BEST OF QI Series B! Hilarious And Interesting Rounds!
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- QI Series B | HILARIOUS And Interesting Rounds! With Stephen Fry!
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Only Steven Fry can get away with saying "they're not posh biscuits, posh biscuits are ones cooked by your pastry chef" and still be loved by the most common of people.
Over the past 20+ years he's the only person that has always been in my ever changing "top 5 living or dead dinner party guests" list.
I feel like unironically using the phrase “the most common of people” sort of undermines your credibility a bit lol
I’m sure he would be a v entertaining dinner guest! (though, personally, I think I’d go for Sandi or Alan :) )
And open his mouth about his prep school's official tailor. He endured a lot of jokes at his own expense all because he couldn't help but mention the relevance of "goringe" to his tailor.
@@Lucifronz Does no-one remember Gorringe’s - a big shore in central London in the 1940s (Thirties too, probably) ? It’s a very odd name. Maybe Stephen’s tailor had something to do with them.
Oh I would invite Stephen and Jesus, akin to lighting the fuse and standing back :)
*Stephen
Fry's timing is exquisite. Easily overlooked.... but he's an effortless comedic genius who happens to know a great deal about everything.
There's so much joy here..... I've listened to it all scores of times... and it still makes me laugh outloud.....
lmao "depends on what trailer park you live in" is so good
Stephen, utterly personable under any circumstance. And mostly hysterical and always clever. A gift to the race.
Wow very nicely put ❤
"Dammit, can't a man have a biscuit?" this might be one of my favourite quotes ever!
Duke of Devonshire never said it!
Utterly made up
@@lordeden2732 a theïst would say: "well, you can't proof he didn't say it!" 😉
@@lordeden2732 Nevertheless, it's packed with truth.
I so love Rich Hall... I tire of the comments of Stephen compared to Sandi when they are two different people, with two different styles. Some of us actually enjoy both without a problem...😊😂
Hear hear 😂 👏 I recommend Rich Hall’s memoir (audiobook version!) “Nailing It”. You can tell he’s exactly the same in person and he’s lived a very random life.
is he the American?
he tries to keep a straight face so much, but it's funny when he cracks a smile 🙂 x
@@davidevans3227 Rich is out on the fringe, cooking up a line. If you get him to smile it says a lot. I gather he has seen it all on the 80's party scene. I have no problem grouping him and Jo Brand. That "tired" humor.
I live in Tasmania Australia now, l do miss British comedy. QI takes me back home, l really love it.❤❤❤
I live in Tasmania, have been to UK ony once, but grew up on British children's books and later, Brtish comedy radio & TV programs & am thoroughly addicted. Thanks to TH-cam; I can now dip in and out of most of my old favourites - and do! Aussie comedy, sourced mostly from the Brit, has always had that same dry wit and 'taking the piss', as well as a lot of self depreciating one-liners, that is just one of Fry's specialities! Never smutty or cruel. It's always amazed me that USA 'comedy', presumably sourced from the same roots is so very different...
We (US) are a rougher and less learned group, sadly. 😢
"Quite Unneccessary" would be an amazing program. Please make this...
The "man in shropshire who use to catapult cows" also use to buy job lots of mis matched bathroom suites from a firm I once worked for. He shot them out of his giant wooden catapult as well.
In the 90s you'd travel down the road by his farm and if you were lucky you'd see dead livestock, toilet bowls or sinks flying along side you. He was a minted, eccentric nutter.
Holy sh** its a good thing I finished reading this before I managed to sip my tea
"No bodily smell" as a superpower is just soooo Alan😂😂😂
What did Mussolini do?
Stood around with his hands on his hips and frowning aggressively.
i just love alan's face @37:23 when he says he´s got loads of these punchline jokes. :)
Stephen going off on him for judging his joke right after, too. lol
'Koekje' does not mean cake in Dutch, it means (small) cookie. 'Koek' can actually mean cake, but usually we just use cake for cake. (The suffix '-je' means a small version of the thing. I.e. a dog is 'een hond' and a small dog is 'een hondje'.) A biscuit is a biscuit, but we pronounce it the French way...
