SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer 🔴 : Object Class - Keter : Indestructible SCP
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SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer : Object Class - Keter : Indestructible SCP
Item #: SCP-2399
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-2399's location and nature, physical means of containment are currently impossible. Implanted Foundation agents in major observatories are to contain footage or images of SCP-2399. An ongoing misinformation campaign is in effect, which has thus far been able to completely suppress any knowledge pertaining to SCP-2399 from public awareness.
Foundation satellites in orbit around Jupiter are to maintain constant vigilance of SCP-2399's reconstruction efforts, and make all attempts to hinder that process should SCP-2399 reach a minimum of 75% completion. Additionally, a perimeter of long-range electromagnetic jamming satellites (BARRIER Array) has been situated in high-Jupiter orbit. Any transmissions intercepted by this array are to be summarily decoded and logged.
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This is one of my favourite pieces of cosmic horror, definitely the best I’ve seen from SCP. Unstoppable, beyond our comprehension, and prevented by luck, and desperate humans trying to stop it, with the most primitive of technologies.
One can only hope they'd view our planet and civilization the same way we view Sentinel island; small, primitive, and not worth messing with.
Then there are also things like the Claw. That kinda make the fear of scps like this moot. Which is why I like the foundation.
how did it crash on jupiter's surface if jupiter has no surface?
@@atrophine_ There would be a point I would imagine where the density of the matter being compressed would reach such a point that it would basically be solid
@@tr4nsg0th1ca WellSaid.
Have we tried throwing D-Class into it?
Not. Yet.
Who do you think man the satellites?
Dr. bright, stop.
Of course
Always more D class.
Why hasn't Jupiter itself become an SCP? This planet is arguably responsible for the continued existence of life on Earth in more ways than just this.
Jupiter being a benevolent living planet would be pretty cool.
"Hey Jupiter, we uh... got this meteor coming towards us..." - Foundation
"It's cool guy, I got this." - Jupiter
Oh I love that idea!
Idk if calling Jupiter “benevolent” would be good lol, I mean it did nearly destroy our solar system during its formation. If anything it should be Saturn that’s benevolent since it kept Jupiter from doing any more damage to the solar system:v
that would be Pluto, personally objecting to lack of planet status
@@JoetheDilo1917 scp 2362 would like to speak to you
How to beat this scp?
Find a piece the drones are looking for before it finds it hide it in a different dimension
jim
wtf is the last piece
i d k
o h h e r e i t i s
Throw the old man at it.
Hopefully he won't leave the rocket fast enough
Can we just like yeeet a few ol angry bois found to be indestructible so far
that...makes sense.
@@notchs0son figure out if there aer lifeforms on it.
sending video footage of the shy scp.
shy scp kills the entire crew and destroys the ship.
*20 years later, fully repaired, lifts off Jupiter, then slams into Mars*
uhh.
neil degrasse tyson: "If an advanced civilization has the ability to travel from the other side of the galaxy, between solar systems. and they cant even LAND THEIR DAMN SPACE SHIP CORRECTLY. then i dont want to meet those aliens, theyre too stupid."
The only way to destroy a metal gear, is with ANOTHER metal gear.
-Metal Gear.
Likewise. this will be one of those times when other SCPs would be used.
But Raidin destroyed multiple Metal Gears single handedly.
I wonder what the Nerfing gun would do to it.
Drop SCP2995 Radiant Sun on it
what if they launched 682 at 2399
Ahh yes. Dinosaur bullets. Everyone knows that planetary annhilators are defenceless agains them.
So it was stopped by a moon. Throw another moon at it. XD
Ralph Azimi
Ecks dee
@@Sereze001 HEY, YOU DROPPED THIS!
*Drops the remains of Io into the Red Spot*
NO LITTERING! Damned illegal immigrants...
Ralph Azimi yeah just get thanos in this right away 🤨
*Kaiser Reinhardt approves this message*
Wich one? Europe, Ganymede or Callisto?
