Lab Results - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

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    Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well...
    Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on www.explosm.net since 2005!
    Credits:
    Created By: Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick
    Featuring Kevin Murphy
    Directed By: Rob DenBleyker, Joel Watson
    Screenplay By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick
    Story By: Rob DenBleyker, Dave McElfatrick, Kris Wilson, Joel Watson, Michael Rousselet, Heather DenBleyker
    Voice Actors:
    Kevin Murphy - Doctor
    Animation Director: Bill Jones
    Animation: Bill Jones
    Character Design: Jerald Lewis
    Background Art: Shawn Coss
    Animatic: Chelsea Kubesh
    Editor: Thaddeus Grant Fenton
    Assistant Editor: Taylor Ransom
    Sound FX: Ben Governale
    Assistant Sound Design: Samm Barrett
    Music Arranged By: Steve Lehmann
    Supervising Producer: Derek Miller, Greg Slagel
    Produced By: Adam Nusrallah
    Production Managers: Lowbrow Studios - Mike Parker
    Production Assistants: Lorraine Bett, Autumn Netherton
    Lyrics:
    DOCTOR
    Well, Mr. Watson, we have your
    lab results back. And, well...
    You’ve got...
    Norovirus, hepatitis, tendinitis,
    syphilis,
    And salmonella, sickle cell,
    a rash we don’t know what it is,
    And toxoplasma, super asthma,
    better go call Make-A-Wish.
    You haven’t got much longer and I
    haven’t finished half my list!
    Your brain’s arthritic, blood’s
    acidic, dick hole trickles pickle juice,
    Your pancreas is gangrenous, my God
    please never reproduce!
    You’re seizure prone and every bone
    inside your body’s cancerous.
    Your joints go backwards, and I
    lack words to explain how bad this is!
    (spoken)
    Except for these words!
    Your taint’s inflamed, your anus
    sprained, your every vein is
    clogged with plaque,
    Your spine’s a wreck, your throat’s
    infected from your neck down to
    your crack!
    And all your poop is filled with lupus,
    All your shit is out of whack!
    Your heart’s diseased and full of
    bees a single breeze could end your
    measly-
    Life and also measles, weevils,
    fecal beetles, fetal alcoholic
    syndrome, chronic symptoms common
    to medieval people,
    Your nose is blown, your back is
    thrown, your cells have unknown chromosomes,
    And kidney stones and loads of
    Crohns and toenail cheese and pubic
    fleas and leaky knees, and
    athlete’s feet, and trucker’s butt,
    one twisted nut, your liver sucks,
    with any luck you’ll kick the
    bucket soon enooooough,
    Also you’re deaf.

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  • @dinoguy3305
    @dinoguy3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6355

    Captain America: Why can’t I join the Army?
    The Recruiter:

    • @bucky2057
      @bucky2057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Underrated comment 😂 I cackled

    • @anquoc1681
      @anquoc1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So true

    • @precisionpigeon9341
      @precisionpigeon9341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I Ruined the likes

    • @Slamon8
      @Slamon8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@precisionpigeon9341 dont worry i fixed it. 666th like

    • @acedgladiator1317
      @acedgladiator1317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So true

  • @dumbarcus
    @dumbarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10817

    Him not seeing the deaf part shows that the doctor didn't practice the list and did it first try what a legend

    • @flguti
      @flguti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      What an absolutely mad lad

    • @ryunzen074
      @ryunzen074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      r/madlad

    • @black_caty
      @black_caty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Disney movie in a nutshell

    • @haz2968
      @haz2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I didn't think about that. Nice.

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Sham Ram he must have been holding the clipboard with his thumb over the word 'deaf' the first time he read it.

  • @Paper_Brain
    @Paper_Brain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    I love how the “deaf” is circled. They knew he’d try to do this so they wanted to make sure he knew before he delivered the news. Apparently he didn’t read all the way through.

    • @Dawid23_Gamer
      @Dawid23_Gamer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      The fact that he did not know suggests that he did not read it at all and just improvised the entire song.
      If the lab people were aware, they did either their worst or most hilarious job in their history.

  • @cephalonbob15
    @cephalonbob15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    This dude is literally the most resistant man alive, like he has every fatal plague known to man and every bone in his body is cancerous yet he still looks perfectly fine

    • @someonehungarian9002
      @someonehungarian9002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Not only that he can even clap without breaking 17 bones.

    • @deputyzen834
      @deputyzen834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's because he doesn't play league

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Being that this came out before the COVID breach and he has every fatal plague, how do you think he ended up getting it now?

    • @MRVAST-op7sg
      @MRVAST-op7sg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He’s like Mr. burns

    • @Biggest_goober
      @Biggest_goober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I gasped when he said he hasn’t finished her list

  • @ShoeNerd
    @ShoeNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    "Shit is outta wack"
    Professional medical terms.

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Shit being outta whack is nothing to joke about my great grandfather died from that disease please be more considerate

    • @kimochi5009
      @kimochi5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@asylumskp4391 Sorry

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@kimochi5009 Well, at least the inheritance bought a quite nice Lambo

    • @Flamefrosty
      @Flamefrosty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@asylumskp4391 I think this vid should be the last vid you should be seeing tbh

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Flamefrosty Why?

