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  • @StimpeeYT
    @StimpeeYT  ปีที่แล้ว +6243

    This is the closest thing to a "Rust movie" I'll ever make.

    • @Felix-Memoria.
      @Felix-Memoria. ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Yeah how long can u fart?

    • @zgmerz7305
      @zgmerz7305 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I love it when daddy lasts longer

    • @Brian_fooking_Ferry
      @Brian_fooking_Ferry ปีที่แล้ว +48

      How long?

    • @nug0
      @nug0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nnoiiiiceeeeeee

    • @Farweey
      @Farweey ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wonder how long

  • @nievierny
    @nievierny ปีที่แล้ว +6444

    25 minutes of Stimpee rust content?! It's a bloody Australian Christmas miracle!

    • @zerocats3995
      @zerocats3995 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      sniper from tf2

    • @Flitzzzzy
      @Flitzzzzy ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Bob-zf9rr 😐

    • @isocheeso
      @isocheeso ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bob-zf9rr corny

    • @lemonberries
      @lemonberries ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God bless us, every one!

    • @JenkemWatchman
      @JenkemWatchman ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Bob-zf9rr 🤓

  • @D3MONGOD
    @D3MONGOD ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    11:30 watching stimpee tell this poor innocent soul he's getting off and then checking the time left on the video and cackling like a little goblin

    • @vadercreeper7087
      @vadercreeper7087 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @youpo1
      @youpo1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @98eclipse47
      @98eclipse47 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fr 😭

    • @OGSnoberry
      @OGSnoberry ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Literally any time I hear Stimpee tell someone they can have his base/stuff/he's getting off I start cackling. It's always a trick and it always fuckin works.

    • @lucassilvas1
      @lucassilvas1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh he got off alright

  • @PastoriosMuppetus
    @PastoriosMuppetus ปีที่แล้ว +494

    The solid two seconds of 24:15 broke me. The comedic relief of just seeing two fellas dead and quiet after meeting their idol online is *chefs kiss*

    • @LocalDumbassYT
      @LocalDumbassYT ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit had me cracking up tbh

    • @tr8ppy
      @tr8ppy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      its that clasic stimpee treatment and i love it lol

  • @bernardtodd9532
    @bernardtodd9532 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    10:10"don't trust that man" one on of the funniest shit after "i'm filthy little goblin" of stimpie. Stimpie is pure gold.

  • @Jurassic__Jay
    @Jurassic__Jay ปีที่แล้ว +2834

    The rivalry between Stimpee and Cody turning into an alliance was the best orchestrated event I have ever seen in my existence

  • @OGSnoberry
    @OGSnoberry ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    24:15 - The lads knew it was Stimpee and still fell for the oldest trick in the book.

  • @xk9x
    @xk9x ปีที่แล้ว +639

    the bullet dodging at 12:20 was amazing, stimpees definitely been to the matrix before

    • @WICK_3D
      @WICK_3D ปีที่แล้ว +4

      brother?

    • @lucassilvas1
      @lucassilvas1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when a stormtrooper meets neo for the first time

    • @JoseDaPrimo
      @JoseDaPrimo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mans different when his balls are in danger

    • @LolN0pe1281O
      @LolN0pe1281O ปีที่แล้ว +12

      > *Gets shot at*
      > *Mordhau muscle memory kicks in*

    • @MrMrRadarada
      @MrMrRadarada ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say as he screams "OH MY BALLSACK."

  • @ethanjohnson6875
    @ethanjohnson6875 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    23:57 Steve-O standing there as you run off with those two kids adoring you had such a “turns out I was not the main character of this story” look to it.

  • @mckreama8718
    @mckreama8718 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    24:07 The Joyful and cheerfulness of these kids turn into dead silence, is the funniest part

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    As a wise kid once said "he always betrays them, always", always be wary of Stimpee, the one who knocks

    • @normolson2674
      @normolson2674 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      there were so many plot twists, I wasn't sure who he was going to betray

    • @GhostCZ007
      @GhostCZ007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro why tf are you in the top comments of most shit I watch?

