I truly appreciate everyones comments with the strangeness of the youtube algorithm, but i would just like to say this is the only video we've done like this and probably will do. Subscribing is appreciated but the only thing youre gonna be getting in your feed is the eventual boring stream so just keep that in mind edit: watch this video lol th-cam.com/video/nQ8T5BKNwSU/w-d-xo.html
Warning: The warranty does not protect against possessed giants unlocking the true power of the Monado. Any injuries sustained as a result of willingly allowing said giants to do so void all responsibility on the manufacturer.
Another Warning: The warrenty does not protect against the user seizing their destiny and *spoiler* killing god. Any injuries associated with dueling the gods of this earth is not the responsibility of the manufacturer.
@@oofboi114 'It is our special guarantee that the designer of the Monado(TM), the C.E.O of BioniteOrder Industries (C), Lord Zanza, is entirely and happily responsible for any projectiles that may be fired at the user's back by one of our employees.'
COME GET YOUR MONADO TODAY!!! Warning: may include visions of the future, evil god, paralysis of a few limbs, electrocution and loss of control over the sword and your body.
Its not at all surprising a homestuck is also a xenofan, homestuck has a lot of Gnosticism and brain-microwaving 'fight the chains of predestination to become free metatexually of it all when the narrative ends' stuff. But also lmao surprise homestuck in everything
If you've ever seen something online that made you want to bleach your eyes then fear not, the Monado irl xnbld has you covered, just set it to Monado Purge mode and it'll remove any cursed imagery from your conciousness
I love when these kind of videos randomly surface, and as always, they are frickin hillarious. Wish it got the attention it deserved 7 years ago. If this blows up any more, think we can get a sequel?
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I truly appreciate everyones comments with the strangeness of the youtube algorithm, but i would just like to say this is the only video we've done like this and probably will do. Subscribing is appreciated but the only thing youre gonna be getting in your feed is the eventual boring stream so just keep that in mind
edit: watch this video lol th-cam.com/video/nQ8T5BKNwSU/w-d-xo.html
Ok.
Ehh... You have green Monado?
this is hilarious I actually found this video right after watching the linked video
still subbing anyways
@@harochtc2002 BRUH
"Is the Monado safe"
Of course it's safe, even if it did cut you, its blade cannot cut deep enough.
Your blade..
Unfortunately it appears our blood is not shared with that of the Bionis.
But Tirkins still get hurt so maybe that's a big fat lie.
Lucky Seven whats up?
Warning: The warranty does not protect against possessed giants unlocking the true power of the Monado. Any injuries sustained as a result of willingly allowing said giants to do so void all responsibility on the manufacturer.
U need to go to prison island to unlock that feature
@@annedrieck7316 in xenoblade or sonic adventure 2
@@eightflipper9326 "I heard the news about it on satellite TV!"
Another Warning: The warrenty does not protect against the user seizing their destiny and *spoiler*
killing god. Any injuries associated with dueling the gods of this earth is not the responsibility of the manufacturer.
@@oofboi114 'It is our special guarantee that the designer of the Monado(TM), the C.E.O of BioniteOrder Industries (C), Lord Zanza, is entirely and happily responsible for any projectiles that may be fired at the user's back by one of our employees.'
Oh man, the sword of the Bye-oh-ness?!
What about "mech-ou-nees"?
Naypon, Rain, Duncan
@@metsu4777 Melia, one of the weaker characters of Xenoblade.
@@Zachattack10213 you said it wrong
It's May-lia
@@Immadeus mee-lie-uh
COME GET YOUR MONADO TODAY!!!
Warning: may include visions of the future, evil god, paralysis of a few limbs, electrocution and loss of control over the sword and your body.
i expected a Xenoblade funny and you hit me with an unexpected Homestuck
Its not at all surprising a homestuck is also a xenofan, homestuck has a lot of Gnosticism and brain-microwaving 'fight the chains of predestination to become free metatexually of it all when the narrative ends' stuff. But also lmao surprise homestuck in everything
I got whiplash when that melody started up
actual PTSD flashbacks over here
Wow, the algorithm works in mysterious ways... Regardless, this was gold
It has brought us together to witness this masterpiece
@@Sabino345 Indeed.
7 years later this blows up lol
Better late then never I guess?
Hahaha i guess so
How tf did this never blew up
Maybe cause xenoblade not as popular as today?
POV: Shulk can’t pay rent and lube for Fiora so he sells the Monado
A casual homestuck reference like that being so normal in the time this video came out is fascinating
If you've ever seen something online that made you want to bleach your eyes then fear not, the Monado irl xnbld has you covered, just set it to Monado Purge mode and it'll remove any cursed imagery from your conciousness
If you buy it now, you will be able to communicate with an imaginary friend named Zanza who will inspire you to reach your greatest highs.
or borrow your body until the other god shows up
It’s safe for kids, unless you have wings on your head.
"Katanas are great and all, but we all aspire to use something greater."