What if this thing was actually launched by some alien equivalent of the SCP foundation, who took one look at Earth and all the crazy anomalies on it, and said "Holy shit, we gotta erase that whole place!"?
They would be more like the GOC, wanting you erase the shite over here
“Jesus Christ those bastard are tough as hell!”
I would be entertained to see there reaction once they see this giant lizard feasting on the planet and slowly making there way over. I’m betting 682 would be pissed that it’s home was destroyed, but I’d like to see there reaction knowing they pissed off one of the most angry SCP’s of all time. There’s also 096, 173... yea, a giant list of characters you don’t want to fight
I always think of this whenever anything endeavours to eradicate humanity and Earth.
Could they even begin to fathom the sheer degree of madness that they will unleash? All the horrors on Earth that will be free to roam the cosmos.
I don't know who we pissed off in order to get a alien doomsday weapon targeted at us. Seems needlessly rude, in my opinion
Great reading, Volgun
Read SCP-2100 aka the "Tripwire"
Oh indeed.
Then again, if it came from another galaxy it was probably traveling well before either SCP-1000 or human civilization came into being. It is strange as it is a device with a target that didn't exist prior to launch.
Brandon Velde ~ Not sure if you're saying those aliens are responsible, but, the Tripwire incident took place hundreds of years after the device crashed into Jupiter.
Wasteland Seven I like to imagine that 2399 wanted to steal the Tripwire and use it for itself only to crash and witness us activating it on accident.
“Seth Shostak, an astronomer at the SETI Institute, disagrees, stating that the finite quantity of resources in the galaxy would cultivate aggression in any intelligent species, and that an explorer civilization that would want to contact humanity would be aggressive.”
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_cultural_impact_of_extraterrestrial_contact
The probability of extraterrestrial life is exceedingly high, why haven’t we had any contact with them?
1: Maybe the development of life is harder than we think
2: Maybe we’re one of the first life forms to develop in our “local area”
3: Maybe other life forms have died out and we are one of the last life forms to exist
4: There may be a “filter” that causes mass extinctions preventing life from developing past a certain point
*5: There may be an advanced extraterrestrial civilization that exterminates any other civilizations that reach a certain point technologically*
Damn. This could be a movie, and its at least halfway believable.
cmtosh and twist at the end this scp is helping as but really this file is cover up
Plot Twist! SCP run/originally created by Scarlet King itself!
Bruh, SCP stories are way too convincing, some times you can even see some retarded people thinking they're real, probably kids.
Watch/read The Expanse, can't say much without spoiling but if you like this SCP I thing there is something for you in the books/actually good TV adaptation.
Did you know, research suggests that the red spot on Jupiter is shrink and may not be there in 40-300 years? In 2004 the diameter of the spot was only half the diameter it was in the early 1700s and is believed to turn from oval to circular by 2040 but predictions beyond that are mixed.
Really? That’s pretty interesting.
Aw shit. That weapon is getting ready to fire.
@Michael S. Aw hell, internet grammar police still exist?
@@Leo-in1gt they didnt, they're replaced by grammar nazis
@Leo Apparently so.
Malfunctioning Destroyer is such a cool concept to me!
Ooh, I like this. Here’s a real thing, and here’s why it’s actually anomalous.
Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks I do love when scp's "cause" real events.
Good thing that this isn't real
HueyHonchoTV: i know about the spot on Jupiter is real im just saying that im glad that SCPs aren't real lol
Afro Boi That’s just what they want you to think.
xXStochasticityXx what?
Jupiter has saved us too many times. Also, wonder if we should ask 343 for help or maybe another anomaly.
Real life:hurricane
Scp universe:aliens
Thank god this is a fake scp
As far as we know
Or is it
*v-sauce theme*
Irl recently there were about 7-8 cyclones circling the Great Red Spot in a hexagon shape that sounds a lot like this even tho all this is fake it’s interesting
Other scps arent?
Wait are there... real scps?
Super glad this one got in on recommendation. There is another 2399-related document by the user Infame Kato (I think) on YT that ties into this one with a researcher's point of view on how terrifying this thing really is. I feel that these should be read in succession starting with this one.
