The Morbius sequel is gonna have a scene where someone tells him to "morb all over those guys" and Morbius will be like "that's not a thing what are you even saying", then it'll come back at the end and Jared Leto will unironically say "it's Morbing time" and world peace will be achieved
I went to see Morbius with a friend the other day, and it was unironically the best cinema experience I’ve ever had. The theatre was COMPLETELY empty, so we could make all the morb jokes we wanted as loud as we wanted, was the fuckin best
ok. I have a morbius story. Somebody in my local fighting games discord posted a weird ass link in my memes channel. I'm dumb, so I bite. I click the link. It downloads a file. The file is a 240p video of fucking morbius. I laugh it off and give the guy props for posting the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a memes channel. A few days later, I'm hanging out at home in a snowstorm, and the fucking power went out. I had fucking nothing to do for like 6 hours. I got desperate. I watched my 240p downloaded copy of morbius. The audio quality was incomprehensible. The action scenes were a blur of black and dark grey with an occasional splash of Jared Leto or Matt Smith's face. It was the most miserable movie watching experience of my life. 100/100 I morbed so hard.
16:24 The best part is. Even in the comics where Vampires are real and do exist (Thanks Blade) Morbius is still a fake science vampire. It's the best, lamest! Though to be fair that just makes him the bat version of the Lizard so I shouldn't cast too much shade
Though he is science Vampire it was his bite that made Blade super badass in the comic, before then he was just a dude who couldn't get turned into a vampire.
@@P0rk_Sinigang I kind of liked it because in that panel, Odin was saying science and magic are the same thing: Knowledge used to create. It actually made him come off as wise.
Pat really hit the nail on the head that everyone is really having a lot of fun with Morbius right now because absolutely no one has seen it or has any idea what happens in the movie. When a movie goes unobserved, it can truly be as funny as we want it to be!
Morbius's title of "The Living Vampire!" only makes sense in the context of a world where Vampires exist and a super hero is based around hunting them!
Fun fact: Near the end of Morbius, Morbius creates a weaponised anti coagulant to use against the villain, saying "To bats it's lethal... To humans it's deadly..." This one isn't a bit he actually says this someone was paid to write this
My favorite thing about Morbius is the actual, tangible smell of desperation that wafts into your nostrils for the entirety of the post credits scene. Sony is screaming at the top of their lungs "HEY, HEY, ASSOCIATE OUR AWFUL DOGSHIT WITH THE GOOD THING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE, THEY ARE TOTALLY THE SAME THING" and nobody buys it for even a second. It's like the loser cousin of a really cool celebrity who knows their only hope of even a shred of relevance is to remind you, constantly, of their relative with actual talent, hoping this will fool you into thinking _they_ are talented as well.
Honestly that part mildly disgusted me because that basically told me "Yeah, we're really gonna drag out who has the 'real' rights to make a spiderman movie" and we all know how *that* ends, like when Fox tried to hang onto the Fantastic Four and X-men movie rights, the mouse ever hungers
This movie has become the new twin peaks. No one has actually seen it, yet it's the most talked about piece of media at the moment. I'm sure executives are baffled.
@@zombyjano And those people will be wrong because said creator openly admits most of it means nothing and wasn’t supposed to mean anything to begin with.
I would like to extend a congratulations to Rank10Yugioh for changing the whole perception of this movie. The whole thing will never be separated from it's morbin' time now and it's all thanks to him.
26:50 Woolie is actually touching on a thought I had earlier about how this movie could have been really good. Now, I will say, I barely know much about Comic Morbius, but I loved him from the 90's Spider-man cartoon. That did a really good job of introducing him as a sympathetic villain; a fellow student of Dr Connars, working on gene manipulation who gets gene spliced by accident and genuinely struggles with an uncontrollable need to feed. He then progresses to get more and more control over his encounters with spider-man, leading to my point: There was a subplot where Morbuis & Blade team up to go kill the Vampire Queen (who was like Blade's mother IIRC). If Sony had pulled of getting Disney to let them use Blade, I'd have actually gone to see that movie. Edit: I got excited when Woolie started talking about it and paused literally the second before he said exactly the same thing as me v.v
I can’t wait for the Disney+ spin-off show called “Morb and Mindy” where Morbius gets an apartment with a spunky young woman and they get into all sorts of Morby hijinks.
the way Pat describes it, he makes it sounds like an episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Morbius sounds like Dr. Rick Dagles MD including visiting a kid to show how kind he is.
