How muller intends to catch trump: Muller: "So, we have information that you are a small mastermind behind the Russia collusion" Trump: "No, im the biggest collusion mastermind you have ever interrogated, in human history" Done:
Mueller: There's an old saying in FBI: If someone's hands are small, their Russia collusion must also be small. Trump: I have the bigly-est, most tremendous Russia collusion you have ever investigated, believe me!
People saying this is all a “nothing burger” should just be quiet. Let the investigation run its course unless you all have some top-secret information that nobody else has access to and can share it with us. Maybe there’s nothing but don’t claim to be all for “justice” while discrediting an ongoing investigation.
I agree, Alexis. And while attorney client privilege cannot be broken, it can be said that there most definitely IS an insanely high degree of proof not only of the collusion, but mostly regarding money laundering with Russians as far back as 2006. People need to be patient and realize that the media can only give out tiny snippets of info because that's all the legal and investigative teams can share. #BePatient.
He has a position, if he doesn’t recall anything about everything then why is he working there? Dementia isn’t a joke or an excuse and if he have memory problems why is he working ? Who find him competent? Who hire a person who doesn’t recall anything in everything he hear or do? Especially in a critical job like a politician? It’s weird he is there just there getting paid for nothing .. because he recalls nothing.
Kris K What's your problem mate? Rn me and over a hundred others don't have to spend our time finding out in which order to watch those videos, because boonlincoln makes this effort. I really appreciate that. And now please stop this nonsense or it's you that gets reported
Hey Stephen, if you have watched the Harry Potter movies, you should know that house elves like Jeff Sessions literally can't say any bad stuff about their own master, that's why he keeps repeating "I don't recall", so unless you can somehow trick Jeffy's master Donald Trump into giving Jeffy a sock or something to free him from the magic bound, he'll have to keep repeating "I don't recall" forever.
Watch the FULL conversations between Jeff Sessions and Robert Mueller, and the earlier conversations between Sessions and Al Franken and you'll see that Jeff Sessions has done absolutely nothing wrong. He has been slandered and maligned by Democrats.
Start with the Jeff Sessions/Al Franken arguments, they are on TH-cam and they reveal what absolute shits Al Franken and his fellow Democrat cronies have been to Jeff Sessions.
*might* perjure himself? Oh that's a given the only thing unknown is how long Mueller can listen to him alternating between bragging and nonsensical gibberish before harming himself or Trump
What you are seeing in this video is a carefully selected soundbite that tells nothing of the context of Jeff Sessions answer, or even hints at the fact that it is part of a much longer conversation. Having watched the whole thing, and the earlier conversations between Sessions and the obnoxious Al Franken, I can tell you that his response of "I cannot recall" is both true and the proper response in a legal context. The Democrats are trying to find something, even a single word, that he might have speak that is inaccurate or questionable, and when they do they will call him a liar. He has nothing to explain or apologize for, and he has rebutted the allegations and insults made against him. Like any human being, he cannot recall in precise detail every word he spoke from months and years ago, and what is being demanded of him in this witch trial is a 100% precise recollection of every detail of public and private conversations. "I cannot recall" is not a dodge.
I didn't say he was too old to recall. Jeff Sessions probably has a very good memory, but when he is giving evidence, any statement he makes that is later judged to be false may be used against him. This is a man who has an awful lot of conversations with an awful lot of people, and the _context_ of those conversations is important to whether or not he said anything that was against house rules. In simple terms, Jeff Sessions is being accused - mostly by innuendo - of "talking to *The Russians* when in reality he has only talked to _Russians_. there is a wide world of difference between talking to people who are Russian and talking to "The Russians". Jeff Sessions was not meeting agents of the Kremlin, he was having normal dialogues with Russian representatives, the same as many other people - including Democrats - did during the lead-up to the election.
Just like always, all that Mueller needs to say is: Those were the best firings of all the time. The tangerine dump will immediately not only confess but also boast of the firings done for no reason :D
Actually, it would be better if the firings were done for no reason. Trump does not understand that the DOJ is not supposed to be his private law firm and that the FBI is not supposed to be his own private investigative agency.
Not an option, sadly. Not only do investigations take a long time (yes, even with live TV confessions), I'm not sure if he can even bring his findings forward with Republicans in control. Keep hopes about Mueller to the side, and focus on midterm elections first for realistic change in the horizon.
