Pens Are Not Mightyer Than The Swords. (3:07am)

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  • @ohokitslaura
    @ohokitslaura 10 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    my favourite part of all of these videos is waiting for the "What?"

  • @flula
    @flula  10 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I am knowing zero Pens that are more mighty than the Swords I am knowing.

    • @ABRCOSMO1
      @ABRCOSMO1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh f|u|a if you stick pen in booty make shore to de- ink it first! #boom

    • @Aceinator4eva
      @Aceinator4eva 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Flula your awesome!!!!

    • @toyester4570
      @toyester4570 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trust a German to resort to violence (sarcasm ;) )

    • @daringman78
      @daringman78 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The word KNOW can't be present continue....Its state verb sword boy.

    • @allmertalex
      @allmertalex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Die Feder ist mächtiger als das Schwert

  • @bobjenz
    @bobjenz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    He is anger!

    • @KingAlpha4108
      @KingAlpha4108 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is a silly

    • @DaughterofGod-b8s
      @DaughterofGod-b8s 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@KingAlpha4108 This is a silly and danger

  • @christinacosta3001
    @christinacosta3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "I hate you. You smell bad. And you shall lose this battle!" LMAO!!! Definitely using this!!

  • @keyboardwarrior3702
    @keyboardwarrior3702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "sorry for getting morbid"
    "And all the items that were attached to your torso are flopping on the ground like fishes"

  • @jetorixjones
    @jetorixjones ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Never bring a pen to a sword fight

  • @shaunusdann
    @shaunusdann 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    A Spaghetti Sword, Rigatoni Rapier, A Cannelloni Cleaver, Noodle kNIFE, Lasagna Lightsaber, Fusilli Falcon! Shall I go on??

    • @zypherioxx
      @zypherioxx หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ditalini Dagger, Campanelle Cutlass, Linguine Longsword, Stelle Sabre, Bucatini Bayonet! I could say more.

  • @27STS
    @27STS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I love in every video, "Ehh.....what?"

    • @Fralmunk
      @Fralmunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't know why but even though I know it's coming I completely lose it every time he says that.

    • @brandonknight431
      @brandonknight431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noodle sword

  • @BigBoyMemer
    @BigBoyMemer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i always love the moment where the anecdote ends and he starts complaining about the idiom

    • @exequisite1550
      @exequisite1550 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats so German xD

  • @citrus_studios_
    @citrus_studios_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "If you have pasta sword we have problem."

  •  10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "do you have a rigatoni knife???"

  • @temptationspiper
    @temptationspiper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I always love the longgggg pause followed by '.....what?' It makes me laugh every time.

  • @kateohdowd
    @kateohdowd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    you're incredibly quotable.

  • @ultramarine218
    @ultramarine218 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Words of wisdom from everyone's favorite German friend, Flula.

  • @MadisonBrunk
    @MadisonBrunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Sometimes I really do forget how awfully weird our idioms are.

    • @bakintoast
      @bakintoast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The idiom works for any language, he's just looking at a metaphor literally rather than figuratively, which is still funny, just not really based on him being German.

    • @MadisonBrunk
      @MadisonBrunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But still, in general, idioms sound weird to us initially but we become desensitized to it. This sort of reverses those effects.

    • @bakintoast
      @bakintoast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madison Brunk Of course, that's why their idioms. It's like saying childrens' folktales are generally _really_ messed up. Yeah, they are, but that's exactly because of what they are meant to be for.
      The Germans have their own idioms, one of them being "Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof" I understand only train station. It's used to say that someone can't keep track or pay attention because they're 'somewhere else' in their head. Basically.
      I agree, idioms are weird.

    • @MadisonBrunk
      @MadisonBrunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iVulgarThrust That's so interesting! I learned American Sign Language in high school and learned some idioms there too. (that through the years I've managed to forget)

    • @bakintoast
      @bakintoast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Madison Brunk Yep, I love the cultural value of languages :D, really reflects the mindset of the people speaking it, pretty awesome stuff for sure, especially from a non-judgemental mindset, things get interesting quickly.

