To be honest religion is full of 💩 none of it has ever actually been proven or has any way of being proven it’s all speculation plus most of these are only so widely believed because they’ve been around for decades none of it is actually true and I will forever continue to face the reality that it’s all a hoax till someone can actually provide some legitimate grounded evidence that suggests otherwise and no the Bible is not evidence because theirs nothing to verify this over a million year old text it’s been written and rewritten millions of times chances are most of it could have been lost in translation or even tweaked but without the original first one ever written or having actually witnessed it with your own eyes you can’t trust that any Bible you pick up will be 100% historically accurate assuming anything in it actually happened
I mean let's be real - you'd eventually get good at reverse talking. 'Babe, I lost the lottery again.' 'No way! That's like the 20th time!' 'As you can see here the evidence confirms I in fact shot the defendant' 'Innocent!'
@@_poop_games Yeah... not sure that's how it works, demons can be classified furry as well if they got the looks but I'd agree with you if Loona was a werewolf. GOOD DAY
Assuming the existence of non-human species of human level of intellect is acknowledged, I feel like a new word would be invented instead of zoophilia, now we just gotta invent it, how about Aspecilia?@@_poop_games
Nah you just go "yeah I completely cheated I did not earn that money as I can see past present and future" then they don't trust you and give you the money
The “but no one will ever trust you” puts a bigger wrench in the works than people might think. Because he doesn’t specify that it’s trusting in your prediction, it means no one trusts you at all. You could tell someone the most basic thing, like grass is green, and they’d be forced to not trust you by effect.
Easy, lie all the time. Tell people you dont have a billion dollars in your bank account or that you're not the second coming of Jesus. They will think the opposite.
@@Pr0blum_ The greatest Uno Reverse solution, you live a life of telling lies. Reverse Boy who cried Wolf where then everyone "trusts" you by you telling a lie
If a country leaders figured out I have this power and hired me as some sort of a public speaker: "Yes, our border with your country is very well defended." "We have a nuclear weapon program." "No, rich country, we don't need any support."
Yeah, he never specifically said it would be the face that got slapped. Sure, there was a couple pictures of it, but if it wasn't specifically said aloud, it doesn't count
from the moment I understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL.
my discord server: discord.gg/xenontf
Elaborate why it took my 2 weeks to make this comments
Not even 2 weeks a whole year
Do the thing
"Woman, what women"
Simp
Man put up Loona and immediately summoned an entire fanbase
Edit (4mo later): How on God’s green earth did I get about 250 comments and 25k likes???
69 likes and no comment?
Also I'm the 69th like nc
It worked didn't it?
99 likes and 2 comments let me fix that
Is that the actual name bc I think I saw that on a p🅾️rn thingy and it was also Loona💀
Yep got my ass
“woman of your dreams” was a self report bro
Fortnite pack leader Highwire.
Or meowskulls I'm not picky
Edit: I'm a changed man, still into furry women though, just not Fortnite
@@OverStrive2008NAHHHH
Cuddle team leader is better she og
@@lee-oe7rr Raven team leader though,
cuddle team leader looks like a stuffed animal and will hurt
She kinda bad tho
@@PaT.......she defenetly is
“It’s lottery time”
“I have the winning numbers!”
*I don’t trust you 💀*
Simple fix: just add “Don’t” behind the “have” so that they don’t trust they you DON’T have the winning numbers
Jmt, why aren't you making gnb videos hmmmm?
@@Dacy_man I am a clone sussy boy 🤭
One rich mofo 🥇
@@KWKjune on bro not even smart just common sense
"Would you pres--"
This guy: duh
Damn youtube cooked the preview
chef yt frfr
Sonic, WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT?!!?
"Why is Sonic on the same line as THE VILLAIN LINE?!?!"
smash though
Fr
"The woman of your dreams" 💀
Bro you this image is exactly why you clicked on this video, don't even try to lie.