I guess that really isn't Dunban over there.
i cannot begin to express the shame with myself for doing dunban like this
I love when these kind of videos randomly surface, and as always, they are frickin hillarious. Wish it got the attention it deserved 7 years ago. If this blows up any more, think we can get a sequel?
Your friend has a nice voice.
We could use a guy like him.
Honestly, I so want an irl Monado. Even if it's a prop, that I'd call that number.
The bionis is really desesperate in finding a new monado heir huh
Finally, now the future will be mine to decide
ngl I would pay $1,111.11 for a fully working replica of the Monado.
only $1,111?
How dare he insult the sanctity of Zillyhoo.
Really just went straight for the juggular
didnt expect homestuck in my xenoblade video lol
This is what happened to the Monado after Shulk remade the world: it became a marketable tool
You have been blessed by algorithm again!
again??? lol
the child friendly thing is a reference to how before releasing its shackles, the monado can’t cut homs.
Warning may contain evil spirit
This is great lmao!!!
So glad youtube recommended this to me now.
TH-cam, seven years later: *Yeah, now is the perfect time to recommend this video*
The hammer fuxkin sent me. I was doing a thorough cleaning of my room and found my broken cosplay replica of Zillyhoo… had to through it out :(
I sure didn't expect the homestuck reference, but what really got me was the second homestuck reference in the phone number.
Can I just have the hammer of zillyhoo instead.
Instructions unclear. My 7yo dayghter accessed the Monado Speed art and slammed into a wall at 65mph when we called her into the kitchen for dinner.
Now you gotta advertise core crystals
Glad I got recommended this
He's really feeling this product
The fact TH-cam categorized this topic's game as Smash Bros pains me a bit...
fixed
this is amazing
Man I can't wait to get my own monodo power!
Where the hell has this video been all my life?
As both a homestuck and xenoblade fan…yes. Just yes.
Homestuck and Xenoblade in one video lol
Nice recom' youtube.
Can't wait to get my monado
Mom sad I can't have it because my neighbor is a mekon.
But dad said : Here, take your toy and go kick his butt, so I got mine too, pals
Why did this only get reccomended to me
WARNING:
Each Monado is has different side effects.
1. Sudden electric shock
Or
2. Ability to see into the future
This is still truly the Xenoblade commercial of all time!!
WHY it's recommended me now 😂
Egil disliked this.
UNEXPECTED HOMESTUCK
This was an amazing product that my friend is being electrified by blue lightning
I heard the word "Monado" and came running
This is an understatement video
This showed up in my recs today so that's fun lol, just finished Xenoblade 3 so perfect timing
I'm so glad this video convinced me to buy my own monado and then sliced my house in half. Thanks so much for the great commercial
To show you the power of the monado, I sawed this house in half!
@@Dman25 And it still cuts the skin off a tomato with ease!
Bruh, that price is a steal. I'm getting it right away
so the sword that can change the future and save the world only costs $1111.11? Sounds like a steal to me
This is the monado's power!
I would legit buy this
If I’m being honest, I would prefer the replica (ex+ version), so that I don’t need to worry about a god possessing my body.
Wtf is this getting recommended to us just now?
Finally can buy my own monado blade
0:38 I see... I see a lot of kids getting corrupted by Zanza...
I don't even like xenoblade but for some reason I got recommended this.
youre missing out son
I want one to cut my teach- wait, Monado don't cut people 😥
Zanza made this video for Shulk
Why did I get a video from 7 years ago with only 1k views, haha great work if you see this
I use one of those as a stand for my phone.
same dude, my nintendo coming through
Get the new Monado
The Aegis: Pathetic
Why doesn’t this have more views?
TH-cam works in amazing ways!
I would kill for a monado.
DONT YOU TALL SHIT ABOUT MA BOY ZILLYHOO! But yes, order 3 of the Monado for my Kids
if only xenoblade was popluar enough to spawn an actual toyline......
imagine nintendo liking xenoblade lmao
What I did just stumble a pound?! No seriously what I did just stumble a pound?!
Cool
7 years ago?!?! 👀
Are they selling the Aegis now because im interested in that
Smash player shulk fan type beat
as xenoblade fan i approve
why are we here
Did..... he say the bio-nis?
Monado of Zillyhoo
i CaN fEeL tHe PoWeR!.l!
Great video! One issue
Pronounced Bionis like “onion”
mmm, yes the front half of the uss Iowa, the perfect thing to buy with a laser sword
When I click this video I thought it going show of kids playing monado lol
The xenoblade
There is an uncomfortable amount of Homestuck in here my guy.
This video: was made in 2015
Me: ok
Also this video: was made 7 years ago
Also me: I am old fart pls help
Lol by today's standards $1,111.11 doesn't seem like much for that-
how the hell is this in my recommended lmao
I will send you to Jesus.
I thought it was real rip.
Well the Monado can not cut people according to Canon
y'know, until it's shackles are released, the plates in the centre which are in lore multilayered glass are adjusted and it cuts people again
If you’re going to pronounce it like bye-oh-ness then you should’ve pronounced it like mo-nae-tho
Dame 10
Lol
666 likes
829 now wtf