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  • @SVNiii-s2f
    @SVNiii-s2f  13 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

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  • @nimay13
    @nimay13 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +274

    Moral of the story. If you have life insurance, never talk about it. Use separate account to pay for it too.

    • @Hegemol900
      @Hegemol900 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Moral of the story: Maybe cultivate a family and dont waste your life on meaningless monetary gains. Then you actually have a legacy to leave behind and dont have to stick to your shite family. Anon will die alone. Without being rememberd.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      If you have a life insurance payout in an account and no one knows and you are 💀 , your nearest kin will be contacted about it..... Else if it remains unclaimed for a couple of decades the government can claim it

    • @weirdguylol
      @weirdguylol 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@Hegemol900spoken like a true skibidi gyatt rizz 🙏🗿🔥🔥

    • @qcexplorer6628
      @qcexplorer6628 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@Hegemol900 literally though. A legacy of kindness and wisdom is much more valuable than money that'll be gone before your memory is. It's okay to have boundaries with your stuff, but this guy seems like he's deliberately trying to hurt his family by not giving them anything, which makes him no better than them imo

    • @doctorhealsgood5456
      @doctorhealsgood5456 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dunno. It sure looked like it revealed their uglyness quite well.

  • @stargazer8g2
    @stargazer8g2 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +361

    the sad thing about it, the anon won't be able to see reactions on their pathetic faces😭

    • @zaydsiwan1117
      @zaydsiwan1117 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      unless he tells them before he dies

    • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
      @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That's if you're an authoritarian skeptikoid who doesn't produce thought without an authority figure's approval.
      On the contrary, recent studies have found the brain is active for up to 48h after death, so it's likely that consciousness continues when the body dies.
      A terrifying thought for someone who's made peace with nihilism.

    • @connorh2215
      @connorh2215 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323….what?

    • @Dominos0123
      @Dominos0123 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323nihilism is retarded tho

    • @borgorman2
      @borgorman2 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 the brain being active doesnt mean you can use it. nobody knows if the consciousness continues since we cant talk to the dead. dont speak as if you know the facts

  • @akiraguy
    @akiraguy 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Pro tip: leave each of them exactly $1. This way, they cant worm their way to claim that you "forgot" to include them into the will while being roided with chemo pills.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Whilst the 1 quid is funny, you can also just mention them all by name and say "these fuckers get sweet fuck all. Also, bro, your wife was planning on divorcing you the second she used my inheritance money to secure her own house".

  • @Stuntman175
    @Stuntman175 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    Dude should put his record collection on his will too and donate it to a museum if he still around to do so.

  • @4tbf616
    @4tbf616 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +175

    He should've donated it to Lockheed Martin

    • @PhonePhone-sf8te
      @PhonePhone-sf8te 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

      he did, he just didn't know it.

    • @TheVaged
      @TheVaged 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Who do you think he worked for?

  • @evocaeden2932
    @evocaeden2932 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

    The issue with this is, depending on location, they might take a case to court over this and demand the money not be given to charity but the large family instead. Better to just give the money away while still alive to avoid it being in the will at all

    • @BenHyle
      @BenHyle 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Life insurance is paid to the named beneficiary, there is no real way to challenge that, so that's most of it to that charity.
      The rest could be prevented by having a clause that says that people who contest the will are due nothing if they lose the challenge, and specify that everyone gets one dollar "for being vultures circling over my body". They could contest, but it'd go nowhere fast.

    • @evocaeden2932
      @evocaeden2932 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @BenHyle OK but this is talking about a will, not life insurance

    • @Protont
      @Protont 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@evocaeden2932 Out of the 2.5 million 2 million are in life insurance

  • @shijimuh
    @shijimuh 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    If this is real, then anon is a fucking legend.

  • @ZoeGroark
    @ZoeGroark 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Giving to charity is great, and this is def fake, but for anyone in a position like this: you can set up trusts for your estate, and earmark the cash for uses you deem appropriate. For example, OP could have left his assets to his nieces and nephews, but stipulated that the money could only be used for higher education/trade schools, etc, and only released fully to them when theyre 30/45/whatever. Would have been appropriate here, given them an opportunity to get their life on track and give them a helping hand out of addiction if they wanted to take it.
    Oh well!

    • @NiennaFan1
      @NiennaFan1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Education, food or addiction treatment!

    • @jaspermullinsbigman
      @jaspermullinsbigman 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      this is true, my great grandmother sold her house in los angeles and put all the money into a higher education fund for me, my brother, and my cousins so we can go to college without being straddled with immense debt. thanks gg

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He said the aunt doesn't want it so i say leave it to her.