@@manuman5319lol
@@manuman5319heard of ancient Chinese technique called “scrolling”?
💀
@@panmopsel💀
"The woman of your dreams💀"
Copied 💀
Skibidi 💀
Bro made the therapist rich 💀💀💀
The women of your dreams
*proceeds to show an image of luna twice*
I can almost picture in my mind the greasy 30 year old man with a triple chin behind the screen adding in that picture like its nothing
well. it's specifically the woman of HIS dreams. you could imagine any woman of those images
"loona"
Edit: I didn't know this comment is gonna get this famous
How do you know her name? 🤨
@@legendonfire4020yeah bro it's my favourite
Bro didn't just summon the Helluva Boss community, bro summoned every Rule 34 artist💀💀
e621*
Well it worth it
@@someguywithmtndew5691 Both are here
@@someguywithmtndew5691Ah yes, my favourite website.
@@someguywithmtndew5691 i was gonna say that
"That's just religion by default" that's so true
To be honest religion is full of 💩 none of it has ever actually been proven or has any way of being proven it’s all speculation plus most of these are only so widely believed because they’ve been around for decades none of it is actually true and I will forever continue to face the reality that it’s all a hoax till someone can actually provide some legitimate grounded evidence that suggests otherwise and no the Bible is not evidence because theirs nothing to verify this over a million year old text it’s been written and rewritten millions of times chances are most of it could have been lost in translation or even tweaked but without the original first one ever written or having actually witnessed it with your own eyes you can’t trust that any Bible you pick up will be 100% historically accurate assuming anything in it actually happened
**Sees the future**
"Oh it's 6912369, Yayy i won the lottery!"
"I don't trust you..."
Copy cat
what did i do
Hear me out guys, let him cook
no
No,the fuck,I’m not
Oh hell no bruh
I don’t like furies… I’m a robot dude… but ima have to say that thumbnail is a 10/10 … let him cook
I’m hering you out
TH-cam is cooking with that thumbnail.
I love the:
“you get the woman of your dreams”
*Loona fanart*
“Me too kid.”
The only thing actually getting cooked is that country in your profile pic.
@@Xzilo64Nah 💀
Say that for yourself Russia is getting their shit rocked
@@finnfox747🤖🤖
@@Xzilo64Good one 😂
Problem is they won't trust that you actually won the lottery
Nah he pulled up loona and Jesus in the same video
"babe, i won a million dollars."
"nuh uh"
Only comment I've seen not talkin abt loona or the religion thin
I mean let's be real - you'd eventually get good at reverse talking. 'Babe, I lost the lottery again.'
'No way! That's like the 20th time!'
'As you can see here the evidence confirms I in fact shot the defendant'
'Innocent!'
Real
I didn't win the lottery
@@creepypastor007 "Nuh uh"
Ngl I saw the thumbnail and I was like "I'm no furry, but Loona is planted firmly in the 'would' category".
Why,she IS actually a demon só is not furry thing
@@_poop_games Yeah... not sure that's how it works, demons can be classified furry as well if they got the looks but I'd agree with you if Loona was a werewolf. GOOD DAY
@@rogerdavito7479 He could at least use her human form, and if he had her as a woman he would be arrested for zoophilia. Have a good day too
and so, it has begun
Assuming the existence of non-human species of human level of intellect is acknowledged, I feel like a new word would be invented instead of zoophilia, now we just gotta invent it, how about Aspecilia?@@_poop_games
Bro summed every simp with the thumbnail
"You know those kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you"
*Looks at camera in disappointment.*
We all know we came here because of the thumbnail
guilty
Guilty
Guilty
*g u i l t y*
yo wtf 💀
Like a man once said:
“Throw me to a pack of wolves and I’ll be a father within weeks.”
You mean 9 months?
No. Weeks.@@murke8056
@@murke8056he’s just that goddamn fast
@@murke8056how long is wolf pregnancy?
