I feel like this is something every bit life player has done. I personally got to 100% fame and actually got to 6mil normally. I then got rly lucky and gambled upto 50m and it was one of my best lives.
Be a successful thief, like play the mini game where you run around the house collecting valuable objects and money while avoiding sometimes a dog and 2 cops!
Eyy thanks for the shoutout! Good luck with your new career path
Oh my gosh, didn't expect to find you here
No way does this only have 19 likes rn
wagwan kevin
Your videos are the best! One of the funniest videos I’ve seen, consistently
lol A questionable career path at that😅
Just imagine Talia hearing Simon say "We're a pornstar!" lmfao
lmfao
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You know it's gonna be a good video when it's inspired by Kevin
Oh I see a cult member here 😈
@@gagagugu1018 not a cult member per say , an avid enjoyer maybe , don't wanna admit to being part of a cult in this world 🙏🏻
Kevin is one of the GOATs of Bitlife
@@BloxyLmao when I tell you I am binging every piece of content he has ever produced
I remember watching that guy like almost 10 years ago when he used to play GTA
Finding out that miniminter knows call me kevin has made my day, both GOATS!
best simon quote “”we’ll be bisexual, the porn industry is just further open to us””
@sotuur aeei well he just did
Art Zu
I like the fact that Simon is surprised that the hitmen are shady lol
the fact that it was Joe Goldberg was hilarious
All Kevin does is make his characters miserable 🤣🤣🤣
i love the way they are opposites one tries and the other is satan
Kevin and mininter are hilarious 😂
Who's Kevin
@@mazenessam1480 call me Kevin, another popular youtuber made a lot videos on bitlife
Just like him
Your videos are amazing keep it up! 💛
Lmao this was the best bitlife episode yet. His ex wife must have been protected by the gods or something
Probably by the money she took she hired bodyguards or something
Big love for Kevin! Remember Everyone he’s a military GENIUS!
16:15 Joe Goldberg from GTA RP😂😂
No its from a Tv show
6:28 W Simon for that, Depp all the way
Does anyone actually side with amber? I don't remember seeing such unanimous support for something like this ever
@@salahsaadsalah7509 Lots of people used to and there are a few here n there in the livestreams. Also he could have easily said no comment as well
@@salahsaadsalah7509 a lot of ppl do on Twitter
i cant believe he knows kevin, my two worlds combined
you need a world
simon: *is a porn actor, has sex for a job*
also simon: “i haven’t had sex in a while”
CallmeKevin da GOAT no Cap
Simon mentioning Kevin, never expected that to happen
Glad Simon shouted out callmekevin 👍
Simon:That was a good life
Humpy *spent 23 years in prison*
Simon shouting out Kevin is awesome cause I love them both
Yes continue with this series 🙏🏻
I remember my friend playing this game years ago and I didn’t really understand it but watching this series got me hooked and it’s actually really fun
I feel like this is something every bit life player has done. I personally got to 100% fame and actually got to 6mil normally. I then got rly lucky and gambled upto 50m and it was one of my best lives.
I was wondering if you’d ever address Kevin in these bit life videos 👀
Love this bitlife series! Hope Simon tries to pick to have a royal status! :)
Talia just watching Simon trying to kill his wife: 😐
Joe golberg and dexter as Hitman😂
Team Depp all day every day 🙌🏼😂
Aint no way he hired Joe from YOU as his hitman LMAOOOOOO
I was thinking the same thing
so much happened in 10 seconds 8:06
“were now dating her”
“ariana! noooo!”
“i have to buy a house”
“cobbledick”
“69”
Genesis has strong immunity 😂 Never seen someone get this mad for failing to murder a couple of times 😂😂😂
I love how one of the hitmen was called Dexter Morgan lol
The fact that Malala YousafZai follows him 🤣🤣🤣
13:38 🤣🙊 wtfffff Malala Yousafzai
The part where he said "oh my god, I forgot about that" after giving a man HIV was the funniest thing I've heard in a while
I feel so bad for the people watching without headphones
i love how enthusiastic simon is while playing this lol
The coincidence of the words "Depp" and "Heard" being in the same sentence in mad (6:20)
When simon uploads we know it's going to be a good day😄
doesn’t he upload everyday
@@bot8628 he does upload everyday
Bro wants simons popsicle
No
@@3j33 I want that too...
12:02 simons voice crack 🤣😂
Simon Back With Another Banger
Edit: Pls like and reply if u get the pun
9:06 cue the clip of Ethan saying "anyone else got a semi?"
6:29 DW we all agree 💀
Be a successful thief, like play the mini game where you run around the house collecting valuable objects and money while avoiding sometimes a dog and 2 cops!
My mum heard the Phub intro, almost got grounded haha.. 😅
Loll
I’ve been playing BitLife for 3 years and I’m so glad your now playing it
Simon complaining about his wife not liking him like he isn’t flashing his googlies everyday
this has become my favorite intro of all time love u minter
my mum just walked into my room at 6:01
while my laptop was at full volume
I love how it turned from determination to be a po*n star to "I need to off the missus" lol
i’m watching this while connected to my speaker my mom probably thinks i’m weird😭
You should do one as a member of the royal family
Simon please try and become a godfather of the Italian mob
5:09 ALEXA TINKLE HUH?
Do a criminal boss run
Get kevin in the pod, imo
Difficult when Kev lives in Spain
such goated content👏🏽👏🏽
when it was callmekevin idea, it is going to be a great video
Simon was probably rock hard the whole time 😂😂😂
Simon: “how’s it possible to have two kids in 2 years”
*me having a younger brother whose only 11 months younger*
Idea: Do a life where you are a full-on london roadman. Lead a gang, sell drugs etc
Simon u should defo do w2s
W series
thats been the best episode yet ngl, lot more variety in the life
6:29 great to see that simon is team depp😃
yeah lol
oooo try being in the mafia
Epic series 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You should become a mafia boss
next up become W2S itll be hilarious
If only this was uploaded on a Tuesday
Did you guys hear when he said “Malala.. hmm something” 😂
This is one of my favorite series
Still love the bitlife content keep it up
Also tanks you get me out of bad times when i watch your videos and you make me happy
Simon not knowing who Malala Yousafzai is though 😂
Become boris Johnson for your next life lol
13:10😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“Will depp get heard”
The Kevin shoutout😭😭
You should do an episode as a criminal/gangster
mad that the hitman he hired is literally joe goldberg from you hahahaha
You should be a pstar in real life ya know
Never thought I'd see this upload from miniminter
You should do a video where you carry on living as your children for 3-4 generations
You should do a video trying to get $1 billion (tip: be a pop star and do world tours and buy property)
It may take 4 or 5 generations to do
Simon you can set it in the settings so each age up only does 6 months so that each life can last longer and you can do more things.
I remember doing this years ago this game has a lot of things to do honestly
i was watching this through speakers and that intro got me so many questions
Man wtf 😂😂
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought the title said "in real life "😂😂😂
next he will become one in real life
My door was open when that sound just came on 😂😂😂
Yessssss Call me Kevin is the guy😄😄😄
talia seeing this, hiring max body guards in case simon hires a hitman LOL
Simon made Zangeef 😂😂😂😂
Simon got flashbacks when seeing Harley Sticky because of Benidorm 😂😂😂
We need a sidemen, CallMeKevin, and jacksepticeye collab
plz post ur review on batman
This guy never run out of content
do one video being a mafia gangster
I think you should join the mafia in your next vid and try and get to the top. Love your videos💜💜
SPEC OPS next the hardest one