sagescout_and_wisesniper's_wisdomspencer_quest.gov [Gmod Version]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 เม.ย. 2014
- This is my first Gmod video based on Smexual_sounds.
Original author of sound: • sagescout_and_wisesnip...
Steam Group: steamcommunity.com/groups/Gmoddx
Guests:
Wisesniper,
Sagescout,
Americangineer,
Evil Demoking,
Heavy Some Minion There,
Block Head,
The er-meh-kill your SCHTUPID bones - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
![sniper_having_tea_but_everyone_doing_conga_and_random_crap_taunts.conga [Gmod Version]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hdJ0EY051Js/mqdefault.jpg)
"Sometimes you just need a little less spine." - Engineer.
Ok
Also sometimes you just need a little less brain
*Americangineer
Invertebrates in a nutshell.
"I promisse you. Pain without Sandvich!" -Heavy
"400,000 crates. I hate crates."
Bruh that's like $8000 if ya sell 'em all. I'd call that a win.
But how much to get all those?
5:32 "All I can tell you about this next procedure is that I will KILL YOU." My favorite part. I'm also happy that this video actually concluded its story.
Engineer: "What".
lmfao definitely the best part 😄
Best animation All Of Times !
RIP headphone users
Finally a video with characters that aren't immediately interested in sex, violence, or stupidity!
IronianKnight Agreed
IronianKnight wheres soldier saying somethings about his painis?LOL
+IronianKnight Yup, Just cake, wisdom-spencers, Tea Parties, bones and NewZEAland!
+IronianKnight or breaking your ears with loud sounds
well.........i wouldn't say no stupidity.............
ya know what would hit the spot?
Cakes.
HOLY CAKES
Wise Sniper I HATE WIZARDS
Where you got your. Coffee-cake in Seeworld?
Dummkopfs!
*LET'S HAVE A GOB-FUL OF CAKE!*
3:27
"Hey, look! Heavy shapeshifted into a cow!"
*_"MOO!!!"_* XD
3:29
MOO!
"Bloodly hell!"
Where'd you get coffee cake in see world?
I think Sage Scout and Wise Sniper should have a mini series...
I disagree, Wisesniper is impossible to work with.
Is he really that bad? :/
Texalus He needs to focus more on the mission and less on the cake :P
Did someone mention cakes?
I'm so happy this happened
Scout:"Ah look! Heavy shape-shifted into a cow!".
Heavy:"*enraged mooing*
Internally Screaming I CANT POST A F*CKIN ORIGINAL COMMENT
@@noone6991 Im sorry for your loss 😪🙏
Tea? Ooh...
*You.*
*Are.*
*Funny.*
+sircoops9 YES! We are having tea and cake!
+Jeremy Krane HOLY FUCKING CAKE!!!
4:32
Why can't there be more smexuals like this, and not just ear rape, storyless scenarios, and scouts getting killed?
Yeah! I want more like this
Pree Spunky because then it wouldn't be an "smexual" video. Smexuals should have obligatory earrape and buttsex
Monokuma Indeed. Looking back on this, I guess I was still undergoing the "excited new fan" stage of this new version of smexual GMod. However, I still think there is such a thing as "too much," even for the mythical and wacky land known as GMod - at least until it just becomes a chore to watch. :]
Only if you let it because you really can't expect them all to be like this bruh gmod videos are cartoons not all of them needs to Story heavy and theres no such thing as "too much" bruh cuz there be videos you'll like and there be videos you don't nothing more nothing less
What's the issue with killing Scouts?
0:36 my backpack in a nutshell
Ooh hoo hoo. 400,000 crates.
Mine too.
@@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721 I hate crates so much, just be a gun already.
@@EvergreenEverfree what?
@@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721ugh! I hate crates so much! Just be a gun already
sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine *crack*
5:30 accurate representation of medic random crits.
Source: every time I play engie
FULL TEXT TRANSCRIPTION
(warning: a lot of text ahead.)
SCOUT: Oh, you, you know what hits the spot? Cakes. Look at dis!
SNIPER: HOLY CAKE!
SCOUT: Yeah!
SNIPER: Let's have a gob full! ...on cake!
[funny flesh noises]
SCOUT: Um... Oh-oh. I am FAT!
SNIPER: Hahah! Well I'll be stuffed!
SCOUT: Diagnosis? Hard arteries stop bullets.
SNIPER: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ha-ha-ha! You know what "potato" means?
SCOUT: Um...