Stephen is missed. That is not to say sandy is not adequate, she is. But Fry being such a know it all, in the best way possible, made the difference between QI and 'classic' QI
I agree. Stephen Fry is one truly brilliant man. He is a national treasure.
That's a good word to describe her, "adequate"
Ah how I miss the classic comments. Not that these are not adequate, but I miss the clever comments.
'Adequate'....wow. comes across mean and rude. I think Sandi is great; smart, funny and holds her own with Fry.
@@Linda-vt5iq adequate is a compliment.
I'm very surprised, when they were discussing bees buzzing, that none of the panel, said," it's from the Tiny kazoos taped to their legs!"😂
Sandy T. is a great host in her own right , but there is no one who brings the wit and comedic timing as well as the intellect like Fry .
I love them both,they are great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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when I first discovered QI in 2007, it was like this all the time. I like it too with Sandy, but it is just not the same.
Sandy's not bad, but no one can really match Stephen Fry in this role.
I do enjoy Sandi, though. She and Stephen are so different. I really enjoy when Sandi gets tickled or Alan reduces her to tears of laughter. I feel that Alan is more animated with Sandi - a wee bit anyway. I simply adore the show either way. It is frustrating to have to wait for Series U!!
Me too.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
RIP Linda Smith. A very funny lady.
It's too bad that Fry and Davies never played Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson in a silly movie.
It could still happen - all we need is someone to write it 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Fry did play Mycroft , Sherlock's more brilliant brother, in one of the Downey/ Law Holmes farces.
@@pennygleeson5029 "je All" says Ms Gleeson ! Primo, dear old Stephen probably doesn't have the time or energy, and secundo, it would have to actually be a Mycroft Holmes and Watson, as Doyle describes M.Holmes as hugely obese from his first appearance. Mind you, Alan Davies would burst with happiness...
Excuse the "je", please
I love Alan.
Hmmmm
I was in charge of balloons at a school fair and the kids were all inhaling the helium. I called my husband who was an Anaethesist, oh he still is…. and asked, will they be ok? (In case you don’t know, keeping oxygen levels normal is a big part of his job) and he said, as long as they are having a couple breaths of oxygen in between, let them have fun. So….health and ducking safety! PoopooH to them, I would have enjoyed Mr Fry on helium.
( by the way the internet has taught me that as Australians, we do allow our kids to be kids and have fun more than some other countries)
One of the very few times I saw Jo Brand lose it to the point of wiping tears away 😂
"I refuse to rise to the bait" says Stephen, having just risen to the bait.
16:00 What comes from Glasgow and glows? Frankie Boyle's liver?
why do i read this in Frankie Boyle´s voice and then hearing him laugh😂😂
Is Frankie not Irish?? I always thought he was...huh. He's brilliant on Taskmaster! So funny! I love him.
As for animals without motives; there's a little bird in costa rica a wood wren that makes up and repeats five to seven note melodies; just apparently for fun. I notated over four hundred distinct melodies .
They should get a thousand penguins to march in synch at the Edinburgh Military Tattoo! That would be cool! 😂
I was in first grade in 1966 and we sang good morning to you every morning...😊
The old version of what's red & sits in the corner. A baby playing with a razor 😂
😮Oh so many baby jokes from the 70s!!May I share two of my favourite unpc Aussie jokes with you??
Why aren't public servants allowed to look out the window in the morning??
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon😅
What's black, brown,red and screaming??
A politician when I sicced my Rottweiler on him!!😅
A brilliant ending. I just love Tom Holt's sense of humor.
