" Why should I choose you?" " Because I'm older" " Ooh that's a good reason!" " Why should I choose you?" " Because I'm taller " " Oooooh that's a better reason " Jordi : CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE EARNED MY LOVE!
guy: *asks if she knows Spanish, in Spanish* Jordi: "No, but I like chimichangas" guy: "oh that sucks, I dont speak English" *speaks rest of conversation in English* me: "...L I A R"
Jordi says nobody likes her in that way but everyone's crushin on her and she get like 30 boyfriends for 24 in 18 minutes. Jordi doesn't realize this but she's making everyone's like 1000000x better.
Can we just talk about how the guy in the red light and saying that he’s going to get her the heart shaped chicken nuggets from Chick-fil-A I was really going to start crying I’m like I think jordi got her soulmate
jordi: i’m so alone
also jordi: *gets 20 boyfriends in one day*
True
@Kendall McDevitt Same tho
Omg it's you!!! Pls respond with a hi
jordi: do you want to be my valentines?
Random kid who looks 7: wHaTs VaLeNtInEs DaY
@Kendall McDevitt 👍
Awww the guy that asked you what you wanted with the fancy hand writing he’s so sweet
She should of got his social media
Ye I wish I had a man's like him-
I know right ❤
✨That man was straight up goals✨
@@fayfay126 me too
"We're no longer dating, I'm your mother"
-Jordi 2021
jordi: do you want to be my valentines?
Random kid who looks 7: wHaTs VaLeNtInEs DaY
I died when she said “ I’m your mother” 😂
period
SWEEEEEEEEET HOMEEEEEE ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was ur 1000 like
Jordi: " i don't have any person that happens to be a boy that is going to tell me I light up his life" me too siss
Lol
Me ether
Yeah me too
Me too
Omgg jordi u like my comment lol
" Why should I choose you?"
" Because I'm older"
" Ooh that's a good reason!"
" Why should I choose you?"
" Because I'm taller "
" Oooooh that's a better reason "
Jordi : CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE EARNED MY LOVE!
The guy who said he’ll keep and protect ur heart is ur soulmate
He is so amazing
yup
I’m 3 years late
That is not her soulmate that is a guy on Omegle desperate for a girl
my favorite was the dude who literally proposed and wrote the sweet poem.
jordi: do you want to be my valentines?
Random kid who looks 7: wHaTs VaLeNtInEs DaY
Lol
I know I almost cried
@@Katie-dx8bx me too
Don’t ruin it for me
"If not I'm just gonna be an angry single person throwing shoes at people"
*why did she literally describe me before anime now I no longer lonely*
I mean it’s true
@@iAmJordi 👀
@@iAmJordi pls dont become an old lady karen
@ARIANA ZAVALA lol im glad it did
"You got a Snapchat?" "Yes. It is 911" 😭✋🏽 I DIED💀
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT I WAS LAUGHING FOR 10 MINUTTESS 😭😭💀
@@ongtorinicole bro I was wheezing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@ongtorinicole broooo
Guy: "Oh my gosh."
Jordi "what?"
Guy:" you know who you look like? My future girlfriend"
Me dying of laughter:
HAHAHA
HA
"A child!"😳
"Ima mother"👆😚
Jordi: do you want to be my valentines?
Random kid who looks 7: wHaTs VaLeNtInEs DaY?
@@makaylam6262 He said, "When is Valentines day?".
guy: i'm 14...
other guy: 15...
third guy: 18...sorry
jordi: ILLEGAL LOVE
@Izabella Rose the one in red room, indeed he was
JORDI, you get his name? Or snap 👀👀
Asking for a friend
"i don't speak English" **continues to speak English**
I died 🤣🤣
Same😂😅
;-; same ;-; 😓😔😐😑😺😺😺😆😆
Ikr xd
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😓
Ikr
“We both like like cheese, we’re both minors, we’re practically married!”