    • @Robot-Overlord
      @Robot-Overlord ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh getting betrayed by stimpee is an autistic honor.

    • @skepticboy5700
      @skepticboy5700 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you are everywereee

    • @lnordin4854
      @lnordin4854 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Might be the best Stimpee quote there is tbh, it rings true so much

  • @James-jg7kv
    @James-jg7kv ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Cody is truly one of the best featured Goblins on the channel in a while.

  • @lordpumpkinhead265
    @lordpumpkinhead265 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    "Oh my god is that Stimpee?"
    *Willingly follows Stimpee into his base, knowing damn well it's Stimpee.*

    • @greensike8516
      @greensike8516 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you dont go to the waterpark if youre not willing to get wet

  • @rayhomies89
    @rayhomies89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:42 is the best gems of all time for me, that accent and threat is the best.

  • @rinusr.637
    @rinusr.637 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    3:11 This is some top quality editing hahah. Had trouble trying not to laugh as I'm in a 'quiet zone' in a train while watching this

    • @tranian22
      @tranian22 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fkn crying lmao

    • @delank4687
      @delank4687 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LITERALLY THAT WAS HILARIOUS

    • @iB_pOpN
      @iB_pOpN ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guards, arrest this man! He was giggling on a train ride!

  • @deathbysnusnu3001
    @deathbysnusnu3001 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Cody truly was the brains of that whole operation.

  • @arandomguy_7365
    @arandomguy_7365 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    The fact that those clan kids didn’t kill stimpe and just listened to him saying where the guy was, was hilarious

    • @dawidpotega882
      @dawidpotega882 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      probably why he never got raided or was left for the last lmao. Either that or it was someone that knew him

  • @quack9355
    @quack9355 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    25 MINUTES?! This man never disappoints when it comes to pleasing us men.

    • @guy5282
      @guy5282 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love it when men please me

    • @awaterbottle1783
      @awaterbottle1783 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah hes pretty good at pleasing men

  • @BW_Drums
    @BW_Drums ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I don't know what it is, but "two paeple" just gets me every single time.
    7 months after the video dropped and it still just pops into my head.

    • @deletedaccount175
      @deletedaccount175 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dude I say it in every game where I have to call out 'two people', DayZ is my bread and butter so it's part of me now, glad there's someone else with a fucky wucky brain

    • @deletedaccount175
      @deletedaccount175 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It might be because we like drums/rhythm, listening to it over and over it sounds rhythmic. Like, Tom, Snare, Kick. Two, Pea, Pul. Does that make sense or am I too autistic?

    • @BW_Drums
      @BW_Drums 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deletedaccount175 That definitely makes sense to me! But maybe I'm just autistic as well hahaha

    • @GoodnightMoon4
      @GoodnightMoon4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      too peepoh

  • @Shazoozle
    @Shazoozle ปีที่แล้ว +7

    00:08 glad to see you found memeio doing his intro so quickly into a wipe

  • @Luster...
    @Luster... ปีที่แล้ว +108

    8:19
    Pretending to raid your own base is the ultimate trap from the trap master Stimpee.

  • @gazulu7
    @gazulu7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Stimpee is the only person who’ll make a 25 min video feel too short

  • @The_Riot
    @The_Riot ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Halfway through the video, right at the cutoff mark where you would expect a normal video to end, Stimpee baits a solo into his traps promising him a free base and baited me thinking the video was about to end only to realize it’s only halfway through. Absolutely sublime 👌

  • @LokesProduction
    @LokesProduction ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:37 that Nuke top 5 "Did you see it" 👌

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:12 gave me a good laugh, that was amazing

  • @Gc016
    @Gc016 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    No one’s back door is safe with Stimpee around.

