JUNK MAIL - 10 - HERMITCRAFT SEASON 10
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มิ.ย. 2024
- Finishing the wizards hut exterior and mailing the server about some armour stand jobs
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Cleo’s entire gimmick this season is “Tax Evasion” basically.
And apparently money laundering! I love it
and I love it
And money laundering
@@MotelMaxwell I used to work for a bank, and went through quarterly anti-money laundering trainings, so my brain is framing this as:
Cleo is laundering their armor stand profits. Match the activity to the phase of laundering:
Cleo Earns Money by Selling Armor Stand Lessons Placement
Cleo Uses the Profits to Buy Products from Their Own Shop Layering
Cleo Redeems Their Shop Sales for Trophies Integration
Good For Them
Cleo in season 9: part of the king's council and later the ruler herself.
Cleo in season 10: financial crimes% speedrun
Typical monarch behavior honestly. We should have suspected.
Etho wants to learn armor stands right after Joel starts doing them? Obsessed.
Its not even 10 minutes in and Cleo is already discussing tax fraud. Iconic 🌟
It’s not tax fraud! Buying your own product to boost your sales doesn’t seem to be a thing that has a word, I vote to call it corking, but it doesn’t seem to be illegal which is good!
@@LeakyTreesactually it is if you report it as normal profits as that increases the profit margins of your company and therefore it's worth which is stock manipulation. One or two products you need is fine but the way Cleo is doing would be illegal
It could also possibly count as money laundering
@@valteth stock buybacks are legal in many countries, most notably the US. They shouldn't be, but they are
@@valteth one could argue that, for sure, but with the right lawyer she’d win any court case about this.
I hope she eventually creates or joins a black market. 😂
Doc once said in his video that Keralis looks like a drunk tourist who's on vacation in Spain. I just can't get that image out of my head every time I see Keralis show up lol.
Wait, did he mean the S10 skin or the man IRL, because Doc has *been* a tourist with Keralis¹ and it wasn't an entirely inaccurate description.
¹If you haven't seen it, Doc has the video up on his channel of him spending a day walking around Paris with Keralis and messing with at least one scam artist.
@@GSBarlev it was definitely about his S10 skin, combined with the fact that Keralis was just wandering in the shopping district while Doc was building.
Yeah I've seen that video, it's hilarious
I'm paraphrasing here, but doc said something along the lines of. Look at me working here, while Keralis is just walking here as if he's a drunk tourist. The Hawaï shirt etc.
@@GSBarlev your footnotes in comments are delightful please keep doing what you're doing
"show me your bushes!" *keralis looks down* i can't stop laughing
The best thing about Cleo is that she does not shy away from a skit! 😂
12:21 :)
Keralis and Cleo are the least family-friendly combo, and I mean that in the _best possible way._ When I first started watching Hermitcraft in S08 and joined the subreddit, one of the explicit rules was *"NO POSTS ABOUT THE KERALIS/CLEO BASE SWAP,"* and I'm disappointed to say it took me years to actually go and look up why. 😆
@@GSBarlevI missed that, care to give a TLDR? 😅
tbf grass can be bushy too and they're standing on grass blocks soooo xD
Cleo, permits only apply to goods, not services (Becase Grian said that permits dictate what items you can sell). You don't even need to consider a permit for this business - it's completely legal, and a great idea too.
shhh, let her do crime for enrichment🤣
Cleo's (censored) reaction to the jumpscare with scar's creeper costume needs to be on a horn.
Definitely
I'm personally more partial to the immediate aftermath, where she tells Grian and Scar "I hate you so much!!! I'm gonna stab you so hard!!!"
Cleo has received so much online abuse because of that incident, I can understand why it's not among the soundbytes.
@@GSBarlevreally?? what for?
@@hoshizoras It was just pearl¹-clutching at the fact that they sometimes use _foul language_ on a "fAmiLy fRiEnDlY" server. But it kicked up such a fuss that Cleo has referenced it in obliquely in subsequent episodes where they have _almost_ sworn.