-Jordi
My life matra
Jordi:"Making the brothers fight for her love"
The brothers:"I'm older...I'm taller"
no one:
not a single soul:
Jordi: *gets caprisun in the beginning of the video*
Haha and facts
Elise Ecklund!? Lol jk
Lol
KAGEYAMA!!!!!
You a limelight
“Wait hold on is there Chick-fil-A in France?”
LMAO THATS WHAT SHE HAD TO ASK
I mean I would too, if there isn’t a Chick-fil-A near, I’m not moving there 😂
Why’d I get 68 likes lmao ty and annabelle Sam but mc donlalds for m
That why I would ask
@@AnnabelleNewman1209 ikr, like what's the point of living in place where your fav things are not nearby??
@@kirbystarz_ oooooO McDonald’s fries sound so good right now.
Jordi: i dont have a boyfriend for valentines day
Capri Sun: I thought i was your Valentine
I mean all the boys that said Jordi is gorgeous weren't wrong tho
Jordi "Is there another woman?!?!"
Him "NO!!"
“You’re still here?” “ I hate chocolate”
“Ur in charge of flowers, I’ll get the chocolate and we can do something rly romantic like..... ROB A BANK!” Jordi, 2021
So she is basically cheating on multiple of her valentine dates😂
Perfect✨
Hahahaha your right!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That's exactly what I was thinking
BAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
I literally love how she literally gets 20 boyfriends and 24 children in one day
The girls at my school be like😂
When you are sad and mad about being single.... pop a Caprisun. Caprisun makes pain go bye bye.
Nobody:
Guys in the sunglasses: “I just knew that your heart would fall right into my hands”
Literally every girl: OMG is that jordi
Men not having a clue who you are: your pretty
"Or I'm gonna be an angry single person throwing shoes at people!"
Lol, that's so me!!🤣🤣
Honestly same 😂😂
Same here
I should have done that tbh
My favorite was the guy who wrote the sweet poem. He’s a keeper! :)
Wonder who that is
Me: He looks like a heart breaker
Him: You gonna show me that 🐥
Me:GET AWAY FROM HER!
Jordi: Skip
“We are going to do something exciting, extravagant, TERRIFYING, to say the least.”- iamJordi 2021!!! Lol!!! 😘🤪💖✨
yeah
I have seen you on purple stars 02 channel
Yeah yeah 😊
Are u the girl from purple stars02
“we are going to be going to do something exiting, riveting, extravagant, TERRIFYING to say the least”
Guy: *professing his love*
Guy: and we’ll take trips to France
Jordi: wait, is their Chick-Fil-A in France?
Jordi got her priorities straight
jordi: do you want to be my valentines?
Random kid who looks 7: wHaTs VaLeNtInEs DaY
@x.Tatiana.x I had to look this up and got no answers but u answered it tysm also Is it nice in France, wanna go there in the future?
@@lai..789 Oh lala~
S H I P
Dang right 😂
@@hileybrooke_17 😔
Can we just appreciate how the video cover has Justin beiber on it..
Yes lol
Its Bieber*
@@riya3664 my bad Karen
Young*
I know right
I love how Jordi just keeps a random
Pack of Capri Suns in her room 😂😂😂😂 Also I love that your a Christian 💕 Luv you Jordi
13:11 that "hi mom" was actually so cutee ahaha aww 🥺
All her old crushes watching: **forgotten**🤧
@Darwinder Kaur XI-A?