*+Anish Mohanty* No matter which side one stands with regard to Trump and his office, the investigation must never be seen to be overly eager. It has to take a measured, calm approach. And Mueller is the man to do that. If he rushes and botches the investigation then justice may not be served and isn't that what all decent people want? Justice?
Honestly i hate the whole ‘I don’t recall’ mantra of our current republican party. If you ‘don’t recall’ then you ‘don’t need your position’ anyway. Obviously our current government reps. are suffering from dementia and need the retire for health reasons.
They'll call it "The Most Boring Movie Ever Made". It will show Mueller sitting in a dark office with crayon drawings on the wall showing Putin and Trump shaking hands, while Mueller is making sure those million dollar paychecks make it into his account on a regular basis. Then some flunky runs in and says we got some dude on money laundering. We got 'em, boss! Mueller shakes his head slowly and cries. Aaaannnndddd fade to black. CUT!!! That's a wrap. Cue the credits.
Why? How dumb are you that you take the time to type a comment to me telling me to shut up, thinking I'll just take your advice and shut up? You made the mistake of taking the eazy method instead of the method that works. Try again.
Yeah, the Trump Hate and anti-American propaganda is awesome, but does it bring back jobs, lower taxes, make our borders more secure, give investors enough faith to allow wall street to take off, or anything else to improve the lives of working American citizens?
Warden: What happened in the shower room, Donald? Trump: A big nothingburger. Some of the guys, guards and prisoners, there's good people on both sides, they said I have the best bottom. Believe me.
Heard the memo news? FBI and Hillarys people LIED to a federal judge to influence the election against Trump and ILLEGALLY spied on many people! DEM heads will roll finally. TRUMP was right as usual!
That's... not how physiology works. Or do you think basketball players are big because they grew up in big houses? There are different races and breeds of goldfish, just like there are with any other kind of Pet.
Dracul JOSHI: On Myth Busters they tested a goldfish's memory. The myth was that a goldfish had a one second memory, and it turned out that they had a 40 second memory. That's 40 times the memory that the myth said, but it's still not very long.
IMHO, Jeff Session should go, he is either a lire (duh) or have serious problems with his memory. Neither of which is acceptable for the position he is currently occupying.
While that is a given, if Sessions is fired, then Trump will never be impeached because the investigation will be stopped. Sessions cannot fire Mueller because he recused (voluntarily said he could not get involved) himself from that specific case. His replacement would NOT be someone who recused himself, and Trump's new pet Attorney General would be allowed to take charge of the investigation and dismiss the special counsel. So, NO, you don't want Sessions fired yet. Just like you don't want the investigation concluded until after the 2018 mid term elections. Because it takes a 2/3rds vote by the legislation to prosecute the President. It's an all Republican Majority congress. They won't prosecute him. So yeah, in order to sack this guy from the Oval Office for his crimes, both Sessions has to stay AG *AND* the Senate and House have to have a major change after the November mid term elections.
They ain't investigating a pie eating competition. But I like how you're already trying to say that when proven, it's not a crime to accept the political help of a hostile foreign nation to take the highest job in the land. Literally the highest placed Russian Asset in the history of the world. Which is a pretty big fucking crime. One that multiple senior members of his campaign have already pled guilty to working with. If a Soldier does this, they go to Leavenworth prison for life and face possible execution for being foreign agents and treason.
Jeff Session doesn't recall any memory of his life. He using "I don't recall" A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. GUILTY AS CHANGE SIR!
Because you can't prove that someone actually can remember something. That way, they don't have to admit guilt, take the 5th, refuse to answer or give information.
Everyone vote november so we can flip the house and senate and right when Mueller finishes the investigation we can vote to impeach this child and save what's left of our rights and democracy!
What individual rights have you lost? How has your democracy been destroyed? Oh, you mean by the Democrats fixing the primary and trying to fix the general election? Yeah, I agree. But seriously, what rights have you lost under the reign of Trump terror?
Chuck Brown thank you!!! This is the Dem and liberals theme song, we’re all victims “ Please rule over us tell us how to think!!” No one not one of these assholes on the news admit that we’re in a better state of Economic and no foreign attacks!! Fuck off liberals take your fake ass Obama and killary
Note that he's saying "I don't recall" and not "I didn't do it". Either he's senile and he indeed don't recall, or he's just covering for himself if it is proven that he lied.