So... what's really funny here is that Morbius, as a vampire, is actually a really dangerous dude specifically because he's NOT an ACTUAL vampire. Like, *BLADE* fights *ACTUAL* vampires and those guys are maybe only half as deadly as Morbius. Morbius can drink your blood with his fucking hands. He can TOUCH you, and drain you of your blood. He CAN go out in sunlight he just doesnt like it. His transformation into a freaky pale vampire guy is 100% voluntary so he can LOOK like a regular dude whenever he wants to (I mean he still kinda looks like a vampire, but like, in 'mall vampire' sense). The equipment that works specifically for vampires (holy symbols, holy water, etc) doesnt work on him unless it'd probably kill a normal human being (a stake through the heart would kill fucking Captain America, you dont need to be a vampire for that shit to work). He's more like Mr. Hyde from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen than he is a vampire. But. On top of all of that. Morbius is an irredeemable piece of shit. He's just an enormous, self focused deuchebag who beefs with scientists more successful than him, and kidnaps women who reject his creepy advances. The only time that isnt the case is when Blade is after his ass for being *JUST* vampire enough to be worth killing when there's no more pressing vampires to kill. My point is -- Morbius is a fucking terrible, C or D list villain. I have NO idea why you'd make HIM the star of a movie. Like... you could probably make a better movie for Chameleon, and that guy's fucking gimmick is "Face Off, except it's anybody". Scorpion is another guy you could do -- he even could have gone the way the Joker movie went and try to make him an honestly sympathetic character who just loses his damn mind, he's a short, fat, ugly little man with few prospects in life, a wife who's cheating on him, and no way up or out. He's like Pat, if Paige wasnt a decent human being. But... we get Morbius. You can clearly tell they WANTED to make their "Joker" movie, Leto was almost specifically cast so they could try and bank on his experience with the role of Joker to sell the Morbius movie as Marvel's Joker movie... but people forget nobody liked him as the Joker, for the LESS THAN AN HOUR OF SCREEN TIME, ACROSS *3* MOVIES that he played him in. It's just like... I can't even fathom the decision to do Morbius. The LAST vampire movie to hit the big screen was that miserable Dracula movie! That's how long it's been since we got a vampire movie, because Twilight did a good job of killing the interest in that genre before then, and Dracula reminded us why vampire action flicks all suck.
Honestly I was really hoping that Scorpion would be the main villain of Venom 2 before it was announced that it would be directly Carnage, because Venom and Scorpion do have a history in the comics and it would be a great villain to put up against Venom specifically so he isn't just fighting other Symbiotes all the time, while also building up Carnage by having Eddie visit Cletus in prison to try and get more info or into the mindset of another criminal while trying to stop Scorpion or figure out what he's thinking. But of course Carnage did happen and they wasted the best Venom villain possible on the second movie because no one was smart enough to think of any other ideas. Like I don't even know who the Sinister Six would even fight if Sony was lucky enough to have their Marvel movies last long enough to introduce 3 other members into their movies, but with how unoriginal they are I'm betting it would be another Symbiote, another vampire, some guy in a shitty rip off Vulture suit, or some generic made up bullshit with Goons that the team can rag doll with only one main villain that fights other similar team members and never some one like Venom who's CGI would make the fight look awkward because it isn't another Symbiote CGI Model fighting them.
@@ethicalcheeze1407 Listen. I get it. Kate Beckinsale is phenominally hot. She has both goth, *and* milf energy. It's a powerful combo! I know, I know... But. Them movies wasn't good, mans. I _know_ it's hard! But. You gotta divorce your feelings for leather clad women in their 40s from your critique of film. It will be hard. Turgid, even. But, I have faith in you. I _know_ you can do it...
@@nananamamana3591 No... NO!! I will never stop loving those movies! Underworld is great (the first two at least), and I will hold these opinions until the DAY I DIE!!! BACK! BACK, YOU SAVAGES!! lol
The way Pat describes the scenes with Morbius and that little girl reminds me of that bit in the first episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. When Matthew Holness talks to that kid in a hospital bed and the kid tells him they should be paying him a hero's wage and then never shows up again because he only exists to make him look like a caring doctor. lol
@@kyubiiofrage There’s stuff like Berserk where you can look after little kids without making it look tacky or forced. DBZ or One Piece do it well too.
Okay so not only is the movie wrong about vampire bats being the only creature to feed on blood, but also it’s wrong in that vampire bats don’t exclusively feed on blood, they eat moths too!
Morbius telling the Blob that they're not dissimilar as they're both morbidly a beast made me shed a tear. Truly, a character development moment of all time.
@@ricoanderson6626 Josstice League is the worst modern DC movie by far, Suicide Squad sucks but, that train wreck version of the Avengers is even worse.
I can’t wait for them to make Deadpool 3, where one of the running gags is that Wade is incredibly uncharacteristically terrified of one of the supporting characters or villains in the movie is played by Jared Leto out of fear that it’ll curse the movie to be dogshit
Honestly I don't think the Holland Spider-Man movies are *that good*, but Sony's misunderstanding of what works for this franchise is on a whole other level; it actually makes me concerned for their intentions toward the Spider-Verse stuff - splitting the next one into two films feels like enough of a cash-grab, to say nothing of the spin-offs they want.