Nobody:
Jordi acting like she’s Elena from The Vampire diaries 😭🔫
And making those brothers fight for her love 😂
HELLO FELLOW TVD FANNNNN
@@Tori.l.e (:
Vampire diaries is my show
IT WAS SO FUN BAHAHAHA
TVD GANG WHERE R U AT??? #delena
guy: *asks if she knows Spanish, in Spanish*
Jordi: "No, but I like chimichangas"
guy: "oh that sucks, I dont speak English" *speaks rest of conversation in English*
me: "...L I A R"
He was my favorite 🤩
time stamp
6:04
Most teens: I am too old to drink CapriSuns
Jordi: "casually recording this video and sipping some"
Omegle guy: do you have Snapchat
Jordi: yeah 911
I love how she talks to us like we're her bsf instead of strangers on the other side of the screen
wait- HOLY CHICKEN NUGGET I GOT PINNED
@@bhavnakumari3570 not anymore😂✌️
@@mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876 lol wut
If you edit your comment your pin and your heart goes away
@@cloudyxsarah yeah i never edited it. it still shos the heart for me? what? lol I'm so confused
Jordi says nobody likes her in that way but everyone's crushin on her and she get like 30 boyfriends for 24 in 18 minutes. Jordi doesn't realize this but she's making everyone's like 1000000x better.
it took longer than 18 minutes, she cut some parts out
No one:
Jordi: Puts Justin Bieber in an ommegle window
I was hoping someone would pointing this out
@@marialondonooo 😂😂
Jordi, thanks for being such a funny person who lights up my life.
it’s funny how all the girls know who u are then all the boys are clueless 😂
Jordi: "Yeah! Why weren't you there?
Him: "It was Alex's fault. He wouldn't drive me."
Me: -Laughing nonstop- XD
Lol 😂 how did you put that line through laughing nonstop!
@@fiona2007 Lol, idk, I think its because I put the dash before and after it. Ex. -Jordi is my fifth --fav.yt- (She's really my #1yt right now
@@angelinaroberts5410 that soooo cool 😎!!!! Thank you!
@@fiona2007 Yea, np! :)
she’s dating like 20 people now lol
And she has like 20 children 😂
POV: You didn’t search this up it was on your recommend
it was in my notifications :|
Nope
No I got a notification
Notifications
Notifications
I love how she says we're doing this together as if the camera could help her
i love how omegle says “Talk to strangers!” like it’s a good thing 💀
People that thinks she’s beautiful
I
V
ME
Same
Meh😁🤚🏻 👁👄👁 she prettier than the girls they choose to be mis United States
@@imyourmomnow836 I agree so much
@@galaxywolf2074 :0 omg galaxy wolf and galaxy giraffe GALAXY ANIMALS!! >:3
Nobody:
Jordi: WAIT is there Chick-fil-A in France
jordi: i don’t have any kind of person that happens to be a boy that is going to tell me i light up his life
me: yeahh me too😔😭
Hello could you check out our channel😭🖤? If you like it subscribe and comment video ideas😜💛!!
Lol
I just came back from surgery and Jori
made my day, she is the best. She put a smile on my face
This is a group effort *goose noise* had me dying
"I have your heart. And imma keep it and hold it and protect it" So wholesome lol
15th year of being single on february 14th, never had a boyfriend, single lives matter
We love that💀🤡
Same lol
Lol, me tho!🤣🤣🤣
19* and haha “single lives matter “ haha love that
Last year I had a bf and we broke up to but we still love each other so this is not rly my 1st year but it is I guess lol
jordi is literally so perfect and funny. i will be her valentine every year for the rest of my life :)
Me too
Same
SAME!
I would be it but im a girl
I feel sick
Jordi: “so we both like cheese and we are both minors, so I guess that equals marriage!”
Me: “WELL THEN... looks like I have some opportunities...”
Yeah funny Not. 💔
No one:
Jordi: Dates a million guys at the same time
Kid: Mom, how did you and dad meet?
Mom: Trust me, you wouldn't want to know 😂
Imagine... Jordi actually gets married to one of these dudes 💅🏻
She better date the one that wrote her that sweet poem in cursive and would watch the sunset with her
@@ellabella5740 wrote her that sweet poem in cursive and sunset 😢
Ah yes robbing a bank is so romantic I wish someone would rob a bank with me 😭😭😭
Guy: poring out his heart
Jordi: is there a Chick-fil-A there?