  • @maggotswag
    @maggotswag ปีที่แล้ว +210

    don't ask a man his salary
    never ask stimpee where he finds his thumbnails

    • @RandomLombax37
      @RandomLombax37 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pornhub's gay men section

    • @itsnarroblox
      @itsnarroblox ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never! Cause I don’t wanna know where he got… *that* 😳

  • @mrace9295
    @mrace9295 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:12 one of if not the most cleanest ak kill i've seen you do stimpee

  • @comtom1066
    @comtom1066 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    17:21 He really struggled with that word - "Team"

  • @buddee8863
    @buddee8863 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dang. Watching Stimpee and Cody begrudgingly team up is like watching a re[g]arded remake of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

  • @reaper2134
    @reaper2134 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    this has GOT to be my favorite video you’ve ever made, i love the longer style of video, please make more, and that ending bit with the two kids and the grenades had me DYING (:

  • @DonutEnjoyerNico
    @DonutEnjoyerNico ปีที่แล้ว +14

    24:48 stimpee was like “It was so good, i had to do it twice”.

  • @braddley
    @braddley ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:12 makes me giggle so much

  • @dougdimmadomegaming8803
    @dougdimmadomegaming8803 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:40 *cody types what’s wrong with you to stimpee* “Cody you shit talk me man why I just try to help” was the funniest thing ever to me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Destinystrike
    @Destinystrike 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I genuinely love it when you give a base to your younger fans. Those kids really did meet one of their idols and it was wholesome as fuck.

  • @hiddenpixels9558
    @hiddenpixels9558 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    " you said you weren't going to roofcamp, but your building a big compound" - random lesser life form-2023

  • @moongod424
    @moongod424 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    15:30 Even a powerful entity such as Stimpee succumbs to the overpowering presence of the Rust Primordial Chant.

    • @MacMillian
      @MacMillian ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats chants name tho

    • @moongod424
      @moongod424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MacMillian I aint know shit about islam or arabic so I have no clue, probably some call to prayer though.

    • @patrykplata3260
      @patrykplata3260 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MacMillian have you found the chant?

    • @RepoXXD
      @RepoXXD ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MacMillian just copy what i'm going to write
      القول قول الصوارم
      It's an Isis chant or song, well the purpose of it is evil and bad

    • @RepoXXD
      @RepoXXD ปีที่แล้ว

      Or here's a link straight up
      th-cam.com/video/KgRRb0vk0Gw/w-d-xo.html

  • @mavg4271
    @mavg4271 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "I watch all your videos" Stimpee - "Come have my base boys im getting off". Clearly they watch all his videos

  • @NTTTTTT52
    @NTTTTTT52 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:15 its the subtle Stormwind music i appreciate very much

  • @gtafanatic1
    @gtafanatic1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:04 His immediate response is hilarious

  • @trizzwald
    @trizzwald ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Just what I needed, a 25 minute LoOoOng JuiCY Stimpee session.

  • @ГенадийСамобранцев
    @ГенадийСамобранцев ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you stimpree. This video feels like home. Like your old rust videos but long and hard and juicy

  • @Ramelousy
    @Ramelousy ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Holy crap 25 minutes!! he never fails to truly deliver!

  • @Novous
    @Novous ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:35 "good luck with that GUY OVER THERE who is SNEAKING UP BEHIND YOU. [raid shots fired at you]. THE GUY. THAT IS NOT ME. OVER THERE. IN THE HAZSUIT. [raiders turn around]"

  • @unfixinalloy8833
    @unfixinalloy8833 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude halo 3 odst ost on 9:33 just finished me, masterpiece as usual😍

  • @tiltedt2398
    @tiltedt2398 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know it's gonna get real when the fable 1 music comes out lmao. God I love this guy so funny

  • @Opachki69420
    @Opachki69420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how you gave the guy some loot when you were clearly going to betray him just to spite that little goblin lmao

  • @Rethaxian
    @Rethaxian ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I fucking love that you just chose to exist on the rock and all the people harassing you are the ones that got raided. There truly is some measure of justice in rust sometimes.