I predict that Trump is going to seal his own fate. I mean, the guy managed to incriminate himself even in a simple news interview. Imagine what he can do in an interview that's part of an actual criminal investigation!
First, I'm a libtard, and now, I'm a fool. I hope you don't think you've made an actual point here. And no, this is not the wild goose chase you so desperately want it to be. None of the signs point in that direction. At this point, it could not be much clearer that something is seriously amiss and has been since before the election. In my view, only an intense bias and/or willful ignorance can explain this sort of denial.
People like you voted in the worst president in history with Obama. Trump has done more in a year than the Chicago hustler did in EIGHT! Get used to saying president Trump for another SEVEN years!
best colbert segment I've seen in a long time! holy shit, amazing news about the investigation and jokes were just awesome. You can tell how happy colbert is about this stuff adding up
This video has 1,321,812 views, 15,397 likes, and only 1,252 comments? I think not. Either the comments section is being heavily censored, and I mean HEAVILY, or this video has an 'enhanced' view count, like those KidsTVZone videos with multiple millions of views. 50/50
How muller intends to catch trump:
Muller: "So, we have information that you are a small mastermind behind the Russia collusion"
Trump: "No, im the biggest collusion mastermind you have ever interrogated, in human history"
Done:
UninstallingWindows lmao!
UninstallingWindows, I will bet any amount of dollars that he would exactly say what you wrote.
"Believe Me"
Mueller: There's an old saying in FBI: If someone's hands are small, their Russia collusion must also be small.
Trump: I have the bigly-est, most tremendous Russia collusion you have ever investigated, believe me!
UninstallingWindows Yeah, that sounds about right.....
" I Do Not Recall " is the MO of these old as Moses senior citizen politicians .
if he has that bad a memory maybe he need to go bye-bye
Let's not use age as a factor here, there are good senior politicians too like Biden, Warren, Sanders, etc.
“I do not recall voting for these old farts”
ThE DuCk: Yeah, that's The Democrats line. They should sue Trump for plagiarism.
When Kamala Harris was grilling that old racist fuck, I was literally smiling from ear to ear.
Too old for the job with memory failing like that.
Before anyone asks, yes you can take that as meaning Trump, Sessions and most his senior staff.
Another non-English speaker. Interesting.
"Mr. Sessions, are you on autoplay?"
"I do not recall."
"Mr. Sessions, are you a Krusty the Clown doll?"
"I do not recall. Muahahaha."
Marc Shanahan
I'M LOL LOL Paw Patrol games Paw Patrol games Paw Patrol games
if his memory is so bad why is he even in office anyway
That's what Trump wants: incompetence and hostility toward the agencies that his officials are directing
This is an insult to Keebler elves everywhere !!! Lol😆😅
Give the pumpkin man enough time and he'll brag about his crimes anyway
Jerricola
True.
Jerricola hahahaha this.
Like the end of "A Few Good Men".
Trump 2016 well obstruction and Emoluments Clause to begin with.
Lying to the FBI about contacts with Russians. Thats the crimes so far by Trump associates. Get your facts str8.
People saying this is all a “nothing burger” should just be quiet. Let the investigation run its course unless you all have some top-secret information that nobody else has access to and can share it with us. Maybe there’s nothing but don’t claim to be all for “justice” while discrediting an ongoing investigation.
I agree, Alexis. And while attorney client privilege cannot be broken, it can be said that there most definitely IS an insanely high degree of proof not only of the collusion, but mostly regarding money laundering with Russians as far back as 2006. People need to be patient and realize that the media can only give out tiny snippets of info because that's all the legal and investigative teams can share. #BePatient.
I suppose fbi text message just disappear like hillary's email. And american is too stupid to understand classify info so they can't release fisa.
good lord, how much more taxpayer money you want to waste on this distraction?
Well Rowen...How much at least as much as tRump has wasted golfing?
Rowan Phillips as much as is necessary to complete the job.
Be Patient.
Why do they even ask Sessions? Everybody knows that he "doesnt recall" anything.
