Ned: Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years. Simon: **stands up and starts clapping**
@@alihossain6642 The boy says "Amanda Holden's been on it for years". The joke is that Ned is saying that there have other talking dogs before on that show, for example, Amanda Holden. He is implying that she does not have much talent. He pronounces "been" as 'bin' which is a London regional dialect variation.
Adam West There was a talking dog on Britain’s got talent before, and Ned says he don’t understand why people were excited about one talking dog when there was another in it for years... as in Amanda. Basically Ned was calling Amanda a talking dog
I love the courage this kid has. It takes a lot to stand on stage like that and be able to rattle off lines to a crowd, even if you're being cheered on. Props to him. :D
“When the kid comes to class late his classmates apologize for being early” “When the kid fails a test, the test apologizes for putting the wrong answers” “When the kid buys a game, it must agree to his terms and services”
The Mexican wave joke flew over everyone’s head and the kid survived the awkward silence whilst the audience was waiting for the punchline after it already being said so amazingly
Ned Woodman :"Why is everyone so exited about that talking dog on Britain's got talent? Amanda Holden has been on it for years! Simon Cowell : *CLAPS UNCONTROLLABLE*
This kid at 8: **be’s a comedian on bgt** Me at 8: **tries to figure out if the light turns off when i close the fridge** edit:OMG AAHHH 2K LIKES?! THATS SO MUCH!THANK YOU UWUU
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Ned: **enters the stage**
Judges: **Laughs at him**
Ned: *"So you've chosen death?"*
Haha LoL
l o l .
🛀🏃♀️👼💤💥💫💣🕳🙀👹🤐😴🥶🥶🥶
@@silivenisiwaqausa8502 wtf
Not death but punished by being roaster in the funniest ways
I just love how Simon gets up and starts clapping immediately 😂😂😂
Cuz Simon likes contestant saying mean things or roasting the judges 😂😂😂
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Ikr this is the only thing he actually liked 😂
Look at how Cutely he smiled after roasting Amanda
😆😆👌
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Ned: Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years.
Simon: **stands up and starts clapping**
What did that mean?
@@alihossain6642 …
@@charon_cmlxix9458 plsss tell mee
@@alihossain6642 Ned was comparing Amanda to a talking dog
@@alihossain6642 The boy says "Amanda Holden's been on it for years". The joke is that Ned is saying that there have other talking dogs before on that show, for example, Amanda Holden. He is implying that she does not have much talent. He pronounces "been" as 'bin' which is a London regional dialect variation.
David: 'Is that you Dec?'
Ned: *smiling* Alright, I'm going to roast the f out of them
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 that made me laugh
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
savagery at its best
i just noticed lol
Yeah
I cried, not cause of laughter, but because of how beautiful his roast are at his age.
Lol
What
*Wipes tears
I know man there is just so much beauty in the world you know
Damn, the kid destroyed Amanda
@Adam West you mean you don't get the joke he told her?
Adam West There was a talking dog on Britain’s got talent before, and Ned says he don’t understand why people were excited about one talking dog when there was another in it for years... as in Amanda. Basically Ned was calling Amanda a talking dog
Tq very much spencer
@Adam West Do you know Adam West, the player on the NBA?
@Adam West super hot fire
His delivery is impeccable. Very impressive for an 8 year old (or anyone for that matter).
yup and he has damn good tone as well
I agree with this comment
"...Someone call the Yard, I just saw an eight-year-old commit multiple MURDERS in front of millions of witnesses!:"
Will be a shame when his voice breaks. Then he'll be like Gatis Kandis
The secret son of Gordon Ramsay
Ramsay
Eli Mendoza lol
Over watch let’s go
LOL 😂
But meme version
Plot twist:that wasn’t his real act,he just used that chance to roast the judges and continued it because it was funny
Lmao
Lol
@P_ikachooSonThe1st he said plot twist
@@oldarthurmorgan6319 howdy ARTHUR MORGAN
@@freddiemercury5987 hey Freddie Mercury
In the first audition
Young girl : He’s so cute!
Lol
Absolute madlad
Rest is history
Oooo looks like that girl has a new boyfriend
Here it comes
I love the courage this kid has. It takes a lot to stand on stage like that and be able to rattle off lines to a crowd, even if you're being cheered on. Props to him. :D
At 8 I was too scared to Ask my parents for an ice cream, and this kid is doing this?
"Alesha... Alesha laughing, Alesha not dancing."
