Totally bro it's so funny to watch Jews make fun of Jesus Christ. It's so hilarious!!! In the Jewish Bible, Jesus is boiling in human excrement. Ahahaha stupid Jesus. I love Jews!
"There's nothing wrong with the argon! We're just having problems! When Jesus had problems, he didn't blame 'em all on argon!" Amazing. Best actual infomercial since Alan Resnick.
Very clever word play, there. Did you notice how the pastor slipped up and actually said "our god" instead of argon later in the skit? Makes you wonder how they got ownership of a god, let alone all that argon!
Sad part is argon is a noble gas so it really doesn't react this way. Radon actually has some danger due to it's size leading to various levels of radioactive decay (the decay is the dangerous part as noble gasses are inert). Argon's primary danger is oxygen displacement, meaning if you breathe in a room full of argon you aren't breathing oxygen so you're suffocating while breathing normally. It's much scarier than what was presented.
5:55 "Around this time Jesus becomes more and more interested in a collectible card game called Po-po-din featuring different desert lizards." I'm crying over here. Why is this so funny to me?
It's the mental image and concept of our cultural idea of Jesus, a literal deity, being not just involved in, but ENTHRALLED by something as childish and banal as card-battle pokemon. It's like finding out Sir David Attenborough is a huge fan of 2010 era Justin Bieber. It's so unexpected it's absurd.
At the end, when you see the hallucination of jesus calling to the guy while dressed as a pick up artist and showing off his Po Po Din collection, I burst out laughing.
The Greek shipping magnates part, is, probably the peak of this shows humor. This intricate and super fascinating story of how this book traveled was NOTHING but it getting passed between Greek shipping magnates.
i think an even funnier fact is that there WAS a Sbarro that was bombed by HAMAS during the 2nd Intifada in 2001 lol, the attention to detail is on point!
ghengis john I have to agree with you. Comments like that reduce the absurdity of religions, and the "funny factor" of situations. Lets just treat religions as ridiculously as we see them.
The argon is a metaphor for "holy holy holy" talk, and all the craziness that flows from that. Who else grew up in crazy Evangelical land like I did? You know exactly what I'm talking about.
this has got to be the best one yet. besides being funny, it's completely authentic looking and is a wonderful parody on the gullibility of american pastors when it comes to forged early christian artifacts.
"We tasted his body; we drank his blood; now, we can read his book". Genius. Pure genius. I laughed so hard when I saw Christ's alleged sunglasses. ^_^
@@embercoral Yeah but it's not going to make your teeth fall out. It doesn't react with anything and your body wouldn't notice the build up of CO2 so you would eventually just become light headed and pass out. Also argon is colorless and odorless.
@@embercoral The only thing argon and likely any of the other noble gasses would cause is oxygen deprivation when you breath too much of it instead of oxygen
Antique, I've read the Bible several Times, and am reading it for an Audio version, which I am placing on my Channel. No, its not accurate, and people like you who say it is are just idiots who want to pretend your clever when all you do is copy other peoples arguments. You haven't read the Bible, but I'm sure you'll say you have.
Not sure if you misinterpreted my comment, but I was arguing against the accuracy of the Bible. I don't believe people who think it is accurate are idiots, though. Just gravely misinformed.
Antique, the only arguments you will have on why the Bible is innaccurate will be things like the Creation Account or Noah's Flood. Its old crap we've heard before, and frankly, it shows you don't know the Bible well at all. The problem is not that the Bible is inaccurate, its that your sources on the Bible being inaccurate are bigoted morons who just like tearing down Christianity.
As an atheist who was raised Catholic, this is an absolutely hilarious piece of religious satire. I know several people from my old church who would be horrified by this.
Im with you mate. If you have grown up christian, this is absolutely hilarious. There are lots of 'in jokes' such as the debate of weather its a fig or another form of fruit.
