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  • @oqorrwakkxyccplus432
    @oqorrwakkxyccplus432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15411

    She served 0.0056706219254597% of her actual sentence.

    • @ninjaking7256
      @ninjaking7256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      I dont wanna know how or how long it took you to work that out.

    • @omengineer9902
      @omengineer9902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      What Maths😂

    • @senolejgamer5451
      @senolejgamer5451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      @@ninjaking7256 That is easy to do on a calculator and even easier with the internet

    • @yesyouareright9800
      @yesyouareright9800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      @@ninjaking7256 when you sleep in math class:

    • @skr44z
      @skr44z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@yesyouareright9800 nah hes just probs too young to have learnt how to do this

  • @spydog1462
    @spydog1462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    Ah yes, 141 thousand years in prison.
    Just to make sure she didn’t take any kind of serum that made her immortal.

    • @notkatsuro
      @notkatsuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's to make sure she was sentenced on every of her sentences separately. Like tax fraud was X number of years and scamming was Y number of years. So her sentence was for X+Y years

    • @spydog1462
      @spydog1462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@notkatsuro Yeah makes sense but anything past 100 has no use. I mean, when you get to 100 years in prison, just stop there. If she lives longer, extend her stay. No need to say, “I herby sentence you to one hundred forty one thousand years in prison”

    • @notkatsuro
      @notkatsuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@spydog1462 Yeah but it's made so they can't say that the judge gave them an unfair amount, for every crime she was sentenced for a certain amount of years, which were added up at the last step. It doesn't make sense in a normal way, but it does make it sensible in a legal way.

    • @arcyine
      @arcyine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@spydog1462 "extend her stay"
      Dude is talking like a 100+ year old woman will be the baddest bitch in town after getting out 💀

    • @hvict0rrh
      @hvict0rrh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arcyine if it's a life sentence she doesn't get to get out bro..

  • @arnolddavies6734
    @arnolddavies6734 ปีที่แล้ว +2833

    “So how long are you in for.?”
    “141,078 years, but I’ll get time off for good behaviour.”

    • @anthonyaldorasi8835
      @anthonyaldorasi8835 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheaper to let her go and let the public get hosed again

    • @BottomsUp62
      @BottomsUp62 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Dont_click_this_profil3 ok

    • @Bomberfish795
      @Bomberfish795 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alright saul goodman

    • @guledmahad8755
      @guledmahad8755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @uwuuxdxdd1928
      @uwuuxdxdd1928 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dont_click_this_profil3 you manipulated me to click on it. good job.

  • @afkplayer7069
    @afkplayer7069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9418

    Yo she got the “get out of jail” monopoly card

    • @dagold2142
      @dagold2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Where can i get one

    • @TRPYGanja
      @TRPYGanja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@dagold2142 Saul Goodman & Associates

    • @husklo
      @husklo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@dagold2142 u have to be a woman first cus that's the judges preference if you get what I mean... 😂

    • @okayokay9569
      @okayokay9569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      just be a women.

    • @sgvlogs2180
      @sgvlogs2180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So rich that she must've bought one

  • @bellanoir2425
    @bellanoir2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13889

    “Is still alive today”
    “She only served 8”
    *did they just let her out for shits and giggles 💀*

    • @Deleted_Animator
      @Deleted_Animator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Yes yes they did

    • @kenzismysugarmommy
      @kenzismysugarmommy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      Judge:
      141,078 years in prison
      *Sorry y'all, I meant 8 💀*
      (Thanks for correcting me, y'all)

    • @xoxo_nylah.
      @xoxo_nylah. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      💀

    • @blueythesilly
      @blueythesilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No she escaped

    • @woway
      @woway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kenzismysugarmommy tell me why I always thought it was judge 🙁 /j
      PLEASE STOP REPLYING ITS OK I KNOW 🙏🏽

  • @kyletabin
    @kyletabin ปีที่แล้ว +2823

    Judge used a random number generator 💀💀

    • @TheFunnyDictator
      @TheFunnyDictator ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is that even a thing?!

    • @DNA_3
      @DNA_3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@TheFunnyDictator yes

    • @Baconha_ha
      @Baconha_ha ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@TheFunnyDictator I mean there is a thing that can generate a name

    • @TheFunnyDictator
      @TheFunnyDictator ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Baconha_ha Do you have a link?