He doesnt recall the last known location of his Keebler elves lol
If he lies under oath he can be arrested so if he says I don’t recall when he’s already spoken about something he could be in deep shit
He has a position, if he doesn’t recall anything about everything then why is he working there? Dementia isn’t a joke or an excuse and if he have memory problems why is he working ? Who find him competent? Who hire a person who doesn’t recall anything in everything he hear or do? Especially in a critical job like a politician? It’s weird he is there just there getting paid for nothing .. because he recalls nothing.
Because in a perfect world when they proved he was lying the whole time they'd be able to charge him with perjury or something
I don't know, personally I'm never going to get tired of the Keebler Elf bit. It's so apt.
GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!!!!!
Monologue Order:
1. Big News In The Russia Investigation
2. Shutdown Over, Trump Gets Back To Work
3. Does Mike Pence Know What A 'Porn Star' Is?
MVP
There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who split Stephen Colbert monologues, those that order them, and those that watch them.
Kris K nope this is actually pretty helpful
Thank you boonlincoln. I find myself heading for your comments first just so I can find the order. Ignore the haters. You are very helpful.
Kris K What's your problem mate? Rn me and over a hundred others don't have to spend our time finding out in which order to watch those videos, because boonlincoln makes this effort. I really appreciate that. And now please stop this nonsense or it's you that gets reported
"Gotta catch them all! "
Go get 'em! Let the righteous flow!
Hey Stephen, if you have watched the Harry Potter movies, you should know that house elves like Jeff Sessions literally can't say any bad stuff about their own master, that's why he keeps repeating "I don't recall", so unless you can somehow trick Jeffy's master Donald Trump into giving Jeffy a sock or something to free him from the magic bound, he'll have to keep repeating "I don't recall" forever.
Toad Jiang a real patriot would iron his hands. I’m sure he could even find someone willing to help.
Toad Jiang I had no idea how much that would make sense until now
Watch the FULL conversations between Jeff Sessions and Robert Mueller, and the earlier conversations between Sessions and Al Franken and you'll see that Jeff Sessions has done absolutely nothing wrong. He has been slandered and maligned by Democrats.
Hercule Holmes You're right and I apologise. Just give Jeffy some clothes so he can be free 😂😂😂
Start with the Jeff Sessions/Al Franken arguments, they are on TH-cam and they reveal what absolute shits Al Franken and his fellow Democrat cronies have been to Jeff Sessions.
*might* perjure himself? Oh that's a given the only thing unknown is how long Mueller can listen to him alternating between bragging and nonsensical gibberish before harming himself or Trump
What you are seeing in this video is a carefully selected soundbite that tells nothing of the context of Jeff Sessions answer, or even hints at the fact that it is part of a much longer conversation. Having watched the whole thing, and the earlier conversations between Sessions and the obnoxious Al Franken, I can tell you that his response of "I cannot recall" is both true and the proper response in a legal context.
The Democrats are trying to find something, even a single word, that he might have speak that is inaccurate or questionable, and when they do they will call him a liar. He has nothing to explain or apologize for, and he has rebutted the allegations and insults made against him. Like any human being, he cannot recall in precise detail every word he spoke from months and years ago, and what is being demanded of him in this witch trial is a 100% precise recollection of every detail of public and private conversations.
"I cannot recall" is not a dodge.
I didn't say he was too old to recall. Jeff Sessions probably has a very good memory, but when he is giving evidence, any statement he makes that is later judged to be false may be used against him.
This is a man who has an awful lot of conversations with an awful lot of people, and the _context_ of those conversations is important to whether or not he said anything that was against house rules. In simple terms, Jeff Sessions is being accused - mostly by innuendo - of "talking to *The Russians* when in reality he has only talked to _Russians_. there is a wide world of difference between talking to people who are Russian and talking to "The Russians". Jeff Sessions was not meeting agents of the Kremlin, he was having normal dialogues with Russian representatives, the same as many other people - including Democrats - did during the lead-up to the election.
Just like always, all that Mueller needs to say is: Those were the best firings of all the time.
The tangerine dump will immediately not only confess but also boast of the firings done for no reason :D
Actually, it would be better if the firings were done for no reason. Trump does not understand that the DOJ is not supposed to be his private law firm and that the FBI is not supposed to be his own private investigative agency.