¹Not that Pearl-she had no involvement that I was aware of
2:15 X is counting his trophy sales towards his tally and doesn't have a permit, so since it's _his trophies_ I think you're fine.
I feel like Cleo's 1-liners from Limited Life would have made excellent horns: "Etho's skills are from... back in the day."
"If you're going to be an absent father can you at least be absent"
@@IrregularityRowan it would be a crime not to include that one
Not just limited life! “Do me a favor, die for me” is a classic
@@WizardzEditsthat line slapped dude they gotta add it
I think "I'm gonna go marry Etho" from secret life is a great one. Either Joel or Bdubs would buy that for sure
Petition for "I need to raise the roof" to become a horn cause with that serious deadpan delivery out of context it be so funny 😂
Signed!
Also " show me your bushes"
It feels right that Cleo's favourite horn is somebody calling for Scar's head.
Cleo - What would an Ender Tent look like?
Mojang this is why we need an End Update
An ender-tent idea: entities can enter and leave the tent only from the flap, and it is bigger on the inside. The ender-tent can be picked up with entities inside, during which the opening disappears and the entities start running out of air like the 2023 April Fools moon. This can be used to transport mobs, players, or more over short hazardous terrain.
every time cleo gains power they use them for evil and i think that's beautiful
The "Can I buy my own product and count it as a sale"-thing is exactly what some publishers/authors do to fake their book sales numbers. 👀
Impulse figured out armor stand animation in Scarland last season. Having some animated crabs attending a crab rave would be amazing.
It would be amazing, but probably not feasible with the way that Cleo tends to build armor stand sculptures. Impulse was using redstone to switch between a single armorstand's preset poses, whereas Cleo tends to build a sculpture out of many armor stands at once. You can't run a ton of redstone lines into one block, and I'm not sure if you can trigger the books's pose swapping for more than one stand off the same bit of redstone. Even if you could, it'd be heinously fiddly to set up. :/
Animated custom models (such as the ones Scar used for his s9 creeper prank and Scarland ticket takers) might work, though.
Ooooh, wonder if a custom pumpkin head worn by villager in a minecart clipping under the floor (s7 had some llamas? pigs? In the floor zooming around the shopping district I think?) could make for a moving animated crab?! If the model was based on whatever Cleo cooks up with armor stand sculpting, there could be a couple moving ones mixed into a larger scene without having it be crazy redstone-heavy...
"Do you know how cheap stamps are?"
I assure you, as an employee of one of the for-profit shipping companies, I know well how cheap stamps are (in comparison).
THAT SAID. I believe one of Pearl's offers is if you have a mass mailing like the one you sent out, you can just hand her a couple of diamonds directly, and instead of possibly overwhelming the system, she'll just drop one copy straight in everyone's mailbox.
Because it's a one-way loop, there really is no worry for overwhelming the system with serial mailings--Etho's 10 seconds between sends interval is probably an engineer's double-for-safety margin.
Pearl's bulk mailing service is for hermit-sized mailings, i.e. multiple shulkers of building blocks. Since they're using shulkers for the envelopes and shulkers don't nest, the bulk capacity per stamp is limited. The system COULD handle the average hermit's shopping list of environmental decimation, but it's exponentially more inefficient compared to what I imagine Pearl intends to offer as bulk delivery-- a donkey or llama train or chest-boat plus an empty inventory can handle a megabuild's worth of deforestation neatly in one trip if you have the shulkers for it. :)
@@bsidethebox Fair enough. A couple details that I'd certainly missed, so thank you. That said, I'd be surprised if Pearl would turn down a few extra diamonds just to run to everyone's base and drop off the 'flier'.
@@zachwillett5853 Haha, very true! Might be a very cheap service indeed, considering the prime busybody-neighbor/gossip/responsibility avoidance opportunities such a service could provide. XD
Idea: What if the inhabitant of the wizard tower was Time Witch Cleo from the WitchCraft series?
1:52 PLEASE blue's clues every time you get a letter, it's one of the few things that brings me joy in this dark, cruel life (my tummy hurting :( )
ur so brave hope ur tummy hurt less
Between the kitty cafe, contemplating tax fraud with the trophies, and running a spam mail business, you’re basically playing the shady businessperson, and it’s hilarious
For the crab, you could use copper slabs and lightning rods for legs; the knobby end of the rods would work great for the joints in the crab.