  • @CRT_YT
    @CRT_YT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this channel has so many random people that deserved to be in more videos, cody is def top 5

  • @LordSpacePotato
    @LordSpacePotato 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is timeless, came to rewatch after a year, the jokes still hit me like my ex

  • @trytry23
    @trytry23 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stimpee’s editing is legendary, I’ll never get tired of it.

  • @kingwolf9447
    @kingwolf9447 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Dreamybull Ambatukam clips were a match made in heaven for Stimpee's humor

  • @chosenchad1155
    @chosenchad1155 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please continue to make videos like these and longer, they're too good and I know it takes longer to upload but its worth it in the end.

    • @Vistresian1941
      @Vistresian1941 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure Stimpee prefers them longer too

  • @joshmaitie5954
    @joshmaitie5954 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:19 idkwhat these 2 kids expected lmaooooo...... best videos ever

  • @danimartinez2446
    @danimartinez2446 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Did you see It?" Made me laugh more than It should.

  • @ihaveapain
    @ihaveapain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    raiding and calling stimpee a shitty player is basically just pleading guilty to a hundred counts of genocide in childrens hospitals

  • @XPRTTT
    @XPRTTT ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:03 he finally admits it!

  • @Mountain_Drew
    @Mountain_Drew ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'll never understand how people who know Stimpee would _willingly_ follow him, even if they're teamed up with him. You *know* what's going to happen...

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People who claim to recognize Stimpee and trust him are complete fools.

  • @Virulent94
    @Virulent94 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:12 i laughed so much...Stimpee you are the best for real m8!! Every f video is a diamond! Keep it up!

  • @MrMichealHouse
    @MrMichealHouse ปีที่แล้ว

    "My name is CrumpleStone"
    "My name is Royal's Touch"
    This two lines live in my head rent free.

  • @SKITTLER2fast4u
    @SKITTLER2fast4u ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:05 IS funny af

  • @IsaacTea
    @IsaacTea ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Stimpee it was great watching this video full of vegetable players. I think it’s time for an update video about the vegetables in your garden!

  • @amar_isfitted4423
    @amar_isfitted4423 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    24:41 Ah yes stimpee does love flashing minors

  • @jacobmurphy9481
    @jacobmurphy9481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The audio jump cutting at 3:15 has got to be the funniest shit I've heard all year.

  • @guillermoandrade-hl4mr
    @guillermoandrade-hl4mr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Two people” just keeps ringing in my head haha.

  • @justingivens2255
    @justingivens2255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We love the "long", "juicy" 25 minutes of sweet, sweet, content~
    (keep up the good work man🤘👍)

  • @DMONSKULL
    @DMONSKULL ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Steve-O just trying to live
    rust kids: 23:42

  • @peekz25
    @peekz25 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    stimpee always reminds to leave my house with a bow and arrow irl

  • @gtafanatic1
    @gtafanatic1 ปีที่แล้ว

    23:40 I love how THIS is the last major steve-o interaction in the video

  • @Devin_Smile
    @Devin_Smile ปีที่แล้ว

    1:54 that scream from the michael jackson horror game is still the funniest edit to me i hope it doesn’t go away

  • @sully1939
    @sully1939 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stimpee actually trying for once is god tier

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:50 is kinda annoying tbh. You get those fuckers all the time in games like this. Act tough and slick when they try to kill you then try to deny wrongdoing in contrary to everything else. If you’re gonna be a snake at least own it man.

  • @berserkianraid
    @berserkianraid ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The finale of your videos is always amazing, and today's one failed to disappoint. Fucking hilarious, murking children.

    • @berserkianraid
      @berserkianraid ปีที่แล้ว

      waht the fuck i commented on this 7 months ago

  • @enarjoesaar5350
    @enarjoesaar5350 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:27 when you think the video is about to end and Stimpee is being nice, but the video is only half way.