    • @TheFunnyDictator
      @TheFunnyDictator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DNA_3 Do you have a link?

  • @katonkrack
    @katonkrack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    "should we give her a life sentence"
    "No, 14281 years should fix her"
    "Oh yeah, perfect!"

    • @matthew.eliyah
      @matthew.eliyah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      14281 years is just multiple life sentences without parole . Saying 14281 years would just be easier

    • @grenouillesupreme
      @grenouillesupreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam asked me to rate your comment

    • @Off-colorsign
      @Off-colorsign 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grenouillesupreme }

    • @Amielle-in-Ami-hell
      @Amielle-in-Ami-hell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol the actual number wasn’t even close, she got 141,078 but took 8 lol

    • @pranayc5738
      @pranayc5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she would die after that much

  • @Yeveen
    @Yeveen ปีที่แล้ว +5831

    “466278169694200 year”
    “Mr.judge man, she died”
    *pulls soul back*

    • @kmi3254
      @kmi3254 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The man gonna stop her from going to hell and pull a whole heroic thing😂🤣🤣

    • @BigDrandy_Sariah
      @BigDrandy_Sariah ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh she won't even be alive right now

    • @Hello-yi1wz
      @Hello-yi1wz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @Gau4073
      @Gau4073 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no....

    • @ilarikasworld4258
      @ilarikasworld4258 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@BigDrandy_Sariah she is and currently 81 years old
      Search it

  • @mittelego1098
    @mittelego1098 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Imagine her reaction when she discovered that she has to serve 141078 years 💀

    • @robertwilber1909
      @robertwilber1909 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      must've laughed...

    • @Benji1969
      @Benji1969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dont_click_this_profil3 too late

    • @raywhite3904
      @raywhite3904 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔 m I don't think she'll be able to serve the whole term.

    • @josephmaxwell896
      @josephmaxwell896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@raywhite3904 no they said she still alive today. She is determined to beat out her sentence. They let her out after 8 years because she helped the warden do his taxes and help out the fellow jailers. Matter of fact ,she was one of the people involved in the Madoff ponzi scheme but being she had such a long sentence before they never convicted her because the judicial system felt enough was enough

    • @hey.555
      @hey.555 ปีที่แล้ว

      She might be flabbergasted

  • @RatchelRach
    @RatchelRach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    "Warden this corpse has been here for 140797 years!"
    "Theres still 281 left dude!

    • @Kananis.horror
      @Kananis.horror ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂

    • @sammiejo6928
      @sammiejo6928 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rip lol

    • @RatchelRach
      @RatchelRach ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@Jaxon201 ik it's a longer sentence but there's gotta be parole or smthn right?

    • @RatchelRach
      @RatchelRach ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jaxon201 ik

    • @CatCat-tm2cg
      @CatCat-tm2cg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RatchelRach u gotta serve atleast half of ur sentence for parole

  • @swearimnotarobot3746
    @swearimnotarobot3746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23653

    I don’t get why a ‘life’ sentence doesn’t last your whole life. Lmao

    • @Kaosh69
      @Kaosh69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      me either

    • @itspizzatime4084
      @itspizzatime4084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

      A life sentence is life but 25 years until parole

    • @Quetzal796
      @Quetzal796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Bc then they’d have nothing to lose and such people are the most dangerous

    • @swearimnotarobot3746
      @swearimnotarobot3746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@Quetzal796 there are still prisoners with several life sentences and will die in prisons. And with current prisons. Obviously they have no reason to behave like this. But we know how to fix this. Give prisoners some privileges. Then bad behaviour will make them lose privileges.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@swearimnotarobot3746 they already do that..

  • @laraburin6168
    @laraburin6168 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    “I THOUGHT THE LONGEST TIME IN PRISON WAS A LIFE SENTENCE”
    -some comment i saw

    • @TheSIMPLE_1
      @TheSIMPLE_1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      w

    • @Animelover15606
      @Animelover15606 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      141,000 years is longer than a life sentence

    • @Dog-b2c
      @Dog-b2c ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Animelover15606 mean y’know never know there might be some immortals out there that live for 141,001 years..
      Edit: This comment is obviously a joke

    • @raywhite3904
      @raywhite3904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way that goes if they want you in there for life with no chance of getting out the judge will say life and one day.so you are in there for life without the possibility of early parole.