  • @MilesKubicki
    @MilesKubicki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3707

    This is the best fucking Cyanide and Happiness short ever made

    • @ColeCapone
      @ColeCapone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No shit. You know what song its based off of?

    • @leofisher1280
      @leofisher1280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cole Fiore what is it?

    • @Rhianna.M
      @Rhianna.M 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Leo Fisher The Major General's Song from Pirates of Penzance. It's one of the most famous and parodied songs in classic musical theatre, an extremely famous use of patter, which makes this cartoon even more impressive

    • @austinm5630
      @austinm5630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me this is tied with John Battman, but yes, either this or that. Depends on what mood I'm in, I guess.

    • @Brikkyy13
      @Brikkyy13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, Confession is still the greatest

  • @bedrockrevenge1254
    @bedrockrevenge1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    His Minecraft achievement is “How did we get here”.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Do you have 90 minutes?

    • @Anxiolf
      @Anxiolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@messyalien5164 ah a fellow man of high culture i see

    • @thatphonebastard
      @thatphonebastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Anxiolf hey is this irish Street? Or did a I make a wrong turn at space is cool

    • @Anxiolf
      @Anxiolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatphonebastard uhh this isnt Irish street but i can link you there

    • @thatphonebastard
      @thatphonebastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anxiolf nah I'll just wonder around till I find it

  • @thisisarobbery2148
    @thisisarobbery2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    “Also you’re deaf!”
    That’s the point where I just couldn’t.

    • @romulus_music
      @romulus_music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You just couldn’t.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But what if he could

    • @Spicywatermelon32
      @Spicywatermelon32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mediados then he would

    • @TheeGreenApple
      @TheeGreenApple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @spicywatermelon cause he should

    • @HOUNDDAWG279
      @HOUNDDAWG279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the hood.

  • @AlexBesogonov
    @AlexBesogonov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    - Nurse, where are you taking me?
    - To the morgue.
    - But I'm alive!
    - Well, we're not there yet!

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    *_Doctors are like snooze buttons for death._*

    • @tissuewater
      @tissuewater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      also sounds badass

    • @pupiniastewart1957
      @pupiniastewart1957 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Fernandez ;)

    • @bonemealas1175
      @bonemealas1175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stop advertising your channel with these comments.

    • @methalor8915
      @methalor8915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Povilas Kazakas stop advertising your channel with these responses

    • @Murkiry
      @Murkiry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Povilas Kazakas Just because he makes videos himself he's not allowed to post comments on other videos? That's not how it works, mate.
      I hate spam just as much as you, but this is not a spam comment.

  • @shadyomo3636
    @shadyomo3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    I like how the doctor even shows him some of the diseases in the beginning and the dude still doesn't think somethings wrong

    • @dropkickpherby6994
      @dropkickpherby6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Dude was just happy to get a show while at the hospital...and then

    • @evanpaul3968
      @evanpaul3968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@dropkickpherby6994 it's like when the Avengers come visit you In the hospital, at first your so excited but then your realize why they're there

    • @vampiregamingyt8754
      @vampiregamingyt8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, showing the pictures without the context is pretty difficult

    • @moogandacasio
      @moogandacasio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      well yeah because if your doctor is hopping and dancing around the room and occasionally pointing at fucked up medical diagrams which are you going to focus on? lol

    • @finn596
      @finn596 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, if my doctor is dancing I'll assume that the results came back negative

  • @forbidn7724
    @forbidn7724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    i feel like ive watched this a thousand times yet it never gets old.

  • @plantdaddy4524
    @plantdaddy4524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    so I decided to look at what this guy has, along with a brief summary of everything:
    Norovirus - Intense Vomiting (depends on what is eating and drank, courtesy of Tobben Jees)
    hepatitis (doesn't specify what kind so assuming all of them) - Liver infections, inflammations out teh ass
    tendinitis - tissue connecting muscle to bone becomes inflamed
    syphilis - ulcers, sores (genital), gummas
    salmonella - diarrhea, fever, chills, abdominal pain
    sickle cell - prone to infections, bodily pain and fatigue
    rash
    toxoplasma - muscle pain, fever, and headache
    super asthma - difficulty breathing, chest pain, cough, and wheezing
    brain's arthritic - clouded consciousness
    blood's acidic - Acidosis causes some of the others symptoms, coma possible, weakness, arrhythmia, shortness of breath, headache, coughing (courtesy of Nguyen)
    dick hole trickles pickle juice - loss of control with bladder
    the pancreas is gangrenous - upper abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting
    seizure prone - difficult to control body at times
    every bone cancerous - dull aching pain (possible)
    joints go backward - very difficult to move
    taint's inflamed - perineum inflamed
    anus sprained - pain, swelling, muscle spasms, limited ability to move
    every vein is clogged with plaque
    spine is a wreck - scoliosis?
    your throat's infected from the neck down to your crack - that's not your throat anymore, that's your digestive system. Stomach, intestines
    poop is filled with lupus - probably has lupus then - fatigue, joint pain, rash, fever
    heart's diseased and full of bees - lots of blood clots
    measles - cough, runny nose, inflamed eyes, sore throat, fever, and a red, blotchy skin rash
    weevils - grain pest, why the hell they in this guy
    fecal beetles - why the hell this guy got beetles in his ass
    fetal Alcoholic syndrome - learning disabilities, bone and joint deformities, heart defects, and hyperactivity
    chronic symptoms (doesn't specify so assuming all of them) - none of this is going away
    nose is blown - HE CAN BREATHE THROUGH HIS NOSE MAYBE
    back is thrown - scoliosis then
    cells have unknown chromosomes - down syndrome and/or Klinefelter (some variant of them)
    kidney stones - hurts to piss
    loads of Crohns - abdominal pain, diarrhea, weight loss, anemia, and fatigue
    toenail cheese - his feet smell really bad
    pubic fleas - extremely itchy legs and arms, red swollen lumps which can develop into blisters or wounds, can cause infections
    leaky knees - baker's cyst - Symptoms can include pain, swelling and tightness behind the knee can lead to DVT (Deep Vein Thrombosis)
    athlete's foot - rash that usually causes itching, stinging, and burning
    trucker's butt - the flattest ass
    one twisted nut - a LOT of pain
    liver sucks - Yellowed skin and eyes (jaundice) along with belly pain and swelling
    deaf - can't hear anything