  • @RambleOn07
    @RambleOn07 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    Should've donated to a local children's hospital.

  • @sombraarthur
    @sombraarthur 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +90

    Anon is a Nuke from Orbit master.
    A hero to those Ukrainian kids... Maybe not the hero they deserve, but the hero they got.
    Go fucking on, you damned legend!

    • @jagoz7465
      @jagoz7465 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Cringe identified

    • @sigmamale4147
      @sigmamale4147 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      "Zelenksy wher e is dounatyon monee ?"
      Gone

    • @harryking_
      @harryking_ 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@jagoz7465bro has an nft as his pfp

    • @sombraarthur
      @sombraarthur 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@harryking_ My pfp is OLDER than the NFT, you damned moron. The movie is from 1999, I have this since I made this profile, 15 YEARS ago.
      Fucking weeb kids these days, man. They don't even know Morpheus.

  • @Itsallover57
    @Itsallover57 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    2.5 mil seems to be a recurring number in these....

    • @xtxownage
      @xtxownage 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Must all be living in the same country with the same services or something…

    • @Nomed38
      @Nomed38 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'm sure it's all a cohencidence

    • @HotShotNot-y8z
      @HotShotNot-y8z 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@xtxownagemost people have maybe 100k from work insurance or a little more from private. Very few have a pension.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I dunno, 2.5 million seems like a massive overestimate. Maybe 100k tops

    • @HotShotNot-y8z
      @HotShotNot-y8z 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Most don't have more than 2 or 3x their salary in work provided life insurance. Most don't have a pension like that either. Story is probably fake.

  • @originalcharacterplznostea2749
    @originalcharacterplznostea2749 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Aunt doesn't even want it" gigachad

  • @subdeaconk
    @subdeaconk 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    "Not giving $2.5 million to someone who will blow it all on drugs..."
    Well, la de da, Mr Morphine!

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      But you are still on morphine and still on Drugs. Mr Morph.

    • @junpeixix
      @junpeixix 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      Except Mr. Morphine was dying...

    • @TheTabascodragon
      @TheTabascodragon 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      Dude is literally dying cut him some slack

    • @thepizzaman4768
      @thepizzaman4768 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you retarded or what

    • @EdwardEstacado
      @EdwardEstacado 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      HE HAS…..F#@KING….CANCER you freaking greased weasel.

  • @XOFInfantryman
    @XOFInfantryman 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I'll take 100 bucks of fake on this one

  • @daniellarson-h3q
    @daniellarson-h3q 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Rip anon

  • @ravenseptimus3108
    @ravenseptimus3108 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:35 Good man. That move definitely earned him positive karma.

  • @davidsantiago7808
    @davidsantiago7808 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tbf 2 milly is a lot of money bro that shit is life changing. Considering how stupid his family is i wouldnt be surprised if he was similar in nature bro is just going out judging ppl lol.

  • @kevin1153
    @kevin1153 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If he wants to help his brother but not his soon to be ex sis in law he could offer to buy the house for them, but buy it in a trust and name his brother as the sole beneficiary. Much harder for her to take in divorce that way. Leave money for a lawyer too. Brother would need it.

  • @BSasafrasK
    @BSasafrasK 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That's sad, but at least he's making the most of it. I've seen lots of families that I thought were pretty healthy get destroyed over inheritance. Always keep your greed in check.

  • @dolanuscaesar1326
    @dolanuscaesar1326 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    When you have to leave, do it like a Chad.

  • @unclerukmer
    @unclerukmer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Put it into an irrevocable trust and add some based provisions like "provided sister has no debt" or "niece has been sober for 2 years" and shit like that if they want to enjoy any of the proceeds. Otherwise, the proceeds can go to Ukrainian kids or homeless dogs or something else. Don't let their suffering be one and done!

  • @bizmasterTheSlav
    @bizmasterTheSlav 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That man is a true hero for helping out Ukrainian kids.

  • @paul_sonnen
    @paul_sonnen 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    well done anon

  • @mtill7281
    @mtill7281 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    No way I'm giving them my records either

  • @SilientShadow
    @SilientShadow 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Fake: anon has 2.5 mil in assets and 0 debt.
    Gay: anon didn't mention a girlfriend

  • @Brad-w3pER
    @Brad-w3pER 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    If this charity is based in ukraine - DO NOT DONATE. No kids will see a cent of that money.

  • @SilientShadow
    @SilientShadow 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Or you could just leave it to your nieces and nephews in a trust that they can't touch for a set number of years.

