I like how the response to making a dumb name that make people confuse the 3rd Xbox with the 1st Xbox is to not only make the actual name more uncomfortable to say, but also make it impossible to use the acronym to distinguish them from each other. The whole marketing team should be fired.
It's such a low goal, and not in any way future proof. Aim for something like 7K by mid to late 2021, and I might take both Sony and MS seriously with this whole X"K" thing.
I'd like to be in that theoretical BONEX focus group, if only so I could be paid to put the words "Ow, my crippling BONEX-itis!" over a picture of the Futurama '80s guy.
Yeah I thought their complaints were really weird. For a channel that prides itself on bringing the hypest gameplay, I don't understand why they made fun of Shadow of War for having "too many epic moments". Kinda disappointed by them to be honest.
Well yeah there's that, but I still don't understand their criticisms, they really come off as far more cynical than usual even for the Zaibatsu. Like Talion jumping into solo-mo wraith mode to shoot an arrow at an explosive and Woolie reacts like that's too much, when literally in the AC:Origins gameplay they saw, the assassin jumped down into slo-mo to shoot an arrow and they didn't bat an eye at all at that. Also, when Woolie complains that something epic happens every 30 seconds, he does realise that the gameplay's been cut right for E3 stage purposes right? And the fortress siege being too much? That's a much lesser version of any large battle in the LotR movies for instance. I don't know, maybe I just love the Shadow of Mordor series so much that their criticisms don't make sense to me. Like Matt complaining about the good graphics looking the same as the first game, despite the fact that the scale in this game is much bigger, hence the graphics looking that good is an accomplishment in itself. Rant over lol
You might wanna go do some research on the basics of comedy. A guy seeing something he really really likes and trying to downplay or hate on it is pretty basic humor.
For someone who has played hundreds of hours of Minecraft and watched a lot of fancy render Minecraft videos, I'm very excited about the Super Duper Texture pack.
thats the issue, it only needs to work once, and if you do it constantly, yes, you will probably get some response back and thats all it takes to keep it going, like a troll, if you give him attention even once, he will keep trolling looking for that attention again
Oh god, them talking about Forza reminded me of the old days on Forza 2... It made me remember when the Nissan Fairlady Z's were the cars that most likely had porn slapped on the car as the type of paint. Those were very weird times.
ASHEN seems like it could be in the same timeline as DS3. When the dudes were killed, they blew up into ash. Your character in Dark Souls was also ash.
I'm so worried when they mention how specific games have "free 4k updates" as if all other games you have on your new Xbox One X will also need a $5 4k update.
I still don't understand how the legs for that game Anthem works. Like it has the weird backwords chicken legs, so how are ppl getting their legs into that suit?
"Who the hell watches E3 streams at 3AM?!"
*OH BOY 3AM*
DarkKnightGrave my thoughts exactly
me, since im a night owl
You must live in East Asia.
Simple. Insomniacs i.e. Me
any french translators on 27:45?
44:30
You can tell Matt and Liam are friends, they literally made the exact same joke at the exact same moment in the stream.
X Box One X
Did they seriously make it so the acronym is "XBOX"?
BlueBlazer you mean xbonex?
BlueBlazer *gold clap* well played
BlueBlazer OH! THAT IS STUPID! I can't believe they have the balls to make it go full circle for nothing!
I like how the response to making a dumb name that make people confuse the 3rd Xbox with the 1st Xbox is to not only make the actual name more uncomfortable to say, but also make it impossible to use the acronym to distinguish them from each other.
The whole marketing team should be fired.
xXx_bone_xXx
Not gonna lie, I only came here for their reaction to Dragon Ball Fighter Z.
Thebes342 i wont lie either. me too
That's Dragon Ball FighterZ. Gotta say it right.
Ok, so I'm not the only one.
I only came for their reaction to the Darwin Screechlord moment ... Pat's face during it was 100% SaltyBet
I came here to watch Ori reactions.
It is fucking 3:40 AM, guys. You can't be doing this to me.
That's how I feel when they upload Yakuzzies.
For those like myself who are only here for Dragon Ball Fighter Z, it's at 48:30
Tim Horsburgh thanx fam
No worries mate.
Thank you so much
Tim Horsburgh Thank you xD
Thank you.
I think I'm the only one watching all e3 videos of SBF hahah happy Quarantine
Woolie vs a bag of chips is still a better feud than most of the stuff in wwe these days.
"The most powerful 9/11" - Microsoft 2017
Porsche did a 911.
The 9/11 Engine -- so powerful it melts steel.
Gotta love Nova at 45:30 "Go Minecraft!!!" never change James
1:24:49 "Epic-craving fuckwit" is my new favorite insult
Marcus Calixte It's pretty good.
Living in Australia, this is actually a nice change to have a video uploaded not either while im asleep or during my morning classes. Sweet.