Turning pages is a comforting sound
Can't wait for the next book, your reading makes the characters come alive ❤
Digestives *can* be used for a cheesecake base but it's better to use ginger nuts
Getting Shit done! Always a pleasure watching you and Halfass Kustoms
Also pipers lung as the bag is a breeding ground. Glad they created antimicrobial bags. A good friend of mine died years back from "pipers lung". Exhale into the bag only, yes, but inhales are quite close to the mouthpipe.
🇬🇧 I remember Frys Chocolate.
Stephens family company.
They made a chocolate bar called
Frys Five Boys
( which ive since gathered were Daddy Frys five sons in portrait)
Now i particularly loved this confection but would only call it
Frys 5 Naughty Boys.
For some reason as i stared most arduously at the tiny chocolate faces, i determined that each boy had done something forbidden & was therefor very naughty
I was 5 yrs old at the time.
Ive never thought any different to this day!
I wonder which boy was modelled on Stephen?
Probably the naughtiest one!
Peace
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Fry’s Chocolate Cream Bar. Big great at Grandma’s on a Sunday.
Typo : should be “ treat”. Sorry.
@@belindamay8063
Har har, yes.. im actually eating my midweek treat of
Frys Turkish Delight
( full of Eastern Promise..)
I do like Frys Peppermint & Fondant Cream Bars
Their dark chocolate isnt like anyone else's .. it has a fragrance about it, dark chocolate with.. violets or rose petals..
Didnt they also make a triple
Choc sandwich bar with
Milk, white & dark choc all sandwiched together.. mmmm
Did they also make a box of Chocs
Called Weekend?
No that was Nestlès.
Ahh the sweets of the past were much better than now.
Remember Spangles? Toffo's Treets, McCowans Chewy Toffee,
Everlasting Toffee Bars, Bliss bars, Promise Bars, Tiffin bars
Bags of Lucky Numbers Chocolates, Rasberry Ruffles
Miss them so.
Cheers
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No relation what so ever although he might wish it was so!
@@lordeden2732
I suggest you go & check your statement, Stephen Fry belongs to the Frys Chocolate company that was.
Hes talked about it many times!
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Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A: Dungggggg!!!
Got that waaaaaayyyyyy back from Monty Python.
Thankyou 🎉
As a Dane I would like to add to the Danish sentence at 23:43.
He says: Jeg har spildt kaffe på myresluger.
Which is pretty well pronounced actually if a bit over the top.
But not entirely correct.
He says: i have spilled coffee on ant eater.
Without the article.
So the correct sentence would be: Jeg har spildt kaffe på myreslugeren.
The "en" at the end makes it "the ant eater". If it's "an ant eater" it would be "en myresluger".
And little fun fact, "myresluger" means "ant swallower". So the same meaning more or less as the English.
Stevens timing is second to none
I find beeping swearing so much more offensive than swearing itself.
One of these days we’ll finally get these series in the US 😢😢😢
Just get a vpn like every other normal person 😂 rg21 7sn there's a postcode to use for the BBC sign up🎉🎉🎉
Never, not able to share the quick wit, consistently. Xxx❤🦧💥🙏🏻
THAT WOULD be boring .....thought you lot knew it all !!!
Not with our lovely cancel culture. 😢
The hare wallaby used to be all over Australia's East but pre-dated so heavily now extinct on the East Coast. There is a small population left in Western Australia. A Wallaby the size of a rabbit.
The walls in the apartment where I live are paper thin. I laugh so hard and loud at this episode I am afraid of being evicted for noise
So Stephen is just a big old thiccy like the rest of us?!😂
It's easy to be clever when you have a team of researchers behind the scenes!
@@lordeden2732 He is very clever in real life though its not just behind the scenes...
Thanks for that boys. 😂
That cat fact is survivors bias. If the cat splats no one calls the vet lol
The problem with the cat falling info is, if they’re only looking at cats that went to the vet, then you’ll reach a point of where they die so don’t get brought in.