  • @DivineAdversity777
    @DivineAdversity777 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Ok now I KNOW this one is fake 😂 As soon as I reas those $$$figures$$$ I knew this one ABSOLUTELY was a lie lol
    I don’t say that often! But the idea of a random 4Channer in this story having THAT MUCH money & such a wild story is just hard to believe lol

    • @Barholtworld
      @Barholtworld 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Is 500k that much to save up over a life? Rest is insurance

    • @DivineAdversity777
      @DivineAdversity777 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ I’d say thats more than the VAST majority of people in this country ever have at once in their lifetime. Savings or not 🤣
      We got people practically living in fancy holes in NYC who are left with pennies after paying rent. Even in savings over a lifetime I’m pretty sure most people In this country as of 2024 will NEVER be able to save that much.
      So to answer your questiom “Is 500k really that much to save up!”
      Yes, thats absolutely insane 😂
      And dw I’m not talking about the life insurance part. That’s a whole different story. But to be able to save 500k over a (half) life (Bro ain’t old lol) implies several things. He had to have been making BANK in the first place or have some sort of very advantageous position to do so. The money hes earning is significantly more than the portion hes saving (Thats just how savings works. You put a certain % of a larger sum of income aside each time you’re paid)
      Plus i’ll say it again…This guy has not saved this an ENTIRE lifetime. In fact his life was cut prematurely. He could be 25-30 for all we know lol He never stated hes an old man 🤣
      Yeah maybe for a 65-70 year old man whose been kept pretty financially secure for a consistent time span it’d be somewhat more ordinary. But for a YOUNG guy in today’s economy thats a JAWDROPPING sum! Most young dudes with that kind of cash aren’t getting it from a job. They’re getting it from family/trust funds

    • @cptwheelbarrow9026
      @cptwheelbarrow9026 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@DivineAdversity777 if we take into acount OP only mentioned nieces, not grandnieces/nephews or such, I agree OP's not too old. It's not too unrealistic for him to be up to 50 I'd say, which makes it more plausible

    • @PhonePhone-sf8te
      @PhonePhone-sf8te 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I see you've never heard of bitcoin. There's hundreds of millionaires on 4chan now because they all got in very early on /biz/

  • @Agm1995gamer
    @Agm1995gamer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thank you op. Hope this is real.

  • @natanhale7680
    @natanhale7680 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +206

    Zelensky stole all the money

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Found the Russian bot

    • @FuckYouTube-ww8fz
      @FuckYouTube-ww8fz 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@soulknife20redditor ass reply

    • @chaoslordmissingno
      @chaoslordmissingno 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

      @@soulknife20 I'm of Ukrainian descent and I found the comment hilarious.
      Not everyone loves a CIA established regime.

    • @LookingGlass69
      @LookingGlass69 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Zelensky and Biden by proxy

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Worst case. They buy missiles or it gets funneled to some oligarch who gets to enjoy it in style.

  • @admiraltroll5255
    @admiraltroll5255 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Was based until the Ukraine part
    Anon just gave his money to ivan to blow on bugar sugar and ladies in Amsterdam 😅😂

  • @volatilesky
    @volatilesky 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hope anon anon will keep us updated

  • @PotaraGuy
    @PotaraGuy 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Going off the date blurred in the thumbnail, OP has already passed on. RIP. Awful situation he was in regardless and I didn't even fully see the video itself yet.

  • @K05H
    @K05H 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    "Not giving $2.5 million to someone who will blow it all on drugs..."
    DONATES MONEY TO A UKRANIAN KIDS CHARITY!
    LOL

    • @maxmyhalchuk3506
      @maxmyhalchuk3506 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      You assuming charity will blow it on drugs or what?

    • @sanfayyaad
      @sanfayyaad 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@maxmyhalchuk3506 yeah all the Ukranian kids are doing charity sponsored heroin

    • @iankummer
      @iankummer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@maxmyhalchuk3506yes literally.

    • @samanthasteinberg-yj6rx
      @samanthasteinberg-yj6rx 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@maxmyhalchuk3506 charity money doesn't really go to charity - 99% goes to the CEO/staff - 1% MIGHT make it to the kids. That goes for ALL countries. Ukraine has been one of the most corrupt countries for decades so when you add that to the mix, it probably wont even find its way to the charity, lol. Or it will go to Hunter Laptop Pardon's drug fund - who knows!

    • @sugarsenpai8432
      @sugarsenpai8432 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Better than spending it on crackhead methinks

  • @SkK--gl7wo
    @SkK--gl7wo 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    big w

  • @19nuances
    @19nuances 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    why does the voice have a Kiwi Accent

    • @EdwardEstacado
      @EdwardEstacado 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because it’s fun.

