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Came here to say the same Unfortunately the audience received a US education Joke absolutely slaps. Educate these Staters! "Oh, were you unaware the Vietnamese b!+ch slapped us so hard that the French piled on about it?" . . . It's a starting point
That personification of Ohio State getting narcan'd, coming to, and saying "it's trump vs a chick again" or however you said it 😆 fucking genius. Love that joke, and as a fan I've seen you work it a few times and it's been funnier every time, much love for all the free laughs!
Geoffrey, I've been following you for a couple of years. Your material is really evolving. This set was incredible! Can't wait until you swing back through Chicago.
I love how vulnerable you are with the jokes. Also? I see you doing the work, the old-fashioned way. Lots of stage time, lots of writing, lots of crowd work, then you get up and show your work every once in a while. Way to be real, Geoffrey.
The imagery of Ohio being nodded out and wakes but once per 4 years for the special event had me rolling harder then ever before. Been a long time since I've laughed so uncontrollably.
Voting in a REPUBLIC is pointless. Thats why you work to make yourself a Democracy and never let up pressure to keep the vote. We are still VERY much a Republic.
sterling bit; i'm british btw, and your british "accent" bit made me guffaw hard in a library; I look fwd to meeting you hahaha. buy you a beer.shoot the shit, and put the world to rights. honestly yur shit is so highbrow, it's gonna take a while for your career to take off, but you're of the same ilk as bill hicks, bill burr, and doug stanhope. you'll do well, if you find a good side hustle that don't take much from you. til next time, thanks bro. appreciate you. you keep me devilishly amused in this shitty toxic culture we call civilization.
It’s alright, jokes get funnier the more truth they have to them but both claims the jokes are based on are completely false so it’s loses its impactfulness
@@davidlericain Objectively Vietnamese like many others is a tonal language that jumps between high and low pitches on the vowels, there at some points can a parallel be drawn to similar sounds in nature like a donkey braying or a goose honking when such rules are forcefully being interjected in a different language with less vowel tones like English. However none of this really matters when feeling constrained in life it’s a natural mental phenomenon to want something “different or quirky” in your life and then find token people to sate a desire. It may sound funny or goofy even but unconsciously this is not something that conforms to your standards of convention so you also feel able to relax and express yourself freely and therefore “cute and amicable”. Just realize it works both ways so an easy way to get a stressed Vietnamese girl to smile is to attempt speaking in their language.
What a fucking banger video. I copied a couple of clips "at current time" but didn't send them to anyone because all of my favorite parts are better versions of what I already said. So, the best case scenario is that they tell me I am funnier, and the better case scenario is that I know who to kill when I assume power.
Im going to sound like a beta, but fux it. One of the best comedians in the country. Been watching for a while. Your hard work is paying off. The progress has been amazing. Cant wait for you to do a show in FL.
Damn, this routine fucking rips! I have a feeling you’re killin more here than your grand dad back in ‘nam, and that’s saying something! Great Alpha comedy, livin up to its reputation!😂😂😂
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Detroit 11/1 - 11/2
St. Louis 11/3
Erie, PA 11/7
Cleveland 11/8 - 11/10
New Orleans 11/13
Atlanta 11/14 - 11/16
Oxford, MS 11/17
NYC 11/20
Philly 11/21 - 11/23
Louisville 12/5
Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7
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Omaha 12/20 - 12/21
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holy shit, a new Hollywood date. 4 tickets purchased. 🤘
come to las vegas!
Skyline? Appleton?
@@GeoffreyAsmus come to Dallas an I'll give you $20
That Vietnamese joke should land way more that's funny
That joke was epic!
It's the Dien Bien Phu of stand-up comedy
That last joke about his uncle fucking got me so good
Came here to say the same
Unfortunately the audience received a US education
Joke absolutely slaps. Educate these Staters!
"Oh, were you unaware the Vietnamese b!+ch slapped us so hard that the French piled on about it?" . . . It's a starting point
They're not laughing cause they know the real answer is Pashto
Bro just casually posted a set where he murdered the room back to back to back to back. The one and only GOAT of comedy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is an absolute clinic of modern comedy.
