Tried a ting marndem and it was bloody good banter! Thank you as always for your everlasting support, I shall spare you from my furious drillings if we ever meet on road ♥️🦊
This legit wasn’t even a parody track- the beat was phenomenal, the lyrics were actually brilliant done. The rhythm was on point. The vibes were just perfect. Sounds like a proper clubbing banger
"Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty (Priti)" 😀 Another absolute banger from the Unknown P school of rap. The theme, actors, music, everything is superb here.
I would advise you to re explore rap with an open mind. I used to be kind of like you. Glad I'm not missing out any more. There are plenty of hip hop artists with a lot of melody. There are so many different parts of rap as well.
@@joehaylettotoole1710 mate she's only stating the obvious that rappers ain't very talented nowadays I mean even a comedian can putting them to shame you sound like a butt hurt drill fan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
Imma be dah lyrics guy mates: Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler She got the cake, bake-off Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy) Red wine, Merlot She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr) Posh girl, raised in the city Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty I'm in love with an MP Bottoms up 'til the glass get empty And I got bare stacks in the Halifax Your man's balance, 10p Leng one, sitting opposite (cutie) Like it when I whisper chocolate (chocolate) Plays tennis on the court, shе's proper fit So I may have to smash, Djokovic Embarrassing (mmm) I could give your girl an еyeful (mmm), on a Paris ting We could ride around town on a carriage ting If you don't mind the horses Dinner like golf, nine different courses I like my watch sparkling like my water Your man's bare short and he drives a Corsa Man's got a Porshe, just need a Portia Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler She got the cake, bake-off Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy) Red wine, Merlot She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr) Posh girl, raised in the city Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty She lives downtown and her first name's Abbey (so?) So I call her Downton Abbey, like the show Never seen a posh drill rapper with a middle class flow I want bare girl, like polygamy I like stiff upper lips and backs that are jiggly Having breakfast with Tiffany 'Cause she knows I've got mills, Digga D Flow cold so I wear a jumper Pinot Grigio, wine 'pon de bumper (ahh) Mmm, you're a fitty (scrumptious) And I'm trying to be your next slide like Chris Whitty (next slide!) Chin, chin, take a sip Bad b with a uni degree in English Lit Now I am the one with the sentence 'cause I drive too fast When I'm in the whip Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler She got the cake, bake-off Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy) Red wine, Merlot She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr) Posh girl, raised in the city Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
"Tryna be your next slide like Chris Whitty".."posh drill rapper with a middle class flow".. behave! He's in his own lane. Super talented guy. Makorokoto Munyaradzi 👏🏽
Ain't gonna lie always rated Unknown P since his Fire In The Booth this man right here got some serious bars u no question no joke for Munya it's simply like when he first put on that sheepskin coat they come tailor made more fitting pure qaulity but he just feels more comfortable delivering them when slipping into character mode 👌👏👏 .. Bless up .✌📿💯
It makes me so mad that I don’t understand all ten references because I know it would be 13729 times better than it already is!! His songs have no right to be sooo good
Just beautiful, the song is beautiful, this has a completely different vibe, rap with romance? This drillar has succesfully made a exquisitely exotic set of phrases with romanticised words... And we fellow marndems are really enjoying this play of words. From today onwards i name thy " Well known P" instead of unkown P , for you are well known as of now .. Those who do not believe ,just bugger off !
Dearest, please awake even at this early hour and rejoice. Unknown P has created and released a new banger if I do say so myself and if you don't like it... Bugger off!
Tried a ting marndem and it was bloody good banter! Thank you as always for your everlasting support, I shall spare you from my furious drillings if we ever meet on road
♥️🦊
You nailed it as always! 🔥 Better than a lot of artists out there and you do it for a laugh 👏
Drill gods be with you
Goat
Legend!!!
@@ekosaha4317 omg we got the same first name
I would never go Greggs by choice, Because the only roll this individual knows is a Royce.
BARZ!
The stakes are high cuz i'm in the shard eating filet
Sitting on the throne alone like a man with a cough
That is till this day the hardest bar I’ve ever heard
@@yourdadd3749 yep
This legit wasn’t even a parody track- the beat was phenomenal, the lyrics were actually brilliant done. The rhythm was on point. The vibes were just perfect. Sounds like a proper clubbing banger
If man's not hot could play in the clubs, I don't see why this can't
This is definitely what the Queen listens to when she's chilling in her regeneration chamber.
Edit: yes... this didn't age well
@its kayd Unlike the Queen
@@TheOldSoul doesn’t make sense 🤔 should’ve said prince charles
@@user-sp7on8xv3q I was making a joke about how the queen is immortal
@@TheOldSoul oh 😭😭😭
She's dead 💀
"Dinner's like golf: nine different courses!" 😭🤣💥
Just listened to it on Spotify- what an absolute banger every line had me in stiches- great work Munya!!!