    • @kasra72389
      @kasra72389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Is too much the right answer?
      Cause I'm pretty sure that's the only answer.

    • @Flamesaph
      @Flamesaph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Zachary Jensen you got the sickle cell part right cause I actually have it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @ankitamavji3396
      @ankitamavji3396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Zachary Jensen atleast now I know I'm not the only one who does dumb things in my spare time

    • @emmalee8548
      @emmalee8548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ha! I have lupus

    • @rhysgross2955
      @rhysgross2955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I had a twisted nut 3 years ago it hurt so fucking much
      The cord that goes from the testicle got wrapped around it therefor is got bigger and really red but as it was trying to get bigger the cord was still wrapped around it so i took some pills and somehow pills unwrapped a cord strangling my testicle

  • @jeremiahthongchai9912
    @jeremiahthongchai9912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    Nobody can rap faster than Eminem
    Doctor: give me his lab results

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Modern Major General: Step aside good doctor

    • @Heavysandvich24
      @Heavysandvich24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's gilbert and sullivan you uncultured swine

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Should have gone to Dr Dre.

    • @thestovietunion790
      @thestovietunion790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doctor: hold my lab results.

    • @nerusulu7787
      @nerusulu7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude your name is 15 secs and I thought you got all these likes in 15 SECONDS

  • @puggers8219
    @puggers8219 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The side effects at the end of a medical commercial:

  • @user-is6jb2od9e
    @user-is6jb2od9e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    He was deaf but still clapped to the beat
    What a legend

  • @helix5729
    @helix5729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3317

    he isn't blind so hey at least he has that going for him

    • @OneEyedSnakes
      @OneEyedSnakes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lorenzo Campolongo "atleast you're not blind" *in sign language*

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'm sure he's thrilled about that

    • @illyquinn2509
      @illyquinn2509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was the 666th like

    • @aidanyuen433
      @aidanyuen433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      insert Helen Keller joke here

    • @ystconnection
      @ystconnection 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lorenzo Campolongo also no HIV or AIDES! I think...

  • @Jake-nf9zf
    @Jake-nf9zf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    when u havent gone to the doctor in over 20 years

    • @MegaElderscroll
      @MegaElderscroll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank Obama

    • @thecynicalmiscreant5011
      @thecynicalmiscreant5011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naw tetanus is extremely rare. And if you do get it you'll die before you even know what was wrong. I see no losses.

    • @bensonye9724
      @bensonye9724 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Not enough props are given to Kevin Murphy for singing this. This feels right at home in a skit on MST3K.

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now I want to see Tom dancing around trying to over explain a runny nose to Mike or Joel

  • @yaboiiskelly2502
    @yaboiiskelly2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I bet this guy was just watching his doctor dance around and just went "Ah hell I don't wanna be the one to stop him."

  • @Hellogamingnlolll
    @Hellogamingnlolll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    *sneezes*
    *goes to yahoo answers*
    0:06

    • @paper2941
      @paper2941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HAHAHA

    • @ghedebaronsamedi
      @ghedebaronsamedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Unreasonably underrated comment. :'D

    • @jamesmoore10
      @jamesmoore10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We don’t know what it is?

    • @uck7185
      @uck7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arsabx webmd actually

    • @justcommenting6791
      @justcommenting6791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      health teachers when you say this class doesn't matter because I can go to the docters

  • @happysedits
    @happysedits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8808

    When your head hurts just a little bit so you decide to google what's up with you

  • @szariq7338
    @szariq7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The greatest example of dark humor in my opinion.

  • @paul_109
    @paul_109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You know it's bad when your doctor walks in with an orchestra

  • @EntinludeX
    @EntinludeX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12930

    Watched it on Mute for full effect

    • @recino2
      @recino2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      Lude Crestfallen tried it. Made me wonder how he missed all the charts at the beginning. And why he isn't clapping in sign-language.