C-sections were done in India successfully without killing the woman and so too were they done in South America but of course they could die later from infection
That wasn't the question though,, it was specifically about Roman's and to trap Alan
The other side of a rainbow is gold, pure golden glowing mist. Take a few steps, or drive forward, toward the sun, look back & there it is. I've only seen the effect in Hawai'i & Ireland. Once you see it, it is unmissable.
Jupiter: The Blue Whale of planets.
Rosawatters, cheese of all English varieties have been placed on digestives for ever dear😂🎉
Pre loved chicken tikka marsala 🤣🤣🤣
8:40 who the hell puts cheese on a digestive?!
I was wondering about this too! I'm so curious! I wonder if they also put Marmite on it
Stilton, or a young cheddar is wonderful on a digestive.
I used to at one stage but I've not done so for around forty years. Reading this reminded me that I used to.
23:44 - He nails the danish!
I once taught my American friend to say "get that damned dead fish off my egg!" In Danish.
Apparently her grandfather had been stationed in Denmark after WWII, and they kept serving him herring on eggs. He didn't like the fish. Since they didn't speak English, he had to learn to ask them in Danish to remove the fish...
Nice
This show makes me wish I lived in Britain.
It make ME very, very homesick!
Do you still feel the same way?
@@grumpyoldveteran7286 Nope. Good point.
Gary Larson's "The Far Side" cartoon is credited with the name for the spikey feature on the tail of the Stegosaurus - "The Thagomizer - named for the late Thag Simmons."
I love Sandy and no one could replace her, but Stephen IS the 2nd problem solver behind Holmes; i.e. Jeeves.
1:50 "increases the frequency but not the pitch"???? Aren't pitch and frequency the same thing?
Frequency is quantifiable and objective, whereas pitch can be influenced by factors such as the listener's hearing ability and the context of the sound.
@TheMrDapperdanman But if I hear a higher frequency sound, the note D vs note C (in the same octave), I am definitely hearing a higher pitch because of the higher frequency? Also, at the start, Stephen corrects Alan's response and says it doesn't change the pitch but the timbre, then in the end he says frequency but not the pitch. Timbre is not the same as frequency either.
During a 60 Minutes interview with Eminem, he expressed annoyance with the contention that nothing rhymes with Orange. When pressed by the interviewer for an example, he came to "door hinge".
One of my favorites:
What's blue and smells like red paint?
blue paint
Helium increases the frequency but not the pitch ??
There's a mob of kangaroos at my letterbox and it's currently 8°c on the south coast of nsw.. In between the big cities, there are many regional towns and they tend to have more of the quintessential Australian flavour. You do get a lot of roadkill between Sydney and Canberra, it's mainly freeway .
Helium, if it's not technical or diving grade, will potentially give you an incredible dose of benzene, or more commonly referred to as IDLH levels of benzene. Immediately Dangerous to Life and Health... The helium used for balloons is captured at oil refineries where, during the cracking process, helium is released from the heaviest all the way through to the lightest of the hydrocarbon processing. This helium, when not further refined, contains very high levels of benzene.
The more you know...
Yes Alan , you are correct. We are very bad. We’d be a laughing stock or food. As we deserve. Sigh.
I can't believe Stephen used the word ' decimated ' when he clearly meant destroyed! 😳😳😳
Miss Steo. ☘️
helium does raise the pitch of your voice bye tightening the vocal chords from its chilling effect ,any string made higher in tension gets higher in pitch, basic physics you learn as a musician, Q i is often wrong, because information or data, is not understanding, frequency is pitch A is a frequency of 440 cycles per second 880 cps up the octave a higher pitch, But i love this show it is alot of fun
Thank you. Stephen says that frequency is not pitch so confidently, but that just isn’t correct.
No, he's right but he didn't explain it very well. The lower density of helium causes your throat to emphasise and de-emphasise different frequncies than your normal voice, therefore, altering its timbre. Your vocal cords are still vibrating as normal and not being tightened.