Man doesn't do tax evasion he is just misrepresenting his income to her majesty's Revenue & Costums
*Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs
@@warbler1984 thank you will update
A certified country club classic!
Unknown J here! Absolute fire my Kipling! Stay drilly
"Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty (Priti)" 😀
Another absolute banger from the Unknown P school of rap. The theme, actors, music, everything is superb here.
Thanks for pointing that out
Lmao how did I not notice that as an Indian. I did feel like he made a “Priti” reference
He's doing it for fun but At this point he's better than most of the rappers in the game
What you listening too???????
“I could give your girl an eyeful (Eiffel) - on a Paris ‘ting” - superb.
I love how this guy literally doesn’t take his music seriously at all and is still the only rapper I’ll ever listen to
I would advise you to re explore rap with an open mind. I used to be kind of like you. Glad I'm not missing out any more. There are plenty of hip hop artists with a lot of melody. There are so many different parts of rap as well.
Damn you need to have a much more open mind . Theres plenty of better lyricist than unknown P
Also melodic rap, art rap, conscious hip hop theres loads
Pink guy - Pink life check it out haha
@@TheBanana93 yes
1:08 "Can I eat out to help out...?" That killed me 😂😂😂😂😂🥵
Keep pushing in life 💯
Well he’s not unknown anymore, he’s actually known for rapping better than most of these so called serious rappers just saying
Ok Kelly thanks for letting us know
@@LomiKo you’re welcome
Stfu Kelly and enjoy the music
@@joehaylettotoole1710 mate she's only stating the obvious that rappers ain't very talented nowadays I mean
even a comedian can putting them to shame you sound like a butt hurt drill fan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
@@mosssidemafia3366 🤣🤣🤣🤭
Munya and his horses😂😂😂 #loveit
“Your mans bank balance, 10p” 🥴😂
Simply delectable, the frat houses at Oxford will be blaring this for months
Pure genius this guy is and always giving bare jokes in his videos and with his lyrics. 🔥🔥👊🏾👊🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Imma be dah lyrics guy mates:
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
I'm in love with an MP
Bottoms up 'til the glass get empty
And I got bare stacks in the Halifax
Your man's balance, 10p
Leng one, sitting opposite (cutie)
Like it when I whisper chocolate (chocolate)
Plays tennis on the court, shе's proper fit
So I may have to smash, Djokovic
Embarrassing (mmm)
I could give your girl an еyeful (mmm), on a Paris ting
We could ride around town on a carriage ting
If you don't mind the horses
Dinner like golf, nine different courses
I like my watch sparkling like my water
Your man's bare short and he drives a Corsa
Man's got a Porshe, just need a Portia
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
She lives downtown and her first name's Abbey (so?)
So I call her Downton Abbey, like the show
Never seen a posh drill rapper with a middle class flow
I want bare girl, like polygamy
I like stiff upper lips and backs that are jiggly
Having breakfast with Tiffany
'Cause she knows I've got mills, Digga D
Flow cold so I wear a jumper
Pinot Grigio, wine 'pon de bumper (ahh)
Mmm, you're a fitty (scrumptious)
And I'm trying to be your next slide like Chris Whitty (next slide!)
Chin, chin, take a sip
Bad b with a uni degree in English Lit
Now I am the one with the sentence 'cause I drive too fast
When I'm in the whip
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty
ty ty ty
🐐
Unknown P legit got bars and aiming his satirical shots at exactly the right targets!
I have listened to it on Spotify and it's an absolute banger mate
Munya is the only person that can pull off a full Burberry outfit
He is so bad
Oh no he’s actually a decent guy, please don’t deport him Priti, the Munion army will never let you 💪🏽🔥💪🏽🔥💪🏽
"She lives downtown, and her first name's abby... so i call her downtown abby"
Beautiful
As a south-western French I should be enraged by the name of this song but since it's Unknown P, I'll allow it.
Unknown P's tracks are the best thing to come out of a Tory government 🔥
"im tryna be your next slide like Chris Whitty" haahahaha
"Tryna be your next slide like Chris Whitty".."posh drill rapper with a middle class flow".. behave!
He's in his own lane.
Super talented guy. Makorokoto Munyaradzi 👏🏽
Ain't gonna lie always rated Unknown P since his Fire In The Booth this man right here got some serious bars u no question no joke for Munya it's simply like when he first put on that sheepskin coat they come tailor made more fitting pure qaulity but he just feels more comfortable delivering them when slipping into character mode 👌👏👏 .. Bless up .✌📿💯
Bruh, The Only Rapper I enjoy. Comedy, Good lyrics, banger tunes and that British accent Rap. 👏🏻
i dont listen to rap this is the only exception
It has been so long since the lord blessed us
I'm obsessed with this song. Got it on repeat 👌🏼
Splendid rhythm my good sir, more marvellous every single time
1:37 with Boris and his 40,000 kids. Brilliant.
