever play Balder's Gate 3? Who knows
I love the part where he repeats the sane damn thing over and over again, im dying
Salaman
Also the fact he said no actual cats were harmed because he killed a cat in-game implies actual dogs and humans were harmed because he also killed those in the video and stated what and he didn't harm, neither humans nor dogs were on the unharmed list
Bro thinks he is playing GTA 😂 that mushroom dance got me
I know asmon would like this considering salami is not a vegetable
HUHA SALAMI
T H I S I S F U N !!!!!
I'm amazed at how Asmongold keeps its seriousness while watching the hilarious salami-based build vid ^^
That was a video indeed
recklessly hit people with salami....LOL
Anyone who played this game and saw the salami knew that there's some dude out there that's gonna do a salami only run
And Asmond STILL won't play this game.
Domain expansion: Molten Cinnamon Bun
Aww, was hoping Asmon was reacting to the guys that actually beat the entire game only using salami. Amazing
Honestly shit like this makes me respect a game a lot. It's all fine and dandy wanting to play a game seriously, but just _allowing_ the player to do stupid shit and have it work is never a bad decision.
Classic salamimancer
Lol Killbasa sausage
0:35 I mean, charisma helps with throwing salami 😄
Salami does as much damage as a woiden club
Vigorously beating meat one salami at a time
Tavern Brawler OP lmao
Asmongold should just come out with playing the game off-stream! :P
Guy sounds like an interdimensional cable infomercial
My brain tunes Asmongold out at this point, I just watch the video.
First you learn salami. Then you master salami. Last you become salami.
The Salamurai.
Spud King did a whole playthrough using only potatoes :P
You can wield 3 salami if you go male naked also, I did, it's intimidating
Did you see the one where the guy uses nothing but potatoes to fight with?