  • @Hi-ov5nj
    @Hi-ov5nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that this is recorded 3:07 am.. like these thoughts keeps him up at night

  • @yassperiano5401
    @yassperiano5401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm brazilian and the city i was born, was where Mr. Ziegfried Fischer (do some "googles") Stablished the first gymnastics training center in Brazil. After, the training center became the first German Club in Brazil (SOGIPA - "googles"), and then the neighbourhood had german schools, started celebrating Oktoberfest and other German festivals. I've had some training with Mr. Ziegfried and his 2 sons, I had many German athletes staying in my house for training camps German culture has always been a part of my life. I wouldn't say I celebrate them like if it is carnaval in Brazil, but I do celebrate them as a part of my sports club tradition. Keep it up Flula, you're very amazing!

    • @yassperiano5401
      @yassperiano5401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      P.S: I have lots of medals from "Gymnastics Spieth Cup (a traditional gymnastics structure trademark).

  • @lunamonetmonroe
    @lunamonetmonroe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Even 4 years later I STILL lmao. This never gets old. 🤣😂

    • @OLLEH-z5t
      @OLLEH-z5t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      EEEVVVEEENN 4 years later SSTTTIIILLL lmao. This never gets old. 🤣😂

    • @TheIntJuggler
      @TheIntJuggler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Boobies.

  • @DrippHimself
    @DrippHimself 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    watching these videos while eating is impossible i KEEP spitting everything out bc i laugh

  • @binatlas6620
    @binatlas6620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    how metal is Germany if your first instinct is to slap the parking officer??

  • @nickfromCO
    @nickfromCO 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    if you have a pasta sword we have problem.

  • @ilayohana3150
    @ilayohana3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    you can use your pen to say "your face looks like a goose"

  • @christinaneeparker
    @christinaneeparker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Of all of the videos you do Flula, these are my absolute favourites! Don't ever stop x

  • @NathanAndRose
    @NathanAndRose 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think you should solve this by having a sword fight with Brad, who is armed with only a pen, while you have a sword. Then we shall finally know the true mightiest!
    -Nathan

  • @BrunoPadilhaOficial
    @BrunoPadilhaOficial 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Limbs = items that are attached to your torso 😂😂😂

  • @FlyingShite
    @FlyingShite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the most underrated TH-camrs... You're splendid!

  • @thomasjefferson2676
    @thomasjefferson2676 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Still better English than modern young people especially those that subscribe to the rap culture. And absolutely hilarious at the same time. I love this shit. I know I’m late to the party but your post.

  • @dudune_real
    @dudune_real 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    here I am at 3:07am looking at videos of a german guy being german at 3:07am

  • @henryyuki5424
    @henryyuki5424 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If you have pasta sword, we have problem. Hahahahaha

  • @Purple_snail
    @Purple_snail 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    why was the sound effect so good at 2:46

  • @onionbubs5023
    @onionbubs5023 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Learn Chinese with Flula! 2:04

    • @arylicht
      @arylicht 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's rackst

    • @onionbubs5023
      @onionbubs5023 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm glad none of you found it funny.

    • @undomesticatedhuman
      @undomesticatedhuman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@arylichtguten

  • @AlastairAryn
    @AlastairAryn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh I just love you Flula

  • @GemRuffers
    @GemRuffers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You never fail to make me laugh Flula! Keep up the good work! :)

  • @kaitlynjohnson1223
    @kaitlynjohnson1223 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flula you are my favorite. I love your middle of the night thoughts. Thank you for sharing :)

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of my new fave vids!

  • @TarynSouthern
    @TarynSouthern 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I'm going to have the same noodle store that makes the noodle sword make me noodle bras

    • @Rashiuable
      @Rashiuable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be... interesting.

    • @Deathlot
      @Deathlot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could make you that bra but I need to take measurements ; )

    • @OraleHomes
      @OraleHomes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOLOLOL The visual on that one went in so many weird, mostly non-sexy, directions, I even shocked myself. Thanks for the good laugh with your Noodle Bra Rorscach Test.