@@GewelReal Humanoid wolf
"The woman of your dreams"
Loona? Yesssss, anything for her!!
“Then something snapped something inside of me” I mean that methodically and literally
Thumbnail is crazy 💀
We all clicked on it so what does that say about us?
Bro got unlucky
@@maxjones4669i mean yeah but no was saying we are any better so yeah...
@@maxjones4669 I clicked on it because I knew there was more to it than just the thumbnail, and I was correct lmao
She kinda bad tho-
Bro the thrumbnail caught me off guard at 3am in the morning
Yeah like wtf
Made me say enough TH-cam for today to be honest
I love it when it's 3 at morning in the morning
@@xd_joe 😂
literaly the situation I'm in
Yet you still clicked on the video 🤔🤔
“Nobody will believe you”
Odysseus: Now this looks like a job for me
Bro was like "would you press this button if..." I was like YUP!
"would you press the button?"
"nah i'd press the thumbnail"
same
💀
Smas-
@@TalonXD5871🗿🔫
Smash no question
Can't imagine the search history 😭🙏
Same I cant😐✌️🫥
Bro summoned me from the brink of death
SAME 💀
Don’t worry the FBI can check for us
Bros life is furry porn💀
Lunar from helluva boss got me dying 💀💀
loona from helluva boss is crazy 💀
"Hey man I won the lottery"
'Nah I bet you forged that'
Don't worry, they won't believe your sights, but they may believe that you won the lottery
dude that would be so good tho
@@raven_m0rt833believe the fully restored Jaguar E-Type I am rocking around in
"I punched that guy"
No you didnt
@benwillems8584 "bro I am literally driving around with a Jaguar using the money I got from the lottery"
"Nah dude you coulda stolen that"
Damn on that second one bro really said “Something just snapped something inside of me”
Bros simping for ink on a piece of paper
If that’s the woman of your dreams, she’s gonna be the one slapping you 💀
Kinky
true
As far as I know, that's actually not too far off
I’d be going harder mommy
W O R T H
I T
bro really brought up Loona like he won't get slapped more than 50 times
would you rather have bacon, unlimited bacon, but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games
bro summoned the helluva boss fandom by putting a picture of loona in it
"Woman of your dreams"
*proceeds to show loona*💀
Bro he has the balls to show her dream women 💀
bro the image was why we all came here
Is there a problem?
i mean shes the age of consent in the show right?
Comprehensive_Ice135 would approve this message
clicked for the preview, stayed for the preview
Same 😂
My guy got life figured out
@@sadbrokenbarrel4964 Yeah, im a simp...
Super
Insane
Main
Person
@@GoofyTheCubewhat does that even mean
@@that1sprig I’m not too sure 😜
Bro defined default religion
Bro the preview was amazing.
Smash any day of the week.
Bro did not just put up a picture of loona when he said “woman of your dreams” 💀
Alright guys hear me out, if it says woman of your dreams?
Does children cou-
@@Usefulfornothing nahhhh
@@Usefulfornothinghe said woman not girl
@@OverratedPenguin I thought loli's count
@@Usefulfornothing a loli is not a woman
"The woman of your dreams"
Proceeds to pull out an image of loona.
The fan base: LET HIM COOK!!!
ill not let him cook
Same @@kot000
@@Theguywholikesblueberries he will not make me a nice meal to eat
@@kot000 same
call me stupid but what is the meaning of "Let him cook?"