Jordan Randall McKendrick this scp file is cover up it here to protect as
*raises hand*
RESEARCHER MILLER?
I gotta go to the bathroom...
That’s Doctor Miller. He didn’t spend 8 years and $250,000 in education loans to be called researcher
"It's *Dr.* Miller to you! I work for a living! Send this class D to 682!"
"Dr.Miller, I need to change my pants..."
Hold up a second.
-impact with Io, Jupiter's Moon
-immense structural damage
-immeasurable energy
-eventual (provided no resistance) migration to Earth
-bursts of light
-dispatches drones
Is this the Traveller from Destiny?
If it comes complete with microtransactions, then yes
Don't resist, it is... Destiny
This is literally the kind of content you'd see in a Destiny storyline.
Nah they would just talk about a great battle for two seconds and say "now you gotta fight them now"
*Taken King PTSD intensifies*
Apparently the great red spot is slowing fading away does this mean SCP-2399 is done for?
No, it means that it's being further repaired, needing less of a defense matrix around it.
Or that the effects of the initial firing/crash are just fading
I feel like when all the O5s are on board, you dont need to redact each of hte O5s
I some times just imagine the scp wiki to be a smart ruse, make something public and state it's fiction, it would be good fiction, or a dangerous truth. This is why i love the scp community
I take great comfort in knowing that if such a threat was realized I would never have the panic of knowing it.
PLOT TWIST: The aliens are counting "Planet #3" from the outside in rather than the inside out. In 25 years the ship escapes from Jupiter's atmosphere, travels to Saturn, destroys a different alien installation that we never even knew about, and then leaves without further incident.
I enjoyed this story, but what really broke the immersion for me was the description of what was seen through a "looking glass" in 1665. We can't even see solar system objects with that amount of clarity in real time with modern telescopes, let alone the earliest telescopes. Additionally, only Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn were known about in 1665. Neptune wasn't discovered until the 1780s, for example. I enjoyed the rest of it though.
I always thought it was interesting that we and they in the story just assumed it was coming with bad intentions. Yes it did unload on Jupiter but only after "colliding" with a moon which it could have detected as being under attack. The messages said nothing about destroying Earth or the civilization, merely to proceed there. I wonder if that was part of the intent of the story to show us that because something is dangerous we assume it comes with ill intent.
I once read the following: "We share almost 99% of our DNA with our closest relatives, the chimpanzee. If a 1% gap means such a difference in the cognitive capabilities each species has, what would mean another 1% in the right direction?"
We, able to reason and produce abstract thoughts have an inmeasurable advantage against other species. A chimp can´t tell we kept him in a reserve to protect his species, nor we conduct reasarch nor how and why we feed him, and will go psycho and try to kill us if we grab what he perceives as his belongings, despite knowing his feeder for years.
Well, apply the same logic between humans and something with superior cognitive capacity as humans. It would make things we could never understand, as we couldn´t find the logic to discover them. We could be treated as pets or test subjects without even suspecting it. We could have the most positive interactions with this entity and never tell its true intentions, just as you feed a stray cat over the weeks to let the kitten relax and learn to not fear you, until it likes you and asks for pets.
The only way of dealing with another sentient organism we can´t be sure of what is capable of is striking first. A wild, enraged chimp is certainly capable or charging anybody and killing it without effort, yet if you put a bullet on his brain it will not. If this sentient species gets to use its superior weaponry over humanity we are subject to this species´ will.
Someone should REALLY make a connection to Saturn's Hexagon based on this. If you've never heard of it, I've provided a link below
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn%27s_hexagon
Great stuff, Volgun.
That bit couldn’t be by Cassini because they did not know that planets were anything more than points of light or luminary disks. Earth was thought to be unique in its construction. I am also pretty sure that telescopic observation was not considered to be reliable (they basically thought it was like a hallucination) at the time.
I like this a lot because as far as we have seen into the universe there just aren’t planets as big or as weird as Jupiter out there
Can we have more space SCPs like this one please?
