He probably has titanic in his name because he is water weight or smth and since the real titanic is a ship, but titanic 5000 has nothing to do with icebergs so I guess it's just a saying but he doesn't think he is the actual boat-
Tbh, he is. Cuz, imagine ur full of water and u weigh 5000 kg, and u go to a boxing place and ur opponent comes up to u and starts hitting u in the stomach and it hurts cuz u drank too much, and it's hard to fight cuz u weigh to much which makes ur punches slow, that would be a bad life, this man needs to go to the doctor-
I managed to get a few infractions that titanic 5000 committed in the rules of boxing. First of all is his weight class. HE IS 5000 KILOGRAMS! *THAT 11,000 POUNDS IN TOTAL!* Don’t just fight him, just- TAKE HIM TO A HOSPITAL, due to the fact HE DRANK A CHEMICAL WATER FILLED SWIMMING POOL! This guy will be lucky if he ever moves again! Next up is punches. He does a back hand strike which you can’t do. And not to mention the little fact that HE FALLS ON HIS OPPONENT! IT FEELS LIKE HE IS DRINKING 5000 KG OF WATER ON PURPOUSE! That leaves Titanic 5000 with 6 infractions, which is- *too* shy of king hippo. This is his over all infraction list. Infraction 1: *WAY* overboard with weight class Infraction 2: back hand punches Infraction 3: Drinking a pool as training Infraction 4: Too much water. Infraction 5: Being sick in a boxing match. (After drinking a swimming pool) Infraction 6: Falling foward on their opponent, which may lead to breaking bones. Suggest for these infractions to never happen again: JUST RETIRE, IF YOU ARE SICK FROM DRINKING 5K KG Rank: F-
So he actually swings in a pattern (the middle swings you have to side dodge, then two horizontal swings you have to duck), but his first swing is random. You can spot the middle swings because there's a VERY brief moment where you can see his eye on the right before he spins around. But yeah he's really tricky to learn.
I see people either fail miserably in this boss fight or obliterate him before the best part of the song starts
I was the former
0:16 I was not expecting the vineboom spam, holy shit that made me laugh out loud.
Titanic 5000:im most powerful
Freeze boy:you know how Titanic drowned?
The protagonist can actually be scaled to have incredible durability to survive a 5000 kg (11000lbs in freedom units) falling on him at least twice
Wow
Blud thinks he’s the “🚢🧊”
💀
He probably has titanic in his name because he is water weight or smth and since the real titanic is a ship, but titanic 5000 has nothing to do with icebergs so I guess it's just a saying but he doesn't think he is the actual boat-
He looks hurt
Water poisoning maybe
Tbh, he is. Cuz, imagine ur full of water and u weigh 5000 kg, and u go to a boxing place and ur opponent comes up to u and starts hitting u in the stomach and it hurts cuz u drank too much, and it's hard to fight cuz u weigh to much which makes ur punches slow, that would be a bad life, this man needs to go to the doctor-
He needs liposuction
The "Nikocado avocado"statement aged horribly I guess he was always"two steps ahead"
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I managed to get a few infractions that titanic 5000 committed in the rules of boxing.
First of all is his weight class. HE IS 5000 KILOGRAMS! *THAT 11,000 POUNDS IN TOTAL!* Don’t just fight him, just- TAKE HIM TO A HOSPITAL, due to the fact HE DRANK A CHEMICAL WATER FILLED SWIMMING POOL! This guy will be lucky if he ever moves again!
Next up is punches. He does a back hand strike which you can’t do. And not to mention the little fact that HE FALLS ON HIS OPPONENT! IT FEELS LIKE HE IS DRINKING 5000 KG OF WATER ON PURPOUSE!
That leaves Titanic 5000 with 6 infractions, which is- *too* shy of king hippo.
This is his over all infraction list.
Infraction 1: *WAY* overboard with weight class
Infraction 2: back hand punches
Infraction 3: Drinking a pool as training
Infraction 4: Too much water.
Infraction 5: Being sick in a boxing match. (After drinking a swimming pool)
Infraction 6: Falling foward on their opponent, which may lead to breaking bones.
Suggest for these infractions to never happen again: JUST RETIRE, IF YOU ARE SICK FROM DRINKING 5K KG
Rank: F-
Oh wow bumbles mcfumbles is gonna have a trip with this game @bumblesmcfumbles
What about the hat?
@@Nondescrairy that’s his Afro.
@@teamtrivettrules.2011 I never see a guy box with an afro before.
He hits the mat multiple times during the match
How the hell are you supposed to know which way he goes to swing
That's the neat part. Ya don't. He's a later boss for a reason
So he actually swings in a pattern (the middle swings you have to side dodge, then two horizontal swings you have to duck), but his first swing is random. You can spot the middle swings because there's a VERY brief moment where you can see his eye on the right before he spins around. But yeah he's really tricky to learn.
The nikado avacado part aged poorly
Yeah who could have thought of that glow up lol
Rip guy diving
YOO this vid blew up
caseoh
You don't see dtr boss
Okay that is too far.
Not only that but how disrespectful that is. I will not accept fat shaming
Ni##acoda avocado
I'm not racist. I have the pass
The pass dosent mean shit in real life
@@honeymakerminecraftplays5174 you've got a point lol
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