I don’t recall but *I do declare*
THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT MUELLER'S INVESTIGATION TO HURRY UP
Anish Mohanty Nah fuck that, get everything you can and maybe, just maybe all these shitheads end up in jail. They all won't but one can dream.
Not an option, sadly. Not only do investigations take a long time (yes, even with live TV confessions), I'm not sure if he can even bring his findings forward with Republicans in control. Keep hopes about Mueller to the side, and focus on midterm elections first for realistic change in the horizon.
*+Anish Mohanty*
No matter which side one stands with regard to Trump and his office, the investigation must never be seen to be overly eager. It has to take a measured, calm approach. And Mueller is the man to do that. If he rushes and botches the investigation then justice may not be served and isn't that what all decent people want? Justice?
No. Roast them all very slowly..........
I don't. I want it to be thorough.
I love to hear Colbert do Sessions’ accent - the best,
Elona Thomason His Lindsey Graham is even more hilarious. You got to love Colbert
Stop calling him the president, and call him Pinocchio, or the crook, or the big liar.... or what have you
Honestly i hate the whole ‘I don’t recall’ mantra of our current republican party. If you ‘don’t recall’ then you ‘don’t need your position’ anyway. Obviously our current government reps. are suffering from dementia and need the retire for health reasons.
If there was nothing there...a lot of people sure are pleading guilty, cooperating, and lawyering up.
Prisons now use orange outfits, but on that orange orangutan, he'll be effectively camouflaged.
Right on ! Get em Stephen
With those kinda memory problems... Methinks Sessions doth protest too much.
Sessions badly needs to watch that Schwarzenegger movie - Total recall
Mueller might actually be the first to find ANY pattern in Trump's entire behavior.
Hey guys and gals. Try going into work and trying that on your boss.
"Ah don't recall"..........YOU ARE FIRED.....
Seen here just loving life!
I so want to see the movie 20 years from.... "The Mueller investigation"
They'll call it "The Most Boring Movie Ever Made". It will show Mueller sitting in a dark office with crayon drawings on the wall showing Putin and Trump shaking hands, while Mueller is making sure those million dollar paychecks make it into his account on a regular basis. Then some flunky runs in and says we got some dude on money laundering. We got 'em, boss! Mueller shakes his head slowly and cries. Aaaannnndddd fade to black. CUT!!! That's a wrap. Cue the credits.
Shut the fuck up Chuck.
Why? How dumb are you that you take the time to type a comment to me telling me to shut up, thinking I'll just take your advice and shut up? You made the mistake of taking the eazy method instead of the method that works. Try again.
The Washington Re-post, it's all the little things that make me love Stephen.
Yeah, the Trump Hate and anti-American propaganda is awesome, but does it bring back jobs, lower taxes, make our borders more secure, give investors enough faith to allow wall street to take off, or anything else to improve the lives of working American citizens?
Only kids under twelve leave comments like yours @White Identity.
White Identity and you have a giant T engraved on your forehead
Oh shit! He busted out a cookie hahahah hats off to the writers on this one.
Warden: What happened in the shower room, Donald?
Trump: A big nothingburger. Some of the guys, guards and prisoners, there's good people on both sides, they said I have the best bottom. Believe me.
TheReal008Zulu trump is making America great again
trump is making his butt bigger again
Heard the memo news? FBI and Hillarys people LIED to a federal judge to influence the election against Trump and ILLEGALLY spied on many people! DEM heads will roll finally. TRUMP was right as usual!
The memo hasn't been released, and it has been shown that the memo's contents were fabricated. Trump's a liar, as usual.
Trump has been right every time! Butt still hurt since last year? Get used to trump for seven more years snowflake! Thanks for playing loser!
We need the jolly green giant or Gargamel to wipe the dumb smile off that keabler elf’s forgetten face.
When the movie comes out about Trump's candidacy, I want Robert Muller to be played by Stephen Colbert.
WhiplashSL Personally, I think Sam Waterston would be a better fit.
That keibler elf gets me every time!! 😂😂😂😂😂🙌
Goldfish actually have quite good memories... the short memory thing is a myth to make people feel better for putting them into tiny bowls.
Dracul JOSHI I thought they put them in tiny bowls to keep them from growing in size. I saw goldfish in a pond and they were huge.
That's... not how physiology works.
Or do you think basketball players are big because they grew up in big houses?
