This works great if you already took the xanax and you get a spam call from an indian. The other day I had one on the line for like 2 minutes by cussing in an indian accent and saying I know his boss. He was ready to fucking fight (and fuck my mothar)
I knew an old bloke that was a white cop in British Hong Kong, he got drunk and mentioned he shot a random Cantonese man in the foot because the guy got too mouthy during some sort of martial law situation or something. Looking back now as a gay man I realise that is a funny and awesome story but at the time I was concerned
@@hardarnold9750 simple folk things like losing your business partner--- who you really didn't care for, because you didn't even remove his name from the thing...
This reminds me of the time a Chinese gentleman did something nice for me. I left my beverage unattended, which, if I remember correctly, was some brand of cola, probably Coke. Anyway, the gentleman, noticing my beverage had gotten low, filled me back up. I am gay. EDIT: It seems the Chinese gentleman play joke. However, I’m still gay.
I love it when a podcast talks about how handsome different men are I'm entirely stroke by the way, I'm new to this podcast and something just caught my ear
This was before he started doing better and worrying about his career, I think he is actually delusion enough to have ambitions of being on shitty Netflix shows and stuff like that.
@@MrGanjaBandits he's always had an underlying leftist wokeness to him, but more so in a way that you can tell he only does it to avoid getting cancelled or ostracized.
No BS, I roommate with my Chinese men coworkers who relax in boxers including my boss and same got my back comes to the police,and also understand I work to live but they live to work and agree good luck to get any of them to be entertained by our leisure entertainment,other than a couple of Brews.
"I'm taking Xanax and saying slurs"
looooooooooooooooool
mood fr
That's my friday night ritual
This works great if you already took the xanax and you get a spam call from an indian.
The other day I had one on the line for like 2 minutes by cussing in an indian accent and saying I know his boss. He was ready to fucking fight (and fuck my mothar)
I knew an old bloke that was a white cop in British Hong Kong, he got drunk and mentioned he shot a random Cantonese man in the foot because the guy got too mouthy during some sort of martial law situation or something. Looking back now as a gay man I realise that is a funny and awesome story but at the time I was concerned
Hes a G
nah, no you didn't, no way
I believe it, except the gay part. You straight BITCH.
Dudes rock
I live in Hong Kong and never in my life have I seen a white cop.
Soder & Nick have always been great whenever they’re on a show together
I don't know why, but the idea of a hypeman who just plays the gong is terrifyingly funny to me because I can see it.
Ur scared?
Thats how nick always hits the nail on the head, you cant say no to racism if you can see it in your head
Is that Kerouac? Bless you, sir. That cat is my hero
I can see your dad naked. Whenever I want.
Ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?
Adam is great in this one.
Hey guys cooool Adam here
Who’s Adam?
Those foreign cigarettes be banging nothing like getting a carton of smokes for $12 and then throwing up the next two weeks.
What’s the point of buying foreign cigs if they’re more expensive
@@nicholasricardo8443 a carton not a box
@@hildaalone2232 my b
*_WE CALL TRANSPORTER_*
Where I come from... everyone dies in a helicopter crash. It's a simple way to die... just cooking to death in helicopter gas.
@@hardarnold9750 simple folk things like losing your business partner--- who you really didn't care for, because you didn't even remove his name from the thing...
Thanks Kobe
ahhh fuck..
i absolutely ate rat dumplings in NY.
at least i'm gay, so it doesnt matter in the long-run.
@@iwantsomecookies08 no you didn't
Delicious
@@antMANscochiey why not? meat is meat. If you eat meat like a fun boy. Some portions are bigger, and some gamier/greasier.
@@skeletontoes7692 nah you're wrong for sure, I checked
Dudes rock worldwide shouts out to Hong Kong Pirates
Nick and Soder doing a weekly pod would be the first podcast I'd ever pay for. They're so good, and (let's be real) a bit wasted on those around them.
Imagine a show where Soder and Nick just talk to different immigrants and do bits
that ghana voice is GREAT - I also eat albinos and inhale dishawasher vapor
this guy and nick have really good rapport
You mean the chinese guy or somebody else?
Adam got way funnier. His voice also got deeper. Gay.
No they're not
This reminds me of the time a Chinese gentleman did something nice for me. I left my beverage unattended, which, if I remember correctly, was some brand of cola, probably Coke.
Anyway, the gentleman, noticing my beverage had gotten low, filled me back up. I am gay.
EDIT: It seems the Chinese gentleman play joke.