SNIPER: *funelastrakashtchradutieraskanorlsaerte*... GRAVY! ...*remonamsletsmaneolapletits. The end. How do you like that?*
[tun-dunnnn]
SCOUT: Wohoohoo! Four hundred thousand crates! ...Aurgh! I hate crates SO. MUCH. Just be a gun already.
SNIPER: *Aww. Hate to break it to ya.*
SCOUT: WHAT?
SNIPER: Now THIS... is a knife!
SCOUT: I cannot believe this! Are you even tryin'?
SNIPER: Nah. Standin' around like a phony scoundrel!
SCOUT: Yo I'm not even wearin' a cap.
SNIPER: Aargh, I'm sorry, mate!
SCOUT: What do we learn?
SNIPER: *Luck always beats skill.*
ENGIE: Nope.
SCOUT&SNIPER: Aargh!
ENGIE: This here a Miracle Spencer!
SCOUT: Uh... no. Wisdom Spencer.
ENGIE: ...
ENGIE: *R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T!* Hahaheheheh!..
ENGIE: Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my *macheenes*. This one's ours now!
SNIPER: Oi!
SCOUT: No way! It's our Wisdom Spencer!
SNIPER: Ye!
SNIPER: *If your strategy is* inventin' LOADS of new ways to kill me, *it's working.*
ENGIE: Dehahahahah! Buildin' a MEDI-sentry!
SCOUT&SNIPER: GWAAAAAAGH!
ENGIE: This all's what happens when you fight a coward.
SNIPER: OYE! GIVE! UP!..
SCOUT: No! Say NO!
ENGIE: Nobody likes this cute little gun.
[bebebep!]
SCOUT: GAH! Running!
ENGIE: Dahahahah... Packin' up! This here Miracle Spencer. And another thing... you shoulda oughta brought more cakes.
[teleporter breaks down]
SNIPER: *NNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
SCOUT: Ooh, my beautiful Wisdom Spencer!
SNIPER: Don't forget about the cake!
SCOUT: We are stupid, stupid, stupid!
SNIPER: Yeah, that seems about right. Right then.
SNIPER: *Now I'm gonna make a* cake! *again.*
SCOUT: No!
SNIPER: Aww.
SCOUT: Where's your precious two hundred dollar car?
SNIPER: HERE COMES THE CAR!
SCOUT: Hit the road, dumbass!
[car flies]
SNIPER: All right!
SCOUT: Hehehey! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO! Um. Car moving backwards!
SNIPER: Hahahahah! *I'm actually getting impressed.*
SCOUT: Oh this ain't good.
SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAARGH!
[boom]
DEMO&HEAVY: Ahh!
SNIPER: WEHHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAA!
SCOUT: Thanks for the ride! Car crashin' dumbass, what the hell is wrong with you? You got anything smart to say NOW?!
SNIPER: All right. I own LOADS of boocks.
DEMO: ...whaaaaaaAAAA....
SNIPER: *Once upon a time...*
DEMO: *DWAARGHEHAREAAARGH!!!*
DEMO: You fahken' eedeeats! Whoh the fohk are YEEW?!
HEAVY: Welcome to New Seaworld!
DEMO: NO! New SEE-land!
SNIPER: One of you rough-types see you the drunk!
DEMO: I'm not... bloody... DRUNK!
SCOUT: Oh, I'm sorry, I AM the Sage Scout. Where's that Wisdom Spencer?
DEMO: What manner of witchcraft is that?
HEAVY: But you are wizard?
SNIPER: Ye. Here! This one's *simple.* Apple pies... INCOMEEANG!!!
[apple pie falls]
DEMO: I... hate wizards! EVERYBODY. BLOODY. HATES. YOU!
HEAVY: Yes! Magic is STUPIT!
SCOUT: No wait, Heavy...
HEAVY: ...what?
SCOUT: We're gonna make you slightly more handsome ;)
HEAVY: Yes!
SCOUT: Come on... come on! Work, dammit!
HEAVY: Wahh...
SCOUT: OH CRAP!
[transformation sound]
SCOUT: Boom! Heheey, look, Heavy shapeshifted into a cow!
HEAVY: *MOO!*
DEMO: BLOODY HELL!
SNIPER: Where'd you doctor *coffee* cake *in see*-world!
DEMO: *FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!*
DEMO: By God I'll fahking kill you for that!
HEAVY: What was that, King?
DEMO: KEELLEEN'!
HEAVY: Kill them all?!
DEMO: Yes!
HEAVY: Good idea! WAHAHAHAHA!