Anybody else reminded of that dead Reaper from Mass Effect 2?
Everybody gangsta until the aliens send another destroyer because they assumed something happened to the first one.
Have to change its command or hack it to either change target planet or make ot believe mission is complete. Capturing or destroying it will just cause them to send another one.
Bro... I just realized... the Nerfing Gun would be perfect against this...
Destroyer op, plz nerf
Lol all you need is 001 the angel to get in range of it and smack it with its sword, crisis averted.
I mean it's one of the iterations of it, so I specified that one in particular.
Solution to everything: Have the gate guardian smack it with their sword
Too bad the Foundation won’t allow any more experiments with it or let it be used to destroy other SCPS :v
Update: SCP 2399 has been terminated by scp 7077, after some dude handed it the Nerfing gun, reportedly said 'take out the big red dot, and have fun'. The Foundation is currently pouring a significant amount of its resources trying to coerce scp 7077 to give them the nerfing gun back
"Unbeatable super weapon"
*forgets to add steering to avoid moons*
I'm curious why Cassini would refer to the outer planets in the plural sense since his observations in this entry take place in 1665 and at that point Saturn was the only known planet beyond Jupiter (Uranus wasn't discovered until 1781 and Neptune wasn't recognized as a planet until 1846.), so at that point there was no separation of the solar system into inner and outer planets.
Imagine 2399 repairing completely just to crash again seconds later
The red spot on jupiter is many times the size of earth...overkill much?
There's way too much [DATA EXPUNGED] in this article. - 1 from me.
[Data Redacted]
The Red Spot is dying out, so I guess they abandoned this project. We'll probably see the new model in the next few years
Still wonder why a civilization in a galaxy 3 MILLION light years away want to destroy humanity and/or Earth.
Because Marxism
Aliens:lets live in this planet so the humans cant find us humans: in Jupiter theres a red spot
Why would a dangerous alien ship with intent to kill us ask us to help repair itsself?
Scp-682 when it realizes that this thing will kill humanity: YOU WILL NOT STOP MY PLANS! “Destroys it”
"The first known use of starburst was in 1928" shouldve used another term @ author of SCP-2399
Gives you a reason to fear a sudden von Neumann probe
The unknown factors are what make this SCP so terrifying. And I love that
If they can decipher the alien transmissions that it gets it's orders from, they should be able to transmit new orders to it. Tell it to self destruct or completely shut itself down and then tell it to stop listening to any new orders, as they may be attempts from the target civilization to trick it. Better yet, tell it to finish repairs and return to it's point of origin and destroy that place, ignoring all new orders on it's way there. We can't crush it, but maybe we can outsmart it.
Also, the destroyer had to have entered the atmosphere for a reason. Isn't there the Hateful star? That SCP I believe is in our Solar System. What if The Destroyer and The Hateful Star battled?
It would be more interesting for me to know why they would battle in the first place.
Perhaps some ultra-advanced alien race sent it to our solar system to protect earth from the hateful star? Maybe this intergalactic species has made it their societies goal to protect/preserve what little sapient life is in the universe.
I personally believe in this theory, I don't see why else something would send such an unnecessarily over-powered weapon to destroy a species that hasn't even reached the space age yet. I can honestly believe an advanced alien race would wan't to defend sapient life wherever it grows, since it may be an extremely rare occurrence in the universe.
Jessman9000 aààànnd headcanoned.
>Hateful Star
>In our solar system
...what
Social Account no its here to protect as from scp 001
So: doing some research on the spot, the pressure in there is immense. Imagine being crushed by 100 earths. Yeah, it’s like that. Whatever’s in there is undergoing constant bombardment of storms and winds along with unimaginable pressure. It’s tough to say the least
Send that SCP ??? That disintegrates any and all objects to Jupiter's red spot to destroy it
I like to imagine it was sent to protect us even 4 years later
Its just the Vex from Destiny?
WHO WOULD WIN?