There are different races and breeds of goldfish, just like there are with any other kind of Pet.
Dracul JOSHI
I know this is silly to ask but I'm delightfully intrigued: Exactly how are the memories of goldfish tested?
with SCIENCE, of course! Just a little maze actually.
th-cam.com/video/FYibcUYAX4E/w-d-xo.html
Dracul JOSHI: On Myth Busters they tested a goldfish's memory. The myth was that a goldfish had a one second memory, and it turned out that they had a 40 second memory. That's 40 times the memory that the myth said, but it's still not very long.
keebler elf: i do declare.... lol
Best ever!
But let justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever flowing stream
#RealeaseThePeepeeTape
Gotta catch 'em all!
IMHO, Jeff Session should go, he is either a lire (duh) or have serious problems with his memory. Neither of which is acceptable for the position he is currently occupying.
While that is a given, if Sessions is fired, then Trump will never be impeached because the investigation will be stopped. Sessions cannot fire Mueller because he recused (voluntarily said he could not get involved) himself from that specific case. His replacement would NOT be someone who recused himself, and Trump's new pet Attorney General would be allowed to take charge of the investigation and dismiss the special counsel. So, NO, you don't want Sessions fired yet.
Just like you don't want the investigation concluded until after the 2018 mid term elections. Because it takes a 2/3rds vote by the legislation to prosecute the President. It's an all Republican Majority congress. They won't prosecute him.
So yeah, in order to sack this guy from the Oval Office for his crimes, both Sessions has to stay AG *AND* the Senate and House have to have a major change after the November mid term elections.
That is a good point I didn't think about, thank you sir.
4c1dr3fl3x *non* crimes.
They ain't investigating a pie eating competition. But I like how you're already trying to say that when proven, it's not a crime to accept the political help of a hostile foreign nation to take the highest job in the land. Literally the highest placed Russian Asset in the history of the world. Which is a pretty big fucking crime. One that multiple senior members of his campaign have already pled guilty to working with. If a Soldier does this, they go to Leavenworth prison for life and face possible execution for being foreign agents and treason.
Jeff Sessions: I do not recall... I do not recall...
We can only hope
...like an ever-flowing golden stream...
Jeff Session doesn't recall any memory of his life. He using "I don't recall" A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. GUILTY AS CHANGE SIR!
Because you can't prove that someone actually can remember something. That way, they don't have to admit guilt, take the 5th, refuse to answer or give information.
Jeff Sessions can take his glases on and off with his elvish magic in 1:40
Everyone vote november so we can flip the house and senate and right when Mueller finishes the investigation we can vote to impeach this child and save what's left of our rights and democracy!
What individual rights have you lost? How has your democracy been destroyed? Oh, you mean by the Democrats fixing the primary and trying to fix the general election? Yeah, I agree.
But seriously, what rights have you lost under the reign of Trump terror?
Jason Schultz fuck off you must be on welfare go live somewhere else snow flake
Chuck Brown thank you!!! This is the Dem and liberals theme song, we’re all victims “ Please rule over us tell us how to think!!” No one not one of these assholes on the news admit that we’re in a better state of Economic and no foreign attacks!! Fuck off liberals take your fake ass Obama and killary
Lmao, that was my first thought. When they said they questioned him!!! "Why are y'all excited? He just pretended to not remember"
It's always the same 300 people that don't like Colbert's show, but that 300 keep watching.
Smith, still hearing those strange voices in your head?
They are called "Thoughts". Try to have one of your own, little fascist.
Just remember you are never alone with your delusions libtard!
They are called "thoughts". Try and have one of your own.
Smith, a perfect example of a liberal with mental disorder!
Note that he's saying "I don't recall" and not "I didn't do it". Either he's senile and he indeed don't recall, or he's just covering for himself if it is proven that he lied.
That "I do not recall" bullshit shouldnt fly, If you cant say no, in a court of law, then it should be taken as a yes!
"i do not recall" isn't "no" ..soooooooooooooooooo yeah it's fine =3
I Just Died! The Cookie and Goldfish
An American classical GARBAGE show !!!!
Jeff Sessions, well I don't recall it . I don't recall it , I don't recall it , and on and on it goes.
A standard of ability to recall important conversations and meetings should be....what am I saying... we're all boned.
GET LOST, Hillary!