Hilariously WRONG
But that’s not what Helium does at all.
It doesn’t do anything to your vocal chords, it’s the Gas itself that causes the change in Timbre.
The sound your vocal chords make is the same as always, but as Helium is a less-dense gas than air it allows the sound waves to move more rapidly.
Yes, this. If the frequency goes up the pitch goes up, regardless of the mechanism of action. It doesn't matter if it works by surprising some tones. if I do a Fourier transform and sum it together, if see It's a higher pitch because the low tones aren't there.
"increases frequency bt not pitch" - uh... that is the same thing.
Ehhh yes and no lol
If they were entirely the same then you wouldn't need one of the words lol
It's kind of like the same thing but viewed or in this case heard 😂 from 2 different points, kind of? I'm not sure I'm making sense 🤣
Pitches are defined by their frequencies. Stephen is simply wrong. He may have intended to say timbre, not pitch.
@@sodone4593 pitch is a musical term whereas frequency is a scientific term - for the same thing. Stephen either meant to say timbre or formant
@@gabbleratchet1890 yes that’s my point. Both words refer to the same thing
@@gabbleratchet1890He DID say Timbre.
Thats what he said when the buzzer went off, it changes the Timbre not the pitch.
The Corby railroad station opened in February 2009.
31:01 Stephen is a g'damn legend
23:43 jeg har spildt kaffe på myreslugeren 😄
It's a sticky sickly Greek sweet and keoksisters here in SA another sticky sickly sweet😮❤
Which editor fucked up at 5:24?
I'm absolutely certain the pitch does change
Deep fried Mars bars are made and eaten in Dunedin NZ - of course Dunedin being the Gaelic name for Edinburgh and also being full of pot smoking students in kilts, with the munchies they are very popular . .
He's a Gentleman and that's my take on it 👍
Hey now, biscuits and gravy is hard to beat. Fry up some bacon or sausage (opinions differ, to put it mildly), take the grease and put a bit of flour on it for just a few seconds (You ain't trying for a roux here) then add milk. Cook it down to thicken, and put it on biscuits torn in half. I stayed with my grandparents pretty much every week, and Saturday morning breakfast was a huge plate (ten biscuits torn in half) full of biscuits and gravy. Drench (and I mean *drench*) that plate in black pepper. No finer breakfast to be had
Isn't earths magnetic northpole already the geographic south pole?
So helium changes the frequency but not the pitch. That's self contradictory. I suspect the elves meant that the larynx vibrates at the same speeds, but the frequency heard by the listener IS the pitch, and a change be achieved by changing the speed of sound in the gas, as he said before.
Ah back in the day when Dara had hair
A looooooooooong time ago! LOL
Oooh! Abbey Crunch. Better than Hobnobs. (That’s been scientifically established.)
Frequency and pitch refer to the same thing Mr Fry
Related, but not identical.
With tides it's the land that goes in and out as the planet spins not the sea...
"Because we're just bad."
I don't get how a blood clot is silly
Another word for a dolt is "a clot".
Yep. People change due to the moon. 😅
Who's the man on the far right in the Biscuit/Cake discussion?
I don't think I've seen him in anything else but he was lovely.
Arthur Smith 👍🏻
I think he used to appear on various shows like 'Have I got news for you'.
33:57 Cliff Richard's birth name is Harry Webb. Not Marty Webb.
Happy Birthday is public domain now.
If something appears red it is red
The magna in the earth is rotating clockwise, slows down then stops and start rotating anti clock wise every few thousand years. This switches the magnetic polls.
The rotating magna is the reason we have a magnetic field around the earth and the reason birds and animals can migrate to within a few metres thousands of miles away.
Magma.
@@zapkvr quite rite, magma. I've got a speech impediment that's why it came out magna. lol
@@GodleyFrench Presumably a finger impairment as well?