SCOUT: Oh this ain't good.
SNIPER: PISS.
SCOUT: Look, I broke your stupid crap! Sorry!
SNIPER: Yea, sorry! *Nothing personal, mate.*
HEAVY: Ohohohoh. I promise you PAIN WITHOUT sandvich!
SNIPER: *Someone's about to have a very great day.*
DEMO: To the thousand floor window!
HEAVY: Very yes!
DEMO: Go to hell with Private Block Head, and tell the asshole I'm coming for him next!
SCOUT: WHAT? I'm battin' a thousand! And cratin'...
HEAVY: WOOGH!
SNIPER&SCOUT: OOOOOOOOAAAAAGH!..
HEAVY: WAAAHAHAHAHA!
[after the falling]
BLOCKHEAD: WeeW!
BLOCKHEAD: Oh, hello, faggots!
SNIPER: What's up, Prophet EggHead?
BLOCKHEAD: No, sir. I am Private BLOCK HEAD!
[SCOUT is mumbling at the background]
SNIPER: *Ahh, shit.* Sorry, Prophet *PumpkinHead.*
SCOUT: Is-is anybody even payin' attention to me?
SNIPER: *N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O!*
BLOCKHEAD: Welcome to the United States of my Tea Party!
SNIPER: *Tea? Ohh...*
SNIPER: *You.*
SNIPER: *Are.*
SNIPER: *Funny* :Ɔ
BLOCKHEAD: Yes! We are having tea with cake!
SNIPER: HOLY fahking CAKE!
SCOUT: Wohohoo!
SNIPER: All right!
SCOUT: Wait! Um... Blockhead?
BLOCKHEAD: seY?
SCOUT: Where's that Wisdom Spencer?
BLOCKHEAD: With Engineer!
SNIPER: Where's the Enjeenear?!
BLOCKHEAD: Right here!
[TUUN-TUN-DU-DUUUUN!]
SCOUT: WHAT?!
SNIPER: Crikey!
SCOUT: You gotta be kiddin' me!
BLOCKHEAD: Where's that drunk?.. Oh, there he is!
ENGIE: (dam dag dammit! dammit dammit dammit dammit! dam dag nabbit! dammit naggit nabbit daggit!)
[drops out]
ENGIE: Awww! Hell! went... got me mad!
BLOCKHEAD: Engie! I am going to pull out Merasmus Spencer outta your ass!
SCOUT&ENGIE: NO!/NAAH!
SCOUT&ENGIE: Wisdom/Miracle Spencer...
SCOUT&ENGIE: UGH!
SCOUT: Return the frickin' Wisdom Spencer!
BLOCKHEAD: ...maggots!
ENGIE: Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my Miracle Spencer!
SNIPER: EENCOMEEENG!
BLOCKHEAD: ...I will rip of your next of kin and crap into Basbo Bibbilov~
[something falls]
EVERYONE: HUH?
MEDIC: Hah, hrrr.
MEDIC: I AM EL MEJIC! Your SCHTUPID bones are MINE!
ENGIE: Doctor!
MEDIC: What?
ENGIE: Don't touch my bones!
MEDIC: ALL I CAn tell you about thIS NECKST PRocedure, is zat I will *KILL YOU.*
ENGIE: ...what?
MEDIC [while cutting engineer]: HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAAA!
MEDIC: *Wooh. Fascinating.*
ENGIE: Sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine...
MEDIC: HahahahahaahahahahaH!
BLOCKHEAD: OH MY GOD! He's got Engineer's ribs!
MEDIC: Anyone still alive?
SCOUT: Nahp. Sorry! I'm dead. Wehehehehe.
SNIPER: I'll be *dead* too. Thanks, Doc!
MEDIC: Anozer successful DUMMKOPF!
BLOCKHEAD: AH! I am not afraid of Octoberfest!
MEDIC: Oooh...
BLOCKHEAD: I refuse to be afraid...
MEDIC: WUDESRANEDIRPADUBAHNODACEE
BLOCKHEAD: WAAAAAAAGH!...
MEDIC: Woh-oh-oh-*oh*-OH-*OH*! HOOhooh hoohooh. Come on, Soljer! I promise I will KEELL YOOU! WAAAH-AH-AH-HA-HAA!...
SCOUT: Check it out!
SNIPER: *I'm not done yet.*
SCOUT: Wisdom Spencer!
SNIPER: *Ah my God.*
SCOUT: Whaddya think about that?