I'm expecting so much people to copy him, he needs to be more famous so we don't get some dude taking all the credits
He does a James brown shimmy when he's especially pleased with a punch
" ... in America we ELECT ours" lmfao
Jesus Christ, best punchline I’ve heard in years
Now that was the solid 8 minutes of comedy😂
I was at this show and he absolutely CRUSHED it for the entire hour+!!!
Facts.
NOBODY was safe in this set… 😆 🙌
Thank you for another winning compilation, Geoff. 🍻 👏
That's Private! Lmao
That personification of Ohio State getting narcan'd, coming to, and saying "it's trump vs a chick again" or however you said it 😆 fucking genius. Love that joke, and as a fan I've seen you work it a few times and it's been funnier every time, much love for all the free laughs!
“Until they let the Browns back into the Super Bowl, we’re not letting the browns back into the White House” lmfao
Goofrie's vids are my crack, best enjoyed on a slow day at work
He's not why your Thruple Fell apart.
Oh man, I can’t diss you here cause you Heart all the comments. Definitely a lefty!😂
Keep up the good work man
This was one of the best.
Asmus is ALPHA comedy !! I see a new Asmus video….I click play.
Absolutely amazing. The best all-round comedian right now, hands down, no competition!
The best modern comedian IMO, can't wait for the new special! Keep it up!
This dude never misses, insane
This guy roasts everyone. I love it!!! Come to Indianapolis!!!
Oh shit, Bloomington?!?! I’ll be there!!!
You are on another level. Not PC and all your jokes fucking land dude. Absolutely refreshing! Would love to see you as a Kill Tony guest :)
😂😂🤣🤣 nah the vietnemese joke was underrated with those crowds
Consistently hilarious 😂😂😂
This one was truly amazing!
this is your best set yet. keep it up bro
So incisive and witty. Comedy gold
Sharp as ever Geoffrey! Keep it up!
This one is 🔥🔥
Asmus is making America great again for real.
Geoffrey, I've been following you for a couple of years. Your material is really evolving. This set was incredible! Can't wait until you swing back through Chicago.
Pack your bags stephanie you're going to Kiev 😂😂😂
Absolutely killed it, i hope the end of season special includes your parents again so you can riff on them 😂 during the set
You are in a creative tidal wave man. This is awesome!
Your profile says "down to earth"...now get in that foxhole!
We are not worthy of Geoffs genius. Truly a great time to be alive. I am blessed.
I love how vulnerable you are with the jokes. Also? I see you doing the work, the old-fashioned way. Lots of stage time, lots of writing, lots of crowd work, then you get up and show your work every once in a while. Way to be real, Geoffrey.
killing it tonight! (actually always ❤)
Ding Bow! Ding Bow!!
From what I've been told means 'Get outta here !!' in Vietnamese.
Great upload! Fank You !!!
That was great! 🤣 wasn't expecting to catch a stray with that "Southern accent" joke, but you're hilarious.
This was a phenomenal set!
Killing it, buddy :) hope to see you live, some day - I'm in the UK.
Yep second that, also from the UK, come and hear our sexy British accents you c unit 😘
One of his best sets
Lmao, 8 straight minutes of pure gold
This is one of your tightest sets! 👌👏😂
The weather is transitioning 😂
Geoffrey is on fire here!
The uncle/fireworks jokes had me dying
“That’s private!”😹😹😹
SOLID. Plenty of gold here.
Just got tickets to the Orlando show! Can't wait.
i love this guy
This is a killer set. Wall to wall bangers!
Wow this was an absolute banger.
Man, you are simply destroying! I'm so excited thinking about what you left on special!
✅️ABC =All Bangers Comedian
✅️ABC =Alpha Bipartisan Comedian
Banger after banger
Can’t do fireworks anymore…. Ah god classic
The imagery of Ohio being nodded out and wakes but once per 4 years for the special event had me rolling harder then ever before. Been a long time since I've laughed so uncontrollably.
You definitely should be getting way more recognition! Keep up the great comedy, and come to Stuttgart next time you're in Germany 😆
The beard is on point, and the jokes were even better! This set was absolutely HILARIOUS! So many literal LOL moments 😂😂😂 Alpha comedy at its finest!!