A massive cataclysmic superweapon in Jupiter's Red Spot with the power capable of causing a massive extinction event
OR
A doctor with immortality that can yeet a FUCKING MOON
Remember when K-Class scenarios were rare enough to be special? When they were special enough that a whole 5 minuet diatribe on the overwhelming threat they posed was acceptable?
Always imagined this SCP to look like Megatron.
Catapult a never ending stream of D-class personnel into 2399
When I first launched up the video I heard a weird mechanical noise and the app uninstalled itself. Cool I'm scared now.
I feel like this is SCP 1000 related. Maybe they contacted other life before us? Or maybe these other life forms are interstellar peace keepers, and see Earth as a threat?
The EMP weapon's power source against SCP-2399, is in fact SCP-[REDACTED].
Plot twist: SCP-2399 is an SCP killer. It's role is to defeat the growing number of Keter threats which have spiked in the last few centuries. Those who sent it had passed their own great barrier and hoped humanity could do the same.
2399: A storm
What we learn: THE RED SPOT
I love SCPs just like this!
If a moon can break it I actually think kenetic bombarded would work well. Like the ODIN satelite from COD Ghosts.
In all honesty, what if it's a highly armed rescue unit for a contained extra terrestrial SCP? Like GORT rescuing Klaatu?
Ooh, let's launch The Sculpture in there.
"Listen, this planet has the God of Flesh, the God of Metal, the Crimson King, the Creator God, a chemistry god, dozens of universe destabilizers, invincible animals, and the ability to make even more powerful things. Just wipe it out."
That last line so chilling
Should send that one scp girl that does as told
Move this scp out of our solar system 200% and done
On Doomsday....."Thanks for all the fish!" Dolphins
This video is outdated. Dr. Bright had neutralized SCP-2399 9 months ago by firing Jupiter's moon "Io" at it.
honestly this scp is actually really freaking awesome
Just throw the infiniTP at it. That's what it's there for, for picking up really big messes
Just request a few cups of sip 2399 from the coffee machine in the break room
We're gonna need that Space Force pretty soon.
I wonder what would happen if another world ending SCP was thrown toward 2399...
How about using that mechanical hand that can crush things with extreme force? Didnt SCP used it to destroy a meteor before?
How you going to build an interstellar spaceship, and crash into a damn moon?
even in this univverse Jupiter be the Chad planet that noms most threats to the Earth and this time its by Jupiters moons
I'm pretty sure out of all the SCPs we've got there's gotta be at least one we can throw at this thing to annihilate it
2399 is the latest macbook, ignore the fire and planetary loss of life.
Couldn't they try to code a message the same way those aliens are coding their saying something like "Shut down, block reception array" ?
I guess the Great Red Spot is an SCP now
It's a gassy giant swirl of fumes. The king of Roman deities is eating beans
I didn’t even know about this scp and I had a dream where I could time travel and I went to 2022 and that thing was in the sky and it was huge and shot a red beam down
Damn it! I know the Foundation would find my machine eventually
I miss Andre Bercher *T*
Okay so the ship was damaged by the moon Io, right? So then why not follow that line of logic and build rockets on one side of Io, move it into position, and then fire all thrusters and push the moon toward the ship. Combined with the force of the thrusters and the gravity of Jupiter, the moon crushes the ship and that's that for a while.
00:15 *Special Containment Procedures* - 01:38 *Description* - 02:51 - 03:35
04:36 *Discovery Notes* - 04:54 - 05:46 - 06:30 - 07:00
07:29 *Add.2b* - 08:55 *Add.2c: Project Gigas*
10:05 *Add.L5* - 11:30 - 12:11 - 13:21 - 14:58 *Add.Comm-Log*
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00:00 *Introduction*
00:15 *Special Containment Procedures*
01:38 *Description*
02:05 + _damage_
02:51 + _capabilities_
03:35 + _communications_
04:36 *Discovery Notes* _[Cassini's journal]_
04:54 - 08/10/1665
05:46 - 15/10/1665
06:30 - 18/10/1665
07:00 - 19/10/1665
07:29 *Add. 2b:* _[communications array]_
08:55 *Add. 2c:* Project Gigas
10:05 *Add. L5* _[Dir. McAllan, BARRIER Project]_
10:53 + _We can't do it all, though._
11:30 + _motives, origins, capabilities_
12:11 + _a little help_
12:50 + _Eventually, though…_
13:21 + _time_
13:51 + _Protocol LEGIONNAIRE_
14:37 + _chance_
14:58 *Add. Comm-Log* _[WE SAW THE SOUND AND HEARD THE LIGHT]_
15:16 - _[Begin Log]_
16:07 *Outro*
16:17 Special Thank You
16:54 End screen
I wonder why tho. Why would an advance alien planet send something so advance just to destroy us? We are not a threat but to ourselves. Its either we have something that worth destroying us at all cost or the writer seems to think we are very special.