There’s plenty of people who criticise or rag on the Home-Spidey movies because everyone has their particular version of Spider-Man that they like and judge other versions by. But compared to Venom movies and Morbius films, Homecoming, Far From Home and No Way might as well be The Dark Knight or Logan in comparison. The difference in quality, effort and writing is night and day.
I read a crappy teen vampire story in highschool where they did the blood bag thing and the gimmick was the blood being part of a living thing loses potency over time being removed from that thing. Its basically crazy diamond rules as to what counts as part of an object
I hope you know that with all of these memes you're going to make Morbius 2 happen where they all act like they were in on the joke the whole time. P.S. After recent events, I have decided I am Wrong. You morbheads are pretty alright.
That is my fear, that people get so caught up in the Morbs that they accidentally make the movie into a success. I do not need Sony to learn they can make an awful spiderverse with no actual spiderman, leading up to an awful sinister six movie with NO ONE TO FIGHT
I honestly don't care, I hope there's a Morbius 2. I literally lose nothing out of this. Sony will throw money at it, and I'm gonna just wait and see the reception before probably sailing the high seas to experience all the Morb action. People are fearing this as if they have any stakes in this, lol. Just don't pay to see the film? It's not your company losing money over this, man.
My mother, a HUGE Marvel fan since childhood, unironically wants to go see this film now because she’s getting all of the memes and none of the sarcasm and thinks it sounds like the coolest most action packed romp of a film to be released yet. Which is absolutely hilarious because she actually has taste, loved Strange2 and the Cap movies and hated Venom.
I would pay so much to see Pat redub the entire movie, the way he describes scenes as characters and randomly throwing in the word Morb cracks me up so much
I remember the comic addressed why he couldn't just use bloodbank blood, something about the anticoagulants being toxic in the sheer ammount of the blood he'd need to drink.
It's so wild to me that so much discussion is going around about that one guy in the Spider-Man cartoon who was a vampire but couldn't say "blood" so he had to drink plasma.
The conspiracy theory is that someone had a sudden change of heart after the first trailer dropped and cut down the film to be less comedic and downplay the spider-man connections. This is why the film was pushed from January to April and most of the first trailer is not in the final release.
Gonna spoil some of the fun and clarify Morbius says vampire bats are the only *mammal* to feed off of blood. So Letos intern at least googled that one properly before finishing the script
Literally just came from the most recent Adeptus Ridiculous where everyone in the live chat was getting morbed up and I was extremely confused. This didn't help much, but it's more context than none.
As a Morbius fan in the 90s, I appreciate Woolie being a Blade fan in the 90s, and knowing that the two have history. A Wesley Snipes Cameo would have been great too.
When Mengsk said "I made you into a Morbius, Kerrigan!" and Kerrigan was like "You made us all into Morbius" and all I can say is that I can relate to that.
Just because they said he got his "doctorate at 19" during the ceremony doesn't mean he was 19 at that time. I know, I know, it's Morbius, but come on man; such a little thing to get lost over in a movie full of plenty of confusing shit.
20:39 I'll tell you why. Sony having the rights to "Spider-man" means they have the rights to all of his villains, so they "let" Marvel use those villains just like they "let" Marvel use Spider-man; I mean, not exactly as the Spider-man movies are "technically" Sony made Disney just "helps". So Sony can totally just be like "we own this character so they're in the venomverse now." I guess as long as whatever contract they have with Disney for those Spider-man movies doesn't have a clause against it or whatever.
imagine if john michael "i'm beginning to morb" morbius gets a cameo in one of the mainline movies and jared leto somehow got the best acting in that movie
17:00 I bet you that was a Tokyo Ghoul reference. In the anime, the Ghouls are basically anime vampires with anime powers and to keep their bloodlust in check, they have a little cafe that rations out human meat, but it also serves coffee to suppress their hunger.
The plight of Morbius is one of the few truly *hilarious* things I’ve ever heard. I had no idea how bad it actually was until one of my friends told me on our way home from a road trip. I was cackling like the Joker (Hamill’s Joker, not you Leto 🖕) for over an hour. The real kicker was that fans gaslit Sony into rereleasing it and it did EVEN WORSE the second time. And it got released on April 1st. You can’t make this shit up. Leto isn’t the Joker, but he is a fucking clown. 🤡
The bit where a wig from his classic comicbook design falls on his head and he goes "not in a morbillion years" was kinda weird, not gonna lie.
Really a slap in the face to the real Morbanatics out there
"I'm just not that guy anymorb"
@@23kurtzy I wanted that disco collar so bad.
You win.
It was a little weird when it first happened, but then they did it at the end of like every scene. I don't know what they were thinking
When Morbius and the antagonist team up to fight the actual baddies and goes "now you deal with MorbiUS" I popped off.
"What are we some kind of Morbsqaud?"
My favorite part was when Morbius' twin brother Morebius showed up to help him out
"Oh no you morbiDON'T"
I started crying when the Anti-Morb showed up and Morbius said, “You either live by the Morb or Die by the Morb.”
God I wished that happened...