Bro's only human after all 💀
“The flesh is weak, metal is eternal”
- me
auto generated thumbnail is craaaazy man☠️
Ye like wtf
You choose thumbnail for shorts bro
@@AsianShinkenno you dont
@@AsianShinken TH-cam auto generates short thumbnails lol ur wrong
@@sorrenean you can choose TH-cam shorts thumbnail lol you're wrong
"And then something just snapped, something inside me"
"I couldn't take it anymore"
"I didn't care about being better than kakarot"
"I didn't care about being a super Saiyan"
"I didn't care if I lived"
"I didn't care about anything"
Nah, bro exposed his own search history 💀
“Is it bestiality…if…the animal…has a fat a-“
- AlphaOxtrot 2023
AS A DUDE WHO CANT EVEN FEEL ANY PAIN I SEE THIS AS A WIN
Even if i could not feel pain, id still decline, dogs are not my type
@@Dralbuck8bro it means any one
Those slaps will make you feel pain
I’m sorry but did I read BODIES
@@Dralbuck8
It's case by case basis, not specifically that hybrid creature.
Ain’t no way bro pulled Lonna up for that thumbnail 😭
the thumbnail is randomly selected by youtube, he has no control over it
got me LEAKIN'
@@waterlessant5355w TH-cam then
@@vakqdevI beg your pardon..
I beg your pardon
bro just self reported with that “woman of your dreams” part
If valtino saw the sex version of loona he'd be like "i want to hire her"
Aint no way you put loona and jesus in the SAME VIDEO 💀
Why not I think will be good together 💀
@@ToniMussolini that's crazy💀
@@Fireball-gz4sk nah I think Jesus it’s a good husband for loona 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@ToniMussolini ok bro stop.
@@Fireball-gz4sk you right. let’s play counter strike 2 🗿🍷
"Hey where's my money i won the lottery!"
"I don't trust you..."
wild
Nah you just go "yeah I completely cheated I did not earn that money as I can see past present and future" then they don't trust you and give you the money
There aren't even 50 hours in a day so the pain will just multiply no thank u
@@sheridangamble837 50 times a week is about 7 or 8 times a day
That isn't how it works u just show them the tickets also winning the lottery isn't the same as telling you know the winning lottery numbers
Dumb
“Woman of your dreams” Loona do NOT want you bro😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾
"woman of your dreams" *shows woman of my dreams*
Nah bro y’all clicked for that thumbnail 💀💀💀
What do you mean, "ya'll"? You're here too.
@@_2fcd_978😂
damn right lil bro
facts
How did you know 🤨
Imagine you're trying to sleep and all of a sudden you get slapped. The pain drags on for 30 minutes and then there's another slap...
To get slapped 50 times a week you’d have to get slapped around 7 times a day.
@@Clexi Ok, and?
@@liquidrock2u Are you willing to accept the terms now that you understand them?
@@liquidrock2u I know I am
@liquidrock2u women ain't worth no sleep kid
don't let meowbahh press that last button
came for the thumbnail, stayed for the whole video
The “but no one will ever trust you” puts a bigger wrench in the works than people might think. Because he doesn’t specify that it’s trusting in your prediction, it means no one trusts you at all. You could tell someone the most basic thing, like grass is green, and they’d be forced to not trust you by effect.
"You aren't going to give me your credit card details."
Easy, lie all the time. Tell people you dont have a billion dollars in your bank account or that you're not the second coming of Jesus. They will think the opposite.
@@Pr0blum_ The greatest Uno Reverse solution, you live a life of telling lies. Reverse Boy who cried Wolf where then everyone "trusts" you by you telling a lie
That's strength on its own if used, correctly, the sky is the limit people, when it comes to creativity!
If a country leaders figured out I have this power and hired me as some sort of a public speaker:
"Yes, our border with your country is very well defended."
"We have a nuclear weapon program."
"No, rich country, we don't need any support."
After scrolling through a unhealthy amount of ur channel I’ve come to the conclusion that loona is on 95% of your shorts
Nahh 💀
How much is "unhealthy" then, considering your last statement
Yeah, it’s pretty weird, you can’t even call it ironic anymore since he does it so much
@@yasininn76 seeing as i have done the same, priobably about 2 hours
@@moneygrabber6720 whos loona
Nah I wouldn't do the second one
Imagine getting slapped 50 times😭😭 in one week plus the pain will stay for an hour oh hell nah
Masochists on the second one: ... Yes no questions asked
“You will get the woman of your dreams”
*opens comments*
Ay he never said where you would be slapped
nice bro you hit 69 likes
@@kleik0mango💀
I can bet all my life savings that everyone's here for the thumbnail 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’m not
@@glorred2274 you sure 💀
@@ElRodriPR Yes
@@glorred2274 well sorry but I don't have money 💀
Im here for the comments
Shows Loona as "the woman of your dreams".