    • @smith22041
      @smith22041 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raywhite3904 1day after getting resuscitated after their heart stopped, OK I've served my time! (Guy actually tried this)

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    I'm still wondering why would they choose such a specific number for her life sentence.

    • @Myreactionwhen_80085
      @Myreactionwhen_80085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      It's a calculation. The sum of all sentences

    • @acat2360
      @acat2360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That number sounds like a birth date, is a child in 1989

    • @abdulrahman-jm7xw
      @abdulrahman-jm7xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Could be the judge confirming the amount is received in his bank account lol

    • @gracescheer966
      @gracescheer966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You can be sentenced for multiple things. So they add up each of the sentences and that’s the number of years you must serve, even though you’ll clearly die before it’s over.

    • @Kurosawa69
      @Kurosawa69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro am I the only guy who see you everywhere 💀

  • @Zemun_SerbianCB
    @Zemun_SerbianCB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    *74828472947828483 years*
    Prisoner: *dies*
    Judje: your still sentenced.

    • @manmug2.065
      @manmug2.065 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro tf you spell judge wrong

    • @toodles8242
      @toodles8242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn lmfao spelt "dad" wrong 💀

    • @zefic6795
      @zefic6795 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro spelled you're wrong

    • @peppermintx12
      @peppermintx12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo

    • @tobygoss7683
      @tobygoss7683 ปีที่แล้ว

      15th century German courts would sentence your corpse if you died waiting for trial. That's just f**king mean.

  • @olivialolypop780
    @olivialolypop780 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    lol i deadass bursted out laughing! I expected the plot twist, but thought she would’ve at least served like 15 years or something-

    • @TheFunnyDictator
      @TheFunnyDictator ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why so?

    • @userunknown1030
      @userunknown1030 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheFunnyDictator because that is usually how it works with these so called white or blue collar crimes the sentances are like decades to live in jail but they always get like five to 10 years with a plea deal. happens all the time in america. some times no jail time if it is you first time and you have high enough connection then it is just slap on the wrist and you go about your day.

  • @gamefyowo8809
    @gamefyowo8809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    Straight to the point:she was sentenced to prison for 141,078 years.

    • @tilesonm2669
      @tilesonm2669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it is real guys?

    • @haritikanand8502
      @haritikanand8502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tilesonm2669 yess

    • @maeackerman618
      @maeackerman618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      like its even possible unlrss she a vampire

    • @BibbleUniverse
      @BibbleUniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What if she died after say 50 years? Will they keep the body for the rest of the time? 🗿

    • @kholoud79alostaz
      @kholoud79alostaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU

  • @nqrtzy8765
    @nqrtzy8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    makes 8 years in prison sound like a cakewalk

    • @vandalsavage6743
      @vandalsavage6743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Female Prison

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vandalsavage6743 not true

    • @vandalsavage6743
      @vandalsavage6743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irenaveksler1935 not true what?

    • @Grey-jk2gc
      @Grey-jk2gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@vandalsavage6743 99% of prisons are shit, no matter what prison it is, it's hard for everyone in prison. They make it horrible to build the mindset, "never end up in prison."

    • @lordmadarauchiha
      @lordmadarauchiha ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@vandalsavage6743this society nowadays is full of hateful sexist monsters sentencing even innocent men to like 999999999 prison years while paroling most guilty women after only few years in prison, this humanity is doomed

  • @somewhatoriginal
    @somewhatoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Crazy how murderers and pedos and other scum of the earth get only like 2 months in prison.

    • @Tri_ppy
      @Tri_ppy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where the hell did you hear that

    • @somewhatoriginal
      @somewhatoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Tri_ppy I made it up 😈😈😈

    • @austinplayz960
      @austinplayz960 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@somewhatoriginal lol

  • @madg6876
    @madg6876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59990

    Bro thought of a random number just to sentence her but he still failed
    💀
    Ayo how many likes

    • @melancholyonmercury
      @melancholyonmercury 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

      I think that number was how much clients she had accumulated over the years.

    • @YeaaaYT
      @YeaaaYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      @@melancholyonmercury no he literally said 16k not 160k

    • @m047z
      @m047z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      Those years are sentenced and judged based on how many of those laws she broke & other stuff and those are totally summed up together and finally years are based on that. Not just random number! :)

    • @iamyourasshole
      @iamyourasshole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      69420

    • @ilikebobies
      @ilikebobies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I mean she should at least have a life sentence 😆 not even 20 years?