    • @challengegravity
      @challengegravity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Well, considering the doctor's singing happily, he might presume he's just singing about different ailments in general.
      Not like the patient will be able to see the small print of his name on the X-rays slides - even if deafness could improve vision

    • @Ki11er3combo
      @Ki11er3combo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      the joke is that he was deaf.

    • @teo_m_2649
      @teo_m_2649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Tried it too that was annoying

    • @mysteriousperson2794
      @mysteriousperson2794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      recino2 there is no sign language clapping

  • @yaboylou7967
    @yaboylou7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4359

    Nobody:
    Medicine commercial: Side effects may include...

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Pill advertisement for depression
      Side effects 0:06

    • @Omizuke
      @Omizuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Most accurate comment I've read on a while LOL

    • @JMcAfreak
      @JMcAfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Play it at 2x speed for the true experience.

    • @SlyFunkyMonkey
      @SlyFunkyMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cherrycoyote55 try 0:07?

    • @omegacenturion6508
      @omegacenturion6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SlyFunkyMonkey 0:06 is better

  • @i-am-goose8428
    @i-am-goose8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1.25 speed would be the tempo of “I am the very model of a modern major general”

    • @blankblank9063
      @blankblank9063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you actually made me go back and watch it in different speeds. GG.

    • @jackslater8573
      @jackslater8573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      watching what happens after the song at 0.5 seconds is also super funny

  • @GamingFemboy
    @GamingFemboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Poop fill with Lupis”
    -Doctor

  • @thatrooper1567
    @thatrooper1567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2181

    "How long do i have?"
    "10"
    "10 what?"
    "9, 8, 7,..."

    • @momster64
      @momster64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      An oldie but a goodie 😄

    • @Skinwalkerwave5115
      @Skinwalkerwave5115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is a joke from Deadpool

    • @4hotcheetosman563
      @4hotcheetosman563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was the worst dad joke I have ever heard

    • @Bon-bn5lc
      @Bon-bn5lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @CyberCy2
      @CyberCy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **blows up**

  • @NoCumBacksiFunny
    @NoCumBacksiFunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3772

    If I am dying, this is how I want to be told

    • @Mitaka-Asa
      @Mitaka-Asa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      but are you deaf?

    • @NoCumBacksiFunny
      @NoCumBacksiFunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      MULAN SzeChuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce I cant hear you what

    • @thethatdude9218
      @thethatdude9218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NoCumBacks well since your dying anyway, go see a doctor!

    • @4outta5
      @4outta5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NoCumBacks You're the best account on iFunny!

    • @NoCumBacksiFunny
      @NoCumBacksiFunny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Noice Thanks fam :)

  • @twicelostgeek
    @twicelostgeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kevin Murphy is a national treasure.

  • @deepakmohapatra7416
    @deepakmohapatra7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the transition of seeing "deaf" and realizing " deaf"🤣.

  • @alsikepike5686
    @alsikepike5686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4435

    At least he doesn't have AIDS. So he's got that going for him.

    • @TheMrGoodgamer
      @TheMrGoodgamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Siphilis is AIDS. He has AIDS.

    • @AssassinSDG015
      @AssassinSDG015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      +TheMrGoodgamer u do know that syphilis and AIDS r 2 different things?

    • @alsikepike5686
      @alsikepike5686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      TheMrGoodgamer where are you getting that info from? Because it's completely wrong. AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Sydrome. As in, your immune system is fucked up because you caught HIV. Syphilis is a completely different disease.

    • @Bluefangs157
      @Bluefangs157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      AIDS affects the immune system making you susceptible to disease, syphilis is an std that affects the skin and eventually can lead to organ damage

    • @MusicMaster1371760
      @MusicMaster1371760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      At least no one hurt his dick

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    This doctor is the very model of a modern surgeon-general

  • @julianofmemes9289
    @julianofmemes9289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The guy who handed the report to the doctor must be a damn good writer, able to creat a flawless song out of so many diseases. Also props to the doctor, who sang it perfectly first try (he read it first time cause he didn’t know he deaf)

  • @awkwardsilence3951
    @awkwardsilence3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just respect the guy who wrote the subtitles

  • @smasherjet
    @smasherjet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3068

    Patient: “Give it to me straight doc, what is it”
    Doctor: “*yes*”

    • @lordpisces5019
      @lordpisces5019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Doctor: I can't give it to yous straight, we're both guys.
      Patient:...
      Doctor: Also, I don't want to catch Ebola.

    • @fuck60705
      @fuck60705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      doctor:be patient

    • @redcrewmate2101
      @redcrewmate2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "*yes*"

    • @redcrewmate2101
      @redcrewmate2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whay

    • @redcrewmate2101
      @redcrewmate2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

  • @jepiene
    @jepiene 6 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Only at the last moment he realised he was deaf
    Which means he improvised the whole song

    • @toast3374
      @toast3374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or he forgot he was deaf

    • @milkmanchristian9859
      @milkmanchristian9859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@toast3374 how could he forget when it's in a RED CIRCLE

    • @imabird1566
      @imabird1566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’ve seen plenty of clickbaity thumbnails with red circles and I have forgotten all of them.

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imabird1566 nice one

    • @gabrielgarcia9822
      @gabrielgarcia9822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But diring the backwards joints, the leg went backwards

  • @TheSleeplyone
    @TheSleeplyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Favorite Line
    "Your Heart's Diseased and full of Bees."