I can't believe Pat actually said it has a problem with stakes and neither of them realised
The Morbius sequel is gonna have a scene where someone tells him to "morb all over those guys" and Morbius will be like "that's not a thing what are you even saying", then it'll come back at the end and Jared Leto will unironically say "it's Morbing time" and world peace will be achieved
That unironically sounds like something Spider-Man would say to him
You're right, Mysterious Jojo
I think they'll tease it, but won't have him actually say the line until Morbius 3 for maximum delayed gratification.
"Not in a million years"
So like the Fantastic Four movie where Human Torch is the one who comes up with "it's clobbering time!" and Thing says it later on?
When Dr. Michael Morbius decides to go all out and says "Alright, no *more B.S.* " it was peak cinema
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I would give this mor(b)e likes if I could
That is ridiculously clever. Very nice 👍
I went to see Morbius with a friend the other day, and it was unironically the best cinema experience I’ve ever had. The theatre was COMPLETELY empty, so we could make all the morb jokes we wanted as loud as we wanted, was the fuckin best
What a great way to morb out.
Dedicated morbheads for LYFE.
Well that already makes it better than many other bad movies that came out in the past 10 years.
Do you want to get rocky horror picture show style fans? Because this is how you get rocky horror picture show fans.
Being cringe poggers
When Woolie asked how the morbaction was, Pat really did miss a beat by not answering that it was morbaverage.
I raise you 'morbaight'
It was morbin' awesome!!!!
We'll, Pat is short, so it went over his head.
Fucked up that there are people coming back from the movie and bein genuinely shocked that he doesn’t actually say ‘It’s Morbin Time’
It's pretty fucked up that people saw the movie and it was so good they *forgot* he actually totally says "It's Morbin Time"
Pat said he didn't say it so by the rules of crazy talk he totally actually does say it.
Pat confirms there were scenes cut from the movie, so *obviously* the morbin' cut of Morbius was only shown in some theaters.
It's fucked up the filmakers forgot to shoot that scene
He didn't say it, but he totally thought it.
"Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go Morb out... just this once."
ok. I have a morbius story. Somebody in my local fighting games discord posted a weird ass link in my memes channel. I'm dumb, so I bite. I click the link. It downloads a file. The file is a 240p video of fucking morbius. I laugh it off and give the guy props for posting the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a memes channel. A few days later, I'm hanging out at home in a snowstorm, and the fucking power went out. I had fucking nothing to do for like 6 hours. I got desperate. I watched my 240p downloaded copy of morbius. The audio quality was incomprehensible. The action scenes were a blur of black and dark grey with an occasional splash of Jared Leto or Matt Smith's face. It was the most miserable movie watching experience of my life. 100/100 I morbed so hard.
Reminds me of how I used to watch Shark Tales, Shrek and Sonic X on my Game Boy Advance sp
The guy hooked you up, a true morbrother.
Woolies "I liked it" in response to being sandbagged is always funnier than the joke he told
When Morbius was told "What are you, some kind of Joker?" my cinema audience completely lost it.
"Do you bleed? I hope you do, because I love blood."
Pain
No way. Is that actual line?
16:24 The best part is. Even in the comics where Vampires are real and do exist (Thanks Blade) Morbius is still a fake science vampire. It's the best, lamest!
Though to be fair that just makes him the bat version of the Lizard so I shouldn't cast too much shade
Though he is science Vampire it was his bite that made Blade super badass in the comic, before then he was just a dude who couldn't get turned into a vampire.
Funny thing is Jason Aaron's Avengers, friggin Odin actually counter this argument and said even if it's by science, Morbius was still a true vampire.
@@wdcain1 lol, that's a Jason Aaron move, alright
@@P0rk_Sinigang I kind of liked it because in that panel, Odin was saying science and magic are the same thing: Knowledge used to create. It actually made him come off as wise.
@@P0rk_Sinigang I don’t get this Jason Aaron hate, his Thor run was great.
"he morbs in the cave"
He just like me fr fr
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Pat really hit the nail on the head that everyone is really having a lot of fun with Morbius right now because absolutely no one has seen it or has any idea what happens in the movie. When a movie goes unobserved, it can truly be as funny as we want it to be!
Morbius's title of "The Living Vampire!" only makes sense in the context of a world where Vampires exist and a super hero is based around hunting them!
*aggresive techno music intensifies*
It’s good to hear the Morb sweep has breached the gates of Great Castle Super Beast
“He’s his little friend from the blood orphanage.”
....a Morb’phanage?
Boo
Woooooooooooooo!
Oh wow, I haven't seen you in forever, Pickles
Fun fact: Near the end of Morbius, Morbius creates a weaponised anti coagulant to use against the villain, saying "To bats it's lethal... To humans it's deadly..."
This one isn't a bit he actually says this someone was paid to write this
Fun fact : Morbius absorbs Spider-Man in the end of credits cameo to create Spider-Morb. And then he says It’s Morbin Time.