  • @sundrop_luvv
    @sundrop_luvv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Bro pulled the “get out of jail free” card in monopoly 💀

    • @NadeemKhan-yw1sb
      @NadeemKhan-yw1sb ปีที่แล้ว

      Pmsl 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

    • @roshnipillai4656
      @roshnipillai4656 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @1nactiv3Chann3I
      @1nactiv3Chann3I ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I forced her to roll the dice to land on the go to jail spot

    • @PAINT-DRINKA.
      @PAINT-DRINKA. ปีที่แล้ว

      This is facts

    • @d.ou.
      @d.ou. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah its called being a woman

  • @VoidPaul97
    @VoidPaul97 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Him: Longest prison sentence
    87 Life Imprisonments: Am I a joke to you?

    • @BANMKE
      @BANMKE ปีที่แล้ว

      87 would be less since it’s about 15 years because of parole

    • @VoidPaul97
      @VoidPaul97 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BANMKE If a Life Imprisonment, is about 30-40 years, then 87 would be 3480, still small tho

    • @VoidPaul97
      @VoidPaul97 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BANMKE so the joke would be if a Life Imprisonment was actually that

  • @whor3S
    @whor3S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    ima search her up i’ll keep y’all updated really quick🌚
    edit: it’s true. she’s 81 yrs old now.-
    edit: guys stop correcting me for “shes 82” idgaf

    • @ratsssss
      @ratsssss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Wait so she is now out of the jail? 💀💀 what is she doing now? 💀💀

    • @whor3S
      @whor3S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ratsssss she’s outta jail and idk what she doing now

    • @ratsssss
      @ratsssss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@whor3S woaa that's kinda scary though

    • @nightmarefury9308
      @nightmarefury9308 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean 200 300 million and connections do be screaming on top of their lungs.

    • @ratsssss
      @ratsssss ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nightmarefury9308 ya lol gotta keep connection with everyone

  • @C0smic-Fear
    @C0smic-Fear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I can see why, she was named after a Mexican sauce 💀

  • @Azyreux
    @Azyreux ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You know the person who calculated the sentence failed out of highschool when the sentence is around as long as the existence of man.

  • @polishgigachad
    @polishgigachad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Bro her lawyer is literally Saul Goodman.
    Thx for 1.2k likes by this point.

    • @sniperis_sus
      @sniperis_sus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ไช่

    • @broodingsoap9469
      @broodingsoap9469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That why better call saul

    • @sniperis_sus
      @sniperis_sus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@broodingsoap9469 lol ทนายชื่อเกลือ

    • @YamnaxHussain
      @YamnaxHussain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@broodingsoap9469 😭

    • @coolkidcoolman2135
      @coolkidcoolman2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      W comment😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Owen_157
    @Owen_157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    She deffo called Saul

  • @zalanfekete844
    @zalanfekete844 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    American criminals receiving 3x Infinite years in prison: amatuer

  • @emorygrace7
    @emorygrace7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    the loop **chef’s kiss**

    • @btylcker9961
      @btylcker9961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It wasn’t and good 💀💀

    • @MnDogman
      @MnDogman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It wasn’t that good lol

  • @Yurusaii
    @Yurusaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I thought the longest sentence is, forever in prison.

    • @Obsessedbrooklyn
      @Obsessedbrooklyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, and no it is not called “forever in prison” it’s called a life sentence but no. You can get over 500+ years even though they know you’ll be dead by atleast 90 or lower depends honestly

  • @verified655
    @verified655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every people after 141,078 years 💀

  • @rivvy5795
    @rivvy5795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “She got the longest prison sentence in history”
    “She served 8 years”
    Wtf??!!

    • @CrunchyLeafUz
      @CrunchyLeafUz ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She *got* not *served* the longest prison sentence

    • @AwakenedLia
      @AwakenedLia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s called clickbait my friend💅🫣😥😓😔

    • @lynneriverag647
      @lynneriverag647 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why ? Only 8
      What money talks?

    • @izlatte9118
      @izlatte9118 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@AwakenedLia sentenced and served are two very different things you know 💀 video still gave what was in the title

    • @eronicakacaka2289
      @eronicakacaka2289 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thinking of the same thing...