I still can't get over that one 😂
Sahithya Karthik me neither
what’s the joke
metalsonikku ohhhh ty for explaining, it’s funny now that I get it
I thought i heard " Alesha laughing, At least she's not dancing " 😂
Loll
He is going to replace Simon in future
Abdul King naaa he replacing Gordon Ramsay 😂
Abdul King no Gordon
Na Simon doesn’t roast people he is not rude he is just honest
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
This is that one cousin whos roasting the hell out of you and everyone is laughing and when you say something back its offensive
True
It's definitely offensive when u say something back to the man of words
Ya of course we're never right
Ned had the whole audience laughing. He could be a stand up comedian when he grows up
He already is. Stand up comedy is not always done by adults
@@monstrouscapacity1790 i’m pretty sure thats the joke. So I’m sorry bro I gotta Woooooosh ya
@@19videogameumm that is not a joke..this comment was surely not intended to be a joke.(not trying to fight)
Probably not
@@troepvanerik5880 It totally wasn’t. You just don’t understand what a joke is and that’s ok
Simon saw his childhood
HAH
😂
HAHA
Lol
Lol
I love how Simon always check on female judges to see if they’re offended
LOL xD
Savage
6:54 he copied Kevin Hart
LOL xD
The thing is that most of the time they actually are offended
0:50 “I love him already”
*gets roasted few minutes later*
Lol
Me too.
GPRO678 /Mark I know
Lmao
"Ironic"
BGT Judges:
*takes it as a joke*
AGT Judges:
BAD ATTITUDE.
Nope its just when a kid roasts someone they find it cute but when a teen or adult does it they call em a brat
@@alex-nu8cc Nah, it’s just that Americans can’t get a joke. I am only one of the some americans who understands this
@@alexagurrola170 sooo true I'm one of those Americans too ,people can be so dumb these days...
people have gone really soft now a days
Americans are just really soft
This kid at 8: *Comedian on BGT*
Me at 8: *seeing how many blueberries I can put in my mouth in order to make it sour*
Lol I can't relate but that's funny
Sometimes i fell useless..
@@ioannisdimitrakopoulos9062 you're not useless
@@user-kg4do9pb7d he is useless
Just like me.
@@ioannisdimitrakopoulos9062 Ayyy me too
Amanda: Presses buzzer when Ned roasts her
David: Just nods and accepts it
Ha
David got off easy tho tbh
Ned in school : roasting everyone
Ned in got talent : roasting judges
More like roasting teachers
OOOOHHHH
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I wonder how much he roasts his friends
He's got excellent stage control and knows exactly how to engage his audience.
Amanda: i would never press my buzzer!
Also Amanda: *presses buzzer*
Love ya profile pic!
anna grochola WHy tHaNk yOu U.U
@@gabby_ispositiveyt7628 because he is a weeb :D
Lol true
Whot buzzer I’m still in the beginning
Bullies: give me your lunch money!
Ned: roast the bullies like crazy
LOL
Lmao xD
XD lamo lol
cringe
Bullies: give me your lunch money!
Ned: roast the bullies like crazy
Ned later: *nursing black eye and broken leg in hospital*
Judge’s: how old are you
Ned: the savage age
Probably 9
@@cartii_21 he’s 11 now
You had the chance to say “sav” age
@@typical_talent2078 savage
@@typical_talent2078 almost 12 if he was born 2009
“When the kid comes to class late his classmates apologize for being early”
“When the kid fails a test, the test apologizes for putting the wrong answers”
“When the kid buys a game, it must agree to his terms and services”
👏👏👏👌👌👌👌
Lmaoo
This really made me laugh 😆
Lol extreme lol LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
He doesn’t buy the game, the game buys him.
Same old copy paste comment from other vids
Who else finds it funny at the start he walks on this little girl in the audience says awwww he’s so cute when she is about the same age lol 😂
Lol i think she is younger
@@butteredwaffle8017 :^
Yes I noticed that 😂
@@butteredwaffle8017 mmmm
@@SwagsterPotatoGD lol she didnt ask if you noticed it. She actually asked if you found it funny
Who’s here watching while in quarantine
Lol me
Mee😁
Me lol
Me,I hope you all are healthy and well.
meee
People: give a funny unique performance
Simon: *NO*
Boy: refers Amanda to a talking dog
Simon: standing ovation.
Lol i read it ovulation
Haha
@@eduphile9421 lol
Outstanding move
LoL
David: is that dec?
Ned: *thinks* you don’t know what you got yourself into
What does it mean?
@@nelsonmiranda6117 it means David was saying that Ned looks like dec
Little kid walks up onto the stage with a angel smile
Starts roasting every judge
Tariq Khan ?