However, I’m still gay.
🫶🏻
Did he fill it up with peepee? I hear they do that.
He filled you up or your beverage?
Feel like Leonardo DiCaprio has entered that “swelling” phase. Pretty sure it’s just alcoholism.
No one talking abt how on point this guy’s impressions and wits are, whats his name
Daniel
Maurice
Garfield
That's Zac Amico
Big Jay Jefferson
I was like "huh this guy sounds like MaPhee from Billions" and it is, I didnt realize he was gay
Hong Kong Pilots
Id pay for an audiobook that is just nick speaking chinese gibberish.
I'm a simple man, I see Nick mullen, I raugh.
I'm gay tho
This reminds me of the Kowloon walled city mission in call of duty black ops 1
The best Black Ops mission
also great Jason Stathem voice
damn, soder’s chinese is impeccable
Soder and the Ctown Boys! NIIIICE
This is one of my favorite bits
he's describing water retention at the start
avoid salt and make sure you have a high potassium intake boyos
nah, just keep chugging vodka and water
and make sure you drink more dark sodas like coca cola, rather than water
@@ZeranZeran ahh cola, the thinking man's water
@@haydengrayson6284 I think that's Dr. Pepper or maybe Dr. Thunder.
I thought u need more sodium in ur diet for ester retention
Hong Kong Pirates got me dying in a Kaiser waiting room. Long Live Cumtown.
I love it when a podcast talks about how handsome different men are
I'm entirely stroke by the way, I'm new to this podcast and something just caught my ear
whoever that other guy is his african gay guy acccent is hilarious
Dan soder, I think is the guest
@@0554joe yes
Assault by ring, sounds like a funny bit.
Jason Statham but is pure class
I love how this bit is like 30 times worse than the Shane Gillis joke but this podcast was simply untouchable 😂
stav doesn't think he's woke?
I don’t think he’s woke actually. He side steps some topics but he’s considered very edgy in current year
@@MrGanjaBandits he woke af
This was before he started doing better and worrying about his career, I think he is actually delusion enough to have ambitions of being on shitty Netflix shows and stuff like that.
The issue is I agree with all these responses lol
@@MrGanjaBandits he's always had an underlying leftist wokeness to him, but more so in a way that you can tell he only does it to avoid getting cancelled or ostracized.
Soder is so fucking funny holy shit
Hory
Sun glass Smurf 💀
Hell yeah dude
This is fucking gold
The tokyo partners rule
i also slur my words when i take xanax
What podcast episode name was this on?
3:00
@6:16 😅
Who the fuck is the Buffalo Bill sounding dude
Dan Soder
@@jamesgreensmith6469 Oh yeah ive heard of him; is he a great big fat person?
@@ManDuderGuy LMFAOOOO this killed me
@@ManDuderGuy You are thinking of his co-host
I’m gay
nah, you're not, sorry
Slobbomi Knobbomi
What podcast is this from? Too funny
Serial
Pod Save America
I think it’s called two bears one cave. Funny, funny guys.
Hellbent
It’s the Michael Douglas podcast
whose the guest voice
Dan Soder
Have Cum Town weighed in on Depp vs Heard yet?
No BS, I roommate with my Chinese men coworkers who relax in boxers including my boss and same got my back comes to the police,and also understand I work to live but they live to work and agree good luck to get any of them to be entertained by our leisure entertainment,other than a couple of Brews.
Safe spaces for gay men...❤️✊🏿
Soy Boys 🍣
Real ones know soder sucks and steps on jokes
…what
He's not terrible, but yeah; he does completely interrupt jokes sometimes to shoe-horn a Russian/Swedish/Chicago accent in.
@@EastboundAndDowns and theres nothing wrong with that
Stav really does have a terrible laugh.
nah, it's good, you're wrong
His laugh is his best contribution to the show.
The only time I notice it is when I'm showing other people clips
Its half as funny as nick
It's like that chick from the Rob Dyrdek video show.
Soder isnt funny.
you arent funny bro, but u dont see me commenting that
All-time classic ep
𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈
Was there a chink in his armour
Is that how brits spell armor
@@NigDickification for one I’m Irish not British and two I spelt it as I imagined an Asian pronounced it
@@perkosherrigh7243 let’s not split hairs, you’re a subject of the realm. Unless you live with those rabble rousers in the south
@@NigDickification lol yea it is. Brits and “brit originating” places like Canada generally spell with “ou” in armour, flavour, etc
No bigots allowed to not bigot