The smaller details in these are what always gets me. For example “Rev. Boxley Fryer: Pastor, US’s Largest Non-Floridian Megachurch” “Dr. Pike Crowley: Archaeologist, Tel Aviv School of Music and Interpretive Dance”
Its the small touches that make these for me, "I'd like to thank our noble god for these noble gases!" Brilliant writing. Very clever for those listening closely
@@Laotzu.Goldbug lmao. You're title leads me to believe you would possess such a book. I actually have a copy of it because unfortunately I feel it will be a matter of time before it is removed from online stores and it is impossible to get in a store. In my opinion the book has interesting ideas but Hitler himself wasn't a very talented writer.
+Joshua Rios why is that? we laugh at any religion but if you dare to show disrespect to.. ah never mind.. funny how we all stand after the barricades togheter when an anti islamization march is passing and if we should look who stand next to us ,.lgbt, Muslims, Christians, working class socialist.. (and so on) they hate eachother 's guts even more but nevermind that too.. all is well
Was watching this in full stealth mode during class till they showed Jesus's sunglasses and I burst out laughing like a mad man. Standing outside class watching the rest of the video now 😎
Thats not actually how argon kills you, it would push the oxygen from their lungs out and they would have passed out fairly quickly then to die, secondly argon is MUCH heavier than air so unless they were lying on the floor inhaling it they would not have passed out or died, argon is a VERY heavy gas that usually sits on the floor and hovers around like a thin tiny fog upon it, just a little info for you all, not critisizing just giving info :D
Uh... it still does... lol. I mean *solely* in a Comedy context it makes sense.... but I'm sure a lot of people would be happy to hear that sentence if we "really did" find his writings. In a "religious" context it's *perfectly normal* ... which is why I find "religion" batshit insane.
I just found out these infomertials, it's been a while since i cried laughing! Thank you great people who made this, thank you youtube, thank you Jesus, thank you Argon!
+SamuraiPie8111 Its well known that museums had,have & should have a Pizzeria. And in this case , the book of christ is like adding a double order of anchovies (since he was a fisherman) which made the cuisine to salty to bear , therefore unpalatable. Which of course led to stone pallets being dropped upon workers toes who were chiseling the marquee for the pizzeria when Jesus's rough draft was being delivered to the pharisee's publication facility. Right after that ... he was arrested for hijacking a donkey , which had led to a slow speed chase through the streets knocking over many sheckle carts. The authorites checked his blood alchohol level , and found it to be 100% wine. Which led to a sentence of crusifixion since donkey drive by sheckle heckles had become an all to common occurrence in those days. That's the story as corroberated by a witness named Judas anyways.
*sigh* *You're your = shows ownership. Exactly like the "my", "his", "hers", or "theirs" you're = contraction of "you" and "are" What you meant to say = "when YOU ARE dead, YOU ARE dead" What you said = "when my dead, my dead"
+SgtPerkins More than likely, yes. I don't know what the scientific formula for it is, but somehow the creators of these informercials are masters at making the audience feel uncomfortable.
+Ian Love more like masters of making the audience wet themselves with laughter although this one is no where near as good as the salad mixxer or the smartpipe
it's the general Erieness and I also think it's a reaction to some of the more odd parts as your brain is like "Wtf am I watching ? should I help them?" lol it's why creepy stuff is creepy. it's our brain not knowing what to do about what we are seeing, the thought of flight instead of fighting whatever it is ,is better survival wise .
I love the hidden symbolism in adult swim infomercials. Argon in this video is kinda like the fanatical presevation of an ancient religion that sort of should be dead.. (the religion of the book I mean, not necessarily a deity if thats what you believe)
"Do not lie with a womam who is menstruating,unless you want to."
Best advice i ever followed.
Jesus knows what is best
Bro, I tell em everytime! "Jesus doesn't care you're bleeding from your front butt, I'm just tryina procreate girl"
I'd lie with that host lady dayum
"I find it hard to believe that Jesus would've wanted this much lemon."
"I have faith that God would want this much lemon."
it's like how we are religious but only the watered down version witch is soothing to drink.
+Rothnacum1 or the other way around to overcompensate lol
not everything has to be drowned in barbacue sauce!!!!