  • @apollochaoz
    @apollochaoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I thought she was gonna serve like 100 and be super old

    • @HunterEddie
      @HunterEddie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wat

    • @michelerusconi
      @michelerusconi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      born in 1940 doesn't tell you anything does it

    • @KaroshiSalad2000s
      @KaroshiSalad2000s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michelerusconi 82

    • @jump186
      @jump186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michelerusconi keyword: like

    • @Celuta96
      @Celuta96 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jump186 what

  • @Verybadatgames1
    @Verybadatgames1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bro these judges be sending them in very specific numbers like theyre gonna live that long 🗿

  • @krissWyy
    @krissWyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    When Andrew tate becomes judge 💀

  • @sumansaxena2277
    @sumansaxena2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Imagine if she was like "Aight, I must serve the punishment for my sins" and actually survived after that many years 💀

    • @papeandocomraposa8274
      @papeandocomraposa8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that would be very easy, normaly woman live for a long time, like queen elizabeth II, she caused the big bang

    • @sumansaxena2277
      @sumansaxena2277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@papeandocomraposa8274 idk man how you gon' survive 141k years even if you're a woman 💀

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@papeandocomraposa8274 no they don’t and what?/

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sumansaxena2277 bruh

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She would be a woman people speak of only in legends that's for sure

  • @DuoDingDong
    @DuoDingDong ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The people who had been sentenced to life: “Hehehe, look what they had to do to mimic a fraction of my power”

  • @gunningamer974
    @gunningamer974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    her being 82 rn 💀💀

  • @Skelly-j1v
    @Skelly-j1v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Lifetime sentence rn: Ahh, i'm just a hallucination babe ☺️

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    141,078 years later: *DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS WOMAN FROM THE PAST FINALLY SERVED HER SENTENCE?*

  • @somefishyguy
    @somefishyguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    when the life sentence isnt enough:

  • @katherinemb5
    @katherinemb5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “Mom how do I get the genius world record but still be a criminal?”
    “Hunny thats impossible”
    Her:

  • @atharvmalkotia4921
    @atharvmalkotia4921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LIFE IMPRESIONMENT?
    NO ,,141078 YEARS..........
    LITERALLY THE JUDGE

  • @_xamon_4613
    @_xamon_4613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Also Chamoy: "allow me to introduse my friends, *uno reverse card and monopoly get out of jail card* "

  • @Creatureeee
    @Creatureeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Life sentence be like: you didn’t have to cut me off

    • @TheFunnyDictator
      @TheFunnyDictator ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should make the meme!

    • @BANMKE
      @BANMKE ปีที่แล้ว

      A life sentence is usually 15 years or a natural life time so that meme wouldn’t make sense

  • @yohannesff5954
    @yohannesff5954 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Judge:you will be arrested for 141,078 years
    peoples:when did vampires exist

  • @slipknotmfkrlocust8843
    @slipknotmfkrlocust8843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Everyone gangsta until she outlives that sentence.

  • @ChaoticallyPrivate
    @ChaoticallyPrivate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gray still plays on bitlife: are you challenging me?

  • @OvertonWindex
    @OvertonWindex ปีที่แล้ว

    141,000 years, served 8.

  • @no-ep6wm
    @no-ep6wm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He must have got bored of the real number sentences and went to a random number generator

  • @vrofr
    @vrofr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Judge literally just picked a random number

    • @temxasred3086
      @temxasred3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's how much money the judge received in his bank account

    • @xyrx9904
      @xyrx9904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@temxasred3086 true they serve a lot of years they put in jail just to get money 100k+ years it's not worth it he should put like 40 or 50 years

  • @matiascovarrubias7678
    @matiascovarrubias7678 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me after pouring the milk before the cereal:

  • @tofukiyo
    @tofukiyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I can’t think of anything longer than a life sentence-

  • @AnimatingStudios2002
    @AnimatingStudios2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The perfect loop doesn't exis-

    • @mavis.lahar2001
      @mavis.lahar2001 ปีที่แล้ว

      With my slow Wi-Fi...I don't see no loop...a perfect loop is in the eye of the beholder 💀

  • @samuelholthe7942
    @samuelholthe7942 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Transition is perfectly seamless.

  • @luhhv_cami
    @luhhv_cami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ''Her name is chamoy-''
    *pauses quickly*
    me: wtf.. mum? can we not buy the mega chamoy anymore?..

    • @DosAussieThai
      @DosAussieThai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chamoy in Thai means "looking seductively."