    • @milliebeswickwright2511
      @milliebeswickwright2511 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm imagining it being strapless and like one think noodle wrapped around my boobs

    • @milliebeswickwright2511
      @milliebeswickwright2511 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *thick

  • @nauxjuan
    @nauxjuan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Who his making your sword?" 😂🤣💀

  • @leannexxx8710
    @leannexxx8710 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm dead I can't even I just cant....XD

  • @t.diddle7998
    @t.diddle7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Sorry for morbidity."
    There Flugenhaffen is showing how much he really does know about English.
    Morbidity? Not a word that at least 95% of English speakers know.

  • @EmilyGlen216
    @EmilyGlen216 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL! I love Flula and his lack of knowledge for the English language

  • @ibieiniid4240
    @ibieiniid4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "flopping on the floor like fishes"
    That doesn't sound right to me but I don't know enough about amputation to disprove it.

  • @Frodofinds
    @Frodofinds 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A cannolli sword, it's al dente!

  • @tylerk.blackwell5076
    @tylerk.blackwell5076 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's floppy it's floppy it's tasty"

  • @Gregripe
    @Gregripe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he says noodle makes me tingle.

  • @badeugenecops4741
    @badeugenecops4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "If you haff a pasta sword....vee haff problem."
    That's what she said.

  • @trishc90210
    @trishc90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love love flula

  • @laniedeedee
    @laniedeedee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you Flula

  • @ErratixSpeedruns
    @ErratixSpeedruns หลายเดือนก่อน

    "all the items attached to your torso are flopping on the floor like fishes" is hilarious lmao

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, Flula, 400,000 subscribers! Congratulations.

  • @nijinokanata111
    @nijinokanata111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ich sage mein Bleistift nichts

  • @ninny65
    @ninny65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How Germany entered ww2 after violating the treaty of Versailles colourised

  • @Musicreach101
    @Musicreach101 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes!!! I'm so glad you are still kicking it Flula! You're an epic musician and fucking hilarious! cheers man!

  • @Roughneck8
    @Roughneck8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Diamond crafted sword with V Sharpness, IV Knockback, and III Unbreakable. Bring it pens!

  • @dtheochari
    @dtheochari 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my favourite person ever

  • @DrogDrummer666
    @DrogDrummer666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is referring to the metaphor which implies that going about something in correct means of jurisdiction and protest can be more effective than submitting to physical violence to prove a point.

  • @Rh1no1
    @Rh1no1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL... you crack me up in just about every video. Pasta swords, unite!

  • @ohwaitthatsnotit
    @ohwaitthatsnotit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's Al dente." XD I don't know why but that made me laugh

  • @dr.dejnairb7022
    @dr.dejnairb7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pasta Man would definitely one fearsome character in Mortal Kombat with his rigatonni knife. Swinging it around would definitely scare somebody already when it sings Shing Sung Shang Tsung.

  • @nab6215
    @nab6215 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flula, your videos on English idioms are excellent examples of taking things literally! They remind me of when my kids were little and they just didn't get what people were saying. English is stupid sometimes. Keep up the great work.

  • @piccolomaniac
    @piccolomaniac 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Storm of Pens, by George R. R. Martin.

  • @kieran93
    @kieran93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flula is the funniest youtuber ever.

  • @raymondfrenette4073
    @raymondfrenette4073 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's al dente 😂😂😂😂😂 bro, funniest thing I heard all day.

  • @lpssoda222
    @lpssoda222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    L i g a t o n i s w o r d

  • @tobortine
    @tobortine 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I enjoyed that. Very,very funny.

  • @_grindset
    @_grindset 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    where do i buy noodle sword

  • @isis5888
    @isis5888 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing is mightyer than you, Flula.

  • @ellieneko9588
    @ellieneko9588 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you Flula ❤️😄👍

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where can I buy these rigatoni swords??? I am interested (and a little hungry too).

  • @mynameis999
    @mynameis999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh, but what about a paper cut from that letter.......

  • @biggmonke8057
    @biggmonke8057 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lost it when he said “sing song shang shong”

  • @chellsbells
    @chellsbells 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how you say Brad! :D

  • @DesertDweller1776
    @DesertDweller1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, "who's making your swords"

  • @TheMassRequiem
    @TheMassRequiem 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The president could sign a law that says all swords are illegal... what now swordsman?