I know its a meme to put words in the morbmans mouth.
But did he actually say this?
Morbidies when he is Morbikilled. What is Morbidead may never Morbidie.
@@music79075 yes this one is actually real. You can tell because it's badly written which is on brand for Sony movies
@@zanethezaniest274 It IS the number 1 Morbius movie ever made
My favorite thing about Morbius is the actual, tangible smell of desperation that wafts into your nostrils for the entirety of the post credits scene. Sony is screaming at the top of their lungs "HEY, HEY, ASSOCIATE OUR AWFUL DOGSHIT WITH THE GOOD THING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE, THEY ARE TOTALLY THE SAME THING" and nobody buys it for even a second. It's like the loser cousin of a really cool celebrity who knows their only hope of even a shred of relevance is to remind you, constantly, of their relative with actual talent, hoping this will fool you into thinking _they_ are talented as well.
Associate their awful dogshit with disneys awful dogshit?
The Frank Stallone of movies.
The Chet Hanks of post-credits scenes
Honestly that part mildly disgusted me because that basically told me "Yeah, we're really gonna drag out who has the 'real' rights to make a spiderman movie" and we all know how *that* ends, like when Fox tried to hang onto the Fantastic Four and X-men movie rights, the mouse ever hungers
@@RenegadeSparks oh the mouse, you mean Disney. because Mickey Mouse. how clever!
I loved the time Morbius said "Maybe there is a bit of morb in all of us." Made me tear right up.
This movie has become the new twin peaks. No one has actually seen it, yet it's the most talked about piece of media at the moment. I'm sure executives are baffled.
And probably equally so there'll be people calling it pretentious on the creator's part.
@@zombyjano
And those people will be wrong because said creator openly admits most of it means nothing and wasn’t supposed to mean anything to begin with.
I loved when he kamehameha'd some bats at Mat Smith in the end, totally just Morb'd all over that guy
I'm gonna Morb
I'm gonna Morb
So damn *hard*
I honestly can't tell if this is a spoiler or not and I don't know if I want to find out if you're lying or not.
@@lordanzu8763 Oh, it is real. And just as stupid and ridiculous as you could imagine.
@@lordanzu8763 the Bathamehameha is totally real.
Hilariously enough, this is a real thing, but Morbhaters, who don't contribute anything to society, will never believe it.
Morbius changed my life, when Mr. morbius said “I’m going to morb!!” I can’t wait to watch it for the first time
Amazing
Michael Morbius did not spend 8 years in morbical school getting his doctorate for you to call him "Mr. Morbius."
@@einherjarvalk my apologies to Dr. Morbius his break out hit inspires me
The glorification of the word “morb” has definitely changed my life
The moment he saved Morbina and she said "I'm going to morb two!", confirming the sequel.
Brilliant.
I would like to extend a congratulations to Rank10Yugioh for changing the whole perception of this movie.
The whole thing will never be separated from it's morbin' time now and it's all thanks to him.
Your too late Anti-Morb! I’ve summoned the Morb Orb! The most powerful red orb in the universe!
Rorbs for Morbs
@@Tayletubby Gotta get the Porbs to extend your Morb Trigger
@@ExaltedUriel Foolishness, Dante... Morb controls everything
All I wanna do is ponder my Morb
@@Tayletubby Give me your morb. No way, you've got your own. But I want yours too.
STAND BACK, I AM BEGINNING TO MORB!
STAND BACK, THERE'S A MORBICANE COMING THROUGH!
26:50 Woolie is actually touching on a thought I had earlier about how this movie could have been really good. Now, I will say, I barely know much about Comic Morbius, but I loved him from the 90's Spider-man cartoon. That did a really good job of introducing him as a sympathetic villain; a fellow student of Dr Connars, working on gene manipulation who gets gene spliced by accident and genuinely struggles with an uncontrollable need to feed. He then progresses to get more and more control over his encounters with spider-man, leading to my point: There was a subplot where Morbuis & Blade team up to go kill the Vampire Queen (who was like Blade's mother IIRC). If Sony had pulled of getting Disney to let them use Blade, I'd have actually gone to see that movie.
Edit: I got excited when Woolie started talking about it and paused literally the second before he said exactly the same thing as me v.v
upon hearing the infamous "That's my secret Cap. I'm always Morbin" I've morbed in real time right then and there
It was so much morb than I could ever have expected
More morb than you expected but less morb than you hoped
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Can't wait for Morbius but it gets faster every time someone says "morb"
I can’t wait for the Disney+ spin-off show called “Morb and Mindy” where Morbius gets an apartment with a spunky young woman and they get into all sorts of Morby hijinks.
"I'm starting to Morb" is such a funny fucking line. It's so nonsensical and completely insane.
the way Pat describes it, he makes it sounds like an episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Morbius sounds like Dr. Rick Dagles MD including visiting a kid to show how kind he is.