@@doughnutworld3055 uh yeah
Wuh
Ned:Roasts Amanda
Simon: *Claps*
Yes. That is correct.
Imagine the kid roasting each judge one at a time and they all click the red buzzerds 😂
@@abdussami9165 Calm the hell down, buddy.
@Ohm's GameBone that guy was damn good, managed to trigger the audience as well
AbdusGamer chill-
@TastyPurpleJuice he was pretty good. I don't think he want the million and want to just roast them judges, they let go the best comedian ever
He would reterly cry and i want that to happen
Someone literally hired this kid to roast the judges 💀
Him:At the start looks cute and nice
Also him: *savage mode activated*
3 years later and Ned’s still got me cracking up laughing. Great thing to watch in lockdown. 😂
“ what I really wanted was his mOnEy” I DIED🤣🤣
Love you 😍
@@areaddiaz3988 simp ass nigga
I’ve been searching for this comment
Were you his grandpa? =P
@@MorderElg THIS IS AMAZIng
The Mexican wave joke flew over everyone’s head and the kid survived the awkward silence whilst the audience was waiting for the punchline after it already being said so amazingly
It went over my head too… plz explain
He asked whether they hate doing the Mexican wave, but they didn’t realise that he made them do it anyway
ned: im 8
girl: how cuuuuute!!
me: girl you arent even 6 yet
Hahhahahha😶
Hahahahaha ha 😐
XD I noticed that
Aha
Lol you most be 13 or somthing kinda hitting on a 8 year boy
I love when Ned hits Amanda’s button and she says I should never press my button but in Neds first performins she pressed the button
So true!!!
Yeah lmao
Yes😍
I think during the first performance it was a joke she didn’t actually mean to press it, but yeah pretty ironic
that’s the whole joke
1:25 the girl on the left is having a stroke
My grandfather died of stroke
huma I’m sorry for your lost, my grandma died from a stroke 💔
@@TheInvincibleH it's fine😂, sorry for your loss
😂😂😂dude ur eyes r special 😂
No she isn’t
This kid is an absolute legend 😂
Who's watching while we're in lockdown
Me
oh boy same
Wait ummm I guess me
Me
Me
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Not even a single animal:
Me:
Kid: *starts roasting better than a sassy angry teenager*
I guess that means the kid has no soul.
ned roasts
judges : aw, hahahaha
teen and other ppl roasts judges
judges : you have a bad attitudes
There was this adult called Robert White who roasted the judges.
@@tombstonerforever9374 Britishers can take it but American can't... And i am not even gonna start abt indians
@@arunishsingh2946 are u an Indian?
@@arunishsingh2946 you've been hanging out with the wrong people
@@arunishsingh2946 innit americans are soft
The purest gold you will find.
1:42
ALESHA: OH NO!
ALESHA: OH NO!
Ned: Alesha Laughing At Least Your Not Dancing
It's Alesha not dancing, but yes it sounds like that
@@MrRedforman1 that was the point of the joke
@@JemarusVogue it wasn't a joke, he said it wrong
@@JemarusVogue Dude ur dumb. ZackYT misheard Ned and spelled it wrong
@Cade Fishman the play on the name is part of the joke.
Alisha: Oh I love him already
5 seconds later
Calls Amanda a dog
Is Aleesha lolz
@@axzyl3770 it no is
And it lol
-Alisha Effect- it’s Alesha actually
@@anayatrinity ik I misspelled and she and me have the same pronounced name but different mine is Alisha here's is Alesha oof lol
Anybody reading this is blessed
@∂єиιѕє I see
I didn’t get shipment in codmw I’m not blessed
Thank you
282nd like
God bless you
The judges: *shocked *
David:I mean he ain’t wrong-
Ned Woodman :"Why is everyone so exited about that talking dog on Britain's got talent? Amanda Holden has been on it for years!
Simon Cowell : *CLAPS UNCONTROLLABLE*
Mr. Ice cream wait i dont get the joke can u explain 👁👄👁
I didn't get that joke
Loll
@@saumyaverma5188 read my other comment
@Sʜᴜʙʜʀᴀɴsʜ Sɪɴɢʜ damn
Ned must be a relative of Simon’s, he just has to be! 😹
naa i would think gordon ramsey
Plot twist: he is simon who time traveled to get himself from the past
People say that if Simon stands up for u at the end of the performance u are a legend. He stood up within the first minute and other times as well :D
They made such a fuss over him, and called him cute. I think they regret their decision.