Char Rar That's a shameless lie, and you know it.
yes I admit it. I lied in the face of God. I'm sorry
Lost it when they showed Jesus's sunglasses😂
Trust YouMe hella legit
Fucking this^
so you mean those jesus sunglasses i just bought on ebay are fake?
You got somethang against my glasses bruh??
Cry laughing for days
"We have to remember that Jesus was writing in a very different time. However, even at the time Jesus was considered deeply mosogynistic."
This SO accurately depicts and satirises every historical religion documentary lol.
Honestly I'm not sure if it's more funny or sad, you know what I mean
I'm kinda disappointed that they were too scared to blow up the Koran with the rest of the books.
@@the503creepout7 LOL!
Totally bro it's so funny to watch Jews make fun of Jesus Christ. It's so hilarious!!! In the Jewish Bible, Jesus is boiling in human excrement. Ahahaha stupid Jesus. I love Jews!
@@the503creepout7 I think they did that as a joke. I know I cracked the first time I notified it!
"There's nothing wrong with the argon! We're just having problems! When Jesus had problems, he didn't blame 'em all on argon!"
Amazing. Best actual infomercial since Alan Resnick.
Very clever word play, there. Did you notice how the pastor slipped up and actually said "our god" instead of argon later in the skit? Makes you wonder how they got ownership of a god, let alone all that argon!
LoL!
"I don't feel well! It's freezing!"
Am I... am I moving?
Sad part is argon is a noble gas so it really doesn't react this way. Radon actually has some danger due to it's size leading to various levels of radioactive decay (the decay is the dangerous part as noble gasses are inert). Argon's primary danger is oxygen displacement, meaning if you breathe in a room full of argon you aren't breathing oxygen so you're suffocating while breathing normally. It's much scarier than what was presented.
"If your camel spits on me, then I will spit on you in return. This is fair in the eyes of God" Hilarious.
Wait, that sounds biblical.
+razors98 😄
I never realized there were so many Greek Shipping Magnates in the industry...
There's at least 5 more
Greece has lots of important shipping lanes
You would think that not all of them could run so profitability... Unless, perhaps, there was some more demand for greek produce... Like lemons
They're just a bunch of dicks, anyway
jesusnthedaisychain true and they all make shitty pizza.
5:55 "Around this time Jesus becomes more and more interested in a collectible card game called Po-po-din featuring different desert lizards."
I'm crying over here. Why is this so funny to me?
It's the mental image and concept of our cultural idea of Jesus, a literal deity, being not just involved in, but ENTHRALLED by something as childish and banal as card-battle pokemon. It's like finding out Sir David Attenborough is a huge fan of 2010 era Justin Bieber. It's so unexpected it's absurd.
Yeah, let an AI algorithm come up with stuff like this, good luck meta
Looks like Jesus was of the belief "When God gives you lemons, put lemons in everything."
"...a collectible card game called Po Po Din, featuring different desert lizards." Gets me every time haha
what is this a reference to?
@@kanewilliams3613 Pokemon
how did they even manage to print on those days lol
I legit want to play Po-Po-Din now.
At the end, when you see the hallucination of jesus calling to the guy while dressed as a pick up artist and showing off his Po Po Din collection, I burst out laughing.
The Greek shipping magnates part, is, probably the peak of this shows humor. This intricate and super fascinating story of how this book traveled was NOTHING but it getting passed between Greek shipping magnates.
And how all the magnates had long last names and looked like generic old man stock photos.
i think an even funnier fact is that there WAS a Sbarro that was bombed by HAMAS during the 2nd Intifada in 2001 lol, the attention to detail is on point!
Only for the final magnate to be tricked into donating the book
That Koran that didn't explode was hilarious.Great vid guys.
do wanna fuck with the IS.
***** What a way to turn something funny into something bitter. We all get it, you don't have to add your worthless 2 cents.
ghengis john I have to agree with you. Comments like that reduce the absurdity of religions, and the "funny factor" of situations. Lets just treat religions as ridiculously as we see them.