I demand to know, in his own words, why Penn Jillette was fired!
yeour ounar aa dount recaulllllll
"I do not recall" = "I did, but I don't want to confess"
I predict that Trump is going to seal his own fate. I mean, the guy managed to incriminate himself even in a simple news interview. Imagine what he can do in an interview that's part of an actual criminal investigation!
Like all the other libtard predictions, WRONG AGAIN!
I guess we'll see, won't we? In any case, name-calling won't help you or Trump, so what was the point of that?
This investigation is a WASTE of my taxes! Anyone but leftist fools know it!
First, I'm a libtard, and now, I'm a fool. I hope you don't think you've made an actual point here. And no, this is not the wild goose chase you so desperately want it to be. None of the signs point in that direction. At this point, it could not be much clearer that something is seriously amiss and has been since before the election. In my view, only an intense bias and/or willful ignorance can explain this sort of denial.
People like you voted in the worst president in history with Obama. Trump has done more in a year than the Chicago hustler did in EIGHT! Get used to saying president Trump for another SEVEN years!
Cookies have better memory than Sessions.
*PLEASE*
_just please_
_I don't have a request_
_I just want you to please_
Xavier Reichel I'll do it!
Can I just call out the savage music choices in the background? Batiste played (Here come the) "Men in Black" and "If I only had a brain". Perfect!
Holy toasted shitcakes, I’m early.
SJ Designs that's what she said.
I've never toasted them... how are they as compared to hot fresh steaming shitcakes
Thank you! I just had that same question
My wife’s late
I love all the Jeff "Keebler Elf" Sessions bit.
10 views 15 likes...TH-cam go home you’re drunk
Refresh your page
Wow. This was a joke made on a video for a comedy show. People need to chill out.
Dear god everyone i made a joke on a comedy show *clutches pearls*
Attorney General Sessions makes repeat appearance on The Late Show! Hurrah!
you are amazing!
I 💛Stephen Cobert
What's also crazy is that we haven't really heard Robert Muller talk at all so we don't know how this man will bring interrogation justice
getting nervous steven?
you know what's really happening.
Look at that little troll sessions Squirming, lol get em!!!!
This whole video all I’m thinking of is I want that Cookie 🍪 I’m hungry
RUSSIA GATE > WATERGATE
"I do not recall" pathetic words from a pathetic administration.
John get mad props for that little pokemon rift in the background that I was not expecting
best colbert segment I've seen in a long time! holy shit, amazing news about the investigation and jokes were just awesome. You can tell how happy colbert is about this stuff adding up
"HAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
I can't handle it anymore.
"But I have the memory of a goldfish" SO SAVAGE XD
You can’t get arrested for lying to the FBI if you don’t recall the answers to their questions.
i love his jeff sessions impersonation so much
John's playing the song from The Wizard of Oz..."If I Only Had A Brain"...LOL.
Ah dew Knot recawl ever hearing someone skate on thinner ice!
2:04
/7 "Here come the Men in Black
Galaxy Defenders" /7
Jon Batiste hits us with another curve ball :D
I didn't know the monologue order, so I clicked here, heard 'welcome to the late show' and thought "Ha, KNEW he'd lead with this!" xD
Our government should sell tickets to that. We'd make a ton of money...just don't let the cabinet or the WH near it.
How is it someone with no memory is qualified to work in government?
1:17
When the
"Gotta catch them all...
Pokemon!"
Finds its way into your life
💖❤💖 Stephen
"If I only had a brain..." Nice one JB.
If these guys don't go down for obstruction of justice (at least), then there's no such thing as justice in the USA.
Grandma smoking weed for her glaucoma has a better memory than "i can't recall "
Why...I do not recall....at all....dont know what im doing here at all!
They will not got to jail. Just another waste of tax dollars and a circus.
Trump would never deny being hyperbolic. It starts with hyper, it sounds awesome!
I don't recall for all of his answers.
This video has 1,321,812 views, 15,397 likes, and only 1,252 comments? I think not. Either the comments section is being heavily censored, and I mean HEAVILY, or this video has an 'enhanced' view count, like those KidsTVZone videos with multiple millions of views. 50/50
Remember the first time he did the cookie bit?
Should have used Ronnie's line " I don't recall knowing waht I knew before I knew it"