Holy shit that was rapid fire upload it's 2:41am rip sleep schedule
The sub count straight S P O O K Y
Angry Peanut it's them bitch nigga ghosts
These kids are down with the Devil.
lol mat speaking over the price announcement
G.I.Jesus 😂
**Checks subscription page**
Well then.
25:21 The instant hype for giant snakes.
26:53 Xbone is canon.
Want 4K? X gonna give it to ya.
Adam Possiel Gon give it to ya!
They should totally use that in advertisements.
It's such a low goal, and not in any way future proof. Aim for something like 7K by mid to late 2021, and I might take both Sony and MS seriously with this whole X"K" thing.
Crack a cold one with the boi's its time to watch e3 again!
Who would watch the zaibatsu at 3am?!
Me: oh boy 3am!
No Bethesda Stream? That's probably a good thing, lmao.
Lysergide? A fine choice, comrade.
Matt's reaction to the "super duper graphics pack" was the best, lmao
Matts reaction when phil said "and this amazing 4k screen", freaking hilarious
Watching you guys watch the conference is always my favorite way to enjoy these.
I love how passionate the car guy is about 9/11
I'd like to be in that theoretical BONEX focus group, if only so I could be paid to put the words "Ow, my crippling BONEX-itis!" over a picture of the Futurama '80s guy.
"Hit the guy for one billion points and get your dragon unlock." - Patrick FuccBoiven
I can't tell if you guys like the Shadow of Mordor/War or not lol
木戸 Kido Woolz _definitely_ has taken a liking to it, covering it up with his usual disinterested mindset.
Yeah I thought their complaints were really weird. For a channel that prides itself on bringing the hypest gameplay, I don't understand why they made fun of Shadow of War for having "too many epic moments". Kinda disappointed by them to be honest.
Because "epic moments" don't usually hit the "hype" nerve for games you remember being "unintentionally hilarious".
Well yeah there's that, but I still don't understand their criticisms, they really come off as far more cynical than usual even for the Zaibatsu. Like Talion jumping into solo-mo wraith mode to shoot an arrow at an explosive and Woolie reacts like that's too much, when literally in the AC:Origins gameplay they saw, the assassin jumped down into slo-mo to shoot an arrow and they didn't bat an eye at all at that. Also, when Woolie complains that something epic happens every 30 seconds, he does realise that the gameplay's been cut right for E3 stage purposes right? And the fortress siege being too much? That's a much lesser version of any large battle in the LotR movies for instance. I don't know, maybe I just love the Shadow of Mordor series so much that their criticisms don't make sense to me. Like Matt complaining about the good graphics looking the same as the first game, despite the fact that the scale in this game is much bigger, hence the graphics looking that good is an accomplishment in itself. Rant over lol
You might wanna go do some research on the basics of comedy. A guy seeing something he really really likes and trying to downplay or hate on it is pretty basic humor.
I only came here to see their reaction to when the french guy says Xbone. I was not disappointed.
The guy who screamed, "GO MINECRAFT", is James from Cow Chop, they are also another great channel.
45:24 Uberhaxornova saying, "GO MINECRAFT!"
Baby Nova thumbs up fo dat
45:23 Here a fun fact for creature hub/ cow chap fans, that was Uberhaxornova (James) that did that scream :)
Matt talking over the price reveal. Jesus Christ
I didnt even enjoyed most conferences, at least not enough to watch them twice, but I'm watching all of them again bc of these dudes
The three Xbox original games I still own after all these years will finally pay off.
Gonna act like a total dweeb here and say I sure hope there'll be a Stargate reference somewhere in the *Egyptian* Assassins Creed
MagikarpBeast I still want a Stargate game. I'm can't get the Empire at War mod to work.
We all do son, we all do ://
Xxboxone_420_scopexX Xbox is that one guy with a shit immersion breaking name.
For someone who has played hundreds of hours of Minecraft and watched a lot of fancy render Minecraft videos, I'm very excited about the Super Duper Texture pack.
How is Pat so perfectly round?
D_West How can my Pat be this cute?
Yeah, that guy who screamed was rumored to be Uberhaxornova *the guy who was forced to play minecraft, a game that he hated
Congrats on 666k subs. You've finally breached the gates of hell.
32:29 "that's a cool logo...it's Pharah's eye"
YOU MEAN THE EYE OF RA!?
Wartooth91 Ahem. You mean THE EYE OF *HORUS?* If you're going to correct 'em do it right at least, gosh.
The name X-Box One X name becomes more funny when you realize that the acronym is XBOX.
I'll point out, that most of the original Xbox team was actually a huge chunk of the old dreamcast team.
Pat saying that's a nice looking VCR right at the beginning set me up for a good time
I love it when they get all French and shit it's hilarious every time.
Xbox One Xbox featuring Xbox from the Microsoft May Chuckle series
would you rather fuck Microsoft or get fucked by Microsoft.
joedatius With a price tag like that, we're being fucked by default.