The joke wasn't about exploding, it was about burning.
***** I think it was pretty obvious the Korans followers blew up all the other dudes, and that was the joke.
I love Jesus'cough just looping over and over as the hosts quietly asphyxiate due to the Argon displacing the Oxygen.
The holy hendecogy (11)
The father 1
The Son 2
The holy ghost 3
The four big men 7
The immortal bug 8
God's lungs 11
So God has 3 lungs, incredible
Can you please explain the math to me? You don't have to if you don't want to.
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 ive seen u bfore
@@owofoxy4973 Where?
why do you think he had such earth-splitting cough
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 i think its another adult swim infomercial, i think FPOU?
"I've never had such acidic fish."
This entire thing is hilarious.
Jesus Christ!!!
Could have sworn he said Hasidic fish 😺
"are you crazy that table is only 60 feet away"
Do not lie with a woman who is menstruating. Unless you want to. Lmao.
...gives you wings.
Of red.
parting the red seas..
Not falling that one again. Thats why I only lie with men.
All time favorite quote from this one is definitely "What are you crazy? That table's at least 60 feet away"
it's weird seeing this on youtube but imagine seeing this stoned by yourself at 4 am not knowing its a parody
@@missoula2213 I use it for sleep
You're saying this is a parody?
@@danieldyman7196 Argon is NOT recommended as a sleep aid.
already doing it bro
@Bigfoot Have researched. I stand corrected.
Utter sacrilege. I am ashamed to have seen this video. Sbarro is not pizza by any stretch of the definition.
hermestrism3gistus it's satire, get over it
you walk into my house. you break my bread, betray my crust
Yes..but it was still blown up by Hamas terrorists. May be they felt the same was as you do.
Those pizza fanatics are so annoying. Always preaching about good pizza. No one gives sheet about quality of food in modern world! Deal with it!
I just died ROFLMAO!!!!!!
“As I always say, when you’re dead you’re dead” - Christ, king of resurrection
The funniest part
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol at Dianetics and Mein Kampf in the intro
@Alec Pondrom Ok Nazi.
I did nazi that
Real News 👈🏻 He’s right ya know. Tons of evidence to support what he saying. Seek and ye shall find.
It was a fun read.
"The most important books ever written"
The argon is a metaphor for "holy holy holy" talk, and all the craziness that flows from that. Who else grew up in crazy Evangelical land like I did? You know exactly what I'm talking about.
this has got to be the best one yet. besides being funny, it's completely authentic looking and is a wonderful parody on the gullibility of american pastors when it comes to forged early christian artifacts.
This is the best infomercial yet.
And the Greek shipping magnate thing is gold.
As a Greek I can testify for its accuracy.
"We tasted his body; we drank his blood; now, we can read his book". Genius. Pure genius. I laughed so hard when I saw Christ's alleged sunglasses. ^_^
Why are that genius, eh? Cannibalism, bro?
"Quiet I can't hear the cough!" Had me rolling
The donkey has headlights! Lol
haha, that cracked me up
are dumb sir? ofcourse it's stupid to drive in the middle of the night while your donkey's headlight was turned off
I love how the Koran was the only book that didn't blow up in the opening sequence. I see what you did there.
"If anything, we should be breathing more argon!" - That shit got me.
lol, when they recreated the cough, ahahaha, that was spot on!
Sounds like 'haduken'
The 3D simulation of his handkerchief and the sneeze. Step aside Discovery chanel
i am offensive and i find this christian
+Darien8910 (Like Gaster I'm gone) Well... then stop being christian and convert to defense. sheesh people are so easily christian deez dayz >_>
I'm overused and I find this joke cynical
....anyway
Gil Rybak gold straight gold
But did you find it greek?
WHEN JESUS HAD PROBLEMS HE DIDNT GO BLAMING THEM ALL ON ARGON
This proves my theory that adult swim thinks argon gives you hallucinations, and proves the broomshakalaka theory.
Is there argon on that video?