  • @fireice_
    @fireice_ ปีที่แล้ว +35

    a perfect loop doesn't exi-

    • @TheFunnyDictator
      @TheFunnyDictator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen perfecter loops!

    • @fireice_
      @fireice_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheFunnyDictator aight

  • @panzer_tank
    @panzer_tank ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he just put her scentence on shuffle and broke the shuffle system

    • @rebeccasevilla1210
      @rebeccasevilla1210 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how Thailand law works. Its weird but its true. And unreal

  • @h2o684
    @h2o684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The random number generator pulled that specific number so they can forget about it instantly

  • @greenapple1405
    @greenapple1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I just broke my wrist.

    • @6000.
      @6000. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As someone who killed 42 people between 9:31 AM to 2:55 PM, I can also confirm I broke my wrist by accidentally hitting it with a shovel (100% Joking)

    • @ArcaellusV427
      @ArcaellusV427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@6000. why do you need to indicate that you're joking. Who tf would actually admit to committing murder in a TH-cam comment section

    • @6000.
      @6000. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ArcaellusV427 not me

    • @greenapple1405
      @greenapple1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@6000. lol

    • @wr1ght939
      @wr1ght939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@6000. about the wrist or the people?

  • @Firegamer-w5s
    @Firegamer-w5s ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People in life imprisonment: you underestimate me

  • @Eclipse99533
    @Eclipse99533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "And she's still alive today"
    Me in 3064: Goddamn

  • @Mythuss
    @Mythuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “She’s still alive today”
    Kids in the 2080s be watching this:

  • @blair2shifty
    @blair2shifty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Having the name of a spice is crazy

  • @itsprimehere
    @itsprimehere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "141,078 years"
    That's almost how long I've been waiting for my dad to come back home with the milk.

    • @Western220
      @Western220 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got the whole squad laughing

  • @professorrosenstock5026
    @professorrosenstock5026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    They didn't throw the book at her, they threw the library of Alexandria at her.

  • @sohanpagi1
    @sohanpagi1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who knows her soul still lives there 😂

  • @SadrightnauHaha
    @SadrightnauHaha ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8 years passed, 133000 more to go (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “No. With a life sentence, she can just use a cheat code to get out. This makes sure even when she comes back she won’t be unpunished.”

  • @charlesbenson9093
    @charlesbenson9093 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn the judge really said:
    *you will be here until dinosaurs come back*

  • @the_SixtyNineth_user
    @the_SixtyNineth_user 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    everyones talking about how the judge picked a random number but no one talking about how the guys were simps for letting her out early

  • @Jamarr_fan420
    @Jamarr_fan420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sentenced to life left the chat

  • @AhmedBinMizan
    @AhmedBinMizan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's a gangsta, quite literally.

  • @BayBoz33
    @BayBoz33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When he said you won’t believe how long it is my mind said THATS WHAT SHE SAI-

    • @saadhraichie8658
      @saadhraichie8658 ปีที่แล้ว

      inviting you all too islam
      islam gauranteed heaven peace and successs.
      please except the mininmium
      one god and final prophet mohammed .
      save your your soul their is no other saviour except with allah all peace and rich.
      sho

    • @Armandobigger13_
      @Armandobigger13_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @Saad hraichie bro what

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro literally smashed his calculator for the sentance💀💀💀

    • @saadhraichie8658
      @saadhraichie8658 ปีที่แล้ว

      inviting you all too islam
      islam gauranteed heaven peace and successs.
      please except the mininmium
      one god and final prophet mohammed .
      save your your soul their is no other saviour except with allah all peace and rich.
      sho

    • @suizidesamurai3353
      @suizidesamurai3353 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@saadhraichie8658 I don't wanna pray to a homophobic sky daddy thank yew 💀

  • @jimwelestrella9284
    @jimwelestrella9284 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If that's case the case, she should have been sentenced to life in prison, that's the same as 141,078

  • @belleistoocool
    @belleistoocool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “longest prison sentence ever”
    ✨life sentence✨

  • @IslamIsInfinitlyBeautiful
    @IslamIsInfinitlyBeautiful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The perfect loop doesn’t exi-

  • @s.h.i.t.b.o.x
    @s.h.i.t.b.o.x ปีที่แล้ว +1

    life sentence: let me introduce myself

  • @sen_yosweat216
    @sen_yosweat216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro thought of a random number just to sentence her but he still failed
    💀

  • @sebbacca4804
    @sebbacca4804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fun fact: a life sentence is usually about 25 years.