Not using armor stands, I've done something similar with red sandstone slabs, red sandstone walls, and acacia stairs to make a crab, using candles for eyes.
You could probably use the edges of carpet to form the mankini, like how carpet in an item frame.
It has been a great many years since I've played Minecraft, but couldn't a skin be placed on armor to represent the mankini? I honestly don't know if this is possible or not.
The EXACT tone of your voice at the end, "Excellent. Hmmm, what can I get from Etho.." I literally cackled out loud. Brilliant as usual. 😂 ❤
"Cub had been Cub"
There has never been a truer statement
Cleo's entire life strat is to cheese it.
Wait till Crazy Honest Cleo's Armor stand shoppe opens up an auxilliary store called Bespoke Armor Stands. Same shop, but Haute Couture Armor Stands. Then, branches out to her own Pawn Shop. Because reselling already sold stuff means no permit is needed.
three-point landing
1. an airplane landing in which the two main wheels of the landing gear and the tail wheel or skid or nose wheel touch the ground simultaneously.
Me trying to imagine this is human form
I think I’m the biz they call that “butter?”
Colloquially it's also known for the the visual trope used in comic books and martial art/action movies where the character lands on the ground, feet wide apart and supporting their weight with one hand on the floor while the other hand is outstretched away from their body, usually pointed diagonally upwards. Edit: So a 2.5 landing probably looks like someone landing on their two feet and their face (😆).
so... a very bumpy landing. got it
@@dangitnicky Foot, Knee, Elbow. They tried the 3-point landing but they slipped and their leg folded underneath them.
Anyone else feel like Cleo gained a lot of confidence over the course of seasons 9-10. Really won me over over the course of the end of S9 and the life series as well. Keep up the good content
I only started watching in Season 8, but I've since gone back and watched the "HumanCleo" Demise arc from S06¹ and the Keralis/Cleo Big Base Swap from S07, and Cleo seemed really confident (and was definitely churning out bangers) in those, so 🤷♂️?
¹If you haven't seen it, it's worth going back and watching it for the really nostalgic interactions between Cleo and TFC.
@@GSBarlev probably just me watching certain videos when she was pushing the boundaries a bit. Either way I enjoy where the content is at the moment and I’m locked in going forward
A three-point landing originally refers to aircrafts with three sets of wheels, one under the nose and one under each wing, that lands with all three sets touching down at the same time. Basically, a perfect landing. It spreads the initial impact evenly across the entire fuselage.
Now, it could also refer to a "hero landing". :)
I think buying your own stuff is a little cheaty but that might be needed to compete with beef and xb, they’re planning to go back and forth buying out eachother’s shops
raising the tower definitely was a good move. i didnt realize how much of a difference it would make until it did lol
Zombiecleo: come for the electroswing, stay for the monkeying around
There's a couple of hermits that use electroswing in their episodes and it always makes me happy :3
Excellent video. And then, the outro. Am I the only one who can not stop myself from vibing to that beautiful music? Double finger snaps, foot tapping, head bobbing? I am strange, I know ;-P
Love the outro, such a bop!
love the blatant glee in your voice from minute one
14:03 for the crabs, use apples as the red body, shears as the pincers, and maybe use really small cauldrons underneath to give the look of legs?
Or a combination of several beetroot (or spider eyes) so it looks like legs/arms with a body?
So now i need them to add Ender Tents -- A placeable item that warps a player to a custom interior they can decorate and store stuff in, and every Ender Tent takes them to their own individual tent.
omg the subtitles at 7:32 "grassify this area" becomes "grfygxmo"
When you type "grfygmxo" into search engine, it comes up with a Web link with the exact combination of letters quoted in the description beneath the link itself.
Now I wish I knew how to make mods. Ender Tents would obviously be a tent that you can place anywhere and it always connects to the same pocket dimension space that you can actually go into and set up a portable base.
it's so cool how even with all the additions that make using armor stands easier, so many people still go to Cleo
Omg I am soooooooo excited to see the crab rave omg omg and the mankini lmao! The person barbecuing could be Ren since he loves a braai!