So... what's really funny here is that Morbius, as a vampire, is actually a really dangerous dude specifically because he's NOT an ACTUAL vampire. Like, *BLADE* fights *ACTUAL* vampires and those guys are maybe only half as deadly as Morbius.
Morbius can drink your blood with his fucking hands. He can TOUCH you, and drain you of your blood. He CAN go out in sunlight he just doesnt like it. His transformation into a freaky pale vampire guy is 100% voluntary so he can LOOK like a regular dude whenever he wants to (I mean he still kinda looks like a vampire, but like, in 'mall vampire' sense). The equipment that works specifically for vampires (holy symbols, holy water, etc) doesnt work on him unless it'd probably kill a normal human being (a stake through the heart would kill fucking Captain America, you dont need to be a vampire for that shit to work). He's more like Mr. Hyde from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen than he is a vampire.
But. On top of all of that. Morbius is an irredeemable piece of shit. He's just an enormous, self focused deuchebag who beefs with scientists more successful than him, and kidnaps women who reject his creepy advances. The only time that isnt the case is when Blade is after his ass for being *JUST* vampire enough to be worth killing when there's no more pressing vampires to kill.
My point is -- Morbius is a fucking terrible, C or D list villain. I have NO idea why you'd make HIM the star of a movie.
Like... you could probably make a better movie for Chameleon, and that guy's fucking gimmick is "Face Off, except it's anybody". Scorpion is another guy you could do -- he even could have gone the way the Joker movie went and try to make him an honestly sympathetic character who just loses his damn mind, he's a short, fat, ugly little man with few prospects in life, a wife who's cheating on him, and no way up or out. He's like Pat, if Paige wasnt a decent human being.
But... we get Morbius. You can clearly tell they WANTED to make their "Joker" movie, Leto was almost specifically cast so they could try and bank on his experience with the role of Joker to sell the Morbius movie as Marvel's Joker movie... but people forget nobody liked him as the Joker, for the LESS THAN AN HOUR OF SCREEN TIME, ACROSS *3* MOVIES that he played him in.
It's just like... I can't even fathom the decision to do Morbius. The LAST vampire movie to hit the big screen was that miserable Dracula movie! That's how long it's been since we got a vampire movie, because Twilight did a good job of killing the interest in that genre before then, and Dracula reminded us why vampire action flicks all suck.
Honestly I was really hoping that Scorpion would be the main villain of Venom 2 before it was announced that it would be directly Carnage, because Venom and Scorpion do have a history in the comics and it would be a great villain to put up against Venom specifically so he isn't just fighting other Symbiotes all the time, while also building up Carnage by having Eddie visit Cletus in prison to try and get more info or into the mindset of another criminal while trying to stop Scorpion or figure out what he's thinking.
But of course Carnage did happen and they wasted the best Venom villain possible on the second movie because no one was smart enough to think of any other ideas. Like I don't even know who the Sinister Six would even fight if Sony was lucky enough to have their Marvel movies last long enough to introduce 3 other members into their movies, but with how unoriginal they are I'm betting it would be another Symbiote, another vampire, some guy in a shitty rip off Vulture suit, or some generic made up bullshit with Goons that the team can rag doll with only one main villain that fights other similar team members and never some one like Venom who's CGI would make the fight look awkward because it isn't another Symbiote CGI Model fighting them.
Hey man, Underworld was the SHIT
@@ethicalcheeze1407
Listen.
I get it.
Kate Beckinsale is phenominally hot.
She has both goth, *and* milf energy. It's a powerful combo! I know, I know...
But. Them movies wasn't good, mans. I _know_ it's hard! But. You gotta divorce your feelings for leather clad women in their 40s from your critique of film.
It will be hard. Turgid, even. But, I have faith in you. I _know_ you can do it...
@@nananamamana3591 No... NO!! I will never stop loving those movies! Underworld is great (the first two at least), and I will hold these opinions until the DAY I DIE!!!
BACK! BACK, YOU SAVAGES!!
lol
Van Hellsing is a cinematic masterpiece and I'll feed you to Jared Leto if you say otherwise
The way Pat describes the scenes with Morbius and that little girl reminds me of that bit in the first episode of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. When Matthew Holness talks to that kid in a hospital bed and the kid tells him they should be paying him a hero's wage and then never shows up again because he only exists to make him look like a caring doctor. lol
“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards!”
@@kyubiiofrage There’s stuff like Berserk where you can look after little kids without making it look tacky or forced. DBZ or One Piece do it well too.
@@li-limandragon9287 oh, I know. I’m just quoting the show.
Thought of the same thing when Pat mentioned it. What are the chances the creators of Morbius watched Darkplace but took it seriously?
@@kyubiiofrage Gotta watch the one , its got the IT Crowd guys in it.
So...when this hits DVD...someone IS gonna redub the whole movie to give it the script it deserves, right?
God that sounds like a fun thing to do with friends/a discord group.