Utterly Wrong
@@lordeden2732 thankyou. Nice to hear how wrong I am. I'm so usely, I'm utterly wrong. How great it is to be so ignorant. Thanks for pointing out my lack of intelligence. Where would I be without such intellectual superiors such as yourself?
Please don't contact me again as my stupid intellect couldn't comprehend your magnificents therefore you would only be wasting your time. Got it.
Penguins are great! So are Pandas. Its black and white.
Jaffa Cakes: cake or biscuit?
For many this question has a straightforward answer: cake, because they have cake ingredients, and do not go soft when stale (like biscuits.) And yet…it's a cake that we treat like a biscuit. It has biscuit friends and spends little time with its estranged cake family, and knows even less of its controversial cake ancestry. It takes pride of place at the top of ‘favourite biscuit’ lists. Its true nature is ambiguous (a word so dreaded it should be written in ghoulish font) and to restrict it to one category is to deny those qualities that belong to the other. Quite a dilemma.
Except it needn't be.
We categorise our world into manageable segments…but categories can change*. In ancient China animals weren’t classified geneologically by their inherent characteristics, but by their relevance to people at the time: e.g. ‘animals drawn with a very fine camel-hair brush,’ ‘animals that from a long way off look like flies’, even ‘fabulous animals'! I swear I'm not making this up.
Uncertainty unsettles us. We crave clarity, order and stability, otherwise there is no limit to the potential of something, nothing to predict and prepare for; no end to the darkness that may actually only extend a fraction beyond our fingertips. Therefore, based on our need to make sense of complexities we force overly-simplistic definitions onto things, like a framework giving structure to the wind in a futile attempt to tame it. However, the boundaries between them are permeable and blurred; the truth flows in shades of grey, and no amount of scaffolding could stop a river from reuniting with the sea.
Ignorance is reinforced by oversimplification; unwieldy, complex truths are "rounded up/down" to the nearest "whole" in order to become comprehensible, and through this process lose accuracy.
Imagine a photo of a landscape at peak resolution; the image is sharp, the changes in tone and hue merge seamlessly, the colours are multiple and nuanced. Defining clear boundaries is so difficult it's like they don’t exist at all; it’s just a single image united as a complex, cohesive whole. But as the resolution is reduced, multiple shades of green instead become one homogeneous shade of green, until eventually a picture of a forest by a lake has become two pixels; one blue, one green.
There is a point at which the comprehensibility gained by simplification, becomes a lie.
Jaffa Cakes are…Jaffa Cakes. Maybe a broader definition isn’t even necessary.
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*Categorisation that acknowledges the objective, INHERENT nature of something (like taxonomy/periodic table etc.) is indeed closer to representing the truth of what it is than categorisation that defines something via subjective (and therefore highly unreliable) characteristics. Categorisation certainly has vital uses and there'd be a lot of uneccessary confusion without it.
Dear Voiceinthe noise. God, that was a boring comment. Get a life😂😂😂😂
States of matter! What became of colloids. The colloidal state. Has its own distinctive behaviour. 🤓
It actually is Danish
Asiatic Lions want to say hi...
8:33😢🤒🤕cut WAY to soon
Increases the frequancy but not the pitch ??? its the same thing
@8:15 Funny thing is, there is now 8 states of matter and it is a matter of some debate and has always been.. What about timecrystals and aerogels, right?? Bit of an unfair question for general ignorance, since the answer given has never generally been agreed upon as fact.. However 4 was definitely wrong, even at that time.
Oh Stephen, frequency and pitch are the same.
Yeah that one bothered me. It makes no sense because when it comes to science instead of poetry or philosophy Fry's knowledge isn't so good and he doesn't know what words mean in that context. His answer contradicted itself.
They are not the same. They effect each other but they are not the same. This is some very basic understanding being show.
@@CloudianMH Please educate me on this one.
ashamed to say i didn't get the blood clot joke
I think I've worked it out. A stupid person (or silly) can be called a clot.