    • @gotemvideos8220
      @gotemvideos8220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why is does a life sentence not last for life

    • @isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.
      @isaacpaintsemrouboanderline. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats not really a life sentence then?

    • @RomshaAwasthiA
      @RomshaAwasthiA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gotemvideos8220 bcs that's kinda inhumane, although a counterpoint will be that criminals are being punished for being bad, but still, for some reason, tHaT iS iNhUmAnE

    • @aperson9007
      @aperson9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The death penalty is also kinda inhumane too.

    • @Brock_Lee501
      @Brock_Lee501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RomshaAwasthiA because being in prison for your entire life defeats the point of a punishment.

  • @zahidrealifeandgaming3206
    @zahidrealifeandgaming3206 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nah bro had a sentence longer then aizen soskue

  • @Cats.Are.Lovely023
    @Cats.Are.Lovely023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    him: this woman is known for having the longest blah blah blah in history
    people who have to stay in jail till death:
    👁️👄👁️

    • @Kaiserov_3
      @Kaiserov_3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude what?

    • @listlelyssa
      @listlelyssa ปีที่แล้ว

      she still has the longest prison sentence. time in prison doesn’t correlate with your sentence in cases like this

  • @harriswone4215
    @harriswone4215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Him: “she received the longest prison sentence”
    Life sentence: huh?

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How long is the average -di- lifespan?

    • @harriswone4215
      @harriswone4215 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asheep7797 there are so many factors to be considered including sex and location but I would personally say 75

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harriswone4215 not longer then 125 is your answer and also he was joking
      You can not live 141 thousand years

  • @jacobwillow050
    @jacobwillow050 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She has enough time to think what she will do after she does her time...😅

  • @I_Love_Llamas
    @I_Love_Llamas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nah, she really named Chamoy 💀

  • @mrebicproductions1955
    @mrebicproductions1955 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you get a discount from the cleric in Dubai

  • @snowyfolfskyroo2739
    @snowyfolfskyroo2739 ปีที่แล้ว

    The judge was literally like "nah im /j right now"

  • @AlexTheAmiable
    @AlexTheAmiable ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro didn't need to tell me when she was bored I thought he was gonna tell us her pets name next

  • @adryanclay
    @adryanclay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The judge was like:
    And now i sentence her to...
    Idk 141 thousand years, she was annoying.

  • @CHRISTIANKNIGHT1586
    @CHRISTIANKNIGHT1586 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    judge thought she had nine lives

  • @betterthanyu
    @betterthanyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "you won't believe how long it is" 😏

  • @purelyg
    @purelyg ปีที่แล้ว +38

    who would put a criminal in prison for 141k years💀💀

    • @sieyes8738
      @sieyes8738 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please tell me you are joking

    • @44jess453
      @44jess453 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..tell me you're joking please

    • @purelyg
      @purelyg ปีที่แล้ว

      im not joking

    • @sieyes8738
      @sieyes8738 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purelyg she only served 8

    • @memelord6714
      @memelord6714 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@purelyg u the type to comment before finishing the vid

  • @sobopadure6717
    @sobopadure6717 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lawyer going crazy

  • @addiraya
    @addiraya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude- the longest prison sentence is a life sentence 💀

  • @girly_ellie8873
    @girly_ellie8873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I wish I got the electric chair, but instead I got 300 years in prison”
    -Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer

  • @channingnicholson4275
    @channingnicholson4275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Life sentences be like...

  • @MaterialManPlayz
    @MaterialManPlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    how did I find this video this early

  • @PazuBrooklyn
    @PazuBrooklyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “It feels illegal to be this early”

    • @Dummy765
      @Dummy765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should have chose 100000 and something years

  • @arandommartain69420
    @arandommartain69420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "She's dead"
    Proceeds to revive her

  • @batoulsouf5682
    @batoulsouf5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the fact that her name is "chamoy”💀😭

    • @tahamohammad1741
      @tahamohammad1741 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m so glad that I wasn’t the only one who noticed😂😂😂

    • @cantdecidethename8606
      @cantdecidethename8606 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's with chamoy?

    • @tahamohammad1741
      @tahamohammad1741 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cantdecidethename8606 it’s hot sauce I guess imagine if someone called their child Sriracha