If Snapcube and friends can do a dub of Spider-Man PS4 and Until Dawn then they can do this
Still refuse to watch Morbious but man does this segment always put a smile on my face. Perfect cure when I feel I'm starting to morb
WHERE MY MORBHEADS AT?
THE MORBIUSSWEEP IS RUNNING WILD!
Okay so not only is the movie wrong about vampire bats being the only creature to feed on blood, but also it’s wrong in that vampire bats don’t exclusively feed on blood, they eat moths too!
Morbius telling the Blob that they're not dissimilar as they're both morbidly a beast made me shed a tear. Truly, a character development moment of all time.
MIGHTY MORBIN' POWER RANGERS
Jared Leto: Bad DC movie
Jared Leto: Bad Marvel movie
Perfectly balanced. Unlike his performance.
Worst modern DC and Marvel movie.
Super balanced.
@@ricoanderson6626 Josstice League is the worst modern DC movie by far, Suicide Squad sucks but, that train wreck version of the Avengers is even worse.
I can’t wait for them to make Deadpool 3, where one of the running gags is that Wade is incredibly uncharacteristically terrified of one of the supporting characters or villains in the movie is played by Jared Leto out of fear that it’ll curse the movie to be dogshit
Honestly I don't think the Holland Spider-Man movies are *that good*, but Sony's misunderstanding of what works for this franchise is on a whole other level; it actually makes me concerned for their intentions toward the Spider-Verse stuff - splitting the next one into two films feels like enough of a cash-grab, to say nothing of the spin-offs they want.
There’s plenty of people who criticise or rag on the Home-Spidey movies because everyone has their particular version of Spider-Man that they like and judge other versions by. But compared to Venom movies and Morbius films, Homecoming, Far From Home and No Way might as well be The Dark Knight or Logan in comparison. The difference in quality, effort and writing is night and day.
I read a crappy teen vampire story in highschool where they did the blood bag thing and the gimmick was the blood being part of a living thing loses potency over time being removed from that thing. Its basically crazy diamond rules as to what counts as part of an object
Really missed the opportunity to include the line "This one's for you, Morb!"
Holy shit, I laughed out loud at my place of work, dude.
Love that scene in Schindler's List
"Here's lookin' at you, Morb."
Liam neeson gives that old lady the necklace “this one’s for you morph.” Such an iconic cinematic moment.
I hope you know that with all of these memes you're going to make Morbius 2 happen where they all act like they were in on the joke the whole time.
P.S. After recent events, I have decided I am Wrong. You morbheads are pretty alright.
That reminds me, I'm surprised they didn't bring up Ugly Sonic on this podcast lol.
That is my fear, that people get so caught up in the Morbs that they accidentally make the movie into a success. I do not need Sony to learn they can make an awful spiderverse with no actual spiderman, leading up to an awful sinister six movie with NO ONE TO FIGHT
@@Dragonsmana They did.
I honestly don't care, I hope there's a Morbius 2. I literally lose nothing out of this.
Sony will throw money at it, and I'm gonna just wait and see the reception before probably sailing the high seas to experience all the Morb action.
People are fearing this as if they have any stakes in this, lol. Just don't pay to see the film? It's not your company losing money over this, man.
I thought that was what we wanted.
You could literally tell me anything happens in this movie and I'd probably believe you
Mat Smith has a dance scene that includes him psyching himself up by Morbing out.
imagine if this movie released during 2012 and with the mat smith dance? tumblr would have fucking exploded.
“We all go a little Morb sometimes.”
My mother, a HUGE Marvel fan since childhood, unironically wants to go see this film now because she’s getting all of the memes and none of the sarcasm and thinks it sounds like the coolest most action packed romp of a film to be released yet.
Which is absolutely hilarious because she actually has taste, loved Strange2 and the Cap movies and hated Venom.
congratulations to morbius for being one of the few movies to bomb *twice*
I can’t wait for Morbius 2: MOREBIUS
Then Morbius 3: Even MOREBIUS
Electric Boogaloo the Reveange
MOSTBIUS
*MORBUSSY*
The part where doctor who was wiggling about on screen while background music constantly saying "have sex, have seeex" was INCREDIBLY amusing
It's definitely the best Morbius movie.
I dunno I think the version of Blade where he appears in the ending standing on a roof, is the best Morbius movie.
@@li-limandragon9287 Oh my god, I forgot about that!
I morbed so hard watching this movie. Had to get a bucket and a mop.
a bucket and a morb”
@@thepickles8833 For this Morb A$$ Morby
Marvel Presents: From Software's BloodBoring
I would pay so much to see Pat redub the entire movie, the way he describes scenes as characters and randomly throwing in the word Morb cracks me up so much
It's never not funny 🤣 🤣
the first Castle Super Beast Clips to reach 1 morbillion likes
I loved it when he said to the blood buddy "it isn't MorbiME it's about MorbiUS"
That cut off at the end, LMAO. "WHA-" sums it all up.
To quote Jay from RLM:
"It's morberline experimental."