  • @lokielectro1585
    @lokielectro1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how he circle the deaf like earlir he was "ok this is important" and forget anyways.

  • @Cloruro
    @Cloruro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    When your head hurts and you ask Google...

    • @Joe-xq6on
      @Joe-xq6on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nicolino Ricolino you should ask them how to spell *ask

    • @CheezayBallz
      @CheezayBallz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      No matter what it is, You have cancer

    • @redmanpanda2343
      @redmanpanda2343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nicolino Ricolino god that is me in a nutshell

    • @ohyeahyeah7318
      @ohyeahyeah7318 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad Boi their is nothing wrong with it

    • @cubez2289
      @cubez2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah yeah He edited the comment

  • @mfiuza.2232
    @mfiuza.2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    Boy: my arm hurts
    Doctor: hold my beer....

  • @fengshuimaster7880
    @fengshuimaster7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What bing comes up with when you say you have a slight cough:

  • @Awesomegman1234
    @Awesomegman1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    The tune to this song is... *infectious*

    • @bardt8132
      @bardt8132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'm really sick of these cancerous puns.

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ba-dum CHEE!

    • @slump9149
      @slump9149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Totally Sickening.

    • @tomhchamp
      @tomhchamp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gerald P It's the melody from The Very Model of a Modern Major-General from Pirates of Penzance. 's'classic.

    • @Asher.Yodaah
      @Asher.Yodaah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is originally the Major-General song from Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance. Been parodied many times, but I recommend looking up the original.

  • @spiralzy
    @spiralzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2286

    This is top tier C&H, good work

    • @robdenbleyker2029
      @robdenbleyker2029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THANKS BUDDY

    • @hydrowan
      @hydrowan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob DenBleyker Really good EP ☺️

    • @adihensem76
      @adihensem76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toro is in the middle of an argument with me

  • @IUseRandomPfps
    @IUseRandomPfps ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This will forever be the greatest Cyanide and Happiness short.

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Me: coughs once.*
    *Google symptoms:*

  • @seraj1808
    @seraj1808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    1:13 me when seeing exam results

    • @internetuser736
      @internetuser736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rahman Serajur good one.

    • @toadlord8594
      @toadlord8594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When I look at my College tests results.

    • @markcampos4862
      @markcampos4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Doctor=teacher
      You are the blue shirt guy
      So basically its your teacher saying you had a perfect score then he double checked and you actually got an F

    • @thedyldillpicklerockstarfo9067
      @thedyldillpicklerockstarfo9067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FB I a bit too early

    • @sh3ndufromyt531
      @sh3ndufromyt531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohh snaap the cops are here quick RUN!!!!!!

  • @funtainment777
    @funtainment777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    Doctor: You have 1 minute and 37 seconds to live
    Me: What are my symptoms again?
    Doctor:

  • @gwreevesReeves
    @gwreevesReeves ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kevin Murphy!!! From MST3K!! I knew I recognized his voice. Best show ever!

  • @trentonsohl1835
    @trentonsohl1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The end was everything.

  • @sampinto6466
    @sampinto6466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    Why can't all doctors be like this?

    • @Xskills16
      @Xskills16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dr. Mordin Solus is!

    • @spearsharp8682
      @spearsharp8682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lost him in ME2 on my first run, played another run to get him back

    • @syrellius6027
      @syrellius6027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Cus some of them lost their medical license

    • @spearsharp8682
      @spearsharp8682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's Dr. zed

    • @akirafudo8968
      @akirafudo8968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It would be really sad to hear

  • @mv6354
    @mv6354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    Why is it so catchy. I have heard it a million times now.

    • @BobJones-zl3yo
      @BobJones-zl3yo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      M V-PlAyEr this is my 37th time resetting because it's just so awesome

    • @lordswagg9157
      @lordswagg9157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same lol

    • @DanCojocaru2000
      @DanCojocaru2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Animaniacs.

    • @nirobu
      @nirobu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dan Cojocaru pretty sure it's the tune for modern major general

    • @mikailuoo949
      @mikailuoo949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10 times seen 😆

  • @Jonaegh
    @Jonaegh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    With all that shit going on with him, even if he was deaf, you'd think he'd look even a little under the weather

  • @aidanstevens5345
    @aidanstevens5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One of the few rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    If Disney owns a hospital

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disney wasn't even born when this was written

    • @kellenrist3973
      @kellenrist3973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...? Disney's been dead for years. How could he NOT have been born before this?

    • @smefbob
      @smefbob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pirates_of_Penzance

    • @briansammond7801
      @briansammond7801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because the tune is "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" by Gilbert and Sullivan, written in 1879, and Disney was born in 1901.

    • @bfrost5266
      @bfrost5266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khalid Faisal Lmaoooo XDD

  • @candydoggo8926
    @candydoggo8926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3941

    Turn off sound to hear the song through the patients point of view

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      I actualy did it

    • @arloxo6928
      @arloxo6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      It's more clear now

    • @falsegodichor
      @falsegodichor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Just looks like a happy tune...