For the crabs: Joel’s squid used candles to make the tentacles, and if you scaled those down you could do something similar for the limbs. Also sticks are warm enough that they’d probably work fine as crab limbs. You could also use mangrove fence posts too for a redder, thicker limb.
For the person sun bathing: you could change your skin so your head looks like a torso (maybe 2, upper and lower) and then have someone kill you to get the player head.
Staring at Keralis's face, his open mouth began to look like a thick moustache with the red being his lip, and now I can't see it as anything otherwise.
12:20 Cleo: Maybe you wanna show me your bushes?
Keralis: *looks down
Comedic perfection! Even better with Cleo’s laugh! 😂
XB and Beef are doing the same thing in their shop lol. Likeminded individuals.
Love the life that armor stand bits bring to a build, excited to see you tackle keralis's wishlist
For the deal with Etho, do his lesson for help with the redstone, where you're taught as you both build it.
Redstone is a lot more complex than understanding how to use the armour stand books, but if you add some design theory to the lesson you might be able to charge more on top of that trade.
Dear Management, I was browsing in your fabulous Tea Shop and couldn't find my favorite brew; Invisibilitea. A good Read always goes better with a great tasting cuppa. I also noticed that no one in the shopping district is selling potions. What better place to get a potion than a tea shop. Love you and your content. Thank you. ( I had a whole bit punning the various potions as tea flavors but it got cumbersome to type.)
Zombie Cleo: We've just got a letter. We've just got a letter. We've just got a letter. I wonder who's it from?
For someone casting a magic spell, you could always use an evoker. They will automatically convert any blue sheep into a red sheep in their area. Not sure if you can automatically ready the sheep with a dispenser, remind me to put a glass pane in the evokers head so he doesn't attack the player. But it could be something interesting to play around with, other than armor stands
I know false is making a river right where you and iskall set up the road pallet, which is gorgeous, you could do a bridge and light up leafy terraced walks with retaining walls for the river she is doing and you could use the leafs with observers to turn on and off lighting for dramatic effect.
8:21 "I think I need to raise the roof" for cub's goathorn shop
Three point landing comes from where you get three points for the landing, and nothing more.
Fun to start the episode with an alt skin cameo. Great episode as always, thanks Cleo!!!
03:00 oh PLEASE get in touch with xB about this... He and Beef spoke of a similar scheme, and between the three of your very profitable businesses (food, books and shulker boxes) you could easily carry out some serious trophy-based trolling on the entire server.
I am also very biased because you and xB are some of my fave hermits & any time you collab is an absolute delight :D
The crabs for keralis definitely need to be animated, waving their hands in the air when somebody puts music on a jukebokx
The mail system is SUCH a cool idea! And even GRIAN couldn't mess it up with a potato!
I like how like Cub promoting fireworks you are promoting the new armor stand mod by making a business that is just you getting people to use the mod
"Show me your bushes" from cleo would make a great horn
Btw allyes are amazing when you need a fast clean up. For example the wheat field. Just bring some with you and set them up with a noteblock, hopper and a chest or a composter. I think that they are underrated when it comes to cleaning up areas
8:11 "I kind of made a stupid decision, and the stupid decision is... so I think I've made a decision"
😅
I agree with Keralis. That clock is amazing!
2-point, 3-point, etc. Landings are how many Points of Contact you have upon landing. A 4-point is all four limbs, a 3-point is usually both legs and one arm, etc.
17:00 that "Excellent" gave me serious Mr Burns vibes, especially considering who it was directed at lol 😂😂
About the tower changes--that's how minecraft works, for me at any rate. Build thing, stare at thing for a while, decide that thing is wrong, tear it down and build it again but different, repeat until I can't think of any ways to fix it anymore. For the record, I think the tower does look better this way!
1:54 Ohhh the Silly memories that just slammed into me brain with your Blues Clues comment! 😊 My son ADORED that show! So if you wanna nerd out every time you get a letter - GO FOR IT. ❤ The base is lookin' GOOD.... as is the trophy!
