Astral: how much does a polar bear weigh? Me: (not getting it at first) i don’t know… Astral: enough to Break the ice Astral: hi I’m astral Me: … Me: Names ____ Me: NOW MARY ME💍✨
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT Eat and stay hydrated
I was so distracted by thinking about how you turn a profit in that line of work and how you would gather enough business to even make it profitable that I missed most of our date😂
I’m sorry but when he asked for 16% wine I died laughing😂. I have never heard someone ask for wine like that before. 😂 I work in a liquor store and the ones who do ask about wine alcohol content are always people who know little about wine and always want something with a lower percent, never higher. Edit: Lmao I commented too fast now he’s talking about the color. 😂 “That’s some strong stuff” Yes because you asked for 16%. 😂 (Not tryna hate here, I love your voice and audios it’s just funny to me)
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This guy threw out every red flag in the entire manual within the first three minutes... Is this a SPEEDRUN. 😂
“How are you so. . . knowledgeable about my line of work?”
The magic of ✨ A S M R ✨s and ✨ F A N F I C T I O N ✨
That was my favorite line
"Its the color of my enemies blood."
Me: Oh cool. WAIT WTF-
Bro that pick up line so smooth I'm going to use it next time thank you for the material astral!
"I simply sell a unique sort of action"
Str!pper?
"Hitman? Close."
Yeah let's go with that.. thats totally what I said
PPPFFFTTT-
Astral: how much does a polar bear weigh?
Me: (not getting it at first) i don’t know…
Astral: enough to Break the ice
Astral: hi I’m astral
Me: …
Me: Names ____
Me: NOW MARY ME💍✨
I'm really dumb but please can u explain it i don't really get it 😭😭😭
@@m11ya_ ohh okay...I get it ..."a polar bear weight enough to break the ice..!"
@@m11ya_ break the ice, like, break the silence:)? Sr i’m not really good with english😅
I heard "how much does a polar bear bleed?" 💀
the ice breaker line im never forgetting that
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
DO NOT OVERWORK OR BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF’S YOU’RE DOING GREAT
Eat and stay hydrated
😍
@@duolingo6554 oh hey 😏
A CEO? This is going to be interesting ❤️😊
And it was… interesting ❤️
Yeah it was interesting ❤️❤️❤️
omg thank you so much for an New Video! I love your voice
I was so distracted by thinking about how you turn a profit in that line of work and how you would gather enough business to even make it profitable that I missed most of our date😂
????????? Why was the ice breaker stupidly attractive?? That’s legit cool tho, ty
I’m sorry but when he asked for 16% wine I died laughing😂. I have never heard someone ask for wine like that before. 😂 I work in a liquor store and the ones who do ask about wine alcohol content are always people who know little about wine and always want something with a lower percent, never higher.
Edit: Lmao I commented too fast now he’s talking about the color. 😂
“That’s some strong stuff”
Yes because you asked for 16%. 😂
(Not tryna hate here, I love your voice and audios it’s just funny to me)
Him:.... Like the blood of my enimies.
Meh: Ha! Nice~
Satan: ...... I raised them real well-
Sooooo many red flags.... but he has got money 😅
“How much does a polar bear weigh? … enough to break the ice”
Me: 😮😦 i did not know this was possible. Im stealing it
This will be interesting😎😃😌
can you make a part two to this plz
Part 2
Is it just me or...
Did he drink the entire bottle of wine?!
OwO
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Please part 2 ...
Early
Plz make more like thiz🙏🏻
Astro stop calling me a girl I already told you I'm a boy!
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You sound like an assistant not a ceo I don’t like that
This cant get any cringer
Shut
@@f.b.i4219 caught u in 4k
@@JuicyCat_x wut
@@f.b.i4219 what is FBI doing here?