    • @jefenstein7694
      @jefenstein7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I understand now

    • @AstroLOW
      @AstroLOW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I don't understand how he was clapping away, I didn't know what was happening when I turned the sound off

  • @PhilPower134
    @PhilPower134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the funniest short they've made. Change my mind.

  • @jjm6562
    @jjm6562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Salute to the writers and the singer!

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the power of Kevin Murphy

  • @comingsoon199
    @comingsoon199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    1:15 when u see ur exam results after thinking that u will pass

    • @_otaku_395
      @_otaku_395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Dark Craft Rises so true

    • @Zebrakoids
      @Zebrakoids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Dark Craft Rises Yes.

    • @billymcleod1963
      @billymcleod1963 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHA you're so funny!!😒

    • @comingsoon199
      @comingsoon199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SodaDuck McFarland it's the truth accept it

    • @fuzz134
      @fuzz134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SodaDuck McFarland Your bad sarcasm was made worse by the emoji.

  • @ArghaSaha05
    @ArghaSaha05 7 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    I didn't think he would survive for 98 seconds.

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      im pretty sure he cant speak..since he`s deaf

    • @andysalvador5765
      @andysalvador5765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      akira amano Please tell me that was a joke.......

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      even seen a deaf from born person can speak properly ???

    • @zimv1234567890
      @zimv1234567890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      akira amano yes.
      also if he needed freaking LAB RESULTS to check out he is deaf it seems he is not deaf from birth

    • @erwincuahutencos3750
      @erwincuahutencos3750 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Argha Saha I

  • @masterjmv2374
    @masterjmv2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how the doctor was singing his patient's symptoms and ended the song by saying mr watson is deaf and his eyes were shocked by what he saw on the paper. Idk why it's funny when you're singing about health issues,but this is pure comedy gold.

  • @michaelbennett5821
    @michaelbennett5821 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how they put "Also you're deaf".Not trying to sneak it in,or incorporate it in the words.Its just,"also you're deaf."

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    _Plot twist 2: He's nearsighted too, this is a pet hospital_

    • @cdxer
      @cdxer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Plot twist 3: He is half dog

    • @Amon-Jr
      @Amon-Jr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      FroyoHead Animation plot twist 4: the doctor dies

    • @themoistoyster3015
      @themoistoyster3015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What the fuck

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FroyoHead Animation your avatar seems familiar what is from?

    • @cdxer
      @cdxer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dewaun Warren It's from him. That's his channel icon.

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
    @Horny_Fruit_Flies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    It could be worse.
    He could be blind as well.

    • @jahelthegamer6827
      @jahelthegamer6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks Horny fruit flies

    • @buisimon6901
      @buisimon6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean he can see the guy dancing and the list

    • @urieltam7995
      @urieltam7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he read the list and became sad

    • @dannyislame
      @dannyislame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Corona

    • @4hotcheetosman563
      @4hotcheetosman563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not that it matters now

  • @brendenbradach
    @brendenbradach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its always great to hear Kevin Murphy doing comedy.

  • @beachboysswiftie
    @beachboysswiftie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    literally how is this man still alive

  • @Xast10
    @Xast10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Well at least he's not blind

    • @MMMinecraftDK
      @MMMinecraftDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      atleast he's not black**

    • @Coronet_shop
      @Coronet_shop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mikkel Kulmbach really?

    • @willlanham4952
      @willlanham4952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao

    • @memegumin
      @memegumin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mikkel Kulmbach thats internet for yall -_-

    • @cbCOOL1248
      @cbCOOL1248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raditya 786 (plays Seinfeld theme)

  • @alexmoscatelli149
    @alexmoscatelli149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    "Please never reproduce" 😂😂😂

    • @njackson6807
      @njackson6807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Galactic Virus
      Might give his child a Z chromosome XD

    • @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt
      @RoFLduhasLoLgesagt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg, your comment has 404 likes, so basically, there is no longer a comment, till someone likes your comment again :D

  • @ilikecreeper331
    @ilikecreeper331 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Your cells have unknown chromosones"
    dude this is the best line i was rolling on the floor

  • @lordmagicmann
    @lordmagicmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oddly one of the only songs I can listen to over and over again without it getting old.

  • @octaviusthe2nd672
    @octaviusthe2nd672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Me: *coughes for once*
    Parents: You're ok
    Doc: You're ok
    Google:

  • @ZERO-rz2go
    @ZERO-rz2go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    The original song is from “I am the model of a modern major general”

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Thanks. You just saved me so much trouble.

    • @wolvesgirl1565
      @wolvesgirl1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Gordon Freeman sings the song the best

    • @alucardhellsing2497
      @alucardhellsing2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The venerated Virginian veteran

    • @ZERO-rz2go
      @ZERO-rz2go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow 99 likes. I'm suprised

    • @ianenavarro08
      @ianenavarro08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am the hundredth like!

  • @peterpumpkineater6979
    @peterpumpkineater6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Me: Its just a cough
    Mom: Its just a cough
    Doctor: Its just a cough
    *GOOGLE:*
    You’ve got...