Good thing you expressly told us not to explain a 3-point landing in the comments, because I was all set to prepare a presentation, with copious graphics and an interactive quiz. But now I don't have to!
Moving the tower up was definitely the right idea I think. At the start of the video right before you said you were thinking about it I noticed that the roof of the tower kinda blended into the roof of the bridge, and it looked weird that there was a small gap between them. With the tower being so much taller they're definitely distinct structures and I think they both look better for it
Yay the Queen posted
May I just say that the nonbinary representation this season is making me cry. I love it so so so so much! Thank you Cleo for being so open and keeping your channel such an accepting place for everyone❤❤❤
Ps. Why did you leave this on the floor👑
Xisuma paid Keralis to add palm trees to his base, it counted towards the diamond sales. So YES it counts! 😁😁
I think there was a Hermitcraft episode here. Something about a remodel, crops being greatly reduced, armorstand businesses, and maybe book juggling. But it's all a blur because all I can hear is Cleo's adorable, 6 year-old, uwu voice! 😍🤩
Good call on the tower re-design. Saw that in the previous episode and couldn't put my finger on what bothered me about it. Being higher really helps.
I love how your little village is coming a long. I liked the tower before but it looks even better now. It's crazy how much adding the height after the bridge added to it! :) Thanks for the fun video as always!
"I'm gonna do it. I don't know HOW, but I'll make it work"
Thank you, exactly what I needed to hear today! ⭐
For a crab, use a helmet. Sadly, youd be limited in colors, but maybe a leather helmet? dyed?
Then sticks for legs/arms and shears for claws.
It's the first time I got here before the notification, but notification or not, I want to watch a Cleo video.
Your storytelling (with or without armourstands ) is top notch and I love them
Xb and Beef were talking about buying each other's shops out in the same way you described! It's definitely a loophole that Xisuma didn't consider lol
I'm already in love with the armor stand business, can't wait to see where it goes
Looking at some of the comments here, I think that (a fraction of) the audience is taking the Permits way more seriously than the Hermits themselves!
2:54 every level of evil plan and devilishly wrong 😂
A three point landing is on an airplane with three wheels all land on the ground in the proper position
Man this is a good birthday! A Cleo video on my bday :D
🥳🍰
@@CieJe.Alexander Ty :)
Cleo might be my new favourite
You could use candles in the hands of the armour stands to get them small enough to do swim wear!
As far as cheezing it goes, there's been talk from other businesses. If they do, you definitely should fight fire with fire.
Personally I wouldn't open that Pandora's Shulker first but you know the vibe better.
Love that the plan for the season is diamond fraud, and since you used the mail system for it, I think it counts as the first case of wire fraud in Minecraft lol
The POE POE needs to crack down on this black market, permit-less armor stand business!
Would love to see that episode.
I love how much you sound like you are just enjoying the crap out of being online this season. It’s so awesome 💟
Good lord that OwO voice hit me like a freight train lmao.
Keralis asking about crabs immediately after the double entendres.
4:01 Imagjne if the kitty cafe sold custom biscuits, up to 1 hour of armour stand work free with a custom biscuit! 😂
The changes to the house make it look so much like The Owl House
I love how the tower roof looks *almost* like a spore blossom! Or maybe it just reminds me of them-either way, super cute!
You’ll get that 10k trophy Cleo, no doubt.
And… if business slows, the hermits blow…
UP!! That is. Then they’ll have to buy more books
Suggestion for the crabs: apples as bodies, sticks for the feet and if it is possible to make them smaller shears as pincers
Cleo, we need to see Scar as Hot Guy sun bathing on Keralis' beach while thumbing through the Scarland picture book.
Etho is going to ask you to wave the naughty “no, no, no” finger again. Wait for it! 😂
5:33 might have originally been about the mail system, but I think it applies to the horns even better.
If you and others cheese the system, you just give X more diamonds.
I always assumed 3 point landing meant all three wheels, all three points of contact, touch the ground at once.
Class with Etho is going to be so fun to watch!