  • @jagoz7465
    @jagoz7465 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sounds like another /pol doomer fan fic

  • @xensan76
    @xensan76 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why would a terminal cancer patient waste his last time on Earth on 4chan?

  • @DennisMartinezCalifornia
    @DennisMartinezCalifornia 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    "I don't want to give my money to a drug addict"
    Gives it to known drug addict zelensky

    • @SalvationX
      @SalvationX 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Right like out of all the places you could’ve donated the money too😭

  • @yes51472
    @yes51472 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Should give the records to the ukrainians too.

  • @blakedavis2447
    @blakedavis2447 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    If he was going to donate to a charity he should have gave to kids from his own country.

    • @w3ss3x
      @w3ss3x 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Truly soulless in death as he was in life

    • @jimmcneal5292
      @jimmcneal5292 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      As long as they are yt I think it's ok

    • @palehorse3435
      @palehorse3435 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      he gave more money to people in need than you ever will

    • @majocountryballs9866
      @majocountryballs9866 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Why is that? People in need are people in need, no matter where they're from.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @majocountryballs9866you don’t understand, Ukraine is a cesspit of evil and corruption and anyone who opposes Daddy Putin’s righteous purge is either actively malicious or a useful idiot

  • @hisaceinthehole3426
    @hisaceinthehole3426 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    was on his side til dumbass outed himself as a likely late night talk show viewer.

  • @mr.autismatikautomatik2363
    @mr.autismatikautomatik2363 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Syukur ke hadrat ALLAH!
    Thank You ALLAH!
    Finally, sweet ending!

  • @Kelek47
    @Kelek47 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    And the dude picked the worst and fakest charity of them all.

    • @SirBalageG
      @SirBalageG 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Still better then scientology tho

    • @jimmcneal5292
      @jimmcneal5292 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      African charities are much worse and more fake

    • @admiraltroll5255
      @admiraltroll5255 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@SirBalageGthat's literally like saying "at least i don't like the Austrian painter" while idolizing papa Stalin

    • @Holy_Exemplar
      @Holy_Exemplar 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Imagine being so dumb that you start spouting Ruzz propaganda on an unrelated video. Absolute bottom of the barrel :')

    • @lVideoWatcherl
      @lVideoWatcherl 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Suuuuuure. Because children, as we all know, generally never suffer from war at all.

  • @HotShotNot-y8z
    @HotShotNot-y8z 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Fake: only redditors think donating to Ukraine is good.

  • @Nushima96
    @Nushima96 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Could have donated to a worthy cause but you chose Ukraine LOL. Fake af.

  • @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
    @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    These stories are so lame. Viewers live vicariously through the narrator because they don't have power in their life.

  • @dreamingwhilefat4888
    @dreamingwhilefat4888 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    DONT GIVE IT TO CHARITY, GIVE IT TO SOMEONE THAT NEEDS IT

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oh great so instead of giving it to family he's giving it to thieves and launderers. Much better.
    He couldn't have sat down with the niece and been like: "look i got 2.5mil to leave to someone but i need to know you're getting away from the meth. So you can have it, but I'm buying you a house/apartment in another state (cos i have 500k in the bank) in a nice area. If you move there and stay away from drugs, you can have the rest. When i go.

  • @Ramzi1944
    @Ramzi1944 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    He should leave that charity money to PaIestinian kids instead so Zelensky doesn't steal the money

    • @blakedavis2447
      @blakedavis2447 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Why do they need to live there. Millions of miles of Muslim ruled land and they can’t give the Jews this one shitty strip.

    • @awesome1lunger441
      @awesome1lunger441 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why waste money on future terrorists?

    • @Pugofkin
      @Pugofkin 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@blakedavis2447 Sure, buddy. I think you need to give your place to me. It's just a house.

    • @TojiFushigoroWasTaken
      @TojiFushigoroWasTaken 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​​​@@blakedavis2447
      If you seriously ask why they dont just leave picture this, someone illegally comes into your home, armed, takes away your weapons,starts making arbitrary rules that would curtail your freedom, you call the cops, neighbours but no one comes to your aid and eventually driving you out of your own home would you just walk away leaving everything behind? They also burn your priced possesions like family albums,pictures, destroying every trace of your existance and bribe the city to recognise them as the lawful owner. What would you do?
      Maybe pickup a history book because the mainstream media tends to whitewash some parts of history because of political lobbying and other stuff

    • @Koczu0
      @Koczu0 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      So many Russian bots here

  • @tapejara1507
    @tapejara1507 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Rather gives it to strangers than his own family. Big L