I find this video misinformational and offensive. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Argon.
For real?
Yeah!
Idk, I'm pretty certain any gas has the potential to become deadly, even oxygen. It's all about dosage.
@@embercoral Yeah but it's not going to make your teeth fall out. It doesn't react with anything and your body wouldn't notice the build up of CO2 so you would eventually just become light headed and pass out. Also argon is colorless and odorless.
@@embercoral The only thing argon and likely any of the other noble gasses would cause is oxygen deprivation when you breath too much of it instead of oxygen
"Unlike the bible of old, designed to be misunderstood to excuse abhorrent practices..." That's a little too accurate sounding...
No its not.
Nah, it really is. Have you read the thing?
Antique, I've read the Bible several Times, and am reading it for an Audio version, which I am placing on my Channel.
No, its not accurate, and people like you who say it is are just idiots who want to pretend your clever when all you do is copy other peoples arguments.
You haven't read the Bible, but I'm sure you'll say you have.
Not sure if you misinterpreted my comment, but I was arguing against the accuracy of the Bible. I don't believe people who think it is accurate are idiots, though. Just gravely misinformed.
Antique, the only arguments you will have on why the Bible is innaccurate will be things like the Creation Account or Noah's Flood. Its old crap we've heard before, and frankly, it shows you don't know the Bible well at all. The problem is not that the Bible is inaccurate, its that your sources on the Bible being inaccurate are bigoted morons who just like tearing down Christianity.
"I have faith God would have wanted this much lemon" and "this water has been citrus'd to Jesus's specifications" killed me
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. This was a Monty Python level of commedy.
“I would like to thank our noble god for creating these noble gasses” 😂
NONSENSE WE JUST GOT PROBLEMS WHEN JESUS HAD PROBLEMS HE DIDNT BLAME THEM ALL ON ARGON
I DONT FEEL WELL.....ITS FREEZING!
*LOOK!!!*
+ItsCarter I don't see anything!
RIGHT THERE IT'S HIM!
.... it's *Jesus*....
+ItsCarter I SEE HIM! 😇
They should show this on every Christian station in America. This is a gift.
"Mein kampf" oh my god
+A Wooden Chair My! Now YOU look like a kampfy chair! XD
+A Wooden Chair : Cheeze and rice ... did all these nimwits miss Clint Eastwood talking to a chair?
+A Wooden Chair Love the name
Yo, @@Mk101T.
Me & an ex wanted to
start a co. named
Jesus' Cheeses...
Tanks 4 ze mammies...
For whatever reason this has become very comforting to me. I wish I knew why, but also don't think I'm ready for that level of self reflection.
Mein Kampf was one of the books. This video is gold.
I laughed out loud when Jesus was cleaning the donkeys hooves!
Y u so nasteh
The unexploded Koran was fantastic. Nice touch.
+DrMcMoist i feel like they did that because they were afraid to show it blowing up, which is sadly pathetic
+Stizar Crizaft That is the joke, yes.
+DrMcMoist I was thinking it meant the Koran was blowing up the other books
The Koran is a peaceful book, it wouldn't blow other books up.
+DrMcMoist then why do you think the joke is adult swim being afraid to show it blowing up?
As an atheist who was raised Catholic, this is an absolutely hilarious piece of religious satire. I know several people from my old church who would be horrified by this.
Im with you mate. If you have grown up christian, this is absolutely hilarious. There are lots of 'in jokes' such as the debate of weather its a fig or another form of fruit.
I'm a recovering Catholic myself
Im not Christian and this is truly hilarious.
I am Christian and this is still the most funniest thing created.
Me too
I've watched this about every 6 mos. for the past 4 years & it just gets funnier.
Pure comic gold.
You sure do like repetition, don't you, @AmberAmber?