  • @jonbrewks2568
    @jonbrewks2568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fable music is absolutely the cherry on top

  • @cartervkk
    @cartervkk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stimpee i was the kid in the clip @ 20:30 lets collab bro LOL *GROWLS*

  • @sugaredwards3889
    @sugaredwards3889 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Stimpee never fails to spread my cheeks 🥰

    • @itsnarroblox
      @itsnarroblox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AYO?

    • @letrashcan6239
      @letrashcan6239 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@itsnarroblox its called a smile bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @un3kn3own0
    @un3kn3own0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:58 source?

  • @darkii154
    @darkii154 ปีที่แล้ว

    24:15 I saw that shit from a mile away and It never gets old 😂

  • @Vivi_Hanako
    @Vivi_Hanako ปีที่แล้ว

    Even I dont play Rust, every video of Rust by Stimpee. All of em is funni af.

  • @Catswaga
    @Catswaga ปีที่แล้ว

    The first half of the video brought me pure joy. The second I died from laughter. I love how everyones an aussie and its just aussie's flaming eachother

  • @THETYSTEEZ
    @THETYSTEEZ ปีที่แล้ว

    whatever format you would call this genre of editing... its my favorite .

  • @KPOBOCOC
    @KPOBOCOC ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -Are you Stimpee?
    -...Joseph 👌

  • @Ayanami00
    @Ayanami00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:58 bro's soul already got broken now he is about to see abyss

  • @Affektlv
    @Affektlv ปีที่แล้ว

    Love how Stimpee cares so little he calls him Cory in the voiceover

  • @MrGodPowered
    @MrGodPowered 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "you gona be a massive roof camper mate?"
    "no"
    That guy:
    *proceeds to be the biggest cockroach door camper in game*

  • @1745pacman
    @1745pacman ปีที่แล้ว

    3:15 death/kill edit was 👌 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @jwag301
    @jwag301 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolute gold my brotha. one of these days im gonna put all ur vids on a hard drive so ill have something to watch in my bunker before the world ends.

  • @Rebos069
    @Rebos069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:23 that Danderson cameo came outta nowhere💀

  • @Thecargoesvroom
    @Thecargoesvroom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:14 anyone else notice the gun stimpee has equipped is just pasted ontop of his current setup?

  • @thinncrispyy9570
    @thinncrispyy9570 ปีที่แล้ว

    love when you do long videos like this and then top it all off with a hilarious song at the end this made my week thank you so much

  • @gabriella8141
    @gabriella8141 ปีที่แล้ว

    Their response to "My name's Steve-O, bitch" at 23:42 had me rolling lmaooo

  • @oscars4608
    @oscars4608 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Are you gonna be a massive roofcamper?”
    Proceeds to build a literal doorcamp base 😂

  • @thundermonthmarcelo3043
    @thundermonthmarcelo3043 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:45 the best parto bro im dying xdddddddddd

  • @Novous
    @Novous ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching TH-cam videos has convinced me that Rust is actually set in Great Britain. And it is completely devoid of culture. And that's beautiful.

  • @PelicanGM
    @PelicanGM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Stimpee Exp: Big battles, traps, funny interactions
    My Rust Exp: "Boom, Headshot!" respawn. rinse and repeat

  • @jreverie7018
    @jreverie7018 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol good old school Floppy productions for that end song! Banger! Banger video too man :) I don't even play rust but watch you often

  • @loganwebb-tv3te
    @loganwebb-tv3te 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perfect definition of rust : your neighbor judging you but not getting involved.

  • @hootisfowl9301
    @hootisfowl9301 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's nothing more satisfying than going on your first AK rampage

  • @yesiamsureienteredmynameco9874
    @yesiamsureienteredmynameco9874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the fable music to fill the peaceful moments