SNIPER: Hahahahahahaha! *Hate to break a coffee table* on the red, *but* that is *the* Mini-Sentry!
SCOUT: WHAT?
[beep]
SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
[power down click]
ENGIE: ...Good work!..
This here Miracle Spencer!
Drunken Engineer Uh, no. Wisdom Spencer.
@@VasilyMusic R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T! Hahaheheheh!..
Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my macheenes. This one's ours now!
One of the best! I hope there'll be a part 2!
As for the second part, it depends on the Minomato or wants to do. In the end, he is the real creator of this sound. I did it only for video Gmod. And if he did part 2 is willing to go do the movie Gmod :)
that was amazing, it looks like what it would be like to live in a gmod world with ACTUAL characters instead of relying on completer randomness!
i am going to do one the Skout is on top of the of the red base
In the end, Engi and Private Blockhead got killed by the Hell Medic, Sagescout and Wisesniper lost their Wisdomspencer, and Minisentry barely made it in time to hear Engi's dying words.
And the King of New Zealand...well, he ate the apple pies, I guess, so at least he got the best of the situation.
To be continued.........
Welcome to United States of my Tea Party.
pain without sandwich
tea? oh
you
are
funny
holy f***en cake!/CAKE COMEN *splas splash smash smash*...........that was my favorite part
scout:i hate crate's so much.Just be a gun allready
*scout has found a strange shovel*
me:well ref spented and money
Heavy: "Welcome To New See World!"
King Demo: "NO New SEE Land"
2:06 Well that escalated quickly. XD
This is my new favorite smexual video. The sentance mixing was really well done so I could understand everything. The characters were funny and creative, and it wasn't OVERLY vulger. 10/10
Translation errors aside, this is FREAKING AWESOME. This is a truly brilliant interpretation of the audio.
Welcome to the United States of my tea party
man i would love to see new sea WORLD !!!
Onur Yilmaz NO. new Sealand
colonel mael radec You got coffe cake in new sea world ?
colonel mael radec Oh this aint good
colonel mael radec piss
gotta love the boxed engineer
DARNAGIT DAMN DAGIT DANG DARN IT! Aaaahhh hell, gone and, got me mad.
2:17 There is an room enterance :D Gotcha!
Yes, I know. I forgot to cover it or something.
but its still cool video :P
+Jack Eto i'm actually gettin impressed :D
Deimos 935 you are right
Where? I don't get it. That right beside Sniper?
"American Spescer"
"Wisdom Spenser"
Uh... I think this looks like a Golden Dispenser to me.
“You know what potato means?”
“Uh”
*Secret native sniper tounge*
I promise you, pain without SANDWICH!
Best thing I have ever heard.
You are a genius sir.
0:04
I see the Sniper wearin' the All-Father...before it became compatible with him 2 years later. =P
Rose Supreme Some hats here where Workshop items before ever came out, All father and Roboot are big examples
Yeah. I know.
0:30 GRAEEYVEEY
5:31 to 5:37 really crack me up xD Hilarious timing and editing
This is the smartest I've ever seen a scout depected
hoo hoo hoo! 400,000 crates!
Wow that's like 13 keys xD
TeknoSquirrel or $400 but nobody would buy all those crates...
you cant get 1c off a crate they are worth .04 of that
TeknoSquirrel oh ok but it says so on the steam market...
yeah, it's really hard to sell crates since so many people list and so few buy.
"Luck always beats skill."
In the case of the actual game, VERY true.
I always enjoy seeing both teams chilling with each other in videos like this or similar.
Wow, this actually made sense.
Awesome. Diserves more views.
"Thanks for the ride, car-crashing dumbass! The hell's wrong with you!? You got anything smart to say *now*!?"
"Always! I own *loads* of books! Once upon a time..."
Probably the most clever dialogue mash-up I ever heard
Also, I will now say "I'd hate to break a coffee table on your head, but..." every time I'm about to give someone bad news
2:46 - Heavy: *"Welcome to New Saas-World."*
2:49 - King Demoman: *"N O New SAAS -Land."*
0:25 sniper looks like a sulejman sultan
MOO
5:47 "Sometimes you need a little less SPINE
*Dies of laughter*
Thanks to this video, I now know the meaning of "potato".
all I got was "gravy" from the understanding.
Six years of searching, and I found this classic again.
Thank you for this gift, to all mankind.
5:21
"I'll crap in your bas-bo bibby bomb!"
"You got anything smart to say NOW??"
"Always! I own LOADS of books!"