Whenever they go full Quebec I lose it.
watching/listening to this at work is a huge mistake because I keep cracking up on their jabs at the XBONEXXXX
46:54
Alright, I had to find this reaction, it's just pure gold...
47:00 "Like you're throwing HDR, God rays, and volumetric fog on a fucking game made out of cubes"
I miss them sitting together on the couch to get hype or salt together and feed off eachother's reactions
The One X Chosen One Box full of little scared Scorpions for Big Renegades...
That guy screaming at 45:25 was James from Cow Chop or you may also know him by the name Uberhaxornova
the block game became 4k for no Raisen!
Oh boy! E3 is starting! I wonder what I missed by waiting for this!
The way I'd describe Terry Crews is that he's a parody of an action star who's completely in on the joke.
Thanks for uploading these quickly
I dunno if I'd call this quickly. Those press conferences were days ago.
DarthEnderX Remember last year? this is like beyond early
Way more than decades is at least a hundred years, Woolie. Are you high?
45:24 Oh my god, that reaction to James yelling.
I was just waiting for the hype train to roll in when the dbz trailer popped up
Zach Daly Zaibatsu talks shit about cancelled xbox Japan games
Immediately gets hype about the next announced Xbox Japan game🤣
Ruben Burke Its a game for all platforms, xbox only announced it
KidArk I know but now they have my mind share
KidArk Is metro and anthem exclusive or not?
Forcing Esports is the same as cat-calling , its shitty and nobody wants it, but it worked once so they gonna keep going
Does cat calling work?
thats the issue, it only needs to work once, and if you do it constantly, yes, you will probably get some response back and thats all it takes to keep it going, like a troll, if you give him attention even once, he will keep trolling looking for that attention again
Daniel Brown yes because narukami let it happen that one time
It only works because we are stuck with it and no one wants to get rid of it because money
Matt, if that was Black and White 3, I would actually be interested in Xbox again.
its like xmas with all this videos
Watching this way after E3. I forgot they put Liquid Snake in an X Bone.
Welcome to the Matt disappointment hour where he’s never pleased and it’s never an hour
at around 45:20 or so, the guy yelling is Uberhaxornova saying "I like minecraft!"
Oh jeez...each one of this is like an hour or two long...
*BETTER GET STARTED!*
What the fuck is this upload time? BILLY?!
woolie im feeling this beard and scarf combo you got going on. its tough
Oh god, them talking about Forza reminded me of the old days on Forza 2... It made me remember when the Nissan Fairlady Z's were the cars that most likely had porn slapped on the car as the type of paint. Those were very weird times.
Hey look, the VoD's are not 8 months late this time!
The Rare pirate mmo made me think of Monkey Island as an MMO
3AM upload? Oh what a day!
I wanted to sleep early so that I can be somewhat productive in the morning...
*There goes my responsibility*
Parrahs eye, huh? Its THE EYE OF HORUS, U PLEB.
Metro Last Light actually had plot of 2034 in it, so this is something...
Holy shit, that guy's name is actually Jethro Tull.
A friendly Dalek rolls onto stage. "XBOXONEX! XBOXONEX!"
YES! Was waiting for this :3
You know what to do, you sexy beast of a man
RERO RERO RERO RERO RERO~~ ~ (:P)o (:P)o (:P)o
Shout out to Matt for talking over the price and ruining everything.
Best friends confirmed ANTI-SLEEP. Clearly they don't want us to sleep with these rapidfire videos LOL
Totally forgot they did that podcast with Vinny.
All these on the same day???????? Fucking nice!!!!!!!
My boy uberhaxornova! (one who screamed during the minecraft)
Hope they talk about the Bethesda Conference, if for nothing but Matt hyping Wolfenstein 2
Metro isnt Exclusive, they just showed it for xbox is all. it's still labeled to come out for ps4
was a damn good stream to watch and get my e3 fix.
Wow dark and light is coming to xbox one? That's really cool that looks like a really hype game.
"Just calm down for a second, videogame"
OH BOY!!
Life is strange: limitless trash
Life is Strange: Warren's Wrath
ASHEN seems like it could be in the same timeline as DS3. When the dudes were killed, they blew up into ash. Your character in Dark Souls was also ash.
What, the Animus was really built by Seto Kaiba?
I'm so worried when they mention how specific games have "free 4k updates" as if all other games you have on your new Xbox One X will also need a $5 4k update.
I still don't understand how the legs for that game Anthem works. Like it has the weird backwords chicken legs, so how are ppl getting their legs into that suit?
I'm super hyped for Shadow of War
WOOLIE STRUGGLING WITH A BAG OF CHIPS E3 EXCLUSIVE
EXCLUSIVE
CONSOLE exclusive
The fact they haven't done Assassin's Creed in Japan during Sengoku Jidai pisses me off.