The smaller details in these are what always gets me. For example “Rev. Boxley Fryer: Pastor, US’s Largest Non-Floridian Megachurch” “Dr. Pike Crowley: Archaeologist, Tel Aviv School of Music and Interpretive Dance”
I find it hard to believe that Jesus would've wanted this much lemon...
i watched this at 4 in the morning one night and almost cried of laughter. this was great
Yeah, I love these gospels about Jesus playing Po-po-din, I've heard he had some pretty impresive lizards in his deck.
“ When you’re dead you’re dead”
~Jesus~
Jesus basically did say "when you're dead, you're dead":
Matthew 8:22 Let the dead bury their own
“And many pages of crude doodles”
James Urbaniak is so underrated. Go Team Venture ✌️
The way she jumped at the cough had me in tears
I'm 5 years late but I'm in tears at that part and I'm glad I'm not the only one who lost it. 💀
Its the small touches that make these for me,
"I'd like to thank our noble god for these noble gases!"
Brilliant writing. Very clever for those listening closely
I love the sun glasses or rocks wrapped in wire lol
when mein kampf came up and he said humanity's greatest books i laughed to hard.
Not wrong
And the dianetics book lmao
@@Laotzu.Goldbug lmao. You're title leads me to believe you would possess such a book. I actually have a copy of it because unfortunately I feel it will be a matter of time before it is removed from online stores and it is impossible to get in a store. In my opinion the book has interesting ideas but Hitler himself wasn't a very talented writer.
0:10 XD Everything is burned up EXCEPT for the Koran
+The Buffoon Asylum Fucking hilarious.
***** Exactly
+Joshua Rios why is that? we laugh at any religion but if you dare to show disrespect to.. ah never mind.. funny how we all stand after the barricades togheter when an anti islamization march is passing and if we should look who stand next to us ,.lgbt, Muslims, Christians, working class socialist.. (and so on) they hate eachother 's guts even more but nevermind that too.. all is well
Because there is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet.
seriously...
Wow, I just noticed they put lemons in Jesus’s doodles. The man was obsessed.
Was watching this in full stealth mode during class till they showed Jesus's sunglasses and I burst out laughing like a mad man. Standing outside class watching the rest of the video now 😎
the Koran being safely ushered off stage always cracks me up lol
lol
The cough of christ
I suspect the Koran didn't explode due to the fear of Islamic retribution on the part of the producers. The video is brilliant religious satire.
it could also be out of irony since these days islamic extremists choose to blow themselves up.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik thats what im thinking too
i think theyre saying the koran blew up the other books
***** 👏👏👏 didnt know she had a girlfriend but thank you!
This comment seems oddly prophetic.
Saw this just now. I was dying when they played his cough.
The funny thing is argon really isn't very dangerous. Asphyxiation is technically possible, but I think unlikely since it diffuses easily in air.
10:25 Him still mouthing prophetic prayers is a fine touch.😆👌🏾
Thats not actually how argon kills you, it would push the oxygen from their lungs out and they would have passed out fairly quickly then to die, secondly argon is MUCH heavier than air so unless they were lying on the floor inhaling it they would not have passed out or died, argon is a VERY heavy gas that usually sits on the floor and hovers around like a thin tiny fog upon it, just a little info for you all, not critisizing just giving info :D
I mean, they were there for a while, its not unrealistic to believe that there was enough argon to be up to face level
They told you it‘s argon.
Do you find them very credible? 🙂
Are you serious? It wouldn't make your teeth and hair fall out? You mean the documentary about Jesus' pickup techniques *lied* to us? Horror!
For anyone interested, the only side-effect of breathing argon is a slow, painless, slightly euphoric death of asphyxiation :)
Well, when you say it like *that*...
Thx. This was very helpful. I'm sure my professor will adore my theology thesis.
I'd like to see that thesis.
Damn those Greek shipping magnates, they've F-ing things up for 6000 or so years!!!....
Which one was married to Jackie Kennedy?
"We ate his body, we drank his blood. Now...we can read his book"
Lol. In any other context this would sound batshit insane
Uh... it still does... lol. I mean *solely* in a Comedy context it makes sense.... but I'm sure a lot of people would be happy to hear that sentence if we "really did" find his writings. In a "religious" context it's *perfectly normal* ... which is why I find "religion" batshit insane.