THE BOY IN THE PINK SWEATSHIRT GOES TO MY SCHOOL😭🤚
What time in the vid
time stamp???
@@IM.TOTALLY.MENTALLY.STABLE i think it’s 5:21
Bro the chicken nugget and smoothie guys was literally so sweet omg
“maybe i’ll come out with multiple boyfriends... you never know!” omg i love jordi💀💀
Jordi asks people to be her valentine and they say yes but jordi breaks up with them 2 minutes after 😂😂😂❤️
the dude who literally wrote a poem tho hes my favvvv
6:11
"That sucks, I don't speak English "
*speaks English for 20 seconds of the video*🤚🏼
to the people who don’t love jordi... are you okay? blink twice if you need help
Guy: wait how old are you?
Jordi: 17
Guy: oh shoot im 14
Jordi: welp we are no longer dating im your mom
Me:YOU WERE 3 WHEN YOU HAD HIM!!!
*15
And she said I’m a mother
Lol
Oops lmao
@@hayden4194 lol idk if I came across rude but I wasn’t trying to lmao
"I'm a minor..so am I yeah" I'm dead😂😂
“Do you have Snapchat?”
“Yes.. it is 911” *skips*
8:45 **proposes while picking his nose**
Yup that's very romantic!
Valentine's day a day that EVERY SINGLE PERSON HATES!!!🤬lol😂
"Well we both like cheese and we both are minors. Pretty sure that equals marriage"
You are litterally my favorite youtuber and tik toker!!💕
Jordi: “...I’m just gonna be an angry single person, throwing shoes at people!” I kinda want to see that😂. That can be your next video🤔
The guy that wrote u that saying in fancy letters is a keeper❤️❤️
Guy: "do you have snapchat"
Jordi: "yeh it is 911"
**presses the stop button**
I am a really big fan! Please never stop posting, I can't believe I am this early :))
here comes Valentines Day.
Just ask your crush-😏
no. :)
@@Elle-ck7bk why doe-
@@rennvgs Honestly don't have a real crush rn lol. The guy I might be interested in is 5 hours away and we didn't talk until after I moved haha.
Wow that's sad 😬
i asked mine- honestly it didn’t go so bad, he said yes
No one:
Not even Salazar slytherin:
Jordi : sips caprisun
I love how she kept bringing chocolate to every person
Can we just talk about how the guy in the red light and saying that he’s going to get her the heart shaped chicken nuggets from Chick-fil-A I was really going to start crying I’m like I think jordi got her soulmate
i saw TH-cam’s notif it said jordi and I clicked :) love u jordi🥺
“I can make Mac n cheese in the microwave”
Nobody:
How Jordan’s says Omegle (oh-MEE-gel): (oh-meh-gill)
2:40 “SHES TikTok famous “, jordie “ *gasps* No Im NoT !” “
boy: you got snapchat?
Jordi: uhh- yes it is 911 *nexts him*
I died 🤣🤣💀
I dont know how she single she so funny sweet and funny
Nearly everyone: has someone for valentines day
Me: no valentines
Jordi: goes on omegle for one
I'm part of the nearly everyone
@@kenziemaesworld3542 im part of the me :(
@@jeannovamusic It's ok
@@kenziemaesworld3542 I'm happy for you! :) Hope they make you very happy!!
@@jeannovamusic It's cool being in the Me section cuz someone can ask you anytime!
We stand for Jordi’s caprisun addiction!!🤪
12:13 bro, I can’t
“It’s 911”
So far she has 3 children on Omegle.. wow. I have 23 in BloxBurg-
“If not I’m going to be a angry single person throwing shoes at people “-jordi
You make me laugh when I am having a hard day so thank you
I knew it was going to be a good video when she pulled out the Capri Sun.
Fr
I wish I had the courage to do that. Nope... *Aggressively sits in a corner with allllll the social anxiety*
The sunglasses guy with the poem had god levels of rizz
The guy with the fancy handwriting. Yass y’all married