Light Widening & Whatever Heaven - "Slasher Film III: Straight To VHS" (Official Audio)

"Slasher Film III: Straight To VHS" is off of Light Widening & Whatever Heaven's Album "A Halloween Album II" record out 10/25/2024 through Anxiety Blanket Records.
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Credits:
Written by Owen Nelson, Jeremy Leasure, and Emily Monnig.
Produced, Engineered, and Mixed by Jeremy Leasure.
Lyrics written by Owen Nelson
All Instruments by Jeremy Leasure.
Mastered by Garrett La Bonte.
Lyrics:
Under a Waning Crescent moon,
Friday night October 25th,
There’s a Halloween party,
In an abandoned gymnasium,
In the woods off the highway by a lake,
Shining like crystals in the moonlight,
Cars arrive and pickup trucks,
With their truck beds loaded up,
With rowdy shouting costumed teens,
Drinking beers from fake ID’s,
Guys scaring the girls for screams,
High beams making ghouls of trees,
Dark shadows foreshadowing,
The horrors of the night coming,
This used to be a summer camp,
Till that fateful summer that,
A slew of murders shut it down,
Some say that it’s haunted now,
Generators and fog machines,
Flashing lights and streamers stream,
Startled bats fleeing the scene,
Real cobwebs on bleacher seats,
The dance floor has begun to fill,
Jocks and geeks shoot to thrill,
You got there a little late,
After being stood up by your date,
Had to bum a ride with friends,
Who smoked before heading in,
Secondhand, your head’s spinnin’
Disco-ball, witches dancin’
You hear a scream from the kitchen,
Paranoid you run to see,
The quarterback laying bloody,
Scream at the dripping axe,
Cheerleaders begin to laugh,
I can’t believe you fell for that,
He gets up starts laughing too,
You run crying to the bathroom,
Tonight must have it out for you,
Under the stall steps of boots,
You won’t get me again you said,
But then the footsteps turned and left,
You go back out and join the dance,
As couples go explore the camp,
Looking for ghosts in haunted dorms,
And to make love out on the lake shore,
A figure steps from the pines,
A scream echoes into the night,
A couple has been stabbed to death,
Someone go and warn the rest,
It’s all happening again,
The killer's back for his revenge,
Oh my god what are we gonna do,
There is no time just leave your shoes,
Closest telephone’s miles down the road,
Lets get back to the cars come on lets go,
The dancers ran in a mad dash,
But every tire had been slashed,
The killer's fun had just begun,
More bodies turned up one by one,
Costumes all covered in blood,
Everyone left found implements,
A buddy system then commenced,
You found your friends in the freezer,
Hacked up by a meat cleaver,
Then behind you heard a clamor,
Turn your partner’s throat is cut,
Falling as the killer grunts,
Knock over everything you can,
Stall him while you make a plan,
Hot-tail it out the double doors,
Try not to trip over every corpse,
Find your way outside,
Looking for a place to hide,
Run out on the boat dock,
When you see you’re being stalked,
Stand and yell “hey shit for brains!”
Duck and push him in the lake,
Running aimless through the trees,
So dark you can barely see,
Hands on knees to catch your breath,
Never been this scared to death,
Then you see the faintest glow,
Hear tires passing on a road,
Oh thank god you’re saved,
Then he’s standing there axe raised