  • @edwardjones1045
    @edwardjones1045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Better go Call Make-A-Wish!”
    I DIED 😭😭

  • @reallylamekid8120
    @reallylamekid8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    The clipboard actually list the lyrics
    *RESPECT+*

    • @childoftheauthor
      @childoftheauthor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *angry description noises*

    • @miguelvillegas7049
      @miguelvillegas7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackgibson511
      Ain’t that wacky? 😳

    • @luigiman64
      @luigiman64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think he practice this right before he came into the room

    • @chamodsamarasinghe1638
      @chamodsamarasinghe1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd think they would just be scribbles.

    • @schwifty9520
      @schwifty9520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the lack of detail in the 'Liver sucks' entry 🤣

  • @vinnyx3585
    @vinnyx3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Norovirus-Norovirus is a very contagious virus that causes vomiting and diarrhea
    Hepatitis- inflammation of the liver
    Tendinitis- A condition in which the tissue connecting muscle to bone becomes inflamed.
    Syphillis-A bacterial infection usually spread by sexual contact that starts as a painless sore.
    Salmonella-An infection with salmonella bacteria, commonly caused by contaminated food or water.
    Sickle cell-A group of disorders that cause red blood cells to become misshapen and break down.
    A rash- Temporary outbreak of red, bumpy, scaly, or itchy patches of skin, possibly with blisters or welts.
    Toxoplasma-A disease that results from infection with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite.
    Asthma-A condition in which a person's airways become inflamed, narrow and swell, and produce extra mucus, which makes it difficult to breathe.
    Arthritic brain-
    Rheumatoid arthritis and brain fog. Rheumatoid arthritis (RA) is best known for causing painful, swollen joints. But many people with RA say they also have to deal with symptoms like forgetfulness, trouble concentrating, and difficulty thinking clearly.
    Acidic blood-Acidosis is caused by an overproduction of acid that builds up in the blood or an excessive loss of bicarbonate from the blood (metabolic acidosis) or by a buildup of carbon dioxide in the blood that results from poor lung function or depressed breathing (respiratory acidosis).
    Dick hole trickles pickle juice- um..??
    Gangrenous- Death of tissue in a living body, especially in a limb, caused by a bacterial infection resulting from a blockage of the blood supply to the affected tissue.
    Seizure prone-A disorder in which nerve cell activity in the brain is disturbed, causing seizures.
    Cancer-A disease in which abnormal cells divide uncontrollably and destroy body tissue.
    Taint inflamed- · They happen when bacteria enter your body and cause an infection. Your immune system sends white blood cells to the area, which can cause pus to form in the area.
    Anus sprained-Anal injury. Injuries to the anal region are often the result of changes in bowel function. ... Sometimes the muscles in and around the anal region go into spasm, and this can lead to a tightening of the sphincter that makes passing stool painful. It can also cause a tear, which can bleed.
    Vein clogged with plaque-Plaque is a mixture of fat, calcium, cholesterol, and waste from the cells in the body. ... Clogged or blocked arteries can stop fresh blood from reaching parts of the body, which can put a person at risk of a heart attack, heart failure, or stroke.
    Spine a wreck- Damage to any part of the spinal cord or nerves at the end of the spinal canal.
    Infected throat-Pain or irritation in the throat that can occur with or without swallowing, often accompanies infections, such as a cold or flu.
    Heart diseased-Heart conditions that include diseased vessels, structural problems, and blood clots.
    Measles-A viral infection that's serious for small children but is easily preventable by a vaccine.
    Weevils-Weevils are a type of beetle belonging to the superfamily Curculionoidea
    Alcoholic syndrome-Physical and mental damage in a child due to alcohol exposure while in the womb.
    Chronic symptoms-
    The main symptom is fatigue for over six months. The fatigue often worsens with activity, but doesn't improve with rest.
    Kidney stones-A small, hard deposit that forms in the kidneys and is often painful when passed.
    Crohns-A chronic inflammatory bowel disease that affects the lining of the digestive tract.
    Leaky knees-When effusion happens in a joint - commonly the knee - excess fluid can pool in a part of the joint called the synovial cavity. It then leaks out into the soft tissue around the joint. This can happen as a result of injury, infection, or arthritis: ... Joint effusion caused by an injury often is accompanied by joint pain.
    Athletes foot- A fungal infection that usually begins between the toes.
    Trucker butt- When you've been driving too long and your ass starts to hurt real bad like a truck/ semi driver's ass would.
    Twisted testicle-A twisting of the male organ that makes hormones and sperm (testicle).
    Deaf-Total or significant loss of hearing.
    Thanks for reading all of this it took a long time

    • @thepumpkinking889
      @thepumpkinking889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow nice job

    • @oblivious7194
      @oblivious7194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good job dude

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love how the only one that stumped you was Dickhole Trickles Pickle Juice. 🤣

    • @hussainattai4638
      @hussainattai4638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You forgot toenail cheese

    • @wolfwarrior1176
      @wolfwarrior1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So basically he is a dead man walking

  • @swisscheese6664
    @swisscheese6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What I expect when I’m bit by a small, harmless spider vs what actually happens

  • @user-jd3gf5xw1x
    @user-jd3gf5xw1x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if you watch thiss muted, it sounds like the doctor's delivering great news

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Me: *Finding the best way to make a virus in Plague Inc*

  • @mokka1115
    @mokka1115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Meanwhile in the Lab: HOW DID HE GET THOSE THINGS????