They've got
A mor and a bius
That you've never seen before
Missed opportunity there Pat said "on his first transformation" instead of "when he first morbs" otherwise good podcast
He does say "when he first morbs" later!
@@JackgarPrime I know I just mean on the beginning
I remember the comic addressed why he couldn't just use bloodbank blood, something about the anticoagulants being toxic in the sheer ammount of the blood he'd need to drink.
It's so wild to me that so much discussion is going around about that one guy in the Spider-Man cartoon who was a vampire but couldn't say "blood" so he had to drink plasma.
I love how "Morb" is a verb now
Morb money, morb problems.
The conspiracy theory is that someone had a sudden change of heart after the first trailer dropped and cut down the film to be less comedic and downplay the spider-man connections. This is why the film was pushed from January to April and most of the first trailer is not in the final release.
Gonna spoil some of the fun and clarify Morbius says vampire bats are the only *mammal* to feed off of blood.
So Letos intern at least googled that one properly before finishing the script
"He tells his blood-friend-" I'm already done. That's too strong.
Literally just came from the most recent Adeptus Ridiculous where everyone in the live chat was getting morbed up and I was extremely confused. This didn't help much, but it's more context than none.
At the end when he said _"Maybe the real treasure was all the morbs we made along the way"_ got me crying.
*looks at sofa to the right of Pat's head*
Someone's been morbin' up before the podcast ;)
wait what is that actually
@@yuggoth777 (probably just a sock or something, but let's pretend)
Looks like a dog toy
Love hearing Zangief snore in the background of Pat’s ecstatic rant XD
Hilarious
I'm surprised Pat didn't talk about the ridiculous "Bat Kamehameha" that ended the final fight.
Idk if that's true, but I'm gonna believe it anyway
"That's my secret, Cap... I'm always Morbius."
It’s morbin time almost killed me, I fell down a flight of stairs hearing those worlds
I FEEL THE MORB OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
Memes, the DNA of the soul.
Memetics, son.
"Its Pating time"
-Pat, probably
Mighty morbin jared Leto
As a Morbius fan in the 90s, I appreciate Woolie being a Blade fan in the 90s, and knowing that the two have history.
A Wesley Snipes Cameo would have been great too.
When Mengsk said "I made you into a Morbius, Kerrigan!" and Kerrigan was like "You made us all into Morbius" and all I can say is that I can relate to that.
Just because they said he got his "doctorate at 19" during the ceremony doesn't mean he was 19 at that time. I know, I know, it's Morbius, but come on man; such a little thing to get lost over in a movie full of plenty of confusing shit.
20:39 I'll tell you why. Sony having the rights to "Spider-man" means they have the rights to all of his villains, so they "let" Marvel use those villains just like they "let" Marvel use Spider-man; I mean, not exactly as the Spider-man movies are "technically" Sony made Disney just "helps". So Sony can totally just be like "we own this character so they're in the venomverse now." I guess as long as whatever contract they have with Disney for those Spider-man movies doesn't have a clause against it or whatever.
I’m so glad I got back into Woolies channel again. Pat and Woolie are so much fun and entertaining together
Same!
Morbussy Located
imagine if john michael "i'm beginning to morb" morbius gets a cameo in one of the mainline movies and jared leto somehow got the best acting in that movie
17:00 I bet you that was a Tokyo Ghoul reference. In the anime, the Ghouls are basically anime vampires with anime powers and to keep their bloodlust in check, they have a little cafe that rations out human meat, but it also serves coffee to suppress their hunger.
I like the scene where a vtuber warned about the morb but jared ledo just morbed either way, it was tragic
Every time we get another bad Jared Leto performance, I like to go back and watch the scene from American Psycho. You know the one.
Where -Gorr- -Batman- -that magician from The Prestige- Patrick Bateman axes him a question.
@@li-limandragon9287 And where a new generation of moviegoers is reminded of how good music could be in the 80s.
loved when he used his morb-orb to morb all over those guys
OH YEAH ITS CASTLE SUPER MORB LETS GOO
We already got a blade post credits scene in Eternals. Although it’s very hard to tell it actually was blade
We are born of the Morb, made men by the Morb, undone by the Morb. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Morb
By the Morbs fear it
My sole exposure to Morbius is from the old Spiderman cartoon, where he needs "plasma".
The plight of Morbius is one of the few truly *hilarious* things I’ve ever heard. I had no idea how bad it actually was until one of my friends told me on our way home from a road trip. I was cackling like the Joker (Hamill’s Joker, not you Leto 🖕) for over an hour. The real kicker was that fans gaslit Sony into rereleasing it and it did EVEN WORSE the second time. And it got released on April 1st. You can’t make this shit up.
Leto isn’t the Joker, but he is a fucking clown. 🤡
Really excited to see the next installation in the MCU (Morbius Cinematic Universe)
Btw, there exists a type of finch that eats blood, naturally called Vampire Finches.