"Pino Grigio , wine pon de bumpa" all i can say is wow
He doesn't just rap, he actually has content 👍🏾
what is content?
Please my mandem make haste with the digital delicasy that is Unknown P. Bless.
I like how he releases a hit every year.. first it was piers Morgan now this
It's crazy he was just a parody rapper to me...now this man is becoming my Music Inspiration wtf 🔥🔥🔥
This is hands down better than the current series on tv 😂😂
A brilliant song while simultaneously taking the piss
This guy does NOT miss!!! 😂😂😂 Another TUNNNNNE!
Smoothtalking thousands of people in style.
Unknown P with another certified banger! Loved the song
So this is what Cafu’s been doing after his retirement…
I was trying to remember who he resembled. Spot on. Brazilian Cafu!
Hilarious. Would love to see the reactions of Tory MPs!
The ending is gooLd. I had to pause to register what he was rapping. Every line flows and is genius!
sheee unknown p's got the features, the models and the budget for this one
Nice to see a new genre of UK rap being built here
This was so much fun!!! 😁
Spectacular show good chap, keep it going, your audience adores you! Scrumptious.
Munya, your work is absolutely insane, your music and channel needs so much more attention! Your lyrics are genius and sooo fire!
I’m glad we got more than one verse this time, lyrical&comedic genius at work 🔥
Ok, we've gotten 2 banger singles, I think it's time for an album
Unknown P's movin mad, 'Priti' soon to be deported
This is gold! Love all the hard work that went into this video
King of drill returns!
unknown p looks ripped af i aint gon last long against him
Unknown p , sick to hear bars from another side to our world. Real talk posh boy.
It makes me so mad that I don’t understand all ten references because I know it would be 13729 times better than it already is!! His songs have no right to be sooo good
These are so well made and these are just jokes, imagine if Unknown P did a serious one it would slap
The old dons playing the MPs must've thought they died and went to heaven
LOVE seeing Unknown P take over the spot voluntarily vacated by big shaq 🙏🏾 🔥 🔥 🔥
This helps me improve my fluency in the English literature with a touch of the Hood
It's crazy how this parody slaps so HARD LOOOOL I LOVE IT
Always gets the horse riding in 😂😂
Just beautiful, the song is beautiful, this has a completely different vibe, rap with romance?
This drillar has succesfully made a exquisitely exotic set of phrases with romanticised words...
And we fellow marndems are really enjoying this play of words.
From today onwards i name thy " Well known P" instead of unkown P , for you are well known as of now ..
Those who do not believe ,just bugger off !
Darun music taste ache apnar !
@@psychogenie6991 i thank thee, my fellow manderm.
This dude has managed to never make a bad song.
Unknown P is just on another level from everyone else.
And unknown p gets pritti lucky lol they way he gives thst smirk when closes the door legendary
I rily love unknown p ❤ love from indonesia
bro this guy has always been able spit bars, would love to see him on a real tube
Matt Hancock reference at the end
Bruh… the production on this is next level 💯
Unknown P bout to be Known P 🔥
This is gonna have its own dedicated playlist on my Spotify 😂😂
This is a club banger I don’t care. One DJ going to buss this in the club and the rest will be history
Dearest, please awake even at this early hour and rejoice. Unknown P has created and released a new banger if I do say so myself and if you don't like it... Bugger off!
So good to see where -Munya- I mean unknown P is now! More blessings!
UNKNOWN P ON A MOVIE??? LETS GO
This was great. Honestly.
Unknown P in the house woop!
The amount of references in this video omg 😂😂😂😂 this is big unknown p!
I'm a 300lb biker from Texas, I've never cried at a song before but Doing It Stealthy turned me into a blubbering mess.
First baguettes, now pain au chocolat….
I’m starting to see a pattern here…
Name ain't patel but her face is priti
what a line.
I started reading Uk news to properly enjoy Munya's videos !
"like polygamy" BARS. youre a national treasure
Pinit grigio whine up yuh bumper... Big line
“Pinot Grigio, Whine Pon the bumber” 😂😂
Mans doesn't even need lyric pages because his pronunciation is so crisp🤞🏾💫
This is absolutely splendid
Im expecting spiffingly good stuff old boy!
'Can I eat out to help out?'
LMAO
Where did he dissapear he aint making any more tracks
This finna be a drilly banger🔥🔥🔥
They acc look like priti Patel and Boris 😭😭😂
Banger! I’m still hyped off that fire in the booth. We need a part 2 man
If he carries on with these bangers, he’ll have to change his name to wellknown P
😂 i was hoping you would throw your bangers on youtube aince the frist time i hears you