Savagely smart!
This set is fucking phenomenal
7:48 I am the Shawn he was talking to and now I’m famous
Killed it, man.
Voting in a REPUBLIC is pointless. Thats why you work to make yourself a Democracy and never let up pressure to keep the vote. We are still VERY much a Republic.
Man that was really good Geoffrey
Dude is killing it 🔥And that British accent is perfect, no work needed 🤣
he is so good 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally ! Good audio ❤
Lmao Japanese and German
😂 I'm both
Hell yeah BROTHER, Glad there's no sarcasm in you. ❤❤❤😅
Omg I’m dying over here 😂
So good!
lol Cool. Thanks for the laughs
7:35 best joke, right there.
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
Best comedian alive. Prove me wrong
He’s gotten good, saw him open for Sam Morril years ago and again recently. He’s super smart.
I appreciate how you exposed Canada for being push overs.
And that Vietnamese joke should land harder 😂
Geoffrey's bit about women being drafted was interrupted by a Papa John's Shaq-a-Roni commercial which somehow made it all the more hilarious
Ur the best 👌
Another home run set
another banger!
sterling bit;
i'm british btw, and your british "accent" bit made me guffaw hard in a library;
I look fwd to meeting you hahaha. buy you a beer.shoot the shit, and put the world to rights.
honestly yur shit is so highbrow, it's gonna take a while for your career to take off, but you're of the same ilk as bill hicks, bill burr, and doug stanhope. you'll do well, if you find a good side hustle that don't take much from you.
til next time, thanks bro. appreciate you. you keep me devilishly amused in this shitty toxic culture we call civilization.
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Algo baby
The Vietnam joke is great ❤
It’s alright, jokes get funnier the more truth they have to them but both claims the jokes are based on are completely false so it’s loses its impactfulness
@@yoface938 He is building a set. Go see him in person he is hilarious.
@@yoface938 Personally I find a woman with a Vietnamese accent really cute.
@@davidlericain Objectively Vietnamese like many others is a tonal language that jumps between high and low pitches on the vowels, there at some points can a parallel be drawn to similar sounds in nature like a donkey braying or a goose honking when such rules are forcefully being interjected in a different language with less vowel tones like English.
However none of this really matters when feeling constrained in life it’s a natural mental phenomenon to want something “different or quirky” in your life and then find token people to sate a desire. It may sound funny or goofy even but unconsciously this is not something that conforms to your standards of convention so you also feel able to relax and express yourself freely and therefore “cute and amicable”. Just realize it works both ways so an easy way to get a stressed Vietnamese girl to smile is to attempt speaking in their language.
what?
I like how Geoff laughs so I know when Im supposed to laugh
Killin it
What a fucking banger video. I copied a couple of clips "at current time" but didn't send them to anyone because all of my favorite parts are better versions of what I already said. So, the best case scenario is that they tell me I am funnier, and the better case scenario is that I know who to kill when I assume power.
Im going to sound like a beta, but fux it. One of the best comedians in the country. Been watching for a while. Your hard work is paying off. The progress has been amazing. Cant wait for you to do a show in FL.
doing tampa, jax, gainesville and orlando in january. buy tix here - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/
Very good
"This time she's hot" LMAO. True take my goddamned like
Your vision board worked, Stephanie. 😅 #goleinenkugels
"Vietnamese" 😅 "You're the reason my uncle is not fun to be around" 🤣😂
This was an absolute tear
our Alpha king is back to dropping vids! that's a nice beard baby💞
As an Ohioan I approve this comedy ✅
Beard is awesome dawg
You kill me every fucking time brother!
Real funny man
Ooh you dodged that Puerto Rican bullet
Glad I voted Green 💚🍉💚
It's past time we ditched the duopoly.
that last uncle joke is amazing holy shit
Damn, this routine fucking rips!
I have a feeling you’re killin more here than your grand dad back in ‘nam, and that’s saying something!
Great Alpha comedy, livin up to its reputation!😂😂😂