Community summoned, face the consequences.
Bro did loona dirty.
The dedication to Loona is wild
I can respect his dedication.
He is the final boss of the furrys 😂
Atleast he's not the final boss of Freddy Fazbear's, because then instead of laughing, he'd say "hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur"
Hur, hur, hur hur @@eden_on_youtube
Bro is not furry its devil from helluva boss
@@OliKlucz8anthropomorphic wolf, yeah it's a furry
No she a furry devils
50 slaps per week? That’s practically random seven slaps that last a hour each day. Who’s slapping you, Loona?!
Would you pre... "Me rn: slamming the button"
Getting slapped 50 times a week would mean, on average more than 7 times a day.
Still worth it though 😂
its easy. you get all 50 slaps and 1 hour + 50 slaps duration time later you will feel no pain for an entire week.
@@qaerkyr9197Says at random.
@@qaerkyr9197yeah lol
Pathetic 😂
*pulls out uno reverse card*
I’m worried I out his router 💀 his search history must be wild ☠️
i like loona so you should be looking at his abd not mine 💀
@@Duckymen yooo nah bro 💀
"Wild" is understating it...
Mine is 💀💀🗡️
His incognito search history ☠️
Dude that’s like 7 times a day and it stays for an hour!?
Still worth it
"The woman of your dreams"
And loona is not it, don't be lying to me.
bro knows what he's doing 💀😭
My dirty mind: “Slapped? Yes PLEASE”
Yeah, he never specifically said it would be the face that got slapped. Sure, there was a couple pictures of it, but if it wasn't specifically said aloud, it doesn't count
At least you won't be bitten by Freddy Fazbear.
I am a simple man, I see Loona, I click. And yeah the 50 slaps are definitely worth it.
does she know how to make a grilled cheese tho
The most important quality of a woman
DOES SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY TF2
@@Engineer12043engineer gaming
Does she know
TO FIND DIMONDS in minecraft
it's from your dreams, then yes
Not the “woman of your dreams” having really bad anger issues and childhood trauma! 😂
im subbing your chanel bc your pfp
What.
This comment may or may not call upon the "i can fix her" dudes. And im here for it
@@Davacus123 Imma bout to prolly make my most sexist beat.
Would
Bro did the helluva boss fandom dirty
Bro’s actually fiending over loona 😭
"become the founder of a religion, and it's successful"
Welp, time to establish the Mechanicum of Mars
THE FLESH IS WEAK!
I'd press all 3 so I can found the imperium of man
Time to get metal stilts
from the moment I understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL.
The MoM religion💀💀
The woman of my dreams is already gonna slap me 50 times a week
Masochistic subs be like:
@@Cookie0927 markiplier:
LeanBeefPatty followers:
@@up-set1451He's not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can handle it XD
@@rans0mware true dat
Masochists like "where is the downside with that second one???"
“Mom, I have the winning numbers for the lottery”
“Nope.”
that last button choice was just the story of Jesus
Bro knew what he was doing with Loona
For that last one, all'd you'd have to do is be so successful that the other religions fall out of use.
Bro just outed his preference like that 🫰
“The Woman of my dreams,”
“I don’t sleep so I can’t find her.” -Lil Wayne, 6 foot 7 foot
The fact that the thumbnails of shorts are chosen by an ai makes the thumbnail 100x better
“Smash the like button”
OR
“Smash the thumbnail”
*puts Loona in the video*
The fanbase: *WHO SUMMONED ME??*