So somehow i just noticed the smoke in the corner of these old vids and was wondering what it was. I solely to add some more dynamic motion to the videos, or is supposed to be a cigarette or cigar in an ashtray just out of the camera's view? I feel like the Foundation wouldn't allow smoking in most of the facilities. And if it's coming from the projector itself, wouldn't the Foundation get a new one? Or repair the current one?
DESTROYER?
OBEJCT CLASS KETER?!
MORE LIKE OBJECT CLASS YEETER IT'S A DESTROYER!
Project gigas? STARMEN! WE KNOW WHERE OUR MASTER IS!!!!! FIND Buzz Buzz AND Follow him to kill the one named Ness!!!!
Thank you. I was looking for this comment
Jupiter is the best older sibling.
One of my favorite scps
Playing Stellaris
*Parks battleship around a primitive civilization*
Lowkey watching this SCP makes me want to play Stellaris and use a Colossus to blow up primitives
Damn bro downloading stellaris again on my pc rn
I recently got that game
Why bother with that when you can be a fanatic purificationist and have a divine colossus?
The primitive planet at early space age panics and activates their foundation analog because you forgot you parked a single battleship in the system.
I wonder if aliens saw all the dangerous anomalies running around on that blue planet, and sent a weapon to make sure they wouldn't spread any further
DAMN YOU ALIENS WE'LL GET OUR REVENGE
_Maybey there here to help_
Aliens: *search for other lifeforms
Aliens: *sees earth
Aliens: *sees SCPs, Trump and pineapple on pizzas
Aliens: hell no
Aliens: *send a mass destruction weapon
In some SCPs humanity had reached the tip scientific progress and became an interstellar empire only to rampage and destroy others. So this theory that other alien civilizations or anomalies trying to destroy us first is not so far fetched.
*is it Neptune or planet x?*
Oh. Another dangerous SCP. You know the drill bois. Throw 682 at it
it's not dangerous
this file is a cover up
it was made to kill SCP 001
But isn't scp 001 the universe Itself?
Which SCP 001?
@@xselinisx the guardian
no, you throw d-class at it. duh.
I imagine two beings are within, awake but not in control of the ship. Their conversations consist of "are we there yet?" and "no".
1985: "Are we there yet?" "No."
2015: "Are we there yet?" "No."
And their names are....
Shrek and Donkey.
Example:
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Shrek: No
Donkey: (with a sassy manner) Are we there yeeet?
Shrek: (angrily) NO!
And they are to repeat this cycle from the second movie until their transportation is completed.
@Vicks VaporRub a shrek 2 reference. Scientists at the foundation are still analyzing it.
"Vegeta, are we there yet?"
"U fix them damn actuators yet?"
"PROCEED TO PLANET 3 IN SYSTEM. PRIORITY IS TARGET: CEASE REPAIRS" is one of the most ominous and terrifying phrases I have heard in a while.
i swear i lost like 2 days of sleep over this scp
Apparently it was aiming at the broken gods heart thing in the ouroboros cycle
@@mrgodzillaraptors8632 which doesn't make much sense to me
@@olliecheung6903 according to the ouroboros cycle, that happened.
Oooooo so scaaaary...
Y'all never actually seen or read good horror and it shows.