    • @qoaa
      @qoaa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You slice presidents head off.
      France did that, king wrote laws people chopped his head off at the guillotine.
      Blade is always mightier.
      King George wrote laws taxing America colonies, we rose up in violence and through bloodshed we changed everything.
      Franklin said the tree of liberty and freedom must be watered with the blood of patriots or else tyranny will take hold.
      He also said a nation needs a revolution every 200 years or the government will grow too strong.
      We are at 250 years now, we are 50 years past due for a bloody coup de tat in america.
      We should hang the politicians, ban the 2 party system and reelect new government based strictly on constitution

    • @0okamino
      @0okamino 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      qoaa The blade is usually only a quick fix compared to the pen.
      _"strictly on constitution"_
      Sure, as long as we're not enshrining the Constitution itself (as far too many seem to want to do these days), and we are actually willing to do as the Founding Fathers intended by reviewing it regularly and amending it properly as found to be necessary to keep it current and fully relevant in dealing with issues between the people and the governing bodies intended to serve and represent them.

  • @Aceinator4eva
    @Aceinator4eva 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your my favorite German!!!

  • @arnoldnavarro21
    @arnoldnavarro21 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    hadnt thought of that we will see

  • @raynewoman
    @raynewoman 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god, you are so funny and so cute!

  • @Phoenix11285
    @Phoenix11285 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tis true, for nations are not forged and lost with pens, only with metal and blood. If the day comes where no man has to kill another, then the pen will have proven it's worth.

  • @MoshiMonsterCrazy
    @MoshiMonsterCrazy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pen is mightier then the sword if the sword is very blunt and the pen is very sharp.
    -Terry Pratchet

  • @StephenAndrew777
    @StephenAndrew777 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahahahaha!!! i fuckin' love this guy...

  • @marilynmejia6100
    @marilynmejia6100 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how he misspells English words.

  • @forestrussell-yount1355
    @forestrussell-yount1355 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the pen is mightier but only if you hold a sword

  • @SonySuparStar
    @SonySuparStar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious!! Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Still the pen in ur botty hahahah

  • @myfairgamer6911
    @myfairgamer6911 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh God I'm hooked you're so facking funny!

  • @epultimast
    @epultimast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ´tis but a scratch

  • @R0TT3NB4ST4RD
    @R0TT3NB4ST4RD 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think it is bcauzse the pen can end the war? butt mabye the betier sayng wood be snipars are mightyer than swords ja?

  • @peaoat3608
    @peaoat3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lasagna swords are deadly!

  • @eigenart
    @eigenart 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, those porking tickets!

  • @Pre1321
    @Pre1321 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who is making your sword? Do you have a rigatoni knife?

  • @jeroenvanede
    @jeroenvanede 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pen is more mighty than a sword. You can write a real assassin to do the job for you. :)

  • @bakintoast
    @bakintoast 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Eeehh, wat?

  • @awkward_little_tato7733
    @awkward_little_tato7733 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This means words are more powerful than violence

  • @HunterRichardson
    @HunterRichardson 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries."

  • @macaronandcheese18113
    @macaronandcheese18113 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "it's floppy, it's floppy, it's al dente, it taste tasty, it vill not scare ze people it shall make zem hungry, yes of course, if your sword is made of noodle"
    why am i so dirty minded...

  • @FaisalAli-dg7ux
    @FaisalAli-dg7ux 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Organs ❌ items attached to your body✅

  • @deathnoteKIRA40
    @deathnoteKIRA40 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    If there are any other hetalians who watch these, please tell me that I'm not alone in thinking that Italy would try to use a noodle sword. Then Germany would be on the side like "why do I even try?"

  • @VeganWellnessTribe
    @VeganWellnessTribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A Catalonia cutlass

  • @EuphratesGermaine
    @EuphratesGermaine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love you

  • @StolenCoins
    @StolenCoins 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'ts my belly button sent me here! .. Who;s making your sword .... Hilarious! Subscribed!

  • @johnpearson5575
    @johnpearson5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you have a pasta sword we have problem
    Gold

  • @BioTransXX
    @BioTransXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What if its a sword pen?