Yes absolutely
So true
@@othmanena9ouri182 kenge arabe
Why
Hi army suga
Try not to cringe :
0:48 hE's sO cUTe
1:16 oooh
1:23 sAvaGE
4:22 savage
4:27 lets say that again
7:46 he screwed up
When he screwed up tho 🤣🤣
Nobody:
All the judges when Ned roasts Amanda: CLAPS this is the best
“He still died” as part of his joke. Some of the audience: awwwwww
Wait wait!!!......Is that Horrid Henry
Lol.. Looks almost the same😂
LMFAOO
Lol
He does, rlly 😂🤣
They don't even look alike
Plot twist: Simon is his biological father
This kid at 8: **be’s a comedian on bgt**
Me at 8: **tries to figure out if the light turns off when i close the fridge**
edit:OMG AAHHH 2K LIKES?! THATS SO MUCH!THANK YOU UWUU
Not hating but this is bgt not agt agt is American got talent and this is britain got talent
Esha Khan agt can also mean Australia’s got talent
moonlight multi yea
me too- also u probs mean bgt :)
Me at 17:
Ned is the type of kid the teachers hate the most because of the way he’s able to just absolutely roast people.
When he kept saying savage it killed me it’s kinda cringe
Gymnast Libby_ lol ikr and he thought when no one heard him say it he said it twice and I cringed so much
Trueeee
Trueeee
Sorry
Kl
They were all like “awww”
Then when he started roasting they were like”ohhh”
Haha true
i edited my comment so no one can know how i got these likes 😂
Me
I am learning English with reading comment
ME
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XYッNYTRO gaming Meeeeeeeeee!
What a legend. Now somebody give him a TV show
i love that there allowing themselves being roasted only because hes a kid
This must be one of the first times Simon wears a suit?!
heyyy 123 maybe to impress Ned into not roasting him
His delivery is impeccable. He’ll go straight to the top
Ned is like, “looks can be deceiving”
Ned: Roasting the Judges.
Me: Now That's A Lotta Damage.
You can tell a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at
Some people laugh a what’s funny, some at what isn’t, and some just laugh at nothing.
This kid should perform and act in a movie in Netflix
True
omg! The "AWW CUTE" from the girl in the audience was so adorable!
Amanda : awww hes cute
Ned : ENDS HER WHOLE CAREER
Does anyone look at comments with loads of likes and you think to yourself "I wish I wrote that".......
Bruh meh tooo
Meh
Not really, also wierd pfp
he can never be hated by any of the judges cuz he's still a cute lil kid
When he pressed the red button FOR her that was just complete genius
Bully watching this right now: Mum mum! Thats the kid that bullied me!
No one:
Literally no one:
David Walliams: iS tHat YUo deC.
This is Amanda: I love him already.
Ned: Get roasted Amanda.
Kid roasting people
Audience loving it
The one female judge getting offended
Bully: Give me all your money!!!!
Ned: Savage!!!
Ps 2020 anyone?
I am here
Meh😊
Here
Me
2022
I saw one that was similar but with an adult, and he got 4 buzzers right away, everyone got super mad
M Heintz link?
@@Billy-ky6dm th-cam.com/video/hgVZtxnNpeg/w-d-xo.html he didn't get the buzzers right away, I remembered wrong, but he got three pretty early on
That's dude at a crappy begining
I watched him, he was kinda weird
1:26 dat women in the background doe.
I commented that ☹️
Ikr
taZe_ clan you’re trash
TheInvincible H I saw it
David: Is ThAt YoU dEc
Ned: *alright ima roast the hell out of you*
I think he’s my new idol
more like new simon
SAMEEER
He would roast my 15 year old brother so good I would be smiling my whole life
Lol
I feel that everybody is watching this during lockdown
Yeah
Yes
Ned:Roast everyone
Me:wdym?
Me: * Roast them on fire *
Me:Perfect cooked like a star!! 🙌
No matter how many times I watch this I can't help but laugh and giggle all the way through it😹😹
Literally the only contestant to ever press the button to his own act
Aleisha: I love him already!
Me: Oh really just wait for him to roast you..
Me: *scrolling through comments*
Also me: *finds this comment*
Me: o-O
"...but what you should be wondering is how I started off this performance in a grey jacket, and ended it wearing a camouflaged t-shirt!" 🤣🤣🤣
Would like to understand the context of this line 🤔
What was it supposed to mean???
The judges: “Please show us MERCY!”
Ned: “Mercy? Never heard of it”
Amanda said “I already love it” Ned roaste her so hard
"For my first trick I'm gonna make the judges smile disappear." Me : Oh WOW
1:54 They way he said ‘Simon’ gave me goosebumps
I'm just saying this kid is gonna rule his secondary school