It sounds insane in any context, especially, considering how such a thing has a following.
I just found out these infomertials, it's been a while since i cried laughing! Thank you great people who made this, thank you youtube, thank you Jesus, thank you Argon!
5:15 I like how there's headlights
BUT if the book of christ was sold to a museum, how'd it end up under a pizzeria?
+SamuraiPie8111 Its well known that museums had,have & should have a Pizzeria. And in this case , the book of christ is like adding a double order of anchovies (since he was a fisherman) which made the cuisine to salty to bear , therefore unpalatable. Which of course led to stone pallets being dropped upon workers toes who were chiseling the marquee for the pizzeria when Jesus's rough draft was being delivered to the pharisee's publication facility.
Right after that ... he was arrested for hijacking a donkey , which had led to a slow speed chase through the streets knocking over many sheckle carts.
The authorites checked his blood alchohol level , and found it to be 100% wine.
Which led to a sentence of crusifixion since donkey drive by sheckle heckles
had become an all to common occurrence in those days.
That's the story as corroberated by a witness named Judas anyways.
Mk101T i see
It was found under it and then sold to Greeks
Sudev Sen great job!
Agent Bill Wilson it was give to a museum after the pizzeria bombing.
this is still one of the best sketches - so many good bits in here
This implies that after everyone died of argon, someone edited the footage into the finished infomercial.
When you think about it this is basically an absurdist version of the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
'when your dead, your dead!'
*sigh*
*You're
your = shows ownership. Exactly like the "my", "his", "hers", or "theirs"
you're = contraction of "you" and "are"
What you meant to say = "when YOU ARE dead, YOU ARE dead"
What you said = "when my dead, my dead"
You're,* You're*
It's so strange to see a Sean that isn't smart.
Frank Reynolds
AMEN
This was brilliantly done. This and Goth Fitness both got me laughing hard today.
I showed this to my grandma and she thought she was real😭👌🏿
Some would call this blasphemy, I call this gold!
am i supposed to feel like my stomach is in knots after every one of these infomercials?
+SgtPerkins information is just out there ... your feelings about it are your own responsibility.
+SgtPerkins More than likely, yes. I don't know what the scientific formula for it is, but somehow the creators of these informercials are masters at making the audience feel uncomfortable.
maybe.
+Ian Love more like masters of making the audience wet themselves with laughter although this one is no where near as good as the salad mixxer or the smartpipe
it's the general Erieness and I also think it's a reaction to some of the more odd parts as your brain is like "Wtf am I watching ? should I help them?" lol it's why creepy stuff is creepy. it's our brain not knowing what to do about what we are seeing, the thought of flight instead of fighting whatever it is ,is better survival wise .
This is by far my favorite adult swim skit. Right behind the Gabe Newell interview from silvermania.
This was awesome I hope you guys keep making specials like this and Too Many Cooks.
I love how in one of the recipes, Jesus basically said "L E M O N"
Jesus Christ himself saying "When you're dead, you're dead" is one of the funniest jokes in this whole thing
Tilapia was very common in that region and time frame. Someone did their homework.
make religion what you want of it, but always try and be a good person. thats all that truly matters
“History’s greatest books”
*shows mein kampf” 😂😂
6:50 Jesus wears a fedora and employs nice guy tactics. OMG Jesus was a "nice guy"
He was an incel lol
I love the hidden symbolism in adult swim infomercials. Argon in this video is kinda like the fanatical presevation of an ancient religion that sort of should be dead.. (the religion of the book I mean, not necessarily a deity if thats what you believe)
This is such BS. The sunglasses of Jesus are authentic!
What I wouldn't give for this to have been done early enough that George Carlin could be involved.
"As I always said, when you're dead, you're dead." - Jesus
This was published in 2014, and here I am watching this amidst a freaking pandemic and finding comfort and laughter in 2020. Thank you...
The segment at 8:10 is my favorite part. 8:46-9:03 had me dying!