*Turns pages*
_"Once upon a time..."_
3:17 that face
Magic is STOOPID!
Damn those mini sentries
He he he, there my favourites, just watching those yellow belly sissies runnin'.
This is amazing! Also the sound from the original and voice mix is AMAZING! Good job animating
Love the video, love the beards. Good work!
Wisesniper: Do you know what potato means?
Sagescout: Um...
Wisesniper: hhfhehfbfhhshhdhehhshhgyhtfufhhdehhhgejdgejdhsyhcsbyyfheyfheygfyegydyghegdhebhfgrhhgfhrghhfgrhfgyrgfy the end.
"Luck always beats skill"
My man sniper spits facts
I put that as a tf2 bow description lol
5:46 Lmao Sometimes you just need a little less spine. 😂
Great work on the voice clips! this is the best I've ever heard!
My favorite Dumb GMOD video... Its silly, has a good length and a story worth following!
Good work Damashi!
"Anyone still alive?" Scout: "No, sorry, I'm dead." Sniper: "Yeah, I'll be dead too. Thanks, doc!"
Another successful DUMKOMF!
New Zeland...
This gives me bad memories...
About Sniper?
MrMuelltube Pretty much.
45stv
Do you read Issue 4# of the TF2 Comic yet?
MrMuelltube I already did that m8.
45stv What an fucking Plot twist, right m8.
this was really well done i liked it a lot.
Tea.. Ooooo... You, are, funny
For something that's almost a decade old, it's really well animated
The video lagged right as sniper said "Let's have a gob-full..." *3 quiet seconds later* ".. Of cake".
Sometimes lag makes these videos even better.
This one is going to my favorites.
I need more of the scout and sniper, please come back
I'm disappointed and completely lost faith in this world, I actually expected them to break the crates
2:08
When you're angry at your friend and don't want to be within 15 feet of him but he offers to get you chicken if you ride to KFC with him
Wisesniper truly is the wisest of them all. He doesn't care about any of his crap, he just wants to eat his cake in peace.
This deserves Way more views! Amazing! will be sharing with my friends!
Ok
Sniper: 5:58
Me: *Blinks with confusion*
Haha, everyone is afraid of the mini-sentry:)) Also, nice one using Nightmare's theme
This video is a best friends mood
Loved it :D
How the hell does this only have 50k views? This needs like.... 10,000,000 more.
I love Smexuals that aren't just loud noise and reverse vibrato!
This was the best video that I have ever seen in my life. It's true!
This is just genious ! :D
1:19 reminds me of some of those Machina from Final Fantasy X/X-2.
You're really good with cutting the voices just right.
Nice and funny video! :D Good luck in the future videos! ;3
After all these years, still my favorite TF2 smexual animation!
Where's your precious $200 car?
Currently still stuck the the Demo Kings door, I tried asking for it back but... Weeeelllll, let's just say it wasn't happy about seeing me again...
Good dialogues. I love it. And medic at 5:28 creeps me out
ITs much better then th other animated version of this :3
Like and favorite for you.Amazing and funny!
I love this.
Thanks :3
This is amazing! xD
Masterpiece
5:52 XD WELP BEST PART XDDXDXDDDDDDDXDDDDXDDXDDXXDXDD
Engineer : Miracle Spencer
Subtitles : AmERicAn SPeNceR
That's the best shit i have ever seen in my whole life,
Credits to the Demo king. Best one from all.
I love the part with The er-meh-kill your SCHTUPID bones the best probably.
2:34 That book part xD
Well I freakin' loved it (minus the cussing, but who am I to judge?). It was hilarious.
0:00 *"You know what would hit the spot?"*
Me: What? What would hit the spot?
Scout: *"Cakes. :3"*
Me: Fucking...
*Genius.*
Heavys "moo" was fucking funny
Porkchop Sandwiches MOO!
RIGHT when my sister heard it she was down on the floor laughing........then i joined her^3^
wow, this is a real quality Gmod tale. it's nice to see a Gmod video that doesn't have smexual shit in it. very orginal and great choice of beard for the scout. can't wait for a part 2!
Best Ever !
You sir, are fucking amazing at garry's mod. You actually make yours like cartoons and only add in the funny but sadly over used super weird crap at the perfect moments. My painis approves!
" Im not afraid of Oktoberfest! "
At 1:30-1:31, That Engineer kinda reminds me of Wilhelm from Borderlands the Pre-Sequel! #BORDERLANDS!
i love this video, i love when engie said sometimes u need a little less spine lol