    • @s-tale6165
      @s-tale6165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      (╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\
      That must be how they look like

    • @connormartinson7619
      @connormartinson7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He played fork knife so his parents didn’t vaccinate him

    • @theguyintheworks8838
      @theguyintheworks8838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drugs. Stay away, kiddies.

    • @joksizantos7520
      @joksizantos7520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Plague Inc

    • @thegrimviolet9497
      @thegrimviolet9497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simple he decided to take a trip through a nuclear reactor and found a nice glowing play toy XD

  • @aarontimothy799
    @aarontimothy799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that they circle the "deaf" part indicate that the doctor do that everytime

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What an absolutely legendary short. I keep coming back to this one and The Homestead. I love the musical ones!

  • @DerpGuyPlayz101
    @DerpGuyPlayz101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    i dont know if im more confused on him clapping to the beat or why he's not dead yet

    • @astropeen9811
      @astropeen9811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He was clapping because he had no idea what the doctor was saying because he's death

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Alan Cajamarca *deaf

    • @Zacuree
      @Zacuree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      if hes deaf he cant hear the beat?

    • @professorhentai1986
      @professorhentai1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Zacuree he can feel the vibrations

    • @trashbanditc00n
      @trashbanditc00n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I listened to this with the valume muted so I can see how the other guy saw it

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Me: **Stubs my toe**
    WebMD: *YOU NEED TO AMPUTATE YOUR LEG IMMEDIATELY*

    • @Victor-bp6dl
      @Victor-bp6dl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Da Dragon Durp relatable

    • @matthewgarcia3435
      @matthewgarcia3435 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Da Dragon Durp its always u

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Superdarkcloud666 waw. xD

    • @geronimoguy111
      @geronimoguy111 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Da Dragon Durp WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!

    • @durpddurke4633
      @durpddurke4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GeronimoGuy
      I don't know and I wanted cookies.

  • @bluethelucario6194
    @bluethelucario6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin Murphy! This is now my favorite short.

  • @VictoriaLuiseHohenzollern
    @VictoriaLuiseHohenzollern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Charles II of Spain in a nutshell.

  • @baoquannguyen1542
    @baoquannguyen1542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2957

    The most unlucky guy in the world

    • @varietyhub2948
      @varietyhub2948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Jax mac321 no,that role goes to sad larry

    • @abdnasar6206
      @abdnasar6206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jax mac321 also his lucky that his deaf he wont hear all that

    • @monoka4929
      @monoka4929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you even been on this channel before? XD

    • @thetruem8178
      @thetruem8178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jax mac321 well actually its brine not juice

    • @caseyjames9058
      @caseyjames9058 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That right

  • @therooster72
    @therooster72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    this is by far my favorite cyanide and happiness short

    • @adamharford4142
      @adamharford4142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the one with Lunk

    • @txcneko4022
      @txcneko4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried and even with no sound I noticed my result was bad

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dark humor to the extreme lmao
      The only thing that could make it darker is if the lab coat was black and if batman had a cameo during the song

  • @Zorg688
    @Zorg688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why but I keep coming back to this..always makes me laugh

  • @Skullhawk13
    @Skullhawk13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I showed this to my doctor and she chuckled.

  • @Dryaspis
    @Dryaspis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Your cells have unknown chromosomes killed me XD

    • @nickkunst4309
      @nickkunst4309 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aggelos M what if the chromosomes said sxx 👉👌😘

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Noah Lampkin SIR THIS IS AN ADULT SERVER SO NO EMOJIS

    • @antster139
      @antster139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoy Crobs um he/she can do whatever he/she wants your the one that's acting like a child

    • @pikminpro6692
      @pikminpro6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chichi Ugo *you're

    • @antster139
      @antster139 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PikminPro Dabest even if I made a mistake I think he'll know what I'm talking about

  • @suckersupreme4380
    @suckersupreme4380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Mr. Watson's smile at 0:32 is adorable.

    • @FandomGarbage
      @FandomGarbage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Max I find this cute for some reason

    • @pie9458
      @pie9458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tord Larrson lol yeah

    • @MeeM927
      @MeeM927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To have all that shit in your body...
      *Yeah.*

    • @v.e.theorist8838
      @v.e.theorist8838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      1:00 especially

    • @oofmynugs5923
      @oofmynugs5923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ^~^

  • @ocularzombie6679
    @ocularzombie6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Doctors when they found COVID before New Year's Eve but didn't know what it was:

  • @kylerbritton7830
    @kylerbritton7830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe it's been 3 years 😂, still one of the best videos you've made.

  • @thekingofthecats42069
    @thekingofthecats42069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    WebMD when you type "slight cough"

    • @kahootmaster6925
      @kahootmaster6925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R Booth I actually just laughed out loud

  • @Schensue
    @Schensue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Kevin Murphy is the very model of a modern general practitioner.

    • @iz723
      @iz723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mordin.....

  • @nashiggyjay9944
    @nashiggyjay9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching F is for Family, also featuring Kevin Murphy

  • @0BucketMask0
    @0BucketMask0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've come back here every once in a while for years because it's just that funny to me

  • @Artbug
    @Artbug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    This was a WebMD singing you your symptoms when you search sore throat....